the storys of foreskin or smth like that

by xXBatty_HallowXx

Summary:

Collected works about Forsaken (watch me give up on this)

REQUESTS ARE ON HIATUS

Chapter 1: Um, hello

I'm gonna write wtv I want basically, but if u wanna request smth, feel free to. I might not get to it tho if I feel like not doing it

 

If you're gonna request something, I'll show my do's and don'ts here

 

(Do!)
Fluff (I'm a lil bad at it but fuck it we ball)
Angst (same as the last)
Ship requests
Crack
Crack taken seriously

(Dont!)
Smut
Incest
Pedophilia (stares at THOSE specific c00lkidd fans)
Any ship with c00lkidd (only exception is with Bluudud, but that is still a heavy MAYBE.)
Two Time.... I hate Two Time.... grr....
Any character that isn't out yet, because I wouldn't know how to write them...

Decided to make a queue because I'm taking forever to get to them (sorry guys)

!QUEUE!

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(Fluff) Noli x Taph

(Angst) Jason & C00lkidd and 007n7

(Fluff) Bluudud & C00lkidd

(Crack) Taph & Builderman

Chapter 2: (Crack) Shed x 7n7 x guest - The Marvelous Wedding

Summary:

This is based on something me and my friends did in roblox

007n7 walked down the aisle, tears in his eyes.. from joy. Shedletsky was at his side, in a mix of a wedding dress and a suit while 007n7 was in a normal wedding dress. At the end of the aisle was Guest1337, nervously waiting to be wed.

Mafioso was playing elegant wedding music, his hands moving skillfully as all his attention was pulled to a piano. Locked In Alien (don't ask me) standing in the middle of the alter, acting as priest.

Many people showed up to this beautiful wedding, many friends.. many foes... There was Unpleasant gradient, one of the incels from the Eltingville club, Melvin Sneedly, C00lkidd, and many others.

Many people's eyes had tears in their eyes, smiling, enjoying this perfect wedding.

As 007n7 and Shedletsky slowly walked down the aisle, they finally got to their handsome shared husband... Guest 1337. Guest's blushing face met the blushing faces of his two brides.

The Locked In Alien began speaking, "Zeep zop glap... zoob zoob... zapple... glibby jibby keeb puy..." zhey paused before continuing on, randomly locking tf in, "You may now kiss the bride."

Guest leaned in, pressing a kiss against Shedletsky's lips before shifting to press one against 007n7's, but 007n7 quickly protested.

"Ew, I'm not kissing THAT thing."

"Oh, ok."

Shedletsky quickly looked over to see his two partners bickering, quickly telling them to stop, yet they continued.

Eventually, the bickering came to a stop, and they finally smooched. Everyone cheered and clapped as the first part of the ceremony was over.

But then... 007n7 spoke again, "I don't feel so good.." He fell back first into the floor, slightly twitching. Both his grooms paid him no mind, though. He began having a full on seizure, but yet again, his grooms didn't gaf.

He was fucking dying while Shedletsky and Guest 1337 talked. 007n7 started frothing at the mouth before the two finally noticed him.

"Oh," said Shedletsky. Guest looked down, concerned for his bride, "Are you okay????" but 007n7 kept seizing out.

The twitching and seizing slowly came to a halt, 007n7 passing out (or away, nobody would care anyway... heh... he deserved it anyway :)... ).

Both Guest and Shedletsky stopped and looked down at him before continuing on with their conversation.

Notes:

Because I said this was based on something my friends did on roblox, I had to cut a few things out, like 007n7 CONSTANTLY jorking it (I was playing 007n7, I made him jork his shit)

Chapter 3: (Angst) C00lkidd & 007n7 - At least it didn't hurt.

Summary:

C00lkidd kills 007n7... what a original topic 👏

 

1860 words.

Notes:

There's some MillitaryIntelligence in here if u squint

"I love you, dad!" C00lkidd giggled, getting picked up by 007n7, getting raised into the sky, and getting put onto his father's shoulders. He was light, easy to hold, easy to carry. 007n7 smiled up at his baby boy, opening his mouth to speak, "I love you too, kiddo."

007n7 had just picked up C00lkidd from school. He had gotten several calls and reports about how C00lkidd has terrorized the fellow students there. He had told him, time and time again, not to play rough. C00lkidd would always whine, cry, and throw a tantrum every time 007n7 tried to talk about it, so eventually he gave up trying to teach him not to hit other kids.

007n7 was a bit of a pushover. After his old hacking days, he tried his damn near hardest to be nice, to be pleasant, all for his son. But given 007n7's lack of experience in that category, he didn't know how.

He kept silent whenever someone upset him, he tried to compliment others more but it always came off as awkward, he  tried to teach his kid about being nice, but it always ended up with C00lkidd throwing a hissy fit in his direction.

C00lkidd knew how his dad could always give in to his whining, and he used that to his advantage. He would beg for things and cry when they weren't given to him. He would do bad things, and sob when he got called out. He'd take things he shouldn't and whine when he got caught.

007n7 couldn't stand to see his baby boy cry, and he would always give in to what C00lkidd wanted. It was his first time ever being a father, and when C00lkidd cried, he couldn't help but feel like he's failing as one.

He continued to smile up at his kid, walking with him on his shoulders. He looked at a certain child from C00lkidd's class, crying, sobbing to their mother about a bruise on their arm. 007n7 knew it was because of C00lkidd, and he knew he was gonna get another call tonight. He hoped, just that maybe, he could talk sense into C00lkidd tonight.

He sighed, walking back to his house with C00lkidd still on his shoulders, his smile slightly faltering. He wanted C00lkidd to be normal, but he felt extremely guilty for thinking this. 007n7 just wanted his son to quit hurting others.

He opened the door to his house, letting C00lkidd down and closing the door behind him. C00lkidd immediately went to the toys on the floor in the living room in front of the T.V. He began playing, imitating car noises as he made two plastic cars race.

007n7 smiled at this, enjoying seeing his son having fun. He let out a quiet huff before walking towards the kitchen, beginning to make dinner.

 

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After C00lkidd ate, he grabbed his dirty plate and put it in the sink, having to go onto his tippy toes to reach. He ran out the kitchen and ran over to where his dad worked on his computer, begging, "Dad!! Dad!! Can I keep playing? Please?? Pretty please???"

007n7 looked at the time. It was late. He sighed, "I'm sorry, kiddo. It's almost your bedtime. You can play more tomorrow, it's almost the weekend. How about you clean up your toys and get ready for bed, hm?.."

C00lkidd pouted, his lip quivering as he started up the waterworks. 007n7 let out another sigh, trying not to be walked all over by his son again, "I said no, C00lkidd."

C00lkidd immediately started sobbing, letting out loud whines as he got denied something, throwing a tantrum at his dad's legs. 007n7 was about to give in again when C00lkidd started kicking at his legs. 007n7 was taken aback. His son never tried hitting him once ever!

007n7 finally had enough and stood up, clearing his throat and speaking in a more authoritative tone. "That is not how we behave in this house! You pick up your toys, and you go to bed! And quit hitting your classmates! The school is close to kicking you out!"

C00lkidd was shocked, to say the least, tears stopping for just a second before he started to actually cry real tears. His dad never yelled at him like that! And it hurt his feelings.

007n7 just pointed towards his toys and spoke again, "Clean up! Now!" Still crying, C00lkidd began picking up his toys before heading to bed. For a small while, 007n7 could hear him still faintly crying in his room until he finally fell asleep. He couldn't help but think he was too harsh. He felt extremely guilty, but he couldn't believe that C00lkidd dared to hit him!

"At least it didn't hurt," he sighed...

 

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007n7 was running for his dear life, he had slash marks on him and his clothes were burnt from a flaming sword, his forehead had a massive bruise on it from a brick getting thrown at it, and he was littered in cuts and bruises from smaller attacks.

His whole body ached, his throat burned as he panted and gasped for air as he ran. He couldn't stop now, not when his life depended on it.

He cried as he couldn't take the pain, he spawned a clone right at the edge of another room, watching his clone go forward as he quickly ran into the room at his right. He saw a red blur go for his clone, watching as it got it's neck cracked. He watched as the killer got disappointed when they realized it was just a clone.

He went back to running, not caring if they were still chasing him or not. He just wanted out of here. Eventually, his stamina ran out. He spotted Guest 1337 doing a generator, he slowly trudged over and helped him with it. Guest looked up at him, examining his wounds for a quick moment before going back to paying attention to the wires in his hands at the moment.

With the both of them working on it, they quickly got it finished. The time on the clock dwindled down by a few seconds, 007n7 let out a sigh of relief. Guest cleared his throat before handing 007n7 a medkit, "You need to heal."

007n7 looked up at him, he wanted to deny it, say that someone more useful could use it, but he didn't want to seem ungrateful. Not to mention he hurt too much to complain. He took the medkit from Guest 1337 before they heard stomping coming closer.

"Quick! Go heal!" Guest pointed towards the ballpit, a more secluded area for 007n7 to hide and heal. 007n7 thought for a second before nodding and going towards the ball pit.

He hesitated, questioning whether or not to heal or save it for someone else. He peeked out from the ball pit, looking at Guest 1337 as he dodged a hit and punched the killer, the latter whom immediately whined, "I'M TELLING DAD!"

