Chapter 1: The Real Prologue
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Total Drama: Ultimate World
The Prologue
SIKE, THIS AIN'T NO JOKE, THIS IS A WHOLE NEW FIC!
THE THIRD SEQUEL TO ULTIMATE ISLANDS FEATURING THAT WEIRD, WEIRD CAST AND a decent bunch of newcomers
BUT STILL, YEAH, ANOTHER ONE WHERE YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR OWN CHARACTERS and have them accepted alongside the "acclaimed" UI veterans that span all sides of the morality spectrum!
5th July 2023, almost America's birthday, Chris and Chef were indeed back in the plane that fell apart and got cleaned up by Don at a currently unspecified place in Canada
"Rada rada rada rada!" A rock guy complained.
"Hey, hey, I don't mind being on television. Just wondered why you would want me back for my cooking." Soma stated.
"You three can cook, right?" Chef commanded.
Scott and Soma nodded, being two parts of the S-named cooking trio and the "rock guy" also nodded.
The rock guy was Schnitzel, a rock man with an apron and an mean mug.
"Good, because we're gonna need all hands on deck for this season, these assholes are a wild bunch."
Schnitzel, Scott Pilgrim and Soma could only salute.
"Rada rada rada!" Schnitzel could only notice in surprise.
"Those teens are a relief after dealing with all of those wackos." Chef sighed. "I'm not gonna miss that."
"Oh, you mean Co-"
"DO NOT UTTER HIS NAME IN MY PRESENCE!"
"Yeah, he was a scary-ass dude." Scott remarked.
Chef clearly had some hold over trauma from the UI Experience, as some people would call it, but there was another surprise in the wings that the cooks and Chef had to deal with.
Chris had to deal with a guy with a nicer temperament than the host with the most, a guy who knew his way around races around the world and a guy that didn't mind stealing Chris' job.
"Honestly, are these two gonna get along?" Soma asked.
"Come on, you know the answer to that. Ain't much co-operating to be done." Chef remarked.
As for the host with the most and his temporary co-worker, they were in the middle of something very important.
"For the last time, Chris, you do not look that different that it requires making this plane a trainwreck." Don explained, looking at the slightly improved plane. "You're lucky that the teens didn't sue to death."
"Don, I'm sure that you would understand how much it takes to look this good. It can't come out of my generously slim salary!" Chris whined, looking at himself in the mirror.
"Trust me, I know it's not a lot."
"What about the extra tub of hair gel?! What about that, huh?"
Don was starting to realise why nobody wanted to deal with billionaire Chris, which he wisely stayed away from for a good amount of time, but somebody had to stop the "McLean Experience" from happening.
"For the record, the plane upgrades have already been paid off, you don't even need to do anything." Don insisted. "It's fine."
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Why are you even here, Don?" Chris dismissed his fellow successful host.
"Too bad I came onto here to help give your challenges a little more authenticity, so thank the network." Don told him. "Besides I've got my own show to run."
"Cool."
"Good."
Don and Chris shared some antagonistic glances, which definitely made the three "junior" cooks a little concerned about the season's workflow.
"There is no way that this show isn't going to suck." Scott said.
"Shut up, cook of little faith. This guy hosted the damn season you were on, you best believe that he's got something great cooking in his mind!" Chef scolded Scott. "Call me sir."
"Sorry, sir, I was just thinking about stuff."
This season was going to be a little bit different from your average plane-travelling, multiverse-trawling, anime villain-killing thing.
TO BE STARTED RIGHT AFTER WINTER WARRIORS' END and way more chapters of CT and hopefully, a much better writing process compared to those two.
Like most of the major notable seasons like Infinite 2, Everything 2 and several others with a returning cast, there's only so many roster spots to make a group of 45 or 48 and like many of the World Tour-based seasons, there's going to be three teams!
Unlike those, there's no songs because I'm not exactly willing to write songs and we're not travelling into the multiverse because look at the title of the season.
A true world tour without songs, a world-ending threat or just Chris, just the UI cast and your best "epic" submissions and to those who already know, this basically replaces Hotel Rockies timeline-wise.
Here's the properly finalised timeline if you're a nerd like me.
S1: Crossed Trees, spring 2021 (Episode 3 in the works, 51 contestants)
S2: Into The Multiverse, fall/autumn 2021 (to be written eventually, 50 contestants)
S3: Ultimate Islands, summer 2022 (completed, 127 or 128 contestants)
S4: Ultimate World, summer/fall 2023 (submissions open, at least 45 contestants)
S5: Winter Warriors, winter 2024 (to be finished before this, 36 contestants)
S6: Hotel Rockies, summer/fall 2024 (to be redone eventually, probably 60 contestants)
Chapter 2: Who's Back For More? (Pre-Game Part 1)
Summary:
Here's all of the veterans that will be coming back for next season and there are definitely no surprises.
None at all.
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Total Drama: Ultimate World
Who's Back For More?
Welcome back to probably the 20th story that probably could have went all of the way, but got stuck in the middle of fretting over some contestants that helped you when your car stole your bank account or whatever the fuck just happened.
It's just me here revealing what you can expect from the Ultimate Islands' cast and it will be complete with the heroes, the villains and whatever I could scrounge up from the early boots.
Don't expect any surprises.
#1: Dante (Devil May Cry) - The Jokey Demon Hunter
"Oh great, this party's almost perfect! Just had to have the weird uncle."
Dante's won a season and like Priya, Owen, Alejandro and Cameron before him, he's forced to hop on this show once again and that's not actually a bad thing for the bing bong wahoo pizza man, thanks to his epic social life.
Which is borderline nonexistent, considering his general occupation, the complicated family life, demons always popping up and his bloodline, so this is his second best thing.
#2: Bayonetta (Bayonetta) - The Umbra Witch
"Hey, Dante, maybe we're supposed to be opposites because you're quite the annoying fellow."
Bayonetta barely made top 10 in Ultimate Islands, but that season has 128 contestants, so it basically converts into a great game last season and this time, she got a new look.
And some stupid powers that could only compete with Dante, which has some non-Death Battle history behind it, but I will elaborate on that in a special chapter. Pit's simpler, though, 'cause they're both in Smash.
#3: Pit (Kid Icarus) - The Spunky Angel
"Miko's gonna need all of the help she can get and luckily, I came in locked and loaded!"
Pit was a runner-up and like Bowie, Lightning, Heather, Duncan and Gwen before him, he's back for more willingly and packing so much heat that the TSA would actually block him.
Luckily, he's an all around nice fellow and a powerful player in his own right, but that doesn't exactly mean he will make smart moves game wise, even if Miko and him are gamer friends.
#4: Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs) - The Gamer Girl
"Gimme a mushroom because this place got boring fast."
Speaking of Miko, she's here, she's not queer and she's got the gear!
Miko Kubota had a little complication involving the use of the Hinobi tech, probably because she is not publically allowed to do that. Actually it was due to Pit's friendship, but oh well, that could be figured.
Whatever's going her way, she's rockin' with it!
#5: Rock (Ridonculous Race) - The Motivated Rocker
"Ding ding ding! That's how a team leader should talk."
The better half of the rockers and the weaker half of the young adult couple, Rock's got a guitar, the ability to spit out ontomopeias like its nothing and some general strategies.
Just because you've been away from the Ridonculous Race (in-universe All-Stars nonwithstanding) doesn't mean you don't come up with new tricks, plus Spud's cheering him on at home.
#6: Clover Ewing (Totally Spies) - The Malibu Fashionista
"Please tell me that there's a shopping prize in every country, ohmygod!"
The stronger half of the young adult couple, Clover's like Lindsay with slightly better fashion and fighting skills that would wreck the game if she wasn't still a dumb blonde.
A dumb blonde who fights evil people like its no problem, but still she is one.
#7: Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot) - The Marsupial Gangster
"How the hell did I become peace treaty weasel? I'm gonna kick all of their asses!"
He's pretty much known as Coachman's number three lackey, even if he desperately wants to shake that reputation off with his own kind of game.
This technically counts as a redemption arc, but it's more of arc of indepdence and making his own game, even if it means he is still a douchebag inside of this eason for a decent while.
#8: Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury) - The Tempermental Ninja
"Not going to lie, I was expecting more stares."
Street Fighter 6 and Fatal Fury shot her up into the spotlight, but Chris would argue that she's got the potential to be a good looking strategy powerhouse and though she is sexy...
...strategic, she will not. She's here to have a lot of fun with her friends, newfound allies and deal with whatever villains try to get between her, the money and new friendships.
#9: Iori Yagami (King of Fighters) - The Moody Bassist
"Get out of my way, this costume's embarrassing enough already."
Iori clearly does not want to be in the game, even moreso than your average animated teen in the start of their second Total Drama season and his fangs are not just for show.
As much as he's a fan of cats, a man with mercy and a hater of Orochi, he's going to have a hard time making it to the merge and fortunately for him, he would actually like it like that.
#10: Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob Squarepants) - The Genius Squirrel
"I'm stayin' the whole game, this time around."
She made all of the way to top 8 and even if she had her returning spot in Ultimate Islands, she definitely wants to make her performance from last season lacklustre in comparison.
She's got the smarts, the strength and the mind to basically tear Dante, Bayonetta, Pit and the other OP players a new one.
#11: Lowain (Granblue Fantasy) - The Cooking Bro
"New season, new rizz. Can't believe that I kissed a 17 year old, I'm gonna cancel myself, man!"
After the Yumeko situation, he isn't exactly coming in on great terms despite a lot of people actually loving his vibe, the cut of his jib...or maybe he just doesn't want to deal with the "Scott Pilgrim" type dealio.
So he's trying to shake off the more questionable vibes off him by going on this show and being his somewhat strategic self, definitely without Yumeko.
#12: Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui) - The Gambling Gal
"That's why I'm all in on my driving license. It allows me to get to Vegas!"
On the other hand, Yumeko actually doesn't want to be on the strategic side on the game, just someone that's enjoying their extended world tour with a few casino chips and playing cards packed inside her pack.
Doesn't mean that she won't mess with whoever wants her to be eliminated, but it means that she's going to enjoy the sights.
#13: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks) - The Wannabe Gangster
"Damn, you ain't got no game, anyone coulda told you that!"
Damn Chris, you're a bitch-ASS nigga if you're not want the most controversial person besides the four or few controversial people to come back and stir some stuff up, albeit the censors are more working around him rather working with him.
He will put caps in asses, he will throw hands and he might get eliminated early, but that's okay really.
#14: Doreen Green (Marvel) - The Squirrel Girl
"Huh, I got the booty upgrade, look at that!"
She made to 5th place, has a new game under her belt along with a lot of things tied together with that place and she's one hell of a quirky character to have in a season like this one.
Not to mention, how powerful the squirrels are in the right place, but a lot of the places that the squirrels will travel to are not the right place (for lack of a better explaination.), so she's only got her great personality on her side.
Marvel Rivals-
#15: The Coachman (Pinocchio) - The Shady Donkey Trader
"Well, teammates, I have a special surprise for you this morning!"
Yeah, his old strategy backfired...at least five times, but it's really only because he forced himself into an alliance that belied his own destruction with Yumeko, Azula and Lowain being the instruments of his downfall.
So, he's going to be the villainous team leader that steers his team to victory, legality nonwithstanding, considering his very good relationship with the law.
#16: Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting) - The Spunky Karate Girl
"What is with you? You're shaking like a leaf in a tornado over bricks dropping!"
Yuri made it to Episode 24 and she is definitely not the last person to almost make it to the final merge, as the two examples greatly showed above her and that means she's going to go meaner and leaner this time arund.
Not when it comes to her friends, but only to those she opposes like a true hater would.
#17: Giovanni Potage (Ephihet Erased) - The Villain Wannabe
"Alas, the real villain has arrived through some unfriendly plants."
Despite everything about him, he's very unqualified to be a villain. Helping friends, being a good guy and having some epic soup powers would definitely work with his villain persona.
Which definitely helps since Pit, Miko and Papyrus are back for one more go with the least-villainous villain who still lives in his mom's house.
#18: Robyn Goodfellowe (Wolfwalkers) - The Wolfwalker
"We're a group that embraces the wild and the wolf!"
Robyn wasn't quite properly represented in this game, considering that I haven't watched her movie in full and now that I have cried my eyes out, she's gonna be part of the small pool of nice people in a sea of mean.
Or just aware of her game, 'cause she was a hunter and turned into a werewolf of sorts, so she should be okay.
#19: Papyrus (Undertale) - The Childish Skeleton
"HARK! THAT IS A VERY CUTE DOG!"
He is a very wholesome skeleton, eager to explore the overworld that he was so long deprived of and now it's expanded to the multiverse, though he will not be dissapointed with the locales that he'll go to.
Plus Sans was actually meant to come in, but Chris prefers a guy that both would get far and a weirdly unique personality that could be considered autistic in some realms.
(Also he heard that Undyne's going to be in Winter Warriors and he doesn't want to disappoint her.)
#20: Darkness (KonoSuba) - The Masochistic Crusader
"Let me get out and make me a target for the pain!"
Lalatina Ford Dustiness is a name that probably invokes her home of richiness and nobility, so she's not using that because she is quite the opposite actually being a masochist of the "BDSM" kind and a not very competent crusader.
She cannot hit things, but taking pain is all you need to get very far into the game and it does helps that she's actually a good person outside of her borderline pervert nature.
#21: Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - The Water Warrior
"Remember, Water Tribe guys do it all of the time!"
Getting 5th on Ultimate Islands does come with some baggage, mostly the forced comeback onto the next returing season and he would actually appreciate that rather than having the hard job of rehabilitating Azula.
Plus there's Lowain, so expect some dude shenanigans since they will definitely be on the same team.
#22: Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh) - The Hyperactive Gal
"Lemme shoot-a the gun-ah. That's what you sound like!"
Booted in Episode 4, you'd think she would be a boring personality or just a pure joke character, which is not necessarily too far from the truth.
But she is very athletic, chaotic and very much doing English better than anyone thanks to Chris putting some kind of universal English addition pill, so expect her to do a lot of crazy things and to also go far, even as a pawn in some alliance.
#23: Mr. Smee (Peter Pan) - The Unintelligent Pirate
"I know how to hold this phone dinky."
He's my funny guy pick and plus, he's a villain that is only one by accosiation. He is the type of pirate that is very kindly despite being a guy that would plummage any ship, steal treasure and do whatever else a pirate does.
Except crimes that would send you to jail, because that isn't very nice (or maybe not, I haven't really used his potential yet.)
#24: Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy, Guest #2) - The Punchy Girl
"I'd rather team up with Sephiroth than the man who does terrible things for our team. Mostly because he would be an easy boot."
The one that was both suspicious of Coachman and also a team captain at the four-team stage of the game, but this time, she isn't willing to hold grudges or anything else.
Just bare-handed combat, the willingness to be the team captain and dealing with all of the characters that she didn't get to see before getting turned into a donut in some other universe, as Sephiroth has no match with the social game of a crappy reality show.
#25: Tohru Oikawa (Haikyuu) - The Volleyball Captain
"Well, time to embarrass myself on television!"
Kageyama, Hinata and Tsukishima are going on their own arcs in Across The Multiverse, especially the guy that managed to get himself a girlfriend and his temperament to calm down.
So, he's trying to do that here if only because Chris hand-picked him to be one of the 30 or so unwilling additions to the line-up.
#26: Catalina Alves (Grand Theft Auto) - The Immigrant Gangster
"Motherfucker, you can do anything with a gun. Pendejos."
Damn, Total Drama Randomness is dead.
Anyways, she's about to make it a little bit further with much more knowledge and even if she's finally slowly racking up racks in whatever stupid criminal business she's doing now, she wants to make everyone that voted for her pay.
Which is a lot of people, but whatever.
#27: Falco Lombardi (Star Fox, UnchartedCoast2 on FFN) - The Cocky Ace Pilot
"Please, this team needs me more than it needs that loser!"
Thanks to a Yu-Gi-Oh loving guy, this bird with an attitude's back for one more showing and this time, thanks to getting a good look at the rest of the game, he's more than prepared to take down any evil guy willing to push the team in the wrong direction.
Or get caught in an alliance that he willing joined for the advantage, but either way, he's going to reap all of the chicken.
#28: Julie Powers (Scott Pilgrim, me, A NEWCOMER?!) - The Bitchy Party Organizer
"Even on this show, I still cannot [fkg] swear? This is some actual [bs]!"
There is someone who's quite familiar with him ready to make Scott Pilgrim's run a little worthless and it's not really that hard to do just so as long as she doesn't get eliminated.
Which will be a problem with her general assholiness and reluctance to actually embarrass herself, so expect some stuff to happen with her.
#29: Legoshi (Beastars, KEN34 on FFN) - The Mild-Mannered Wolf
"Hey, I know that I might have bitten off a leg, but I'm still a decent guy."
Legoshi's had a rough year considering what he went through and what his current situation is and the wolf understands that more than the rest of his team probably will.
But at the same time, he is not a bad man, 'cause when the chips are down, the wolf comes out to defend his friends, his fellow students and whoever's trying to cause trouble in his team.
#30: Julie Crawford (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, EternalWriter2 on FFN, ANOTHER NEWBIE) - The Slasher Survivor
"You have no idea how grateful I am to be in this freakshow!"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of the classic slasher movie and I am pretty squeamish about blood, but that doesn't mean the other Julie can't be the only one in this game.
She's survived one massacre, what's a reality show gonna do to her other than show her vulnerabilities and her strengths in a setting that doesn't involve leather faces or chainsaws.
A lot, actually.
#31: Sonic (Sonic Boom, me, ANOTHER ONE) - The Sassy Speedster
"Slam, I have to say that, because the door has ripped themselves off."
I like Sonic Boom and rewatching a compilation of him definitely helped rekindled my love for this version of the blue blur. Plus he has cannonically watched reality shows, so make of that what you will.
Probably going to be chaotic.
#32: Chantel DuBois (Madagascar, TheSupeMan on FFN, ANOTHER ONE) - The Implacable Animal Hunter
"My team is half connes and half people zat would like ze lion. Not zat's much of a problem."
Chantel's dedicated to the trophy hunting grind, she went from France to someplace in Europe to New York all of ze way to the zoo that houses Gloria and she didn't take getting kicked by animals that well.
So, she will probably trip when she sees ze furry characters and then try to go on a tear with her own kind of game, willing to team up with anyone that will carry her to her goal of getting out of jail.
Wait a minute-
The 16 extra newcomers will be determined in due time, because to be fair, there's a lot of requests swarming and heck, some of them already made their way here .
Competition will not be easy and the likelihood of 48 turning into 51 or a veteran cut is, admittedly, pretty high considering what's with the impressive amount of great requests that you guys have been sending me.
Even if at least one of you's going to be waiting for this chapter to be uploaded to drop their epic list of new guys.
Julie and Sonic were higher priority than the two that almost made it into the season and I will list eight people that almost made it into the season.
#HM: Snufkin (Moomin Valley) - The Nature Vagabond
He was almost in before the more interesting personalities showed up and crowded out some of the veterans, which is even weirder because he is himself pretty interesting.
He respects nature more than he respects the law is all I'm saying.
#HM: Tails (Sonic The Hedgehog) - The Kid Inventor
Quite literally, one of my favourite characters in fiction for ages, but you know, he's surprisingly redundant when Sandy is around and plus he's a guy, there is a whole abundance of them in Ultimate Islands.
Plus he did okay in Endless, despite being a pre-merge boot.
#HM: Kipo Oak (Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts) - The Science Gal
Nice girl, nicer powers, probably could be involved in a plot about how revenge is bad, mkay?
But you know, there's actually a few better characters to do it if you've actually read Ult Islands
#HM: Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet) - The Tenured Captain
Tifa literally slipped in due to a guest requesting her and also, I think that Total Drama Frenzy will potentially be updating next blue moon or Hotel Rockies could be back eventually
#HM: Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and The Frog) - The Spoiled Sweet Girl
She's gonna wack Coachman, probably last a decent while, somehow get backstabbed by "Jesse Pinkman hitting that meth" and steal Leshawna's song somehow.
#HM: Doom Slayer (DOOM) - The Unstoppable Shooter
He's a silent badass, he shoots and unless Isabelle can show up and put in some purpose in him without bringing the firepower to probably be an early elimination.
Like he's a silent scary massive muscle bound guy with a massive gun, a knife and demon-tearing hands, actually...hold that thought.
#HM: Isabelle (Animal Crossing) - The Duitful Deputy Mayor
She did good in Infinite 2 and probably will end up in another season and unless she's with Doom Slayer/Doom Guy, it won't be the strongest appearance for her...even if Infinite 2 isn't the stiffest competition out there.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEW CHALLENGERS, THE SUBMISSIONS AND THE CHOICES THAT YOU GUYS PUT TO THE TABLE and for anyone that has already submitted their choices, please do not put up another list.
Save some space for the people that haven't had the chance to submit.
Chapter 3: The Final Roster (The Pre-Game Part 2)
Summary:
Finally, here is the twenty-two newcomers that have been selected to fill up the roster to it's now final size of 54.
Some of them are cute, some of them are serious and some of them are...certainly unique.
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Total Drama: Ultimate World
The Final Roster
Who's Joining The Plane?
54 characters, sorry about that certain people, but there's requests that I NEED to add or else some people might have a problem with me and more importantly, there's quite a few characters that got multiple requests.
That will be in pretty soon, but just keep on reading because I'm already imagining some of the characters and already wrote them off because they wouldn't fit the vibe of the season.
Definitely more serious than Crossed Trees, think more of my other work and less classic Total Drama crossovers that inspired that, since the only obstacles ahead of the ten million are the challenges, each other and the eliminations.
To Ken34, read Winter Warriors if you're interested in Rukia.
To DrunkenDonut, thanks for the message.
To PGW777, it's one character a franchise, so yea Catalina knocked out any chances for the other GTA characters and the same goes for Osaka, Asgore and Anya (basically honourable mentions)
To echoslook, read Crossed Trees because Chuck Greene's in that
So here's all of the returning (and new) folks that got introduced in the second part of the prologue because I feel like there's already some interesting choices that will further the context of the many newcomers arriving.
#1: Dante (Devil May Cry) - The Jokey Demon Hunter
#2: Bayonetta (Bayonetta) - The Umbra Witch
#3: Pit (Kid Icarus) - The Spunky Angel
#4: Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs) - The Gamer Girl
#5: Rock (Ridonculous Race) - The Motivated Rocker
#6: Clover Ewing (Totally Spies) - The Malibu Fashionista
#7: Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot) - The Marsupial Gangster
#8: Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury) - The Tempermental Ninja
#9: Iori Yagami (King of Fighters) - The Moody Bassist
#10: Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob Squarepants) - The Genius Squirrel
#11: Lowain (Granblue Fantasy) - The Cooking Bro
#12: Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui) - The Gambling Gal
#13: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks) - The Wannabe Gangster
#14: Doreen Green (Marvel) - The Squirrel Girl
#15: The Coachman (Pinocchio) - The Shady Donkey Trader
#16: Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting) - The Spunky Karate Girl
#17: Giovanni Potage (Ephihet Erased) - The Villain Wannabe
#18: Robyn Goodfellowe (Wolfwalkers) - The Wolfwalker
#19: Papyrus (Undertale) - The Childish Skeleton
#20: Darkness (KonoSuba) - The Masochistic Crusader
#21: Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - The Water Warrior
#22: Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh) - The Hyperactive Gal
#23: Mr. Smee (Peter Pan) - The Unintelligent Pirate
#24: Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy, Guest #2) - The Punchy Girl
#25: Tohru Oikawa (Haikyuu) - The Volleyball Captain
#26: Catalina Alves (Grand Theft Auto) - The Immigrant Gangster
#27: Falco Lombardi (Star Fox, UnchartedCoast2) - The Cocky Ace Pilot
#28: Julie Powers (Scott Pilgrim, me, new) - The Bitchy Party Organizer
#29: Legoshi (Beastars, Ken34) - The Mild-Mannered Wolf
#30: Julie Crawford (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, EternalWriter2, new) - The Slasher Survivor
#31: Sonic (Sonic Boom, me, new) - The Sassy Speedster
#32: Chantel DuBois (Madagascar, TheSupeMan) - The Implacable Animal Hunter
All right, time for the main event.
#33: Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, LunaProc) - The Unreliable Narrator
"I wish I wasn't with a bunch of supervillains, so that it would make my win a little bit easier."
I've actually watched the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies and Greg, to be blunt, is low key a little douchebag.
