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Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
Just a friendly reminder not to believe everything you read on the HoloNet. #commonsense
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WedgeAntilles @wantilles45
@lukewhatyoumademedo So he’s not your dad?
ieatworms @WormsAreYummy
wait vader is luke’s daddy?
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
WHAT NO NOT LIKE THAT
speederbike145 @BikeBike145
I’m still keeping my fanfic
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
@BikeBike145 your what
justagirl @justagirl69
@BikeBike145 link?
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Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
Okay, yes he’s my father. Stop tagging me.
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Darth Vader @lordvader ✓
@lukewhatyoumademedo No, I am your father.
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
I literally just said that
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Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
Han stop sending me edits
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Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
stargram.com/@hotmenedits/video/993274…
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
I hate you
Emperor Palpatine @sheevpalpatine ✓
Yessss, feel the hatred
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
@sheevpalpatine I thought I blocked you, get off my page
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Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
can I get verified already?
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Darth Vader @lordvader ✓
Perhaps you’d have a better chance of success if your user handle wasn’t so blatantly wrong.
Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
ur just jealous
Darth Vader @lordvader ✓
I'm also verified.
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Leia Organa @princessleiaofficial ✓
Support the Rebel Alliance today! Every credit helps in the fight against the evils of the Empire. Donate now at https://comefund.us/rebelalli #rebelalliance #canceltheempire
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Darth Vader @lordvader ✓
This is Rebellion propaganda at work. Good citizens of the Empire would do well to ignore it.
Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
doesn’t the empire literally have a donation page of their own XD
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Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
SkywalkerExclusiveEdits now has its own patreon page! Sign up for exclusive content! #patreon #lukeskywalker
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Han Solo @galaxysbestpilot
KRIFF I MEANT TO POST THIS ON MY ALT
Luke Skywalker @lukewhatyoumademedo ✓
@galaxysbestpilot wtf Han
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