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“YAAAAAHAAAAA-!”
screams Usagi as they slain their last monster of the day, the only thing left to do is collect the bounty at Labor Yoroi-san’s stand and figure out what to do with their free time (probably messing around with Hachiware and Chiikawa like always).
It was already noon’ when Usagi arrived at Labor Yoroi-san’s stand, only a few villagers can be seen collecting their daily bounty. “Ura~” Usagi says as they’ve come to check in their daily hunt, they’ve hunted a bigger than usual attacker beetle and in exchange got a hefty bounty.
“Quite a sweet job you’ve done out there Usagi! You might actually get a mark next time on your weapon if you keep this up” Labor Yoroi-san exclaims his genuine praises at Usagi, it is quite true how brave and skilled Usagi is despite being a little crazy. “Mmmm~ brrrrrrr!!” Usagi says as they roll both of their hands doing a silly dance, but as they dance around they notice an unusual poster next to Labor Yoroi-san’s stand “brr- hahh?? Ura ura!” They seem to have noticed a free coupon type of discount at the sweets restaurant far away from the forest, which seems to be at the mall. “Oh that? That's right! It's Valentine's Day tomorrow and they're handing out free of charge discounts for couples. Got anyone in mind champ?” teases Labor Yoroi-san as they've given information oh so great for Usagi, free of charge, all you can eat, basically unlimited sweets? “uuu URAAA!!!!! yaha yaha!” Usagi gestures a ‘give me’ action at Labor Yoroi-san. “Hahaha as feastful as ever aren't you Usagi? i've got a spare coupon actually, I planned to give it to Ramen Yoroi-san but it seems like he's busy. I got one for me and my husband anyways so I'll gladly give this away to you!” Labor Yoroi-san could see the gleam in Usagi's eyes as he offered up the coupon to Usagi.
Now it's a matter of time to decide on the plus one, the coupon stated it's only for two so Usagi can't invite both Hachiware and Chiikawa. Usagi could invite Chiikawa but they'll probably feel guilty for leaving Hachiware behind. “Mmmmmm.. ah! yaha yaha~”
only leaves the fun option…
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“Gosh!!! the flowers I found are so shitty.. urgh this is totally not cute!!!”
Finding authentic flower accessories is always a must for Momonga. Not only do they smell nice, it's also got a fresh look on their fluffy fur. The things that Pochette Yoroi-san’s sell are so outdated, they couldn't understand why Chiikawa always looks so happy with that fugly bear pouch (at least that's what they think, but honestly they're a bit jealous). Ever since they've inhibited this body they've felt hundred times more confident than before, it's everything they've dreamed of and it's a waste to not show off at every single second.
“Urgh.. this is so ass.. huh?” Momonga could hear a faint sound in the distant of the forest, it sounded like a war cry of some sort. Then they realized.. “Goddamnit!!!”
“YYYAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!”
Usagi comes swinging tarzan style through the forest, they know they could find Momonga there since they always pass by each other. Their conversations always end up in bickers, teasing, screaming, and possibly begging. Usagi always seems to be the winner while Momonga is forced to walk away and mutter some curses under their breath.
“U! Nya! I! Ha! U! Nya! I!” Usagi approaches momonga playfully while holding something in their hand
“Ugh, what is wrong with you- it's always you!! Can you shut the hell up for once!?!” Momonga played these games before, maybe this time they'll come out a winner, maybe even get the thing that Usagi is carrying. “Hm? you've always got something valuable don't you? Let me see! Give it to me!” Their tactics don't work on usagi, it's honestly quite weak but their huge nagging voice could scare off some people and annoy the hell out of the guards back in the village. “Hah?? haaahh??” Usagi teases as they wave around the wrapped mystery item.
“What are you doing!!! atleast open it you piece of-” and so did they, inside is a flower crown which is adorned by white wildflowers and a strikingly pink plum blossom as the main star of the crown. “Huh?? what the.. what does this mean? you're just giving it away to me?!” Momonga is bewildered by Usagi's action, the Usagi who always teases and screams at them is giving away something so beautiful to them? “Ura!” Usagi smugly exclaims.
It only took two free ramens at Rou for Hachiware and Chiikawa to make a well crafted flower crown for Usagi’s plan. Though they didn't really have to do that, but they insisted. “The hell is wrong with you?!! Are you cursed again or something..” Momonga still couldn't believe Usagi is giving something away like this without a plan on their sick twisted mind.
“Ura~ ura~ uraaa~” Usagi then pulls out the valentine's day coupon and puts it in front of Momonga’s face.
“Free couple discount at the sweets place..? Hey wait give me it-!!!” Usagi snatches it real fast before Momonga could get to it, they’re always such a stealer. “Gosh what the hell does this actually mean?!! you're acting weird usagi.." Momonga puts two and two but is still in disbelief, Usagi can't be doing what they're thinking can't they? Momonga could never. “Mmmm, ura yaha? Mmm.. yaha ura?” Usagi launches the flower crown at Momonga as they catch it in time, usually Momonga would run off when they get an opportunity like this but there they are still standing like a deer in headlights.
“Ura yaha~” Usagi proposes the idea to Momonga, they somehow have a fifty-fifty chance of Momonga accepting this scheme of theirs but they got an optimistic feeling about this. “As if! Even if it's fake, I would rather dig a hole for myself than be seen next to you weirdo!!” Momonga put the flower crown on themself and began to scurry, “See you never!!”
“Mmm..” Usagi just has to wait tomorrow on the sidewalk.