Chapter Text
*Ego Jinpachi has created a groupchat*
*Ego Jinpachi added 23 members*
*Ego Jinpachi has names this groupchat diamonds in the rough*
Isagi: p
hi
*Ego Jinpachi has made 1 person admin*
Ego: add whoever you like, make whoever you like admin so and so, dont remove me so i can supervise this group
*Ego Jinpachi has gone offline*
Chigri: WHY IS ISAGI THE ADMIN?
Isagi: lmao sucks to suck ig
reo: like how he was sucking kunigmai8syfbey8f7*^ftyvcc7SA897T9A6eFa
isagi: what the fuck!
bachira: why did i see chigiri jumping reo at the cafeteria 💔😭
chigiri: nothing lmao....
*Kunigami has left the groupchat*
chigiri: WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT
*Chigiri has added 1 person to the group chat*
bachira:i remember when one of the uh foreign students came up to me and they wanted to talk
but like I wasn't wearing my translator
so i had NO idea what he was saying
he did look really nice thoughm
niko: what did he look like
i met one of the foreign students and they seemed really interested in me 😭
bachira: had had like, an ahoge like hiori? blonde hair and a little fang
he also spoke french i think
niko: ohh his name was charles
i really like him, he knows all my interests
and so like we talked about pokemon
banana fish
madoka magica
jjk
literally anything anime related
or manga
tbh i dont really think that matters like
whatever, he said my bangs looked cute
no one EVER says that
HE ALSO SAID HE KNEW VOCALOID
LIKE THATS CRAZY
he said his favourite was len, because he said he looked like him
i didnt really see the resemblance but whatever makes him happy
Hiori: niko....
niko: ....
*[Niko has deleted 14 messages]*
Niko: my bad chat
shidou: he's down BAD
Me for that one guy named SAE ITOSHI
Sae: ....
Rin: ....
hey stop copying me
sae: ho i said it first??
rin: i planned to say it first though
isagi: why is sae in here anyway, he doesnt go to our school nymore
rin: agreed someone should kick him
shidou: NO WE WILL NOT KILL SAE ITOSHI
?? why'd i say kill
NO WE SHALL NOT KICK MY GLORIOUS KING SAEEEEE
both meanings mean the same thing anyway lol
Niko: and you say im down bad 💔💔
nanase: what does down bad mean?
rin: nothing.
nanase: oh
okay!
hiori: he's really innocent, i could never 💔
isagi: tbh i don't think any of us could
kurona; even me, me
bachira KURONAAAAAA
Kurona: hihi!
*diamonds in the rough*
otoya: OMG WHO IS BLASTING WHAT IS LOVE BY TWICE??
Reo: sorry
otoya: NO YOU DONT HAVE TO BEEE, LET ME JOIN
Reo: sure 😭😭
this is like the first time someone wanted to sing w me
chigiri: yeah because yours singing sounds terrible
reo: just like your moans smh
nagi: what
chigiri: REO??
Bachira: omg i used to listen to that song once
otoya: coming to your dorm
bachira: and like i always sang it in the halls in middle school, i think people found it annoying
BUT i kid you not i learnt all the lyrics, even the korean ones
otoya: real i learnt like most of the english because i found that song a week ago but yk
the biggest twice fan you'll ever SEE 💪💪
Bachira: I'M GONNA WRITE THE LYRICS WHILE YOU SING
I literally love that song omg
i wanna know know know know (WHAT IS LOVE?)
What is love? Will love come to me someday?⤵
언젠간 나에게도 사랑이 올까?
Just imagining this now⤵
지금 이런 상상만으로도
isagi: sigh....
bachira: i legit CANT type on my korean keyboard and keep up with the lyrics
sorry gang
barou: hey just and idea (not an idea you should all do it) WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST GO TO SLEEP.
Karasu: fr
otoya: ong TABI??
Karasu: hi. i realized you weren't in bed to i went onto my phone and so on
i found this gc so
yukimiya: sighhghghgh
Karasu: OH YEAH YUKKI CAME HERE TO MEET US
Otoya: okay wow yukki why didn't you tell me, i would have just screamed along with the lyrics in my dorm sitting next to yalls
yukimiya: surprises dont exist ig 💔
also i wouldnt want that
i would have left straight away
karasu: hate to agree 😭
reo: ok but otoya's singing eats
karasu: its not his singing, his singings awesome
its the way he shouts really loud when singing ANY twice song
yukimiya: obsessed ass 🤷🏻♂️
otoya:💔
*shidou is typing*
Sae: don't
shidou: i wasn't gonna type nothing
*diamonds in the rough*
*5:43am*
*Shidou has added 1 user*
Shidou: evil gang 😈
Charles: evil gang😈
*diamonds in the rough*
*9:56am*
Niko: JKSFDBJKFGLJUGIULGHUIG
thank you shidou d
*Niko has deleted one message*
Isagi: this is lowkey the first time i saw someone say thank you to shidou
apart from when he gave sae a grape soda
why grape anyway
shidou: grape is actually really good smh 🙄
Sae:grape SOLOS
rin:.... real
bachira: gasp, screenshotted
guys what do you think @hiori would taste like
hiori: what.
isagi: i think he'd taste like bluebrry
idk its the vibes
otoya: i lowkey think he would taste like those blue flavoured ice pops
karasu: blue isnt a flavour...
otoya: shhhh.
niko:🤤
he'd taste like artificial blue food colouring
bachira: i thought he'd just taste like strawberries
hiori: i onc e had a boyfriend and because i put on blueberry smelling cologne he said i'd taste like blueberries
isagi: i was his ex btw
hiori: isagi.
why do you guys want to know what i taste like anyway 😭
bachira: 🤷🏻♂️
niko: 🤷🏻♂️
otoya: 🤷🏻♂️
isagi: 🤷🏻♂️
karasu: 🤷🏻♂️
Chapter 2: What the skibid is going on here!!
Summary:
popopo
Chapter Text
*diamonds in the rough*
*6:34pm*
Bachira: Im gonna play brookhaven
hiori: omg can i bomb yer house??
niko: kk im joining
user?
Bachira: Bumblebee_sweets34556
niko: cool
hiori :tyyyy
*In brookhaven*
bee = bachira
hiroro = hiori
commonnikow = niko
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG = isagi
(these are displays)
Bee: what rp we be doing
hiroro: omg where like you're the mom niko's the dad and im the menacing child
commonnikow: no?? IM YOUNGER THAN YOU??
bee:wtv get in my uhh swan vehicle
commonnikow: why swan..
bee: swans are sigma!! plus it make a quacking noise whenever you beep
*ISAGIGIGIGIGIG has joined you*
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG: sigh.. wait for me y'all
hioriro: GHELPP
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG:why are we a swan 3
bee: because i said so so
*they drove to the uh hair salon*
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG;oh em gee.
commonnikow: we could have js walked here fr
bee: GUYS look we should dye our hair 😻
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG:kk
(bachira dyed his blue, isagi dyed his red, hiori died his pink, niko dyed his green)
Hiroro: omg bachira we're tv girl
bee: OMG YES
commonnikow: hold up gang
*niko dyed his hair purple*
commonnikow: IM YALLS CHILD 😻
ISAGIGIGIGIGIG: HELPP
(all of them start randomly dancing in a circle*
hiroro: IM CRYGIHNG WHY IS BACHIRA DANCING LIKE THAT
bee: my moves areslaying
commonniko2:pop off king 🤙🏻
*ISAGIGIGIGIGIG left the server*
hiroro: aw darn 3
commonnikow: ok yeah i agree w isagi, we did NOT roleplay
hiroro: i lwk didnt get to bomb yer guys' house
bee: LOL
bee: this game was boring anyways ella mayo
bee ################
bee: ??
hiroro: thats just roblox chat
*comonnikow left the server*
*bee left the server*
hiroro: awh darn...
*hiori then exploded someones house*
*hiroro left the server*
*diamonds in the rough*
*6:58pm*
chigiri: IOEDFNIUPBNJIERBEUJ
Reo: chigiri calm down 😭😭
chigiri: YEAH BUT THAT WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS HE'S TALKED TO ME??
Bachira: whats happening?
hiori: oh
up read
bachira: GASP, HE RARELY SPEAKS TO ANYONE??
WHAT DID HE SAY 🥳🥳
Chigiri:....
ok maybe i shouldn't celebrate to much
but when i said morning he finally said morning back
but it was like "mrng.."
kunigami: you do know im in this chat.
*chigiri has gone offline*
Reo: LMAAOOAAOO
Kunigami: ?
reo: dw bro he's js obsessed fr 🤫🧏♀️
*kunigami has gone offline*
isagi: i cant believe i witnessed that
I was there when kunigami said morning guys
kiyora: i just watched gacha life mini movies singing battles and they were singing devils dont fly
that shit was peak
niko: no but kiyora's literally me
shidou: evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
evil gang😈
Charles: evil gang😈
sae: ryu... come down from the ceiling..
rin" imagine your boyfriend climbing onto your ceiling
could never be mine
kurona: your boyfriend is literally nanase, he's like the most normal, normal
nanase: aww thank youu (o゜▽゜)o☆
kurona: (❁´◡`❁)
niko:OK BUT BACHIRA WHY WAS YOUR LAG SO BAD IN GAME
WHEN YOU WERE LIKE
DANCING
YOU KEPT TELEPORTING EVERYWHERE? AND YOU GOT UP INTO MY FACE ONCE AND THAT JUMPSCARED ME SO HARD
bachira: my lag is undefeatable gang
how to get rid of lag
shidou: by giving it dihh...
isagi: SHIDOU NO.
Shidou: EXPLOSION
charles: KABOOMOMOMOOMMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM
shidou: 😈😈
charles: 😈😈
hiori: are we gonna ignore the fact kiyora watches gacha life singing battles?
isagi: HIORI YOU CANT BE SPEAKING, YOU SENT ME ONE OF THOSE BUT KAISAGI
niko: LMAOAOAOAO
Kiyora: gacha life singing battles are absolutely peak no one can tell me otherwise
charles: omg real
like i once watched this gacha singing battle, and yk how we're like famous and all that
we were in the gacha life singing battle
niko: I WATCHED THTA HE SENT ME THE LINK
charles: and the first round it was reonagi
reo: why's it always us 💔
like thats legit the first thing i see in my twitter
isagi:...
reo: I KNOW ITS CALLED X, TWITTER JUST SOUNDS BETTER.
Isagi: okay .... ☹☹
chigiri: bawling my eyes out
i forgot kunigami was in the group
bachira: i always wondered why people said bawl
like
bawl sounds like baller which was a meme in like 20293 or smt
nagi: oh yeah that meme
tbh it wasnt that funny
isagi: bachira.. i think 20293 is ahead our time..
hiori: he's a time traveller guys!!
bachira: HELP NO I MEANT 2023
I was born in 1234
isagi:??
random ass
rin: your ass was NOT born in 1234
isagi: i just realized thats counting up
chigiri: what
isagi: no its like 1-2-3-4
reo: you're all ugly
chigiri: i was lowkey wishing he'd use the wrong "you're" so i could correct him
Reo: would never
yukki: could never
otoya: would..
karasu: 😭😭
hiori: i just realized, if otoya karasu and yukki are all dating
how do they say ily
do they js go
(karasu: ily
yukimiyaa: ily
otoya: ily
karasu: ily
yukimiya: ily)
yukki: no we all js say ily ONCE
otoya: not true
karasu: not true
yukki: ...
sigh....
karasu: remember that one time when we were saying ily for 1 minute just so we could get it to both of you
otoya: i still have that screenshotted
hiori: 😭❓
karasu: same, we can give yall proof if ye guys want
bachira: no
chigiri: no thanks...
reo: im good :[
nagi: no
niko: NO
kiyora: wtv
kunigami: .
rin: do i even have to say
shidou: YES 😜
sae: no?
nanase: no thank youu (●'◡'●)
yukki : out of all of them nanase's was the kindest
otoya: WHO SAID YES
oh i can read their name
karasu surprised you can read..
otoya: fucking kys
karasu: NO WHAT 💔💔☹☹
*diamonds in the rough*
*8:54pm*
isagi: omg can i lowkey like
give you guys nicknames
because im admin
chigiri: no
isagi: you're right i'll do it tomorrow then 😜
you guys will have the sigmaest names dw 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Notes:
SIGHHH
Chapter 3: Peak shi 🔥🔥
Summary:
absolute PEAK
Notes:
The new nicknames:
isagoat 🔥 = isagi
buzzy 🐝 = bachira
Ninja = otoya
honda = karasu
purple (bun) = reo
unc 👴 = aiku
k**ser = kaiser
magician 🧙♂️ = ness
fang 🔥= charles
horny demon 😓 = shidou
6 lashes = sae
5 lashes = rin
shark 🦈 = kurona
Model = yukimiya
blueberries = hiori
bangs kid = niko
gacha life singing battles = kiyora
Xx_Fallen_angel_xX = kunigami
anger issues ☹ = raichi
gagabearu 🐻 = gagamaru
idol lover = sendou
pink = chigiriok so i just have to remember all of these
Chapter Text
*diamonds in the rough*
*7:54am*
Isagi: heh.. i can finally change your usernames 🔥🔥
*Isagi has changed 22 usernames*
pink: e
MY HAIR IS NOT PINK
isaGOAT🔥: YES it is
pink: NUH UH
ALSO PINK IS SO BORING
isaGOAT : what else dyou want me to call you 💔
pink: speedstar idk
purple (bun): thats so corny though
im getting flashbacks of shidou.
blueberry; i think he got some names from shidou idk
horny demon 😓: because i am THE og fr 💯
buzzy 🐝: oh yeah uh, i got some of the foreign students numbers!!