That doesn't mean he won't be an interesting to put into a season like this, but with his lack of general skills and absolute willingness to be the top of the popularity chart, he could absolutely be an early boot.
But he can also do good, so I truly do not know.
#34: Chi Chi (Dragon Ball, G-man 2.0) - The Grumpy Housewife
"I'm so glad that Yor's around, otherwise I'll actually go Super Saiyan! Goku's already enough of a headache."
She does complain a bunch, mostly because Goku is not the most responsible of men out there and while she has done martial arts in her younger years, she ain't doing much fighting.
It does not mean that she can't do a lot, it's just that she isn't up to much these days aside from being a housewife to an admittedly rich guy, so she's here to fufill her potential.
#35: Hunter (The Owl House, Neon-Trainer03, Lightyism & CYOAFAN) - The Conflicted Witch
"Right, of course I'm a team player."
The Golden Guard's a honoured position that anyone would be proud to be on the Boiling Isles and for reasons that I would hate to spoil, Hunter doesn't really want it anymore.
He's not exactly a good guy at the moment, but working with the famous Owl Lady and her cohorts probably counts for a few good guy points.
#36: Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas & Ferb, Guest #1) - The Determined Girl Scout
"I will not let you down, guys, I'm ready."
The leader of Fireside Girls Troop 42631 and also one of three friends that always goes along with Phineas and Ferb's wacky backyard-built hijinks, she's a eleven-year old girl who's half Spanish and half-white with a stupid amount of girl scout badges.
Realistically speaking, she's here because she is kind of a unique character in this cast and also is from Hotel Rockies.
#37: Chumbucket (Mad Max 2015, 1602jaw) - The Irradiated Mechanic
"This vehicle only runs on God's great lightning?!"
After Austrailia turned into a man-made oil-based hellscape, the world of Mad Max was truly never the same again and the same could definitely be said for this guy.
While he definitely knows his way around a car and a truck, there's really something about him that's quite tragic, probably being religious about his creations or helping random people for...reasons.
#38: The Bride (Creature Commandos, DrunkenDonut & 1602jaw) - The Humunculus Lady
"Not the most terrible of teams, but I don't see how this is functional."
I'll admit that I have not seen Creature Commandos, even though it will probably take up only three or four hours of my life and two dudes who I respect requested her.
That being said, she is the other Frankenstein's monster and uh, let's just say that she has a lot of baggage from the Frankenstein experience(tm) and being talked around by Amanda Waller.
#39: Guido Mista (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, UnchartedCoast2 & CYOAFAN) - The Supersitious Gunner
"Can't believe there's 54 of us. Bad things happen when there's a 4 around."
He does not like the number 4, which is why he's number 39.
Guido was just some young buck with a love of the simple life, kicking ass and hotties, but that all changed when he killed three dudes trying to help out this one guy and got his butt sentenced for 30 years.
Luckily, Buccarati was there to basically bust him over and one Stand Arrow later, wabam, he got Six Pistols, a stand with five bullets and now he's still mostly the same dude with a purpose and the coolest small gun to ever be.
#40: Miss Piggy (The Muppets, Guest #2) - The Puppet Diva
"You'd never make it in showbiz, one-eyed ugly!"
She'd be voted most likely to get eliminated, but Kermit probably already told her that and so she uses her knowledge of showbiz and other stuff to probably get further than being the first boot of a show that definitely knows the name of.
Uh, she'll do stuff maybe?
#41: Allen The Alien (Invincible, DrunkenDonut, AluInt & CYOAFAN) - The One-Eyed Dude
"There's definitely a bigger villain here and punching him wouldn't really work."
Allen's from a show that I should desperately catch-up on after this is uploaded, since I've only seen season 1 at the time and as far as I know, he seems like a cool guy who isn't down with this sort of Viltrumite thing.
That's all I know at the time I wrote this, but he did take Mark's spot as a favour to the guy who's protecting the Earth.
#42: GLaDOS (Portal, Ken34) - The Vengeful Supercomputer
"The unintelligence on offer is quite varied, so I do not care that he gave me wheels."
After getting turned into potato mode by Wheatley and Chell (both in seperate games), she has turned her sights on hating humanity just like way too many robotic villains and somehow that pulled her into Total Drama.
She technically has a robotic body, albeit not exactly a good one, even if it mean she has retain much of her intelligence.
#43: Blocky (Battle For Dream Island, IdkWhatToDoHere) - The Cubic Prankster
"Well, check this thing out. It's quite the prank."
Maybe he's nice, maybe he's not, but no matter what episode it may be, he's a prankster and also a bit of a friend, through and through, having a life-long friendship with Pen and Eraser that have lasted through four seasons of BFDI.
Like a lot of the players from BFDI, don't expect major strategy from him.
#44: Ty-Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender, Zap4298) - The Fun-Loving Acrobat
"Oooh, that cloud looks like a flying dolphin!"
Ty-Lee was part of the "infamous group", Azula's Angels, along with Mai and her former friend and former competitor, Azula and up until a certain moment in time, these three were a major threat (even if her circus got set on fire as a result of Azula's machinations.)
Now that moment has long passed and she's just here to make new friends. A lot of new friends. A lot of new friends that may not appreciate helping the princess of fire cause war crimes.
#45: Inosuke Hashibira (Demon Slayer, CYOAFAN & Ken34) - The Wild Boy
"As the King of The Mountains, I will lead this climb!"
Inosuke was born in the mountains, embodies the mountains and does not have the look of a guy from the mountains.
He's got a boar mask, he's got two swords and a whole lotta strength to push any of his teammates to victory, no matter how weird they would find a guy like him to their crew.
#46: Tea (Animatic Battle, Goodguygary) - The Calm Cup
"Would it be cannabalism to drink chai? Yes it is."
Chill in all areas (and take that, I actually knew her!), Tea's a bit of an odd one compared to a lot of the cast with her generally calm demeanour and unwillingness to raise her voice.
If only she was stuck on a season with a slightly less murderous host, then she would truly bloom! If only...
#47: Heihachi Mishima (Tekken, AluInt) - The Old Martial Artist
"I got this far with only my fists, you're out of luck."
So much of a badass that he "came back from the dead" twice with only his bare fists, ridiculously spiky hair that's still apparent even with his baldness and he couldn't care less about all of that.
He just entered to show these aliens, animals and other competitors what it truly means to be a Mishima.
#48: Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil, PrincessGumballWatterson777) - The African Soldier
"Turns out maybe the worse disease is our lacking teamwork. Sorry, that was a stupid thing to say."
Sheva lives somewhere in West Africa in the universe where Umbrella exist and has contacts with Chris Redfield. You can guess what kind of experience she went through and it's not a kind one, dealing with Wesker, her own people turned into biohazards and you know, general Umbrella crap.
After all of that, she'd definitely appreciate the money to help her unspecified West African country out.
#49: Lightning (Total Drama, Luckyhill2) - The Overachieving Jock
"Sha-found my purpose in life, dummy!"
Lightning appeared in Revenge of The Island and All-Stars and after 12 years of pure football action, is ready to hop back into the Total Drama fold with a slightly wiser mentality.
He's still looking out for number one, don't get me wrong, but he does understand how to work with the team as the MVP. If he's not MVP, he will still not be okay with it, there's only so much change you can fit in an decade.
#50: Kobeni Higashiyama (Chainsaw Man, CYOAFAN) - The Anxious Hunter
"How did I get here and how do I go home?!"
From a technically cancelled season to having to deal with crazy demons and the worst thing of all, retail work, Kobeni's not had a good run in life and in these crossovers, always getting stuck in cancelled season.
Kobeni is very anxious, somewhat paranoid, ready to panic at the drop of a hat and would probably pee her pants at the sign of any trouble, but if she isn't doing that (which is 99% of the time), she's ridiculously fast and good with a knife.
#51: Ninji (Super Mario, GBLover) - The Super Serious Small Guy
"My skills are not to be underestimated!"
Surprisingly, I had a lot of thought go into this pick despite him being a generic enemy and having an incredible history, including getting a sort of playable appareance in the latest Mario Party.
Do not let the cute voice...and cute everything else fool you, he is as serious as a ninja could be and he will not hesitate to cut you down in two or three hits.
#52: Manon Legrand (Street Fighter, ChaosBlade327) - The Elegant Fighter
"Miss DuBois is subtle about her game as her makeup. If she isn't in an alliance, then I am ugly."
As much as Ragyo, Memphis and Seth were admittedly great options for villains in this cast, if you couldn't tell there is already quite a few bad dudes in this season already and well, I just wanted a few less villains in the place and believe it or not, Midna almost made it.
But this French model with a penchant for sass, judo and showing off her own strength is definitely right to bring some drama into this season, wherever the casts likes it or not.
(Sorry no Shadow Rise, I don't know Persona and she just ain't it.)
#53: Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune, Guest #1) - The Fallen Salesman
"I'm finally free! Free to explore the world [In Front Of Me]!"
Here's a man looking for some freedom in the world and he finally has it for however long the competition lasts, enjoying it or so while selling his totally not quirked out wares.
Kris probably will give him his chance in Chapter 3, but it ain't out as of this chapter being uploaded, so it's just up to me.
#54: Yor Forger (Spy X Family, me) - The Strong Mom
"Of course, I'm fine, I'm cooking this food!"
Hotel Rockies will probably be entirely different if it even happens at all, so I'm using this opportunity to get Yor into the cast of a non-cursed season. (Nirvana and probably something else counted)
Compared to a lot of the cast, Chi Chi even included, she's the breath of fresh air from all of the sarcastic players, quippy fellows or straight nasty guys, just a honest (assassin of a) mother who wants her (fake) husband and (fake) kid to complete the mission.
Plus several notable honourable mentions that clearly weren't going to make it, but I did want to say about them.
#HM: Connor (Detroit: Become Human, from Ultimate Islands, Ken34) - The Police Android
"I choose to vote with my free will."
Connor was actually in Ult Islands and while he wasn't the most interesting character there, I actually had the chance to bring him a little of his home series' complexity into the character.
And then GLaDOS showed up and it was 86 for the benevolent robot from a previous season.
#HM: Kitty Katswell (TUFF Puppy, Guest #1) - The Cat Agent
"You cannot distract me with fish!"
She's one of the few Hotel Rockies cuts that almost made it into the roster and then I realised there's already a few serious types that deal with supervillainy and whatnot.
#HM: Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia, CYOAFAN) - The Comedic Hero
"Well, there goes our chances of winning!"
I was actually picturing him for this season long before all of the requests swarmed in because on paper he'd be a more comedic character on the surface before showing off his more serious side.
Unfortunately, there is quite a few characters like him and this will be the first fic from me without a MHA characters, the cancelled Hotel Rockies included (Kirishima)
#HM: Sophie Walten (Walten Files, Goodguygary) - The Amensiac Girl
"Can't believe that I entered this show, I swear I would remember it!"
Really interesting character, but it's just that Julie Crawford basically fills her role even with the unique writing challenge of Sophie having massive holes in her memory.
Basically making her the perfect pawn.
#HM: Rand Ridley (Inside Job, G-man 2.0) - The Man of Mean
"Oh shit, it's the overcompensating one with the big roster."
Hey, I didn't say that I wasn't partial to more villains, it's just that there isn't that many female character requests across many of the reviews and frankly, he'd be quite the character to deal with thanks to his very long experience in the deep state and messing with people.
Main villain, but there's already one.
#HM: Pinocchio (Pinocchio, Guest #1) - The Good Boy
"Why are you such a mean old guy?!"
Imagine it, the puppet who became a real boy through the power of having good morals up against the creepy old man who basically stands for the opposite.
Imagine that stuff.
#HM: Captain Qwark (Ratchet & Clank, Guest #2) - The Redeemed Criminal
"Watch me as I dare to take on this challenge!"
A former criminal turning himself into a legit superhero? Sounds like a real unique guy to have around here and then, uhhh, I look back at my roster of bad guys turning themselves good.
Sure, it might happen at least once or twice, but that's more than enough for me and I'm not familiar with Qwark.
#HM: Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat, from Ultimate Islands) - The Young Soldier
"Well, aren't you guys a sight for sore eyes?"
RikkiSnake will be mad and also, I kinda forgot about her when the roster finally was finished thanks to the three Hotel Rockies additions (which is basically dead) and she would be kinda unique.
Kinda isn't unique for this.
#HM: Kipo Oak (Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts, from Ultimate Islands) - The Half-Mute
"Looks like I need to put my HMUFA skills to good use!"
I like the show enough to make me feel like it'd be a weird omission, but nevertheless, she is out of the running because she is not the type to go on revenge.
Especially with trying to unite humans and mutants in her world, come on, that wouldn't work that well!
#HM: Adam (Hazbin Hotel, Luckyhill2) - The Killer Angel
"Well, aren't you a real demon slayer? Get those fucking numbers up, twink!"
Basically Dante if he died, went to heaven and was a giant asshole about everything and he got rejected because the kids do not want to be hearing about dicks...and Lightning's cooler.
Now that you mention it, Jesus ain't a big fan of this guy.
#HM: Mermista (She-Ra & The Princesses of Power, Guest #1) - The Sarcastic Princess
"Ugh, fine but you owe some good food, no seafood please."
Yet another Hotel Rockies cut that as I go on, you may see the reason why they were cut.
She's a sarcastic blue-haired princess with a penchant of sass and the power to control water and sea animals and somehow I thought she wouldn't be that different from Sonic.
Yor actually took her spot, but the similar personality to this Sonic does not help her case, one bit.
#HM: Cinnamon J. Scudworth (Clone High, Guest #1) - The Mad Principal
"Listen up, fool, you don't know how to make rhymes! Evil rhymes!"
He'd be back from Hotel Rockies, but he was not back because some characters deserve their own season and he is one of them.
Episode 1 will be coming eventually, but I'm getting enough time for Crossed Trees to actually start up and do some things and for Winter Warriors to finish, which will actually be canon-compliant.
Either that or you know, it dies in the character choosing phase like a decent amount of fics do.
Chapter 4: Who Else is Joining (Pre-Game Part 3)
Summary:
6 more people and they're not exactly obscure people.
Three more veterans, three more newcomers and all six of them should bring something new to this already massive roster!
Chapter Text
Total Drama: Ultimate World
Who Else Is Joining The Plane?
(Sorry For Adding More)
To clarify further, the only reason why there's 60 contestants is because each team would have 20 contestants each and there'll be three teams just like in World Tour.
I was going to add three intially and then I thought that there needed to be a second father aside from Heihachi, just like how Chi-Chi and Yor represent two very different types of mothers.
Then thanks to a review of Total Drama Everything, someone got added back into the story and he just also happened to be in Hotel Rockies, so he was fine in my book.
The last lady basically acts as another Heather rip-off, basically bringing it back to the roots and plus, she's actually a lot more comedic compared to the other villains and 59's a weird number to deal with.
So, here's the final additions.
#55: Kipo Oak (Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts, from Ultimate Islands) - The Half-Mute
"Looks like I need to put my HMUFA skills to good use!"
It's actually a weird omission and I couldn't just let her go to waste and while she might be a bit redundant in some cases, she's got the powers of a Jaguar and has a decent amount of knowledge as well.
Looks like it's her turn after all.
#56: Hank Hill (King of The Hill, from Ultimate Islands) - The Traditional Father
"I'm not saying that it's a bad idea, but we could be thinkin' of better things."
Hank's one of those characters that I feel like is missing in the modern age, considering he isn't a conservative asshole larping as a traditionalist, sorry got political there.
He's practically an All-American guy, good at DIY, cooking BBQ and other manly things that an old bogey like him would respect and not to mention, he'd be more honest to contrast all of the drama starters.
#57: Cleopatra Smith (Clone High) - The Cloned Popular Girl
"So, uh, lemme angle this gun, I need a good picture of it."
Crouching idiot, hidden genius is kinda what she is for lack of a better word. She may be a popular girl, attractive, shady, clone of the Greek queen of Egypt and have both of the two big Bs, but she does have a lot of knowledge of stuff.
And she wanted a free trip around the world, nothing bad about that, so she'll manipulate so that she can have a great experience in places that she might be able to pronounce.
#58: Zee (Total Drama Reboot) - The Master of Vibes
"Wow, that almost looks like Japan, but it's not!"
Zee is very easy to sum up. He's funny, is a contestant from the reboot and more importantly, is actually too chill to really get mad at all even when the season just straight up turned against him.
Twice.
He should be fine.
#59: Fred Jones (Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated) - The Detective With Traps
"Come on, there's always a place for awesome traps!"
Fred was in Hotel Rockies, but he's not now and a version from Everything also counts and that's all I'm going to say on that front.
The definitive himbo and the trap master, Fred brings a energy that's sorely lacking from this game of there not being any more dumb people.
#60: Tiana (Princess & The Frog, from Ultimate Islands) - The Hard-Working Cook
"Charlotte wanted me to fight you because she wants revenge."
Tiana doesn't want to fight Coachman because success is actually the best revenge, basically she owns a pretty nice restaurant with only hard work, a great friend, a great husband and a whole bunch of other good stuff.
But she still gets dragged back to Total Drama to see all of the friends.
No more honourable mentions, no more special editions, no more additions because Episode 1 is in the editing phase finally and Episode 2 is actually being worked on.
All I need to do is finish Winter Warriors & get more episodes of Crossed Trees out and Episode 1 will be published on the day after the last episode of Winter Warriors will be out.
Chapter 5: Drama Departing Today
Summary:
SIXTY PEOPLE, ONE PLANE AND ONE MAD HOST TO BRING IT ALL TOGETHER!
Well, who are these people and what's the plane? You're gonna find out right now.
Chapter Text
Total Drama: Ultimate World
Episode 1
Drama Departing Today
They not like us
They not like us
They not like us
They not like us
They not like us
They not like us
- Kendrick Lamar, Not Like Us (A song that I wanted to reference, but shhhhh...)
I know there's supposed to be 60 people and that'd be the final update, but now there are 63 players owing to the fact that I left out three people that should be here, since they all have key roles that are finally filled despite the massive size...and they're going to be reveal in the next mini-episode.
Chris actually stood in front of the hotel that would've hosted a season, but somebody (me) cancelled it and it also got raided for being a secret drug storage location.
Judging by the still intact windows, derelict red paint and somewhat stripped out upper floors, it definitely needed a year and maybe some change before it could host a season again.
(Hotel Rockies is dead. Might never come back, but its cast probably will have their chances eventually.)
"Back on the epic season, Ultimate Islands, we've had 128 contestants, a world record and I did not regret it at all! Some people were absolute weirdos of the best kind, some people brung the punch and not that much else and some were scary...to put it kindly!"
"There was some great players like Lowain, Bayonetta, Nicole, Yumeko and Iori, great people to hang out with like Miko, Rock, Clover, Mai and Sokka and finally, if you weren't scared by Azula, Tanya, Catalina, Pinstripe and Coachman, you would've done well on those islands! But in the end, someone had to win the cash and Dante went from bad guy to good guy to a richer guy and don't count out Pit, the angel got a cool 250,000 dollars. Also, Uraraka and Nicole made to the finale, but they doesn't matter."
"The people have been clamouring for a sequel, with less characters, but a sequel nonetheless! No, Winter Warriors doesn't count, that's a whole different awesome thing that you might have watched!"
"We've brung back 34 of the best players from those islands along with 29 new players ready to take flight in the new and improved plane that the network helpfully paid for! We're taking yet another tour around this world, no songs, no mercy, no outside villains, only the beautiful vistas, wicked challenges and each other!"
"63 contestants travelling the world, picking each other off one by one until someone wins six million! That's just TOTAL DRAMA X: ULTIMATE WORLD!"
Chef finally walked into shot.
"Little too long, but it'll do."
'
Chris and Chef were standing rather proudly at their very much not shabby plane, though the outside still exuded "cargo plane made a century ago" energy with the sign that was about to fall off.
"As much as I want to introduce my best cast, we've got three non-UI players coming back!"
Lightning.
With a varsity jack and looking twelve years older, AKA he was looking like a real adult.
"Yeah, Chris, I always wanted to beat those freaks! Sha-earth!"
"Lightning, dude, don't call them freaks if you wanna last long."
"Of course, I came here to get another trophy! Career's looking nice for the Lightning...just wanted to return to the sha-game that I will sha-win!"
Lightning raised Chris' eyebrow.
"Oh, you're just jealous that I didn't go on your crummy show again?"
"Not really, we've had many killer casts. You better prove that you learned new tricks...like our next guy over here, Rock!"
Rock was definitely a little bit older, but still in real positive.
"Not gonna lie, I thought you'd retired from Total Drama, man!" Rock called out.
"Nah, I did, touchdowns fit the Lightning's style better. Just came on here to sha-beat the freaks." Lightning answered.
"Hey, my girlfriend isn't a freak."
"I know, you've got a keeper there. Too bad you're up against me-"
"Rock, how's having a girlfriend going?"
Rock was practically beaming.
"Sick, like sure she doesn't like my fashion, but you know, we're rocking with each other so much, we're engaged! Bow-wow. Spud couldn't believe I went on this show-"
"I thought it'd be the other way around, since this show's awesome."
"Uhhh, it got me a girlfriend." Rock couldn't really compliment Chris. "And some good dudes."
"Finally the newest and greatest contestant, Zee!" Chris announced, shoving Rock away. "How does it feel to be back?"
The chillest man of all time walked up confidently.
"Dang, isn't it kinda crazy how I got pulled from Topher's awesome dealio, just to fill up space?" He asked the important question.
Rock took a glance at the very chilled out man.
"You okay, man?" Rock sked.
"Yeah, dude, I get to see some freaks from around the multiverse! Being a freak ain't bad!" Zee was ecstatic for the showdown. "I hope that Dante's here."
"I hope not, Lightning's gonna take this trophy."
"It's not all about trophies, it's about the journey!"
"My journey gonna get the sha-victory!"
Zee was about to say something.
"Okay, shaddap. We have the man himself, the winner of the last season, Dante!"
He rode his motorcycle into view and then hopped off it, as it slid right into the plane's cargo area, the returning players from the normal seasons impressed.
Dante was a white-haired dude with stubble and had muscles and he wore a red jacket, a navy t-shirt, black leather jeans and brown boots.
"How's that for an entrance?!" Dante exclaimed.
"Sick, dude!" Rock and Zee simultaneously said.
"So, how's the money treating you?"
"I'm stuck in hell, so I have no idea. At least my pizza tab's paid." Dante answered. "Looks like it's going to be one wild party."
He gave a thumbs up.
"Ultimate Islands' second placer, Pit-"
The young-looking angel plummeted down like a meteor and landed perfectly on the ground somehow.
"Hi, Rock, Dante and other players!" Pit said. "Listen, I came here to also win, so be careful."
"I know, man, you don't have to tell me!"
Pit and Rock glanced at each other, before Lightning shoved himself in between them.
"Hey, slow down, I'm still in this." The football player butted in.
"The first fifth placer, Doreen Green AKA Squirrel Girl!"
She actually managed to squeeze into the frame and the two dudes into a hug, sporting her shorts-wearing, jacket-having, fur-lined clothes from a game that was going to release in December.
Still the same attractive light-skinned ginger, though.
"Hiya, guys, couldn't miss this action in the show!"
"Hello, Squirrel Girl, can you still do the thing?" Pit checked.
"Nah, I'm kinda stuck with da thing."
Doreen looked at the hotel.
"Geez, the drug raid must have done crazy damage on it-"
"The other fifth placer, Sokka!"
Sokka walked into view, carrying weapons and a very intimidating Water Tribe helmet that was not making him sweat at all and he had notably tanned skin, brown hair tied into a Viking ponytail, a blue sleeveless shirt, blue pants and brown armoured boots.
"Why the helmet, small guy?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"Because I'm really trying to represent my tribe!" Sokka exclaimed. "This helmet's from my tribe and I can definitely wear this-"
"And we've also got the slightly controversial Lowain."
He was a dude's dude, having short tussled dirty blonde hair with blonde deer-ish ears and he wore two sleeves tied to a collar, a blue embroidered apron-like shirt, a big belt, a blue sash, white pants and brown armoured boots.
Lowain got a few judging looks from Squirrel Girl, Rock and Lightning.
"For the record, bros, I dumped Yumeko right after the season was over! You can call me a creep." Lowain wasn't the perky dude.
"Well, Lowain, I don't see it that way."
"Maybe for you, but that's not lit really."
"True." Dante shook his head.
Lowain regretted his mistake.
"Sandy Cheeks!"
