Adam and The Terrible, Horny, No Good, Very Bad Day

by RoyalGlasses

Summary:

After Lilith had rejected Adam in the Garden of Eden for Lucifer it left the First Man alone without a companion. Worried about Adam’s relationship with the second woman and wife potentially ending in disaster Heaven decides to alter Adam secretly to make sure Humanity was created. That decision has severe consequences in the modern day.

Or, Adam makes (Almost) everyone horny

Notes:

I had this idea that I shared on the First Man Collective Discord and they seemed to like it. They helped me pick out the title and ideas based on my concept. Not sure if they'll like the ending, but I will give them and my other readers a fanfic to either laugh and enjoy or burn into crisps.

Chapter 1: Adam

“This is an absolute disaster!"

 

High above the clouds where Heaven resided, the voices of Angels all crying out in outrage and shock echoed over the news from Eden. 

 

The Garden of Eden was a project made in compilation to all of the Angel’s creations to create something beautiful and everlasting with the final creation being the First Man and First Woman, Adam and Lilith. Their duties and roles were to rule over the Garden of Eden and eventually procreate with one another to complete the beautiful cycle of life.

 

Everyone present for the meeting were all disarrayed by the sudden deviation from God’s plan when it was announced that Lilith had rejected Adam and had fallen in love with Lucifer Morningstar.

 

“He’s causing trouble again?!”

 

“This is completely unprecedented!”

 

“An angel and a human? Together?!”

 

“Blasphemous is what it is!”

 

“Absolutely disgraceful!”

 

“He should be ashamed of what he’s done!”

 

Words were thrown in judgement over the terrible news Sera delivered that the First Woman, Lilith, had rejected Adam and had chosen Lucifer to be her husband. The High Seraph stood tall even with the unexpected turn of events that had transpired within the Garden of Eden. Sera felt a sense of betrayal and disappointment by Lucifer and his actions affected the First Man and Woman - knowingly deviating God’s grand plan. 

 

“Are we simply going to let Lucifer get away with this?!”

 

“Rest assured, Lucifer has already received punishment for his affiliation with the First Woman, Lilith.” Sera informed the Heavenly Court. “His position as God’s Attendant has been revoked - along with his place in Heaven. Him and Lilith have both been banished together from Heaven and the Garden of Eden to wander the Earth as punishment for their disobedience.”

 

“...Is that it?”

 

“That’s hardly a fitting punishment!”

 

“He broke the rules!”

 

“The First Woman was led astray!”

 

“Regardless of this, our new task will be creating Lilith’s replacement and grant Adam a new wife.” Sera continued over the crowd, her voice both soothing and stern. “Lucifer and Lilith have received their punishment and now we must look towards the future of mankind and Eden.”

 

If not for the fact there was a backup plan to create a new wife for Adam the punishment could have been more severe. Sera secretly thought the punishment was too lenient for the blatant disobedience but it ultimately wasn’t up to her to pass judgment when there were more pressing matters for her to actually focus on - like making Adam’s new wife.

 

“Another wife?!”

 

“Not to be that Angel, but what guarantee do we have that this new woman won’t stray like Lilith has?”

 

“Or the fact that Adam can keep this new wife in line? He clearly couldn’t contain the First Woman.”

 

“There are too many variables creating another being like Adam and Lilith!”

 

“No. It will be different.” Sera stated firmly with conviction. “Adam’s new bride will be made using one of his rib bones and flesh to create her. She was intrinsically connected to him in a way Lilith wasn’t and will remain loyal to him.”

 

Despite her words the unsure silence from the room made the uneasiness in her heart grow.

 

The meeting ended soon after as Sera retreated back into the creation chamber to check on their progress in crafting the new woman intended to be Adam’s wife. It was filled with Angels dutifully working on the finishing touches of Eve’s creation. Laying in the room completely unconscious was the First Man, Adam, unaware and resting peacefully with a gentle expression. 

 

A stinging memory entered her mind at how Adam had sobbed uncontrollably in pain from Lilith’s rejection had made the High Seraph want to eradicate the cause of his suffering. Truely, there was something about these beings shaped in the image of God that garnered emotions from Angels that shouldn’t exist. Sera’s heart hurt for the pure being as she caressed the face she had sculpted herself and a sense of protectiveness filled her heart.

 

Sera forced herself to pull her touch away from the First Man and frowned deeply in thought. Lucifer’s love for the humans had led him astray, and his disobedience was a prime example why Sera mustn't let her feelings get in the way of what was right for Adam.

 

The High Seraph’s mind whirled as she studied the First Man. Sera leaned down to waver her hand over the opening to seal the wound from where they’d taken the rib from him. As she fastened the wound shut her mind lingered on the meeting from earlier as the worries of Heaven echoed in her mind. 

 

She hadn’t wanted to admit it, but Sera was concerned about Adam’s unwillingness to put Lilith in her place even when ordered to. The pure, sinless First Man was far too soft to ever discipline the First Woman in the way Heaven wanted him to, and Sera couldn’t bear the thought of him suffering from another heartache. She knew that if the same events were to repeat with Eve there’d be no way to create another wife for Adam - this was their last chance to make things right for all of creation.

 

Though, now that Sera had Adam up here in Heaven, unconscious and unaware - there’d be no reason to not make some altercations to the First Man. After all, her job was to oversee the Garden of Eden, and correct any mistakes by any means necessary. There were too many variatables to consider now that Lucifer had proven that the fate of Humanity was falliable. Adam would understand why she need to do this, it wasn't just him she was thinking about but the greater good of it all.

 

Sera would ensure humanity existed at whatever cost.

 

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10,000 years later to Present Day

 

Adam officially was having a bad day. 

 

A very, very bad day. 

 

Adam currently found himself laying in a crater after being unceremoniously thrown by Lucifer and Lilith’s brat demon princess - and had gotten his mask completely destroyed. Shards of his helmet laid around his head as Adam felt his eye swell from the black eye he earned from Lucifer after he’d smashed his fist and sent him tumbling down a skylight that had no reason for existing.

 

Pushing through the pain, Adam’s vision cleared to see that Lucifer had landed down on the rim of the crater with Charlie beside him. His anger and wounded ego tore apart the First Man wanting to scream at himself to not give up. Adam knew his odds against a fight with Lucifer would always end in defeat; he felt angry that the asshole only had the nerve to show up when Charlie was hurt.

 

Lucifer never seemed to show or cared a fuck about his people. He’d been more than willing to throw his people to the wolves if it meant his families and the rest of Hell’s safety. The only reason he was even here was because of Charlie, but he didn’t care about the creations he had created with Eve and Lilith.

 

“Well, your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer, or the second. Bow-chika-wow-wow.”

 

The way he’d rubbed it in his face was beyond sick.

 

That bastard was laughing at his shortcomings being a husband to keep both Lilith and Eve from straying from him. Both the woman he loved turning against him and running into the arms of Lucifer fucking Moringstar wounded his ego. It was for the sole purpose of humiliating him for his lack of talent and basically questioning his abilities to please his ex-wives.

 

He didn’t need reminders he was never loved. He didn’t need to remember how Lilith looked disappointed in him or finding out that Eve consorted herself with them after arriving in Hell. 

 

Both of them had left HIM.

 

Both of them abandoned HIM.

 

Both of them choose HIM.

 

Lucifer Morningstar.

 

To think that all this trouble was started over that fucking brat crying over Sinners dying on E-Day. Pathetic. Charlie was just as bad as her pathetic fucking father thinking she could bend the rules to her will if she made enough of a fuss about it.

 

All Adam had wanted was to expedite the process in Hell after the death of one of his girls dying to one of these filthy Sinners - and rightly deserved to be purged from existence. He’d hope to extend Extermination Day - which Lucifer had done fuck all about objectying to and sent his brat to an important meeting instead of showing up himself.

 

“The fuck are you looking at?” Adam spat out his blood on the ground as he shakily picked himself up. “Finished what you fucking started. Pussy.”

 

He didn’t care if it meant his death would be at the hands of Lucifer. Adam wouldn’t be disgraced any longer. He wouldn’t let himself be a coward in the face of Heaven’s greatest adversary. Fuck what anyone else had to say about it.

