every finn joke I could finn/make

by Finn_exe

Summary:

bass-k in the glory of this ultimate finn joke compilation. if you have a funny fish-related joke and want to request it to be added please type it in the comment.

 

if you use this joke comp your fics pretty please credit, you don't have to it would just be cool :)

Chapter 1

Bass-k

Bass-k in my glory

bask in my glory

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Woah! Calm your vessel, man (unoriginal)

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cod

 

for the love of cod

for the love of god

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my-shell-f

I can do it my-shell-f

I can do it myself

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Sea

Go Sea for yourself

go see for yourself

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crabby

what's with the crabby attitude

what's with the crappy attitude

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squidding

you got to be squidding me

you got to be kidding me

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fishing

you got to be fishing squidding me

you got to be fucking kidding me

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reely

Reely?

really?

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finn

I'm trying to finn as many jokes as I can

I'm trying to find as many jokes as I can

Chapter 2: master-bait-er

Summary:

get your head out of the gutter

I meant master-BAIT-er as in master at baiting people or things

 

Beach

 

vee: come at me asshole these fists are e for everyone

 

Finn: beach, I have type advantage the fuck are you gonna do Land lover.

2

Octomistic

 

Stay octomistic

 

Stay optimistic

3

Minnow

 

Let minnow if you need anything ok?

 

Let me know if you need anything ok?

4

o-fish-ial

 

Its o-fish-ial! Your the best!

 

Its official! Your the best!

5

FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

6

Hook line and sinker

 

7

 

AH FISH! HOOK LINE AND STINKER! 😡

8

Something smell fishy here (thes four arent fully fish jokes but these are something he would DEFENENTLY SAY

9

Gilliant

 

THATS GILLIANT! Why didnt i think of that?

 

THATS BRILLIANT! Why didnt i think of that?

10

Mussel

 

What? Cant i just flex my mussels?

 

What? Cant i just flex my mussels?

 

sh-shutup!

Chapter 3: not so e-fish-ient posting

Summary:

i know yall just waitng with baited breath for the next chapter but school reely got a hook on me, its truly a sad sight to sea.

also ill add the jokes yall requested soon!

Notes:

also shout out to shrimpo who kudoes this fic

1
Sorry guys, im going to be sleeping with the fishes

Yeah same, im gunna be dino snoring untill tomarrow one

…. Good one

Thanks

 

2
Plankton

For your crimes you must walk the plankton

For your crimes you must walk the plank

 

3
Carp

HOLY CARP WHAt ARE YOU DOING?

HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

4
Hake

FOR HEAVENS HAKE GET THE FISH OUT OF MY HOUSE

FOR HEAVENS SAKE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

 

5
Turtle

This is a turtle disaster

This is a total disaster

 

6
Ex-squid-sit

Wow sprout the taste is ex-squid-site

Wow sprout the taste is exquisite

 

7
Pearl-yful

Wow glisten your so pearl-ty

Wow glisten your so pretty

…… shut up finn

 

8
Ink

Wait! ill ink about it ok?

Wait! ill think about it ok?

 

9
Baiter

The lights got baxt-er? - fxnn 2025

The lights got better?

 

10
Nemo-sis

ITS YOU! MY NEMO-SIS!

ITS YOU! MY NEMESIS!

Notes:

now that i brung it up who remembers fxnn the fishbowl

my pour baby :(

Chapter 4: joke request from commenters

Summary:

thanks to the sunnbunn, peakballrun, and the seashell goat Fringledinglefart (funny ah name) for the jokes! sense everychapter is 10 jokes there will be some time until ill get all the jokes I didn't do, also some of them didn't add a example joke along with their request so Ill have to add some. alright I'm finished yapping

Notes:

all jokes in this chapter comes from thesunnbunn

1
newt

i got some brand newt jokes

i got some brand new jokes

 

2
Anticibait

i couldnt anticibait that attack

i couldnt anticipate that attack

 

3
Krilljoy

dont be a krilljoy shrimpo

dont be a Killjoy shrimo

4
Creelate

i can creelate some new stuff, just give me time

i can creelate some new stuff, just give me time

dandy: ok ok ok ok! just get out!

 

5
Opper-tuna-ty

Thank you dandy! I won't waste this oppor -tuna-ty!

Thank you dandy! I won't waste this opportunity!

 

6
Moray

no razzle that's not moray-ly gray that just evil

no razzle that's not morally gray that's just evil

 

7
Eel

I don't eel so good

I don't feel so good

*desintagrates*

 

8
Water

TOODLES! WATER YOU DOING?!?!?!