The squirrel scientist rolled in with her "Kill Bill" inspired outfit, obviously.
"Great, I was wonderin' where the competition was!" Sandy beamed. "Doesn't mean I hafta like you, Chris."
"Yeah, you're right!" Lowain piped up. "Sorry about the Yumeko stuff."
"It's all water under the bridge."
Sandy then narrowed her eyes at the dudebro cook.
"Still doesn't mean you're not a creep."
"Alright, alright, we've also got Bayonetta AKA Cereza!"
The tall witch walked with her own differences from her own third game, having her hair down and turned into two massive pigtails and she also wore her "suit" of witchiness, all black, all cool.
"You know, out of planes I've ridden, I would not be surprised if this was near the bottom of the list...and I appreciate that you've finally got my real name this time around."
Everyone could notice her new looks.
"As for the Lowain situation, I am on his side. At least he dropped it before he turned himself into another Scott Pilgrim."
Dante could only stare at the Umbra Witch.
"Cereza." Dante goaded the witch. "I'm about to get serious."
"Serious as last time?"
"Miko!"
"Yeah, what up, how's the game going!"
The gamer girl could not get enough high-fives from the rest of the cast.
"It's going good, Miko! I'm gonna win this one!" Pit replied.
"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna take it. And buy some more games from your universe!" Miko exclaimed.
Pit and Miko dapped each other up.
"Yumeko Jabami, the lady from that situation."
The black-haired gambler walked in all confident, even if she did give an honest glance at Lowain.
She still had long black hair, uh big personalities and was kinda short and she wore a pink jumper that fit her perfectly, a white tailored shirt, a short black dress, black leggings and brown shoes.
"Technically I wasn't supposed to wear a school outfit outside of school, but oh well."
The people definitely noticed her.
"Hello, everybody. You know how life's a gamble?" Yumeko asked. "It's an honour to be on this Canadian institution."
"Is it? That plane ain't structurally sound." Sandy remarked.
"Don't answer that, because we've also got Mai Shiranui!"
Mai walked in like she was on the runway and Lowain couldn't help but stroll up to her.
Mai wore a new outfit, a black, white and red motorcycle-styled jacket with flared arm ends, tight trousers with the same colour scheme and black boots.
"Hello, babe-"
"I'm about to get engaged, Lowain, there's probably some hot chick on this season." Mai rejected his advances. "Seriously, she better not be 17."
"She ain't gonna be! I promise!" Lowain shouted.
"Good."
Lowain was starting to get tired of the rejects.
"Mean man Pinstripe's back for more."
The guy was still wearing his salmon suit, still looking like a weasel and rocking it proudly.
"Ain't no way that you're leaving me out on the cold!" Pinstripe declared. "I'm boutta take the cash and spend it on my wife!"
"That's what I'd like to hear!" Squirrel Girl couldn't help but cheer the mobster on.
He got a lot of glares from most of the vets.
"Ain't no Coachman needed 'dis time 'round."
A familiar red-haired guy pushed past the dude.
"Iori Yagami, the KOF guy."
He got a mean looks and returned them in kind, still wearing a black jacket with a patterned red t-shirt, red trousers with two belts and red shoes.
"Tch, you forced me to be here. Hell, this is the one time that I'd rather be with Kyo on this dump." Iori insulted.
"Whoa, dude, who hurt you?!" Rock baulked.
"Kyo. And the asshole who put my contract together."
Iori walked out of the shot.
"Yagami, man!" Dante called out.
"Yuri Sakazaki AKA Mai's friend!"
Yuri was 5'6'', very light skinned had short brown hair tied into a long braided ponytail and she wore a karate gi with leggings, red hi-top sneakers, yellow gloves
She walked into getting many waves from the rest of the cast.
"Mai, remember the bet? If you're eliminated, then the meal's on you!" Yuri declared.
"Alright, but it'll be your funeral." Mai joked.
These two chuckled.
"Hope that we're on the same team." Yuri remarked.
"Uh, so that you don't have to pay?"
Yuri scoffed at Mai's quip.
"Catalina Alves, the Colombian wildcard!"
She was attractive, had tan-coloured skin, slim and had short brown hair and she was wearing a blue blazer over a black tank top, blue jeans and black open-toed shoes.
She threw a few middle fingers indiscriminately, but not to Chris.
"Finally, you know a good looking woman when you see one."
Mai and Cereza (AKA Bayonetta) rolled their eyes simultaneously.
"I'm about to set this game alight!"
"Too bad that you've got Riley Freeman coming along!"
This ten-year old was still the dark-skinned kid with cornrows and brown eyes, wearing a loose white t-shirt, blue jeans and Timberland boots.
"Damn. There wasn't a real nigga here before I showed up, that sucks ass." Riley lamented, being the kid with a penchant for gangster rap. "What's this hoe doing here?"
"Uh, getting money, little pig!" Catalina answered.
These two were quickly seperated by Squirrel Girl.
"Mr. Smee, the exact opposite of those two!"
"Hello, people. Why are you two fighting at a reunion like this?" Smee asked Riley and Catalina.
The feisty rivals were silent.
"Honestly, the lack of manners on display. Let's not be mean-"
He tripped on nothing and rolled.
"Oof, that can't be good." Tifa winced.
Tifa was still the well-built attractive brown-haired lady with a pony tail and she wore a black sports top, a white top, a black miniskirt with suspenders, black leggings, red short boots and red and black gloves.
"Tifa Lockhart, how are ya?"
"Good enough. Mostly missing these guys!"
Mai and Tifa embraced like they were life-long friends.
"Not going to lie, I missed my old team."
The tall grey wolf walked in, wearing a white t-shirt, blue khaki trousers and grey-ish trainers and a backpack.
"Legoshi, a tall wolf!"
Legoshi could only wince at the old nice guy's knee scrape.
"Hello, everybody, it's been a while. Well, I've had a rough year."
Chris pinched his nose, as the masochistic crusader had a grin on her face.
"Darkness."
Darkness was tall, muscular, well-built, had blonde hair tied in a long ponytaill and she wore her yellow and white armour, including a breastplate, shoulder guards with the right being a wing, gauntlets, a massive yellow over dress, a black dress and armoured shoes
"As a crusader, I am very proud to be on this show. I'm looking forward to the more painful challenges!" Darkness stated. "What will I do with the cash prize? I never thought that far ahead."
Legoshi was off-put by Darkness' aptitude.
"Uh, hopefully, get a good husband." Legoshi put a kibosh on that situation.
There was a certain pretty-boy volleyball player that walked in quite confidently.
"Wow, you did bring the crazies back, Chris?"
He definitely looked like he had a slight tan, still had his hair parted and was real attractive, but he wore his white shirt, blue fitness-styled trousers and turquoise trainers for some reason.
"Oikawa, you know me."
The host and Sejioh's setter shook hands together, as there was a few glares sent their way.
"Honestly, I'm glad to be a normal guy in this season." Oikawa spoke.
"You and me both." Miko answered. "Yep, totally normal."
"Didn't you have a bird friend-" Oikawa side-eyed Miko.
"TOTALLY NORMAL!" Miko covered Oikawa's mouth.
There was a blue bird and he huffed at the more villainous members, still wearing his white jacket, red jumpsuit, blue steel-padded boots.
"Falco, you missed me?"
"Honestly, I missed Topher's attempt more. It's too bad that you're hosting this shindig." Falco stated.
"You're a sha-bird, but you're right!" Lightning added onto the Chris disses.
Falco didn't want to raise a wing to Lightning's hand.
Robyn was a young English girl with a green hood covering her blonde ponytailed hair and she wore a green dress over a brown underdress, a black cape and black boots.
"Robyn Goodfellowe, how are you feeling?"
She looked around to her still unfamiliar surroundings and looked at her rambunctious teammates.
"Nice, even if the people I know are a little wild." Robyn answered. "Like the people that I know at home except-"
She took a glance at Catalina and Riley arguing about gang shit (that didn't exist.)
"-more questionable."
"Good answer. Clover AKA Rock's chick!"
Clover was definitely wearing an outfit that was definitely trending in Summer 2024, with sunglasses, high heeled boots, some short jacket
Clover and Rock hugged and considering they were both college-aged, it's legal.
"Oh my gosh, I missed you, Rock!"
"Missed ya too, Clover."
Tomo was slightly older, slightly better and wore a black t-shirt under a green jacket, lightly blue jeans and green trainers.
AKA she was 19, had spiky-ish dark brown hair and had a mad smile on her face.
"Tomo Takino!"
She raced right behind Clover and slid right into the camera view.
"WOW, you needed another early boot? Or you wanted my epic talents!"
"Never mind, I thought you were normal." Oikawa was astounded by Tomo's...manic energy.
"I'm normal enough."
Oikawa actually had a smile on his face.
"Just hoping that you'd be on my team-"
"Another surprise pick, Hank Hill, the third eliminated guy from Episode 15!"
He was an 40-something year old Texan man having short brown hair that was starting to grey, wearing a white polo shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes.
"No way, I'd thought I would have replaced that guy." Zee said.
He looked around, wondered how the fuck he'd got there and then instantly glanced towards Dante.
"Did ya clean your act up?" Hank asked.
"Better, I've got three million dollars!" Dante grinned. "And a line-up of chicks waiting to date me."
"I'm not surprised, just dissapointed."
"Hold up, you're a holy man. It's kinda in my nature to, uh, love kicking back."
Hank rolled his eyes and groaned, before looking towards the more respectable players.
"At least there's still some fine folks out here."
"That I can agree with." Sandy nodded to that. "Wait, wasn't Zee supposed to replace Hank?"
"You can't replace an Texan dude like that!" Zee said.
"Right you are, Zee."
Tiana actually looked quite a bit better clothing wise, still having her black hair tied in a bun, but wearing a classic 1920s style dress just for the show and understandably concerned.
"Speaking of surprises, Tiana, glad to be back here."
"I'm surprised that I was glad. Since the man and young child that stepped on me ain't here." Tiana answered honestly. "You're not making any crazy challenges, are you?"
Chris gave that trademark cheshire grin.
"...Maybe."
Tiana just moved away from the grinning host, unimpressed and got a lot of hugs promptly from her former teammates.
"Damn, I kinda missed y'all."
"Yeah, we missed ya more!" Clover shouted. "It's kinda scary how you got stepped on."
Tiana didn't want to remember that.
"Hey, maybe don't remind her of that stuff!" Squirrel Girl said. "You wouldn't like to be stepped on by someone giant."
"That's true." Clover slumped.
"Papyrus!"
The skeleton man with a chestplate, shoulder pauldrons, pants, boots, a red scarf and gold bangles walked all up waving to everyone.
"HELLO, I AM SO GLAD TO BE BACK! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE!"
"That's awesome!" Pit shouted. "What have you been up to?"
"A LOT OF ADVENTURE WITH THE GREAT CAR!"
"Is that what you call your trusty steed?" Miko joked, poking Papyrus on the chest.
The skeleton took a little bit of time to process it.
"Nice costume, Giovanni!"
Giovanni still had his pink hair and was kind of a tall-ish man, but he a whole new set of clothes this time around.
He wore a orange shirt, black pants, shorts and a cape both of which were mostly black with a flame pattern on the bottom, white armoured boots and black armour on the chest, shoulder and arms, including some snazzy gloves.
Also an hockey mask that was lifted up.
"Thank you, Chris, for am I Vincent Murder, aspiring supervillain!" Giovanni shouted. "Are you doing okay, Pit?"
"Heck yeah!" Pit said. "Sick new costume, though please don't do any supervillainy when I'm around, I won't hesitate to cut you down!"
"PLEASE DO NOT TURN TO EVIL!" Papyrus exclaimed.
"Skele-knight, Angelface, I will consider your opinion because you two are very cool!"
Miko mugged Giovanni.
"Alright, Knockout Gamer, I'll keep the villainy on the side for now."
Miko could only grin.
Pinstripe and Yumeko just shook their head at the lack of the man's villainy.
The 33 veterans were noticing a certain someone missing.
"Honestly, this party's just started and there's not a single thing wrong with it!" Dante shouted.
"I wouldn't say that, he's also on the list." Pit remarked.
"What list?" Tiana said.
"That list." Kate answered. "Tiana, you might want to throw down."
Pit and Dante shook in fear of the guy returning.
"Hold on, Chris, why are you silent?" Iori asked. "Another surprise that will inspire me to snuff out your life?"
"You can't just throw out threats like that, young man!" Hank called out the grumpy rockstar.
Chris had quite the cheeky smile, although it wasn't too obvious.
"Oh yeah, get in here, Coachman."
Dante and the rest of the guys that were involved in the main alliance shenanigans had a total look of exasperation from having to deal with this guy again, no intern status, no missing the boat, just back for another chance.
Even if the two demons were half-confused, half-mad at each other.
This old man (whose name might have been Barker, idk) was pretty tall, obese and notably was almost bald under his white hair and he wore a flat top hat, a big red coat, navy blue pants and black leather boots.
"Dang it." Hank uttered.
"The things that I get myself into..." The old villain muttered.
"I may have been stuck in hell for...a while, but didn't you kidnap Chris?" Dante questioned.
"Yes, but this plonker brought me back because of those damned ratings." Coachman explained. "I kidnapped this muppet of a host and I'm still stuck with you!"
"A lot of people would want to be stuck with me." Dante shrugged. "Cereza included."
Coachman just shook his head at his great archenemy, then looked towards the host that he kidnapped in Feburary with revulsion, who met his glare with a smug grin.
"Ratings don't lie, sir."
"Oh, shut up!"
Chris dodged the old man's slap.
"And finally, Kipo Oak, back from stepping on others' toes!"
The pink-skinned, pink-haired teenager was wearing a leather jacket that looked quite neat, besides her white half on top, blue jeans and no shoes (for reasons) and understandably, she was nervous.
"SORRY FOR STEPPING ON YOU, YOU DID NOT DESERVE IT!" Kipo shouted.
Tiana was taken aback.
"I really mean it!"
"Uh, sorry, I'll get back to you on that."
Tiana and Kipo were not starting off on a high note, wounds still somehow fresh from that giant jaguar stepping incident.
"Apology accepted. I hate you a bit less." Iori spoke up.
"Did ya listen to that Coachman guy?" Kipo said.
Kipo sadly nodded, as Tiana instantly understood and while they'd probably resolve with some more talking, Chris butted in.
"Alright, enough, we've got 34 returning players and some of you have some bad blood, but we've got a lot of new blood to arrive into this game before you kill each other."
The first newcomer showed was arguably the shortest out of all of the cast and she wasn't letting it get her down in the dumps...and she was an anthro pig with long silky blonde hair wearing a sparkly pink dress with long pink gloves, pink boots.
"Whoa, that plane isn't even close to what was advertised."
The puppet pig tried to grab the host, snatching the leg of him.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!"
Chris managed to shake off the newcomer.
"Calm down, Miss Piggy! You're not the only one subject to some good advertising and also no!"
"Well, that's a relief! You can't just kill beautiful moi like that."
She huffed as she joined the crowd of returning weirdos to let the next newcomer take her step into the show.
"Wow, you really shook Chris up there." Tifa said.
"Thanks." Piggy took another glance at Tifa. "Hold on, are you a model?"
"No, I'm a fighter." Tifa looked peeved.
"Good. I know karate, too-"
The second newcomer was actually a little bit familiar, as the blue hedgehog had sports tape, a scarf and an attitude that may have pissed off more than it appealed.
"Oh man, what strong competition! Just gonna wish them all good luck because they might need it."
"Sonic The Hedgehog! You must be Tails' friend."
"Well, I am, but it's not your Tails." Sonic elaborated. "My Tails would wipe the floor with most of you!"
"Oh, see how that goes!" Miss Piggy shouted. "I've been on more adventures than you'd have episodes."
"That's a low blow, ma'am, but you're not wrong." Sonic was hurt. "You don't seem like a fighter!"
Miss Piggy was understandably miffed.
"Geez, you're talking too big of a game!" Pit called out.
The blue bandaged blur sped up to him.
"I'm Sonic The Hedgehog, saver of villages, righter of wrongs, eater of chilli dogs." Sonic introduced himself to Pit.
"Oh yeah, fast guy, I've beaten Hades-"
Sonic would have had to zip it anyways, because the third newcomer had that smoky aura and sped in between the two of them and said newcomer was a extremely short ninja-like creature.
"Ninji, what a cute little guy!"
"I agree with you already!" Clover cooed over the little ninja.
Ninji then kicked her nose.
"I am not just a cute little guy! I'm a small ninja who has gone into spaces that no-one has seen before!" Ninji shouted. "Like pipes!"
"Who hasn't gone in pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom?" Pit asked.
"The small pipes that lead everywhere!"
"You definitely sold me, Ninji!"
Pit and Ninji were both impressed with each other.
"Uh, great, how is that gonna solve your size problem?" Rock asked. "Sounds kinda crazy-"
Rock had Ninji on top of him and just in time, too because something wheeled herself onto the scene with slightly diminished intelligence compared to her old function.
Or rather, she had top of the line chips carried in a more humanoid body and she used it to strut like a true supermodel (or a lady of the night) to impress upon them her improved processing power.
"I transferred myself onto a smaller body and yet my intelligence is still comparable to myself when I was hooked up to a whole laboratory. I must thank you, Chris McLean!"
"Eh, you're welcome, GLaDOs, ready to go through the most gruelling challenge of your technical life?"
"Chell is not here, so it is automatically much easier for me to succeed-"
"No killing people!"
The rest of the contestants, old and new, stared at the former killer science computer packed into a malicious human-sized machine and they kept on staring, Chef almost speaking up.
"You are lucky that I have no neurotoxins inside this portable shell, but you have connected me to the internet. You people will not be lucky."
"Hold the [£# %] up, you're telling me that I have to deal with a killer robot?!" A disgruntled Canadian shouted. "Nice."
"Hey, Julie Powers, nice to meet you!"
She was a average-height fair-skinned 23-year old woman with brunette hair tied into a ponytail with and she was wearing a green jacket, a black top, jeans and black shoes.
She looked right at Chris.
"I don't know why you'd pass me up last time." Julie sniped.
"She's actually right. Not saying that we were short on antagonistic people, but she could've been on last season." Yumeko agreed.
"Thank you, Yumeko, you're seeing my [# £$]ing side."
Yumeko was slightly off-put.
"Yeah, why can't you swear?"
"Don't ask me, I don't care."
There was another contestant and they were indeed, one of the contestants of all time, being a white puppet with pink and yellow glasses, slicked back hair and a business jacket and shirt
"Oh, check out those [Hoochi Mamas] right over there!"
"Spamton, don't do that."
Chris looked down at the guy, who glanced at him.
"You look washed up-"
"Coming from the best salesman of 1997, that's something."
Spamton then moped right into another person who hadn't been introduced yet, but doing his usual shtick.
"Hello, miss. Would you like a [Half-Price Special]?"
"Of what-"
The brunette young adult suddenly looked around all of the cast.
"What the hell did I step into."
"Your worst nightmare, but you can sit next to me for a [Limited Time Opportunity]! I have an [Anxiety-Destroying Solution For You]!"
Said young adult was kinda tall, had her hair in a left-sided braid, wore an orange sleeveless top with a flower patterns, bell-bottom jeans and just sandals.
"Julie Crawford, folks! The other Julie, some would say the better Julie."
She was plainly taken aback by the weird and wild cast of the show.
"Are you guys all aliens?!"
"YES, YOU SHALL QUIT FREAKING OUT!" Papyrus screamed.
Julie C. was definitely in the middle of a panic attack, as Julie P. came up to her to calm her down a bit.
"Whoa, whoa, yeah, all of these guys are weirdos." Julie Powers stated.
"How the hell did I get here?" Julie Crawford said. "I thought I'd be signing up for something more normal than what I went through."
"Yeah."
The two Julies took a look at each other.
"Wait a minute, shouldn't Chris check for people having the same name twice?" Sandy observed.
"That's true-" Julie C. agreed.
"That's great, man! Next guy, come on in!"
He was a muscular cyclops guy with orange skin and he was wearing a skin-tight white jumpsuit, a green polo t-shirt, a utility belt and leg guards.
"Actually, they're both right. Why have two people with the same name?"
"Uh, you'd be the last person to be called Allen, right?"
The orange alien wasn't really moved by Chris' deflection attempt.
"That's true. Kinda did this as a favour to a friend, his season kinda got cancelled midway through."
"Damn, that sucks. Imagine having an author cancel a story mid-way through!" Squirrel Girl said.
"Happens to all of us-where are you looking at?"
The squirrel girl looked up at Chris and the spectacled puppet, ravenhaired assassin mom and blue bird space pilot glanced at the host with the most.
"Topher couldn't cash his checks, Doreen-"
"HOOOORGH!"
A lean and musclar short-ish teenager ran in with his fake boar head and he wore hakama pants, a boar pelt and black socks and sandals.
He even skidded right between Allen and the host with the most.
"Good entrance, man!"
The boar-looking guy could only stew in the compliment.
"Inosuke, Tanjiro's friend AKA the eighth placer!"
"Yes! Chris-oko!" He delightfully confirmed. "The King of Mountains has graced your competition! Tanjiro wanted me to go on this thing because he has more important things to do!"
Chris rubbed his nose.
"My name's Chris McLean, host extraordinaire."
"Yes, I know it's Chris-poko."
"Get his name right, he's the only reason that moi is here!" Miss Piggy demanded.
Inosuke and Miss Piggy could only stare down at each other
"Oh yeah, guess what, why are you a pig?" Inosuke shot his first insult.
"Why are you pretending to be one?"
"I'm a boar, which are cooler than pigs and those pigs aren't as ugly as you!"
"I've seen boars, they're much uglier than moi."
While the two pigs were squabbling like swine would, another person who was admittedly much more reasonable walked right into Chris' view and she got a lot of interested one-lookers.
"Whoa, she's Frankenstein's lady!" Zee called out.
"Damn, Miss Frankenstein, what's up!" Lowain catcalled.
Bayonetta noticed that said "bride of Frankenstein" scowled at that name.
"I don't think Frankenstein treated her kindly."
This homunculus lady was quite the looker, even with her patched-up green skin, black and white frizzy beehive and wo
"The Bride. Shouldn't it be, of Frankenstein? The heck's up with that?"
"Nothing good really came from him."
Chef winced.
"Can't say I disagree more than that."
Sandy gulped, Yumeko facepalmed and GLaDOS was watching on with sheer sadism.
"Be lucky that you're not blood on the pavement, though I have a feeling that you had me on this fucking show for one reason." Bride wasn't impressed.
"The same reason he had me on this previous show of chicanery." Bayonetta noted.
The two British enough women just looked at each other in understanding.
"I'm not here to make friends."
"I know."
Bride joined the crowd of fellow weirdos, as Lowain decided to take his shot and slide in.
"So, uh, what's your deal? How do you keep up that beauty, babe?"
"None of your business!" Bride bluntly replied.
Lowain was very close to getting on the Bride's nerves, but a spell came between them and then a teenager seemingly sprinted right into view with a weird aura.
"Stop fighting, you two, I have-"
The tan-skinned average-height teenage male had distinctly sharp ears, pale dirty blonde hair that was coiffed up at the front and had a cowlick and reddish eyes.
He wore a brown-ish yellowshirt, patched up jeans and red sneakers, which is weird because he came from the Demon Realm and he was still bamboozled by the weird cast.
"What did I just walk into?"
"Hunter the Witch, what's up, man?"
"Uh, nothing?" Hunter asked suspiciously. "How did you know that I could do magic!"
"I do research on everybody, just so that my show doesn't get taken over by some big dumb villain!"
Coachman had a satisfied look on his face, which Iori objected to.
"Fair."
He looked around at the ferocious competition.
"Don't worry, I'm not scared of much. Luz told me about this Total Drama thingy and how scary it could...be."
Hunter watched Iori, Dante and Coachman try to make each other calm.
"Trust me, they don't seem scary, but they are scary." Mai advised him.
"These two basically were the main trio of last season." Yuri helped the new witch a little more.
Hunter sighed.
"I'll see how the competition stacks up."
Hunter, Mai and Yuri could only sense the aura of someone quite scary and unlike the white-haired demons (metaphorically in Coachman's case), she was another newcomer.
"Looks like I've entered ze right place."
A French-looking woman from Monaco, she wore her blue animal control uniform tightly and her makeup immaculately and her red hair was in curls, hidden under her hat.
She was around average height and carried herself a suitcase.
"Uh, Miss DuBois, these animals are not for hunting! They're for giving me the best show with the best ratings!"