 

“Your face…” Charlie gasped out, a hand raised to her mouth as her crimson eyes scanned his features. “You’re…”

 

Adam’s anger flared out immediately as he snarled at her dangerously. He didn’t need another Morningstar telling him he was ugly after years of listening to Lilith in Heaven. He already knows that he was a shell of his former self but he didn’t need a two hundred year old brat telling him that!

 

“What about my face, bitch? I’m ugly? I already fucking knew that!” Adam hissed out. “I know I’m not as hot as I was in Eden but you don’t need to rub it in! I don’t want another one of you pretentious fucks laughing at me when you look like a fucking clown!”

 

Adam began to laugh hysterically to himself. His body heaving from the excretion as he clawed his way up the crater like an animal so he could look Lucifer in the eye one last time. 

 

He won’t allow himself to be ignored or thrown away anymore.

 

“Adam…” Lucifer’s voice sounded distant and almost soft as he stepped closer unafraid.

 

That only fueled Adam further. How dare this asshole take that soft tone with him like they were friends. Was this out of pity? Lucifer could take that pity and shove it up his nonexistent ass.

 

“Don't you dare talk down to me! Don't you dare look down on ME! Don’t you fuckers know who I am! I’m Adam! I’m the fucking First Man! The Father of Humanity! All of mankind came from this singular dick and I filled the Earth with my fuckin’ seed into a singular woman - and you’re bragging about hitting it second?! Tough luck, bitch, I was in her first! And I fuckin’ rocked her world! You've always been a selfish, no-good, terrible bastard since the beginning of fuckin’ creation who got upset because Heaven dared tell you ‘no’! You don’t care about anyone but yourself for centuries - rather than actually taking any sort of accountability you just threw it all at Lilith to rule because you couldn’t stand being around Sinners! You willingly agreed to the slaughter of ‘your people’ like cattle for years to Heaven, allowing us jurisdiction with no issues, but suddenly when your only fucking brat causes trouble do you actually attempt to intervene! A brat who you sent to me on a whim because you didn’t want to deal with me or the agreements you willingly made! You think you hold any real power but you’re nothing but a weak, sad, pathetic excuse for the Devil, a husband, a father and any semblance of a man in you who whines for his former Queen’s dry snatch! Funny how you make fun of me for not being able to satisfy my ex-wives when I put more kids into Eve than you ever did with either of them! You want to humiliate me? Ha! Tough luck with that because I have no shame left to hold me down anymore! So go ahead! Kill me! Torture me! Put my dead body on display like a trophy! Makes no difference to me because I know who I am and even after I’m dead that won’t change! So, you can take both of my gigantic balls, and suck it!”

 

There was something in Adam akin to bliss along with defiance as he stared dead into Lucifer. His body was bruised and battered from being tossed about but Adam wouldn’t die laying down - he'd do it with a victorious smile on his face. He could only imagine what Lucifer’s reaction would be as he waited for the Devil to give him what he desired.

 

“Adam… you…”

 

Adam’s victorious smile was wiped away instantly as Lucifer tugged him down by the collar and had their noses touching. A wide sadistic grin spread across his face as Lucifer’s sharp teeth gleamed like a predator that had found his prey.

 

“I take it back. I definitely meant what I said about fucking you.” Lucifer laughed softly. “You’re going to breed me until I can’t walk, First Man. Mark my words.”

 

Adam blinked several times in confusion. “What?”

Notes:

Next Chapter - The Exorcists

Chapter 2: Exorcists

Notes:

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING SMUT! Pls be gently with me in the comments! I swear I am trying even if this is a crack fic!!!

Adam grunted as he was suddenly pounced on by Lucifer with the King of Hell straddling his hips. The fiery red demonic glow in his eyes and wide grin never wavered as Lucifer held him down with a strange expression that was animalistic and primal.

 

“Oh, Adam the man you are~” Lucifer’s serpentine tongue slithered out from his mouth and seductively swiped over his lips. “You might not be a human anymore, but I know you’re as fertile as the day you were created~ I wanna feel that giant rod stuffing my hole with your seed till I’m dripping in your cum-!”

 

“OH MY GOD! Dad! STOP!” Charlie squealed loudly, her face exploding into a bright red hue as she frantically moved her hand to cover her eyes. “You’re in public! Have some decency when you’re flirting!”

 

Charlie’s cries seemed to snap Adam out of whatever shock he was experiencing right now. He immediately flared out his wings as he attempted to wiggle free from beneath Lucifer’s grasp. The fallen angel looked amused by the attempt, his tail flaring out from behind him as it trashed about like an excited cat after catching a canary.

 

“I would stay back with your girlfriend, Charlie. I’m about to get you a step-dad and sibling.” Lucifer declared, whipping out a bottle of lube with a magical wave of his hand.

 

Charlie balked, gagging at his words and turning away from sheer embarrassment. Seeing her father boldly flirting, and coercing the enemy with sex was definitely not on her bingo card. Even if Adam was really hot - she hadn't expected the First Man to look so… normal beneath the mask.

 

“Oh my god! He’s so hot!”

 

“I know right?!”

 

“What an absolute snack!”

 

“He must be mine!”

 

“Huh?” Charlie tilted her head.

 

Searching the area she saw that many of the Sinners fighting had completely stopped as their eyes fell upon the First Man. Men and women alike looked completely enamoured as they stared at Adam blatantly. It was the same look her father had in his eyes and Charlie was left perturbed by the strange events happening around her.

 

Lucifer sat straddling Adam’s hips with a growl while moving his hands down Adam’s body over the angelic robe he wore. “I was so wrong about you Adam. You’ve still got that body from Eden. Good. You’ll need the stamina by the time I’m done with you~”

 

“What the fuck is going on?! What are you even talking about?!” Adam exclaimed.

 

“What does it look like? I’m not some animal planning to do it raw.” Lucifer replied proudly.

 

Adam’s face fell from utter bewilderment by Lucifer’s insane behavior.

 

This was all just so strange. One moment they were fighting (mostly him getting his ass beat) and the next Lucifer was acting like a bitch in heat. 

 

Nothing going around him was making any sense!

 

Suddenly, Adam felt the weight of Lucifer disappear as an angelic spear was thrown at him - causing the Fallen Angel to jump back from being skewed. The bottle of lube dropped on the ground near Adam as Lucifer launched himself back from the other Exorcist's attacks. Relief flooded Adam as he saw landing beside him was Harper - one of his top girls - and the Captain of her own special platoon. Intervening between him and Lucifer, Harper gave the fallen angel a warning look as three more Exorcists landed beside Harper, each taking a defensive stance to protect Adam from Lucifer Morningstar. 

 

Even beneath the masks they all wore Adam could identify each of the three from Harper’s Platoon.

 

“Get away from him, Serpent!” Harper snarled dangerously at him.

 

"Hey! Name calling isn't very virtuous, and besides, I saw him first. Literally!" Lucifer pouted, sticking his tongue out at her childishly.

 

“Sir!” Lute shouted loudly as she flew straight into him and unflured her wings as far as she could to shielded his view from looking past her. “What happened to your mask?”

 

“My mask? Dangertits, what the fuck happened to you?!” Adam gapped at the sight of her left arm completely gone and down to the bone sticking out.

 

“Nothing I can’t handle.” Lute insisted stubbornly, grabbing a nearby coat off a dead cannibal sinner to cover Adam’s head. “Keep this on no matter what! You need to leave before Lucifer takes you. Harper, I need you to watch him. Me and the remaining Exorcist will give you as much cover as possible to escape.”

 

“Wait, what the fuck? Since when did you make decisions like this without me? I’m the commander!” Adam grunted in displeasure by being bossed around, even if it was from his Lieutenant.

 

“You’re injured and can’t fight anymore, Sir.” Lute retorted without a hint of hesitation before turning to Harper sharply. “Take him back to Heaven immediately. Make sure nobody sees him and go straight to Sera.”

 

“Yes, Ma’am.” Harper nodded firmly with determination.

 

“Hey, don’t fucking ignore me!” Adam shouted in exasperation.

 

“Exorcist, to me! Charge!” Lute commanded loudly across the field as she led the Exorcist against Lucifer.