His heart ached, staring at the killer, his son. He felt upset at Guest for hitting his child, but he knew he had to. He watched as C00lkidd hit Guest with his flaming sword, realizing that he should hurry up to go help Guest.

He quickly opened the medkit, bandaging his wounds up as he heard Guest 1337 grunt behind him, taking strong blows. He heard as Guest charged C00lkidd before attempting to run, and he heard the distinct sound of a neck snapping.

He winced at the sound, slightly tearing up. He knew that they would all just end up back at the wood lodge again, but he couldn't help but feel sad. Guest was the only one who was nice to him, he was the only to him who felt like a friend, even if that wasn't the case. It made him feel bad.

He finished up bandaging his arms and torso, hearing a faint chant, "Just one left!!"

He bit his tongue, opening his c00lgui and booting it up to teleport away. He could hearing C00lkidd running towards him, letting out a quiet whine, he teleported to the other side of the motel, out in the yard. He hid behind a wall, hoping that C00lkidd wouldn't find him.

He spawned out another clone, hoping that his son would fall for it and run after it, away from his spot. C00lkidd ran out into the motel's yard, spotting the clone, but he also watched as it ran into a wall.

"Come on, dad! You're better than that!" He let out a giggle. 007n7 sucked in a breath, feeling his impending doom. Tears pricked at his eyes, praying, begging, to whatever cruel god that was out there to not let him die by his baby boy.

Too bad that god wasn't listening.

C00lkidd spawned in his pizza delivery men, quickly following their direction towards his dad. One pizza delivery guy at each side of the wall, 007n7 would get hit either way he ran.

He quickly chose one side before both of them could hit him, he'd rather get burnt once than twice. He ran as he tried patting out the fire on him, not noticing his son charging a brick at his head.

It hit him with a loud thud, he let out a choked sob as he kept running. Just five more seconds until he can spawn another clone, he can do this...

He turned the corner, running forward as he tried to lose his son, but C00lkidd followed his every move. 007n7 could finally spawn his clone, and he did.

C00lkidd didn't fall for it.

Instead, he charged straight forward towards the almost invisible 007n7 with a flaming sword, just missing by a inch. "No fair!" he whined.

007n7 felt bad, but he didn't want to die again tonight. He kept running, every now and then pausing to catch his breath and regain his stamina. His tears still falling as he kept moving.

He missed the child that played cars. He missed the kid that would draw himself and 007n7 under a bright yellow sun. He missed the kid that would watch T.V. and play video games. He missed how C00lkidd used to be, but he's not getting his old son back anytime soon.

He knew that C00lkidd just thought that this was a game of tag, but he wish he would just snap out of it and realize he's hurting people, but as he was stuck in thought, catching his breath, C00lkidd spotted him.

He turned around just a little too late, another brick getting thrown at him and hitting him square in the chest. He wheezed, coughing up blood. C00lkidd ran right up to him and picked him up by the neck.

Oh no.

007n7 was light, easy to hold, easy to carry. He didn't struggle, putting his hands on C00lkidd's arm as he braced for his neck to be snapped. He let out a little whimper, coughing again before speaking, "You've gotten so strong, kiddo..."

C00lkidd smiled before snapping his neck, "It was so nice seeing you, dad!"

 

 

"At least it didn't hurt."

Notes:

I might make fluff later.. maybe

Chapter 4: (Crack) Shed & 1x1x1x1 - Man, fuck u AND ur foreskin

Summary:

1x cuts off sheds foreskin idk, based on a comment

Shedletsky ran as far as he could, running away from his creation of hatred. 1x1x1x1 chased after him without a sweat, determined to kill him. They wanted him erased from this planet. They wanted him GONE.

Shedletsky ran around a corner, pulling out his sword and waiting for 1x1x1x1 to come around so he could strike.

1x1x1x1 turned the corner, and immediately dodged the sword. Shedletsky was shocked, but determined to keep running. Too bad 1x1x1x1 grabbed him and lifted him off the ground before he could.

"I want you hanging in the STREETS "

"What I even do bru 😭"

1x1x1x1 growled before (wait lemme see if I'm writing this right. . .) removing Shedletsky's pantaloons???

"Man... fuck you AND your foreskin!"

1x1x1x1 chopped off the foreskin from Shedletsky's weiner.

"YEEEOUWCCHHCHHCHHHH!!!!"

Shedletsky was let go, and he immediately dropped to his knees, holding his bleeding crotch.

"I'm your number 1 hater, bru. Don't you forget." 1x1x1x1 triumphantly exclaimed, only to be met with Shedletsky wailing about his foreskin being cut off.

Notes:

Ts is PEAK 🙏🙏🙏

Chapter 5: (Crack) Telamon x Builderman - Sloppy makeout sesh!!!

Summary:

Oomf wanted me to write this

Notes:

I'm writing way too much crack

Telamon looked into Builderman's eyes longingly, brushing his thumb against his cheek. "Heh... your face is widawwy so red, my kitten..." Builderman let out a soft, kawaii gasp, face turning even more red. "A-alpha!... Y-you're e-e-embarassing me..."

Telamon let out a soft chuckle, lifting up Builderman's head by his chin when he tried to look away. "Look at me, babycheeks... widawwy."

Builderman looked at Telamon in his gorgeous brown orbs, slowly leaning in subconsciously. Telamon catched on and let out a low, dominant chuckle. "Widawwy impatient are we, my widdle pogchamp?"

Builderman let out a high pitched giggle before pressing a small kiss against Telamon's cheek, making him blush. "Oh, you dirty widdle kitten... widawwy." Telamon spoke.

He pressed a forceful kiss against Buildermans lips, claiming his as his own. He forced his tongue into his mouth as drool dripped from both of them.

WOAHH!! SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESH!! I don't wanna put actual effort into this anymore so this is gonna dwindle in quality.

Tlemaon kept kissing buidleeman slalopliy, bting his lower lip, and leaning in furtwhr. Buwildeeman blushed as he prwssswd back. They erew BOTH really into it!!

Random 007n7 mention because he has to be here. Trust. He walked in on builerma and telamon kissing, he looked relly shocked!!.

"Woah guys! What r u doing!!!" 007n7 said, shocked. Putting his hands on his head, shocked. "I am so shocked rn!!" He said, shockingly

It's not what it looks like" sheletsy spoke, going back to smooching builderman

"Okay, by telamon.. shedletsky .. . Whatever the fuck ur name is. I'm gonna go goon by myself " 007nu said

Chapter 6: (Hurt&Comfort?) C00lkidd & 007n7 - "Step away from my son."

Summary:

Based on this one comic I saw on tumblr, where c00lkidd is about to die as 007n7 comforts him in his arms while shedletsky is behind him, about to swing and kill c00lkidd. but 007n7 doesn't let c00lkidd die in this fic

Notes:

He/them pronouns for elliot, even tho he's mentioned only lightly

This is more angst that hurt and comfort but um, idk, I'm feeling evil

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C00lkidd ran after someone in a black suit, fedora, and sunglasses. He had a wide smile on his face as he kept running after him. He sadly didn't know any of the people he was playing with, except for two. He only recognized his dad, and the pizza worker that hated both him and his dad.

He doesn't like the pizza worker, they didn't like when he played at the pizza place, they wouldn't give him pizza, and they treated his papa horribly. That's why he was the first person he tagged!

C00lkidd watched as the guy in the fedora kept flipping a coin, he watched as the guy suddenly got a smirk on his face and turned around, and he watched as he pulled out a toy gun and shot him.

C00lkidd let out a loud wail, getting shot the FOURTH time this game! It wasn't fair! For a toy gun, it sure hurt. The guy ran off as C00lkidd sat there, recovering from his 'small' injury.

He didn't understand the gravity of it all, he didn't understand why he kept getting hit. Is this why dad told him not to play rough? Because all the other people would play rough back? Well, that just isn't fun! And he wasn't even being that rough! Everyone else was just being wusses!!

C00lkidd stopped chasing after him, deciding to go after the man with the blue hair and camo clothes. Maybe he'd have better luck with him!

The moment he started going after him, the guy ram right into C00lkidd's chest, making him stagger back, he paused before he ran after him with renewed vigor. That's not how the game was played! You don't do that! C00lkidd had to put this cheater into his place.

C00lkidd grabbed his toy sword and swung, only for it to be blocked and to be hit square in the jaw. He sputtered, spitting out some blood and a tooth. C00lkidd immediately panicked and picked it up, tears brimming up in his eyes.

Everyone was being so mean! He let out a soft sigh as he held onto the tooth, papa told him he was a big boy and that he could be strong and that he was brave. Yeah... he was brave! He won't cry over some cheaters! Hey, maybe he could get some money from the tooth fairy for his missing tooth too!

As he was stuck in thought, he heard the sound of something being built. Oh, it's that builder guy! He remembers seeing him and that one guy with the sword talking to his papa about something, they looked mad the last time he saw them..

He ran behind the wall right when it was done being built, it began to shoot at him. C00lkidd had to slow down from the force of every bullet. He was starting to get mad. Why was every player a cheater!? Don't any of them know how to play tag!?

First, they don't tag back, then they run infront of other players so they wouldn't get tagged just to NOT be it, and then they start attacking C00lkidd! They were all so, so, mean!