*buzzy 🐝 has added 2 people*
kaiser: what
ness: hi
*buzzy 🐝 has changed 2 usernames*
k**ser: im guessing thats us
WHY is my name tagged out
buzzy🐝: isagi gets triggered whenever he sees your name
magician🧙♂️: LMAO
Hey you dont even know i do magic?
pink: i told bachira that you were doing magic in science
magician🧙♂️: ??
ok then?
purple (bun): but science is technically already magic
magician 🧙♂️: my mother says thats stupid
and that nothings magic 🤷🏻♂️
bangs kid:....
YOU MEAN SANTA ISN'T REAL??
idol lover: of course he's real! he only comes when we're sleeping!
bangs kid: what abt the tooth fairy??
idol lover: that too!
bangs kid: yay
blueberries: i was 'bout to go ballistic when niko said santa wasn't real
what does ballistic even mean
6 lashes: basically 'fly into a rage' or smt
5 lashes: you searched that up didn't you.
6 lashes: 🤫🧏♀️
horny demon 😓: i never thought i'd see sae mew 😭
whatever screenshotted 💙
*diamonds in the rough*
*8:32am*
unc 👴: guys my dormmates dog died
what do i say
ninja: thats crazy
honda: my condolences
model: ??
TOYA??
ninja: whoopsies!
honda: toya that is NOT a whoopsies moment
unc 👴: y'all have done NO help
i said, im sorry for your loss
ninja: sigh 💔
why do you guys never take my recommendations
smh
honda: BECAUSE YA DONT SAY THAT WHEN SOMEBODYS DOG HAS DIED
model: toya.
ninja: well sorry
model: toya its basic manners.
*diamonds in the rough*
*9:23am*
ninja: i am the ninja, no one will find me
honda: you remind me of naruto
ninja: what
who's he
honda: WDYM YOU'RE A NINJA AND YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED NARUTO??
ninja: ive watched boruto?
naruto sounds like a rip off
blueberries: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You got a bad one tabi 💔
and yukki
i feel bad
ninja: what
WHAT
Honda: until you watch naruto im not letting you kiss me
smh
ninja: 💔😭😭
buzzy🐝: lets kic him
model: plrease do
ninja: WHAT
*Buzzy 🐝 has kicked 1 user*
Pink: talking about naruto, who is yalls fav characters?
mine is gaara cz he's a red head like me 🤑
purple(bun): you're hair is hot pink?
pink: no its not
purple (bun): it is
pink: correction, it is NOT
Keyword, NOT
honda: i actually wanted to put your hair through those colour picker thingy
send a pic of ur hair
pink: no
Xx_fallen_angel_xX: i also wanted to know tbh
oh come on isagi.
isaGOAT🔥: you're literally a fallen angel??
Xx_fallen_angelxX: were the x's necessary?
isaGOAT🔥 : yes
*pink has sent 1 attachment*
honda: thanx
pink: i bt its gonna say red in the name
blueberries: i bet 100 yen that it will say pink in the name
pink: it will NOT ecause it's RED
honda: the colour that came out was Light carmine pink
blueberries: 100 yen where??
pink: ts rigged 💔
it is NOT PINK
isaGOAT🔥: what if i changed your name to 'Light carmine pink'
pink: isagi istg
isaGOAT🔥: no one can stop me 😜
*isaGOAT🔥 has changed one user*
Light carmine pink: i hate you
isaGOAT🔥: ilyt!!
Xx_fallen_angel_xX: ...
isaGOAT: nvm
purple (bun): 😭😭
horny demon 😓: ngh sae with his bangs
5 lashes: what.
6 lashes: what.
blueberries: 😲
bangs kid: ☹
purple (bun): 🤔
Light carmine pink: no that was not needed
horny demon😓: JUST HEAR ME OUT GUYS
Not junior lashes though
5 lashes: smh
*diamonds in the rough*
*9:21pm*
buzzy🐝: why is isagi's aura green
same with rinrin's
do they stink or sum
isaGOAT🔥: 😭❓❓
5 lashes: fuck you too
buzzy🐝: ok but i see them take showers
isaGOAT🔥: YOU WHAT NOW??
buzzy🐝: what can i say
blueberries: ts crazy!!
nagi: i think its bcz we tke communl showrs tgther
isaGOAT🔥: oh 😭
replying to Light carmine pink➡ | who's yalls favourite character m...
purple(bun): probably haku
femboy ass /j
Light carmine pink: real
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:56pm*
honda: TOYA TOLD E HE HAD A CHOKING KINK WHAT
model: i was there ☹
buzzy🐝: WHAT/?
IM GONNA ADD HIM BACK HOLD UP
*buzzy🐝 has added 1 user*
buzzy🐝: DO YOU HAVE A CHOKING KINK??
Otoya: HELLO?
TABI IM GONNA KILL YOU
NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT THEY DIDNT LET ME FINISH SAYING "SLASH JAY"
💔💔
honda: NO BECAUSE I TACKLED YOU AND FAKE CHOKED YOU
AND YOU SAID YOU LIKED THAT??
otoya: MY NECK WAS TICKLISH AND THEN I SAID I HAD A CHOKING KINK AS A JOKE
ONGGGG
model: IT DID NOT SOUND LIKE A JOKE??
otoya: WELL IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS ☹☹
blueberries: IM CACKLING
Light carmine pink: HGEEPEPELLEP
Barou: go to SLEEP istg
also otoya thats weird as fuck
otoya: 😭😭😭😭
JOKE LANG 💔💔😓😓
*diamonds in the rough*
*1:38am*
blueberries: i wrote a fanfic about otoyas choking kink
imma send you guys a screenshot
| Karasu was stunnend to hear a slight whimper after he tackled him down
| [ Dude you okay?] karasu asked otoya,
| otoya whispered, [yeah..] he touched the hand karasu was using to fake choke him
| [ i like it like this,]
blueberries: Shhhhh
buzzy🐝: IM CRYING?
Otoya: WHY ARE YOU GUYS JUST NO YOUR PHONE?
ITS 1AM
pls
NO HIORI DELETE THAT I BEG YOU
blueberries: no lmao
otoya: DONT POSTY IT I WILL ACTUALYL
blueberries: whoopsies
the name is called [otoya's kink..] btw | ((this is a joke and i dont think there is a fanfic of this 😭))
otoya: kys 😭
Chapter 4: group project
Summary:
a chapter where they all go into groups inside of science
Notes:
ok so uh
i added another nicknameheadband = nanase
Chapter Text
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:34am*
purple (bun) : gang did you hear we're getting split up into groups for a science project
Light carmine pink: yup, im glad im w you 😂😂
purple (bun): i hate you
here are the groups
1. isagi, barou, ness
2. reo (me) , chigiri, nagi
3.otoya, niko, hiori
4. yukimiya, kiyora, aryu
5. karasu, raichi, gagamaru
6.aiku, sendou, sae
7. shidou, charles, kaiser
isaGOAT🔥: atleast im with ness 💔
magician🧙♂️: i dont even know barou
barou: thats me.
magician🧙♂️: oh
Light carmine pink: NO IM WITH REO AND NAGI, I'LL BE THIRD WHEELING
HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEIR LOVEY DOVEY SHIT 💔💔
Nagi: lol imgne
Light carmine pink: ONG I DONT THINK NAGI'LL DO ANY WORK ANYWAY
WHY IS HE SO USELESS
purple(bun): he's actually really smart
ig he just
horny demon😓: CHARBOYYY
IM WITH YOU
😈
fang 🔥: HELL YEAH
😈
K**ser; ong
please tell me you WILL be doing som of the work
horny demon😓: dw bro we gotchu
fang🔥: 🔥
*reo has created a groupchat*
*reo has named the groupchat 'science project'*
*reo has added nagi and chigiri*
reo: ok so
this is where we explain our stuff
chigiri: legit all we're doing is making a rainbow
nagi: thts sch a hssle
reo: smh
Chigiri, you'll be in charge of the weather, checking if it will be sunny n that stuff
nagi, you'll be doing the water
and i'll do our scores
chigiri: sure
nagi: mkay..
_________________________________________________________________________________________
Chigiri got up from his bed and was about to go find temperatures online when he suddenly remembered the experiment was only due on friday
(it was monday)
he got back onto his bed and started watching tiktok, scrolling through pinterest, watching vids on youtube and so on
Chigiri ➡ Kunigami
Chigiri: hi ren
*left on read*
chigiri sighed "like always...''
he lay on his bed silently, watching his clock go by
_________________________________________________________________________________________
Nagi didn't have to do much anyway, he didnt need to look for temperatures, try to find sunny days, write down scores
really all he had to do was hold a hose somewhere
so he sat in his bed playing video games like always
_________________________________________________________________________________________
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:39am*
horny demon 😓: EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
fang🔥:EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
EVIL GANG😈
buzzy🐝: STOP SPAMMING 😭😭
IM TRYNNA SLEEP BEFORE MY NEXT CLASS STARTS
Fang🔥: awhh no fun
buzzy🐝: hold up
EVIL GANG😈
horny demon😓: HELL YEAH 🔥🔥
Otoya: can i be called ninja again i watched naruto 😓😓
isaGOAT🔥: ...sure...
*isagi has changed 1 user*
ninja: e
YAY
Honda: smh
_________________________________________________________________________________________
karasu ➡ otoya
You: ong we should create a group chat called "ugly people" add everyone from the group chat then leave
otoya: EVEN YUKKI?
You: ig not
yeah lets add him too
otoya: LMAO OKAY?
_________________________________________________________________________________________
*otoya has created one group*
*otoya has added 22 people*
*otoya has named this group the uglies"
*otoya and one other user left*
isagi: what
bachira: HEY IM NOT UGLY
chigiri: ABSOLUTE BITCHES?
yukimiya: wow even me
isagi: you unattractive unsightly displeasing horrible plain looking hideous plain unlovely unintelligent ignorant dense brainless mindless foolish dull-witted dull slow-witted witless slow simple minded empty headed revolting repellent repulsive sickening nauseating nasty faul gross disgusting vile wicked piece of trash
in short, you both of you (otoya and karasu) are absolute BITCHES
Reo: LMAOAOAOO
Bachira: WHY'D HE TYPE THAT SO QUICKY
Hiori: oh
slursagi strikes again
bachira: slursagi strikes again
yukimiya:slursagi strikes again
niko: slursagi strikes again
aryu: slursagi strikes again
rin: slursagi strikes again.
charles: slursagi?
slursagi strikes again
shidou: slursagi strikes again
barou: slursagi strikes again
nagi: slursagi strikes again
chigiri; slursagi strikes again
reo:slursagi strikes again
isagi: IM GETTING BULLIED??
*diamonds in the rough*
*1:16PM*
honda: giggling still
isaGOAT🔥 :fuck you
buzzy 🐝: i'm beautiful 💔
purple (bun): GASP guys did you hear the news?
model: gays*
purple (bun): same thing
anyway
WE'RE GOING ON A SCHOOL TRIP 🥳🥳
bangs kid: in our favourite rocket ship...
blueberries: zooming through the sky
nagi: little einstein
purple( bun): omd
anyway apparently were going to like
did you guys not listen to ego?
buzzy🐝: no lmao
i heard trip then ........................................................................
blueberries: real!
Purple(bun): anyway i heard we were going on a plane
headband:oh
purple(bun): ?
headband: apparently its going to be the whole school coming
like seniors, juniors that stuff
model: ohh right
nagi: so....won't it b rlly loud on the plne?
Light carmine pink: yup
lmao 😂
nagi: nvr d tht agn
bangs kid; boi are you allergic to vowels??
barou: istg
Headband: hold on ive never met the seniors before
are they kind (●'◡'●)?
horny demon😓: no
model: oh
headband: oh
6 lashes: yukimiya WHAT do you mean by oh, you're a senior now aren't you??
model: gonna go feed my glasses 😴
k**ser: me and ness are seniors
magician 🧙♂️: yup
headband: oh ness! he's kind to me i like him ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
magician🧙♂️: awh💙
shark boy 🦈: thats really cute, cute
*diamonds in the rough*
*4:12pm*
purple(bun): ONG HE'S SO FINE LIKE GAHAHHAAHAH, I WISH HE'D JUST PUT A RING ON MY FINGER ALREADY
HIS EYES ARE SO CUTE, HIS SMILE IS SO SILLY HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY
HE'S SO INTELLEGENT ASWELL GRRR
MY LOVELY WIFEIEIEIEIEEEE
nagi: what
Light carmine pink: nagi he's talking about you
nagi: oh
k
isaGOAT🔥: WHAT?
Buzzy🐝: i wouldn't react like that
ninja: #icouldtreatyoubetter
unc👴: you literally cheated on all of your girlfriends.
idol lvoer: you ACNNOT be talking
bangs kid: omd shush unc 💔
Light carmine pink: OMG I COULD TREAT YOU BETTER??
I WOULD SAY TANK YOU...
HOW DOES HE NOT LIKE
purple(bun): oh
are we gonna like.. rp
Light carmine pink: yes
"I could treat you better than he could! please you just won't give me a chance, not even one!" I screamed out to reo, as his eyes widened.
purple(bun): "but, 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 my love! He's the one that i met... he made me smile made me laugh-!" He was cut off by the sound of wind,
model: HELLO?