"I know."
DuBois was not impressed with this somewhat schlubby show, complete with the understandably wary cast.
"Zis doesn't look like zat kind of show." DuBois emphasised. "However, I'll play your game."
"Yeah, that's a negative, you look like you'll kill us." Sonic spoke up.
"Zat is fair, but zat is just my job."
DuBois was sneaked up to the blue hedgehog.
"Be warned, I love zis job."
Sonic was shuddering in fear from this random lady from Monaco, but all of a sudden out of nowhere another French woman must have stepped onto the runway because the cameras were flashing brightly.
Her look was very much hers, having pink hair styled like a swan and she wore a Olympic judoka uniform with a low-cut gi, a French-coloured fitness bodysuit, bracelets, a medal around her neck and footguards and also, she looked quite attractive.
"Bonjour, contestants."
"Well, damn, I'm not jealous at all!" Catalina complained.
"No one said anything, Catalina."
The Colombian woman was pissed off by the smack talk from the French model.
"Manon Legrand! Great to meet to get another Olympian on this show, how's your game?"
"Well-prepared, hopefully." Manon explained, taking a glance at the cast of weirdos.
She hummed quite satisifyingly.
"My victory will not be easy, but victory's never easy for myself!"
"Well then, show me what you got! You're nothing compared to-"
Lightning got slung by the fashion model judoka herself and was laid out on the ground.
"-the Lightning."
Manon easily proved herself unlike the next player, who looked quite tired of her husband saiyaning all around.
"Hold on, isn't this that show that Piccolo was on?" Someone new asked.
She was a definitely an average-height, light-skinned black-haired woman in her late 40s to early 50s, her hair was in a bun and was still quite attractive. She wore a martial arts-style uniform, wearing a baggy white shirt, blue baggy trousers, dark blue boots, a purple cape and had yellow qipao-like overalls and green earrings.
"Chi-Chi, welcome to Total Drama X!"
The black-haired formal martial artist wisely looked around the cast and come to one realisation.
"Think of the money, think of making new friends." She muttered.
"Excuse me, ma'am."
Hank definitely noticed Chi-Chi was bothered and somehow recognised him.
"You're not ready for this game. There's a lot of bad folks over here."
"I know, I watched last season!" Chi-Chi shouted. "Sorry about that, Hank, you seem like a good man."
"It's okay, Chi-Chi, your husband must be a great man."
"He's not."
"Well, okay."
The next game-playing lady was quite the attractive African, having lean and curvy proportions, light brown skin and very dark brown hair tied into a simple ponytail.
And she wore a white top, dull green military-esque trousers, brown boots, belts, dull green and brown gauntlets and gloves, jewellery, random attachments for weapons and West African bands.
"Sheva, aren't you glad to get out of...Africa?"
"Well, that depends. Are the challenges legally dubious?" Sheva asked.
"I'm not gonna say, but they're going to be awesome."
Sheva wasn't really surprised, carrying some weapons.
"I don't mind, cannot be worse than dealing with Umbrella."
She sighed, at least happy to do some talk with the other players.
"Hey, lady, what's cooking?" Lowain asked.
"Hopefully a plan."
"I know what kinda plan you need!"
Sheva just rolled her eyes to the very flirtatious blonde cook, who just got bumped by Falco.
"Sorry, this loser's trying to get a girlfriend." Falco stated. "Could guess from a mile away that you're a mercenary."
"My home country isn't too pretty of a place-"
Somebody that would be called German if she existed in real life walked up and like two of the last women, she looked quite nice with her 5'7'' height, light skin and straight black hair reaching mid-back and her face was framed with those hair bangs.
She wore a hairband formal peach-coloured coat with gloves, a white mid-length skirt, black stockings and white high heels.
"Yor, welcome to Total Drama X!"
"Oh, hello, Mr. McLean!" Yor introduced herself. "I'm just a normal housewife."
Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow and the more cynical contestants were a little baffled at that explaination.
"I have doubts." Bride observed.
"Don't worry about me, I'm doing fine." Yor told them. "I just wanted to have a fun vacation on my own...without my daughter."
"That's an odd clarification."
"Listen, miss...bride, I'm sure she's having a hard time in her life." Chi-Chi defended the new housewife on the block. "Maybe something happened in her life recently!"
"Yes, it has been quite hard."
The next player was just a tea cup that was mad chill.
That's it, but she had one eyelash.
"Tea, you're looking chill as ever."
"I sense a lot of tension in the air." Tea said. "I wonder if there has been a lot of drama around here."
"It's Total Drama, lady, there's too much drama in the air!" Zee answered the call.
"Hmmmm, that's quite terrible."
"I know, right, talking tea cup!"
"Okay, okay, you went on the wrong show!"
Chris wasn't really interested in talking about mental heath mumbo jumbo, but there was a man that was much less interested in that than anyone else.
This Japanese guy was hiding himself with a traditional Japanese straw hat.
He wore a dark grey martial arts gi with a logo on the front, a red necklace, a black and yellow belt, another red belt, the pants had flame patterns on the bottom and sports tape on his arms.
"Mental health? Hmph."
"Hey, mental health is really important for when-"
Kipo got interrupted by the old man's aura, as Clover decided to try and take a stand and got herself interrupted by a real strong strike to make her flop on the ground.
"You know, you could be a little bit nicer!"
"Heheheh."
The old man took off the hat to reveal that iconic spiky hair with nothing in the middle and his mustache.
"HEIHACHI MISHIMA!" Chris announced like he was about to host a wrestling match. "Save the fights for the challenges."
"Of course. I just wanted to show off my strength."
He wasn't really grumpy, just willing to let everybody understand what he is.
"HAHAHAHA! You people look tough."
"Hey, what's your problem, old guy?!" Clover spat back. "You've got some nerve!"
Heihachi stopped her walk with a palm.
"You're not my main target."
The crime boss/CEO/seasoned fighter then stepped towards a very interesting target, which wasn't the very observant Tea or suspicious Dante or even perpetually mean Iori.
Surprisingly, it was of all people, Coachman.
"I won't make this easy for you, you old fool." Heihachi warned. "There's only room enough for one up top."
"Really? You better bloody believe that my powers will work-"
Heihachi smashed down the oldest villain in the game with a palm strike, leaving Coachman to nearly get knocked out.
"As much as I'd like to see you two fight, let's not get brawling in here!"
A living red block with limbs, eyes and a mouth watched in awe.
"Wow, what a scary guy!"
"Blocky, how long you have been there!"
Blocky wasn't about to mess with Heihachi.
"Long enough. I've got a bunch of awesome pranks set-up!" Blocky shouted. "Don't know about strategy for the money."
"That's awesome, Lightning doesn't have a strategy either! I just came to win!" Lightning said.
"Yeah, that's cool."
Lightning wanted to ask a question, but not before getting asked a question.
"You're the first non-ugly human I've seen!"
"Thanks, man. Are you a puppet?"
These two stunned each other into thinking, which was a good time for the next player to interrupt their thoughts with an amazing backflip and that girl happened to spook Sokka.
"Hey, Sokka!" The girl greeted him.
"Don't hey me!" Sokka shouted back.
"Ty Lee, technically Sokka's friend and his former enemy!"
Ty Lee could be mistaken for a Chinese teenager with her brown hair having a left part and tied into a Chinese-style ponytail.
Nah, she was just Fire Nation born and she wore a acrobatics-styled uniform, having a pink shirt with a red wide collar, red bracelets, pink pants with a red skirt and belt and ballet shoes.
"Technically is definitely stretching it." Sokka stated. "She helped Azula do a lot of bad things!"
"Sorry, but Azula's really scary." Ty Lee said. "Besides I wanna help everybody have a fun time together."
"Yeah, no she isn't-"
Sokka shut himself up, realisation that he'd be arguing out of his ass.
"She is not wrong, Azula is quite the immoral woman." Yumeko stated. "She really made you go along with genocide, huh?"
"Yeah."
That put a damper on the mood, which did not help when the next woman screamed onto the scene.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S REAL!"
"Yeesh, calm down, Kobeni, it's going to be awesome!" Ty Lee reassured the Japanese newcomer.
Kobeni Higashiyama was 20, kinda short at 5'1'', had short brown hair tied in a very short ponytail and had two hair clips on her left side.
She wore a work shirt, a bow tie for some reason, suit trousers and grey and white sneakers.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!"
Ty Lee put her hands on the (former) devil hunter.
"Hey, hey, it's going to be okay. I think."
"Kobeni, stop freaking out! You've got your whole life ahead of you...and six million dollars!" Chris fully shook the former devil hunter. "I'm being serious!"
Kobeni had fully blanked out standing, but then she temporarily woke up.
"Oh yeah...if I get six million dollars, I should be fine." Kobeni stated.
She walked to the rest of the players, conversation the last thing on her mind.
In contrast, the next girl who can't have been any older than 11, was a little estatic to get in this competition.
She had fairly light skin, long black hair and she wore a pink dress with a dark pink belt over a white shirt and white stockings with pink shoes.
"It's actually weird how normal this place is for being another dimension."
"Isabella, uh, aren't you a little young to be in this competition?"
"Yes, I am!" Isabella affirmed. "My friends do get asked that a lot."
"Awww...your competition's real tough!"
Kobeni was zonked out, Clover was steaming and Mai and Ty Lee were trying to compare each other.
"Well, I hope so! I've done a lot of stuff like this before."
"Ay, bitch, what's good?"
Riley decided to stroll up to the half-Spanish, half-Jewish 11 year old.
"Aight, listen, this show's real fucked up. You'd get messed up by half the people here, you need a real nigga here."
Isabella couldn't really compherend how Riley was speaking.
"Are you a delinquent? Where's your mom and dad?"
"Uh, no idea, Isabella." Riley stated. "Just sayin' that the game's a little too real-"
"Where's your grandad? He would not like you swearing like this on TV...or maybe being on TV."
Sonic rolled his eyes, as Julie Crawford rolled her eyes.
"To be a kid again." Julie C. remarked.
"Well, he's a ten year old boy. They're not big thinkers-AHHHH!"
Julie Crawford practically squealed at the sight of that guy.
The vast majority of the players were screaming at this guy, heck, Inosuke and Dante jumped in to murder the life out of this malformed mutant.
"Oh, he's just a man." Dante stated.
"A very ugly man, he doesn't seem to have intelligence!" Inosuke determined based on his gnarled looks.
This malformed not very beautiful man, had light very charred and marked skin, not much hair, was hunched and had a weird tattoo somewhere and he wore torn-up trousers with car tools, sandals that were probably shoes and a necklace of car parts.
Somehow, he wore goggles too.
"Oh, this flying machine is quite the holy structure! To live in a world of beauty, green and new machines!"
Inosuke and the mad mechanic stared at each other.
"Uhhh, this is Chumbucket. Dude got lost, but he knows how to fix cars!"
"Praise be to you, holy father of the flying machine!"
Chris loved the random religious compliments, enjoying his grin.
"Is this your pet?" Inosuke stated. "You cannot just put your pet onto this show."
The boar man got pulled by Dante.
"Hey, calm down, boar guy. He sounds like he's a crazy smart good guy!" Dante said. "Mr. Chumbucket, dude, what's your dealio?"
Chumbucket scampered right up to a face that he might have been more familiar with.
"Oh no. Oh no. There is nothing saintly here! Nothing good!"
"I hate to agree with the hunchback man, but he's not wrong." Dante answered.
"The machine's a thing of beauty, great things there!"
Just like that, the mad mechanic scampered off to apperciate the machine, as Mr. Smee looked at the friendly madman with an odd feeling wondering what he was like if he wasn't around poisonus air.
"Another real Italian, Guido Mista!"
"Ciao."
A chill 19-year old tan-skinned man that was 6 feet tall wearing a bizarre outfit showed up.
The outfit was a knit cap with a grid pattern, a blue sweater also with the grid, red and black zebra pants and black and red boots.
"Wow, that guy was not lying. It's a real freakshow in here, especially the-"
"Finally, a real Italian showed up!" Pinstripe stepped in front of Guido. "Looks like we're talking gun-to-gun."
"Shut up, weasel asshole!" Guido insulted. "My gun's got something yours don't."
That Italian blood kicked in for the potoroo and gunslinger.
"What are ya talkin' about?"
"It's not much of a secret, but you guys can't see it-"
All of Guido's little things came out of the gun, they all had tear-drop shaped heads, were yellow and were all numbered 1 to 7.
Despite there being six of them and also despite everyone being able to see them.
"What the hell, you people can see 'em?!"
"We can, Guido? Not sure how, but we can." Sandy answered honestly.
"Who are you with?!"
The whole cast of contestants and hosts just kept it honest.
"Nobody?" Pit asked.
"Guido, nobody, Total Drama is a show on TV! You can win six million dollars, heck there's not even a police officer here this season, man, I promise that you won't get caught."
Guido was still ready to shoot.
"Also it doesn't air in your world."
"You're damn right it doesn't."
Guido awkwardly walked right in between Dante, who carried Chumbucket and Legoshi, who waved hi.
"That's ALMOST all of the tourists here!"
"Wait a minute, who's left?!" Guido shouted. "Also, where's the crazy mechanic guy?"
Dante put him down.
"He was admiring the plane for some reason."
"It's not even a good plane." Pit stated. "The thing's about to fall apart in five seconds."
Some twelve-year old white dork with brown hair that had a few strands flying off and he wore white t-shirt, a massive black backpack, shorts and black sneakers.
"Where's Rodrick, he doesn't-"
That kid took one look at the crowd of weirdos and screamed.
"I'm actually surprised that more people haven't screamed." Zee stated. "Usually, they'd be kinda freaked out."
"How come you're not freaked out?" The kid answered.
"Greg Heffley, like the show?"
Greg was still mid-realising what he'd stepped into.
"Greg, dude, hello."
"Sorry, just freaked out at all of the CARTOON CHARACTERS that I'd have to deal with!" Greg shouted. "Why are there so many cartoons?"
"Shut up, Greg, I ain't no cartoon!" Riley fought back.
"Actually, you're kinda normal. Pretty sure that recognise the SpongeBob squirrel!"
"Kinda surprised that it took me so long recognised that I might be a cartoon-" Sandy couldn't even finish her sentence.
Chris stepped in between the odd trio to say-
"I have two more people! Say hello to Fred Jones Jr.!"
There stood a tall blonde teen with slightly coiffed blonde hair and a good slightly muscular physique and his attire couldn't be more known.
A white sweater, a blue shirt, jeans and brown shoes may have seemed generic, but that damn orange ascot couldn't be mistaken.
"Hello, everybody! Wow, they were really not kidding about the freaks in this season!" Fred didn't mean it mockingly.
"Shut up, blondie." Iori said. "Also what the hell are you doing here?"
"What the heck am I doing here? I'm here for this crazy competition just like you?"
"Oh man, the plan didn't work."
Iori sat down like a timed out child.
"Sorry for calling all of you freaks, but what's the red-haired guy talking about?" Fred asked Chris.
"Dude didn't want to be in this season, but he couldn't slip out of that contract!" Chris called out.
"Hey, for what it's worth so did a lot of us." Sandy said.
"I'm sure that's kinda illegal! I'm not sure how, but that's still wrong-" Fred wanted to do a little bit grandstanding.
"Hold up, how long I have been standing here? It's been a minute!"
Someone new called themselves out and she was a bodacious woman with light brown tanned skin, black straight hair, big buttocks and breasticles and you know, she actually kinda looked like Cleopatra except like a 2000s popular girl.
Anyways, she wore a white top, a black mini-skirt, open-toed high heels, a small hairband and Egyptian-style earrings.
"I'm the clone of Cleopatra...Cleopatra-"
"Calm down, Cleopatra Smith, you've finally got your turn in the spotlight!"
"Hold up, Christopher McLean, I'm also bisexual now." Cleo clarified.
"Cool, don't interrupt me, Cleo!"
Cleo then looked at the cast of weirdos that she actually got stuck with.
"Weird, there's really no jocks. Just a bunch of weird people and guys that I'd normally sleep with." Cleo commented.
"Hahaha, you're JFK's ex?" Lowain was right in there.
"Technically it was twenty years ago, but I was kinda frozen, so it's six months probably." Cleo said. "I have no idea why you have weird ears."
"Because it's part of my species, but I'm sure that I'm ready to lay myself down!"
Cleo looked confused at Lowain's epic attempt.
"Wait, there's wars?"
"No silly, he wants to bang you!" Zee shouted.
"Dang, I'm way too busy having a girlfriend, but I'm sure that I can fit you in there somewhere!" Cleo called out.
Lowain slumped, Cleo had a vacant smile that Zee shared and Chris stepped in between the two of them.
"Finally, everyone's here. All weird, all wonderful and a lot of you came back rather willingly! The only thing that's left is a good picture!"
Chef carried a top of the line camera right to the drama-staring crowd, who were all paitently waiting for a big reveal.
"Congratulations on making it to Total Drama X! Some of you might have heard this before, but for those of you who have not, this is Total Drama! It's simple, you guys are travelling around the world for free, but it does come with a catch!"
"We're paying shipping fees?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nope! Each of my hand-picked locations has a challenge that has been rigourously tested to be as painful as we could get away with! If you're on the winning team, enjoy another day on the plane and if you're on the losing team, better hope that you don't get eliminated! The losing team vote for whoever sucked the most in that challenge and if you've got enough votes, you're gone! You're cooked!"
Hank Hill winced, but so did half of the cast.
"If you make it to the final challenge, the last remaining three will be fighting for..."
Chef wheeled out a massive bunch of money.
"...SIX MILLION DOLLARS! How's that for a prize?!"
"Too darn big, honestly!" Sandy said. "How could we not sign up?"
"Uh, but we didn't." Pit stated.
"That's true. Me and Chef only picked the best of our Total Drama veterans, some scary, some strong and some...quite unique, so newcomers be prepared for the hardest fight of your life!"
"For your information, I've had worse last week." Bride informed.
"What happened last week?" Dante asked.
"Almost war, to keep it brief."
"Yeah, I could relate, hell's trying to start some business."
Dante was basically getting into Bride's space.
"Settle down, ladies, we haven't introduced the plane yet! Meet the New McLean Jumbo Jet!"
Well, the plane was definitely bigger and somewhat better for actually having a second class, but other than that, it could easily be mistaken for its now demolished cousin.
Scrappy, patched-up and converted from a former cargo plane, it'd look like it hasn't changed that much minus the new technology that got integrated into parts that people couldn't really see.
*Fred's runway confessional*
The wonder slowly seeped out of his being.
"Next up to all of the super-powered beings, Frankenstein's bride and weird old guys, I think this might be the worst thing I've done! Aside from not recognising Daphne in the rock outfit...and trying to land a plane."
*Sokka's runway confessional*
He subsequently absorbed Fred's wonder.
"Where's the balloon! Where's the air compartments, how does that thing fly?!"
*Sonic's confessional*
He breathed carefully.
"Calm down, you're not gonna die to some second grade host."
*Confessional cut*
The inside of the plane was definitely looking better than any of Chris' other things despite it obviously being constructed in an "economical" fashion, the stairs leading to their potential deathtrap.
"Wow, trust me, the inside of this thing is just as good as the outside! No comments about it."
"Dude, no-one was gonna say anything about it." Sonic reassured. "Your awesome plane's gonna be fine."
Everyone stepped into a surprisingly regular fuselage, lit like a budget plane complete with okay lightning, good seats, actual curtains and a few paths towards unrevealed places.
"First stop, the all-new standard class feature AKA the regular plane section of the plane! It's got enough seats, it's got lights, it has stuff that you can make a bed out of and it's got everything that a second place team needs and most importantly..."
Chris showed off a closet with a camera and a unlockable door, which would have been a toilet in an alternate universe.
"...a confessional that isn't a toilet along with an actual toilet! For some reason, some lawyer bugged me about recording minors on toilets, so there we go!"
"For the first thing, it looks actually nice, man!"
Rock was still suspicious.
"What's your angle?"
"Wanna keep on hosting this show."
Rock conceded quietly.
*Heihachi's confessional*
"Heheheh. Not the power of Mother Nature herself can kill me, what hope does a washed-up reality show host have?"
*Miss Piggy's confessional*
She screamed really loudly.
"Oh god, I'm about to die on Total Drama! They can't do this to moi, especially not when Kermie's watching!"
*Mai Shiranui's confessional*
"It's actually weird how Chris keeps on trying to make this more dangerous for no reason. I don't even think the viewers like it."
She shook his head.
"What a bore."
*Confessional cut*
The many contestants stepped into a surprisingly typical kitchen AKA something that barely had the capacity to carry Crossed Trees' cast.
"Second stop is the new galley, the upside is that you guys can eat your food in your home seats if it gets a little bit uncomfortable. That depends on how you're feeling, but there's the option!"
All of a sudden popped out Scott Pilgrim wearing a black apron with a green liner, a red-haired Japanese young adult with an apron, a t-shirt, jeans and sandals AKA Soma Yukihira, both of them competing in a previous season.
"I thought I was gonna be in the game!" Scott complained.
"I actually didn't want to be in the game!" Soma had the polar opposite feeling.
The two young adults were cooking up whatever Chef could give them.
"Hopefully, it has protein! Lightning likes things with protein!" Lightning calls out.
"Yeah, dude, it's a thing alright." Zee noticed, seeing that they were frying something on that stove. "It's kinda uncomfy in here."
"I'm about to get uncomfortable in here!" Tomo screamed. "Like scarily uncomfortable!"
"You wanna get uncomfortable?!" Chris tried to not laugh.
"Yeah!" Tomo screamed.
The economy class was looking as bright as ever, which was definitely because it was bereft of anything that could be comfortable, but it did contain safety harnesses and cushions that were once pillows.
"If you want to get uncomfortable, go right ahead, Tomo! This is economy class if you couldn't tell and this time, there are cushions for people who like having a straight back!"
"Oh fuck, I don't want to be uncomfortable!" Tomo said.
Some random cow had an intern uniform on by the way.
"How the hell are we gonna sleep there?" Riley asked.
"Harness-pillow combo never goes wrong."
That cow was mooing, attempting to be chill in some very terrible accomodation.
"Wow, even the famous Moo Moo herself agrees that this accomodation is terrible!" Ninji said. "Are you ashamed?"
"This nigga knows no shame." Riley commented.
"Shut it, please, I'm not done with the tour!"
First class looked like a lounge and a lowkey monument to all things Total Drama, recent reboot airings, Pahkitew and All-Stars included done somewhat on the cheap.
That being said, there's extremely comfortable seats that you might be able to turn into beds someday and the decor was both quite comforting with the red and yellow and slightly gaudy with all of random gold-painted stuff that littered the first-class cabin.
There was some probably fake plants, a bar that might be able to be used by somebody one day and even decent window coverings.
"First class is only for the first place team, this place you can actually go to sleep in and not feel like an old person! By the way, only the first place team has immunity, but second and third are still fighting for comfort!"
"Slept in worse, but I'm not going to let any of you sleep in that economy class." Allen stated.
"Great, don't interrupt Chris. He gets real cranky for some reason!" Lightning whispered into the alien's ear.
There was a curtain that had the words "HOSTS ONLY, GET OUT OF HERE STAFF!" and right behind it probably was something too swanky to keep behind closed doors.
"There's also my super-duper awesome compartment that you don't need to hop into! Try and get in there and you're eliminated instantly-"
Just as expected, the hosts' compartment had a hot tub, two beds and all of the luxuries that one and a half men could need and also an incredibly annoying stow-away.
"-like this random Indian chick who wasn't invited and NEVER WILL!"
It was literally Velma but with dark brown Indian skin and dark red hair.
"Of course, you'd kick out the only Indian on this cast. White men always got to step over Indian's celebrations." Indian Velma called out, enjoying her rice cakes. "Elizabeth the waitress, you can kick this fool out."
The waitress was just a light-skinned woman with short platinum blonde hair and she wore a sleeveless dress with five black circles, a stewardess' hat, gloves and knee-high boots.
"Sorry, but I just so happen to serve Chris." Elizabeth explained herself.
"Velma with dark skin?" Fred was baffled.
"Yes, I am so glad that you finally got my name." Velma mockingly spoke. "Maybe it's time for more Indians to step into the game."
Elizabeth didn't want to correct her nor gain the ire of Chris, so she kept silent with her trying not to laugh.
"Alright, now we're going to the last and final special thing about this plane! Indian Velma, you're coming with me to see this AMAZING new part of the plane!"