C00lkidd slowly began to tear up as he destroyed the machine, he didn't want to play anymore. No matter what he did, all the other people hurt him! He just wanted his dad, he wanted to be held, he wanted to be comforted as he cried.

He let out a sniffle before he heard a gun cock, it's that guy with the fedora again! He quickly turned around and watched as the gun blew up in his face. Hah! That's what he deserves!

Just when C00lkidd was going to go tag him, he felt something make him slower. There was this blue ray of light, making him slower.. slower...

He looked over to where it was coming from. It was the old pumpkin guy! He snarled, reeling his hand back and throwing a brick at the pumpkins head. He stuck his tongue out and sung "Na na na na boo boo!" in a taunting manner.

Dad told him not to be mean to the people he played with, but they were mean first! So it was fair, right? He felt tired, all this chasing wasn't fun anymore!

He watched as the pumpkin guy ran away, he looked over to where the guy with the fedora was, just to see he already left. C00lkidd let out a sniffle, slowly trudging over to the graveyard.

He sat down, finally letting out all his tears. "Everyone is just so mean..." he quietly whined to himself, "No one knows how to play right..."

 

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Just on the other side of the graveyard was 007n7, he was working on a machine as he watched C00lkidd walk over. He quickly hid behind one of the tombstones, praying that C00lkidd wouldn't find him. He was shaking, not wanting to die to his kid again, until...

He heard him sniffling. He heard him cry, crying about how everyone was so mean. He looked past the tombstone, staring at his son's battered and beaten body.

He had bullet wounds, cuts and slashes scattering his skin, bruises on his chest and jaw from getting hit and charged into.

007n7 stared at how C00lkidd, his son, was sobbing. He couldn't take it. His child was a cold, heartless killer. That's what everyone thought of him. But 007n7 knew better.

He knew from the way he exclaimed "Tag, you're it!" that his son thought it was all game. He knew from his sobs about how everyone was cheating, that he thought they were all playing.

Just hearing his child crying was enough to make him get up from his hiding position and walk over to his broken hearted child. He didn't care if he was putting himself into danger, he promised to always be there for C00lkidd.

The red child looked up at his father, his eyes immediately regaining that sparkle in them, his smile immediately brightening. He jumped up and grabbed his father tightly. 007n7 let out a small groan, still not used to his child's new renowned strength.

He wrapped his arms around C00lkidd, slowly patting his back. "You doing alright, kid?.." C00lkidd thought for a second, frowning a little as he ranted about how everyone was playing unfair. The older man, wanting to get his child to stop hurting others while getting everyone else to stop hurting his precious son in one breath, tried to compromise, "Have you ever thought that they don't want to play?.."

"But- but-" C00lkidd started up, "There is nothing else to do! And they play too! They have these fun toys! Like- like, the guy with the hat! He has this cool toy gun! And, the pumpkin guy has a cool toy staff! They want to play! They want to!!"

007n7 sighed, deciding to quit before his child was arguing and mad with him. It's hard getting C00lkidd to quit when he has his mind set on something. 

'Stubborn little kid..' 007n7 thought, almost fondly. He let out a soft chuckle as he smiled lightly.

"Just.. Don't worry about it, then. They aren't here anymore anyway, they can't hurt you or... 'cheat'." C00lkidd smiled, his aching and weak body almost putting all of its weight on his papa.

007n7 noticed this and slowly brought both of them down, letting C00lkidd sit on his lap and he held him close. He had C00lkidd's chin resting against his shoulder, giving him clear view of all the injuries on his back. It only served the man to become more upset, not only upset that his son was injured, but that the people that were supposed to be on his side were hurting his son.

007n7 let out a sigh he didn't realize he was holding in and held C00lkidd tight, not wanting to let go. This was the first actually nice moment he had with his son in a while. He didn't know how long. It's hard to know how much time has passed given that it's always night here.

C00lkidd softly mumbled something, whispering about how he wants to go home, eat his dad's cooking, play with his toys. 7n7 teared up, putting a hand against the back of C00lkidd's head, like as if he let go, he would never see his child again.

"I know, I know.. Look, when this is all said and done, I'll make you some macaroni and cheese, yeah?... How does that sound?.."

"That sounds... nice..." C00lkidd let out a soft yawn, comfortable in his dad's embrace. 007n7 saw someone walking closer, quickly deciphering that it was Shedletsky. He saw that he had his sword in his hand and his heart rate went up. His eyes went wide, thinking about how Shedletsky might hurt his baby boy.

Shedletsky looked at 007n7 with nothing but empathy. He didn't want to hurt 7n7's child, but he knew he had to. He got up behind C00lkidd and raised his sword. Much to his surprise, 007n7 quickly let go of C00lkidd and stood up. Shedletsky had already swung his sword, but 007n7 blocked it with his arms. It was a deep cut, almost meeting bone.

007n7 winced, beginning to cry as he held one of his arms, examining the cut. C00lkidd looked up as he realized what happened. Shedletsky looked into 007n7's eyes, concerned, but also a little mad.

"What the hell are you doing, Seven??"

"I'm... I'm not letting you hurt him again, Shedletsky... Step away from my son."

"He could kill us! He already has! Several times! And this round, he's already wiped half the team!"

"I don't give two shits on what he has and hasn't done! You back the fuck away from my child, Shedletsky!"

Shedletsky stood there, shocked. He almost understood 7n7's situation, he knew that 007n7 wouldn't just let go from his child, he knew that he loved him dearly, but he didn't understand how he'd rather let the rest of the team die than to hurt his son. It was a torturous cycle that wouldn't stop unless they did something.

Shedletsky missed 1x1x1x1 in a way, he missed him dearly, but he understood that he had to hurt him so his friends wouldn't die, but why couldn't 007n7 understand that.

007n7 spoke again, "Just.. leave, Shed... You're already a really honorable man. I don't want to be mad at you."

'Tad late for that, huh?' Shedletsky thought, biting his tongue. He walked away. At least 007n7 was distracting the killer, but if he dies from C00lkidd, it's not his fault.

C00lkidd had started to stand again, spooking 007n7 when he touched his shoulder. He immediately pulled his hand back, scared that he had hurt his dad. 007n7 turned around, looking more exhausted than he usually did. This time, he wrapped his arms around C00lkidd first.

"Are-... are you okay, dad?.." C00lkidd asked almost innocently, he never really saw his dad get hit. It scared him, really. C00lkidd didn't even see how bad the cut was, he just thought that he got thwacked with a plastic sword.

"Yeah.. Yeah, I'll be fine.. Just know that I'm here for you." Tired, it was now 007n7's turn to put almost all his weight on C00lkidd, he didn't have the strength to hold himself up.

"Y'know... papa's getting tired.. Be a dear and keep me company, alright?"

C00lkidd softly nodded, holding his sweet old dad as he bled out.

Notes:

C00lkidd thinks everything is sunshine and rainbows, he doesn't see the severity of cuts or injuries

"die from C00lkidd"?? more like, die from YOU 🤣🤣🤣 js jk, I love shedletsky, he's awesome sauce

Chapter 7: (Fluff&Crack treated srsly) 1x1x1x1 & C00lkidd & Jason - The Tooth Fairy

Summary:

After C00lkidd's last round, he shows his missing tooth to 1x1x1x1 and expects the tooth fairy to show up

Notes:

This is a part 2 to my last chapter, so read the previous chapter if u want to

1x1x1x1 uses all pronouns in this so sorry if it gets confusing

Also I hc that Jason does sign language "but- but- in the Friday the 13th movies-" I DONT CAREEEEE 🗣🗣🗣

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C00lkidd smiled, glad to have spend the end of the match with his dad, even if he was asleep. He walked back to the house that him and the rest of the killers had stayed at, thank Spectre it wasn't that far away from the grave yard!

He walked through the orange door (frame), the actual door having been broken and lost somewhere. He walked upstairs and was greeted by Jason. Jason stared at C00lkidd, not offering to do anything but give a small, polite wave. C00lkidd happily waved back.

C00lkidd ran up to him and showed his tooth, also where the tooth came from, opening his mouth and pointing at the gap in his top row. Jason didn't show any emotion to that, but C00lkidd could tell that he was concerned.

"Don't worry, I'm fine! Plus, I'm gonna get money for it!" he giggled, running off to go find 1x1x1x1 and show them as well.

 

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Eventually, C00lkidd got 1x1x1x1's locked door open, 1x never understood how he managed to do that, but as much as they were impressed, they were annoyed.

"Oh- what do you want, C00lkidd.." 1x1x1x1 hissed, looking over at the red child standing in his door frame. C00lkidd attempted to run inside 1x's room before 1x1x1x1 quickly got up, walking over to him before C00lkidd could actually barge into his room.

"Privacy, C00lkidd.. I've told you this before." 1x1x1x1 seemed more annoyed now. C00lkidd sheepishly shrunk back a little before excitedly showing his missing tooth. 1x1x1x1 could already guess that C00lkidd lost the round from how beaten he looked, but watching him show her his tooth like it was a trophy had her question C00lkidd's stability.

"You... got beaten up by the survivors?..."

"No! Well- yes... but it's my tooth! I can give it to the tooth fairy and get money from it!"

"Tooth... fairy?..."

