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<CapIII named the chat “NNSS and Stuff”.>
<CapIII added agentFUN, Agent-2, 4gent, and 7 others.>
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agentFUN: ok
agentFUN: so this is going to be the gc for the nnss
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Agent-2: This is the dedicated New New Squidbeak Splatoon and associates chat, so please keep the content only work related.
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Neo3: yes maam understood
agentFUN: oh mar
agentFUN: anyways what be happening in everyones lives
Agent-2: Callie, no.
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4gent: oh ye we finally got another one of these
4gent: about time
Agent-2: Callie, do you know what you’ve unleashed?
agentFUN: ;)
4gent: CALLIE
4gent: WADDUP
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4gent: HI THREE
Neo3: um hello i guess?
4gent: excuse me
4gent: w h a t
4gent: MARIE I NEED AN EXPLAIN RN
Agent-2: “An explain?”
agentFUN: we recruited a new agent
4gent: SICK
Neo3: hi im agent three nice to meet you
4gent: but why did you reuse the number
agentFUN: cause were lazy :P
4gent: checks out
4gent: nice to meet you too new three
4gent: im agent 4 the FRESHEST squid in the splatoon
agentFUN: wait just a minute
Agent-2: This chat room is never going to be used as intended, is it?
4gent: nope
Agent-2: well ****
4gent: woah marie let’s watch the ******* mouth
agentFUN: le GASP
agentFUN: also petition for cap to turn off the filter
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4gent: and thats agent 8 the freshest octo in the splatoon
Agnt8: a new chat room?
Agnt8: had there been wrong with the old one
agentFUN: nah
agentFUN: weve just had some new peeps
Agnt8: ?
Agnt8: marsh mellows?
4gent: people
4gent: shes just using outdated slang
4gent: cuz shes an old lady
agentFUN: HEY
agentFUN: not nice
Agnt8: people
Agent-2: Yes, Eight. We have a new member of the Splatoon, and then some.
Neo3: hiiii
Agnt8: hi
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MC.princess: YO EVERYONE MC.PRINCESS IN THE HOUSE
MC.princess: aka the master of beats aka the mincer of music aka yours truly pearl
Neo3: !!!!!
Neo3: AS IN PEARL FROM DAMP SOCKS FEATURING OFF THE HOOK
Neo3: WHAT THE ****
Neo3: excuse me while i go think about things
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MC.princess: i mean i always welcome more fans but who was that
Agent-2: New recruit.
MC.princess: **** yeah
Agnt8: Na’skaras, Pearl.
MC.princess: na’skaras to you too
MC.princess: so. money question about this chat
MC.princess: will cap actually participate in it
Agnt8: she had participation in the last one
4gent: ur opinion is biased u dont get to answer this one
Agnt8: IT IS BIASED NOT
4gent: -_-
agentFUN: ‘_’
4gent: callie never do the face like that again
agentFUN: sry
Agnt8: the captain had sent out anouncements in the chat room last
4gent: ye those dont count
4gent: shes an antisocial ****er
4gent: can we PLS get rid of this filter
agentFUN: yeah mar take the filter off
Agent-2: Unlike our last chat, I don’t have admin privileges.
4gent: ****
4gent: i mean dang
agentFUN: shouldnt have abused them to make fun of cap so much :(
AGent-2: Maybe, but it was funny.
MC.princess: worth imo
Agnt8: there is chance the captain might say more words if you would be not so mean
MC.princess: we’re not mean
MC.princess: we’re never mean
MC.princess: except maybe the time we forged THAT letter
Agent-2: “We”?
Agent-2: That was all you.
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CapIII: So that was Pearl?
MC.princess: i did nothing
CapIII: I’m telling Marina
MC.princess: please don’t
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MC.princess: ****
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Neo3: ok im back im chill
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DJ_HyperFresh: Pearlie.
MC.princess: hiya Marina
Neo3: !!!!!!!!!
Neo3: MARINA FROM DAMP SOCKS FEATURING OFF THE HOOK?!?!?!?!
Neo3: akljdcmkskjm
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4gent: guys i think we broke the newbie
MC.princess: yea we should probably do something about that right away
DJ_HyperFresh: Not so fast, Pearl.
DJ_HyperFresh: Want to explain why I just got a message from Captain Three saying that you were the one who staged the False Letter Incident?
MC.princess: uh
MC.princess: not really
DJ_HyperFresh: Oh, were you under the impression that you had a choice?
agentFUN: oooooooooo
4gent: oooo00000ooooo
Agent-2: Four, quit acting like that, Callie, stop encouraging her.
