“Warm like Summer/Better than Weed” Samuel x Wolf Haley

by 420IsKool

Summary:

Basically Wolf Haley and Samuel yaoi I don’t care if it’s not cannon or if their enemies I wish they could kiss and hold hands :3
TW:a bit of toxic yaoi …
(Hah do yall get the reference to the title btw cuz Yk Tyler has songs with / Yk haha…I’m not funny.)

Chapter 1: Toxic Yaoi

It was a average day at camp flog gnaw Sam was making music with his band like always he was singing until-
Dr TC:”The music sounds good Sam keep practicing..”
Sam stares at his therapist until he notices a black teen like him standing next to him, wearing a cap, striped shirt and jean shorts
Dr TC:”Sam this is Wolf, Wolf this is Sam, Sams been here in camp flog gnaw for a while now I’m going to fill out these last field trip forms, now you guys have fun”
Wolf:”So you guys into jazz-?” :3
Sam:”LOOK, Wolf prairie dog, rantel (??) whatever the fuck your name is we don’t fuck with you or anyone else you stay the fuck out of our lane and you stay out of ours capchie?”
Wolf nods clearly confused by Sams aggressiveness towards him but shakes it off as nothing as Sam leads him showing him around the boring camp until Wolf notices someone..
Wolf:”yo whos that?”
Wolf references to the slightly chubby girl, with light brown curls that are green at the bottom wearing a white shirt and jeans (YES THIS IS OFF LEMONCHIPS DESIGN FOR SALEM!)
Sam:”Thats Salem, shes my girlfriend, you stay the fuck away from her alright?”
Wolf:”Sure”
Wolf smirks mischievously (reference:😼) having an evil thought that might get his ass killed. Sam’s friends invite him to drive around in the car of course Sam agrees (off Jamba btw) Wolf doesn’t really care that Sam left…maybe he does but that doesn’t matter he doesn’t need anyone because he has his best friend..Slater! His bike. Wolf goes up to his bike with a goofy grin and goes onto it and rides it around camp flog gnaw sillily, until a car stop next to him two dudes jump out and Sam does too (OH NO) the two dudes jump onto Wolf, as Wolf struggles he looks up at Sam thinking he will help him or do something but all that comes out of his mouth is..
Sam:”Alright you guys can kill him”
Wolf:”WAIT-“
The two dudes beat up Wolf, Wolf lets out cries and yelps from it eventually after what felt like 10 Christmases they stop and jump back into the car one of them screams “FAGGOT!” leaving Wolf whimpering and crawling away weakly while trying to get up.

Chapter 2: Fight

Summary:

More yaoi (I don’t really know what to put here :/)
TW:Toxic Yaou 💔
(We’re not near the dating part yet ;3)

Day two at camp flog gnaw:
Wolf thought since Sam was such an asshole he should get back at him so he did what any man would do..steal his girl, Salem! It felt wrong for some reason he didn’t care about this dude he knew for a day..I mean Thats gay that weird! But he couldn’t shake off the feeling of guilt until he notices Sam again talking to Salem he felt jealous so he had to do something he runs up to them and crashes into them like if they weren’t holding hands making them both fall
Wolf:”Woops!”
Sam:”WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Salem looks obviously confused
Wolf:”My bad a bee was chasing me you know-“
Sam shoves Wolf off aggressively
Wolf:”ACK- hey! I said it was an accident!”
Sam:”YOU FAGGOT!”
Salem:”Sam no!!!”
Sam grabs Wolf by the collar of his shirt Wolf instinctively clings at his wrist trying to desperately pull it away from him but it was too late Sam punches at Wolf face, Wolf of course punches back shoving him away they were tumbling on each other punching biting scratching and swearing of course until..
Dr TC:”YOU TWO! INTO MY OFFICE! NOW!”
Sam pants heavily on top of Wolf exhausted but wipes the blood dripping from his nose
Sam:”Coming.”