 

Immediately all of her sister-in-arms came to her side as they rushed towards Lucifer Morningstar and stalled him back. If Adam wasn’t a match for Lucifer then his subordinates definitely weren’t doing well as Lucifer sent waves of Exorcists tumbling over each other. The frenzied attack gave him enough time to begrudgingly open a golden portal to Heaven with Harper and the three other Exorcists accompanying him.

 

Lute gave a worried glance at the golden portal shrank back into nonexistence.

 

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“What the fuck, Lute?”

 

Adam was left in conflict at his sudden cowardice retreat he was forced to take by his own girls. A sense of betrayal and anger coursed through his veins that he didn’t know where to direct it at when everyone seemed to be acting out of character. First Lucifer, and now Lute? 

 

Something had to be going on for Lute to blatantly go against his words and protests.

 

“Um, Sir, there seems to be a problem.” Gal informed, taking off her Exorcist Mask to reveal her face.

 

Adam was about to bark at her to put her mask on when he looked around the room. A frustrated groan escaped Adam at the realization that instead of creating a portal to heaven he’d made one inside of the Heaven Embassy. They were all still currently in Hell.

 

Frustrated, Adam tossed the coat off his head with a huff as he puffed his chest out in anger.

 

“Great. Just fucking great, even I’m acting up.” Adam muttered angrily to himself before turning to his girls. “Don’t worry. I’ll contact Sera from here and-”

 

“Ah.” Fanny suddenly grunted in pain.

 

She flinched as the skin rubbed uncomfortably against her tunic and reached a hand back to rub her injured shoulder.

 

“Fanny, what’s wrong?” Adam asked, his attention focused on her.

 

“N-N-Nothing, Sir.” Fanny stammered out the obvious lie, looking down in shame.

 

“She got hurt on the battlefield and is trying to cover it.” Titania answered for her.

 

“Titania!” Fanny exclaimed 

 

“You shouldn’t lie about your injuries to our commander in the first place.” Gal chided with an unimpressed look at the short Exorcist.

 

“Fanny, come here.” Adam demanded sternly.

 

The reaction was immediate as all of the Exorcists snapped their attention to Adam. Blushes spread across their faces as they caught sight of his unmasked face and admired him. This was the first time any of them had seen Adam’s face. Harper felt a nerve get struck at the thought that Lute had willingly kept them from seeing his face as some sort of ulterior motive to have Adam deeper in her claws.

 

“Listen to your commander.” Harper hissed softly at Fanny, jealous at the subordinate for getting such special attention from Adam for being incompetent in battle. “That’s an order.”

 

“Y-yes, Ma’am.” Fanny wobbled out nervously as she followed Adam into one of the rooms in the Heaven Embassy.

 

An awkward moment of silence fills between Harper, Gal and Titania. The later glanced at each other before turning their golden eyes at Harper tapping her foot impatiently with a crossed expression. Gal raised a brow at Titania, motioning at Harper, and she responded by shaking her head in warning.

 

“...Was is just me, or did you two also get really horny after seeing Adam’s face?” Gal asked aloud to their Captain.

 

Her question was only responded to by Titania slapped a palm to her face and a heavy sigh from Harper.

 

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“Sir, please, this is no trouble at all.” Fanny insisted nervously as she was set on a high table to be closer to Adam’s height.

 

Adam tugged off his angelic robe up and over his head, tossing unceremoniously in the corner of the room. He looked himself in the mirror to check if he needed to heal anything before turning to face Fanny.

 

“Strip off your tunic.” Adam ordered, not having any of her bullshit. “I’ll decide whether or not it’s a big deal when I see it.”

 

Fanny blushed at his tone and eagerly pulled her tunic off for him to examine her back. There were severe burns from a bomb that had been thrown about the battlefield. She hadn’t noticed a bomb being thrown at her until Fanny was shoved to the ground by her sister-in-arms that was blown into bits. The memory made her shudder as Adam’s palms emanated angelic magic to soothe the severe burns on her back.

 

Fanny was grateful that Adam didn’t seem to berate her incompetence or demand explanations from her. Truthfully, she was just shaken up by the entire ordeal from the day and a glance at Adam told Fanny that he was probably feeling the same.

 

“H-He was wrong.” Fanny whispered.

 

“What? You say something?” Adam questioned.

 

“I-I-I said, ‘He was wrong.’ Lucifer, w-was wrong.” Fanny repeated as her gaze met his as she worked up the courage to express her feelins for him. “You have p-plenty to offer, Sir. A-Any woman would be lucky to have you. Y-You’re smart, brave, and kind. You’ve never demeaned me even though I screw up a lot. I just wanted you to know that I think you’re amazing, Sir.”

 

Fanny felt her heart fluttering against her chest as she leaned to plant her lips on top of his. Adam blinked momentarily in surprise, not because of the kiss, but from who he was receiving it from. He tried not to smile as Fanny trembled from his touch as they pulled away. The First Man opened his mouth to tease her when he jumped up in surprise to see Fanny’s hand rubbing over the large bulge in his black pants.

 

“You’re really stiff.” Fanny murmured.

 

“Fanny?! What the Hell are you- Ah!” Adam gasped.

 

The First Man was completely baffled by how a smaller, shy girl managed to switch their positions to have him leaning against the table while Fanny kneeled before him. Fanny uses her deft fingers to unbuckle his pants and tug them off to reveal his very endowed dick hidden underneath.

 

“Fuck, Fanny!” Adam groaned deeply as his fingers gripped her head with his hand and half-heartedly tried prying her off. “Babe, I’m all for one night stands… but getting my rocks off right now probably… fuck, this isn’t a good time.”

 

“I think now is more than a good time, Sir.” Fanny seductively whispered in awe as she lapped his aching cock and giggled in amusement whenever he’d twitch beneath her touch. “You’re so hard, Sir... you always carry such a big load…”

 

Fanny gave a soft wanton cry as her tongue flickered to cover his tip as her fingers brushed over the veins down his stiff cock. The sheer size difference between Adam and someone as small as Fanny had the First Man gulping roughly watching her tiny tongue tracing lines up his long shaft before leaning to wrap her mouth around the tip of his dick. Fanny’s eyes fluttered as she slowly sank further and further down to swallow as much of Adam as possible to test her limits.

 

“Fanny… fuck, sweetheart.” Adam groaned. “I don’t want to accidentally hurt you for being too eager.”

 

He didn’t fight back from her touch and instead relaxed as best he could for her sake. Leaning back against the table had Adam gripping the edge as Fanny went down. Her soft velvety throat was both wet and tight around his shaft, bobbing her head in such a tantalizing slow pace that nearly had Adam grabbing her and shoving himself further down her throat.

 

“Fanny… I’m not gonna last much longer.” Adam warned, tugging her silver locks to attempt pulling her away but was met with a defiant glare. “Shit! Fanny!”

 

Hooded golden-yellow eyes flickered upward as Fanny continued her ministrations. Her hands wrapped around the base she couldn’t fit down, titering him closer to the edge. Adam gave a deep groan when he reached his climax and came into Fanny’s awaiting mouth. To her credit, Adam was impressed by the amount Fanny was determined to swallow as much as she possibly could but eventually had to pull away when she began to gag.

 

Adam let out a soft growl as his cum spurted on Fanny’s face and a deep, primal hunger clawed at his chest. Something deep within him was screaming to claim Fanny right there and pump his dick into her. He quickly shook the thought away when he heard a sharp cry. Fanny let out a high-pitched cry as she was spanked from behind- her thighs quivered with excitement at the thought Adam was manhandling her until a familiar sharp voice filled the air.

 

“Naughty little Fanny. You think you can steal the commander from right under our noses and we wouldn’t know about it?” Harper asked, her arms crossed between her chest. “Not only are you selfish enough to think you can covet our leader to himself but you shamelessly seduce him too?”

 

“M-m-m-m-m-m-ma’am!” Fanny squeaked out. “I-I-It’s not- well, I mean, it is but- I just-!”

 

“What the fuck!” Adam exclaimed in fright as he frantically moved to fix his pants back up at the sight of Harper, Titania, and Gal in the room. “What are you all doing here?”

 

“We could hear you from outside.” Titania explained flatly.

 

“Yeah! Totally unfair, Sir!” Gall spoke up with a pout.

 

“Sir, we all want you.” Harper explained to Adam with a smile that left no room for argument.