"Yeah! The Tooth fairy! She gives quarters for all the teeth that children lose! She wear a pink tutu and has a sparkling tiara and has this star shaped wand and-"

"Okay, okay, you just sound ridiculous."

"But- but- the tooth fairy! How have you never heard of her!?"

1x1x1x1 pondered this for a second, Shedletsky never really managed to teach them much about fairy tales and myths and such... but 1x also questioned if the Tooth Fairy is a thing that children actually get taught about or if C00lkidd is just crazy.

"Tell me more." 1x1x1x1 pressed C00lkidd, asking for more details because he was genuinely confused.

1x1x1x1 listened and listened to C00lkidd rant about the Tooth fairy, softly smiling. She'd never admit this, but she enjoyed C00lkidd's company. Probably one of the few people she didn't actually hate. Though, to be fair, it's hard to hate a kid, specifically one that kills people super easy. So you get to see the one person you hate the most die over and over again by a super cool kid!

Though, after a while, 1x1x1x1 had to pause his rambling. "Alright, I think that's enough for today. Just, go to bed and put your tooth under your pillow or however it works. It's your bedtime anyway."

C00lkidd frowned, but was excited to get money anyway. Dad always told him that if he saved up enough money, he could buy any toy he wanted! By himself!

C00lkidd grinned as he ran to his room, his feet pitter-pattering against the flimsy wood floor. He quickly got into bed, placed his tooth under the pillow, and tried his hardest to fall asleep.

 

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1x1x1x1 told Jason all about what C00lkidd was telling him, Jason just slowly nodding, already knowing what the Tooth fairy is. His mother had already told him about it before the drowning..

In the midst of his thoughts, 1x1x1x1 brought up a plan to him that made him repeatedly shake his head no.

"Come on, you don't wanna crush C00lkidd's dreams, huh?"

Another head shake 'no' from Jason.

"So you'll do it?"

Jason was hesitant, really not wanting to do 1x's plan, but not really wanting to disappoint C00lkidd.

 

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It was night. Or well, their version of night, since it's always night. 1x1x1x1 shoved Jason into C00lkidd's room. You see, 1x1x1x1 wouldn't really do this in general, he didn't care that much for the kid, but it sure was funny as fuck seeing Jason embarrass himself in a pink tutu and glittering tiara.

Jason inched closer to C00lkidd's bed, reaching under his pillow, grabbing the tooth, and-... wait, ew.. the tooth had blood all over it still. Anyway, Jason placed a quarter under his pillow and attempted to leave before C00lkidd awoke.

"The... T-Tooth fairy..?"

Shit.

Jason hesitantly turned around.

C00lkidd let out a little gasp, eyes shining with excitement. "Oh my gosh, you're real!!"

Despite Jason's costume being really shitty and it was super easy to tell it was just Jason, C00lkidd was dumb enough to believe it was actually the Tooth fairy. He hopped off his bed and hugged Jason.

Jason hesitantly wrapped his arms around C00lkidd as well, reciprocating the hug. C00lkidd seemed awe-struck. He couldn't believe it. The Tooth fairy was here! It made him feel so much better, after a whole day of getting his butt kicked by those dirty cheaters, he got to meet an actual fairy!

Jason awkwardly stood there, just hugging and waiting until he was let go.

C00lkidd had different plans. "Wait, I gotta show you to 1x1x1x1! He- she- uh... they.. don't know the Tooth fairy!" He had a massive grin on his face, releasing Jason from the hug and tugging him by the wrist.

Jason did not want to do this.

C00lkidd immediately found 1x1x1x1 outside of C00lkidd's room, not questioning it. "Look! Look!! It's the Tooth fairy!! See! She's real!"

1x1x1x1 looked right at Jason and let out an amused huff, which almost sounded like a hiss. She could tell Jason was very obviously uncomfortable and embarrassed, and it just fueled her joy from this.

"Oh, wow, C00lkidd... I can't believe you found the Tooth fairy.." They spoke slowly, trying not to giggle.

"I know, right? I can't believe it! Like, I almost thought that she wasn't real, and then I saw her in my room! And I thought it was perfect because you haven't seen her yet or like, knew anything about her! So I grabbed her to show you and-"

Whille C00lkidd was in the middle of his sentence, Jason pulled off the tiara and tossed it onto the ground, tired of this already.

C00lkidd looked over and looked heart broken, "Wha-.. you're not- the Tooth fairy?... It's just Jason!! In a tutu!!! Wait, in a tutu?" C00lkidd looked back at Jason, immediately going into a fit of giggles, laughing at Jason's ridiculous get-up.

Jason let out a almost strangled noise, most likely a sigh, before signing with his hands, 'Bedtime, kid.' Before C00lkidd could figure out what Jason did with his hands, Jason picked him up, cradled him in his arms, and placed him onto his bed.

"Hey! I can't go to bed now! I'm wide awake!" C00lkidd whined, only to be met with Jason tucking him in. C00lkidd felt a little annoyed, but was still content with this anyway, it reminded him of when 007n7 would tuck him in.

Jason left C00lkidd's room, and shut the door behind him. He heard a chuckle from in front of him, staring at 1x1x1x1.

1x let out a hardy laugh that they were keeping in, pointing at Jason's tutu. Jason quickly took it off and stomped away.

 

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The next morning, when C00lkidd woke up, he checked under his pillow. "Aw hell yeah..." he mumbled to himself quietly, honestly kinda scared to get caught saying "hell". He held up his hand, looking at the shiny quarter.

Notes:

I fear... this is ooc.... coughs. EXTREMELY ooc.. it reminds me of 2017 creepypasta fandom kinda idk

Chapter 8: (Fluff) C00lkidd & 007n7 - Sick Day

Summary:

Sick fic, c00lkidd gets sick and he feels like it hurts too much to move, so 007n7 comforts his son. Pre forsaken btw

Notes:

Sorry for the small break, I just found out one of my (now ex) friend likes rape... yeah... so I had to take a mental hiatus

I wrote this cuz I was also sick, and it hurts to move

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C00lkidd watched as the rain came crashing down through the window. It was an exceptionally rainy day, but C00lkidd wanted to play outside. He always liked the rain anyway. It made things more fun.

Watching to make sure 007n7 wasn't supervising him, he opened the door and ran outside. The rain was cold, forceful, and felt like too much, but C00lkidd loved that it was. He preferred the cold, always.

He ran across the front yard, jumping into every puddle he saw. He didn't have rain boots, so the mud made a mess of his legs. He laughed and giggled as he sat down in one of the more muddy puddles and scooped up some of the wet dirt, making a mud pie and watching as it got washed away.

He felt a little disappointed that the mud pies washed away, but it was satisfying to watch. He continued to play in the rain and mud, laughing loudly before his father opened the door and shouted his name.

"C00lkidd! Come inside! You're gonna catch a cold!"

C00lkidd sighed as his fun was over. He hesitantly walked over to 007n7, mud covering him head to toe. "Oh, you're a mess.." 007n7 whispered. C00lkidd felt a little upset at the comment, but he knew it was true.

"Okay, one sec. You're not coming in the house all muddy," the older man spoke, quickly going back inside the house, leaving C00lkidd outside. The little red child, thinking his father was leaving him outside 'cause he was messy, began to shout. "Wait, no! I'll clean up! Don't leave me out here!"

007n7 quickly came back to the front door after hearing his son's shouts. He had a towel in hand. He let out a soft chuckle, quickly kneeling on one knee and wrapping C00lkidd in a towel. "I wasn't gonna leave you, silly... I'd never leave you."

C00lkidd smiled a little in relief but quickly grew annoyed as the towel was pressed against him, rubbing all the dirt and mud away. It felt agitating to C00lkidd, but other than his facial reaction, he expressed no discomfort. He'd rather be cleaned than be left outside.

Dirt still covered the child's skin, but it was much better than how messy he was before. The retired hacker exhaled, picking up C00lkidd as he walked inside the house. He didn't want any of the dirt getting tracked into the home.

C00lkidd let out a little giggle. He loved when he got picked up by his dad. 007n7 softly spoke up, almost murmuring. "Come on, let's get you cleaned up properly..."

 

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It was the next day. 007n7 woke up feeling relaxed. This was the first time he woke up normally and not to the little red kid's shouting. He smiled, hoping that C00lkidd finally calmed down this morning. But, he also had second thoughts. What if something happened to C00lkidd?

The ex-hacker was the paranoid type. He almost over-thinked about everything. He got up, still in his pajamas. He got off his bed, opened his bedroom door, and walked out. He took small steps down the hall until he approached C00lkidd's door. He gently knocked, quietly speaking, "You awake?... Kiddo?..."

No answer.

He was a bit worried, thinking the worst, but then he immediately pushed those thoughts to the back of his head the moment he heard a small sniffle. Was his baby boy crying? He gave his son's door a small push and opened it, worrying for how his baby was feeling.

C00lkidd shivered, grabbing his blanket tightly as if he couldn't get enough warmth from it. He let out a small sniffle as his nose ran, slight snot running down his face. 007n7 looked at the sight, ah. His son was sick. He didn't know if this was better or worse than him crying. He guessed that it just depends.

He put his thoughts to the side as he leaned against the child's door frame. "You feeling alright, bud?.."

"Mm-.. y-yeah... just-.. tired..." a small, nasally voice responded. The older man walked closer towards C00lkidd's bed, leaning down to be level with his son. "You sure?... You sound sick."