Chapter 3: New life

Summary:

More yaoi!!! :D also idk y I have to ass summary cuz I don’t enjoy spoiling :c

Sam and Wolf sit on a chair that is faced in front of Dr. T.C’s desk, the therapist looks disappointed
Dr. T.C:”Boys explain to me why you two were fighting, I mean Wolf just got here I don’t get how he could upset you already.”
Wolf:”He was just being a asshole”
Wolf said while holding a tissue to his bleeding nose
Sam:”NO THE FUCK I WASNT! YOU FUCKING SHOVED ME FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Wolf:”It was an accident.”
Sam:”I’ll make you look like you were in an accident.”
Dr. T.C:”WOAH WOAH! Sam calm down!”
The therapist taps his pen on the desk thinking until he came up with a idea he smiles
Dr. T.C:”How about you two hang out with each other for a week maybe staying together can get you two used to each other, even better find out things you both have in common-“
Sam:”oh..HELL NO! IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!”
Dr. T.C:”Hm..well, Wolf do you want to do it?”
Wolf smirks
Wolf:”Sure I wouldn’t mind being with my favorite dude in this camp”
Wolf teased as he looked at Sam
Sam:”I fucking hate you.”
Dr. T.C:”How about you two also share a cabin here.”
The therapist gives them both a key
Dr. T.C:”You guys don’t have to move your stuff to the new cabin it’s only if you want, neither way it’s only for a week, okay good bye you two!”
They both leave the room Sam grips on the key
Wolf:”Watcha angry about hmm?~ I know your excited to share a room with me-“
Sam ignores him and walks to the cabin
Wolf:”Oh come onnn don’t ignore your new roommate~”
Wolf hears sniffles from Sam his grin falters a bit, and immediately goes silent, following him.

Chapter 4: Bonding (?)

Summary:

Sorry for not uploading I was lazy but I did make 2 other fanfics (one is Sam x wolf and the other is suicide :[)
- I talk like my ex gf lol

-btw I think the cabin is like a little house (?) just so you can picture the scene! ^w^

They both go into their new cabin, Sam immediately goes into the bed room and locks it closed.
Wolf:”You good..?”
(From the other room) Sam:”Shut the fuck up.”
Wolf saddens, he sits in the couch thinking
Wolfs Mind:”I don’t care about him but why did he seem so sad? Is he okay? Is it…my fault?..I don’t like Sam but I don’t like seeing him hurt neither”
Wolf stands up and walks over the the door that separated him and Sam, he knocks.
Wolf:”Sa-“
Sam:”SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE”
Wolf smirks
Wolf:”There we go~ I thought you were sad”
Sam:”IM NOT SAD! Why would I be fucking sad!?”
He said in a disgusted tone,
Wolf:”Well maybe because I heard sniffling”
Sam:”Ever heard allergies?!”
Wolf:”Noooo~”
Sam:”Dumbass.”
Wolf keeps knocking on the door annoyingly, until they was a hard bang from the other side
Wolf:”Oooooh~ someones a little mad~ come on~ open the door and beat me~”
Sam:”Fine.”
Sam swings the door open and drags Wolf in forcefully
Wolf:”Woah your that excited to see me?”
Wolf winks, Sam let’s go of him, clearly disgusted
Sam:”Wha- NO! You’re disgusting!”
Sam looks away
Wolf:”you know, thats a little gay for you to be alone..with another man, let alone me”
Wolf sits on the bed, patting the space next to him
Sam:”No. I’m not going to sit next to you.”
Wolf:”Well I guess I’ll have to be all alone in this comfortable bed allll night alll to myself~”
Sam shoves Wolf off and lays on the bed instead
Wolf:”OUCH! Hey what the fuck!?”
Sam:”You were fucking asking for it! Faggot!”
Wolf:”Your the fa-“
Sam throws a pillow at Wolfs face making him fall, he starts laughing at how stupidly Wolf easily falls
Wolf:”Hey it’s not funny!”
Wolf rubs his head but slowly smiles softly enjoying Sams laughing, his smooth deep voice was so comforting-
Sam:”ugh. I gotta take a shower. You know if ima stay a week with you I gotta make sure I’m clean and don’t get your gross stench on me.”
Sam leaves the room leaving Wolf on the floor with a pillow on his lap.