4gent: or else what
DJ_HyperFresh: Pearlie, you and I are going to have a conversation about forgery when you get home. Got it?
MC.princess: …yes
Agent-2: I’ll revoke your VIP pass.
DJ_HyperFresh: Good.
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4gent: U WOULDNT
Agent-2: I would.
MC.princess: NONE of yall back me up???
MC.princess: fake friends smh
agentFUN: well
4gent: an oof there
Agnt8: served and deserved
4gent: ye
MC.princess: ok who taught 8 that one
4gent: dont look at me
MC.princess: nvm i have my suspicions
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4gent: but u cant prove them >:)
Agent-2: Four, just leave it.
4gent: UR NOT MY MOM
Agent-2: When was the last time you called your mom?
4gent: >.<
4gent: i gtg
4gent: my teams got practice soon
agentFUN: thats what we call a BIG OOF
4gent: id rather be with them than u hoes
agentFUN: thats not filtered write that down
Agent-2: Sure you would.
4gent: i would
Agent-2: Yes, I agree with you.
4gent: so snarky
Agent-2: I did not say anything to disagree with you.
4gent: and yet the sarcasm is reaching out of the screen to slap me in the face
4gent: just root for the walking safety hazards and lets call it a day
agentFUN: u shouldve keep the old name
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Neo3: ok ok we chillin
4gent: they didnt allow us to keep the old name
Neo3: old name?
Agent-2: For her league team.
4gent: the flying fuckers…
agentFUN: majestic…
Neo3: what is a league team
4gent: oh u poor child
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Agnt8: it is a team for ITO sport with officiality
Neo3: yes okay i understood that perfectly
Agnt8: great
Agnt8: i am good for explanations of things
Agent-2: ITO is the Inkopolis Turf Organization. They define rules, standards, and official tournaments for inksports in Inkopolis.
Neo3: oooh
Neo3: we dont have one of those in splatsville
agentFUN: we kinda assumed
Neo3: what gave it away
agentFUN: things
Agent-2: So League teams are essentially recognized and registered inksport teams that range from casuals to profreshionals.
Agent-2: League teams can participate in official tournaments and events.
Neo3: so u have to be part of a team to do splatfests?
agentFUN: nope!
agentFUN: regular battle and splatfests only need an individual ito reg not a team one
Neo3: standardized fun sounds like a nightmare
Agent-2: It’s a lot more organized than whatever’s going on in Splatsville.
Neo3: dont knock my city
Neo3: its beautifully chaotic
Agent-2: Sure thing, kid.
Agnt8: how many years have you
Neo3: wat
Agnt8: years
Agnt8: age
Neo3: oh
Neo3: 14
Agnt8: you two
Agnt8: do better
agentFUN: in our defense its no worse than u and ur gf
Neo3: u have a gf
Neo3: ?
Agent-2: Her and the Captain.
Neo3: h u h
Agent-2: Yep.
Neo3: ok i was not expecting that
agentFUN: cap is super edgy on the outside but on the inside shes a fluffy clueless adorable fuzzball
Agent-2: The pining phase was physically painful to watch, though.
Agnt8: it had been so bad not
agentFUN: shut the **** up eight it was terrible
Agnt8: rude
Neo3: wait so eight are u a mega emo too
agentFUN: HAHAHHA
Agnt8: no
Agnt8: simply i have time not for these two idiots
Agnt8: beña to’rena
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agentFUN: mean
Neo3: uh so
Neo3: do you think oth will sign my album
Neo3: also are there any other famous ppl in this gc i should know about
Agent-2: You already met Deep Cut and know that Callie and I are the Squid Sisters, so no to the first one, but definitely yes to the second.
agentFUN: yeah pearl and marina love doing stuff for fans
Neo3: wait
Neo3: back up
Neo3: YOU TWO ARE THE SQUID SISTERS
Neo3: THE POP IDOLS
Agent-2: We thought you recognized us? Like our base in Alterna was literally called “Squid Sister’s Camp?”
Neo3: BOMB RUSH BLUSH AND TIDE GOES OUT
agentFUN: THE ONLY AND ONLY BABEYYYYYY
Neo3: WTF NO I DIDNT
Neo3: dknclmqkdwmc
Neo3: end my suffering pls
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agentFUN: well thats awkward
Agent-2: …
Agent-2: This chat room is certainly going places.
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agentFUN: heck yeah it is!
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CapIII: This was a mistake
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