 

Adam gulped nervously at the four beautiful women surrounding him as his dick was roused once more from the attention, and the solution to that certain problem had never been more clear. Whatever urgency or thoughts of rational where thrown at the window as the prospect of all these women for him left Adam absolutely hungry for a taste,

 

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As Captain of the Platoon and being one of Adam’s best girls, Harper went first.

 

Adam took his time with Harper, fingering her opening using the bottle of lube to coat his fingers and stretch her walls. Her soft pants against his skin were nothing compared to her screams as Adam slipped his cock into Harper’s tight, wet walls. Both of their wings flared out as the mix of gold and black feathers floated in the air. Adam had Harper pinned underneath in the missionary position as he fucked her first in front of the other three girls. 

 

His hand tugged on her ponytail to increase the force Adam used to ram his cock into her core.

 

“Come on, Harper, you’re supposed to be the leading example for the other girls.” Adam smirked as he lightly taunted the Captain, teasing her nipples from behind. “How else can they follow your example in being the perfect cocksleeve for me?”

 

“Oh yes! Fuck me, Sir! Fuck me harder!” Harper cried out.

 

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Next, was Harper’s second, Titania.

 

She was a bit taller than the others with dark grey hair and ebony skin. Titania’s bust size was the largest of the entire group and were her most eye-catching assets she possessed as Adam watched her strip free of the Exorcist Uniform. Adam didn’t waste time by massaging her bosom and teasing the soft nipples on her chest. His tongue swirled eagerly as he switched attention so each tit could get attention while burying his seed into her womb.

 

“Titania - if someone asked, I'd say you carry a piece of Heaven in your tits.” Adam smirked above her as he fucked his cock between her tits and covered the round flesh with his seed.

 

“You’re an absolute beast!” Titania praised her core and thighs dripping wet as he fucked deeper into her.

 

More wanton cries left Titania as both Gal and Harper crawl over to lick and clean the cum off her chest. The sight left Adam shuddering as the heat from his body traveled downward fast as it became hard once more.

 

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“Ah! Ah! Adam!”

 

Fanny cried as she laid on top of Gal. Their nipples teased each other as Adam fucked them both from behind one at a time. Both Exorcists had Adam’s dick trapped between their bodies as the First Man switched between the two: stuffing his still-hard cock in Gal’s cunt first before switching to fill up Fanny with no intentions of stopping until both women were filled with his seed.

 

“Ah! It’s so big!” Fanny cried out with a whine as her walls clamped around empty air as she sought the feeling of him filling her.

 

“Ah! You’re seed! Give it to me!” Gal cried out, her walls clamping tight around Adam as he fucked her.

 

From across the room Harper sat on the couch watching the trio with Titania’s head buried between her pale white thighs. Both Harper and Titania impatiently waited for their turn with Adam, touching each other to ease the ache and the loss of Adam’s dick inside of them. Titania lapped the remnants of Adam’s seed from Harper’s core, brushing her tongue against the walls to drink a mixture of Harper and Adam into her awaiting mouth. The pair knew the sight of two women pleasing each other always sent Adam into a frenzy and is was no different while fucking Gal and Fanny that his pace increased.

 

“Why did you stop?” Harper demanded with a pout when Titania pulled back from her aching core. “You should know how lucky you are to be drinking Adam’s seed from my cunt.”

 

“Captain, shouldn’t we be evacuating like Lute said?” Titania panted as she felt Harper tweak her nipples with a few well delivered tugs. “She seemed really worried earlier for Adam.”

 

“We’ll be safe in the Heaven Embassy. Lute can handle herself just fine.”

 

Harper smirked to herself in satisfaction that she’d gotten laid by Adam before Lute and couldn’t wait to gloat about it when she’d return. Truthfully, she didn't care about the urgency of their situation as all thoughts were consumed by the need to be breed by Adam. Harper pushed Titania’s head back down to service her aching core and tugged roughly on her hair to quicken the pace.

 

“That's a good girl. Keep lapping my cunt just like that. I want Adam to fill me back up with his seed. He’s not allowed to stop till he’s fucked us dry.”

 

Unbeknownst in the room full of Exorcists all in the thrones of passion just outside the window was a woman looking in from the darkness outside. Her long blonde hair spilled behind her back like a golden waterfall and her emerald green gleamed brightly, burned with envy. The black vines holding her up sharpened into pointed thorns as she wanted Adam to fill Fanny, making the smaller angel shudder beneath his touch. The dark green dress she wore hugged her tightly to cup the curves of her ample bosom, and had quite a nice ass beneath the tight fabric. 

 

“You’re finally in my grasp after all this time, my dear husband.” Eve chuckled darkly as she held an angelic knife in hand. “I won’t let you escape me again, Adam.”

Notes:

Next Chapter - Eve

Chapter 3: Eve

Notes:

Warning for dubcon/rape

“This is your new wife, Eve.”

 

Adam blinked a few times in awe as Sera presented his new wife and who would be the replacement for Lilith as both a helper, and the intended mother of humanity.

 

Eve was beautiful. Her bright emerald green eyes shimmered like leaves beneath the light of a sun, her golden blonde hair shimmering as it flowed behind her, and even her body was something Adam admired. While she shared some similar appearances to Lilith she was much smaller, less muscle definition in her limbs, and seemed to be much more subdued compared to his former wife.

 

Gently approaching the new creation gifted to him, Adam gave Eve a tender smile. As their hands touched the ache in Adam’s side quelled as the close presence of Eve as he embraced the new woman.

 

Adam didn’t think it would be possible to fall in love after Lilith. Lilith had been beside him from the very beginning of creation. He had once thought they’d been destined for each other with their desire of discovering all the Eden had to offer and ruling over the land given to them. A small part of Adam still deeply loved Lilith in spite of her betrayal, but he knew his duties to Heaven triumphed any of his desires and he felt the sense that he couldn’t refuse Eve.

 

After all the work Heaven went to make him a new wife, and his need to make up for his feelings of inadequacy for failing with Lilith: Adam happily accepted his new wife with open arms. She was a gorgeous creature to have as a new bride, and Adam was sure that Heaven would never steer him wrong. He was their First Man after all, and a man needed a woman.

 

“Hello, Eve.” Adam welcomed his new wife softly and his gaze filled with love.

 

"Hello, Adam." Eve replied, equally as enamoured.

 

Sera looked on with relief and happiness as he watched the pair set off together and feeling nothing short of satisfaction in their work. Seeing her precious creation running off to share all he knew with Eve, telling her of their duties, and was assured that Eve woubd be the devoted helper she was created to be. Sera stretched her wings out to lift herself and fly her way back to Heaven to grant Adam and Eve a bit of privacy.

 

If what Heaven had done truly worked, it wouldn’t be long before Adam and Eve would be breeding.

 

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“Ugh… fuck.” Adam groaned.

 

The First Man as he woke up from slumber and completely unaware of his surroundings. Instead of waking up on the floor inside the Heaven Embassy to bask in the afterglow with his four girls cuddling against him, instead Adam found himself alone with none of the babes in sight. In fact, he wasn’t even inside the Heaven Embassy anymore as his surroundings had completely changed to an eerily familiar sight.

 

Looking around his surroundings left the First Man on edge by how similar the setting was to his old home in the Garden of Eden - back before the world was corrupted by sin. Yet, something felt incredibly off to the First Man the longer he looked around to see no animals in sight around him. The Garden of Eden should be nonexistent - a forgotten memory of a past Adam had thought to have been wiped away from existence after the fall of humanity.

 

“What the actual fuck?” Adam asked aloud.

 

“Adam.”

 

Immediately a chill went down Adam’s spine at the sound of her voice. Another ten thousand years could pass for Adam but he could never forget the soft coyness of his second wife and the Mother of Humanity.

 

“Eve.”

 

Turning around, Adam felt goosebumps rise from his skin as the naked sight of his ex-wife standing behind him without a hint of shame on her face. Despite the situation there was a part of Adam that shamelessly roamed his eyes over Eve’s figure before he could stop himself. The man inside of him that ached for his wife stared blatantly at Eve’s breasts, her nipples perked for attention, her thick fuckable luscious thighs, the sweet curve of her ass, and her pussy peeking out from the bush of hair protecting the precious part of her.

 

Stop. Focus Adam.