"I don't see what's so amazing about a bunch of bleachers and a second plane door, but that's for over-the-hill comedians to joke about." Indian Velma yapped about...some shit.
The elimination area was practically a expanded version of the elimination area from World Tour.
"This is the elimination area, which might to all of you be a bigger version of the one from World Tour, but to me is a bigger homage of World Tour's elimination area! The rules are simple, no bag of peanuts means you're getting booted out of this door!"
Indian Velma was being held by Elizabeth for reasons that are about to be known.
"Okay, I'm not going there, you're not about to boot my Indian ass of this show!" Velma stated.
"No, you were not invited to this comedic show." Elizabeth nodded. "I am truly sorry."
"Take this lady for example..."
Velma was thrown out, face down onto the tarmac.
"...if you wanna end up like her, go right ahead! Me and Liz right here will try and stop you, but it's your move!"
Iori, surprisingly, was mad at that suggestion.
"And not take revenge on my worst enemy? I'm not like that Velma fool!"
"Hey, maybe you get to know her and she's not that bad." Fred tried to defend the dark-skinned intruder. "Maybe."
"She did what the kids say is ''a racism and sexism thing'', which is interrupting our host." Elizabeth expounded upon the reasoning.
"Oh yeah, forgot about that junk-ALRIGHT, there's two more places that you can go to! Thank you for kicking out Velma, Elizabeth!"
All of the cast walked past the quite odd lady with a weird aura that no-one cared to point out.
"Dang, that was indeed racist and sexist." Cleo stated. "I hope that Frida doesn't get mad that I dissed an Indian."
"I don't know what that was, but you're fine." Julie Powers clarified.
*Julie Powers' confessional*
She sighed.
"Matthew Patel was one hell of a guy! At least he stopped being an lame evil ex and now he's just an ordinary lame guy with pretty damn cool powers." He stated. "Did you know he's-"
No-one cared.
*Confessional cut*
Chef was chilling in the pilot's seat, ready to fly this dang thing and well, he was not expecting the entire cast to try and get into the special walled area behind the cockpit.
"You have the Almost Cockpit Confessional! It's named that because there's a wall between it and where the magic plane-flying stuff happens...and a wall between the second confessional and everywhere else!"
Sokka and a lot of the contestants who were not used to plane technology were staring at the controls.
"You damn kids better get off the wall. I ain't having you guys getting killed on my list." Chef coldly warned.
"I just wanted to see how the flying thing works!" Sokka whined.
"It was like magic!" Inosuke also whined.
"Zip it, travellers, I've got a special place that I want to show you!" Chris interrupted the travellers that were in awe of a modern plane.
Have you ever seen a cargo hold with a bunch of cargo and random stuff inside?
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
"That's just a cargo hold." Manon spoke up.
"Do you want to go the way of Velma?"
Manon kept it quiet.
"This is the cargo hold, which is kinda special because it's been messed around with that you can't stay here until you turn into a mutant for no reason! As in there's cameras in case you guys want to get into...some shenanigans!"
Coachman and Heihachi stared at each other.
"A little trouble."
The Bride glared at the very suave Lowain along with Dante and Bayonetta staring at each other.
"Or find any stowaway or mutants or both of the above for me to neutralize! The choice is yours."
Manon just sighed at DuBois staring at her.
"Looks like you're not ze only French-speaking strong woman here." DuBois commented.
"Then prepared to let zat strong show." Manon sighed. "It would be a waste to spend it on words."
"Oh yeah, you guys are not going to sing every challenge! Higher ups wouldn't allow it for some reason." Chris was slightly disappointed.
The massive cast all sighed in relief.
"Charlotte would have hated that." Tiana said.
"Damn, I miss songs." Cleo whispered.
"The challenges should make up for it, anyways, so have fun enjoying your short stay on the plane."
*Sokka's staring at the cockpit.*
The Water Tribe guy was looking right into the cockpit where Chef is.
"I have no idea how half of this stuff works, but I love it."
*Confessional cut*
Indian Velma was up, but definitely very much bruised and desperately knocking on the locked door and she was whining non-stop.
"Hey, where are you going? You can't leave a minority behind, especially not with Chef Hatchet around here!"
And then she got flung back to her dimension by a quite inquisitive Elizabeth, who looked outside at the mostly condemned storage facility-turned-hotel and the lethal attendant looked quite happy at her attempt.
Elizabeth and Moo Moo were watching out the window.
"I wonder how she managed to get over here, it's not like humans to cross the boundaries of worlds just like that."
"MOO!" Moo Moo got Elizabeth's gist.
"But humans are quite bizarre creatures and I cannot wait to find out what this world holds."
"Mooooooo."
The 60 actual players were enjoying their decently long flight, as they realised that they had no idea where they were going aside from it getting a little bit hotter.
More notably, the first class was actually locked.
"Dang it, man, we're locked out!" Mista shouted, banging on the first class doors. "Looks like there's nothing to do but wait for your next destination."
"Yeah, but on the other hand, we're travelling the world for free! Could you imagine that kind of deal!" Rock called out.
"...I'm imagning that and I just have a feeling that people are going after me."
"What just because of your little awesome things?"
Mista glared at Rock.
"Yes! It's a gun, dumbass, guns kill!"
"Oh shit, man, sorry."
They both sat down in the normal seats, somehow also plopped right next to a person that they did not want to see at all.
"Hold up, this is no-one's seat? Why are you looking at moi like that?" Piggy complained.
"I just dunno, having a talking pig is still pretty weird!" Rock admitted.
"You think I'M weird?"
"Yeah, why are you actin' like it's not?" Mista was feeding his Stands' some good food.
"You're feeding your gun kids meat like it's normal."
Mista and Rock could only glance at Miss Piggy for trying to kick-start a feisty interaction, as the pig diva was just baffled at the bizarre situation happening in front of her.
"Guys and ladies, we all should stop fighting."
Oikawa was hanging on a seat.
"We all could be on the same team potentially, it'd be problematic if we all struggled to get along."
"Actually, you're right, handsome." Piggy could only swoon over the volleyball athlete.
"Yeah, you're right, man. You seem like a cool dude." Rock said. "Guido, man."
"Yeah, yeah, I'll shut my mouth." Mista scoffed at the sports pro.
"Good, we could all stand to be a little more friendly."
*Oikawa's confessional*
The pretty boy ruffled his hair.
"I might have gotten eliminated by luck last time, but that was a good teaching experience...and watching Karasuno actually make it decently far into Nationals counts as a learning experience probably. I wasn't twiddling on my thumbs with my girlfriend, I've got a great game plan that I can't really start just yet!"
*Confessional cut*
Dante and Pinstripe were acting like real friends, which wasn't too hard for people that did betray the old boogieman in that alliance last season.
"Damn, you got stuck in hell?" Pinstripe asked.
"Not reallly stuck, moreso put myself there to stop anyone from beating any humans." Dante said.
"Can't ya just do that up on that green Earth?"
"Every time a demon shows up on Earth, nothing good happens. I'm trying to get to the bottom of whatever madness keeps them showing up from hell and ruining my day."
Pinstripe thought about it for a second.
"Maybe it's just some kinda demon asshole thing."
"Already knew that, still have no idea what their deal is."
These two were enjoying their admittedly solid food cooked by two young dudes in the middle of the galley, which might have grinded Chef's gears...and then Yumeko joined in.
"Oh, hello, you two, it has been a decent while all of the alliance shenanigans has happened!" Yumeko was positively beaming. "I'm so glad that we're back in the game together!"
"Last time we were together, I'm pretty sure Iori got stuck in our alliance thanks to your bet and you kinda stripped a lot of dudes of their clothes because of the poker thing." Dante answered. "As a minor."
"Hey, it was Muscle Man's fault!"
"...Last season was a weird one, but I don't really want to talk to you, Yumeko."
The demon hunter and mobster marsupial waved away the compulsive gambler and her newfound friend, as the two of them sat on another table.
"Oh my gosh, Yumeko, why do these guys not like you?" Ty Lee asked.
"Because I might have dragged somebody unwillingly into my massive alliance." Yumeko explained. "You know that Iori guy over there."
"Oh yeah, he's a mean guy,"
Right now, Iori and The Bride were stuck together displeased, having not many other places to sit.
"He's the one that got dragged into my alliance with a bet." Yumeko said. "My bet nonetheless."
"Wow. That's kinda mean." Ty Lee stated. "He must have deserved it!"
Yumeko had a very coy smile.
"To be fair, he was not pleasant to be around at all, but he didn't deserve it. At least he survived the alliance!" The gambler answered. "Unlike Mr. Coachman, who absolutely deserved it!"
Ty Lee understood the situation.
"Who's this Mr. Coachman guy?"
"The other person that I betrayed aside from Azula. He was terrible for any team that he's on." Yumeko answered, a little saddened. "He always cheated in a gamble and in a lot of other places as well, sometimes in questionable manners."
"He sounds like he deserves it!"
"He absolutely does."
*Ty Lee's confessional*
"Yumeko might be kinda crazy, but she's definitely got a heart of gold besides all of the crazy gambling she does." Her grin couldn't be wider. "Maybe I'll get to go on crazy adventures!"
*Confessional cut*
Where was the third "main villain" of the third season?
Surprisingly, he was just smoking his pain away.
"Mister Coachman, you disappoint me!" Darkness declared. "Have you no shame?"
She got no answer aside from the old villain smoking his tobacco pipe.
"Have you got no honour for how you played the game-"
"You know, it's quite astounding for a lass that would lie on anyone's feet for some pain." Coachman interrupted the steadfast knight. "Lady Darkness, I do not have much of a care."
"You're a foul beast!"
Unsurprisingly, the altercation between the masochist knight and devilish donkey trader gained an absurd amount of attention from a lot of the cast.
"What's her problem?" Julie Crawford asked.
"Put it this way, that Coachman guy's a real villain." Julie Powers remarked. "An [ ] with a massive track record."
"Okay, what are you doing?"
"Never mind, what the [ ] I'm doing!"
The two Julie were witness a steadfast knight slowly lose her composure just as the (third) oldest Disney Villain kept his cool and a very much sadistic smile.
"So, you want me to whip you, and then you'll forgive me?" Coachman mockingly stated.
"No, even if I want that, I will not back down!" Darkness deseperately tried to keep it together.
"That's quite a stupid request. And here I thought you were steadfast."
"Well, I'd actually want you to whip me. But I won't like it."
Coachman just shook his head and pointed at her for the uncaring audience, as to say "this bitch", Dante and Pinstripe somehow included in the small crowd of morbidly curious onlookers.
Darkness' blush couldn't be more apparent as opposed to Coachman's genuine discomfort.
"Please?"
"No, why I would whip my own potential ally?"
"PLEASE!"
"Back off, you mad knight!"
Papyrus and Giovanni couldn't even fathom what the fuck was going down here.
*Papyrus' confessional*
"WHY WOULD SHE EMBARRASS HERSELF ON LIVE HUMAN TELEVISION FOR MANY WORLDS TO SEE! AS A KNIGHT, SHE SHOULD HAVE THE POISE TO CONTROL HERSELF IN FRONT OF A MAN THAT HAS NO HEART!"
He had a good think about it.
"CAN A MAN SURVIVE WITHOUT A HEART! I BREATHE WITHOUT A HEART!"
*GLaDOS' confessional*
"I heard everything quite accurately from downstairs and it seems that Darkness is quite useful only in challenges. I'm keeping my eye on every potential ally for I have the data to make them stepping stones for my victory for myself." He stated.
*Confessional cut*
Darkness backed off after getting embarrassed by everyone, mostly because she wanted to keep to herself and it did work in getting a crowd onto the oldest villain in the game.
Also Dante deliberately ignored him.
"Wow, you still suck." Pit said. "And that doesn't surprise me."
"Yeah, you're a real piece of work, you know that!" Giovanni shouted.
"YOU DARE TO INSULT A KNIGHT THAT IS HOLY! YOU MADE HER CRY!" Papyrus screamed, prompting everyone to cover their ears.
"What the-she was not crying, she actually wanted me to whip her for some reason." Coachman kept it reasonable. "Honestly, the audacity of that lady confuses me."
"Yeah, but your audacity's even worse! We're leaving, squad!"
Pit, Giovanni and Papyrus decided to walk away from the situation, along all but one of the onlookers to the second class fight and that one onlooker wasn't much of a surprise.
"Dude, can't believe you put down that guy. That's the oldest Total Drama X villain for ya."
Sonic was just enjoying the drama, Coachman gawking at the hedgehog.
"Hey, don't look at me like that, I just love watching reality shows."
"Well, in that case-"
All of a sudden the PA started up on the plane.
"Listen up, travellers, we've almost arrived at our first destination! We might need to pick up a few people because their bus is late for no reason!"
Sonic just groaned, not really down with this reality show villain, as Coachman got himself up from the kinda comfortable seat to go join the 60-strong cast into the arrival area.
*Coachman's confessional*
"I intially was going to go join Velma, as the host so kindly put it, but then I realised why I'm here in this unrestrained bin fire. To cause a little kerfuffle and reach the merge of this blasted show and to do that, I'm going to have to keep myself clean as some team's leader.."
He looked disgusted at himself.
"But at the same time, Yumeko, Dante and that Pinstripe fellow should be aware of myself. I did promise to clean out any saboteurs from my team back in those days!"
He laughed.
*Zee's confessional*
"Dude, I can sense that the old guy with the top hat's vibe is messed up! Hopefully, he gets voted out for messing up the vibe."
*Confessional cut*
"Look, we're going to be delayed sorry for that."
"Honestly, that's a good thing. I wonder who those guys are." Tifa remarked.
"Like, I bet they're awesome!" Clover remarked.
To be continued of Episode 1.5, which will be coming out very soon with three new additions that you might have already seen and yes, there will be three different teams in the game for that exact reason.
To be truly continued in the second episode, in the middle of quite of a very tropical Carribean island that's arguably a small island and yet everyone wants to go there in lieu of its much smaller cousin island that's still in the same country.
Eh, engagement bait never gets old, but that's just the Twitter brain stuck inside me and yes, I added Fred Jones just for the surprise factor! Sue me, a re-review of Total Drama Everything inspired the admittedly questionable pick!
Aside from being characters in this more serious fic compared to Crossed Trees, which is basically wackier, funnier and more Everything-esque if you're into that business.
Chapter 6: Episode 1.5: Three More Losers
Summary:
Oh no, Chris left off three different people.
Let's see who those three freaks are.
Chapter Text
Total Drama: Ultimate World
Episode 1 (and a half)
Three More Losers!
I know there's supposed to be 60 people and that'd be the final update, but now there are 63 players owing to the fact that I left out three people that should be here, since they all have key roles that are finally filled despite the massive size.
Heavy's a big muscular guy with a big personality and a bigger gun that he can't use.
Fenneko's a low key Twitter addict and is probably the most stable Twitter user ever, knows a lot about the social fabric of the world and is monotone as hell. Besides the fact she's actually a 25 year old office worker.
He Dachun is a bodyguard. A bodyguard with the power of being an invincible virgin, which is definitely one of the powers of all time.
Chris was waiting outside of three more people, as he looked kinda pissed at them not being able to make it on time thanks to a late bus.
"You already introduced the rest of the fellas to the plane already, what happened to these guys?" Chef asked.
"Bus driver was drunk apparently, so I got a replacement who should be not drunk." Chris told his co-host.
"Welcome back, Heavy Weapons Guy AKA Mikhail!"
A big burly bald Russian man with five o'clock shadow and he wore a blue shirt, a black bulletproof vest, an ammo sash with bullets, grey military pants and black boots felt in complete without his massive minigun.
"Just call me Heavy, it works better." Mikhail remarked. "Puny host man, where is everybody?"
"I mean, I'm here."
A human-height anthro fawn-furred fennec fox with a smug grin and wearing a baby blue turtleneck sweater, gray skirt, tights and brown boots.
"Fenneko AKA Haida's replacement! How's the Total Drama experience?"
She looked at the plane.
"You sure Topher's wasn't better-"
"Nope! Of course, he wasn't, his show got raided and cancelled!"
Fenneko glanced at Chris like she might have known something.
"Yeah, uh, don't mention it like that. Makes it sounds like you got-"
"Oh wow, look at the same, the bodyguard's here!"
He Dachun was the name and He had a buzz cut with a pentagon-shaped head, a black jacket with a bodyguard logo, a white t-shirt, black shorts and white sneakers.
"He Dachun, how is Topher screwing up his chances!"
Dachun was just confused.
"So, what happened in this situation?" Dachun asked.
"Nothing, just discussing some facts." Fenneko remarked.
"Good, because it is great meeting all of you."
He gave a warning look to the rest of the competitors.
"I hope that none of you are killers."
"I am heavy weapons guy, what do you think weapons do?" Heavy shook his head.
"Oh, boy." Fenneko said like she could predict the future.
"But I am not here to kill. I am here to compete just like last time."
"Doesn't matter, I do not like killers."
Dachun then put himself into a very strong stance, arms strongly to the side and crouched with his legs down.
"THE INVINCIBLE VIRGIN!"
Heavy was struggling to not laugh, Chris and Chef were trying to keep it together as that infamous catchphrase sounded itself throughout the air plane.
"Protection is no joke." Dachun remarked.
"You never had sex with women?!" Heavy couldn't stop laughing.
"Yes because that is my power."
Everybody stopped laughing once they realised that it was a pretty cool power.
"Alright, you three should get introduced to the rest of the cast and also, the plane, sorry for you guys being late to this experience.
"It's no problem, I don't mind having a pretty okay entrance." Fenneko said.
"I'd like for other people to see my bodyguard skills." Dachun stated. "I'd think that it would be a better way to show it."
"You're competing for six million dollars!"
Fenneko and Dachun perked up, but Heavy now had a lot of glee.
Fenneko, Dachun and Heavy stepped onto the plane and looked at the colorful cast of weirdos and Chris made sure that they were known.
"Travellers, meet your final three contenders for six million dollars!"
The cast practically dragged themselves to the back of the plane again.
"Whoa, what is it! I was having my beauty mask on." Cleo said.
"You brought that with you?" Fred questioned.
The pentagon-head man stepped out in his uniform.
"He Dachun, a bodyguard and honestly very boring."
"He looks like a upstanding citizen." Hank noted. "And a police officer."
"If you are looking for someone to protect you from killers, assassins and other miscreants, then I am here for free." Dachun introduced himself.
"Damn, what a square." Julie P. remarked, as she wanted to mock.
"Maybe that's a good thing." Julie Crawford said.
Fenneko then stepped up, budging right into frame.
"Fenneko, extremely observant and might actually have my social security number."
"I'm Japanese, I don't need your social security number." Fenneko stated. "And your stupid makeup routine."
"Roasted, dude!" Zee shouted. "You got roasted, Chris."
Fenneko stared at Zee.
"You like my soda?"
"Yeah, can you please gimme that?"
"No."
Fenneko was disappointed that Zee was drinking that distinctly American soda.
"Okay, here's Heavy AKA Mikhail, who surprisingly almost didn't make it."
"Where is Sasha?" Heavy asked. "She should be right here."
"...What?" Fenneko asked.
"Sasha is my gun, fox."
"Cool, stupid name for a gun, but whatever."
Heavy got greeted by his crew of mostly nice people.
"Heavy, big man...guy!" Sokka shouted.
"How are you feeling, big man?" Lowain asked.
"I feel like crushing this competition." Heavy said. "But the competition's real tough."
Pit and Miko could only hug the guy honestly, even if he really didn't want it.
"Anyways, we're finally ready to fly up into the sky now that these three have finally arrived! I'm gonna get them introduced to the plane at large before getting my well-deserved rest."
"What do you mean well-deserved rest, you forgot three different people!" Spamton shouted. "[Lazy Host]."
"Topher would actually do this kind of stuff, though." Fenneko said. "You remember."
"Not really, but Chris seems...nice." Yor tried to have a compliment.
"Have you seen this guy, he looks like a [Greasy Fool] trying to greet the [Number 1 Salesman of 1997]."
"Buddy, it's 2024, no-one cares that you're the email guy." Fenneko said. "Sorry."
Spamton didn't want to cry, as Dachun looked unimpressed.
"You can't just spill info like that." Dachun informed. "There may be criminals around."
"May be criminals around?" Pit said. "There's definitely criminals around here."
"Of course you're inhabiting them just like Topher."
Dachun spun around to accuse Chris of something, but he got a quick pat on the shoulder from an unexpected source.
"Stop being a giant stick in the mud, bad guys absolutely bring some spice to this season!" Giovanni said. "Because I'm a bad guy."
"IT WILL MAKE YOUR VICTORY AS A GOOD GUY MUCH SWEETER, NYEHEHEH!" Papyrus remarked. "IMAGINE ALL OF THE MONEYS."
Dachun looked confused.
"I don't want money. I'm only here because somebody asked me to take a vacation, but protecting people needs no vacation-"
"Dude, let's just go!"
The three new players got their own montage of getting the whole plane explaination, including the same double confessional thing and something else.
*Fenneko's confessional*
"Sorry, Haida, but I gotta make sure you're not the only one at work on TV. Wow, what a show with this crappy plane and kinda insane cast of weirdos, but I'm pretty sure that these weirdos aren't really that bad of people."
She was briefly silent.
"Still coming here for the victory, though, hehehehehe."
*Dachun's confessional*
He shook his head.
"What did you mean by 'this show will help you', Seven? Seems to have too many miscreants for my liking, but I will protect those who need defending on this show...and it does help to promote my bodyguard services." He slowly understood what he meant. "Maybe there's worlds out there that need protection from killers."
*Heavy's confessional*
"I got 12th place and that's fine. I'm looking for six million dollars because Sasha costs too much and everybody bet that I couldn't really do it, so I got here late. Doesn't mean that I'm not prepared for this new beautiful game." He smiled. "I mind losing bet."
*Confessional cut*
And that was just about it.
"Also, here's the medic because I like Total Drama too much to be given to some chump. By the way, that's also his name, call him-"
"Ludwig!"
"Mikhail!"
Heavy and Medic hugged like they were lost friends.
"I heard that you did fine."
"Well, more than fine. Ze rat took care of me, though."
"Please call him Medic, Mikhail ."
Medic (or it might have been Ludwig_ was a guy that wear a long-sleeved, long rubber lab coat, blue gloves, dark blue pants and black boots and a special contraption that looked like a mix between a vaccum cleaner, a laser gun and a machine gun.
"Damn, you two know each other?" Lowain asked.
"Of course they know each other, idiot." Oikawa remarked.
Heavy winced at hearing of his partner's misfortune in Winter Warriors.
"Still, I am ze only doctor on zis plane…even if I can't do any more science." Medic lamented his role. "But I am very qualified."
"Great, I will do this for you-"
Dachun then looked at the two of them.
"No collusion's allowed while I'm here." Dachun informed. "Not to mention, medical malpractice is not allowed when I'm here."
Heavy sighed, as Chris rolled his eyes at Dachun being a stick in the mud.
"Don't worry, I'll always be here all season." Medic reassured his fellow mercenary.
"Yes." Heavy perked up.
"Right, no cheating business. This is a fair competition-" Dachun warned again.
"I thought you want to go, pentagon man!"
"Guys, zip it, I've got one more surprise to show all of you!"
Dachun sighed, as he got pulled by Heavy towards the entrance to the plane.
The whole cast was lined up right next to the plane door, enough parachutes for 65 people and it was starting to get a little bit claustrophobic in the entry area.
"Damn, this is kinda cramped." Cleo remarked.
"Yeah, greatest understatement of 2024." Sonic was right in her pits.
"God, this is gonna look terrible on social media." Fenneko remarked. "On the other world, Tsunoda would kill it in here."
"Travellers is my new name for you people! We're right above the destination of your choice and in here, is enough parachutes for everyone!"
Chris then opened the door, the hot air of the Carribean rushing right in.
"So, ready to jump down towards a tropical paradise? Hahahaha, are you scared? You signed the deal, travellers!"
"Are you trying to kill us?!" Dachun shouted.
"I think he's just scaring us." Chi-Chi stated.
The door kept on being open.
"Topher wouldn't have-" Dachun remarked.
Chris closed to the door to the stunned crowd of contestants.
"Yeah, I'm not him! This is Ultimate World, guys-"
The plane door closed on its own.
"-get used to it!"
The contestants were understandably not excited about the prospect of dying, dampening the atmosphere severely.
"It's Total Drama X: Ultimate World!"
