It's A Okay To Be Gay (Thumbs Up Emoji)

by SpinachEggiesAndToast

Summary:

Arnold and Kevin give a presentation for pride month.

Price and Cunningham had gathered everyone together for something, they didn’t say what but they said it was fitting for the time of year.
“Hi everyone. Since it’s June we’re going to give a little presentation.”
Cunningham picked up a bunch of pieces of poster board, the first one reading “It Is A Okay To Be Gay,” the Elders all looked at each other, what the heck?
“First slide! Arnold, flip it.” The first slide read “Gay People Who Are A Okay.”
“First on the list is Lady Gaga, she makes music and stuff, she’s a okay. Next on the list in Judy Garland.” McKinley looked like he wanted to say something, but he didn’t.
“Gay people like her, and she likes gay people, which are traits I associate with being gay, so that’s why she’s here. Next on the list, Jonathan Groff in Glee.” The Elders erupted.
“Jesse St. James isn’t gay! He’s in love with Rachel Berry!” McKinley shouted.
“He is a boy who sings!”
“You’re a boy who sings!”
“Well, I'm gay too, stupid. Also I haven't actually seen Glee, I only listened to the soundtrack.” All of the Elders went quiet, “Okay, well… anyway. He sings a couple Queen songs so… so that’s why he’s on here.”
“Best friend, are you really—?” Cunningham started to ask.
“Your job is to hold the cards. That reminds me, Freddie Mercury, also okay. Okay, uh— next on the list is Jonathan Groff in real life, I put him on here because he is gay. Next up we have Elphaba and Glinda from Wicked.”
Cunningham dropped the cards, “What?!”
“They’re in love, did you not—?”
“No?! I thought— she loves Fiyero, right?”
The Elders all sorta thought about it for a moment and then said a combination of things, such as “Well, I mean–” “She’s bi, so she does?” “But she’s in love with her,” “She can have both.”
“I don’t believe it… I need to rethink some things… I’m out of here!”
“Arnold you need to—! Hold my cards. Elder McKinley, can you help me please.”
“What? Why me? I-I’m not— I don’t—“
“Because you’re right there. So next on the list, Elliott.”
“What? Who’s Elliott?”
“I don’t know, but he’s probably gay.”
"Then next we have Ryan and Chad from High School musical." (Disney adults I swear.)
"Elder, they're not gay,"
"Have you heard 'I Don't Dance'? There's also--"
"We get it, move on."
“Okay, fine, ‘Why It Is Okay To Be Gay,’ because why not.”
“Because Jesus said—“
“Jesus didn’t say shit Connor. Any questions?” There were no questions, “Now for the point of the presentation, Connor flip the slide.”
The next page read in big letters, “You’re all gay! Just admit it!” and then in smaller letters “Arnold would like to inform you that he is not gay, but he thinks it’s okay that you guys are.”

Notes:

Whoever Elliott is I hope he liked it :)