Light carmine pink: " I could do that! i know i met you later on, but he's not worth it! i know i can do better, you just have to believe in me!" he exclaimed, tears falling from his eyes.
bangs kid: ong
*dramatic gasp*
purple(bun): 'But! You never gave me a chance! How could i trust you when you barely trust in me" he said, crying from the tension
model: GASPSPSSP
bangs kid: japanese cherry blossoms starts blowing on the screen with dramatic light rain
purple(bun): "He treated me differntly! you always forgot about me," his crying got harder
light carmine pink: i promise, i'll treat you better than anyone ever could 💙🌸
model: THE FLOWER EMOJI?
oooooooooohowh
bangs kid: this is peak entertainment
purple(bun): end of the episode heh
idol lover: omg that was so emotional it made me cry
model: agreed
light carmine pink: what do we call it?
bangs kid: nagireo break up..
purple(bun): no thats to simple
model: how about, hello and goodbye
light carmine pink: YES thats the one 😈😈
horny demon😓: DID I HEAR 😈
fang🔥: 😈
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*science project*
reo: CHIGIRI
i love you and all that but do you have the temperatures..
i wanna get this over and done with
chigiri: about that
i thought we'd just do it on thursday, so i didnt bother
reo: OMD
NAGI DID YOU GET THE HOSE READY?
nagi: no, its a hssle
reo: omg do that now..
nagi: m slppy
chigiri: im uh walking my hellokitty
BYE!
reo: OMD?? IM GOMING TO BOTH OF YOUR DORMS.
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reo had enough of their poor behaviour, whenever he was paired with nagi, he did no work, whenever he was paried with chigiri, he did the tiniest bit of work
it was to annoying.
. | They think they can do no work and js walk off..
reo filled up a small bucket off water, first he was going to go to nagi's room
he knocked on nagi's door and when he opened it-
SPLASH,
He threw the water all over nagi.
. | Not cool dude..
. |It's not my fault you're always doing nothing! maybe that will get you less sleepy
Nagi closed the door, not without saying bye though, and he started working on where to find school hoses,
He refilled his small bucket and walked to chigiris dorm, yes he had a roommate that could see him get soaked
did he care?
absolutely not.
He carried it all the way to his room, he knocked and when someone finally answered-
He splashed the water on- hold on, thats not chigiri?!
He splashed the water on kunigami?!
. |Kunigami?! what are you doing in chigiri's dorm??
. |Tch, nothing you should kno of, now im soaked.
. | I'm so sorry it was meant for chigiri!
kunigami shut the door in fron of him, oh gosh that was embarrassing
_______________________________________________________________________________
*science project*
reo: PLEASE just do your parts guys
i wanna get this project over and done with 💔
Chapter Text
*diamonds in the rough*
*7:34am*
bangs kid: who told me it was a good idea to watch banana fish
blueberries: i thought you'd like it..
model: didn't you already watch it a few months ago though?
bangs kid: rewatched it
stayed up all night rewatching it
i cried
i laughed
blueberries: same
but bro someone gotta suffer w me
model: what if i watched banana fish
blueberries: i don't think that would be good for your modeling career....
you could but i dont recommend
model:smh
im gonna go watch it
*diamonds in the rough*
*7:57am*
model: WHY DID
why did skipper die
i said to myself he's cute... he'll be my favorite...
bangs kid: hiori warned you 💔
model: im still gonan continue it even if it gives me eyebags...sighh...
*diamonds in the rough*
*8:12am*
honda: tell me why i went to yukki's dorm and saw him crying on the sheets
blueberries: he watched banana fish
honda: oh
ninja: heh my favourite is ash
bangs kid: wow ok
main character favourite?
ninja: ig so
he's cool lol
blueberries: hem hem, ignoring otoya
ninja: rude
blueberries: what are yalls favourite animes?
bangs kid: madoka magica
honda: mob psycho
light carmine pink: sorry for lurking 😈
Kimi ni todoke or naruto
ninja: demon slayer 💯
horny demon😓: ybc /j
jjk
bangs kid: WHAT was that first option
6 lashes: wind breaker
purple (bun): mine is toilet bound hanako-kun
5 lashes: frieren.
nagi: 1 pnch man
model: ..... delicious dungeon
blueberries: omd i LOVE that anime
anyway mine is uh the apothecary diaries
idk theres js smt abt it
bangs kid: madoka magica 🤤
blueberries: madoka magica 🤤
purple (bun): IM GIGGLING
*purple (bun) has sent an attatchment*
| Dubai chocolate covered groupchat
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|Happy boii: sometimes i wonder why i know
|some really useless words in filipino
|like baboy
|baboy means pig
|omg pork baboy 🤤
|no wait i meant pork sisig 😭
|you: LOL
|i'm gonna starts using pork baboy
|Happy boii: Pork pig
|you: pork pig 🤤
Happy boii:LOL
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| Send a message............................|
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model: as someone who uh cant really speak filipino
this made me laugh 💔
honda: smh you know EVERY language, yukki
model: yeah because what if i get a promotion and its in a different country idk
purple (bun): real
gotta learn how to speak those languages!!!
and learn how to convert money 💔
model: i dont do that 💀
purple(bun): haha... im going insane....
bru why do class start in like 2 minutes
bye chat
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:30am*
light carmine pink:ong
my friend who watches kimi ni todoke (no offense reo ily)
they sent me a video of them reacting to sawako and kazehaya kissing
and all i said was " boy their lips ain't even touchin 😭💔"
nagi: i ws thr nd thr lips did toch
purple (bun): sigh
blueberries: @Ninja
@Ninja
@Ninja
@Ninja
@Ninja
@Ninja
@Ninja
Ninja: OML MY TEACHER ASKED WHO'S PHONE WAS PINGING SYBAU 💔💔
blueberries: did you finish banana fish
ninja: no i stopped at ep 20
honda: he never properly finishes animes
bangs kid: explains...
anyway who cried during banana fish 🤤
(me)
blueberries: me 😭
ninja: not me 🤤
5 lashes: no.
6 lashes: you do know your walls aren't that soundproof
gang he watched banana fish when it was half term and my room is right next to his
i was like minding my own business then i heard sobbing
bangs kid: LOL
headband: noo D:
blueberries: i just realized so many people could be lurking
and we wouldn't even know it
isaGOAT🔥: me core
but are we gonna ignore the fact rin cried during banana fish when he binge watches horror movies
5 lashes: sybau
isaGOAT🔥: wtv
light carmine pink: IM GIGGLING IT WAS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY IN CLASS AND HE BROUGHT CAKE IN FOR US
AND HE WAS BEGGING THE TEACHER TO GET HIS HEAD DUNKED OR SMT WHEN ALL THE KIDS HAD THEIR SLICE
AND THE TEACHER ACCEPTED 4 SOME REASON?
AT THE CAKE GOT ALL OVER HIM ISTG 😭😭
Buzzy🐝; that was me btw
light carmine pink: OH WAS IT??
I DIDNT LOOK AT THEIR FACE SO 💀
Buzzy🐝: DID YOU NOT SEE MY HIGHLIGHTS??
Light carmine pink: i ws to busy admiring the cake b4 it got destroyed..
purple (bun): omg i have the video
*reo sent a video*
In the video it was bachira begging the teacher if someone could dunk his head inside the cake of course not before giving the slice to everyone - the video cut off - back to where bachira was with some of the cake left, one of the students dunked his head into the cake and when he got out of it, his face was covered in chocolate
blueberries: can i post that on my twitter and twitch
buzzy🐝: sure idm 💀
blueberries: heh thx
isaGOAT🔥: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OMG SCHOOL END IN JULY??
NO ONE TOLD ME
purple (bun): im pretty sure thats the month we go on the trip idk
ninja: HELLO I JUST SAW SOMEONE IN MY CLASS GLUE THEIR PEICE OF PAPER
BUT LIKE HE GLUED THE WHOLEEE THING
buzzy🐝: EWWWW
Purple (bun); who actually glues their paper like that bffr
k**ser: oh that was me
when i went to school all they gave us was tape or wet glue
ive NEVER used a gluestick 🙏🏻
magician🤷🏻♂️: ok wow never speak to me again even isagi is better now smh
@isaGOAT🔥 lets hang out PLEASE
honda: how do you guys glue your paper though
shark 🦈: smiley face then box, box
Buzzy🐝: hold on
i draw little doodles
isaGOAT🔥: awhhh thats so cute
headband: i draw a star :D
5 lashes: box it
6 lashes: you are so not serious..
remember you used to scribble
AND YOU STILL DO
5 lashes: stop calling me out.
handband: awwwwhhh 💙
thats so silly
shark 🦈: LOL
IsaGOAT🔥: now i feel boring because i cross it..
magician🧙♂️: isnt wet glue lick a normal gluestick
cz i used to like
do dots and then draw a heart
k**ser: i used to box it
Magician🧙♂️: OK THEN WHY'D YOU COVER THE WHOLE PAPER
WITH AN ACTUAL GLUESTICK??
k**ser: i didn't know it would actually be like wet glue 💀
isaGOAT🔥: someone kick this guy out of here PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Notes:
Guys im back in school so maybe i can get more ideas from the stories that happen in it,
btw the trip will be happening somewhere in june?also bachira's birthday isn't today i js wanted to make it up because it happened in school and bachira's was the first one that came to mind im so sorry 😭.
Chapter 6: HIORI WRITES FANFICS OMG...
Summary:
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Notes:
Basically its just hiori saying that he writes fanfics and he'll write fanfics about everyone if they pay him and random shi goes on heh
i hate school.. i forgot about this fanfic omddddd
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
*diamonds in the rough*
*8:54am*
blueberries: omd niko made me skip class so he could show me his pokemon collection
nagi: same
bangs kid; i just HAD to because like i got one of the really rare ones
blueberries: IT WAS CHARIZARD
nagi: ok but it ws kinda rare..
bangs kid: wdym kinda.
i hate you both
blueberries: anyway guys... i started writing fanfics on ao3 so if anyone wanna pay me to make them a story for them (and their lover) then i will do it 🙌😊
the payment is only 1000 yen heh...
nagi: aint no one byin tht
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:36am*
purple(bun): hiori pm me
blueberries: okay1! 😊😊
bangs kid: STOP USING THAT EMOJI YOU NEVER USE IT, IT SCARES ME
light carmine pink: thats like the first time ive seen you use a comma
*reo -> hiori*
You: so uh
could you make me a fanfic about me and nagi...
i'll pay you idk 10000 yen
hiori: YE SYESYGUGYYES MAKING IT STARIGHT WAYAY
You: ok thanx
*diamonds in the rough*
*10:38am*
honda: WHY do i keep seeing people in weird
idk
places
because i saw hiori skedaddle to the toilets, and when i checked he was sitting on one of those bench thingies AND HE WAS TAPPING HARSHLY ON HIS PHONE
IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE HE WAS TEXTING ANYONE EITHER
bangs kid: oh i wonder why...
blueberries: STOPPPP
ninja: YUKKI THREW A BOTTLE ON MY HEAD
Model: NO THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT TRUST 😭
honda: haha i was there
bangs kid: oh god
you three are always together smh
honda: im going to
retell the story because 3rd person view is funnier or whatever
so otoya asked for some water because for some reason he put his bottle into yukki's bag, and the bottle slipped out of his hand before he could hand it to him
and the waterbottle fell onto Otoya's face 💀💀
ninja: correction: it fell on my NOSE
model: my bad
honda: yukki was laughing so hard
model: it was funny...
light carmine pink: why was your bottle in yukki's bag anyway
ninja: uh.. i got tired of carrying it
model: no you bitch it was because your bag was so full of snacks and food you absolute big back that there was no space for your fatass waterbottle that you had to put it in MY BAG
WHY WAS IT SO HEAVY ANYWAY??
ninja: rude 💔💔
---> replying to: bangs kid:oh i wond..
blueberries: STOPPP OMG
Purple(bun): you sound like a teenage girl
blueberries: i bet chigiri got offended
light carmine pink: STOP
blueberries: LMAO
honda: omd
buzzy🐝: hey guys, lets recall really weird memories of people here 😋
i'll start
i remember when i first met isagi in the toilets and he was looking at himself in the mirror and HE CLIMBED ONTOP OF THE SINKS AND STARTED DOING BODY BUILDING POSES??
i watched him and he nly realized when i cleared my throught 💀
isaGOAT🔥: STOP
YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T TWLL ANYEON
buzzy🐝: sometimes i can lie
the monster inside me told me to
isaGOAT🔥: well i ahve a story abt you smh
i remember whne you told me that you were at someone elses house when you were younger and because it was your first tme there you couldnt find their room so you went into a random one and saw them on the toilet 💀
buzzy🐝: after that he called me weird and we kinda stopped being friends
light carmine pink: WHAT
Anyway i have one of reo
when he was venting to me about nagi leaving him
purple(bun): NO NO STOP STOP STOP
light carmine pink: AND HE WAS CRYING SO HARD THAT HE FARTED
AND HE FROZE MID SENTENCE BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY LOUD
purple(bun): OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH DELETE THATATATT
light carmine pink: AND INSTEAD OF TRYING TO COMFORT HIM ABOUT HIM AND NAGI I BURST OUT LAUGHING SO HARD\
purple(bun): that was so rude, i ended call after that
buzzy🐝: the way reo knew which incedent it was..
purple(bun): wdym by that
WHY DO YOU KNOW THERE WERE MANY MORE
buzzy🐝: secret
isaGOAT🔥: reo whenever you and nagi break up or whatever you say it on your story
i still have the one that said "HE'S SO UGLY I WISH HE DIED, GHOSTING HIM, BLOCKED HIM, I HIT HIM AND IM RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE AT MY DORM ANYMORE"
screenshotted
purple(bun): do you guys just screenshot my stories.
blueberries: *blueberries has sent 18 attatchements*
*the attatchments were just reo's stories
yes i do
purple(bun): HELLO?