A small cough and then "No.. no... I'm fine... I'm-- I'm a big boy..." The supposed 'big boy' sniffled, and 7n7 could see the slight tears in his eyes. Oh, so C00lkidd was also crying. He felt bad for him. He didn’t like seeing his son like this, but he doesn't think any dad would like to see their child suffering.

He pressed the back of his hand against C00lkidd's forehead, feeling all the heat radiating off of it. He was definitely sick. "Can you stand up?" The old exploiter asked. C00lkidd shifted from his spot on his bed and tried standing up but couldn't even make it past sitting up before wincing and laying back down.

"Hey, hey... you alright?"

"My head hurts... really badly... I can't move without it hurting more!"

C00lkidd let out another cough, and then another one, beginning to have a small coughing fit. His father patted his back, trying to comfort his child any way he could currently. More tears pricked at C00lkidd's eyes as he coughed, eventually coming to a stop.

"Alright, just-.. lay down... I'll be right back."

C00lkidd just stared at him, already missing the comfort from his father as he walked away. He sniffled a little, from the snot and from his crying.

 

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007n7 quickly came back, a hot drink in hand, cough drops, honey, a spoon, and a little bit of medicine in his arms. He struggled a little as he carried most of it in his arms, as just the drink was in his hand. Oh, C00lkidd hated medicine.

7n7 sat most of the stuff down on C00lkidd's nightstand. He grabbed the drink, which was a lemon tea, poured honey in it, and stirred it around. He first handed the cough drop to C00lkidd. "Let it sit in your mouth and dissolve. Don't chew or swallow it."

C00lkidd took it with fragile hands and hesitantly did as told. It didn't taste yucky, which he was glad for. The cough drop was cherry flavored and tasted like candy. He struggled not to chew on it.

007n7 handed him the lemon tea after the cough drop dissolved in his mouth. "The honey will hopefully also help soothe your throat." The red child was always curious as to how tea tasted, never having tried it himself before.

He took a gentle sip, a small one, trying it out before finally taking actual sips. It tasted a little bitter but mainly tasted like lemon. C00lkidd was picky, but at least he liked lemons.

"Don't drink it all in one gulp," the ex-hacker chuckled. He took the medicine and dripped some of it on the spoon. He waited for C00lkidd to put down the cup before offering the spoonful of liquid medicine to him.

C00lkidd made a face, looking away as he stuck his tongue out. He was not trying that yucky medicine! 007n7 gently guided his son's head forward, his hand on his chin as he used his other hand to gently raise the medicine a little further to C00lkidd's face.

"Please... it'll make you feel better, I promise. And you can wash it out with your tea afterward..."

C00lkidd kept trying to reject it, opening his mouth to express his distaste for the medicine, but his father took this opportunity to shove the medicine in his mouth. He slipped the spoon out and let out a chuckle, "See? It wasn't that hard."

C00lkidd felt betrayed. He put his tea to his lips to wash out the gross medicine taste before whining, "I didn't want the medicine!" 007n7 had a small smile on his face, "Oh, I know.. I'm sorry, C00lkidd, but I needed to give it to you to make you feel better."

C00lkidd sighed before sniffling again. Snot was still running down his face. It was gross to look at, but there wasn't much the child could do to stop it. He would usually wipe his snot off on his bedsheets, but it felt embarrassing to do when his dad was right there. (Not to mention that's just even more gross than it being on his face)

"Let me clean your face up, really quickly.." 007n7 got up again, quickly leaving to go grab a box of tissues. C00lkidd contemplated wiping off his snot on his sheets while his dad was gone, but he knew his dad would find out when he came back.

007n7, tissues in hand, soon came back. He walked up to his baby boy's bed and knelt down, he held up C00lkidd's face, his hand against the child's cheek as he wiped the snot off his face with one tissue, and wiping the sweat and tears off with another.

C00lkidd nuzzled against his dad's warm hand, wanting him to not move, but much to the little red kid's disappointment, his father reeled his hand back eventually. The child let out a small huff but didn't dare express his discomfort beyond that.

7n7 noticed his behavior and had a warm expression on his face. He sat down on his child's bed and gently picked him up, setting his head down on his lap while the rest of C00lkidd's body was on his bed. 007n7 brought his kids' blankets up and wrapped him in them. He gently petted against C00lkidd's head.

C00lkidd felt a tiny bit sick at the action of being picked up, it making his brain feel like it was liquid and was swirling around in his skull, but he quickly found solace in the comfort his father provided.

He snuggled against his dad's lap, getting comfortable as his eyes drooped. He was tired and had been tired for a while, and so he took a nap right there. 7n7 had no complaints. He didn't have work today anyway (which was a miracle in all honesty).

He watched as his son dozed off, watching as little snores came from C00lkidd...

Notes:

Finally... good fluff.. I can usually never write stuff like this, there's too much evil in my heart. if there's mistakes, feel free to point them out

Chapter 9: (Angst) C00lkidd & 007n7 - The sword against my throat.

Summary:

WARNING, GORE AND CHILD ABUSE

007n7 kills c00lkidd ig

Notes:

This one is pretty long. Elliot is also rlly involved.

I tried to make this chapter as canon-accurate as I could, so 007n7 doesn't recognize c00lkidd as his child

Also, I implemented my hc that Elliot knows that 007n7 and c00lkidd r related, but they don't say anything about it bc they think 007n7 alr knows

Based on two fics, Bloody wood by Someone_that_you_used_to_know, and the other one I couldn't find, I think the creator deleted it

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A daemonshank was thrown, nearly piercing 007n7's shoulder. He quickly dodged it, but was slowly running out of stamina. He kept running around trees and walls, trying to get the killer off of him. He tried keeping his breathing slow, not wanting to run out of breath too quick. He spawned a clone and ran behind a wall, almost invisible to see.

He peered behind the corner, watching 1x1x1x1 go after his clone for a good while until the clone dropped to the floor, making the killer realize he was chasing nothing but a faux 007n7. He let out something like a hiss, quickly trying to find the real 007n7.

Everyone else had already died, leaving 007n7 for last. 007n7 tried using his c00lgui to teleport away before 1x1x1x1 could catch him. He held his breath, hoping, praying, that he wouldn't get caught. 1x1x1x1 looked around each and every wall, but right before they left to check the next room, they spotted 007n7.

7n7's eyes widened, trying to get the c00lgui to go faster, tapping away at the screen to speed up the loading process. The killer already chasing right for 7n7, about to cut him right in the chest until 007n7 finally teleported away. He was shook up, pressing a hand over his heart and feeling how hard it was beating. His eyes were watering, but he couldn't help but smile. In all honesty, he felt manic. His heart was racing much to fast for him and the adrenaline was going straight to his head, making him laugh.

30 seconds left on the clock. 1x1x1x1 was getting impatient. They all had gone through these rounds a dozen times, the survivors memorized how the killers moved around and their indicators when they were about to hit or throw something. But that also means that the killers learned about the survivors.

1x1x1x1 knew where every teleportation spot for 007n7 was on the map, and they started heading straight for it. While on the way, they preformed unstable eye, ripping her own eyeball straight out of its socket. It fucked up her vision, but at least she could see the aura of 007n7.

007n7, in the midst of his manic laughter, heard 1x1x1x1 approaching, quickly going back to running. Unfortunate enough for him, he ran right into the room that 1x came into. He turned right on his heel and ran back out, just for 1x1x1x1 to throw another daemonshank towards him, hitting him spot on.

It was now 007n7's turn for his vision to be fucked up. He quickly tried shaking it off but 1x1x1x1 caught up to him before he could. 007n7 was already low on health, having to hold his arm just so it wouldn't fall off. It was barely hanging on, the bone being dislocated and the skin slowly tearing away.

He had massive damage done to his body, his shirt having several holes in it where cuts and gashes lie underneath. Several of his ribs were broken, one even had punctured his lung. Even despite all this terrible damage, he had managed to somehow live. And that just fueled 1x's anger even more.

1x1x1x1, with all the rage in her body, shoved one daemonshank in 7n7's head, and another into his torso. They pushed his body up in the air, and pulled. He tore his head straight off his body in a messy, gorey display. Blood splattering everywhere as small bits of flesh flung off.

1x1x1x1 relished in this, his zippered smile cracking into a wicked grin. She slid the head and the torso off his daemonshanks and swiped the blood off on their hip.

 

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007n7 spawned back in the cabin, like always. He wondered what was the point of all this, why was he put through this agonizing pain just to be reset like nothing happened? Perhaps he deserved this, for all the horrible things he used to do. He tried to better himself, but he guessed that that wasn't enough.

He sighed, sitting up and hanging his head low. He failed his team again. No matter how hard he tried, he always ended up dying. There was a few lucky moments where he would survive, but he never held onto those moments. They felt like they were buried in a mountain of failures.

He got up, heading outside, and walking towards the dock. He sat down at the edge, he liked looking at the water to clear his mind. The water was crystal clear, it had this luminous glow radiating off of it from the stars. It looked perfect. He didn't care if it was all fake, at least it was pretty to look at.

He thought back about the last round, he felt bad about losing, but at least he almost won? There was a few seconds left, he was getting better!