To actually be continued in Episode 2, where once again these guys are going to Trinidad, the country and while the writing for it isn't really done, I just wanted to provide a little bit more effort for the three newcomers.
Chapter 7: Treaty of Trinidad Teams
Summary:
Welcome to Trinidad, the island of sun, sights and most importantly, limbo.
I'm not even joking about that one, our 63 contestants get formed into amazing teams and do two challenges to get themselves used to the Carribean country.
Only one person's going home today, but that only means the competition will already be hard with these vets and newbies running around!
Chapter Text
Total Drama: Ultimate World
Episode 2
Treaty of
Trinidad Teams
Goodguygary: *Pulls out industrial-grade anti-shitting wash* I'm ready to get it, lmao.
Also, some of you may not be pleased with the new random additions that have appeared all of a sudden, so please read Episode 1.5 to get a better look into these three new fellas who have come from Hotel Rockies
Along with Spamton, Yor, Isabella and Fred Jones and also Falco, Clover and Zee who has been in a season before the forever doomed Hotel Rockies!
Well, everyone didn't have that much time to get used to each other, as while 5 and a half hours is a long time for a flight, the situation meant that 63 people had to struggle to interact with each other.
It did not help when they figured out where they exactly ended up in the sky, as the farm fields that were far below all of the contestants and the extremely warm air didn't really clue them into what the location was, but only the people who could see how the island was shaped could figure it out.
"Welcome to Trinidad Island of the country of Trinidad and Tobago!" Chris yelled over the wind. "One of a whole bunch of Caribbean countries that we might be going to and this one is quite unique!"
"They invented the reggae pans, calypso and limbo, that automatically makes them a pretty great country in my book and I'll explain the rest of it once I land this plane!"
Chris closed the door.
"Why the [ ] did you open the door?" Julie Powers shouted.
"Because I wanted to scare you and also it'd get real disorganised real fast, see you at the landing spot! Where you'll be organised to your awesome teams!"
"What do you mean organised? You just threw us in last minute!" Heavy shouted.
"To be fair, TDX has never that organised." Fenneko said. "There's always random dudes that have been added after the fact."
"TRUE!" Julie Powers co-signed it.
"Shut up."
The host with the most left the situation to go change into an outfit that was appropriate for the country and everyone could have cared.
"Oh my god, he did it again!" Pit shouted, probably breaking the fourth wall again.
"He puts all of us in danger regularly, it's not much of a surprise." Sandy told him.
"There's 63 people, Sandy."
"Yeah, why does he do that?"
"Because he likes putting people into danger, similar to the other host." Dachun said the obvious.
Pit shrugged, Sandy sighed, Heavy looked quite bothered and The Bride cracked her knuckles.
Well, the plane had to land eventually.
Trinidad was surprisingly unspecial for a place in the Carribean, as despite the deep blue sea, the beautiful grass that the everything was laid on, the city Chaguanas that was still quite a distance from them and the unpolluted warm air that made a lot of the contestants appreciate the country, there wasn't much of a beach in their general direction.
Everybody was off the plane and people definitely noticed that Chris had a new outfit on and this time, it was definitely a genuine surprise thanks to him being decked in a very African outfit.
"Hold up, what's with the outfit?" Fred asked.
"Uh, this is traditional clothing from Trinidad." Chris said.
"Nice threads." Fenneko commented.
The host with the most had a loose teal shirt, loose teal pants, a colorful necklace that had muted colours, a green and blue hat that was like a combo of a bellboy's and an Arabian hat and nice sandals.
"Now that we're here, there's something that I forgot to mention and also something that's extremely important to anything Total Drama related!"
"Oh, come on, that's easy!" Sonic called out.
"Shut up, Chris is about to reveal something stupid!" Piggy shushed the hedgehog.
"Teams? We have 'em and you don't get to choose 'em!"
Mista and Rock looked at each other, figuring out that it wasn't going to be friendly for long and the field of players weren't too mad at their potential choices.
"Please tell me that you're not going to be on the same team as me, old man!" Dante shouted at no-one in particular.
He got a lot of looks.
"I'll be glad to not share the same space as you." Coachman answered just as loudly.
"Before I was interrupted, the people on the orange mat will be..."
Kobeni crossed her fingers.
"Tifa and Rock!"
"Clover and Falco!"
"Yumeko and Ty Lee!"
"Dante and Pinstripe!"
"Finally!" Pinstripe reached out for a high-five.
"Ninji and The Bride!"
"Yor and Legoshi!"
"This team's looking nice." Legoshi commented.
"Darkness & Fred!"
"Greg and Tomo!"
"Julie Crawford, Dachun and Heihachi!"
"Miss Piggy and finally, Coachman the guy."
Last season's worst enemies were forced to be stuck together again, grimacing at their each other's potential teamwork and the rest of the newly formed currently unnamed orange team could easily notice it.
"You guys are the orange team!"
*Legoshi's confessional*
He looked exasperated.
"Last time this happened, it was not a pretty picture for Dante, Coachman or Yumeko and I doubt anything is going to change as long as the evil man's on the same team as the two who betrayed him! Well, uh, you can make some new friends, Legoshi!"
*Confessional cut*
"If your name's called, please hop onto the purple mat!"
"Sokka and Lowain."
"Cereza and Cleo!"
"Pretty bitches gotta-" Cleopatra got interrupted.
"Mai and Iori!"
"Sonic and Yuri!"
"Chantel and Oikawa!"
"Manon and Riley!"
"Mr. Smee and Kobeni!"
"Mista and Tea!"
"GLaDOS and Hank!"
Hank wasn't happy to be with a supercomputing contraption machine.
"Lightning, Heavy AKA Mikhail and finally, Chi-Chi! You guys are part of the purple team!"
Kobeni was at least slightly relieved to not have a wacky team.
*Smee's confessional*
"Well, that's definitely not a bad bunch of people to set sail with! I miss the cap'n, but nobody really likes me back on the Jolly Roger." He sighed.
*Confessional cut*
"Finally, everyone else is going onto the green mat!"
"Kipo and Tiana!"
"Papyrus and Pit!"
"Giovanni and Sandy!"
"Miko and Allen!"
"Julie Powers and Hunter!"
"Inosuke and Robyn!"
"Catalina and Zee!"
"Sheva and Blocky!"
"How are you a block?" Sheva asked.
"Spamton, Fenneko and Isabella!"
"Chumbucket and finally, Squirrel Girl!"
"The green." Chumbucket stared in wonder.
"Eheheh, you lived in a post-apocalyptic desert, that's gotta be awesome, right!" Squirrel Girl called out.
Chumbucket got some Vietnam flashbacks.
*Sheva's confessional*
"Not a bad team, but this one is definitively a odd one. And considering what the other teams are, that might be a good thing in my book." She had a genuine smile.
...
"I doubt that betrayal won't happen to us, though." She said seriously.
*Confessional cut*
"You people are the green team!"
"Something is wrong with this." Bride observed. "No fancy moves, no stupid action?"
"No questionable names at all?" Rock said. "There's always weird names-"
Chris put his hand to silence the teams.
"You guys get to choose your names, unrestricted! Aside from swears, slurs and copyrighted things, you should be good!"
...
Blocky, Spamton and Zee were in deep thought, despite the fact that there was potential names already.
"Hold on, you can't be serious about this one!" Giovanni shouted. "There's a lot of bad guys in this time."
"But look at all of the nature people we brought!"
Pit pointed to his green team copatriots.
"A girl that turned into a frog, a half-jaguar, a squirrel girl, a werewolf, a green gun lady and an orange alien with a green shirt! It's like we walk among green stuff!"
"That makes sense, it's the colour of green acid!"
Everyone stared at Giovanni.
"I was gonna call it tree walkers, but yours is cool, too-"
"Tree Walkers?!" Pit said. "Like trees, we are sturdy, don't fall down and eat apples!"
"The green guys have become Tree Walkers, weird name though!"
"I actually don't mind it." Fenneko said. "Not the worst."
Sokka and Lowain were not chuffed with the prospect of being the purple team, since all of their ideas were thrown out of the window.
"Got any good ideas, guys?" Sokka asked.
"Uh yeah, we can call it Lightning!" Lightning suggested.
"How about Sonic Lightning 'cause I'm fast as lightning!" Sonic dared.
"I'm faster than you."
"Don't try it, man."
"Atlanta Breezies..."
Riley thought about it, as Sonic and Lightning fought about the name.
"...nah, it sounds kinda gay."
"I think it's cool." Yuri added.
"Shut up."
Riley and Yuri were back to square one.
"I know that something with Dragon in the name could be cool, but-" Chi-Chi said.
Sokka and Lowain clicked their fingers.
"Dragon Wave!"
"Finally a good name, the purple peeps are Team Dragon Wave!"
The whole team actually clapped, as opposed to the orange team that was fighting each other in order to select their team name and it wasn't working.
Besides Zee, Fred, The Bride, Heavy and Yumeko.
"Cry Guys!" Dante got bonked.
"Rising Dolphins-" Tifa got gut kicked.
"Dead Donkey-" Coachman got struck with Rock's guitar.
"Killer Amps!" Rock got kicked by Miss Piggy.
"Shining Stars-" Piggy got slapped by Clover.
"Fashion, uh-"
Clover got the smackdown by Ninji.
The more reasonable people that stayed out of the brawl were disappointed at the veterans already feuding.
"No matter what, our team name will be terrible." Bride said. "Have you got anything better?"
"I was gonna say Bodyguard Power, but it doesn't work that well." Dachun concluded.
"Trap Power Party?" Fred got an accidental smack.
"Oooh, sorry." Tifa apologised.
Well, Chris came to the last person who wanted to pick the team name.
"You got anything, Greg?"
"I nearly got killed! Just wanted to have a pizza party."
"Of course it wouldn't be named something like pizza party power."
Falco could only gawk at the new unholy creation.
"Pizza Party Power, such an amazing name for an amazing team!" Chris' grin got extremely smug. "You guys like it?"
The whole team could only stare at the cocky bird for the bizarre suggestion, before coming to realising that it was sealed.
"Great name!" Dante and Greg called out.
"What are you talking about, it sucks-" Clover shouted, before getting shoved by Chris.
"It's Pizza Party Power VS The Dragon Wave VS Tree Walkers! All three of you definitely have names of some kind, but first, we've gotta reach our challenge!"
"How?!" Falco growled.
"Because it might actually be right here."
Pizza Party Power
Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Fred Jones (Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated)
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot)
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy)
Clover (Totally Spies)
Coachman (Pinocchio)
Falco Lombardi (Star Fox)
Julie Crawford (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui)
Darkness (KonoSuba)
Legoshi (Beastars)
Yor Forger (SPY X FAMILY)
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Ninji (Super Mario)
The Bride (Creature Commandos)
Heihachi Mishima (Tekken)
Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh)
Rock (Ridonculous Race)
He Dachun (Scissor Seven)
The Dragon Wave
Hank Hill (King of The Hill)
Cleo Smith (Clone High)
Lowain (Granblue Fantasy)
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Chantel DuBois (Madagascar)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Yuri Sakazaki (Art of Fighting)
Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Cereza AKA Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
Iori Yagami (King of Fighters)
Sonic (Sonic Boom)
Tohru Oikawa (Haikyuu)
Mr. Smee (Peter Pan)
Lightning (Total Drama)
Guido Mista (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Tea (Animatic Battle)
Kobeni (Chainsaw Man)
Manon Legrand (Street Fighter)
Chi Chi (Dragon Ball)
GLaDOS (Portal)
Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
Tree Walkers
Tiana (Princess & The Frog)
Kipo (Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts)
Pit (Kid Icarus)
Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green (Marvel)
Giovanni Potage (Ephihet Erased)
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob Squarepants)
Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs)
Papyrus (Undertale)
Robyn Goodfellowe (Wolfwalkers)
Catalina Alves (Grand Theft Auto)
Julie Powers (Scott Pilgrim)
Isabella Gracia-Shapiro (Phineas & Ferb)
Allen The Alien (Invincible)
Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil)
Inosuke Hashibira (Demon Slayer)
Blocky (Battle For Dream Island)
Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)
Hunter (The Owl House)
Chumbucket (Mad Max)
Zee (Total Drama Reboot)
Fenneko (Aggretsuko)
All three teams were indeed a little bit surprised to know that there was so many dudes in the competition, even if the vets knew better of Chris' gluttony and then came another question.
"So, what are we doing in Trinidad? I doubt that you'd come here just for an vacation, Lightning don't want to have it easy!" Lightning boasted.
"Speak for yourself, I do want to have it easy!" Sonic called out. "You never got the opportunity to enjoy a tropical island."
"I do! Protein, exercise and enjoying some ladies is a vacation for me."
"Yeah, speaking of ladies..." Sonic suddenly baulked. "...I'll get back on you on that one."
"Speaking of questions that will get answers, the Drama Bus should have arrived here twenty minutes ago-"
Chris and Chef heard the horn of a somewhat dilapidated white coach marked with Total Drama logos and Chris' face all throughout.
"-perfect timing, each team's got their own for some reason, but here's all new, all awesome, all shining Drama Bus!"
"It doesn't look very shining to me." Greg pointed out.
"This is just standard Total Drama at this point." Falco stated. "Get used to it."
...
The bus ride wasn't uncomfortable, just that the bus was showing its age, as the 60 contestants travelled across a tropical famers' paradise on the way to the real challenge.
Chef was steering the thing, Elizabeth was sitting there incase things popped off and Chris had the mic.
"This doesn't look that bad." Hank tried to reassure himself. "Let's hope the challenges are different."
"Well, they are different! They're themed after each part of this crazy world we're in, but what would Total Drama be without insane and dangerous challenges?" Chris hopped on the mic. "Nothing good, let me tell you!"
Hank had a morose look on his face.
"I don't know what you expected." Squirrel Girl told Hank.
"Not for him to be some kinda mad man." Hank sighed.
"Hold on, he's actually answering questions!" Miko pointed out.
"Raise your hands if you actually want questions asked?"
Everybody did.
"No takers? Okay."
A collective sigh of disappointment came from the newcomers, Zee somehow included.
"Why are you surprised again?" Fenneko asked.
"Obviously, we've got medics and yadda yadda, enjoy your short road trip!"
*Fred's confessional*
"I sure hope that no-one gets seriously injured today, but neither does the host of this crazy show! Maybe he's kind of a good guy!"
*Iori's confessional*
He looked practically mortified.
"Some guy has hope for Chris. Bet it's going to get crushed like my spirit."
*Pit's confessional*
"Be careful, Pit, floor ice cream on earth will not always heal you, no matter where you are." Palutena warned her angel. "It could give you a disease."
Pit had an great counter.
"But what if it doesn't give a disease?"
"Then it will taste bad and the healing will not be as strong as regular ice cream."
Pit thought about it.
"I'll see what I can do!"
*Confessional cut*
The 63 contestants were on their epic coach that was both very comfortable and very air conditioned to reach their potential challenge area, Zee enjoying the view.
"Man, it's kinda amazing how we're in another country!" Zee stated. "I'd thought we'd be on a set travelling fake countries!"
"What the heck are you talking about?" Hunter asked. "Of course, we'd be travelling."
"Dude, I've seen theories that World Tour's fake, man."
"Don't listen to them, they're probably just clout-chasers." Miko reminded the chill soda-drinker.
Once the microphone turned on with its horrible screech, the host got to yap more.
"Okay, sometimes, the Drama Bus is just what we call a normal coach in the biz and other time, it's real nice and awesome." Chris announced. "Chef, you want to do an announcement."
Chef grabbed the microphone.
"Yeah, I just wanted to say that I definitely was acting a little bit different in Ultimate Islands because y'all can be damn annoying when you want to be, so don't get on my nerves or else, it'll be your problem!"
"Great announcement, Chef, glad we could hear it. Oh yeah, we'll be arriving at our challenge area soon!"
The microphone sounded off.
"I can't believe it's still hot inside this automatic bus!" Smee was sweating.
"Yeah, don't expect to get good treatment, it's going to get worse." Yagami informed the old man. "Hold on, you were there!"
"But that was on those islands!"
Iori Yagami groaned.
"Don't know you thought it'd be easier this time around."
'
Sometime later, the bus stopped southeast of the capital city, that was still on the flatter side of Trinidad and it contained a lot of grass, untamed tropical fauna and a makeshift car park with the staff and whoever else could be hired on the island.
"GET OFF!" Chef commanded.
The massive cast of normals, freaks and everyone else in between, then stepped off to see a special contraption that couldn't have been made by anyone else.
Mostly because it was a limbo machine that had saws for some reason.
"At this point, you could mistake a torture machine out of a child's toy." Cereza remarked. "Not that I'm complaining."
Chris was irked by the tall witch's comment, but he didn't let it get to him.
"Your real first challenge is to do the time-honoured traditional, forever awesome version of the limbo! For the people who haven't heard of it, raise your hands!"
A strange amount of hands were raised.
"Yeesh, that's a lot...Limbo is just moving yourself under the bar while still standing, doesn't matter if you crouch or you slide under, that's limbo!" Chris was even demonstrating on a classic limbo apparatus.
Which was two strong sticks and a bamboo bar and Chris got back up like it was nothing.
"Anyways, I made this limbo machine and all you have to do is go under every bar that this machine can spit out. If you fall down, hit the bar, do any flying or lying down, you're out!"
"Oh good, it's least a fair competition." Cereza said.
"Hey, I know what a limbo is, I'm fine!" Allen declared, the witch taking a look at him.
"Considering this is my challenge, expect a few awesome surprises to make it a little more difficult! The last team standing either by literally being the last limbo players or having the most members still in, wins a advantage for the second challenge today!"
Dante just loosened up his arms.
"Good, because she's going to need the advantage." He smirked at the tall witch.
"Being limber is my advantage, eating pizzas isn't really much of one." Cereza fired back.
The two powerful hunters, as Pit popped in to represent his team.
"Yeah, well, it can be if you feel like it!" Pit shouted. "As the team captain, I've beaten Hades, so that makes me super qualified!"
"Good for you, Pit." Cereza just took pity on the angel.
Pit, Dante and Cereza just took some mean looks at each other, as they were preparing themselves to hop into position for the challenge and there was somehow more than enough space for everybody.
"Everybody ready?" Chris checked.
Sixty-three people nodded, as Chris and Chef were on the announcers' stand.
"ARE YA READY TO LIMBOOOOO!" Chef had his mic. "Let's get the calypso rollin'!"
The machine actually started up with some traditional calypso music, very much of the slightly gentrified kind and the bars were indeed moving slowly and surely.
Papyrus, Giovanni, Miko and Pit were all in the same squad and same area, looking at each other.
"Angelface, you know what to do?" Giovanni asked.
Pit gave a thumbs up.
"YES! I HAVE HEARD OF THE GAME OF LIMBO." Papyrus clarified.
"Good, we're all in this game!" Miko said.
Of course they all did it.
"AH, THAT WAS AN EASY ONE!"
"Of course, Chris doesn't want to scare our butts-"
Miko took a look around her, as did Papyrus, Giovanni and Miko to see the first few eliminated contestants and it wasn't that much of a major surprise who'd gone out.
"Take a look, Coachman's quite literally the first one out!"
Cleopatra breathed a sigh of relief, realising that she was in flip flops.
"Wow, he does not live up to his reputation." Dachun noted.
*Cleo's confessional*
She had a realisation.
"Crap, my flips flops are out of season. Wonder how this is going to affect my summer look, since everybody's watching-"
*Coachman's confessional*
He was pinching his nose in regret.
"I forgot why this show was my personal bane."
*Confessional cut*
The whole squad couldn't laugh at the terrible old guy and by the whole squad, it was the majority of the cast minus the more empathetic players.
"No way that the main villain goes already!" Giovanni complained. "I want to get villainous tips."
"Realistically speaking, being a bad guy means fighting against me and most of these guys. Plus lacking friends."
Giovanni thought about it, as another bar came by.
"You know, you've got a good thing going, Angelface!"
"Thanks!"
"WELL, THAT COULD HAVE GONE-"
Papyrus hit the bar, which was a little bit lower.
"Papyrus and Miss Powers are out!"
The skeleton and the grumpy Canadian joined the bleachers away from the positively steaming donkey trader.
Pit, Giovanni and Miko got quieter, as Kobeni kept on focusing on the challenge while Tea kept her infinite composure.
*Kobeni's confessional*
She was shaking.
"If I win this...I'll be able to not work terrible jobs...and live a long life!"
*Confessional cut*
Kobeni and Tea were looking around the cast who was also doing the limbo, minus-
"Cleopatra, Zee and Rock's out!"
The smart-ish popular girl just joined the skeleton and bitchy Canadian, as the other two went to other spots in the bleachers.
"I messed up with the flip flops!"
The limbo was starting to get to people in unexpected ways.
"This is fucking stupid." The Bride stated.
"I agree, but I'm not complaining." Ninji said.
The humunculus and cute little ninja weren't the next ones to go out, mostly because somebody wasn't paying attention to the bars at all.
"Oh, Robyn's out!"
The werewolf(walker) was joining the slowly growing crowd of losers, along with...
"And then Mr. Smee's out!"
"We gotta win, I ain't about to be eliminated day one!" Riley shouted.
The bleachers were getting a little more crowded and just like that, the vast majority were doing rather well with the standard-height bars that were going around the place.
The Bride and Ninji still kept at it, Yor was a little more unsteady and Greg was a normal kid.
"Yeah, maybe I could do something!" Greg was proud of it.
"Hold on, what if the bar gets longer?" Yor asked.
"Then I'll-"
Greg got bonked.
"Greg, Iori and Yumeko are eliminated!"
The more stoic of the Triple P team were not liking the results, but there was a more important question going on with a certain duo on the Dragon Wave.
Kobeni kept on staring at Tea, as she kept on doing a solid limbo and while she didn't have time to talk, she did have time to wonder about the sentient object's being.
*Kobeni's confessional*
She was sweating even more so than the usual tropical tourist.
"What demon is she? That's a stupid assumption, she's the Tea Demon, everything has a demon!"
She had an obvious realisation.
"Kobeni, this isn't your world, she's not a demon!"
*Confessional cut*
"Come on, give me a better challenge. This is a snoozefest!" Dante proclaimed. "Where's the difficulty?"
Hank fell down under a bar along with Fred.
"I'm one for a good challenge, but don't tempt him." Hank warned.
"Yeah, Daphne told me about-" Fred couldn't even finish it.
"Fred, Hank and GLaDOS are eliminated!"
"Yeah, you guys are tougher than you look!" Dante said. "Looks like it won't be a snoozefest."
"Dante, since you did ask so kindly! I've activated the first of a few surprises."
Fred sat right next to GLaDOS and true to his word, Hank with the more normal players.
"Oh great, now we have a problem heading our way." Falco complained. "Thanks, Dante."
"Dante was never one to be quiet." Cereza said. "But that is your problem."
The bars came fast and so did the elimination.
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS?"
Piggy ducked under a bar.
"THE OTHER TEAMS MIGHT HAVE AN ADVANTAGE!"
"Relax, he has a plan right now!" Ty Lee said. "It's just understated!"
*Cereza's confessional*
The witch just shook her head.
"Don't ask me why he tempted fate, Chris' works are only about making people going through torture that they don't deserve. He really got bored fighting demons?"
*Confessional cut*
The less grumpy and more traumatised Julie just kept on limbo-ing.
"You know, I'm starting to get used to this!" Miss Crawford called out. "Hopefully, there's no surprises."
"Hey, babe-"
Mista got hit by the bar.
"What's with these bars-" Crawford observed, before getting hit by a bar that she didn't observe.
"By the way, Mista, Miss Crawford, Catalina and Inosuke lost! Don't pay attention to that!" Chris announced. "45 remain-oh wait, 42 remain! Chumbucket, Fenneko and Yuri got knocked out!"
"Knocked out?" Falco asked.
"Knocked out!"
Chumbucket and Yuri were out cold, Allen dragging them out of the game and Fenneko stumbled out of the challenge.
"Also, Allen's forfeiting!"
"They got knocked out by the bars, what else I was supposed to do?" Allen asked.
"Don't worry about it, we appreciate ya efforts!" Sandy said.
"Thanks."
"Don't mention it."
The machine had finally stopped for a short second, as the two hosts were pretending to think about something, while the 40 remaining contestants got their bearings together.
Kobeni and Tea got the opportunity.
"So, what are you?" Kobeni interrogated.
"A sentient being made of tea." Tea needlessly explained. "I can sense you're stressed."
"Huh, what makes you think that?!" Kobeni exploded. "I'm fine!"