Chapter 5: WOOWE MAMA

Summary:

Freaky freaky 😼 they don’t have sex in this chapter (yet)

Sam comes out of the bathroom in only a towel while Wolf was in the bedroom picking his nose like the stinky critter he is, Sam walks into the bedroom Wolf stops his gold digging and looks up at Sam’s body all wet with his curly hair covering most of his face
Sam:”The fuck are you staring at?”
Wolf:”Nothing.”
Wolf rolls his eyes trying his best not the nut, HOLY FREAK he was acting gay he can’t be gay 😨. Meanwhile Sam changes in front of Wolf literally flashing Wolf exposing his whole body in front of him, Wold was getting front row seats just starring…Sam eventually leaves. Wolf goes after him.
Wolf:”Why did you change in front of me?”
Sam:”Why were you watching!?”
Wolf:”Because I have eyes you dumbass”
Sam:”Fucking faggot.”
Wolf:”YOUR the one who changed in front of me I mean couldn’t you do it in the bathroom!?”
Sam:”You seemed grateful I didn’t. Now I’m going to hang with my gang don’t fuck up the cabin while I’m out aight?.”
Without even waiting for Wolf to respond he leaves slamming the door close. Wolf was pissed this dude teased him showed his body then leaves!? Yea they were enemies but Sam crossed the line. Wolf thought real hard like harder than his dick when he watch porn, until he had an idea..he walked out the cabin as well to someone else’s cabin..Salem’s.

Chapter 6: Revenge

Summary:

UH OH partyisntover/campfire/bimmer reference 🤯
-off topic but Igor is a good album Theres is no bad song in Igor if you disagree than..idk enjoy your yaoi hoe

(TW:Sex but it’s Salem x wolf)

Notes:

Btw if you don’t want to read the sex scene scroll down to where it says (Sams POV:) there you can skip the sex scene anyways bye :3

Wolf knocks on Salems cabin, of course the bopping bitch answers it
Salem:”Hey Sam- oh uh..your not Sam”
Salem said in a confused tone she hasn’t talked to Wolf so it was unexpected for him to come up to her cabin
Wolf:”Hey Salem. Can I come in real quick? Just wanna get to know you”
Salem:”Sure”
Salem opens the door then closes it, Wolf walks in
Wolf:”Wow this looks nice”
Salem:”Oh thanks”
They sit on the couch
Salem:”So what specifically did you want to know about me I mean, we barely know each other besides the fact you ran into me and Sam”
Salem laughs softly, it was gentler than Sams but he didn’t mind it
(WOLF IS BISEXUAL!?)
Wolf:”Hah. Yea..uh you know, a bit personal you don’t want to answer but how’s your relationship with you and Sam? I mean hes kinda a asshole, and your gentle..”
Salems soft smile disappears she looks away
Salem:”Well it’s kinda forced I mean he’s controlling sometimes, and you know..Thats mostly what I wanna say. Sorry-“
Wolf:”No! Your fine, I mean you are but- I can..treat you better than that fatherless mentality ill dude”
Wolf puts his hand on Salems, she blushes and giggles
Salem:”Shut up! You know he’d kill you!”
Wolf:”Yea but it’s worth it~”
Salem:”Oh my god Wolf!…come here!”
Salem grabs Wolf by the shoulders making him fall on top of her
Wolf:”ACK! Woah..”
Wolf looks down at her then her tits- then back at her face
Salem:”Don’t worry do anything I want to know if you meant it when you said you’d treat me better~”
Wolf slowly leans down and kisses Salem softly it was gentle, until he started eating her face, their tongues caressing each other, before Wolf pulled away to back up and takes off Salems jeans and underwear throwing them aside
Wolf:”We won’t need these for now”
Wolf leans down rubbing Salems clit
Salem:”Ah..Wolf~”
Wolf applies more pressure on her pussy before pulling away just to put his face in front of her vagina, he shoves his tongue inside her, eating her like shes a fine buffet, shoving in and out slurping and eating
Salem:”Ahh!~…Your mouth is so good!~ keep going~”
Wolf keeps slurping until Salem squirted on him, he was sorta disgusted but kept his annoying smirk. He takes off his jeans boxers to throw them aside as well.
Wolf:”Get ready to have the ride of your life~”
Salem:”Shut up you’re so corny!”
Salem said but it didn’t mean anything harsh intentionally. Wolf puts on a condom, he shoves a finger into Salems vagina shoving it in and out then another, then another, to get her prepared to take his dick. He pulls his finger out just to replace it with his dick Salem lets out a loud moan before Wolf starts thrusting himself in and out of her.