He sighed. It was no use. No matter how hard he tried to think positive, it felt futile. No one really like him here. Guest 1337 and Chance was only neutral to him, and that's about it. That's the closest he has to a friend here. Even then, it's just sad to think of Guest or Chance like a friend. They barely knew him, and he barely knew them.

007n7 had complex relationships with everybody, and almost every single one of them was negative. He looked off into the water, wasn't he here to clear his mind? He had a solemn look on his face, thinking about how he couldn't do that right either.

He got up, walking back to the cabins. He'd rather take a quick nap than to mope about how he's a failure. It made him feel like he was attention seeking anyway when he felt sad like this, even if he didn't even tell anyone.

 

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The next time 7n7 was awake, he was in another round. He spawned next to Elliot, just his luck... Elliott looked towards him and immediately turned around to get away from him. 007n7 and Elliot's relationship was still rocky, 7n7 had tried several times to apologize for what he has done, but everytime Elliot denied his apologies.

At this point, he's given up on it. Elliot always flashed a smile towards 007n7 every once in a while, but he knew they were forced. The pizza worker was a people pleasure, it was practically in his blood to make everyone feel good. After spending years working at the pizza place, it was all Elliot knew how to do.

Even then, he could just feel the hatred in Elliot's stare towards him. Like as if the hacker wasn't even allowed to be in Elliot's presence. 007n7 decided to not dwell on it anymore than he already has, walking off to go find a generator. He didn't want to ruin anyone's experience here any more than it already was, anyway. It'd probably suck to have someone you hate the most try to talk to you constantly while in this demented hell.

He eventually came across a generator after a while of walking. He knelt down on one knee and looked over at the generator. He looked past the outer shell of the hunk of metal, taking a peek at the wiring. A lot of it was disconnected, or straight up connected to the wrong wire.

He reached his hands in, grabbing the end of a light blue wire and connecting it to its missing half. He continued this action for a while, connecting color to color, feeling the slight burning sensation against his fingertips everytime he connected a wire to another. After a while, he was finally finished. He got up and exhaled, wiping some sweat off his forehead.

He was glad he had some experience with technology. While, yes, he mainly only coded, there was often times where he had to actually do wiring. And man,.. did it pay off. He looked around, before heading off to find another generator.

 

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The killer this round was John Doe. He dug into the ground and summoned spikes upwards, tons of spikes erupting from the ground, attempting to hit anyone in its pathway. While almost everyone had managed to dodge it, Noob was one of the unfortunate ones to get hit by a spike, the tip of it digging into their elbow as they pulled away. It ripped their flesh off, threatening to pull apart bone too.

Noob winced before running off, they were already low enough on health, and they really, really didn't want to die. They came across Elliot soon enough. They presented their wound and politely asked for a pizza.

"Oh, ah... I'm deeply sorry, Noob. I just gave a pizza to Shedletsky, I'm currently on cooldown. Try looking around for a medkit, maybe?... Or you can wait until I can heal you." Elliot spoke nervously, rubbing at the back of his neck.

"It's alright.. I'd probably have better luck just looking for a medkit. See ya later, Elliot!" Noob waved off before running to go find a medkit. Elliot just offered an awkward smile, feeling bad that they couldn't of healed Noob.

 

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007n7 had almost finished all the generators, finding the last one being worked on by Builderman. He quickly walked towards it and knelt down on one of the other sides of the generator. He dug his hands in the wires and began to work alongside Builderman, the latter whom just stared at 007n7 for a second before getting back to rewiring the generator.

The ex-exploiter felt awkward around other people, like as if he could mess up at any time. A swirling feeling of guilt and self-doubt in his stomach, like as if he could never compare to the rest of the team. The overwhelming thoughts in his head making his mind foggy, his attention less paid to the machine and more on the thought of fucking up in front of Builderman. This eventually caused him to burn his finger on a wire, he immediately pulled back, whispering a small curse under his breath before going back to work.

This just made him feel all the more self-concious. Builderman quickly finished up the generator while 7n7 was stuck in his thoughts. It surprised the man, he had only done one set of wires! Was he really over-thinking all that much? He practically left all the work for Builderman! He looked down at his hands, his eyes lingering on where he burnt himself. 

He couldn't help but feel like a complete failure. He was good on his own, great even! So why was it that when he was in front of someone else, he always choked? He wish that he could show all the other survivors that he was a valuable asset to the team, but he couldn't! No matter how hard he tried. He was a nervous wreck, he stuttered when he spoke to the others, he messed up under the gaze of others, and he couldn't handle being around his teammates for too long.

He tried shaking off all the negative feelings bombarding his head, he needed to focus, not pity himself. He walked around, looking for something to do since all the generators were already done. He found a medkit, deciding to grab it for himself just incase.

 

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Noob couldn't find anything to help themselves, and right when they felt defeated, they could hear John Doe. Shit. They began to run, praying to anything that they don't die this round. Eventually, Noob spotted John Doe, they quickly hid behind a wall. They didn't dare expose where they were.

They heard grunts, a gun shot, and running. Was John Doe after Chance? Noob hoped that Chance was able to get away, and Chance did get away, but it was at the expense of Noob. John Doe got tired of chasing after Chance, giving up to go find someone else, and obviously, that someone was Noob.

Noob's breath hitched, beginning to run, trying to lose John. The killer kept a steady path after the inexperienced survivor, keeping his eye on them. Noob spotted Guest 1337, trying to wave him over to help. "Guest! A little help, please!" Guest perked up at that, quickly running over and ramming right into the killer. John Doe began to chase Guest, leaving Noob to only run far away.

Tears pricked at the survivors face, they hated this game of cat and mouse. They just wanted to go back home. They slowly began to run out of stamina, panting as they slowed down, trying to catch their breath. Noob spotted 7n7, walking over. They heard stories about 007n7, about all the past exploiting he did, how he was feared a long, long time ago, but... seeing him here, it was such a big difference from the stories that they were told.

007n7 seemed silent, always in his own bubble, despite Noob being told that 007n7 was this evil, overpowering force to be reckoned with. Noob still kept their space from him, just in case. This time they just couldn't, though. They needed help, even it was from an exploiter.

"H- hey, Seven... uh.. do you have any heals? Like- a medkit or somethin'?..." Noob meekly asked, wincing at their own pain. The older man stared at him, before quickly perking back up, "Oh-! Oh, yeah, I do.. um..." he awkwardly handed the medkit to Noob, all much to the relief of the other. Yet, 007n7 felt guilty. Guilty for taking the medkit in the first place, even if he was handing it to Noob currently, actually helping out his teammate.

Noob quickly began using it, smiling. They were about the thank the man gladly, before remembering who they were speaking to. "Oh, uh... thank you."

"Uh huh... you're welcome..."

They both sat there for a second, sitting in awkward silence. 007n7 shifted his weight from one foot to another before quickly mumbling, "I- uh- I gotta go." And just like that, 007n7 was gone. Noob was a little confused, but kinda glad. They didn't like how awkward the silence was.

 

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Guest, slowly getting tuckered out by the killer, kept trying. He dodged hits, just to hit the corrupted killer right back. He ran around objects, narrowly avoiding John Doe's attacks. Guest was close to death, but he would gladly die for his team if it means almost everyone else lives. Shedletsky soon spotted Guest 1337, quickly deducing that the soldier was low on health.

Shedletsky ran right in front of the massive scratch that John Doe was gonna give to Guest. "Wha- what are you doing, Shedletsky!?" The blue haired man quickly shouted. Shedletsky just looked at him and rolled his eyes playfully, "You're low!" Guest just grumbled at this, quickly running off to find refuge somewhere else.

Shedletsky, with a quick swing of his sword, hit John Doe. He ran off, gaining distance between him and the killer. The timer was low, the only person who had died this round was Two Time. This was quite the lucky round of theirs. Shedletsky kept running around, trying to keep John Doe's attention on him as the timer ticked down. Shedletsky was more reckless than Guest, taking hits much more. Oh well, if things got too bad he could quickly run away and eat some chicken.

John Doe was getting impatient, summoning spikes from the ground again and hitting Shedletsky with them. Shedletsky winced, limping a little as he significantly slowed down. John took this time to catch up to the admin, about to dig his claws deep into his skin.

Okay, maybe on second thought, Shedletsky might not be able to run away in time to go eat chicken.

As Shedletsky squeezed his eyes shut, thinking he was just gonna add another 30 seconds to the timer, someone quickly rushed infront of him. The administrator slowly opened his eyes,.. 7n7?? Wasn't he usually hiding for matches?

Five seconds left on the timer, John tried moving 007n7 to kill Shedletsky first, but the ex-hacker didn't budge. John Doe then began attacking 007n7, but right when the attacks began, the round ended. They all spawned back to the cabin. 007n7, still wincing, waiting for a claw to come straight for his face, slowly opened his eyes, realizing that he was back at the lobby.

He let out a much needed sigh of relief, glad that he (or Shedletsky) didn't die. Speak of the devil, Shedletsky came up from behind, and patted the father's back. He quickly whipped around, a little shook up, but quickly relaxing once he realized it was just Shedletsky.

"Hey, man! Good moves there! I would've definitely been toast if it weren't for you, which is surprising 'cause you're usually hiding.." Shedletsky smiled. The compliment felt back-handed to 007n7, but he didn't speak of it. He had a slight gloomy expression on his face, which Shedletsky noticed. "Hey, hey.. don't beat yourself up! We won! Well, kinda- Two Time still died." Shed quietly chuckled before clearing his throat and continuing, "You still did good."