Trying to get himself back on focus and away from his thoughts of Eve’s tempting breasts by reminding himself what the reality of the situation was. Eve wasn’t his wife anymore, she was a demon, and she was currently holding him hostage with no sight of his girls around.

 

“What the fuck is this?” Adam demanded with a glare. “Why are we back in the Garden of Eden? What the fuck happened to my girls? How did I get here? Did you at least bring my clothes with me?”

 

“Husband, why are you talking so strangely?” Eve asked, blinking innocently with an air of innocence he hadn’t heard since the beginning of Creation. “Are you sick? Or perhaps, you’re looking for a different type of attention.”

 

Adam’s mind went completely blank as the feeling of Eve’s breasts pressing against his broad chest made him short circuit. The horny side of his brain was pratically drooling over itself to fuck his cock between her tits and the other holy side was screaming about the danger he was in.

 

THIS IS WRONG!

 

Then why was this hot as fuck?

 

“This isn’t real.” Adam told himself, shaking sense back to himself and pushing Eve off. “You’re not real!”

 

“Oh, I’m not? I feel very real.” Eve purred, her hands roaming down his chest as she initiated the intimate touch with him. “You feel very real as well, husband. Won’t you touch your loving wife?”

 

Adam bristled in anger. “No. I will not touch you because you’re not a loving wife! You’re a liar - just like Lilith and Lucifer! Eve didn’t love me!”

 

“What? No! I do love you!” Eve shouted desperately as she reached for him. “Adam, it is me. I’m here, ready and willing just for you. I’m your wife, and the mother of your children.”

 

“Don’t touch me!” Adam hissed, slapping her hand away and getting up to leave this nightmare. “Even if you are really her I’m not staying with a Sinner who abandoned me and fucked around with Lucifer and Lilith!”

 

“I suppose that’s what I get for trying to be nice about this.” Eve sighed to herself with disappointment. “I really thought this could work with the amount I put in the sleeping bomb I made. I guess no matter how potent the concoction is it wouldn’t have been enough to trick you.”

 

The Mother of Humanity’s eyes burned brightly as her innocent mask fell. She snapped her fingers firmly- the sound echoed as the greenery surrounded Adam as the vines bent to her will and turned against him. Vines came from above and below Adam as they snaked up his body to bind and restrain him from escaping her grasp. The First Man shouted and screamed in agitation as he fought against the binds using raw strength to make the numerous vines snap under the strain.

 

“Fuck!” Adam swore loudly as the vines seemed never ending. “What the fuck are you planning Eve?!”

 

“Oh, I have many plans for you, dear.” Eve smirked with satisfaction.

 

With the First Man busy with fighting against his vines he didn’t notice Eve calling upon a creature under her command. 

 

The dark green snake slithered from her hair as she had it slide up Adam’s body and sink their teeth into the First Man’s neck, and poison him. The effect was immediate as the First Man’s vision blurred as dark spots began to appear in his vision. Sweating profusely and becoming incredibly weak made all the fight leave the First Man as he was lowered to the ground.

 

“Very good, my pet.” Eve praised the magical creature as she waved it away into nonexistence as it evaporated into smoke before kneeling down to check her work on Adam. “As for you, my husband, I have many desires I want fulfilled by you and you’re going to give them to me. You’ll come to like them once you’ve gotten a taste.”

 

Crawling over to Adam, the Mother of Humanity settled herself down on his lap to straddle him and sway her hips suggestively. She tilted his chin down to smash their lips together to rouse him with a searing kiss after thousands of years apart. Her lips licked together in satisfaction as she got Adam to respond back.

 

The First Man moved in a haze as all senses were nonexistent except for the ones urging him to respond to Eve’s advances.

 

Seeing his excitement finally being drawn out Eve gently pulled Adam away to get him really excited. Snapping her fingers once more, Eve was surrounded by green wines as they wound around her body and tied themselves about her body. The vines snaked their way to wrap itself around her hips, torso, chest, and around her neck. A thrill sent a shiver up Eve’s spine as she presented herself to Adam with a seductive smile.

 

“You remember this, Adam?” Eve asked, moving her hands to tease her breasts that were tightly constricted by the vines and making them swell to a perfect large size, just the way he liked them. “This was always one of your favorites. You love sucking on my titties, especially whenever I was pregnant with your offspring. We could have that again, Adam, you just need to let everything go and be mine again.”

 

Adam drooled at the sight and eagerly moved to suck on her tits. Eve gave a soft cry at Adam’s teeth roughly nipping her skin and tits. The pain mixed with pleasure made the pool of heat flood to her core as she began to drip from sheer excitement. Her slick walls drew the attention from Adam as he caught the scent of her excitement and immediately sought out the source. Adam roughly grabbed Eve by the meat of her thighs as he pried them apart to expose her cunt to him.

 

“Ah! Adam!” Eve cried.

 

Adam’s tongue lapped at her folds that felt so deliciously wonderful that Eve nearly came from how wound up he made her. All those years of waiting to have Adam back in her embrace and pleasuring her. Reaching down to grab him firmly by his cedar-brown hair Eve began fucking herself on Adam’s tongue as he devoured her until she came. Eve panted as she looked down to see Adam’s chin wet with slick as he drank from her pussy, and grounded his hips on the floor underneath to create friction for his aching cock.

 

Before Eve could promote her husband the First Man to act he was already moving to have his way with her. The Mother of Humanity gave a slutty cry as Adam slid himself into her in a swift motion while pushing her down on the floor into a mating press. A soundless scream escaped Eve as she was fucked roughly by Adam and helpless beneath his primal power as he reached the deepest parts of her.

 

Adam mindlessly snapped his hips into the warm cavern as pleasure traveled through his body urging him to chase that feeling. The sense to breed, and fuck made the First Man become a mindless beast needing to be satisfied and see the woman beneath him full of his seed. He desired to see that smooth, flat stomach be stretched to the brim with his cock and eventually swelling with his offspring. Even after fucking four Exorcist stupid he had endless stamina to fuck Eve.

 

“You feel it don’t you, Adam? You remember how my slutty hole quivers and clenches around you. I know you miss me, I know you want me.” Eve panted out between breaths as Adam bred her, though unresponsive to her words his thrusts never wavered, and sending electricity down her spine every time she felt him slam against her cervix. “You’re making me cum so much Adam! Please, I love you being so rough with me! Love me! Punish me! Fuck me! Breed your fucking wife into submission!”

 

Adam gave a feral growl as a reply as his based instincts took complete control as the influence of Eve and her magic had him on a chokehold. The familiar feeling of her body pressing against his, her loud slutty cries echoing loudly for more, and the way her tight walls felt around his dick made it impossible for Adam to think rationally. He could only rely on the primal inner man yearning to spread his seed inside of the empty awaiting hole of his mate, and wife.

 

A deep purr rumbled from Adam as he emptied his seed inside Eve and got a loud cry of pleasure from her. Eve felt like she was being split in half beneath Adam as his dick pulled in and out of her. Neither of their hips faltered in pace as they made love inside the bubble created by Eve to entrap Adam inside of.

 

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“Ah, that’s much better, isn’t it?” Eve cooed with a smile.

 

Her only response was a low growl from Adam possessively holding her in a bruising grip. The Mother of Humanity giggled at the cute reaction from Adam as she felt himself rouse beneath her as his slick dick teased her entrance. A deep moan escaped Eve as she let Adam suck and grope her tits, leaning her head back in ecstasy as the smoldering fire slowly got reignited. Eve missed being able to see her husband always so eager for sex even after hours of having him filling her cunt.

 

“EVE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!”

 

“Lucifer.” Eve hissed in irritation by the interruption breaking the private bubble of pleasure. “That fucking snake has to ruin everything for me and you.”

 

Snapping her fingers, Eve used her vines to gather her clothes off the floor and dress her into something modest to wear over her nude body. Fixing her appearance in the mirror, Eve took her time to retrieve the angelic knife soaked in golden blood and have it wash off in the sink before sliding it into the hidden sheath under her dress. Glancing over to where her husband laid restrained by her vines binding his arms from behind.

 

The drugged First Man was trapped underneath her crafty illusions - looking like an empty husk, his golden-yellow eyes vacant, its usual shining luster gone, and barely coherent. The First Man gritted and growled like a feral animal while pulling against the binds keeping him down from pouncing on her. His cock stood upright for attention, bucking his hips against empty air, and seeking a warm body to fuck his dick into. The sight was enough to make Eve slide him back inside her aching walls to be filled and fucked by him again.