DELET THAT OR IM REDUCING THE PRICE TO 500 YEN.
*blueberries has deleted 18 attatchments and 1 message*
blueberries: please dont remove the money
purple(bun): considering
bangs kid: dakara motto
blueberries: real hahaha...
*diamonds in the rough*
*1:24pm*
shark🦈: @blueberries
@blueberries
blueberries: yeah?
shark🦈: is it true that you're with nanase?
blueberries: of course not
why would i be?
shark🦈: i just heard a rumor going aound that you were
blueberries: ohh, but isnt rin with nanase
headband: yup :3
shark🦈: oh ok
yoyo meet me at the cafeteriaa
blueberries: ok ^^
horny demon😓: i wish i had someone care abt me like that
honda: i gotchu bro
ninja: cheater
honda: you cheat on my with yukki
ninja: we're both dating though ☹
honda: oh yeah!
model: i hate you both
honda: haha... ily2..?
model: boy watchu mean by that
honda: that reminds me of this one times otoya sent ts to me
Ninja: LMAO
honda: smh 💀
model: haha... sybau ts pmo fr icl
blueberries: LMAOO
purple(bun): SOMEONE TRANSLATE? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN ABREVIATIONS
blueberries: it says; shut your bitch ass up this shit pisses me off for real i cant lie
ninja: oh ☹
honda:💔
bangs kid: haha imagine getting dumped
gagabaru🐻: hi guys
buzzy🐝: rare goatmaru sighting??
gagabaru🐻:huh
anyway aryu was laughing so bad
this is the first time ive seen him laugh that hard
buzzy🐝: add aryu so he can tell us what happened >:3
Gagabearu🐻 has added 1 user
aryu: hi
light carmine pink: TELL US WHAT HAPPENEDDD
WHY WERE YOU LAUGHING SO BAD??
aryu: oh right so that bald guy igarashi i think, he started running down the hallway and i started to record but when he slipped on something idk what
my video cut off so when i rewatched the video it stopped when he was midway through slip
bangs kid: LMAO
hold on send the videooo
aryu has sent an attatchment (it was basically just what aryu had explained)
isaGOAT🔥: im so glad igaguri isnt in this group
buzzy🐝:real
Notes:
omg chat i FINALLY figured out how to add images, make your text slanted and that stuff
thank you to thta one youtube short that helped me 🙌🙌The bachira story that isagi said actually happened to me, except we're still friends lol
Chapter Text
diamonds in the rough
11:34am
isaGOAT🔥 has made 25 users admin
k**ser: hey what about me </3
isaGOAT🔥: haha this is bachira
i am NOT giving it to you, who knows what you could do..
k**ser: Boii.
purple(bun): hey thats my thing
k**ser: you never used it??
purple(bun): so..?
its still my thing
magician🧙♂️: haha i love seeing you get jumped by japanese people
isaGOAT🔥: i forgot you guys weren't japanese haha..
ok but why is yalls hair so THIN
not ness', ness' is cute <3
magician🧙♂️: 💙
k**ser: Ness why are you going against me im your BOYFRIEND
magician: bachiras my boyfriend now haha...
k**ser: cheater
isaGOAT🔥: nessness deserves better
he's mine now
purple(bun): why are you on isagi's phone anyway
isaGOAT🔥: he left it on the counter so i thought i'd keep it safe for him..
purple(bun): HE LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER
BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA TAKE IT AFTER HIS SHOWER?
isaGOAT🔥: oh
thatss whyyy
i wondered why he always does that!
light carmine pink: omg.
horny demon😓: this gc name so boring
why we diamonds in the rough
light carmine pink: want us to be pebbles?
ego: change it if you want idrc
6 lashes has named the gc: WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY
5 lashes: omg no
NO
CHANGE IT BACK PLEASE
IF YOU SART TELLINGTHE, WHAT HAPPENED I SWERA
horny demon😓: LMAO WHY IS HE SO SCARED
6 lashes: ima tell js to piss you off
5 lashes: OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE
6 lashes: so when rin was 11
he was making like torta with rice
BUT WHEN HE PUT BUTTER IN THE PAN IT WAS SOSO MUCH
light carmine pink: LMAO??
6 lashes: AND WHEN HE MADE THE RICE
he added to little water
so our dad had to scrape the rice from the bottom
and he gave the rice to rin
and he screamed
"WHY IS MY RICE CRUNCHY??"
and i wouldnt stop laughing
5 lashes: omg
no like i actually despise you more for saying that
6 lashes: LMAOO
horny demon 😓: im giggling
honda: confirmed
im sitting right next to him and he's laughing like a hyena
ninja: confirmed
idk man im sitting next to karasu
model: im in a different class lol
ninja: </3
honda: </3
model: shhh
go learn why are
HOW HAS SHIDOU NOT GOT CAUGHT
honda: he has
the teachers scolding him he's not rlly listening tho
light carmine pink: what if i like
y'all are so boring omd
blueberries: who lowkey wanna play cod w me
im out of class somehow, the teacher let us off early
bangs kid: haha im in the same class as hiori
nagi: jealous
purple(bun): smh
boy you legit playing pjsk in class i have no idea how you have not gotten caught yet
nagi: (ˉ﹃ˉ)
blueberries: niko come play w me wya
bangs kid; right next to yuo??
blueberries: you so short bro 😓
please grow some inches
id be happy to stretch you out..
bangs kid: no thanks..
isaGOAT🔥: i ahve my phone back
i remember when hiori said he was an ultra sadist
LIKE HELLO??
haha also im sick so......................................................................................
im not coming to school yay
buzzy🐝: and im staying w him 🤞
blueberries: omg
i carried 😜
niko died so many times i cannot count
light carmine pink: how do you play a round of cod in like 2 minutes 😓
also risking texting cz my teacher behind me talkin to someone 🤫🧏♀️
bangs kid: shh
i died like 10 times but thats ok
i was lagging so hard
blueberries: omg imagine bro...
WHY IS THE RICE CRISPY?
1:34pm
5 lashes: WHY DID SAE COME VISIT
no someone hide me pls
6 lashes: haha when i came in i saw you look at me, drop your tray of food, shout fuck, look around then run away
purple(bun): why was that so specific 😭
6 lashes: shh
horny demon 😓: SAE BAEEE
skipping class for you 🥳🥳
6 lashes: no go back to class.
when do you have lunch?
horny demon 😓: idk at like 1:50pm
smh
PLEAAAAASE sae bae lemme come meet you
6 lashes: i can wait
horny demon😓: but can i?
no
LET ME COME TO YOUUU
bangs kid: the way i would give charles chevalier the most sloppiest, juiciest, nauseating, wettest, dirtiest, sickening, astounded, stomach-turning, emetic, disgusting, revolting, abhorrent, detestable, noisome, fulsome, horrid, repugnant, loathsome, shameful, mortifying, degrading, humiliating, ignominious, eye-rolling, moist, cockeyed, astonished, drizzly, sopping, sticky, teeming soaked, loaded, sloshed, dewiest, mind-blowing, leg trembling, amazing, paralysing, gut-wrenching, vile, eye-twitching, lip biting, appalling, steamy, surprised, succulent, muggy, drippy, waterlogged, "please stop i cant take much longer" whining and begging, back arching, spit running down my mouth, eyes filled with tears, mascara running down my face, swirling my mouth around the tip, hair pulling, knees getting weaker by the minute, throat getting bruised over and over again, eyes rolled back of the head, cant even breathe from how its gurgling in my throat, ascending, hot, flabbergasting creaming in my pants, grabbing hold of his arm tightly, soul-snatching, rumbustious, scrumdiddlyumptious, death inducing load ready for takeoff at any minute, begging me to stop, edging, aching, everything in between, never ending, chained to the chair, cumshotting, creamiest creampie of creampies, vomit, licking, spitting, spiritually enticing, provoking head is crazyy
HELLO STOP THAT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A DRAFT OMG
Bangs kid has deleted 1 message
horny demon 😓: boy yo ass is down BADDDD
bangs kid: HELLO YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO SAE
you, down bed shhh
horny demon😓: WOAAAAAAH
chat does he want me to get onto his bed???
bangs kid: NO STOP THE COMMA WAS AN ACCIEENT
SO WAS THE BED
GRRR
fang🔥: HELLO I SAW THAT/?
Bro this is so skibidi
do you promise skibidi that we will stay together forever?
bangs kid: on skibidi
aryu: this is so not glam..
bangs kid: why'd you js appear out of nowhere
ALSO HEY AREN'T YOU IN MY FORM
light carmine pink: i have a ss of niko's message
im gonna send it back here for 50000 yen
purple(bun): check dms
light carmine pink: has sent 1 image
(Boii. why can't i send the image))
heh thx for the money gang
bangs kid: hello??
NO DELETE ITT
light carmine pink: nahhh
unless reo unsends my money or something
purple(bun): i dont think you can unsend money
light carmine pink: IM NOT DELETEING IT, HAH
bangs kid: NOO
charles let me come to your dorm tonight 💔☹
fang 🔥: js come now, im skipping school
bangs kid: i cant because what if my mom finds out
my mom is NOT a chill guy bro
fang 🔥: ☹
she wont find out
uhhh
who's in the same form as niko
bangs kid; lemme pull out the list rq 😭
aiku, aryu, sendou, barou, and .... lorenzo...
fang🔥: ok!
bangs kid: what are you planning.
grandpa 👴: omd take this to dms PLEASE
bangs kid: shut up old man
let my skibidi slicers speak wherever he wants
grandpa 👴: EXCUSE ME??
IM YOUR SENIOR 💀😭
bangs kid: so?
you're old as well
pervert
idol lover: LMAOOO
aiku i cant defend you w this one
grandpa 👴: you never defend me anyway bro 😭😭
idol lover: hoes before bros!
grandpa 👴: thats not how it goes
ninja: pov: your bro is your hoe 😂😂
honda: bros* are* my* hoes*
bruh ill js correct it
pov: your bros are your hoes
model: thank you 🤞
bangs kid; smh
charles, dms :3
fang🔥: YAYYY
6 lashes: y'all gay
headband: ??
whats wrong with my gay.
you wanna fight??
shark boy 🦈: HELLO WHY IS HE
NANASE 😭😭
headband: SMH
SQUARE UP SAE IMMA KILL YOU
5 lashes: uh
nanase why you mad...
headband: that antenna guy spilt juice on my head
horny demon 😓:" IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWERA
PLEASE
NO NANASE FORGIVE ME EVERYINES GOING TO JUMO ME
oh hey im the best fighter here nvm haha
light carmine pink: yeah not when EVERYONES gonna fight you bro 😛
headband: get ready bro 😡😡😡😡😡
ok uh
5 lashes: nanase is actually a very good fighter.
he once tried to fight me and he ended up winning bro.
horny demon 😓: what
diamonds in the rough
2:21pm
horny demon 😓: @headband im sorry for what i did to you even though it was an accident..
and im sorry to everyone else ig?
headband: okay!
anyway rinrin come to my dorm tonight please :3
5 lashes: sure
Notes:
i love when niko's downbad LMAOO
also the crunchy rice thing hapened to me (im not a good cook pro)
Chapter Text
hiorin.
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WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
4:51 am
light carmine pink: sendou lowkey reminds me of a uh
blonde
the dumbest blonde of them all <3
idol lover: hey
im not dumb
grandpa👴: your name is literally idol lover
of COURSE you're the dumb blonde
idol lover: whatever
im not even blonde
light carmine pink: yeah why not pro
is your hair natural?
DYE IT BLONDE
idol lover: 1. yes my hair is natural 2. no because i feel like i look better with peach-like hair.
light carmine pink: smh
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
10:32 am
grandpa👴: raise your hand if your hair is natural (not the: blondes, gingers, black and brown haired)
light carmine pink: 🤚
purple (bun): eats your hand grr
*raises hand*
idol lover: i giggled
🤚
nagi: 🤚
buzzy 🐝:do i count?
my hair is more yellow than blonde (the highlights)
🤚
blueberries: 🤚
my mom has blue hair
honda: im just wondering where your dads genes went
blueberries: LOL
shark 🦈: 🤚
ninja: ACTUALLY
light carmine pink: ITS NOT.
purple (bun): how do you naturally get 1 strand of green hair pro </3
ninja: ACTUALLY... 🤚
honda: he does
blueberries: he does...
he also has um
underlayers? that are green
model:...
he does
honda: HE SHOWED ME HIS KID PICTURES
NO I CAN SNED EM
ninja: no i will
haha
theres specific pictures you can send </3
honda: hhaa idc
he also got dat bowl cut </3
ninja: LMAO
wait i had an epic bowl cut though
honda: his mom was his um barber
ninja: ahe was
also tabi was you born w that haircut
light carmine pink: he probably was
im gonna bawl
honda: i was
light carmine pink: I KNEW IT
honda: not
purple (bun): omg how painful was that for your mom
honda: nooo
i had no hair when i was born
purple (bun): no one did smh
buzzy 🐝: i did :3
i was like
purple (bun): bachira ily
maybe im scared of rin
BUT most babies were born with hair
↗ purple (bun): no one did s...
this was a joke </3
buzzy🐝: it was an um
whats the opposite of real
isaGOAT🔥: unreal?
buzzy🐝: no its like
uhhhh
it starts with un..
not unreal
isaGOAT🔥: unatural?
buzzy🐝: YEAH! thank youuououo 💛
isaGOAT🔥: 💙
buzzy 🐝: but yeah :3
purple (bun): okay..