TOODLES! What are YOU DOING?!?!?!

toodles: hyrdolic hand grenades

finn: rodger is gunna krill me

 

9
Craw

craw 4 looey!

draw 4 looey!

 

10
Pour

pour pour looey! bro got 30 cards

poor poor looey! bro got 30 cards

looey: ready for the biggest comeback you've seen in your life?

Chapter 5: megalovania

Summary:

i was making this when megalovania suddenly started playing, my insanity knows no bounds

 

I will be finishing up the suggested jokes from chapter one which includes the sun bun and Peakballrun (Fringledinglefart too but oh boy I will get to him later)

1

Delugesion

ok now your VERY delugesional

ok now your VERY delusional

 

2

Carpplaining

I'm filled with water that makes me very heavy and you don't see me Carpplaining

I'm filled with water that makes me very heavy and you don't see me Camplaining

 

3

Dumb-Bass

You're a fishing dumb-bass you know that right>

You're a fucking dumbass you know that right?

 

 

4

brime-ing  

I'm brime-ing with excitement for more.

I'm brimming with excitement for more.

 

 

5 

phoque

the 'phoque' you mean "go to settings"? Where do you even find it?!?

the fuck you mean "go to settings"? Where do you even find it?!?

 

(hc: Finn spent too much time in the ocean he doesn't know how to use a computer)

(phoque means seal in French and sounds like 'fuck', genius btw)

(Finn using fish jokes to hide his sailor mouth is one of my favorite headcanons)

(and I'm finished with theSunnbunns requests, thanks a lot!)

 

joke request from Peakballrun:

6

anemones

you know what they say "Keep your friends close and your anemones closer"

you know what they say "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Chapter 6: Fringledinglefart's request

Summary:

holy moly that's a lot!

I'm definitely not carp-plaining though

1

sole

I feel it in my 'sole'

i feel it in my 'sole'

 

2

Gill/buoy

you are the Gill/buoy of my dreams

you are the Girl/boy of my dreams

 

3

sturgeon

oh my cod! salmon call a sturgeon!

oh my god! someone call a surgeon

 

4

salmon

salmon kelp me!

someone help me!

 

5

cod

oh my cod!

oh my god

 

6

shell

what the shell!?

what the hell!?

 

7

'fin' and out 

I'll be 'fin' and out before you know it!

I'll be in and out before you know it!

 

8

krill

PLEASE DON'T KRILL ME!

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

 

9

seal

how about we 'seal' the deal?

how about we seel the deal?

 

10

whale

whale whale whale what do we have here?

well well well what do we have here?

Chapter 7: Fringledinglefart's request part 2

1

squid

squid you hear that?

did you hear that?

 

 

2

devilfish

That is such a devilfish idea😈

That is such a devilish idea😈

 

 

3

finn-tastic

that was absolutely Finn-tastic!

that was absolutely fantastic

Bonus: that was absolutely fanta-tastic

 

 

4

bass

drop the 'bass'

drop the base

 

 

5

fin-ished

hurry up already! i already fin-ished

hurry up already! I already finished

 

 

6

de-bait-able

 

ok now that was de-bait-able

 

 

7

trout/draught

idk, I have my trouts/draughts about this

idk, I have my doubts about this

 

 

8

beta

You 'beta' believe it!

You better believe it!

 

 

9

kraken

You're 'kraken' me up!

You're 'cracking' me up!

 

 

10

jellyfish

You're just jellyfish!

You're just jealous!

Chapter 8: morning comedy

Summary:

its fkn 7:34 rn and its too late to fall asleep istg

 

Fringledinglefart's request part 3

1

octupi

your octupi-ing too much of my time

your occupying too much of my time

 

 

2

Squidnapped

BARNABY WILIKERS HAVE BEEN SQUIDNAPPED!

 

 

3

scrod

you have been royally scrod

you have been royally screwed

 

 

4

herring'

I've been 'herring' all about it!

I've been hearing all about it !

 

 

5

wrase

Feel my wrase

Feel my wrath

 

 

6

attitude

Hey! Don't give me that crab-itude

Don't give me that attitude

 

 

7

selfish

Don't be shellfish

Don't be selfish

 

 

8

Under the water

I guess I'm just under the water today

I guess I'm just under the weather today

 

 

9

gill-ty

'gill-ty' of loving these jokes

guilty of loving these jokes

 

 

10

It gets pretty hard navigating these waters

Chapter 9: Fringledinglefart's request part 4

Summary:

im finally 'dome'! thank 'cod'

1

reel

You're a 'reel' catch!

You're a real catch

 

 

2

fin-ship

fin-ship is magic

friend ship is magic

 

 

3

Krill-ion / Gill-ion

You're one in a Krill-ion / Gill-ion!