 

(Sams POV:)

 

Meanwhile Sam grabbed a marshmallow shoved a stick into it, before turning it towards the fire that was flaming, melting the marshmallow, Sam places the marshmallow into a gram cracker. He puts a Hershey and another gram cracker over it before taking it bite, it burnt him but fuck it, he liked it.
Friend 1:”Yo Sam can you drop this off?”
Friend 1 was handing Sam a bag, Sam nods as he puts down his s’more and walks off. He comes back to his friend
Friend 2:”Ay where you been man?”
Sam:”Oh I- I got a drop off to make, say have you seen Salem?”
Friend 2:”Oh she went with that new dude you know? Wolf boy near by the lake”
Sam:”What the fuck.”
Friend 2:”You good man? I got some of these cans of baked beans…you want some?”
Sam:”Yo fuck them beans. I’m going over to Salem.”
Friend 2:”Alright man.”
Sam walks over to the lake pissed, until some annoying ass BITCH distracted him, Earl.
Earl:”Hey dude I need to talk to you.”
Sam:”Fine. just..make it quick!”

 

(Wolfs POV:)
Wolf:”yo why is Sam such a fucking dick?”
Salem:”He isnt such a badass anyways, he just here because he ran away because some shit happened at home, hes actually a dweeb.”
Wolf:”yo what happened?”
Salem:”Well he got bullied really badly he killed his bullies at school causing school shooting, in order to not get dragged into jail he ran to here, to hide which is kinda stupid it”
Wolf:”Hah, yea it is.”
Salem:”Anyways wanna listen to this song I made, it’s not finished but..yea.”
Salem shows Wolf the song “treehome95” they both listen

(Sams POV:)
Earl:”You know it’s been real hard for me I been dealing with this shit.”
Earl stand at the edge of a cliff
Earl:”I’m just so close…to killing my self.”
Sam:”Augh, you know the cliff is right there”
Earl:”I just wish there was a way to escape”
Sam:”I mean your answer is RIGHT in front of you.”
Earl:”Yea but-“
Sam:”YO SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

(Wolfs POV:)

Wolf:”It’s not bad-“
BAM! a gunshot was heard
Salem:”What the fuck was that!?”
(From far away) Sam:”SAMUELS HERE! WHERES WOLF!? FUCKING FAGGOT! SALEM WAS MINE!”
Wolf freezes scared out of his mind
Salem:”Shit- hurry! Before he finds you!”
Wolf runs off back to their shared cabin he knew Sam would be there so he had to stand his ground and get prepared to most likely get killed.

Chapter 7

Summary:

Sorrry for not uploading new chapters lol. I was thinking of killing myself but don’t worry I’m fine (it’s kinda the reason why I haven’t uploaded)

(Samuels POV:)

Sam ran to the lake where he found Salem sitting alone
Samuel:”SALEM WHERES WOLF!?”
Sam yelled
Salem:”I…I don’t kno-“
Samuel:”YES YOU FUCKING DO KNOW. I SAW YOU WITH HIM! WHY WOULD YOU RATHER BE WITH ANOTHER DUDE THAN YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND!? YOUR MORE COMPLICATED AROUND ME THAN OTHER PEOPLE!”
(Ooohhh IFHY refrenceee)
Salem:”Because you’re a controlling asshole!”
Samuel:”NO IM NOT! You’re just so fucking difficult to please. I do my BEST to be what you want AND ITS NEVER ENOUGH!”