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
11:56 am
headband: e
e
e
e
ee
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
ee
e
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5 lashes: hi
headband: e
e
ee
ee
e
Waah, im sorry that was my cat 😭
buzzy 🐝: nana has a cat??
Xx-fallen_angel_xX: ...
is yours like a calico?
headband: yup! ^v^
Xx_fallen_angel_xX: i think i saw that cat yesterday
headband: what street do you live on?
Xx_fallen_angel: (insert street name haha..)
headband: oh same!!
shark 🦈: i love how we can all trust nana
blueberries: like w an adress??
thats next level trust
all hail nanase
5 lashes: ...
HAHA HAILING
6 lashes: shidou took rin's phone
don't ask we're all in the living room
horny demon 😓: what.
he said he's checking my phone.
5 lashes: omg rinrin has a nanase folder
im giggling
horny demon 😓: bitch if you go through that
6 lashes: they're fighting haha
headband: oh
thats not very nice :(
nanase ➡ shidou
You: hey! so, if you dont stop hurting my boyfriend, i'll fight you again!
shidou: oh hey little guy.. sorry my bad haha... i gave him his phone back please don't jump me again
You: Yay okay! (∩^o^)⊃━☆
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
12:03 pm
5 lashes: ...
headband: :>
*5 lashes reacted 🖤 to this message*
Notes:
Really short chapter because i keep getting distracted and ALSO i have 0 ideas pro <33 (and also because my previous work got deleted when i forgot to copy it on my clipboard)
Chapter 10
Notes:
YOU DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH RESEARCH I PUT INTO THE SAILOR MOON PART AS I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE ANIME 3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
2:51 am
aryu has changed their nicknames to oshaa ✨
oshaa ✨: ✨
light carmine pink: wow
anyways whats y'alls favourite artist
purple(bun): your mom
light carmine pink: hey
...
what'd she make?
purple(bun): you
light carmine pink: i meant music but thank you
oshaa ✨: mine is 6arelyhuman, they're very glam ✨
light carmine pink; isnt that one of Niko's favourites
bangs kid: oh yeah i like...um I FORGOT WAIT
ms rachel haha /j
blueberries: 😭😭
hop little bunnies hop hop hop
bangs kid: and that exactly why
nagi: waiti listen to phonk sometimes
or...
ninja: TWICE. MINE IS TWICE, I LOVE TWICE 🤤🤤
Honda: shush
i dont even know mine
i just listen to whatever i find nice
model: yeah i can tell 💔
honda: you do that to 😡
model: yeah but i have spotify premium so my playlist isnt all over the place HAHA
blueberries: i got nagi and niko into vocaloid
so, favourite vocaloid guys??
bangs kid: vflower
nagi: kaai yuki
fang🔥: CASEOH
blueberries: thats a utauloid but whatever
fang🔥: name me one difference
blueberries: they differ in their licensing and voicebank creation
bangs kid: why are you so knowledgeable, like DIFFER
YOU NEVER USE DIFFER
blueberries: yeah and your never violent but remember that one time when you fought that kid for ripping your cards!!??
gacha life singing battles: my favourite artist is odetari, he keeps me hyped up when im dancing
bangs kid: HIORI STOP. THAT WAS ONE TIME
i totally didn't try throwing a chair at him
....
I DID, HE WAS SO ANNOYING, EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT ME AND I FELT OVERWHELEMED SO WAHT ELSE COULD I DO </3 HE PUNCHED MY NOSE ASWELL, PRO I WAS HUMILIATED. WHAT WOUKD YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION EITHER THROW A CHAIR OR TABLE THATS WHAT I DID </3
everyone stopped laughing and tried to stop me though because it was 'dangerous'
ninja: haha i did that once
5 lashes: i threw jenga blocks at other kids because they knocked down the tower.
6 lashes: i cackled
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
4:27 am
Horny demon 😓: Now drop it to tha flo' drop-drop it to tha flo' yeeeh WAP WAP WAP WAP now leaaaaaan, yeah WAP WAP WAP WA
p
barou: I still cant believe you're in the same year as me.
fang🔥: wish i was in yalls year but yk
yall OLD
bangs kid: yeah esp @grandpa 👴
grandpa 👴: i said NOTHING??
bangs kid: still old
grandpa 👴: IM 19.
light carmine pink: not to interfere but you look 37
grandpa 👴: why was that specific
idol lover: i love watching you get bullied
wait aren't you swedish, so you're british so.. CAN YOU SAY BOTTLE OF WATER🥺🥺
grandpa 👴: YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY IT?? MULTIPLE TIMES INFACT
THIS IS BULLYING AND IM A VICTIM!
bangs kid: sucks to suck i guess
just SUCK it up 😂😂
grandpa 👴: hey.
idol lover: Aiku's boring, lets talk about something else
grandpa 👴: im not a thing 💔💔
light carmine pink: did you guys hear anything ??
k**ser: i think it was the wind
light carmine pink: ew not you, anyone else?
k**ser: wha-
buzzy🐝: oh it was probably me just brushing my hair! My bad!
oshaa ✨: aswell as me ✨
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
7:45 am
Model: Karasu brought a cat back home and it looked like nanase's and he said, it isnt.. nanase is this your cat?
Headband: ah! yes it is my cat! I'll pick her up in an hour im kinda busy right now :3
blueberries: IM CRYING WHY DOES IT HAVE A PONYTAIL
bangs kid: IT?? IT???? NANASE SAID IT WAS A SHE!
blueberries: mb ig </3
5 lashes: do not question my boyfriend. smh.
6 lashes: you stop asking why mine is on the ceiling...
horny demon 😓: but im nottt
6 lashes: you technically are. You're texting from upside down, you're gonna get a headache.
horny demon 😓: NUH UHHH
6 lashes: don't come crying to me when you do get a headache.
horny demon 😓: won't!!!
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
12:19pm
Honda: Otoya - sailor jupiter
chigiri - chibiusa / sailor chibi moon\
hiori - sailor mercury
sailor mars - aryu (?)
blueberries: eyyyyy 🤙🤙
light carmine pink: what
IS THIS SAILOR MOON
ive always wanted to be sailor moon
nagi: i once cosplayed um sailor moon.
bangs kid: i still have that photot hahaahahusgausg
Nagi cosplayed sailor moon, i cosplayed sailor mercury and hiori was um
blueberries: i was sailor mars i think
light carmine pink: HELLO
oshaa✨: i remember watching the anime as a kid, it was so glam
light carmine pink: why do you always say glam, ALSO STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR WHENEVER WE'RE IN CLASS
LIKE THIS DUDE SITS BEHIND ME IN JAPANESE LITERATURE
AND HE KEEPS ON TOUCHING IT
oshaa✨: 1. because i;m very glam, 2. your hair is nice and smooth, what hair brand do you use?
light carmine pink: idk the ones in the showers
oshaa✨: huh
i guess i'll start using that from now on!
light carmine pink: what shampoo do you guys use
k**ser: soap
isaGOAT🔥: i screamed...
anyway um the 3 in 1
light carmine pink: what
nanase: i use whatever rinrin uses since its already in the bathroom ╰(*°▽°*)╯
blueberries: and WHAT does rin use?
nanase: um it was that one with the black - green bottle right?
blueberries: no specify WHAT BRAND
nanase: oh, Its Shu i think
light carmine pink: isn't that like ¥12,030
nanase: IS IT??
5 lashes: Is it that expensive?
light carmine pink: DOESN'T REO USE THAT BRAND??
purple (bun): yeah
5 lashes: oh
i guess it is kinda expensive then
light carmine pink: but thats for 6 bottles right..
purple(bun): one only
light carmine pink: WHAT BUY ME SOME
purple (bun): sure
➡Nagi cosplayed sailor moon, i co...
Nagi: wait i remember that
it ws fun
purple(bun): wasnt that 3 months ago
nagi asked me to join (i said no obv)
blueberries; YOU WERE GONNA BRING YOUR BF TO THE ANIME CONVENTION WHEN HE BARELY WATCHES ANIME
nagi: hey he's watched like 14
blueberries: AND WE'VE WATCHED MORE 😡
whatever i dont care lol
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
12:31 pm
shark boy🦈: who are the couples here?
blueberries: ewait i gotchu
Shidou x sae
rin x nanase
ness x kaiser
otoya x karasu x yukimiya
nagi x reo
kunigami x chigiri (i think)
charles and niko
sendou x aiku
shark boy🦈: okay thank yuu
SO shidou and sae, how did you meet, meet?
im gonan be doin this to all of yall so be prepared
Horny demon 😓: OKAY SO
When i went to this school, i was new there and he was in my form so i went up to him because i thought he looked pretty and i introduced myself but he ignored me and he ignored me for DAYS before he started mumbling things to me like it was so cute anway it took him a couple weeks for him to warm up to me and i was already comfortable w him so thats that, then 2 years ago i think on valentines day he got me a daisy from the field, and then i think 2 months after that I asked him out and he agreed
shark boy🦈: wow, so is this true, sae?
6 lashes: SOME of it. it took me 5 whole weeks for me to start talking to you and took me a year to warm up to you
horny demon 😓: whatever, its close enough ❤
shark boy🦈: ok ok, i wanna hear rins and nanase's last so um, nessness how did you meet k**ser
magician🧙♂️: ok so i like this story
k**ser: and i dont
magician🧙♂️: oh shush
anyways so, i remember when i was on the field when i was like 12 in my primary school, and he was outside the school metal fence thingies (ykwim)
k**ser: i didnt go to primary school btw 😛
magician🧙♂️: and because i thought he was an evil spirit because why didnt he go to school?? I picked up a random stick and started saying harry potetr spells like avada kedavra and he got really scared and the second time i saw him was a week later, this was when my mom said he was a real person too,
wait i need to remember
k**ser: smh, he apologised then after that we started talking to each other every lunch time and break
i memorised when he'd be out
magician🧙♂️: oh yeah um, one day like in grade 6, he brought my a rose and it was those blue ones, i asked why it was blue and he said because he magiced it??
k**ser: i stole the flower for you be grateful
magician🧙♂️: yes he-
what
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT HELLO?? DID YOU PAY LATER ON??
k**ser: no.. they closed their shop and didnt re open it so i thought it was okay
light carmine pink: if this group chat gets leaked kaisers def the first one to go to jail
k**ser: ive already been.. because my dad asked me to go get milk because his fatass couldn't afford it
also why would he make me steal GO GET A JOB
isaGOAT🔥: i cackled
not at the joke, that you were basically homeless
buzzy🐝: isagi.
isaGOAT🔥: im praying on your downfall, *****
buzzy🐝: WHY DID HE TAG THE WHOLE NAME
shark boy🦈: ts crazy, crazy!
anwaysy i wanna hear how um tabietaken got tg
model: it started with karasu and otoya!
honda: ok so
model: nuh uh im telling it
honda: i hate you
model: ily2, ANYWAYS otoya went up to karasu ninja style (this was still when they were strangers0 and otoya went "Kaboom i got you! Im the best ninja of them all,"
Karasu im not kidding what you said next is so corny istg
honda: i said "Haha, imagine if you were my ninja" because he looked like a bro
model: smh, they didnt actually CONFIRM they were dating but they ended up getting close to me (the both of them) and started TEASING ME HELLO??
they asked me out last year and now im stuck </3
shark boy🦈: ok im entertained now, imma go to the park bye bye!
light carmine pink: bye bye!
i lowkey wanted to know the others but continuing someone elses conversation feels weird so
bye 😜
Notes:
Most of this took me so much research and thinking PLEASE leave kudos, they are very much appreciated <3 (do you like the cat pic)
Chapter 11
Summary:
um, their like school trip starts in this chapter i think
Notes:
SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO WRITE THIS CHAPTER, I LITERALLY HAD NO IDEAS ☹☹
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
1:51 pm
light carmine pink: so i was talking to Mr. cavasos
Horny demon 😓: the rainbow pom pom teacher
light carmine pink: whatever shidou calls him, apparently our science project was cancelled because they're sorting out the school trip
purple (bun): oh. my. god.
are we fr??
light carmine pink: ikr we spent er
YOU spent so long trynna finish most of it
purple(bun): thanks for the credit ig 💔
fang 😈: Okay but me and shidou and whats his name didnt do anything
k**ser: actually i was doing it secretly. But it was ass so i quit
horny demon 😓: LMAO
anyway when is the school trip
purple (bun): In 4 days
buzzy 🐝: how do you know?
isaGOAT🔥: he's school president he'll get every notification early
purple (bun): im also in the teacher gc for some reason
either Chris or Anri added me but whatever
6 lashes: they said i could come to the school trip because they needed extra supervision
5 lashes: im not going
headband: noo, come on rinrin! It'll be fun ＞︿＜
5 lashes: i'll think about it ig
bangs kid: can 6 teachers not handle the school
blueberries: i guess not 😨
barou: its a whole ass school what do you expect
bangs kid: yeah but theres like idk.. 67 people 💔
its a private school so its gonna be like that
barou: whatever, i might not come because of my 2 sisters.
isaGOAT🔥 has changed Barou's nickname to germaphobe
germaphobe; .
germaphobe has gone offline
purple (bun): wait
light carmine pink: do we pause our conversation or?
purple (bun): okay uh
Buzzy🐝 has changed everyones nickname to e
e: im gay
e: we knew that
e: no this is reo im NOT gay
e: you are
e: am NOT
e: this is otoya
e: no this is otoya
e: i cant tell if you're arguing w yourself
e: who are you
e: yukki
e: no
e:no??
e: this is so funny to watch
i love changing peoples users
e: bachira change my user back to isagoat right now 💔
e: bro i have admin i can just change them all
e has reset everyone's users
Bachira: nooo
Isagi: okay so how long is the trip gonna be anyway?