The admin gently rubbed at 7n7's back, but the latter pulled away. He made an excuse to go be by himself, before walking out to go sit on the pier again. He quickly moved, taking steps across the dock, listening to the faint noises of it creaking under his weight. He sat down at the edge, staring up at the stars as he rested his hand on his cheek.

 

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Noob was talking to Elliot, sharing about how 007n7 gave them his medkit. Elliot didn't like hearing about the retired exploiter, but was glad that Noob was safe. "Y'know, for all the things I hear about 7n7, he's pretty nice!" Noob talked, basing his feelings about 007n7 with one experience. While it was foolish to do, his words still had some truth to them. Truth that Elliot didn't wanna admit.

"Yeah, sure, whatever.. Can we change the subject? I don't have... the greatest history with 007n7."

"Sure,.. sure... Sorry, Elliot."

"It's fine, you didn't know anyway."

Elliot let out a soft sigh, thankful that 007n7 was no longer being mentioned. He continued on his conversation with Noob, asking if they were okay and what not. Shedletsky came up to Elliot, a grin on his face like always. "Hey, pizza boy! I just wanted to say thank you for healing me a while back in the middle of the match."

Elliot, a little disgruntled by the nickname, smiled anyway and nodded his head, "You're welcome." Noob turned towards Shedletsky, a little nervous around the higher-powered man in front of him "Oh, hi, Telamon.."

"Relax, dude, just call me Shedletsky, or Shed. Telamon is my old moderator name, and it feels way too formal." The man laughed, patting Noob on the back a little hard, making them tense up. "Uh, aha.. will do!"

Shedletsky's grinned wider, beginning to blab about what 007n7 did at the end of the match. Elliot didn't wanna ask someone to quit talking about 007n7 again, so he just walked away. Noob felt bad, but the story was also really interesting.

 

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 007n7 sat still on the dock, looking at the fake constellations. Why did something so fake have to be so pretty... He thought about today, he didn't want to or like to, but he did anyway. It felt like an intrusive thought, one that he couldn't shake off. He couldn't help but feel like a burden, he died when he was last man standing against 1x, he barely helped on the generator when Builderman was on it, he took a med while at full health, preventing Noob from getting it quicker, and he barely distracted the killer, like always. Yeah, he helped Shedletsky out by being a human body shield, but it would've been so much better if he had something to stun the killer. What if he had died instead? And then Shedletsky would've died soon after.

He looked down at the water, he felt pathetic, all he did was self-loathe. He felt like he needed more confidence. He can work on it later, there's no more rounds for today and he needed sleep, even if he took a nap earlier. He slowly got up from the wood boards and walked across the dock and walked through the constant darkness of the sky until he got to the front of his cabin. He opened the door and headed in, heaving a little sigh.

He plopped down onto his bed, removing his glasses and his shoes, burying himself in his covers before attempting to sleep. He tossed and turned a little, the bed feeling uncomfortable and stiff under his back. He rolled around, trying to get comfortable before eventually giving up and sleeping like this. He always woke up with back pain, and he didn't know if it was from either the uncomfortable mattress, or his age. Maybe both.

 

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This round had the little red demon child, C00lkidd. 007n7 at least woke up before the round started. He had spawned in with Dusekkar and Guest 1337. One of them didn't dislike him, at least. He looked at them, pausing for a second, before walking off. He needed to do generators, that was what he was good at. He spotted a generator soon enough, but also saw C00lkidd charging into Chance with a flaming sword. 007n7 quickly turned on his heel and began to run off.

He could tell Chance was on high weakness, there wasn't anything to do to prevent the gambler from dying. 007n7 kept running, running to the other side of the map. Yorick's resting place... He ran up to the haunted house, running inside, and checking for a generator to do. He quickly spotted one, running over, and beginning to fumble with the wires.

He could hear the distant sound of loud giggling, followed by a snap that felt like it echoed through the whole map. This only served him to urge him to do the generator faster, connecting wire to wire as quick as he could.

He finished soon enough, but he could hear someone running into the house. The old exploiter turned around, being greeted by Builderman being chased down by the red creature. 007n7 quickly pulled out his c00lgui, changing his clone settings to 'cursor', and spawning a clone in. Using the screen of his c00lgui, he quickly made it run behind Builderman, trying to make it tank hits for the builder.

C00lkidd kept trying to tag Builderman, but only got agitated when his dad's clone kept blocking the way. He admired his dad for how well he played tag, but it sure was annoying when the red child was it! He stopped for a second, beginning to tear the clone apart before going after Builderman. This gave enough time for Builderman to run away, but 7n7 wasn't sure for how long it would be until C00lkidd caught up.

007n7 shook his head slightly, the child felt familiar for some reason, but he chalked it up the killer's face traumatizing him. I mean, 1x1x1x1 practically haunts the older man in his nightmares! 007n7 hoped that he wouldn't be last man standing again just to die, he wanted the rest of his team to survive with him, but the way he heard necks constantly snapping made his hope slowly die.

He ran out of the house, looking to go find more generators. He at least wanted to make the timer go down faster. He was doing generator after generator, running around the map to go find more. He eventually spotted the fourth generator, but he also spotted C00lkidd attacking Guest 1337 and Elliot. He paused, spawning another clone in after changing its setting to 'pathfind'.

It almost worked, until C00lkidd watched as it ran into a wall, just to turn around and run into another wall. 007n7 needed to rework his c00lgui sometime soon... Elliot turned his head towards the burger hatted man, glaring at him until a brick was thrown at his head. 007n7 winced as he watched the scene unfold, quickly shouting a simple sorry as he ran off.

C00lkidd stared at his papa, Elliot was too good at juking and Guest kept getting healed by Elliot. As a last ditch effort before changing his focus onto his dad, he charged into the guest with his flaming sword. Guest 1337 was pretty low, only barely surviving because of Elliot, but as the fire consumed him, he knew he was gonna die.

Elliot looked as the soldier dropped dead, quietly mumbling a quick 'shit.', he watched as C00lkidd ran after the older blacklisted customer. He quickly followed in pursuit. Even if he didn't like him, he didn't want 007n7 to die.

007n7 quickly ran into the graveyard, spotting the gruesome sight that was Shedletsky. His neck was snapped, his own sword in his heart, his arms bent into weird angles as well as one of his legs, his skin scorched from fire, and cuts scattering his skin. The father winced at the sight before spotting the red child sprinting straight for him. He ran around tombstones, weaving in-between the statue in the middle.

C00lkidd kept missing his tags, slowly growing more and more agitated. He spawned his pizza men soon enough, trying to get a few extra hands to at least get one tag on his father. 007n7 took the time that C00lkidd was using to spawn in pizza men to run. But he was only met with a brick straight to his chest. It knocked the wind out of him and made him fall over, dropping right next to Shedletsky's corpse.

He looked up, watching the flaming pizza men inch closer and closer, eventually setting the hacker on fire too before slowly disappearing. 007n7 began to sob, rolling around to put the fire out as well to try to get away from the demon child, the child only tsk'ed, "Come on, dad! Don't cry! You were the one that told me long ago not to cry just because I was losing!" The killer giggled, trapping 007n7 between the corpse of Shedletsky and his foot.

007n7 couldn't understand why the killer kept calling him 'dad' or 'papa' during rounds, as this thing was not his sweet baby boy. C00lkidd knelt down to crouch over his father, raising his fist to deliver one last tag. Elliot, who's cooldown was finally over, threw a pizza towards 007n7, hoping that he would grab it. 007n7 reached out for it, only for C00lkidd to quickly grab it and throw it far away, "No cheating! Now.. where were we?.."

C00lkidd raised his fist up again. 007n7, only thinking with the adrenaline in his head, looked around for anything to help. His eyes eventually looked at Shedletsky's corpse again, this time paying attention to the sword in his chest. He quickly pulled it out, maneuvering it to be against C00lkidd's throat.

C00lkidd only giggled a little. The sword was only plastic! It doesn't work like real one! C00lkidd shrugged before raising his fist for the last time, until he felting a stinging sensation aross his throat. Eh- why did the plastic sword hurt so much?! More importantly, why was his dad hurting him?! Tears pricked at his eyes before he felt the sword slice against his throat harder.

The retired hacker wasn't thinking, using the adrenaline in his system to his advantage. He pressed the sword against the child's throat harder, watching as the killer began to cry from the pain. "Wait! Wait! I'll quit! If you didn't wanna play tag, you could've just said so!" Both of them were sobbing at this point, but 007n7 didn't pay any attention to either his or the red child's tears, only pressing harder. "It's a tad late for that now, huh?" The older man only grumbled, watching as C00lkidd only cried harder.

"Please, dad! Just stop, I'm sorry!"

"You're no son of mine."

C00lkidd sobbed harder and harder, feeling betrayed by his father. His begs turned quiet as the sword kept going through his flesh, eventually making C00lkidd lose his life. Blood was everywhere, 007n7 was sweating, tears still in his eyes. He let go of the sword as C00lkidd's body fell limp against the hacker's body. He pushed it off and got up, shaking badly from all the adrenaline in his body, not to mention the fact that he was scared shitless.