(Wolfs POV:)
Wolf walked into his shared room, he locked the door and got hard thinking of Salem
Wolf:”Damn she was so tight…too bad fucking Sam decided to get all pissy. He won’t kill me.”
He notices Sam’s shirt he looks around
Wolf:”He won’t mind I’ll just say I dropped something on it so he won’t wonder why it’s in the washer yea..”
Wolf takes off his pants including his boxers as he then slowly reaches out to grab Sams shirt
(Tamale reference uh oh 😼)
He smells the shirt first before wrapping it around his cock and stroking it up and down
Wolf:”Ah~ Sam- S-Sam!~”
He strokes faster, fantasizing it’s Sam’s ass even though the chances of them banging is low
Wolf:”Augh Sam!~ your so tight..~”
He pants harshly and loudly as he feels himself close to cumming in his enemy’s shirt

(Samuels POV:)
Dr TC approaches the unstable teen that was shouting as his girlfriend
Dr TC:”Sam. Calm down whats the problem?”
Samuel:”The problem? ITS FUCKING- WOLF! WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF!!! HE FUCKED MY GIRL-“
Dr TC:”Shh..shh calm down alri-“
Samuel:”NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”
Dr TC groans in annoyance
Dr TC:”Look, if this problem is with Wolf maybe you should talk with him-“
Samuel:”HOW HUH!? HOW!? HES FUCKING- I- I DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS!”
Dr TC:”It’s okay we will look together. Hes most likely at the cabin, come let’s go.”
They both walk to the cabin, Dr TC unlocks the door as he guides Sam, Samuel busts the door open to the bedroom only to see Wolf masterbating with his shirt that was stained with semen
Samuel:”WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THAT MY SHIRT!?”
Dr TC stares in shock and turns away in disgust
Dr TC:”Wolf clean that up and go to my office..”
Dr TC leaves the room as Sam stares at Wolf in anger
Wolf:”Look…I- I was hard-“
Samuel:”SO YOU USE MY SHIRT!?”
Wolf:”Because it’s so soft…and Warm and…”
Samuel:”You disgust me.”
(NOOOOO)

Chapter 8

Summary:

Sorry for not posting I guess but here

(Their in Dr TC’s office btw)
Dr TC:”So….I understand you two are mad at each other, which I should say Sam since…you know.”
Sam looked absolutely pissed. First his girl got stolen then, fuckass Wolf decided to jerk off with his shirt
Dr TC:”And my reaction to that is to make you two separated from each other because this living together in a cabin thing isn’t really working out”
Wolfs’ heart sinks immediately, knowing that is action affected his chance with Sam so he immediately speaks
Wolf:”WAIT! Dr. TC give it a-another chance!…It’s my fault okay. I’ll be good and I can stay with Sam I would really like to improve my relationship with him.”
The therapist looks at Wolf in shock while Sam is absolutely disgusted
Dr TC:”Well…I guess another chance wouldn’t be bad, your brave to be the bigger person and fix things between you and Sam you know that right Wolf?”
Wolf:”Yea! I always liked being the bigger person”
Wolf smirks
“Unlike Sam”
Sam immediately gets pissed off but he doesn’t say anything he just stares at Wolf, as Wolf smirks looking back at the enraged teen
Dr TC:”Well session is done, you two can go back to the cabin”
Wolf:”Will do!”
Wolf says in his annoying ass voice. He stands up from his seat and walks out the door

