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Since the pictures keep disappearing go check out these posts https://www.tumblr.com/c4l4mityv4in/785056078836760576/post-by-c4l4mityv4in-10-images
I hope I didn’t mess anything up, btw I raised the kids' ages and lowered Juugo’s cause I thought it would be cute for him to be the tallest and oldest looking in the friend group but actually being the youngest
This was obvious to me, I’ve seen so much Menma fanart and Kawaki needs a happy childhood (notice how he doesn’t have the Kara tatoo). I wanted to give Kawaki and Sarada a whiskers too but I couldn’t make it look good. Also if you haven’t read Pink In The Night, Naruto doesn’t actually have that ugly ass haircut and has his original hair/Jiraiya book hair. Also I firmly believe that the sexy jutsu was a way for Naruto to be openly Genderfluid.
Sarada was originally in this family but I loved Sasuke being a girl-dad too much, also I would love to get Sakura training Hima
I LOVE SHIKANEJI!!! Also I think a Nara with the Byakugan would be so interesting to see how Shikadai specifically would mix his Kekkei Genkais
This was a scrap pairing and then I realized how much I loved it, Karin living in Konoha and having a child would also be an interesting way for both the Uzumaki children and Naruto to learn how to use their Kekkei Genkai from her.
Choji and Omoi fit just as much As Karui x Choji so no one can be mad about this one
LEEGAA/GAALEE MY LOVES! I have no commentary for this but I’m super curious about the sibling dynamic between Shinki and Metal 
I have no commentary, I just think this all makes so much sense 
Kankiba has lowkey become one of my favorite ships in history, the moment I’m done writing my Halloween fic, I’m going to write a Kankiba fanfic. (I’m a slow writer and I’m scared if I don’t start writing now it won’t be ready in October) 
Quite forgotten boys in love and their daughter, they actually all have a ninja butterfly that looks like a bow with an Italian name, Shino’s is Carmela, Sai’s is Mariangela and Hako’s is named Margherita, as in the flower not the drink. Also open marriage because I stumbled on Shino x Kiba x Kankuro and I love it now, here is the link for the art, https://www.tumblr.com/xmikaelx/781754510946205696/i-will-not-forgive-what-they-did-to-my-pimpollos 
Kakashi has SO much chemistry with SO many guys, this choice was so hard, I was this close to adding Gai to the polycule 
If you’re thinking “Sasha this pairing is so random”, you would be right but a perfect storyline came to me at midnight while I was trying to sleep and now I live this ship. Also I un-whitewashed Mirai cause her father and grandfather both had way darker skintone than here, tbh she looked as pale as a ghost. 
This is based on the one scene where Shizune is complaining about having no love life to Kurenai. And thus this ship was born 
I love these two and I would love to write a fic about their life together one day 
Immortal husbands with technically immortal children. I also just think JiraOro are such a great pairing. 
This is femme 4 femme looks with butch 4 butch mentality and I think they just make sense together 
You know the aunt and uncle you see constantly but you never see the cousin that comes with the set? And when you see said cousin he feels ten times older than you and treats you like a little kid? This is them in my mind 
Denki being Sasori’s son makes sense in my mind since his last name is important to his character I couldn’t just take it away, also Deidara is in a romantic relationship with both Sasori and Obito bit they only have a platonic relationship. I would also love to build a way for Denki to use his Sharingan in his area of expertise, yk? 
Since the Noe event is more or less canon in this AU, I like to think Kakuzu finds a soft spot for Sumire and asks Hidan to adopt her and Hidan just becomes the worst best girl dad ever spoiling her rotten, quickly followed by Kakuzu cause he weak when it comes to his daughter. 
My OC Yume, she has a Kekkei Genkai of her own tho is the last left in her bloodline which means only she can use it, it’s basically sleep and dream manipulation I haven’t got a name for it yet, I can’t draw but I imagined her like a mixture of this and genin Tsunade. Also I love Konan x Yahiko x Nagato so of course I’m going to make that canon in my AU. 
Finally the Kumo nins, These two were also obvious to me, also I found out Darui and Cee are almost 30 in Shippuden, seriously Kishimoto why do you draw teenagers looking like adults and adults looking like teenagers!? I’M CONFUSED HERE! Also I spelled Cee like the videogames cause just C pisses me off for some reason