You're one in a million!

 

 

4

So-fish-ticated

don't I look So fish-ticated

don't I look So sophisticated

 

 

5

shrimply

your shrimply amazing

your simply amazing

 

 

6

celabrate

Time to shell-abrate!

Time to celebrate!

 

 

7

Crab-ulous

glisten your looking absolutely Crab-ulous

glisten your looking absalutely fabulous

 

 

8

"I'm just reeling with laughter"

 

 

9

A-trout-cious

this i A-trout-cious!

this is atrocious!

 

 

10

Krill pill 

take a Krill pill shrimpo

take a chill pill shrimpo

 

 

10+

"My legs were crushed-aceans!" - feind 2025

(i cal twisted finn "feind" instead of his normal name)

Chapter 10: glisten is hunting me down

Summary:

GUYS KELP ME!

1
What's wrong glisten, you're as salty as the Jon Duan Pond

2
Explo-sea-ve

Now that was an explo-sea-ve entrance

Now that was an explosive entrance

Glisten: THATS IT!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Finn: not if I krill you first

Glisten: OH FUCK!!

 

3

“I going to gut you like a fish”

 

4

Kelp = help

How about I kelp you with that?

How about I help you with that

 

5
What? Is it wrong for me to want to see your bikini bottom~? (finn rizz)

 

6
For a shrimp, you have quite the sailor mouth

 

7
NO, YOU BARNICLE HEAD!

 

8
Bass-tard

He killed Kenny! You bass-tard!

He killed Kenny! You bastard!

Dumbledore said calmly

 

9
Dumb-Bass

You're a fishing dumb-bass you know that right?

You're a fishing dumb-bass you know that right?

 

10
How about you get the seaweed out of your ears and listen up!

Notes:

nevermind, finn clutched, im saved from the mirror twink

Chapter 11: school time giggles

Summary:

whriting this during lunchtime rn lol

1
Dam

Dam… sorry to hear that

 

2
De nile

If you thought you could win your in de-nile
If you thought you could win your in denile

Scraps: oh come on! That not even fish-related!

Its still water related so ill take that i can get

 

3

Boat

Guys dont worry im the boat when it comes to this

Guys dont worry im the goat when it comes to this

 

4

Arent you a fish out of water?

 

5
Conch-quest
after a long conch-quest i am finally finished
after a long conquest i am finally finished m

 

6
De nile

If you thought you could win your in de-nile
If you thought you could win your in denile

Scraps: oh come on! That not even fish-related!

Its still water related so ill take that i can get

 

7

Boat

Guys dont worry im the boat when it comes to this

Guys dont worry im the goat when it comes to this

 

8

Arent you a fish out of water?

 

9
Conch-quest
after a long conch-quest i am finally finished
after a long conquest i am finally finished

 

10
anchor-ding

everything goes anchor-ding to plan

everything goes according to plan

Chapter 12: good reef

Summary:

sorry about my absency, ive been a 'tad-pole' bit busy

(some jokes might repeat, ill have to fish out the replica's)

1
Tank

Tank you

thank you

2
shore

are you shore you know what your doing?

are you sure you know what your doing?

3
minnow

I should have minnow-n better

I should have known better

4
reel

things are about to get fishy reel quick

things are about to get fishy real quick

for-reel

are you for-reel?

are you for real

5
fin

hey dude, how have you fin>

hey dude, how have you been?

6
boat

I'm doing fine, how a-boat you?

I'm doing fine, how about you?
(finn talking to himself, his insanity knows no bounds)
7
don't worry guys, I'm just testing the waters

8
surf-prise

what a surf-prise to see you here

what a surprise to see you here

9
maybe you just need to get out of your shell

Shrimpo: YOUR JOKES SUCK!

Finn: LOOK HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!

10
oar

gigi oar you ok?

 

gigi are you ok?

Chapter 13: midnight clownfishing

1
it doesn't get any 'betta' than this

it doesn't get any better than this

2
his energy source is off the scales!

3
don't push it sea-ster

don't push it sister

4
good reef

ごめんなさい (それはジョジョの引用ですか？)

5

you coela-cant do this to me!

you cant do this to me?

6

its nice to be at your aqua-intence

thats enough finn-anigans for today

thats enough shinanigans for today

 

7

hey you know what they say ¨Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime¨

8

finn-agedon is innevitabe

armageddon is innevitable

9

thats one way to earn a gill-ion dollors

hats one way to earn a million dollors

10

your on squid row for that one ¨buddy¨

your on death row for that one ¨buddy¨