 

“The things one does for love.” Eve whispered softly as she placed a tender kiss on Adam's forehead. “I have to leave you for now to take care of some unfinished business, but once I get rid of that little nuisance I’ll be back for you and I'll never let go ever again, husband.”

Notes:

Next Chapter - Lilith

Chapter 4: Lilith

Notes:

Warning for Lilith being a bitch XP
Flashback Chapter!

Seven Years Ago

 

It was beautiful, as far as the eye could see in the far distances of the turquoise waters.

 

Heaven was as beautiful as Lilith envisioned it to be as she set foot on top of the clouds beneath her feet and donning black amidst the cloudy white. While the colors were certainly an eyesore there was nothing quite as serene as the beaches in Heaven with crystal clear water that wasn’t polluted by the city. It was everything she’d expected but also more than Lilith had envisioned.

 

If only this beautiful sight didn’t come with the downside of Heaven’s gaze on her.

 

“You satisfied with this, bitch?”

 

Lilith cooly turned her head to acknowledge Adam’s presence standing next to her 

 

“It’s a start.” Lilith replied, confident and in control.

 

“It’s a start.” Adam mocked her using a falsetto.

Lilith rolled her eyes beneath the dark red lensed sunglasses and her face pinched in irritation by Adam’s childish behavior. This kind of behavior was to be expected from Adam, but it didn't lessen her annoyance towards his prescence. There was no real threat Adam posed to her - he offered nothing but pure annoyance. She’d long grown out of being intimated by her sad, pathetic excuse for her supposed 'counterpart'.

 

What a joke.

 

“I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard for me to find an angel to eat me out up here. Anyone would be better than you.” Lilith smirked.

 

Adam looked absolutely furious by her jab as her gaze flickered from him to the short Exorcist Angel standing beside clad in full armor. It seemed like Adam’s little pet seemed just as displeased by her words as Adam was. Hands were curled tightly into fists as the LED mask the First Man wore twisted into fury.

 

“Fuck. Off.” Adam gritted out firmly as he got nose to nose with her. “You’re only here because of the damn deal. I’ll happily toss your ass back down to the pit you created with your husband at the slightest inconvenience you bring.”

 

“Lucifer is my ex-husband.” Lilith corrected.

 

Her hand was absent from the golden ring signifying her past martial relationship with Lucifer. It had been abandoned at the castle after their divorce. Lilith didn’t want to have such a small circular chain holding her down from enjoying herself. She wouldn't let either Lucifer or Eve hold her back to what she wanted and desired from Heaven.

 

“Whatever.” Adam dismissed with a wave. “Here’s the beach. Go up the small path over there and you’ll find the private mansion you’ll have access to. Cherubs come by every other day to tend the garden in the back and have been instructed to not bother you. Let’s go Lute.”

 

Lilith felt irked by Adam’s nonchalance. 

 

Her hand curled tightly around the keys in her hand and Lilith felt the urge to chunk the metal at the back of Adam’s head. Miffed by the interaction Lilith stormed off to inspect her new home in Heaven.

 

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Lilith came a long way from those days in the Garden of Eden.

 

Laying leisurely lounging in a chair on the beach to absorb the Heavenly rays of light. She was in a dark two-piece suit, matching sunhat, and glasses. While the sight was delightful her eyesight had yet to fully adjust to the intense light when most of her existence had been accustomed to murkier shades. The only Sin that came close to these colors was Beelzebub, but she was the exception not the rule amongst the Seven Deadly Sins.

 

Sunbathing on the beach had Lilith reminiscing back on the days when her world was small and simple.

 

Adam and Lilith, the First Man and the First Woman crafted from the red dust of Earth by Heaven’s hand and paired together as the first husband and wife. Both of them had been placed inside a sandbox with the eyes of Heaven constantly monitoring over their creations and behavior. There wasn’t a worse existence for Lilith then being Adam’s wife.

 

Adam was a painfully simple creature even back then. He found joy being a toy for Heaven, always eager to please, and obey them without question. There was never any ambition for change or ideas - he was content playing the obedient sheep and it sickened Lilith. It felt like an insult that the other half of her was so uninspired, boring, and eager for Heaven’s approval.

 

Back then Lilith didn’t have the capacity to express her contempt properly until she’d met a like-minded soul in Lucifer Morningstar. Unlike Adam, he rose to meet her when it came to fulfilling their ambitions until they’d been tossed in Hell. She grew disappointed over the years married to Lucifer losing that spark that made him the rebellious dreamer she’d fallen for. The fire in Lucifer’s eyes had dimmed with age and the doubts that plagued his once brilliant mind.

 

Eve might have been made to be her replacement but Lilith was disappointed to find her lackluster and obedient. Like Adam, she was a simple creature when it came to her ideas but unlike Lucifer she was able to pick herself back up after arriving in Hell as a Sinner. She’d helped to make Lilith’s existence and their marriage last a lot longer but eventually that spark was extinguished.

 

“Fuck you! This is all YOUR fault!” Eve screamed in anger.

 

“ME? If it hadn’t been for YOU we wouldn't be in this situation!” Lucifer exclaimed. “We were SO close! Adam would have been OURS if you and Lilith hadn’t set a crowd of Sinners at the golden gates! Now Adam will NEVER want to be with me- I mean, US!”

 

“A-HA! I KNEW you wanted him for YOURSELF you selfish snake bastard! Keep your grubby hands off MY husband!”

 

Lilith rubbed her head to clear the growing headache coming from the past memory of their failed rebellion.

 

Lucifer had bolstered their forces by getting the six of the Seven Deadly Sins on their side after falling from grace. Lilith had been determined to fight back using the Sinners rejected by Heaven and using their anger to build an army with Eve. Between the three of them and the sins on their side to bolster their power to fight against Heaven’s forces and get what they desired.

 

All three of them were aiming for the same goal to breach Heaven, but neither Lucifer or Eve could see the big picture.

 

Lucifer was supportive in both her and Eve’s endeavors, but he wasn’t ever keen about a war with Heaven.

 

Eve only agreed to join with her main prize set for having Adam back in her arms, but otherwise cared not for Heaven’s power.

 

Their lack of ambition and desires simply weren’t as they once were back in the Garden of Eden. Lucifer’s pride had been broken, and Eve’s independence was a joke. 

 

She kept pretending for a while as the centuries passed and she cultivated Pentagram City into what she wanted. Lilith hoped that if she kept supporting Lucifer, kept Eve content, that eventually they’d both return to the beings she’d been attracted to. She’d even gone so far as to carry Lucifer’s child inside of her, and for a while Lilith found herself content enough. She stayed to carry, deliver, and hold Charlie in her arms long enough for her to realize that despite being created to be a wife and mother; she simply didn’t want to do it.

 

Neither of them were Lilith’s equals anymore, and so, with their continued failures she eventually left them both to wallow in their lives.

 

Though if there was one thing Lilith did miss up here in Heaven it was being properly fucked. Shifting uncomfortably in the beach chair reminded the First Woman the ache of being satisfied properly. Fingers were nice enough, but there was only so much plastic toys could do for her - and Lilith had been unsuccessfully in getting a single angel to fuck her since arriving. Her desperation and hunger for sex lead Lilith to yearning for the feeling of being stretched around the base of a thick cock.

 

“Is her royal cuntness satisfied with the accommodations?” Adam asked.

 

“They’re good enough.” Lilith didn’t move an inch as she silently soaked the sunrays and she could hear Adam loudly scoffing at her tone. “I asked to speak with you alone, not you and your pet.”

 

“I’m not his pet.” Lute hissed at the First Woman, trying to be intimating but it only served to make Lilith smile in amusement.

 

“Lute, go.” Adam instructed sternly. “I’ll be fine alone with her.”

 

Lilith sipped her drink as she patiently waited for Adam to join beside her. The First Woman could briefly hear Adam’s pet getting upset as she flew off to give them their well deserved privacy. Once that tiny pest was gone Adam finally went to sit down on the beach chair next to Lilith, and the pair sat in silence for a few minutes.

 

Lilith broke the silence. “Does your pet always follow behind you like a dog?”