"Calm down, it is not that hard to observe."
Kobeni them calmed down.
"So, you're not a demon?" Kobeni was shaken.
"No."
"The machine has started up, you should be watching!"
Kobeni wasn't watching and indeed almost got caught.
"Pinstripe got caught!"
While the others were playing the limbo game, others were planning to help themselves in creative ways.
"Honestly, not much I could say other than this is a nice challenge, but Chris is hosting it." Piggy stated.
"Uh, yeah, he makes everything wacky!" Clover affirmed the pig.
"Obviously!"
"Yeah-"
Clover wasn't intended to get hit.
"Clover's out...also Tea got eliminated!"
Kobeni almost screamed.
"Kobeni's out! Heavy's also out!"
The tea cup was sitting strongly, as the bars kept on going backwards.
"Oh, I'd thought you would break!" Kobeni was relieved.
"That's not very surprising." Tea figured, sighing happily.
"I thought you were weak like tea cup." Heavy stated.
As for the rest of the newcomers, they were definitely keeping on their toes thanks to their experience dealing with weird challenges in their lives and this was acting weird right now.
"Oh man, this is so easy! How are you guys scared of this?" Blocky asked.
"We're not really short?" Pit asked.
"You're already pretty short, why are you worried?"
"Because I have a few friends that-"
Giovanni went down.
"-aren't the limber-est."
"Giovanni's out!"
"Ow, I was just trying to observe the other players like a supervillain would!" Giovanni reassured himself.
Blocky, Pit and Miko didn't have time to react to that, because the bars were starting to get more varied in ways that only McLean would really do mostly them being longer bars.
"How did we survive so long?!" Sokka shouted.
"Brah, don't question the method!" Lowain exclaimed. "You've been through a war, you've got the right vibe!"
"Uh, don't say vibe."
Sokka and Lowain kept on going, as they both got bonked...along with several other players that weren't checking themselves properly.
"Sokka, Lowain, Legoshi, Kipo and Tiana are all booted off the game and yeah, you might have seen another suprise! Big bars!"
"Of course, dumb bars too." DuBois snarked. "Not worried about it."
"Of course I'm not, Mrs. DuBois."
The French lady duo weren't missing a beat, as their team was lacking, Manon tutting at the animal control officer.
"Honestly, ze challenge is stupid."
"Au contaire, this is quite a challenge."
DuBois and Manon weren't winded by the challenge itself, but others definitely were.
"Hey, Frenchies!" Lightning greeted. "So, what's up with you two-"
Lightning almost got hit.
"Trying to retain ze brain, why?"
"Lightning's just sayin'-"
Lightning definitely got hit.
"Lightning's eliminated! Also, Darkness's eliminated!"
The masochist of Total Drama so far just shook her head in dissapointment, prompting DuBois and Manon to take a look at her and her weird little mood.
Hunter just kept on trucking, noticing how Darkness actually blushed at the painful hit that she took.
*Hunter's confessional*
"Can't believe that I let Luz and Willow convince that this show will be fun. That being said, I don't mind being strategic and socialising and that's-"
He realised it mid-sentence
"-I can see why they'd want me to hop on this show, this is my kind of game."
*Darkness' confessional*
She blushed.
"I missed these challenges, the pain that it would bring me, the passion from all of the pain that Chris loves to bring!" She practically gushed over this painful show.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of eliminated contestants, the first challenge was about half over and the obstacles were definitely not in the realm of kinda impossible yet, just regular ridiculousness.
"These bars aren't big enough for the two of us." Dante said.
"I disagree, I'm not doing half bad!" Bayonetta shouted.
"Yeah, you're not, but you will mess up eventually."
"Good."
These two passed through the bars, while another player didn't and it wasn't that surprising.
"Tomo's eliminated!"
"Aw man, I'd thought I go all of the way! Well, see ya!" Tomo said.
Tomo got smacked by another regular bar.
"Chi Chi's also eliminated!"
"Dang it, I thought I had it."
Dante, Bayonetta and Pit were still going strong despite their team dwindling each substantially and there were definitely a decent amount of surprises within this crowd of potential winners.
"GO, ISABELLA, YOU CAN DO THE LIMBO!" Papyrus cheered.
"Yeah, do it to it!" Giovanni shouted.
The girl scout wasn't too focused on having conversations, noticing how strange the obstacles were starting to get.
*Isabella's confessional*
"I can't believe that Buford and Baljeet both love this show, because these challenges are still supervillain-ish? It's wrong."
*Confessional cut*
Blocky much less so, as while he was still passing under most of the bars without even trying, he was starting to get bored of not doing mischief and tired of almost getting hit several times.
Except when he'd notice that the remaining Wavers and pizza people were actually much stronger than him at being consistent and also there was a short break.
"Well, well, there's only 26 contestants remaining! Less than half of you remaining, which is still a bit too high for my liking, so you know, it's time to cut it down!"
"Hah, bet you can't lie down as low as me!" Blocky shouted. "You Davids!"
"Bitch, you have no ears, the name's Riley! Block of wood-ass."
"Hahahaha, What?!" Blocky couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Nigga, why are you a block."
Blocky couldn't stop laughing, as the game had started back up, calypso music and all and the next obstacle was indeed one of the obstacles of all time and he instantly looked serious.
"Is that a sheet of metal?"
"Yes, it is." Hunter said.
These two along with everybody tried to limbo for roughly eight or nine seconds under that steel roof that temporarily hung over them and obviously, there was a lot of eliminations.
Blocky and Hunter was surprised to be alive, Sheva wasn't surprised by her loss, Sonic was borderlined surprised at how good his balance was and Tifa was little worried at who was left.
"Take a good look, there's been quite a few elimination!"
"Oh my [Finger-Lickin'] god, there's been soso many eliminations!" Spamton could only shriek.
"I can't believe that all of our hopes are in you." Oikawa said.
"Yes, gimme that [Limited-Time Offer]."
"What are you, man?"
"LOOK OUT-"
Spamton didn't see anything surprising, he just froze up, as Oikawa just managed to duck under the second sheet of steel.
"What kind of insanity is this?!" Oikawa shouted.
By the end of the second sheet of steel, only thirteen people remained within this maddening game.
"Alright, we gotta stop to recount everybody who's gone! Heihachi, Bride, Yor, Miss Piggy, Oikawa, Sonic, Manon, Isabella, Hunter, Sheva, Dachun and Doreen are out!"
Pit, Miko, Spamton, Blocky and Sandy for those fabled Tree Walkers.
DuBois, Bayonetta, Mai and Riley for the strong Dragon Wave.
Dante, Ty Lee, Ninji and Falco for the rather hilariously named Pizza Power Party.
"Lock in, lock in!" Miko shouted. "How did you do this?"
Blocky and Spamton crouched.
"Never mind, I completely got it. Keep on lockin' in!"
"Ay, bitch!"
All of the Tree Walkers were staring at Young Breezy confused, the game finally going in his favour.
*Riley's confessional*
He smiled.
"I'm on this real nigga business! Nigga's 'bout to make the merge again, sorry grandpa, you're gonna get big money maybe. I dunno how I'm gonna go there, but that's gonna be
*Dante's confessional*
The hunter was actually impressed.
"It's really good to be short, huh? Not even making a joke, most of these guys are either short or twelve year olds."
*Confessional cut*
The remaining thirteen players were plain old tired of whatever the hell this limbo bullshit turned out to be and even if Riley was smiling at the sheer impossibility of his survival, there was a good reason for that.
"I forgot that this was just all bullshit." Riley said.
"Okay, kid, you don't have to swear so much." Sonic warned.
"Half of these guys might be dead, tho."
"You're right."
Anyways, the bars were coming in hard and fast.
Mostly fast, because they were made of soft-ish metal and it was so apparent that you'd actually mistake it for a mix-up check and guess who wasn't affected, not Riley who got smacked in the face.
Or Miko, who wasn't locked in and paying attention or Pit, who just saw his girlfriend go down and was briefly distracted or Ty Lee, who just couldn't limbo hard enough to pass it.
DuBois was not a normal person, that much was obvious from her displeased expression and almost total lack of reaction from getting smacked in the face by a bar.
"Oh man, we're just down to two people." Sokka said.
"Bitch, are you seeing them." Riley noticed Bayonetta and Mai doin' tricks.
"Yeah?"
Falco, Dante and Ninji were playing the numbers advantage, as this challenge was starting to get kinda insane with the wacky layout situation and how overpowered most of the remaining players.
Either due to height or literal superpowers.
Falco kept on doing what he was doing, even the bars were starting to get very much "unbar-y."
"By the way, Miko, Pit, Ty Lee and Chantel's gone, machine's going to send you hurdles half because the music stopped." Chris announced. "And half because it's cool."
"Did the challenge just change because you were bored?" Falco asked.
"The machine's not actually meant to move that fast, but it's working!"
Falco jumped over something and ducked under another bar.
Spamton and Blocky instantly lost, Ninji did jump though.
Ninji, Dante, Bayonetta, Mai and Sandy were the only ones left and they were going through a whole platform level.
"Heh, I knew that this was gonna be easy." Dante remarked.
"Wait a frickin' minute, you're gonna get hit!" Falco shouted.
"Don't worry about it."
Chris and Chef were in awe in whatever was going on at this point, as the remaining five people were trying their best to keep up with the machine spitting out speedy limbo bars.
Dante was looking at Bayonetta, which was a terrible idea because one of them finally hit him in the face and also somehow knocked down Sandy, leading to the challenge be over.
"Alright, stop the machine! We have a winning team!" Chris announced. "The machine might need a few tweaks, but there's no denying that the Dragon Walkers have won the first challenge and Pizza Power Party won second place thanks to Ninji. Tree Walkers lose today."
Mai and Bayonetta were getting many cheers and Ninji was getting quite appreciated by the Triple P, who definitely liked the little guy and the Tree Walkers caught something.
"But that's only the first challenge! The positions do actually for the second part of the challenge, though, because it's actually going to be a fun one!" Chris told the contestants. "Now let's hop back into the bus, guys!"
The sixty tourists were understandably miffed by the challenge that just started up in the most McLean-manner and ended in that very same manner, hopping back on the bus to go to their next location.
"See, I told you it was some bullshit." Riley said.
"No, you didn't, everyone could tell." Oikawa remarked.
The Dragon Wave were having some good conversations with each other.
"I predicted that shit, okay, don't get on my case for it."
"Listen, Riley, I do not care that much about who did it."
Oikawa sighed.
"It's not a hard prediction to make, everybody's been here before."
"You look kinda gay." Riley stated.
"To be completely honest, you definitely do look gay." Cleo commented. "Which is fine because coming out as gay is cool."
Oikawa had walked away from the conversation, as the "good conversation" had ended right in front of them and the other teams were doing much better on the conversation front.
Chumbucket was admiring the work of the bus.
"This is an holy experience!" Chumbucket said. "This machine purrs."
"I agree, man, the Total Drama machine's crazy!"
"...Is this crew called the Total Drama."
"No, that's the thing that we're set on. Dude, we're the Tree Walkers!"
Zee was appreciating a good team.
*Zee's confessional*
"I feel like after eight episodes of missing the vibe, I learned a lot about getting good sponsors, dudes. Guys back at home can't trust me and I know that I sold my soul for the soda, so this soda..."
He popped open a can.
"...is not sponsored, dude!"
He then had a shower thought.
"Maybe it's sponsored by Total Drama."
*Confessional cut*
Tiana and Kipo were seated right next to each other, courtesy of a surprisingly overzealous VINCENT MURDER trying to heal wounds forcefully, the two of them having some awkward silence.
Before saying words of healing.
"I don't think it was your fault."
"But it kinda is."
Tiana took some time to respond.
"Yeah, Coachman tricked you. He tricked a lot of people."
"Don't worry, Tiana, I'm fine."
"You sure?"
Kipo didn't say anything.
Giovanni shouldn't have been surprised when it didn't work, Pit, Miko and Papyrus wincing at the awkward interaction and Tiana looked at Giovanni with a look of pity.
"I tried." Giovanni spoke up.
The Pizza Power Party, what a shit name, were enjoying their second place position and Ninji was basking in the glory.
"It was nothing to me."
"Really, you did it like it was nothing!" Greg praised the tiny ninja.
"I already said it was nothing, that is my job." Ninji humbly accepted.
"You're cute and strong!" Ty Lee tried to grab Ninji, who swiftly dodged it.
"Not to mention, you seem like a reliable man of society." Dachun said.
"Great words coming from you." Ninja replied humbly.
While the smallest guy of the PPP was getting all of the praise, the biggest guy had an air of frustration surrounding him which Fred and Heihachi could easily feel.
"Yeah, you know, you may have been last, but I bet you have great strategies to overcome that!" Fred to cheer up the angry old man.
"Don't listen to Fred, he knows nothing about your game." Heihachi said.
"Yeah, I do, my girlfriend was on those islands and I think you got 36th!" Fred continued on. "You are definitely something!"
Heihachi and Coachman just rolled their eyes at the trap lover's attempt at carmraderie.
Also Fred realised that he could actually understand Japanese.
"I'm speaking your language-"
"Stop speaking, ya blonde twat." Coachman finally said something.
Fred had the deepest frown.
*Coachman's confessional*
"I'm not surprised, If I got kidnapped by some fellow and someone bugged him to invite him to something, you bet your arse I'd be a dead bloke walkin'. At the very least, there's a second challenge to redeem my efforts of not being the first boot."
He chuckled mirthlessly.
"Besides, I DEFINITELY was not expecting to win the first challenge."
*Confessional cut*
Sonic was nudging Bayonetta on the shoulder.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Sonic asked.
"It's not hard to tell."
Bayonetta and Sonic was looking at the overconfident Dante.
"Yeah, winning a season will do that to you except me, the most humble guy I know."
"I feel talking about your humility doesn't matter. More importantly, I just hope he's got something cooking in his head." Bayonetta told Sonic.
"I know, right, people are gonna go for him when there's votes." Sonic noted. "Same could be said for you too."
"This is Bayonetta, though, she's not dumb enough to let the votes roll onto her." Lowain spoke up. "But I'm actually the number one target, understandably."
Sonic and Bayonetta softly nodded.
"Of course you are, you pulled a Scott Pilgrim."
"Yes-A WHAT!"
...
Scott Pilgrim felt something hit his gut, as Soma was cooking up some random food.
"Quit acting dramatic, Scott, you'll get over it eventually."
"I did, man!"
The bus had stopped right in the middle of the biggest city in Trinidad, Port of Spain, which like most cities in the world had a few 90s styled skyscrapers and several tall buildings that fit in with the town.
Unlike most cities, it also had more than a few buildings that resembled an 19th century English city, complete with the Red House, which was just a pink-ish parliament building in an Beaux-Arts style and some other buildings that were quite colorful.
Unlike some shows, there was an incredible amount of people walking around the place, because this takes place in a world where people don't just disappear from the television.
Everyone felt hilariously out of place in this city of English-speaking people that really did not like the English, least of all, Tifa for some reason.
"I've been getting a lot of stares."
Tifa shimmied up to Rock.
"Chill, I'm still in a relationship." Rock assured him.
"Yeah, I just don't like the looks they're giving us."
Clover just gave a mean glance towards Tifa, before enjoying the sights of this nice little place in a nice litte country and that was right before Chris stopped everybody with only a raised hand towards the crowd.
"AW, I LIKE THIS PLACE!" Papyrus screamed.
"All of those vacation days gone were so worth it." Fenneko was in awe from the sights.
"Papyrus and everybody else, welcome to your second challenge for the day! It's so simple that you'd have a problem not recognizing how simple it is, but that doesn't mean it's easy!"
Right now, they were sitting on Hollywood Boulevard...still in Port of Spain, looking at their methods of transportation.
"The second challenge for today is a race to Point Gourde and obviously you can't land on there without dropping off your boats! First thing you need to is land your boat somewhere in Chaguaramas, wherever it's west or east of Point Gourde, it doesn't matter as long as there's a flag with my beautiful face on it! What matters is that you run to the finish line like whatever Don would've done!"
Chris chuckled.
"Unlike Don, your whole team needs to finish in order to the actual win to count and also unlike Don, I'm going slightly easy on you guys since only one team can lose a member, so the first challenge actually counts!"
"Then what's the point of winning?" Allen asked.
"Winning only matters if you want a comfortable good night's sleep, though. Anywho, since the Dragon Wave won the first part, they get these actually good hovercrafts!"
One of them kinda sputtered on the ground.
"Pizza Power Party have got the right to some awesome speedboats and sadly, the Tree Walkers get jetskis, so those guys need to co-ordinate!"
"Yeah, we can do that!"
Pit and Isabella said that simultaneously.
"Alright, that's awesome! By the way, I'm actually at the finish line because I'm not ready to get sunburnt! Fan harder, Chef!"
Chris did a disappearing act through...magic?
"Man, it's like Endless all over again." Sonic said.
"That reference doesn't even make sense." Cleo pointed out.
"Shut up."
"Maybe I will!"
These guys were on Invader's Bay, in prime position to have their floaty things work against them and there was no-time to be wasted getting into position to across the bay of Port of Spain and it was clear that some people dealt with it much better than others.
"Alright, gang, let's move out!" Fred shouted. "Where's Point Gourde?"
"It's one of these hills up there." Tomo called out. "But I'm pretty sure there's some floating things to show the way there."
"Nice, let's get moving!"
"Right on." Falco cheered on. "Just try to keep your eyes peeled."
Fred, Tomo and Falco were taking their respect speedboat, all of them barely fitting in that speedboat, but they were in fact speeding all of the way off.
As for Dante, he was with Pinstripe and Tifa and chilling in the boat that didn't offer any advantage and hilariously, Coachman, Heihachi and Bride were stuck in another speedboat.
He Dachun was stuck with Spamton and Yor.
*Dachun's confessional*
"To make up for my lack of seaworthiness, I will show my talent so that anyone who wants to hire my services knows what I am capable of. If you have any assassins or criminals trying to kill you, I am here."
*Confessional cut*
The Dragon Waves' hovercrafts sped on the water, propulsing itself forward at speed and it contained basically the two halves of the team, one of which was way more reasonable than the other.
"Maybe this is a little bit too fast." Sokka said. "But it's AWESOME!"
"I know, right! Imaging ridin' fast with your dudes!" Lowain shouted. "This thing is lit."
"Yes it is, I wish Aang saw this!"
"Yeah!"
"Calm down, you two, it's maybe going a little bit too fast for my liking considering the waves could crash us into the ocean!" Sonic sputtered out, which was noted.
Sokka and Lowain shook their heads, being like brothers that they never had.
"Alright, buddy, we're not gonna die." Lowain mocked the blue hedgehog.
"Stop crying like baby, none of us have died from water." Heavy told Sonic. "It's not bad."
*Sonic's confessional*
He just scoffed at the notion of him being lame at all.
"I'm really only lame when there's water around, but other than that, I'm cooler than anyone else here." Sonic stated. "Nothing happened."
*Confessional cut*
The other hovercraft of the Dragon Wave actually had more sense than the wacky dudes, considering that Hank and Smee were above the age of 25 and Mai had good eyes.
"I'm starting to think that this guy isn't that bad." Smee said.
"Uh, nope." Hank saw the state of his hovercraft. "But we're doing fine."
"Aye, aye, cap'n."
"Sorry about this, but I'm not your captain."
Sokka was seen trying to balance at the front of the boat.
"To be fair, you're running a very good ship over here. Now just let me navigate and win this one!" Sokka declared.
The disparate bunch of Tree Walkers were all trying to handle their jetskis and some were actually way ahead of the two other teams' mode of water transportation and the rest were absolutely not.
"You turn the key!" Fenneko said.
"Which way?!" Giovanni shouted.
"I don't know, this thing ain't starting up!"
"Guys, you turn on the jetski by turning the handles like so-"
Sandy barreled off into the distance, trying to follow the buoys.
Fenneko and Giovanni got it, as Robyn was trying to not fall off hers.
"Don't worry, werewolf, just turn the bars and you'll be fine."
"I guess you're not wrong-"
Robyn followed Sandy's stead, as Fenneko and Giovanni followed the path.
All of the Tree Walkers were finally moving and the ones that were holding up the lead were doing rather well compared to even the best in class PPP players, owing to them being slightly badass.
"So, what are we supposed to do again?" Pit asked.
"Shoot their asses!"
"I would, but I only have a bow."
Catalina tried to pull out a glock or something, but she only pulled out air.
"THOSE BITCHES TOOK AWAY MY GUN!"
"I don't know what a gun would do here." Pit said. "Also, I think guns might be illegal here!"
Miko kept on riding the jetski like a pro, actually being in the lead by a notable distance and she looked back at all of the people that was practically crowding behind her.
Tree Walkers, Dragon Wave(rs) and PPP members all behind her, ready to take aim at the purple-haired gamer, the brown-haired angel, a Hispanic-American criminal and an Hispanic-American girl scout.
"You're kicking those fucking bitches, Isabella!" Catalina said.
"Can you please stop swearing in front of me, I'm 11." Isabella told her.
"Sorry."
*Catalina's confessional*
She was in a weird mood.
"She's a real upstanding girl scout, she'd be perfect for my little group of bad bitches that do legal things, for any policia watching! Fuck off, policia."
*Confessional cut*
Also, Allen wasn't really having that much trouble adapting to all of the wacky business of this season since he had a stupid amount of strength, dealt with some wacky galactic conqueror and wasn't willing to disrupt the social cohesion.
"Why are you an orange fool?" Heihachi asked.
"Really aggressive to ask about somebody's skin-"
Allen got distracted enough to not shift away from the speedboat almost rammed him.
"Wait a minute! Can Viltrumites not fly?"
"I don't have time for this."
Heihachi actually smashed Allen's jetski, causing him to go off course and trying to get back on track poorly, but the orange one-eyed alien recovered.
"That didn't go very well, but at least this get jetks
the many jetskis, boats and hovercrafts were in some kind of collision course with each other for obvious reasons.
"Whoa, that's some leg!" Spamton shouted.
Yor, Greg and Zee were in wonder at the failed flirt on display.
"Sorry, just wanted to [Lay Down The Facts]!"
"Me and my older brother would never say stuff like that." Greg said.
Yor wanted to slap Spamton, but he and Zee were going straight onto a buoy and the speedboat wisely steered close of that nonsense, leaving the two men to ponder on.
"That's kinda messed up, dude!" Zee said.
"Wait, that's a [Real Boy]-"
Spamton and Zee flew up into the air and landed back on the sea with a notable thud.
Greg looked smug, Yor was basically offended and Dachun casually watched a little bit of sexism sabotage some Tree Walker destruction.
*Dachun's confessional*
"This proves that sexism is terrible because it sabotaged our performance today. Not to mention, anyone can be a good enough bodyguard." He spoke like he was doing a PSA.
*Confessional cut*
Yumeko, Pinstripe and Legoshi were having a great time.
If you ignored Legoshi trying to plead them to stop doing the sabotage.
"Stop throwing rocks at 'em, how many rocks do you guys even have?" Legoshi asked.
"Enough." Pinstripe grinned, pulling out a random pouch.
"Yeah, I'm not down for this." Legoshi conceded angrily, still directing.
"Hey, it's fun, you can't deny it." Yumeko threw another rock.
It hit Kipo right on the shirt and didn't really do anything.
"I would've never discovered that this lady's got a great throwing arm." Pinstripe shouted.
"Yeah!"
Legoshi didn't try to stop them because he wanted to win.
*Legoshi's confessional*
"Yeah, I can see why these guys were in the Rough Rhinos' alliances on those islands, they're pretty damn crazy." He admitted. "But they're not horrible people!"
*Confessional cut*
The Dragon Wave mostly went unscathed besides all of the random stuff that landed inside their hovercrafts and it was probably the power of the hovercrafts, but they soon landed on the eastern richer, more tourist-attractive side of Chaguaramas without that much of a problem.
"So, who's the team leader?" Mista suggested
"That's actually a great question because everybody's here!" Sonic said.
"Me!"
Sokka, Hank and DuBois all looked at each other.
"Why are we arguing now, we've got an lead on those other two teams." Mista said. "Seriously, I'm seeing people pass us."
"Yeah, if you need anybody to pass people, it's me." Sonic said.
"Then do it, coward!" Mista declared. "Everybody's going to follow you."
"Hey, that's rude. Mostly because I'm pretty sure I can do that-"
"Sokka, let me give them a taste of the Sonic experience."
Sokka slumped once he realised that the blue blur had a pretty average-sized ego and also ran off towards Point Gourde without a second thought.