Reo: er 2 weeks
Niko: ARE WE ALLOWED ARE PHONES
PLEASE SAY YES
Reo: yeah we are actually
bangs kid: HELL YEAH
Nagi: yey
blueberries: what abt ps5 or nintendo
Reo: only phones
should i make a list of what we need or..
chigiri: yes
ill add some onto that list if it isnt enough
reo: Um..
- 4 pairs of pyjamas
- 12 shirts + 2 extra
- 12 pants + 1 extra
- 5 jumpers (?) or3
- a hat
- um.. sunscreen or whatever
- towel
- shampoo
- conditioner
- SOAP
- toothbrush
- toothpaste (obvious)
- flannel if you want idk
- a few snacks
- were going on an aeroplane
- airplane
what
chigiri: im actually not sure what you missed out but here:
- ACTUAL UNDERWEAR. 12 = 2 extra.
- wet wipes if the toilets are actually disgusting
- hairbrush / comb
- deodorant because i know all of you need some
- pillow
- blanket
- bring a suitcase and a carry bag please 🙏🏻
- spending money - ¥5000 - 7000 max(?)
- plastic bag for yalls nasty clothes after you finish wearing them💔
Nagi: you could've put that more kindly
i feel like this is actually targetted
Hiori: dont worry nagi 💙
Karasu: Hiori's one of the only ones that actually wear deodorant and shower
does niko do that i forgot
Niko: YES, i do, its only nagi that doesnt
Nagi: i do shower! Reo js helps me
Niko: we do it ourselebes 💔💔
Reo: ykw, Nagi you need to start doing things on your own
Nagi: WHAT
Barou: i agree
Chigiri: Agreed 😁
Niko; im sorry but you kinda stink of reo everytime you come to us
Reo: what am i supposed to smell like?? 😭
Niko: you lowkey smell like money??
and pennies
no not pennies
you just smell like really expensive perfume
Hiori: exactly, our broke asses only have the cheap ones or samples
im actually not broke my mom and dad just dont buy anything for me really
Niko: does anyone here have strict parents
my mom said im not going
but my dad said im going
Shidou: apparently i have a strict dad
The last time ive seen him was when i was 14
Isagi: i can tell
Micheal: so can i
Alexis: im so sorry micha but you cannot be speaking
your dad abused you and your mom left you when you were born 💔
Micheal: fuckass parents, couldn't even take care of their child right
also how did my dad get with my mom bro
Otoya: PRO* PRO* PRO*********************************
Micheal: whatever
Isagi: i miss our nicknames
Bachira: then change them back??
Aiku: it lowkey not that hard ☹
oh yeah i came here to ask for a different nickname. I am NOT a grandpa.
Isagi: no
Isagi has changed everyones usernames
Grandpa 👴: nooo
buzzy 🐝: I'm gonna sleep until the school trip bai bai
timeskip 4 days, they had boring conversation in chat and im lazy to type it out
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
4:51 am
Bangs kid: woohoo, my mom let me go
someone pick me up my dad is at work and my mom refuses to drive me to school
Grandpa 👴: okay coming
Bang kid: ig you're my only option
Blueberries: AIKU PICK ME UP ON THE WAY ASWELL, MY PARENTS ARE MAD BECAUSE I WONT BE ABLE TO DO FOOTBALL
Grandpa👴: okay who needs picking up i can js get my mini bus in my garage and get you 💔
Blueberries; me
Niko: hi
Fang 😈: me me
gacha life singing battles: me
shark 🦈: me, me!
anger issues: ME
Headband: me!!
5 lashes: no you're getting picked up by me and sae
and sae's gonna pick up.. shidou..
Headband: ohh okii
6 lashes: 👍
horny demon 😓: OMG IM GETTING PICKED UP BY SAE BAE
CAN I DRIVE??
6 lashes: no you'll probably crash the car, beep at an old woman crossing, stop at the wrong place
headband: im scared to drive with shidou in the car ☹
5 lashes: ee
sae kick your stupid boyfriend out the car
6 lashes: no, either you go with aiku or with me and sae
5 lashes: okay then we're goin w aiku,
aiku count me and nanase in aswell.
Grandpa👴: okay thats um 8 people
my mini bus has 14 seats so we're okay
purple (bun): im already at school, the coach leaves at 6am btw so you guys have time
see you guys there
isaGOAT🔥: c u
buzzy🐝: SEE YOU LATERRR
purple (bun): please arrive at 5:30 btw
6 lashes: is it okay if we come now?
purple (bun): yeah but just make sure you arrive before the coach comes
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
5:11 am
6 lashes: me and Ryu are here tell one of the teachers to open the gate
purple (bun): the gate should be open already wadafak
i told sir noa he'll be opening them rn
Grandpa 👴: why is hiori;'s house so far away
blueberries: its only 15 minutes awayy
Grandpa👴:IT FEELS LIKE 1 HOUR OMG
ive picked up everyone except for you and rin
im coming to hiori then rin
bluebrries: oki
niko can i sit next to you
Bangs kid: im sitting next to charles but you can sit next to him! its a 3 seated thing
Blueberries: Can you not js be in the middle
bangs kid: i want this window seat.
blueberries: WE ARENT EVEN ON TYHE PLANE YET
bangs kid: i still want it
blueberries: oki
im in isle seat right
bangs kid: yeah
blueberries: ok ok, see you
bangs kid: see youuuu
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
5:17 am
Grandpa👴: now we just need rin
5 lashes: why are you typing on your phone while driving
Grandpa 👴: its sendou here, i watch tiktoks on his phone nd i notify
didnt we do this last year?
blueberries: we didnt, this is the first year we did this i think
idol lover: oh right
this is niko
grandpa 👴: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE
idol lover: nbecause you're basically my mom
grandpa👴: okay ill accept that
grandpa 👴: @reo @reo @ reo @reo @reo
We are here
purple (bun):the gate should be open
grandpa 👴: do we js park outside the school and walk in
purple (bun): yes
idol lover: ok
Inside the school
"Hey, Reo" Hiori exclaimed as he walked up to him with his luggage.
Reo looked over his shoulder to see Hiori walking to him "Oh, you made it, hey! To all of you guys as well" He said, waving slightly to the group behind the light blue haired man.
Aiku was handling most of their luggage, still at the truck while everyone was greeting Reo as they went inside of the building, oh- look at Charles and Niko they seem so excited to be here. Anyways, Loki came out of the building looking very tired, being one of the teachers at a very young age is tiring, anyway, he came to get the students and bring them inside of the building.
As Loki guided them into the building, Niko spotted Nagi in the building "Wow I'm surprised Nagi's here already," Hiori nudged in, "Maybe he came with Reo, who knows?" Sendou caught up to what they were talking about, he slowed down to get in line with them and whispered slightly "No, he probably did come here with Reo, knowing how those two are, they probably live in the same building!' Niko and Hiori giggled at this, making more jokes about Reo and Nagi's relationship - not rude they would never! Like, Reo bathing Nagi - Him feeding the lazy man and more stuff like that. Soon enough, Charles started to speak in on this, finding it funny, even Rin started to listen in, they arrived to the hall where everyone else was - more like just sae, shidou, Nagi and - kunigami and chigiri?! "Wow wonder how they got here, probably together" Nanase snickered quietly
Reo walked into the building with Aiku right behind him, he finally finished taking all the luggage out of his trunk - Reo helping him a bit. Aiku passed out the luggages to their rightful owners and sat down on one of the benches next to the wall, he saw some of the younger ones playing football with a soft ball and decided to join them, they played football until the bus would arrive.
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
5:31 am
Purple (bun): is everyone here yet...
magician 🧙♂️: micheal wont hurry UP
k**ser: YOU KEEP ON PUTTING YOUR STUPID SPELL BOOK INTO OUR LUGGAGE
magician🧙♂️: BECAUSE I NEED THAT IN THERE 😡
k**ser: NO YOU DONT, MY HAIR CAREPRODUCTS ARE NEEDED MORE
Light carmine pink: 😶
so, your hair is already so thin, its crusty, its either dry or very very greasy idk if you want those hair care products anymore
maybe you should just stick to using.. 3 in 1?
purple (bun): ikr
buzzy 🐝: me and isagi are coming ion a second this traffic js sucks
also why dont you two get seperate luggages
magician 🧙♂️: Because he fucking took mine to put his extra clothes in
isaGOAT 🔥: I CACKLED
magician🧙♂️: SHUT
whatever we're leaving now
guys dont tell him i stuffed my spell book into my bag
shark 🦈: Lexlex
Magician🧙♂️: hi
it didnt take to long to realise
shark 🦈: Something had changed in the back of my mind,
blueberries: YOUR EYES
model: there ain't nowhere left to hide behind
headband: time no longer flew like it was
shark🦈: when the flash froze everything before,
blueberries: without you
shark 🦈: oki but i meant the other 1
Magician 🧙♂️: 3
blueberries:6
model: 5
shark 🦈: Party girl,
headband: (bumpin' that)
buzzy 🐝:" WE'RE HERRREEEEE
K**ser: so are we
the second face i saw today was Yoichi's 💔
isaGOAT 🔥: fuck you, its to early to start fighting with this bitch
buzzy🐝:i wanna get on the busss
Purple (bun): dont worry we only have 28 minutes left!!
Notes:
Some of ts was inspired by another fanfioc called - Blue lock chatfic!? By penguin yukimiya :3
Chapter 12
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Everyone except aryu gagamaru and naruhaya has arrived.. also igaguri but yk
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
5:50 am
isaGOAT🔥: who here likes hamilton
hamilton..
k**ser: me
model: me 😜
shark 🦈: Basically everyone here likes it, likes it.
purple (bun): wait 2 seconds
is everyone here??
oshaa✨: no
Gagamaru's driving us right now and he's speeding after i read out your text
he doesn't wanna be left behind because he's never been on a plane before
purple (bun): SPEEDING IS ILLEGAL
oshaa ✨: there aren't any police around us so we're gonna be okay
he's driving very close to the pavement
he's aboUT TO HIT THE FUCKING POLE
ok he didnt hit it
light carmine pnik : aww 😕
oshaa ✨: WDYM AWWW
light carmine pink: ignoring aryu,
oshaa✨: fuck you
light carmine pink: i somehow got kunigami to unblock me on all socials
😜😜😜
isaGOAT🔥: WHAT
bangs kid: OMOS
HOMOS
light carmine pink: STOPP
buzzy🐝: WHAT
HE STILL HASNT UNBLOCKED ME SINCE...
BASICALLY THE START OF BLUE LOCK -- writers note -- (Blue lock academia is the school they attend and they call it blue lock for short so its not actually the facility to not get anyone confused)
ninja: WHY DID H BLOCK YOU AT THE START OF BLUE LOCK
buzzy🐝: well..we were on the pitch together playing football - tag and i wasnt being very fair
APPARENTYL
I WA SBEING SO FARE!
isaGOAT🔥:...
im so sorry bachira but you really weren't 💔
you kicked igaguri in the face if im not mistaken
ninja: "if im not mistaken"
buzzy🐝: who...is iguri
isaGOAT🔥: oh right
he's the bald guy
oshaa ✨: the unglam one...
light carmine pink: WHY'S HE STILL HERE
buzzy🐝: oh righttt
himm
i hope he doesnt come in time so we can leave him
doesnt he glaze you, isagi
isaGOAT🔥: HE DOES
HE DOES ACTUALLY
HE ONCE PRAISED ME FOR MY SKILLS ONCE HELLO
blueberries: i remember taht 😞
he once said i looked feminine and
coming from him i dont thnik i would've wanted to hear that
shark 🦈: ew
does he even know most of us have lovers, lovers
horny demon 😓: ACTUALLY HE NEVER HAD A PARTNER AND NEVER EXPERIENCED LOVE BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO BE A MONK
HE TOLD ME TS WHEN WE WERE IN THE GYM ROOM
AND I FOUND IT SO FUNNY STAWP
light carmine pink: "STAWP"
bangs kid: i remember using that in 2020
grandpa 👴: were you even alive in 2020
bangs kid: shut it you old fogey
STAOP
HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS WAS NOT A GOO D IEA
grandpa 👴: why are you even hanging otu with chris 😭
he's like
older than me
bang kid: HWTA
IM HANGING OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE CHARLES WANTED TO TEACH HIM MORE BRAINROT BUT WHAT
THERES NO WAY HE'S OLDER THAN YOU
blueberries: i gotta agree, you look 36 man
grandpa 👴: i still wonder what'd happen if i shved my beard
idol lover: please do
you look old, ion wanna be seen dating a 48 yr old
grandpa 👴: WHAT
I DONT EVEN LOOK DAT OLD
gagabearu 🐻: ys u doo
fang 😈: haha doodoo
grandpa 👴: omg once we get to the hotel im shaving ts beard
idol lover: with what shaver 💔
grandpa 👴: i bought one grrr
Idol lover: oh
if it breaks you are NAWT using mine
bangs kid: WHY ARE WE ALL GOING BACK TO 2020??