 

“Don’t call her that when you’re the wife of a filthy snake. Divorced or otherwise.” Adam hissed defensively for Lute. “This has nothing to do with her. It’s just you and me, so talk about whatever it is you want to talk about with me and keep it between us.”

 

“Eager to spend some alone time with your ex-wife?” Lilith asked with a coy smile.

 

“Fuck off with that shit, Lilith. You’re pissing me off.”

 

For the first time since he arrived, Lilith lifted her gaze to see Adam at her side clad in his usual angelic garb and Exorcist Mask. Her eyebrows pinched together as she stared at his appearance and felt annoyed that he thought to hide his face from her. Adam looked a bit miffed by her lack of answer and was about to leave when Lilith suddenly sat up.

 

“Do you always wear that even up here?” Lilith questioned, taking her sunglasses off.

 

Adam glared. “That’s not really any of your business.”

 

“Isn’t it?” Lilith shook her head in disbelief. “You're not in Hell, and this is hardly a business meeting. Just take it off. I’m not going to kill you.”

 

“You wanna see me naked that bad?” Adam asked with the smugest grin. “It’s too late for that bitch! Your chance with me sailed a long time ago, but I guess if you beg hard enough- HEY! The fuck are you doing?!”

 

“Shut up.” Lilith scoffed, standing up to roughly grab Adam’s mask and pull it off to reveal his face. “There. Was that so hard?”

 

“That’s not the point!” Adam exclaimed, snatching his mask back. “Keep your hands off the merchandise! I can take it off myself!”

 

Indignant and annoyed, Adam stripped himself of his robe and set it aside with his mask and boots before laying back down into a pile. His body was covered in a tight black suit underneath hugging his muscled biceps, slim torso, and slightly tussled hair from the mask he’d been wearing. Lilith observed that his eyes looked slightly tired with subtle eyebags beneath. 

 

“Isn’t that better taking off that ridiculous robe.” Lilith gave a knowing smirk.

 

“Bite me.” Adam raised a hand to flip her off. “I’m only doing this because I trust you to not do anything stupid."

 

"How kind of you." Lilith replied sarcastically.

 

Lilith hummed softly as he spoke and her eyes stared at the features on his face before leaning back in her lounge chair. Her lips curved down slightly in disappointment to see how much Heaven still had a grasp on the First Man, but at the end, she shouldn’t be surprised her counterpart was so obedient. He really hadn’t changed.

 

“I want us to fuck.” Lilith announced.

 

Beside her, Adam sputtered his drink loudly as he choked and hacked in surprise by her declaration. Lilith felt a sense of momentary regret at this decision as she watched Adam try to regain his composure but she was too desperate for this to back out now.

 

“Are you serious?!” Adam exclaimed at last. “I thought you were pulling on my dick when you messaged me!”

 

“Clearly, I wasn’t.” Lilith replied smoothly.

 

Adam was utterly speechless for a moment. “Wait just a damn fuckin’ minute. You want to fuck me? Now?! After ten thousand years have passed you finally want to fuck me and you think I’m just going to agree because you want me now?!”

 

“Why not? You’re single. I’m single.” Lilith countered. “I figured after so long you’d finally figure out how to properly fuck a woman after ten thousand years of getting plenty of pratice.”

 

“EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?!” Adam snapped his head towards her. “I have always known how to fuck, bitch! How else do you explain all of humanity was created?! It wasn’t all just Eve!”

 

“I don’t know. Eve talked about your astounding abilities, but when we had sex in Eden it was much to be desired.” Lilith smirked as she pressed down on all of Adam’s buttons. “I can only imagine how many women you left feeling lackluster with your poor performance.”

 

“Fuck you! How was I supposed to know about lubricant or eating women out?!” Adam shouted, red with embarrassment and rage. “I was only inexperienced! I could fuck you stupid now with no problem if I wanted to!”

 

“Do it then.” Lilith challenged, ready and willing. “Or is the First Man all talk-?”

 

Lilith’s words are forcefully silenced as Adam lurches forward for a kiss.

 

Both of them jumped slightly from the kiss as the harsh movement was less pleasurable by the impact. Adam paused for a moment as his eyebrows twisted as he tried to shift the kiss to something softer but Lilith twisted from his hold and slapped him firmly across the face.

 

“Stop!” Lilith hissed with exasperation. “I said I wanted us to fuck, not kiss. I don’t want your sweet words or touch, Adam. I want to be fucked.”

 

“Was slapping me really necessary!?” Adam exclaimed, rubbing his cheek frantically from the stinging pain.

 

“It is when you’re acting like a thirteen year old virgin!” Lilith hissed.

 

“Whatever. No kissing. We’ll just…uh…” Adam fumbled awkwardly and unsure.

 

Lilith rolled her eyes at Adam’s skittish behavior and rolled her eyes with exasperation. Tugging him back towards her Lilith forced a brutal kiss between them to get Adam to focus solely on her. His voice was swallowed by her kiss as she forced her tongue and felt Adam’s tongue reciprocate the intense battle between them.

 

A deep growl escaped Adam as he moved to push Lilith down on her chair but the First Woman wasn’t having any of it. She wrapped her legs around his waist to twist their positions and have Adam be rolled onto his back. The tossing and turning continued for a while before both Adam and Lilith pulled away out of breath and panting away from each other. The First Man and First Woman inspected each other quietly as they figured out where to take it from there.

 

Lilith heaved loudly as her hands moved down to start removing the two-piece swimsuit off her bodice. A satisfied smile appeared when she noticed Adam’s noticeable reaction to her exposed breasts and cunt covered by golden locks of hair.

 

“You like what you see?” Lilith cooed with a coy smile.

 

Adam didn’t both answer as he moved forward to touch her. An exasperated huff escaped Lilith’s mouth as she watched the first man cup both of her large breasts and buried his face between the pale valley of her mounds. She could feel him beneath her touch inhaling her scent as his lips traveled to tease the tip of her perked nipples and wrap her mouth around to suckle on her.

 

“You really never change.” Lilith remarked as she cradled Adam’s head against her breasts.

 

“What can I say? I like boobs.” Adam grinned, undeterred by her remark and seemed to finally find his confidence.

 

His words made Lilith roll her eyes. Letting the First Man get his fill Lilith spread her thighs apart as she revealed that her anus had a lavender plug inserted inside her puckered entrance. Adam’s jaw dropped a little as her gaze narrowed down to that one spot.

 

“Uh, has that- I mean, did you prepare for this ahead of time?” Adam asked dumbly.

 

Lilith fixed a deadpanned look at Adam.

 

“Right. Right. Of course you’d prepare for this.” Adam coughed.

 

Lilith gasped as Adam’s head moved down to her cunt and felt his tongue against her aching core. She gasped soft in shock as her fingers curled tightly on Adam’s hair. Adam eagerly lapped his tongue over the entrance of Lilith’s core in slow steady strokes, his hands holding her thighs apart to keep from clamping around his head.

 

Adam’s nose brushed against the blonde curls as his senses absorbed every scent, touch, and sound Lilith had to offer. Her thighs trembled beneath his calloused hands - his thumb rubbing methodical circles in her inner thigh to enjoy the unblemished smooth skin. The taste of her cunt was bittersweet, the nectar slowly pouring out the more he roused her sex until he could start tasting her cum like it was an unbranded elixir.

 

There really was no other way for Adam to describe the taste as he slurped her essence. The hefty scent of her sex mixed with the salty sea water crashing softly against the sandy shore from where they laid.

 

The First Woman was startled to find that Adam’s skill had improved immensely as his deft tongue traveled up and down her wet core, teasing the sensitive pearl. Feeling her mind beginning to fog she firmly pushed her hand on Adam’s shoulders to force him back and away from her core. Lilith was afraid that if he’d continue any further she’d climax and then he’d see how desperate she really was.

 

“That’s enough. I want a turn now.” Lilith demanded.

 

Adam was about to protest against the idea until he felt her hand boldly move to fondle the bulge beneath his black suit. All arguments were silenced by her touch igniting a lustful fire within the First Man.

 

“Shit. Okay, let’s do this.”

 

Lilith leaned back to watch Adam tug off his black suit to reveal his body completely bare as the suit dropped to the sand. The sight of those rippling muscles, excess hair, and chiseled features caused a fire to pool in Lilith’s lower stomach as her eyes caught sight of the endowed cock.

