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C&G’s Dog Cafe
Bring your dog to have coffee! Bring your coffee to meet dogs! Corgi & Greyhound’s Dog Cafe opens its doors for the first time this Friday at the corner of Eamast and 27th!
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#food
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<DormantJelly> Okay, I went to the dog cafe
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<Timewiz> The new one?
<DormantJelly> Yeah, this one: noo.nl/ nls/ fB8pBUH
<Noonlebot> www . noonle . com
<Noonlebot> | Corgi & Greyhound’s Dog Cafe · 1195 27th St, New Koirapolis 6798
<Noonlebot> | 4.7 ★ · Coffee shop
<DormantJelly> Thanks Noonlebot!
<Chaos on a Stick> I told you that place was good dude! I told you bro
<Kleekai> ok so what did you think of it though
<Chaos on a Stick> I told you dog
<Kleekai> did you like it? asking for a friend
<velcroJesus> I’ve been meaning to go there t b h
<DormantJelly> Yeah it was great actually! The venue is where that candy store used to be that closed down last year. The owners have fixed it up really nice. Padded seats, and actually several kinds of dog
<DormantJelly> They ran out of oatmilk while I was there though
<DormantJelly> noo.nl / imghost/ dormantjelly/ DXL_20_05:12:49.png
<DormantJelly> This guy was really friendly! Good latte art, but the croissant was just so-so.
<Kleekai> oh yeah I heard the croissants today had a problem because the oven was broken
<Kleekai> just, you know, heard it around town
<Kleekai> but that it wouldn’t be a problem on another day
<Kleekai> did you like, pet the dog? was he a good boy?
<Chaos on a Stick> I think all dogs are good dogs.
<DormantJelly> Yes, actually the dog was a great experience. He was friendly and well trained, and actually very snuggly, perfect for a cold autumn day.
<DormantJelly> One of the dogs was weird though.
<Kleekai> weird? what was weird?
<DormantJelly> There was a lapdog in the corner who seemed very ill-tempered. I didn’t get a good look at him but he was very small, round, and looked pretty mean. He made hissed or clicked at me when I got close.
<Kleekai> oh, that’s just ol’ chonkster
<Kleekai> you don’t have to worry about him
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<DormantJelly> :thinking-face:
<velcroJesus> Do you have a picture of this lapdog?
<DormantJelly> Not a good one. Well. I have one though
<DormantJelly> noo.nl / imghost/ dormantjelly/ DXL_20_05:17:11.png
<velcroJesus> Bro.
<Chaos on a Stick> That’s literally not a dog
<DormantJelly> What are you talking about
<velcroJesus> How can you not tell what this is
<Corgi> He is not a dog, but a possum. He is highly trained and safe to be around. To save you some trouble, C&G’s dog cafe employs a number of friendly dogs and one possum as companion animals.
<DormantJelly> Well, I consider him a dog in spirit.
<Timewiz> Now I want to check this place out too
<Kleekai> ol’ chonkster doesn’t like being pet too much but you can always feed him!
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#neighborhood-chat
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<Harold_42> anyone else just see a possum book it down 27th??
<Chaos on a Stick> yes, I thought i was hallucinating! With the orange vest
<Harold_42> it ran right through the councilperson’s ribbon cutting ceremony
<Kleekai> ok so actually there’s a great explanation here
<dogdad2032> THREE DOGS CHASED IT INTO THE STREET. I DROPPED MY GYRO.
<velcroJesus> possum climbed a guy holding a clipboard and launched off his head like a trampoline
<Chaos on a Stick> pretty sure it bit a hot dog
<dogdad2032> IT STOLE A HOT DOG
<Kleekai> I think that more fell into ol chonkster’s mouth as he was yelling and running
<Harold_42> You don’t need to use caps lock the whole time dude
<dogdad2032> I HOLD DOWN SHIFT LIKE A RESPECTABLE PERSONut
<theRealMook> i was crossing the street when it zipped between my legs. i screamed.
<Chaos on a Stick> people clapped when it flipped the campaign sign. like actually clapped
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<mechaTina> did anyone see that chihuahua? That was crazy
<dogdad2032> THAT WASN”T A CHIHUAHUA
<boot.exe> campaign staffer tried to corner it with a yard sign. possum ran up his sleeve.
<Harold_42> RIP that guy’s dignity
<Kleekai> I’m sure ol’ chonkster meant well
<mechaTina> honestly same. Pretty sure it was a Chihuahua though, I know my dogs
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<possumPower2077> I for one welcome our new possum overlord
<Chaos on a Stick> he had a remarkably loud hiss. I’m surprised the councilperson stood up to it
<possumPower2077> he smiled through the terror. true politician.
<dogdad2032> POSSUM 2077. POSSUM 2077. I’D VOTE FOR HIM. YES POSSUMS IN MY BACKYARD
<velcroJesus> So we’re all clear that it’s a possum and not a dog right
<mechaTina> it came out of the dog cafe, so it was a dog
<theRealMook> honestly i think a dog cafe sounds 500x more interesting if there’s a small chance of a possum
<Kleekai> well ol’ chonkster isn’t usually this excitable. I think someone must have stepped on him
<Kleekai> the situation should be under control soon though
<Kleekai> I hear the shop owners are very reliable
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<possumPower2077> I think it was an emotional support possum. It had a vest on
<Chaos on a Stick> same. deeply unsettling to imagine t b h
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<dogdad2032> LONG LIVE POSSUM
<Harold_42> long may it reign
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Direct Message
Corgi Kisser (C.k2-00452)
Okay, got him.
* Live share from C.k2-00452: Optics feed
Kleekai Greyhound (K.g1-09030)
it’s ol’ chonkster! i knew he’d return.
or get caught
whatever you want to call it
thank you for catching him!
Corgi Kisser (C.k2-00452)
I did not have much trouble tracking him down.
All I needed to do was follow the trail of chaos and destruction. The people of New Koirapolis are not used to a live possum running through the crowds.
Kleekai Greyhound (K.g1-09030)
come back soon! and you got the oat milk right? we're seriously running low
Corgi Kisser (C.k2-00452)
I am surprised we have a lot of customers so soon after the possum escape
Kleekai Greyhound (K.g1-09030)
actually it turns out having a possum escape and cause mayhem is great publicity
turns out ol’ chonkster ran right through some kind of political event
the chatrooms went wild. everyone wants a latte from the cafe that has a possum
people are asking about him and also whether we have oat milk
Corgi Kisser (C.k2-00452)
I have acquired the possum as well as oat milk. I will be home soon.
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