SHOULD I START USING THE CHAIR AS A LAUGHING EMOJI AGAIN??
nagi: YOU DID THAT??
LMAOOOO
bangs kid: NO STAWP
stawp??
horny demon 😓: haha he's turning into me
bangs kid: DO NOT.
COMPARE ME TO YOU
5 lashes: actually
sae used to use the 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆 as the laughing emoji
6 lashes: no the fuck i did NOT
well you used the 👖👖👖👖👖 for laughing.
5 lashes: Okay but you literally used 👁👄👁
6 lashes: ts you? 👁👅👁
purple (bun): HELP
anyways aiku help aryu and naruhaya bring their luggage in
grandpa 👴: ugh but dont they have gagamaru
purple (bun): gagamaru brought a huge bear and cant fit any more in his arms
apart from his suitcase
grandpa 👴: fine
5 lashes: Replying to 6 lashes: ts yo...
Ts you? 😤
headband: rin couldn't find the sigh emoji btw
buzzy 🐝: LMAOOO
5 lashes: nanase.
whatever i cant even get mad.
shark 🦈: lol
Xx_fallen_angel_xX: can i change my username
oh i can
Xx_fallen_angel_xX has changed their username to kuni
light carmine pink: NO
light carmine pink has changed kuni's nickname to my hero
my hero: whatever
buzzy 🐝: GUYS
THE
BUS
IS
COMING
IN
1
MINUTE
BRING
Purple (bun): the bus is coming in a few minutes please bring all your luggage outside, if you are not able to hold all of it please consider asking a friend to carry it for you
bangs kid: aiku carry my suitcase my bag is heavy enough
grandpa 👴: crys
idol lover: oh yeah aiku could you uhm carry my bag
grandpa 👴: crys again
honda: stop cryin at least ya dont have to carry all yer boyfriends things because he wants ta spend time with yukki
ninja: I DIDNT MAKE YOU CARRY ALL MY THINGS!!
honda: ye ya did
all you literally have on right now is yer pouch bag
Ninja: ya, that carries my phone n stuff
honda: what else does it carry
ninja: um
Yuki! Lets wait outside together!
model: we already are
honda: DO YOU HAVE DRUGS IN YER BAG
ninja: no
but i wish i did
horny demon 😓: haha
ha
ha
hahahhahhha
ha
6 lashes: Boy shut UP
5 lashes: Boii.*
magician 🧙♂️: haha
i laughed
horny demon 😓: WAIT WAIY
CAN WE PICK OUR SEATMATES LIKE WHO WE SIT NEXT TO
purple (bun): i think so
i asked anri and she said yas
bangs kid: haha yas
charles you're sitting next to me
fang 😈: OKIEEE
horny demon 😓: OMG
SAE SIT NEXT TO MEEEEE
6 lashes: fine.
ninja: wait
but theres three of us (crys)
model: yeah, no im sitting next to ness
he's nice to me so
magician 🧙♂️: hooray
k**ser: WHAT ABOUT ME, NESS???
magician 🧙♂️: go sit next to noel noa or sum
or grim
k**ser: whatever
buzzy 🐝: isagi sit with me me memmememeeME!!1
isaGOAT🔥: we talked about this last week nd i said yes...
blueberries: wait
kurona r u n me sitting tgther
WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
shark 🦈: sorry
it said run in your sentence and i throught you were noa, noa
blueberries: 1. sir noa is NAWT in this gc
2. come BACK HERE
3. WE WILL BE SITITNG NEXT TO EACH OTHER
ninja: toxic relationship who 😕😕
honda: kaiser and ness
ninja: LMAO
K**ser: our relationship status has nothing to do with you guys
6 lashes: mhm
to bad because
oh nevermind
purple (bun): GUYS ITS TIME TO GET IN THAT BUS
haha in that bus come in to it
ok ok um anri will take you to the bus 👍
bangs kid: dad core
purple (bun): i hate my dad
bangs kid: oh
thats weird because i love my dad and hate my mom!
blueberries: i hate both of my parents
k**ser: i hate HATE my dad
magician 🧙♂️: i hate my family
purple (bun): okay stop and get on dat bus
nagi: reooo
carry me
purple (bun): mmmmm
no
im already carrying your luggage
nagi: nooo
blueberries: Boii.
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
6:12 am
light carmine pink: omg they FINALLY stopped yapping
purple (bun): more like ego stopped yapping
btw chigiri who r u sitting next 2
light carmine pink: YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME YOU CAN SEE
isaGOAT 🔥: he's sitting next to kunigami oh my god
purple (bun): oh yYEAJ
WHAT
WH
light carmine pink: uh reo dms right NEOW
bangs kid: WHY (AGAIN) ARE WE GOING BACK TO 2020
germaphobe: Remember when you said meow when we were playing against each other
light carmine pink: um
yes
REO DMS
purple (bun): OKAY OKAY
why cant u js tell me kunigami's asleep
and so is nagi
light carmine pink: i think you're forgetting people are surrounding us aswell
buzzy 🐝: i wonder when they're going to dms
OMG WE'RE MOVING
light carmine pink: OKAY REO
Reo 🍰
you: okay so basically
ive developed a crush on kunigami..again.
Well....how do you think he'd react to that: Reo🍰
you: im not sure but should i confess on this trip
OMG YES BECAUSE WERE GOING TO THIS LIKE RESSTAURANT APPARENTLY: Reo 🍰
BECAUSE WELL ANRI SAID IT'D BE CUTE IF WE LIKE WENT TO A ROMANTIC RESTAURANT WHERE THE PEOPLE IN OUR CLASS CONFESS THEIR LOVE WHILE
THE TEACHERS EAT (OFC WERE GONNA EAT ASWELL BUT YK)
You: lol oki
he looks so cute when he's sleeping aww
i took a pic with him in town the other day and i cant find it wait
btw he unblocked me a week ago so
LOOK AT US WE'RE SO CUTE
AWWWW: Reo 🍰
you: IKR
He wore the silliest outfit ever as well
efjbehfuieffgey
and you say that im so in love: Reo 🍰
you: becaz u literally r
you love nagi sooooo much
yes i do: Reo 🍰
but thats because he's my treasure (cries)
you: Boii.
whatever how long is ts
um
bus ride gonna be
OH RIGHT: Reo 🍰
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
6:15 am
Purple (bun): guys the bus ride is gonna take 4 hours btw
buzzy 🐝: DATS SO LONGGG
shark 🦈: ooo
wait i wanna continue my conversation from before wait
sendou and aiku how did you guys meet
grandpa 👴: wat
idol lover: ooooo
OOOO
aiku you tell it
grandpa 👴: WHAT WHY ME
idol lover: because you're betetr at explaining
grandpa 👴: fine.
so basically
like 2 years ago, i found sendou sulking on the stairs after school
idol lover: I WAS NOT SULKING
grandpa 👴: and theNYES YOU WERE
and then i went up to him to see that his face was covered in makeup becaue he's in that one club
well the club that USED to be here anyway
haha sendou was trying to remove the makeup with a normal tissue from like the toilets
and i had baby wipes on me because what if the toilets are dirty so i gave some to sendou
bangs kid: he carries baby wipes around 😨😟
grandpa 👴: GO AWAY
and anyways after i agve them to sendou and he wiped all the make up off his face i thought he looked beatiful
idol lover: aww you never said that to me.
grandpa 👴: IGNORING, so i asked him if we wanted to be friends then 2 week later he confessed 🙀🙀
nd iw as like "hell yeah"
bangs kid: how did HE confess to YOU
grandpa 👴: i didnt have my beard 2 years ago smh
bangs kid: now that i imagine you without a beard you look creepy
grandpa 👴: ???
anyway we we went on an aquarium date and thats when i found out sendou's favourite animal was a swan when we went to the river part
when it was valentines day on february i gave him a swan shaped chocolate or whatever
idol lover: "or whatever"
grandpa 👴: shut
idol lover: oh ok
bangs kid: HEP I JUST SAW THE FUNNIEST CHIIKAWA VIDOE EVER
oh
whatever you guys carry on
blueberries: lowkey ruined the moment that its funny
grandpa 👴: no
shuuto...
shuto...
idol lover: how come you still dont know how to spell my first name
grandpa 👴: you never taught memememeeeee
bangs kid:.....
i just saw aiku lift sendou's chin and kiss him
um
charlers lets do that
fang 😈: okei
idol lover: haha i just saw them kiss
charles spotted me looking and smiled im scared
fang 😈: you should be
horny demon 😓: MY CHILD IS GETTING THE HUZZ??
fang 😈: HELL YEAH
gacha life singing battles: when we arrive to the hotel we should do a gacha lfie singing battle
shark 🦈: yes but wait i need to get throuhg everyone first
oo nagi and reo
purple (bun): do we have to
shark 🦈: yes
purple 9bun): sigh
it started in middle school
he was being a lazy bum and i found him on the stairs but he dropped his phone and went to go get it BUT HE JUMPED AND REACVHED OUT ONE LEG, BALANCED THE PHONE ON HIS TOE AND THE PHONE WAS SAFE??
and me being the person without any freedom was just standing there and i smiled stupidly. because he was my only hope for playing football..so i went up to him and forced him to play football with me
kinda
AND HE JUST ASKED FOR MONEY
nagi: sry reo
but then we started playing football together and dated a few months after that
purple (bun): yas
wait chigiri you tell ur story before kunigami wakes up
light carmine pink: reoooeoeoeoeoe
STOP
Okay so basically all im gonna do is confess to him in the restaurant that we're going to apparently
ninja: oo
were going to a restaurant??
model: it was in the letter
ninja; oh
shark 🦈: what about charles and niko, niko?
bangs kid: oh um
hi
so basically he was a foreign student right, shidou invited him to this sevrer and i got his contatcs then we started talking and then he said "i like you" and i liked him to so..
also he crashed at my place after confessing and he lit brought ALCHOHOL
blueberries: ahwt
WHAT
NIKO YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT BPART
bangs kid: I DIDN'T??
blueberries: WHILE HE WAS AT YOUR DORM, NO??
bangs kid: maybe i was sober
whatever
dont tell anyone i drank alchohol before pls
i only took 1 shot and told charles to give the rest to shidou
6 lashes: SO IT WAS YOU WHO TOLD CHARLES TO BRING SHIDOU ALCHOHOL.
bangs kid: ..
w-wh-why!!
omg
why
blueberries: I swear niko used UwU back then
bangs kid: I DID....SO..WHAT?/
blueberries: haha knew it
6 lashes: he drank it all and started acting all flirty with me
getting closer than usual.
horny demon 😓: ehh
did i
WHATEVER 😋😋😋 YOU LET IT HAPPEN RIGHT
6 lashes: well..i did but
fang 😈: WE BAGGED THE HUZZ 😜😜😜
horny demon 😓: HELL YEAH
blueberries: wait mine and ranze's was so cute
oki so basically i met him 2 weeks before we both got invited to blue lock academia in an aquarium
i went to the aquarium because karasu dragged me outside.
and he was looking at the shark tank like i little kid and he looked PRECIOUS so i went u to him and said hi because karasu told me i needed to improve my social skillz and we started talking about useless stuffs and then he took me to the jellyfish part because he thought my hair looked like a jellyfish 😭💙
then we coincidentally met each other at blue lock and started talking more and a few months ago we got tgther
awwwww
purple (bun): did you just say aww to your own story
blueberries: no
light carmine pink: aww thatds so cute
shark 🦈: hehe
i lobotomy you, yoyo
blueberries: ily2 💙
bangs kid: ew
homos
5 lashes: ruined the moment
headband: RINNNN
That story was so cute, we should go on an aquarium date
5 lashes: hm, ok.
headband: YAYAYAAY
shark 🦈: i feel like a proud mother
idol lvoer: dats my line 😡😡😡
shark 🦈: crys
idol lover: haha no.. stop crying
shark 🦈: WAIT I STILL NEED TO HEAR HOW NANASE AND RIN GOT TOGETHER
headband; actually it may not look it but i love horror movies as long as someones watching with me
and i went to da cinemas to watch the shining
and it was so coincidental that i got seats next to rin
he actually looked surprised to see someone like me coming into the cinema to watch the horror movie but ig it was okay because we talked abt the movie 4 a bit then he gave me his contact info
we went out on some more dates and in one date he confessed to me with a usagi plushy it was honestly so adorable
AND THEN WE FOUND OUT WE GOT IVNITED TO THE SAME SCHOOL SO THAT MADE IT BETTER 😋
5 lashes: mhm
light carmine pink: aww thats cute
is there anyone we HAVENT done
buzzy 🐝: me and ness lol /j
light carmine pink: sighh
magician 🧙♂️: OH I FORGOT WE FAKE DATED
it was to make kaiser jealous apparently because bachira thought he was being toxic to me so
k**ser: once gain, our relationship status has nothing to do with any of you, especially you @buzzy 🐝
buzzy 🐝: okayyyy
nagi: Excuse me, I would like to request an appeal as I think a girl that was not in our conversation has reported me for "rude speaking" however I have not been told that these were not allowed to be said in Artic's kingdom. Yes now that I think about it it wasn't very appropriate to say but me and my friend were just joking around and she was not affected. I hope that you can find this reasonable and could unban my account since I have done nothing wrong apart from saying that she looked "stupid" because there was 2 of us with the same outfit
-Sincerely, nagi234
wrong app
blueberries: LMAO DID YOU GET BANEND ON ROBLOX
nagi: yes
for a week
hiori are you playing pjsk
blueberries: no...
light carmine pink: WHAT HOW ARE YOU PLAY PROSEKAI
THE INTERNET HERE IS ASS
blueberries: haha..
okay chigiri if you play co-op with me i'll lend you my hot spot
light carmine pink: YES
PLEASE
ILL DO IT
blueberries: okay um
ranze im super duper sorry but can you switch seats with chigiri
shark 🦈: okayyayayy
oh kunigami
eh whatever
He's not that bad
light carmine pink: ok...