Chapter 9

As Wolf walks into the cabin and into the bedroom, he lays down until a slam was heard, it was Sam who just came in who was breathing heavily
Wolf:”Whats up Sam? Out of breath from your asthma-?”
Sam:”YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!”
Sam pounces onto Wolf, they move side to side on the bed shoving and punching each other
Sam:”WHY DID YOU WANT US TO BE TOGETHER IN THIS FUCKASS CABIN TOGETHER!? DO YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE I AM TO BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OFF!?”
Wolf:”Jesus, sorry for wanting to be with my favorite person~”
Sam lifts his arm up to punch Wolf, Wolf moves his head away to dodge but then Sam freezes suddenly
Sam:”Why did you use my shirt to jack off.”
Wolf:”Look I already answered it’s because it felt-“
Sam:”No. There’s a reason why you used MY shirt you could’ve used your shirt but you used mines.”
Wolf:”It’s nothing you dumbass plus it’s not like I would even answer that.”
Wolf says smirking before looking down and noticing a bulge on Sams pants
Wolf:”Uh whats that there for Sam..?”
Wolf askes nervously, but Sam doesn’t answer he just starts grinding against him
Wolf:”A-Ahh..~ Sam? Why a-are you doing t-this?~”
Sam:”You fuck my girlfriend, then you fuck my shirt. Why are you so obsessed with me?”
Wolf:”No reason I- mmmgh~ just stop!~”
Sam grinds harder making Wolf moan in a high pitch way

Chapter 10: Gay sex lol

Summary:

Wowzers their gonna fuh
(Please donate kudos so I can have lucky charms)

Sam:”I don’t know why you keep annoying me. I tell you to leave me and Salem alone, you never listen to shit I tell you”
Wolf:”Doesn't e-explain why- ah~ your t-touching me like t-this..~”
Sam:”If you’re not gonna be obedient I’ll make you obedient.”
Sam slowly takes off his pants and boxers
Wolf:”S-Sam..?”
Sam:”Take off yours.”
Wolf takes off his pants and boxers as well clearly nervous
Sam:”Remember I’m not doing this because I like you, I’m doing this to punish you.”
Sam starts to a-line himself with Wolfs ass and his dick
Wolf:”Shouldn’t we use lube?”
Sam:”Too bad we don’t have any.”
Sam shoves himself inside Wolf, making Wolf scream silently. Sam stiffens allowing Wolf’s body to adapt to the sensation
Sam:”Is this okay?”
Wolf:”Yea..yea..just don’t thrust so fast..”
Sam nods before thrusting himself back and forth, Wolf moaning so annoyingly loud it pissed Sam off but he kept going for some reason genuinely enjoying the feeling of being inside his enemy. He starts picking up the speed of his thrusts, his mind wanders questioning if what he’s doing makes him gay or not until his thought was snapped by Wolfs whining
Wolf:”Slow down Sam!~”
Wolf was gripping Sams shoulders tightly and he was clearly out of breath
Sam:”Oh- shit…sorry I just got outta my mind for a while. Maybe we’re not ready for this-“
Wolfs grip tightens
Wolf:”No please don’t stop..I need more”
Sam:”Fine…faggot.”
Sam starts thrusting again

Chapter 11: After care 🤯 (not really idk)

Summary:

After care 👍

Sam was left panting on the bed while Wolf smirked happily knowing he had sex with the dude he was into
Wolf:”Did my ass feel good?”
Samuel:”I’m not answering that, you know I did what I did as a punishment”
Wolf:”Felt more like a reward than a punishment”
Samuel:”Just shut up.”
Wolf:”Make me~”
Sam stays silent, not wanting to feed Wolfs desire to annoy him
Wolf:”I’m hungry”
Samuel:”I don’t care”
Wolf:”Can you buy me a burger? But not lettuce I hate lettuce”
Samuel:”I’m not buying you a burger fatass.”
Wolf:”At least do something for me, I mean I just gave you the best sex you ever had in your entire life.”
Sam groans
Samuel:”Fine. We can get a burger for your fatass just don’t be annoying.”
Wolf:”Thanks Sammy~”
Samuel:”Don’t call me that. Now change into your clothes.”
Sam stands up off the bed exposing his naked body as Wolf stares, then Sam leaves the room