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Subj: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:35 PM
Attach: BSBInvite.jpg
HI GANG,
It’s time again for Jayce Talis’ patented BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT.
THIS SATURDAY.
There’ll be DRINKS, there’ll be FOOD, there’ll be MUSIC, there’ll be WOMEN AND/OR MEN.
Be there or be square.
Jayce Talis
Lead Engineer
Hextech
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Subj: RE: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:37 PM
i gotta say the professional email signature after this invite really ties the whole thing together.
cupcake and i will be there
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Subj: RE: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:38 PM
I won’t be able to attend, unfortunately.
My mother.
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
Higher, Further, Faster
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Subj: RE:RE: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:40 PM
blow her off goldie
talis party much more funner.
@Jayce Talis i’ll be there
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Subj: RE:RE:RE: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:42 PM
I wish I could, Jinx. I’m overdue for some of your party antics.
Any plans this year?
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
Higher, Further, Faster
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Subj: RE: BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT
3:45 PM
Hi all,
I just spoke to Mylo and Claggor. We’ll all be there, but we’ll be late since we’re working that day. Anything we can bring as penance for being late?
Thanks,
Ekko
Benzo’s Finest
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Subj: blackmail
3:50 PM
Attach: mel_sloshed.jpg; medarda_wasted.jpg; mell_waytoomuch.jpg; meljayvik_threesome.jpg
come to the party or i post these
xoxoxo
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Subj: RE: blackmail
3:52 PM
You’re a little demon, you know that?
Fine, I’ll be there. Do NOT send anyone those pictures or I’ll have your ass.
ESPECIALLY do not tell anyone about myself, Jayce, and Viktor.
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
Higher, Further, Faster
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Subj: RE:RE: blackmail
3:54 PM
youll have my ass? dont threaten me w a good time
i wont say a word. im a demon im not a bitch.
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Subj: Bad News
3:58 PM
Bad news, boys.
Violet’s sister knows about us. She’s got pictures from that winter retreat. Remember the night in the cabin where we all drank too much?
So. We need to contend with that.
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
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Subj: RE: Bad News
4:01 PM
Were we… a secret?
Viktor
Chief Systems Designer
Hextech
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Subj: RE:RE: Bad News
4:03 PM
Viktor… who have you told.
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
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Subj: RE:RE:RE: Bad News
4:04 PM
I told Skye. She’s my best friend.
Viktor
Chief Systems Designer
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4:06 PM
I told many, many people.
PS, Vik’s doubled over laughing. I didn’t know he could do that.
Jayce Talis
Lead Engineer
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Subj: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Bad News
4:10 PM
I’ll deal with you two jokers later.
Doctor Mel Medarda
Director, MedardaTech
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Subj: Lol and Lmao
4:11 PM
Powpow just texted. She had to blackmail Mel into coming this weekend, but she’ll be there.
Personally I think if Mel Jayce and Vik don’t want everyone knowing then they shouldn’t look like they’re ready to tear each others clothes off all the damn time but here we are i guess.
Wish you were in the office today. It’s boring, no one’s in and i’m wearing that muscle top you like
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Subj: RE: Lol and Lmao
4:13 PM
I wasn’t feeling well this morning. Thank goodness I had my work laptop with me or I would have had to call out and leave you properly alone.
I agree about the trio. Watching them get on like that at Jayce’s winter retreat was… embarrassing isn’t the word. It was something.
Pics of the top?
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Subj: RE:RE: Lol and Lmao
4:15 PM
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No greeting, no signature, “it was something”?
Cupcake, am I a bad influence on you?
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Subj: RE:RE:RE: Lol and Lmao
4:20 PM
Those arms are a bad influence on me. Did you have to flex? That top looks like it’s about to tear apart at the seams.
Come over once you clock out for the day
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Subj: RE:RE:RE:RE: Lol and Lmao
4:22 PM
Five minutes to answer?
Cupcake, were you…?
Come over? Is that a direct order, Miss Kiramman?
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Subj: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Lol and Lmao
4:24 PM
I’ll never tell.
This is on the official emails, isn’t it, Violet?
You clock out in six minutes, by my count.
I expect you home in twenty.
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Subj: Yes
9:15 AM
Yes, Mel, Viktor, and myself are in a relationship.
Yes, we know you all already knew
No, we don’t want to talk about it.
Jayce Talis
Lead Engineer
HexTech
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Subj: RE: Yes
9:20 AM
Yes, Jayce. We know.
We all saw you three at the winter retreat.
Also Viktor told me weeks ago.
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Subj: RE: Yes
9:21 AM
yeah i know, ive got pics
talis ur ass is real bony
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Subj: RE: Yes
9:23 AM
Yeah, man, I heard.
Congrats
Ekko
Benzo’s Finest
You Don’t Want It, We’ll Buy It
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Subj: RE: Yes
9:25 AM
I’m only replying cause vi texted me and said it would be funny
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Subj: RE: Yes
9:30 AM
Jayce, you’re getting eaten alive here.
Best of luck dude!
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Subj: I’ll get you
9:34 AM
I’ll get you for this, Vi.
Mark my words.
Jayce Talis
Lead Engineer
HexTech
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Subj: RE:RE: Yes
9:40 AM
hey vi since u wanna be so cocky about this
wanna tell the class abt the ring on ur finger
xoxoxo
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Subj: RE:RE:RE: Yes
9:43 AM
Oh, you bitch.
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Subj: RE:RE:RE:RE: Yes
9:45 AM
Oh?
Violet, Caitlyn, is there news to be shared?
Do tell!
Jayce Talis
Lead Engineer
HexTech
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Subj: DEATH
9:50 AM
Violet, I’m sorry, I love you.
Your sister has to die.
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Subj: RE: DEATH
9:55 AM
I am so sorry. I’m on the phone with her right now trying to do damage control. Do you think it’ll be bad?
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Subj: Event Rename
10:00 AM
HELLO ALL
I am DELIGHTED to announce that Jayce Talis’ annual BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT has officially been renamed to the VIOLET AND CAITLYN KIRAMMAN ENGAGEMENT PARTY
I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE
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Subj: Fw: Event Rename
10:02 AM
Yeah, I think it’s going to be pretty bad.
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Subj: RE:Fw: Event Rename
10:05 AM
I love you?