Elliot was still there, and he could only stare in shock. Did 7n7 really just kill his son?!

The pizza worker eventually spoke up, scared of 007n7's capabilities in all honesty. "Y'know... killing your child is.. pretty fucking evil..."

007n7 stared at him.

 

"...What?"

Chapter 10: (Crack) Mafioso x Noob - U can pay ur debt another way.. heh..

Summary:

Noob is in FUCKING DEBTTT and Noob um, loaned cash to buy a shit ton of food but they couldn't pay the money back yet.

Notes:

I spun a wheel for this ship, so YES, it IS completely random

Mafioso knocked on Noob's door, patiently waiting until it was opened. He would force his way in if this took too long, though. He stood as he heard shuffling come from the other side, and eventually the doorknob unlocking. It turned, and Mafioso locked eyes on the other person. They had a blue sweater on and green pants, they also had a chubby build (okay I'm done writing normally), mafioso immediately thought "AWOOGA!"

"W-w-wow..." mafioso stammered, "i- i mean!!! Ahem- You're in debt, today is your deadline. If you don't manage to come up with any type of payment within the next 24 hours, I'm going to break you in two."

"WHAT!!!" The other person spoke, "PLZ IM TRYING TK PAY IT. I THOUGHT MY DEADLINE WAS NEXT WEEK?! YOU HAV THE WRONG PERSON I SWEAR"

"R u noob?"

"Yeh lol"

"You're the person then"

"Awwww mannnnn :(" nooh sighed, going inside to try finding any money they could scrounge up to hopefully pay off their debt. They came back with a penny, 2 pieces of pocket lint, and a dead fly. "This is uhhhhhh... all I got" noob said, scratching their ass, to which mafioso stared where they were scratching, making mafioso think "GYATT!!!"

"Jesus christ you're fucking poor" the uuuhhhh, mafia man said, "I mean!! Hehe... U can pay ur debt another way.. heh.."

"Really? How?"

"Let me touch you."

"What."

"I SAID.. let me touch you 👅👅🙏🙏" (I was gonna insert a shitty drawing of mafioso rubbing his hands together deviously but ao3 doesn't wanna work with me, so js pretend one is here)

"Umm... okay!!!" Noob said, lowk being a freak.

"Aw hell yeah!!!"

And then they um.. forsakened it, idk. But afterwards, 3 months laterVB4TIVH73HF9U3THF9YHFOYBROYH8YH8Y2H8YH7UHUHUHUUUYHUHUIJJIJIIIJINNIJININIJIJIJIJUJ SORRY, SHE WANTS REVENGE STARTED PLAYING IN MY EARBUDS 🙏🙏🙏🗣🗣🗣🗣 AND ITS A CRIME CRIME CRIME HOW U TREAT ME LIKE THIS BUT USTILL END UP UNDERNEARHE MY SKIN TAKE ME DOWN LIL BIT HARDER NOW DOWN TO THE DANCEFLOOR LIL BIT HARDER NOW LOVE ME LIKE U MEAN IT LIL BUT HARDER NOW LOVE ME UP AND DOWN LIL BIT HARDER NOW

Anyway as I was saying, 3 months later, one of them used a gregnant test and,.... gasop!! They're gregnant! Mafioso approached noob, quickly shouted "IM PTEGNANT"

"Holy shizzle" noub said "whatda fuck" noob punched mafiosos stomaxh 

"I HATE babjes..." noob growled

"Yeouwch." Mafioso respjnded 

Notes:

How I feel after leaving the last chapter on a cliffhanger and instead of writing a part 2 I write ts

Chapter 11: (Fluff) Dusekkar x 007n7 - Awkward silence

Summary:

Dusekkar is gay fir 007n7 idunno, and he struggles to confess his feelings

Request by ExtraEvil

1,088 words

Notes:

Never seen anything abt this ship before so this probably sucks, I'm sorry 💔

007n7 had just finished a gruesome match, him, Elliot, and Guest 1337 being the only ones to survive. Even then, all of them were in critical condition before the round ended. He felt drained of all his energy, he just wanted to sit down and relax...

He looked around the cabin before settling his eyes on the bookshelf to the right of the fireplace... huh. He kinda forgot that was there. He hasn't read a good book in a while, 007n7 wondered what selection was there?

He walked over to the bookshelf and skimmed through the titles, guiding his finger tip across each spine of the books as he browsed. Eventually, he came across a book that looked interesting. At least, to him. Others would find it nerdy.

'Advanced Coding: Volume VI', he's read a few of these books before, but only made it to volume five. Convenient. He's been needing to fix some of the coding on his c00lgui anyway.. maybe the book could help.

He picked it up with a certain sense of carefulness, feeling the weight in his palms as he opened to the table of contents. He looked through what was inside the book as he slowly walked over to the fire place, sitting down on the armchair, and getting comfy.

He went to the first chapter, humming to himself as he began reading. 007n7 sighed contently, this was just what he needed. He continued reading for a while, going through page after page. Eventually, a certain pumpkin headed individual walked up behind the armchair, looking carefully at what 007n7 was reading.

007n7, feeling a presence behind him, craned his head back, meeting his eyes with Dusekkar's blue jack-o-lantern head. Dusekkar seemed a little lost in thought, so 7n7 cleared his throat, gaining the administrator's attention.

"Ah, my apologies, Seven. I just... had a question."

"Well.. what is it?"

Dusekkar paused, wondering how to phrase it. In all honesty, he... may or may not have a crush on 007n7. He's had this feeling for quite some time now. Ever since being here actually. He used to hate 007n7 for exploiting, but... seeing him here? So different? It did things to Dusekkar's heart.

He wanted to confess his feelings, but he didn't know how to. He barely interacted with 007n7, he wasn't even sure if 007n7 liked him in general. 007n7 kept to himself a lot, while Dusekkar admired that, it also made it hard to tell what his emotions were most of the time.

"Dusekkar?"

The pumpkin-headed administrator flinched at his name being spoke, immediately panicking. "I- I- What is that book you're reading? Ignore the fact that I'm sweating." The retired exploiter just looked at him, confused "I-... what? Whatever- The book I'm reading is 'Advanced Coding:', volume six of it's series."

"Ah.. interesting, is it..? I also dabble in coding, but just a bit." Dusekkar spat out nervously. There goes all his confidence... "Oh, I didn't know you did some coding? I guess we have something in common, hah.." 007n7 seemed weirdly just as awkward.

They both sat there in silence, seconds feeling like minutes as neither of them could think of what to say. 007n7 eventually gave up on the conversation, turning his attention back to the book. Although, it felt like a hard task to do so. He couldn't focus on the book at all.

Dusekkar sat there, he still didn't know what to say. He watched over 007n7's shoulder, looking at his book again. "...Is it alright if I read with you? It's okay if you don't want to..." 007n7 pondered this for a moment, eventually shrugging his shoulders and shifting his position, leaving a clear view for Dusekkar of the book.

Dusekkar leaned in, resting his arms on the top of the back of the armchair and placing his head on his arms. He looked at the boring text on the book before slowly starting to pay his attention to 007n7. He didn't really want to read something like that, but he only said it to be closer to 007n7.

As he gazed at him, he took in every detail of his face. The way his glasses sat so nicely on his nose, the way stubble dusted his chin, the way his stare was so enamored on his book, the way his brows furrowed as he focused.. Dusekkar couldn't get enough of this man.

He thought back to when he first met 007n7 here, 007n7 had arrived before him, but he saw how he behaved here. It was so much more different than how he used to act. 007n7 had care for the people around him. 007n7 was calm, relaxed, it's a drastic change from the wild exploiter he used to be.

007n7 must've felt something was off, because his next question threw Dusekkar off guard "Okay, are you alright? You've been staring at me intensely this entire time."

"...007n7, I love you. I don't care if you don't love me too. I just wanted to get this off my chest. And I mean it seriously, this is not a jest." Dusekkar quit leaning on the armchair.

"...Oh." faint blush dusted the retired exploiters cheeks and he gently closed his book and set it down on his lap. 007n7 thought about it, he hasn't really thought of Dusekkar like that, but... he didn't dislike the idea now that he was thinking about it. It's been a while since he last dated someone too...

"Well, I'm sorry for pestering you. I'll be leaving now, see you in a few-"

"Wait."

Dusekkar was moving towards the door, but looked back at 007n7, who was now standing. "I-... I might.. like you... too."

"...Really?"

007n7 stared at Dusekkar, staring at the light emitting from his pumpkin head. This was the first time 007n7 heard the administrator say something that wasn't a rhyme.. It felt a little odd. "I- yeah.. Really." 007n7 slowly walked over to where Dusekkar was, to which the latter seemed surprised.

Dusekkar wrapped his arms around 007n7, holding him tightly in a hug as he buried his head against his shoulder. 7n7 seemed stunned for a second before hugging back, he pressed a hand against the back of Dusekkar's head and his other arm around the administrator's shoulders.

After a while, they let go. Dusekkar awkwardly chuckled, shifting his gaze from 007n7 to elsewhere, too nervous to stare at him. 007n7 did the same, both of them standing there in awkward silence.

But this time, it was accepted.

Notes:

I hated writing dusekkar talking in rhymes sm but it's okay cuz I love dusekkar 🙏🙏