"He just ran off without a second thought!" Sonic shouted.
Hank noticed that Sonic was just taunting the whole team to actually follow him.
"That hedgehog ain't right." Hank noted.
"Of course, he's not, he's one of zese zentient animals." DuBois noticed.
*Hank's confessional*
The Texan dad was clearly worried.
"I'm not willing to judge that hedgehog just yet, but he seems to be one of those guys who think they're always the best. I dunno if I want somebody like that in the team."
*Confessional cut*
While all of The Dragon Wave was intently following the orders of the second fastest thing in this season, some of the other members were having their own discussions.
"Hold on, how are you alive?" Kobeni asked. "It just bugs me."
"I just am and there is nothing wrong with that." Tea answered honestly.
"That's good…but a little scary."
Kobeni accidentally locked eyes with Mista and looked scared.
"Actually, this whole team scares me."
"Really? Why."
"...Just look at the people."
Tea looked at the whole team having a bit of a hard time struggling to deal with Sonic's impatience and Kobeni was a little flustered by the speed.
"Don't worry, little girl, you are in good hands." Heavy told her.
"I…refuse to believe that." Kobeni shook like a leaf.
"I assure you, Mr. Mikhail is not a bad person." Tea said.
*Tea's confessional*
The tea cup was definitely feeling empathetic.
"I would hate to see somebody so anxious leave early because they felt scared about being around new people." Tea said. "I will help her to the best of my ability."
*Heavy's confessional*
The mercenary w
"Apparently she kill demons for living once and then left? That doesn't sound right to me, especially since she is scared little girl, so I want to know…and help her to fight demons again."
*Confessional cut*
Pizza Party Power, rest their souls, weren't nearly as united as about half of them landed on the wrong side of Chaguaramas, where there was many boats and other sea-faring buildings that were made for people that loved boats.
Yor immediately sprinted towards her potential destination, wherever it may have been.
"Finally, we made it!" Greg exclaimed.
"I don't think we did, Greg." Miss Crawford said. "We're in some port town."
"So, why are these signs to get towards that Point Gorde place?"
"Because maybe the hosts don't want us to get lost? Duh."
Greg realised in that moment that he might not have wanted an older sister.
"Stop being such a jerk." Greg said.
"I agree with him, Miss Crawford, we should follow the signs towards our potential finish line." Ninji confidently spoke. "The less we argue, the more we could win."
The odd trio made their way towards the finish line, as did another one that waited for them and they were all ladies…as in it was quite literally one person.
"Have you ever ridden a speedboat before?" Piggy asked.
"Nope." Greg shrugged. "Wait, why are you ugly?"
"Are you calling moi ugly?"
"Please do not argue, our teammates could be completely lost in the sea, so we should represent the best out of ourselves!" Ninji shouted.
Julie Crawford wasn't exactly excited to get stuck in the middle of argument.
"I mean, you are…kind of ugly." Greg admitted.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" Piggy then kicked Greg in the face.
Greg could only defend himself with a basically useless punch while he was getting pummeled by the pig who knew karate and Julie Crawford and Ninji were trying to break them up unsuccessfully.
*J. Crawford's confessional*
"When I signed up for this Total Drama X thing, I was not expecting to see a pig and a kid argue and the pig winning a fight…which I guess isn't that unusual, but not really like that!" She was fully bamboozled.
*Miss Piggy's confessional*
"To my agent, publicist and any of my staff, I'm sorry that he's a such terrible person. You DO NOT get to say that I am ugly and get away with it, sorry that I had to do that to him."
*Confessional cut*
"Alright, first ones to Point Gourde! And he even put a sign for us all like a nice guy!" Dante remarked.
"I don't think he should be allowed to do such a thing in this sacred country!" Darkness said.
"This is the same guy that allowed us to deal with Pennywise."
"And he's the same man that helped Azula to break out and nearly kill people." Ty Lee added on, not as happily.
Darkness just sighed.
"Still it does not make it right, but we must press on regardless."
The first trio to make it to the peninsula were carefully walking around the place and making sure that The Dragon Wave don't all make it together to the finish line before their whole team did.
They were walking in a sort of trail and walking across tropical grassed grounds that it was a little easy to get lost in.
"Well, that backfired spectacularly." Dante said.
"Come on, Dante, this place is beautiful. I bet my sisters would love it!" Ty Lee couldn't help but appreciate the tropical forest.
"Yeah, especially that ship over there-"
The trio noticed a certain blue-shirted host with the most and his chef in arms, standing right next to a fake pirate ship that showed the finish line flag and carefully looked around the place.
"I'm going to assume that the ship over there wasn't here yesterday." Darkness stated.
"Pretty much."
The three of them were running through the perils of the peninsula's jungle and handling the brambles and insects of Trinidad rather questionably, but in due time, they made it to the ship, covered in stuff and whatever.
"Hold on, you've gotta climb these ropes!"
Dante and Ty Lee were equally disturbed by Darkness' lust for pain, as they trawled their way up the ropes of said ship for the challenge.
"Congrats on finding this beached ship! You guys are the first of the Pizza Power Party to make it here, but you've gotta wait for everybody else!"
"Oh, thank you, Chris for this challenge!" Darkness praised the host.
"Yeah, don't mention it." Dante remarked.
The three of them looked on at the Caribbean waters and the two pristine islands that were to the south of them, appreciating the high sun in the sky.
"Aw, you know it's beautiful when you're not saying dumb stuff!" Ty Lee cooed at the sights.
"It's not every day you go to the place where pirates once roamed."
Darkness just shrugged at said dumb stuff.
"When do you think everyone else is getting here?" Dante asked.
"That's a great question!" Darkness noticed. "Hopefully, they get to experience this."
The first finishing three were able to enjoy the sights of seeing into the Gulf of Paria and whatnot and the rest were quickly following in their footsteps.
"Hey, guys, I don't want to alarm you but those Dragon Wave guys are coming!" Falco shouted from the bottom.
"Oh, cool, how many?" Dante asked.
"The vast majority of them!" Falco said.
"What do we do, team leader?" Fred asked. "Wait, where's Tifa?"
While the six that had finished were basking in a good view and anxiously awaiting the rest of their team…
…The Dragon Wave were trying to fight people that couldn't really understand that only third place would have to boot someone today and those were Tifa, Rock and Clover, a trio that would scare them regardless.
"We're not letting you through!" Tifa shouted.
"Yeah, but what if we just stepped to the side?" Sonic asked.
"Then I'd fight you at the side."
"Cool, thanks."
More of the formely unnamed purple team was just walking past the not so defensive pair, as Rock didn't really have that much combat skills and Clover just got slapped into the ground by DuBois.
Tifa tried to throw a straight punch, but Sonic just side-stepped all of that nonsense and clearly the guard of the Pizza Party Power couldn't really help their teammates.
"Aw, man, we couldn't even do anything." Rock said. "I was trying those moves."
"But most of these guys kinda side-stepped us! At least we tried!" Clover smiled.
"Yeah, we did!"
"Of course!"
Tifa was a little bothered that she had to defend her team against a team of twenty-one and she also saw that Heihachi and Bridge caught up.
"You tried fighting twenty-one powerful people with a malibu girl and a rocker?" Bride asked.
"Yes?" Tifa answered confrontationally.
Bride paused.
"I wouldn't do that, but I respect the carmraderie."
...
Clover, Tifa, Rock, The Bride and Heihachi were just watching the first place team celebrate in what shoulda been their spot to win the challenge and they were salty.
"The Dragon Wave have successfully gained themselves first class in addition to their well-earned immunity!" Chris announced. "Even if Pizza Party Power probably has second place nailed down like it's nothing!"
"I'd rather it would be nothing." Heihachi said. "What were you fools up to?"
"Being a team of twenty one fellas?" Hank asked. "That's a lot of people to try and block."
Heihachi just sighed angrily.
"I will repay you with the same honour next time."
"I tell you hwhat, I don't know how I understand you." Hank was surprised that he understood Japanese. "But we won't make it easy."
"Actually, it's more like you PPP guys made it easy." Sonic butted in. "I know it's kinda hard blocking twenty people."
*Clover's confessional*
She was sweating slightly.
"I think he might be mad at Tifa, she can actually fight."
*Heihachi's confessional*
He crossed his arms.
"The fool who interrupted that conversation to spout his brand of arrogance will certainly pay for his mistake." He said...in Japanese that people understood for some reason.
*Falco's confessional*
"Give to 'em, at least they tried to fight back against the crowd of Dragon Wavers, which I guess is the trade off for a pretty cool team name, couldn't really do anything 'cause I was distracted by this view." He huffed.
*Confessional cut*
Miss Piggy, Greg, Dachun and Julie Crawford were the epic quartet a little bit after the Dragon Wave rubbed their first win in their teams' faces and it was obvious that the PPP wasn't in a good mood despite the immunity.
"What's with you people?" Greg asked. "We've obviously got immunity over those Tree Walker guys!"
"Would you be pleased with beating a bunch of guys couldn't even operate a jetski?" Dante asked back. "Look at some of 'em."
Robyn and Inosuke were seen just crashing into the cliff wall.
"WHAT THE-" Miss Piggy jumped back.
"They're gonna die!" Miss Crawford shouted.
"Calm down, they're climbing up onto the shore and...shouldn't more of those Tree Walkers be coming? Most of these guys know how to walk and talk." Dante joked.
Insouke, Pit, Miko, Catalina and Robyn had finally joined the crowd of contestants that had actually finished the challenge as Coachman finally arrived at the end of the challenge.
"Oh, look, our team leader's here!" Dante perked up.
"Hey, old guy, how are you doing?" Tifa asked.
By the way, said old guy looked like garbage, covered in leaves and mud.
"Terrible."
"Amazing!" Dante grinned.
Coachman shook his head.
"At least we don't have to vote out somebody." Coachman rolled his eyes. "Mostly because those Tree Walkers are clearly 'aving an off day."
"High five, guys, we're getting immunity!" Tomo squealed, which some of the other
"Eurgh, you people."
Catalina and Pit looked at each other.
"Honestly, your girlfriend isn't even that bad." Catalina said.
"Thank you, Catalina, Miko's very nice."
"Don't let it get to your head, she's a keeper."
"We're just friends and being friends is cool!"
Catalina completely clocked it wrongly.
"WE ARE FRIENDS AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT!" Miko shouted.
Sheva wasn't impressed.
...
The Tree Walkers were slowly trickling in and every one of the orange terribly named team had finally arrived and the sunset was actually starting to make the view more beautiful.
Also, those walkers were still somehow able
"Pizza Power Party has earned their second place and the Tree Walkers are not having a good time dealing with the fact that they'll be the first team to be eliminated a tourist!" Chris announced.
"Oooh, that cannot be fun." Chef noted. "For those Tree Walkers!"
"Where's everybody!" Miko shouted. "I don't want to eliminate everybody in one night!"
"Not here, that's for sure." Fred said. "I feel bad for you."
"I don't feel bad for you, Pizza...guy!" Miko whined.
"You guys got held back because some of you do not how to drive a jetski." Fred stated. "I don't really know either."
"Shut up, Fred, you're not making me feel better!"
As for other players, Kipo and Tiana were the final arrivals of Tree Walkers and they were getting some looks from the rest of the tree-coloured team, even if it was mostly looks of sympathy.
"Now that every Tree Walker is here, you guys lost! At least it didn't take a long time to get everyone here!"
"Honestly, I actually feel bad for you. You just didn't have the right teammates!" Oikawa joked.
"Don't rub it in, some of these guys aren't half bad." Chi Chi said. "The mutant was doing fine."
Chumbucket was waving and so was Zee.
"Oh, what a guy."
"Come on, don't judge him, he could be nice."
And then they stopped waving.
"I wonder what they're looking at? Maybe the non-boiling water of the Human Realm?" Hunter asked.
"Your planet's water boils? The heck kind of chicanery have they goin' on down there?" Sandy genuinely questioned.
"The ocean boils down on my realm."
Sandy raised an eyebrow.
"Was it something I said?" Hunter asked.
"Nah, you're fine with me." Sandy answered opaquely.
And then she left, as Hunter realised that he messed up in the process.
*Chumbucket's confessional*
He stared right at the camera.
"WATER!"
*Pit's confessional*
He looked quite mopey.
"Come on, I like almost all of these guys! Almost all of 'em, Catalina and Julie is just coming off kinda evil."
(Palutena: Really, they seem to be quite strategic people.)
"But these two are mean, the rest are quite quirky people."
(Palutena: You don't really know half of these people, it's best to try and meet new people)
"Yeah, yeah, but I got second place. I'm cool!"
*Confessional cut*
Sandy was just looking down at the sand, as Doreen strolled up to her.
"Aw, man, you might actually be booted." Squirrel Girl said. "Kinda sucks that we don't have an epic squirrel-squirrel teamup."
"Okay, what are ya planning?" Sandy asked.
"Some kinda teamup. Got lucky da first time, I ain't getting away with it the second time."
"I dunno about it, it just doesn't seem right." Sandy said.
Hank could only shed a tear at that slight Texan pride rising up.
The Tree Walkers
They really felt the lack of anything good and any warmth within the third-class cabin that previously inhabited two different teams in a different form, Sheva really feeling the shake.
"This is actually worse than being shot at in a helicopter." Sheva said.
"Yeah, you tell me! My [ ] legs feel a bit different now." Julie Powers complained. "Not in a good way, even."
"Why are you doing that?" Sheva said.
"Everybody [ ] swears all the time, you've probably got people doing it, no problem."
"No, the beep thing! You know, the funny noise!" Blocky nudged himself in between the two ladies. "Come on, Glasses Julie, you know what I'm talking about."
"I don't have time for this [ ]."
Julie Powers got up and decided to go to the cargo hold for obvious reasons, mostly because she didn't want to be a part of the frankly childish team.
Glasses Julie (which I'm gonna call her) wasn't expecting there to be so much space down here, especially since there was not a lot of cameras around here, Catalina sitting there.
And then she wisely sat down with the lady mobster.
"So, why are you sitting down in my space!" Catalina questioned, carrying a pipe. "Huh!"
"Damn, Catalina, why are you so aggressive?"
"Because you just found my space."
It was just a small little place in between a lot of cargo in this weirdly space cargo hold.
"There isn't a lot of space to get used to." Powers asked. "...Not to mention, I'm pretty sure there's other people here."
It got a little bit awkward.
"Hey, hold on, do you want to vote for somebody?"
"Obviously, that Sandy chick's returned three times already and she's too smart to stay in here." Catalina rolled her eyes. "She thinks she's better because she can do science."
"That's a [ ] hot take." Powers remarked.
The two of them looked at each other.
"...Wanna send it to the other new bitches?" Catalina said.
"Yeah."
...
As for the other third class members, there was three men and two women were in a little bit of a tough spot on who to vote off this time around.
"Okay, so, Lady Palutena wanted me to vote off somebody who came back because I feel like giving the new guys a chance will really help their team." Pit stated. "So, I'm voting for Catalina."
"YES, SHE IS QUITE THE STRONG WOMAN. NOT TO MENTION, A REAL LIFE VILLAIN." Papyrus said.
"Hey, shush, as a potential villain, you do not want to be heard. Not to mention, she is not nice." Giovanni said. "So, I'm going for her."
"Uhhh, yeah, duh." Miko stated. "She insulted our friendship."
"And that's another reason why Catalina deserves to go!" Pit added on.
"Dang, it's that simple." Squirrel Girl cheered the choice.. "She's kinda evil and can't really do that much without a glock in her hand!"
The five of them were high-fiving each other, as their choices were locked down for tonight.
...
The new folks were starting to notice something.
"I think we got frozen out because most of us newcomers unlike those veterans!" Blocky said. "Can you believe that stuff? Are they for real?"
"Stop raising your eyebrows, it makes you look like a jerk." Kipo said.
"My bad, but those guys are acting like we're nothing."
"I doubt it, they're friends across dimensions. There's nothing with that kind of business." Kipo was relaxing. "But I feel like there's somebody that is a little bit too strong to stay in."
"Then talk to us about it." Sheva said. "...I won't think worse of your choices."
Kipo was about to whisper to West African soldier, but Catalina and Julie popped up.
"Go on." Catalina said.
"Where did you ladies even come from?!" Isabella was a little jumpy.
"The cargo hold."
Blocky, Isabella, Sheva, Kipo, Catalina, Tiana and Glasses Julie were all in the same area with the same kind of idea and the air suddenly got a lot more awkward with the air being a bit quieter and also Spamton and Allen hopped into the place.
"Okay, there's too many motherfuckers here. But I've only got an good idea for tonight." Catalina said. "Unless Squirrel Girl has some secret hearing stuff, then we're gonna vote for somebody who almost made it as far."
"WHAT, you're gonna vote for Miko, the [Professionally Accomplished Gamer]-" Spamton got his lips shut.
"Hey, calm down. It's only for tonight." Allen stated. "Just tell us or individually whispered to all of us."
Allen wanted to do a sick trick, sitting all crossed arms like a rant YouTuber or a cool 2000s cartoon character.
Catalina was getting flummoxed, as their expressions were the only noticeable change between the Colombian-American and one-eyed orange fellow.
Allen gave a thumbs up.
"The [ ] just happened?" Miss Powers asked.
"I dunno, he just read my mind?!" Catalina just shrugged.
"Oooh, ooh, do me, do me!" Blocky excited said in hush tones.
Allen had a quick mental conversation with Blocky, who both raised their thumbs up.
"...I think it would've been better if we whispered it." Allen admitted.
"Come on, we'd do sick pranks together!" Block beamed.
"Wait, why didn't ya whisper earlier?" Kipo asked.
The eight of 'em got their votes finally through whispers and Allen wasn't letting the game.
*Allen's confessional*
Orange guy was big chilling.
"The good thing about telepathy is when you want to tell one specific person something that you can't tell another guy. Kinda helps when you're getting people to go against galactic conquerors, who are assholes, but not when there's other telepaths in here."
*Tiana's confessional*
She shook her head.
"This thing keeps on find new ways to freak me out, honestly they're all nice people, just that I ain't liking this kinda weirdness 'round me. Still though, I like most of these folks just like most of my old team and Sandy's acting weird."
*Confessional cut*
Finally, Inosuke, Chumbucket and Zee were still watching the world from the skies inside the lower hold and they were the trio that Sandy was strolling up into in third class.
"Hello Sandy, what's good?" Zee asked.
"What's good? We've only met a day ago." Sandy was a little surprised.
"Yeah, we did! What's up?" Zee casually stated.
"Hold on, you're talking to the King of The Mountains right here!" Inosuke said, "Anyways, how are ya?"
"I'm fine, thank you very much! So, are y'all just seeing the wonders of aviation and planes or y'all just like Zee?" Sandy looked at her friend. "Zee, what are ya doing?"
"Lookin' with my dudes!" Zee exclaimed, as Inosuke looked confused.
"Oh, great skies and great water, how I have missed ya!" Chumbucket said. "The Great Chris McLean has helped me."
Sandy and Zee genuinely looked at him with a look of incredulity.
"Alright, whatever, can we vote for Julie Powers. She's got a no good attitude and is a little bit of a what ya may call a bitch." Sandy stated. "My mouth feels so dirty sayin' that."
"This Julie lady is pretty annoying, I'm down for that!" Inosuke cheered on.
"Her vibe is bad, man, not like Catalina!" Zee said. "Sorry, Julie."
"Neither of them are fortunately here, so Julie will not be missed..." Chumbucket was very willing to smack down.
"Great! I'll be seeing ya at elimination!" Sandy shouted.
The twenty-one Tree Walkers were carefully sitting down in the now packed elimination area and prepared to set down their votes in classic fashion.
"Welcome to the elimination area, Tree Walkers, look at all this decor!"
Elizabeth and Moo Moo were standing happily.
"Unfortunately due to Chef having to maintain the plane, I will be here to provide funny commentary."
"I can't believe I already miss Chef..."
The white-haired attendent just rolled her eyes happily.
"...Anyways, the rules of eliminating anyone are quite simple! You write somebody's name onto what was supposed to be passports, but they were too big, so now they're your Total Drama Travel Visa and write whoever you want to be voted out!"
Inosuke was trying to stay awake, as Chumbucket was ingrossed in the process.
"Then you guys will gather back here and if you're safe, you get this bag of peanuts from Elizabeth! If you have too many votes or decide to quit, you go the same way that Velma did AKA out of the plane door!"
"Hold on, are we in the air?" Chumbucket asked.
"We are not in the air, it wouldn't clear."
Elizabeth opened the door and blew in some Carribean air that were sorely needed.
"Alright, get your votes lined up!"
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Chumbucket had something to say, writing down Catalina.
"You must have some kind of unholy aura around you."
Catalina was up next and wrote the squirrel's name down quietly on the visa.
Pit wrote Catalina obviously.
"Since you're a criminal, a villain and just not nice to be around."
Robyn sighed as she her put her vote down and Spamton, I think, smiled when he wrote it down.
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Catalina and Julie looked at each other.
"Alright, tourists, when I call your name, you bag of peanuts will get thrown to ya!"
Hunter and Inosuke looked at each other.
"Hunter!"
"Inosuke!"
"Chumbucket!"
"Zee!"
"Miko!"
"Papyrus!"
"Giovanni!"
"Robyn!"
"Tiana!"
"Kipo!"
"Blocky!"
He grinned.
"Doreen AKA Squirrel Girl!"
"Fenneko!"
"Isabella!"
"Allen!"
"Sheva!"
"and Spamton!"
"Oh, thank the [Heavens!]"
"You guys have no votes! Pit, Catalina, Julie Powers and Sandy Cheeks, be a little more scared because you guys have some votes on ya!"
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"Pit!"
"Why did I get votes, what did I do?" Pit asked, before digging in. "Oooh, nice bag of peanuts!"
"You've got some good ones, Chris!" Miko remarked.
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"Julie Powers!"
"Suck on that, people who wanted to vote me out!"
She could only taunt the voters.
"It's down to the ever controversial Catalina Alves and the ever smart Sandy Cheeks and which veteran is going to be the first boot tonight!" Chris announced.
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Catalina was grasping her cross that she definitely didn't steal.
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Sandy looked around at the team that she didn't trust too much.
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"SANDY CHEEKS!"
The squirrel knew better than to celebrate.
"WHAT?!" Catalina shrieked.
"You're out, Sandy! Maybe you'll return for the fourth time, who knows!"
"Hahaha, yeah, bitch, I'm still in here!" Catalina shouted. "Mi juego está empezando, Sandy!"
"Just don't shove it into my face." Sandy muttered. "I actually get it."
She walked to the door and then looked back at her teammates.
"Not sure why y'all voted me out over Catalina and Julie, but I woulda voted myself if I was someone." Sandy humbly admitted. "Though Hank's gonna be mad, Spongebob ain't..."
"Alright, here's your parachute, Sandy! Elizabeth, do the honours!"
Sandy looked a little miffed.
"Hasta-la vista, Sandy!" Elizabeth cheerfully said.
The squirrel ate grass with her parachute automatically dropping in some LEGOs.
"I would not step on those with bare feet, it will severely hurt!"
Sandy just got up and got hit with the trap, as Elizabeth quickly closed the door.
*Sandy's elimination confessional*
She had a short montage.
"I've got an opportunity time to make efficient use of it. As much as that team could actually go to hell in a haybasket, I would understand why they booted me out. There's some people that are willing to be strategic even in this group of fun-loving freaks who know a thing or two about teamwork...and the only thing I regret was not helping to co-ordinate the newbies!"
She looked a little pissed.
"To those who wanna be strategic, I'm more mad at Catalina for being an no good hoodlum than you for gettin' a very wise idea."
*Confessional cut*
Chris was in his piloting duds.
"Finally, we've got this season started! You guys have been waiting for this season for two years and now that my schedule's cleared and there's a good reason for this season! We've got more of these newcomers and veterans on the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA X: CROSSED TREES!"
To be continued in the third episode, where the people go to the second highest country in South America and while there might have been some troubles with getting Winter Warriors done and having to sort out Crossed Trees' issues, this is finally happening!
Albeit with a few extras.
Do you know what's not extra?
Having a solo elimination to start off and it's not a very controversial despite the fact her game was kinda lacking on the outset thanks to the Tree Walkers being seriously disadvantaged and it actually doesn't help that she's basically poised to be a winner.
Sandy Cheeks is one of those players that thanks to her experience in returning in UI to outlast some of the more notable veterans that will have their own game in this season.
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