Notes:
GOODBYE NANARIN IS LITERALLY ME AND HIM, HIM BEING RIN AND ME BEING NANASE
Chapter 13: What the skibid is going on here!!
Summary:
THEY ARRive at the AIRPOrt and start the plane ride haha ha....
Notes:
How long did it take me to write this fanfic?
about 5 days
Why you may ask?
BECAUSE AO3 HAS BEEN LAGGING??
also because i have no motivation 😁😁Also my keyboard is broken - my w key is gone and my s key is being stubborn.
My main keyboard broke a week ago after i accidentally spilt water on it 🙁Anyways i hope you enjoy um this chapter
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
8:36 am
purple (bun): im bored
light carmine pink: same
also why has otoya been in the coach toilet for 5 minutes
honda: He's probably having a shit
ninja: I AM NOT
honda: IT TAKES YOU THAT LONG TO PISS??
blueberries: go piss girl!
do you know how to speak spanish?
si girl 👁👅👁
ninja: HELP
model: mmmm
somon e gave me ths sleepi ng pills andthey wrke really ejwell
ninja: HELP WHAT HAPPENED
model: i w slepythensom eone askedif i w antd slepng polls
ninja: ooo
model: it tasts fyne
like yuo
ninja: OH OKAY 👁👅👁
model: cme to meeeee
ninja: im in the toilet.
model: lil juts go ni thre
ninja:???
OKAY??
yas the door i unlocked now come inside 👁👅👁
model: ist crmped in hree
ninja: yuki shut the doar
horny demon 😓: OO TS GETTING FREAKY 🤤
honda: i dont wanna join their freaky
ninja: awwwwwwwh
honda; IT TO SMALL IN THERE ANYWAY
im better off just staying here honestly
blueberries: who wanna play go fish with me
bangs kid; ME
ME
light carmine pink: i can hear them making out in the bathroom LMAO
light carmine pink: HIORI I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING PJSK CO-OP??
blueberries: yas you can just have my hotspot for a while
niko lean back on your seat
light carmine pink: hell yeah
shark 🦈: KUNIGAMI'S WAKING UP WHAT DO I DO HELP, HELP
bangs kid: go fish 🤤🤤
bangs kid: I GOT THE WORST DECK EVER IM CRYING
horny demon 😓: ........
i want to say something
6 lashes: No.
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
8:41 am
bangs kid: ummm
do you have any fours?
blueberries: go fish girl
bangs kid: THE GOSSIP GIRL JOKES IM GIGGLING
noooo i dont wanna go fish
OH HEY I GET 4 FOURS ANYWAY 😝😝
bleuberries: noooo..
im thirsty wait
bangs kid: go sip girl
blueberries has reacted with '💙'
silly: none of us are girls?
bangs kid: its a joke zantetsu
silly: jokes are supposed to be funny tho?
nagi: he clocked your tea 😭😭
bangs kid: crying
hiori when are you done drinking
blueberries: sip sip girl
HELP OKAY BACK TO THE GAME
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
8:51 am
blueberries: THI IS UNFAIR HOW DID NIKO END UP WINNING
bangs kid: lol
idol lover: it was a bad idea to sit right infront of the coach toilets.
LIKE I CAN HEAR THEM STILL MAKING OUT
AIKU'S DROOLING ON MY SHOULDER ASWELL
Oh great now charles and niko are being all lovey
fang 😈: we are NOT!!
LET KDIS BE KIDS1!
idol lover: i cant take this anymore ☹
model: we lekw maknign gout
ninja: yas
he's good at this hello
tabi join us
honda: no way
it to cramped in there and all im gonna do is watch you guy make out
btw who even gave you those pills??
buzzy 🐝: i did
honda: were they REALLY sleeping pills
buzzy 🐝: well yes i have trouble with sleeping and-
...
so you know how i have schizo
honda: oh my god
is he gonna start seeing things
buzzy 🐝: no definitely not
it'll wear off in liek 2 hours its okay
isaGOAT 🔥: bachira that is NAWT okay
magician 🧙♂️; at least they're not makign out next to me 👁👅👁
5 lashes: why is everyone suddenly using that emoji combination.
like thats MINE
but ness can use it anyway
6 lashes 👁👅👁
5 lashes has reacted with '🖕'
light carmine pink: HELPP
headband: rinnnnnnn
lets watch a horror movie
5 lashes: yes
horny demon 😓: me and sae are watching paswg
bangs kid: I LOVE paswg
my fav character i stocking she's an icon
i have a figure of her actually
grandpa 👴: HUH??
6 lashes: no because hear me out: garterbelt
blueberries: WHAT
HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK THAT NICE
bangs kid; but he is a hear me out!
i also have a cosplay of stocking
and panty but i only wore them like once
which one should i wear at the next convention @blueberries @nagi
nagi: stocking, panty would make you to cold to even go outside
blueberries: ^
honda; so you guys just go to anime conventions even if the character you cosplay is a girl
blueberries: WELLLLLL.....
WELL YES..
honda: who even makes your cosplays
blueberries: @model outfit designer helps us
for free 😝
model: SI DHAT WHOY HEE WSA TOOBUD Y TO DEISINE MYOUTF ITS???
blueberries: umm
maybe...
model: ohmg
otyoa come hre agian
ninja: HWTA
AGAIN??
model: yas
now come here
idol lover: ughhhh 😞😞😞
hiori why'd you have to say dat
light carmine pink: @shark 🦈 is he awake i lowkey just saw the message you sent like a few minute ago
shark 🦈: yes but we lowkey chill
i dont even remember what we satrted talking about, about
light carmine pink: you want me to go back or..?
shark 🦈: yas
pls
i wanna be next to yoyo again
blueberries: awww
light carmine pink: you guys are so cute i love you
bangs kid: i want to say something
BUT
But.. hiori's my friend
so i can say it right?
blueberries: no.
bangs kid: oh okay ☹
light carmine pink: kurona did you eat my armrest..?
shark 🦈:mmm
7/10
too chewy
light carmine pink: WHAT
blueberries: he went to my house once and ate my pillow
or bit it..?
shark 🦈: it tasted like you uhh
10/10
blueberries: N BHJFBLHELBFHEF
okay hi im back
nagi: im so boreddddd
bangs kid; hold on enough with the lovey stuff
arent the back seats free 😛
blueberries: no you dumb
why do you need them to be free anyway?
bangs kid: because me and nagi dont have hotspot and you do
actually nagi you have reo's hotspot??
nagi: mmm
@purple (bun) hotspot?
purple (bun): hi yes
um
take it
nagi: yay
bangs kid: im jealous stawp
isaGOAT 🔥: i still wonder why nagi doesnt have a nickname in here
nagi: hassle
isaGOAT 🔥 has changed nagi's name to: hassle
hassle: oh ok
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
10:23 am
buzzy 🐝: I JUST WIOKE UP AND WE'RE SO COSE TO THE
THE....
purple (bun): airport, bachira
buzzy 🐝: YES
YAAYYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAYYAY
...
Isagi i accidentally spilyt my gummy worms on you
isaGOAT 🔥:uh
i know..i think..
buzzy 🐝: how do you think
no wait that sounds mean
can i still have my gummyworms?
isaGOAT 🔥: yes just dont eat them OFF MY LAP.
buzzy 🐝: ok...
light carmine pink: oh my GOD!
ISNT THERE GONNA BE LIKE CUTE SOUVENIER SHOPS IN THE AIRPORT
bangs kid: i think so
5 lashes: i want a chiikawa.
bangs kid: hi wat
5 lashes: i want a hachiware.
bangs kid: chiikawa fan 🤤
5 lashes: i want an usagi.
6 lashes: do you just like the main ones or
5 lashes: no my favourite is momonga.
headband: I KNEW YOU'D LIKE HIM
]5 lashes: because skIBIDI TOILET IS REAL
headband: awwww
what
purple (bun): IM DYING
6 lashes: shidou just give him back his phone.
5 lashes: but HWyyyyy
6 lashes: just give it back.
5 lashes: FINE
horny demon 😓: ANYWAYS RIN IS A SIMP FOR NANASE!
5 lashes has muted horny demon 😓 for 10 minutes
headband: this so funny
wait wheres otoya and yukimiya
ninja: so an hour ago the pills wore off and
he's been sleeping on my shoulder ever since and i cant really get out..?
pls send help
TABITO HELP ME
honda: i'll think about it
or you and him can be stuck on this bus forever
ninja: GASP
you would never.
honda: you're right i'd never
okay im gonna come get yuki
ninja: WHAT ABOUT ME
BITRCH
honda: idk..
plus you can get out when he's out
buzzy 🐝: OMG JUST 5 MORE MINUTES THEN WE'RE THERE
ninja: YOU BITCH
im waking yuki up hi
model: hi
whats going on
ninja: nothing
model: why am i in the toilets with you
ninja: private
model: oh okay
im getting out of here
ninja: okay
magician 🧙♂️: you were in there with him for half of the ride 💔💔
ninja: NOOOO
THE RIDE IS THE BEST PART
buzzy 🐝: sucks to suck i guess .. in both ways....thats what shidou would say...
horny demon 😓: would i
i dont know
isaGOAT 🔥: i dont know either
horny demon 😓: bitch i wasnt talking to you
isaGOAT 🔥: 1. rude 2. im bachira 3. isagi where i your facebook app
buzzy 🐝:mmm
just search up "facebook" on the thing
isaGOAT 🔥: OHHHHH OK
purple (bun): hi we're supposed to be listening to ego
isaGOAT 🔥: yas yas just hold on
ego: you do know im on this chat.
buzzy 🐝: STOP IT
okay we'll listen.
bangs kid: heyyy
FUCL
Ego clears his throat one last time to gather everyone's attention, when he doesn't get a particular three, he goes on his phone to check the group chat. He finds out they are chatting in there and decides to write a message to them
"you do know im on this chat"
that seems to get their attention, he turns his head back up at the students and begins to speak loud and clearly:
,,We are now arrived at the airport, I will explain the groups we will be in, but first here are some rules for some of you.
1. No running off without your group - you need at least 1 person to go with you
2. We will be giving out lanyards with our schools, and all the teachers, phone number and our school address
3. You must tell your supervisor where you will be going if you want to go there alone.
Now, I will explain the groups
Loki: Charles Shidou Zantetsu, Karasu and Ness.
Noa: Isagi, Hiori, Kurona, Gagamaru and Kaiser.
Lavhino: Otoya, Nanase, , Bachira and Raichi.
Sae: Yukimiya, Chigiri, Reo, Kunigami and Rin.
Snuffy: Aiku, Aryu, Sendou, Barou and Niko
Chris: Kiyora, Nagi (and others)
(uhh he continues saying the other groups with other people who are irrelevant...okay?)
Now please come outside of the bus and get in your groups
Rin looked in disbelief as he realized which supervisor he was getting. SAE? Really? He cannot stand that asshole let alone try to stay close to him. But maybe it's his chance to get ae to warm up to him again- no. Let not think that.
WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?
10:30am
grandpa 👴: did you see who rin was grouped with
5 lashes: omg sybau
grandpa 👴: js sayin
headband: noeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rin do you want to swap groups? If you want..
5 lashes: no I'm fine with him
6 lashes: i so take this as an offence??
blueberries: wairt im going to mcdonalds isagi you're coming with me
and kurona
isaGOAT 🔥: Okay bitch but your paying
blueberries: FINE.
buzzy 🐝: im coming with.
yes
YAS
okay yes slay lets go
blueberries: omg noa is so old now i dont wanna ask because he might go "whats mcdonalds"
isaGOAT 🔥: hun i think he knows what mcdonalds is
shark 🦈: But he still looks really old, old. when was mcdonalds even created?
1940
WHAT
buzzy 🐝: he was born during ww2 he def doesnt know what mcdonalds is
isaGOAT 🔥: he was NOT born in world war 2
im cackling isnt he like 36
bangs kid: THIRTY SI
okay sorry WHAT
idol lover: honestly thats kinda young since he looks 89
grandpa 👴: yes
yes.
yes..
yes...
bangs kid: WE GET IT, UNC
grandpa 👴: hi to you too ig??
5 lashes: He has mcdonalds?
Isagi where'd you get mcdonalds?
isaGOAT 🔥: ..mcdonalds???
5 lashes: bitch give me a fry??
isaGOAT 🔥: is that how you ask???
5 lashes: bitch PLEASE give me a fry
Notes:
Do you like the class 09 reference i snuck in there hi
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