 

“Look at you. So eager to be touched.” Lilith cooed as his length twitched beneath her touch as she handled the large aching cock and began stroking the base with her fingers. “You’re so big. I could just choke on it.”

 

“Lilith, don’t tease me.” Adam glared down at Lilith, his hand wrapping around her golden locks and roughly shoving his cock against her lips. “Put your slutty mouth to use and suck!”

 

Lilith gave a deep moan as Adam’s length was forcefully pressed into her mouth and the taste of his semen dripped onto her tongue. Lilith’s tongue flickered around the tip eagerly as the addicting taste spurred the First Woman to take more of his length. Her cheeks hollowed out as she bobbed her head up before sinking back down as far as possible.

 

“You’re taking my cock so well.” Adam grounded out, his breath uneven, and body drawn taunt from Lilith’s warm, welcoming mouth. 

 

Lilith’s lack of voice was made up with sucking his dick to let him know how much she was enjoying getting him off.

 

It was addicting, and Adam’s well-endowed cock was giving her a run for her money. His wide girth and long cock filled down Lilith’s throat to the brim, causing her to tighten firmly around Adam as it breached down until the only thing she could do was let the First Man use her mouth like a cocksleeve. Her vision fluttered with dark spots from the intense thrusts of Adam shoving his cock down her mouth and gripping her hair in place. The thrusts sent his cock slipping deeper into Lilith’s cavern until her nose mingled with the bush of his public hair.

 

There was no warning given to Lilith as Adam suddenly spurted jizz down her stretched throat. 

 

Caught off guard by the sudden burst Lilith choked as the white hot cum filled her mouth and made her eyes snap open in surprise. Seeing her struggling Adam frantically pulled back to give Lilith room to breathe but was stopped by a firm pair of hands gripping his hips. It took her a moment but Lilith was able to quickly recover from the initial burst to swallow down Adam’s seed. The sight made Adam let out a guttural groan at how sexy Lilith looked that he lowered a hand to pet and massage the roots of her hair.

 

“Shit! Damn, Lilith, I didn’t mean to choke you.” Adam panted, gently nudging the woman below to check on her. “How are you doing?”

 

“More… More… I want… I want… I want your cock!” Lilith exclaimed, clinging to his hips as she rubbed her face against the length to inhale Adam’s husky sex. “I can’t wait any more! I need you to fuck inside of my ass! Now! I want it now! Please!”

 

“Woah! Hey, Lilith, calm the fuck down- AH!” Adam exclaimed as he fell down from her weight pulling him down to the sand. “Lilith, what the fuck?”

 

“I want your cock! Please! I want your cock so bad!” Lilith begged desperately, panting softly against Adam’s lips as they kissed and exchanged the lingering taste of his sperm between them. “I need you to break me! Mold me around that thick cock of yours and fuck me!”

 

“Don’t worry. I’ll give you my dick, but first you need to get on your hands and knees.” Adam instructed firmly to Lilith.

 

“Yes! Yes! Yes! Please!” Lilith whimpered as she got herself down and presented her ass eagerly to him. “Fill me with your cum!”

 

Both Lilith and Adam groaned lowly as the anal plug pulled out with a loud satisfying 'POP' sound. Adam set the toy to the side to admire Lilith’s puckered hole slightly agape from the toy and the shimmering of lube still lingering.

 

Neither the First Man and First Woman couldn’t wait a second longer. All pleasantries and decorum where broken as Adam moved to mount Lilith so his cock could fill and fuck her raw.

 

Adam grunted as he grabbed her horns firmly to keep Lilith in place as his hips thrusted his cock inside of her dripping asshole. Both of her ass cheeks clapped back against the skin of his thighs as his cock inserted itself deeply into the tight crevice and Lilith was pulled down around the wide base. Adam’s body shuddered at the sight of his cock disappearing inside of Lilith. He took a moment to slowly pull his cock slightly back out of Lilith’s tight hole, the crevices and walls rubbing all around him before slamming back inside harshly.

 

“FUCK!” Lilith screamed in ecstasy.

 

Lilith felt the stinging burn of his shaft stretching her wide in a way that Lucifer could only do when he was transformed into a horse. The ridges of his shaft lit her walls on fire as it rubbed against her sensitive body. It was overwhelmingly stinging through her body and yet the most satisfying burn she’d ever experienced with him. Her body felt like she’d been lit on fire with each obscene slap of skin meeting as she slid down to hilt his cock. 

 

“Yes! Fuck my tight asshole! It’s so deep in me, but I want more! Harder! Rougher!” Lilith’s wanton cries increased as Adam’s hips snapped at a blindly pace. “You’re breaking me! ADAM!”

 

“Shit, Lilith.” Adam gritted out. “You’re so warm, and tight.”

 

The harsh rhythm began as Adam would pull back slightly before snapping his cock back inside of Lilith’s hole, stretching it further apart as it molded around him perfectly. Her cries stirred his excitement as her tight passage constricted tightly like a cobra and reached the deepest parts to hit her sweet spot with every thrust. Though it wasn’t traditional mating he was used to Adam couldn’t deny the woman beneath him the feeling of being thoroughly bred with his seed.

 

“You’re such a slut taking my cock so easily.” Adam panted, hips snapping roughly into Lilith and making her breasts bounce wildly from the force.

 

“Yes! I’m a slut! I’m your slut! Just don’t stop!” Lilith begged, her cries echoing the shore.

 

Lilith’s vision danced with black and white spots as Adam’s firm grip on her horns caused jolts of pleasure to shoot down her body. Her neglected cunt is now dripping wet as Adam stirs more inside of her and yearning to be filled. She ignored those instincts to focus on the pleasure being shot up her spine and gut as Adam fucks her until Lilith can’t even coherently think anymore.

 

“I’m coming!” Adam warned, the pressure building around his cock becoming unbearable to contain.

 

“Cum in me! Please! Cum inside of me!” Lilith cried, tears stinging the edge of her eyes and filled with desperation. “I need you to breed me!”

 

“LILITH!/ADAM!”

 

The voices of both the First Man and First Woman came together screaming - and for a momentary second the pair were connected as one being.

 

It was so raw - and charged, unlike anything either of them have experienced in a long time.

 

Lilith wanted to experience it over and over again until he broke her body, but today wouldn’t be that day. Just as it began the moment ended almost immediately after Adam finished cumming inside of her anus. Rubbing her ass cheek Lilith knew she’d need to be doing some deep cleaning tonight in the shower to avoid having his cum dry inside of her. 

 

Content to lay back, Lilith found herself gazing at Adam as he frantically gathered his clothes back together and made himself presentable as possible.

 

“You can stay and join me for a swim. Cool off in the water with me.” Lilith offered, and could see Adam turn his head to raise a skeptical glance at her. “Or does Heaven not allow its dogs to have a break?”

 

Adam bristled at her words. “As if I’d do that. I still fucking hate you. This doesn’t change a single goddamn thing.”

 

“Good. I hate you too.” Lilith settled back into her chair to relish in the afterglow. “I certainly wouldn’t mind getting to do this again with you.”

 

“Yeah. Sure.” Adam gave a nonchalant shrug. “Till next time.”

 

The First Man fought the urge to glance back at Lilith as he stood up to his fool height. He shook his head from the thought and left without looking back. Him and Lilith came together for one reason only, for pleasure. Nothing more or less than a moment of reprival to engage in mutual carnal desires, and Adam was smart enough to know it would never mean anything more than that.

 

Lilith watched Adam as he walked away with his uniform firmly intact and covering every inch of his skin. A cold sneer appeared on Lilith’s face at the way Heaven had Adam chained to them, how they sculpted, and craft the First Man to be their obedient pet. He was so ignorant Adam couldn’t even see what Heaven had done to his own body, but that was none of Lilith’s concern to get involved with his affairs. She had her own plans and ambitions to strive for.

 

Adam was still the same obedient man even after ten thousand years apart, but at least he knew how to properly fuck her now. She couldn’t wait for the next time Adam filled her aching hole.

Notes:

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Chapter 5: Charlie

Notes:

THIS IS NOT A SMUT CHAPTER! THIS IS NOTHING BUT PURE PLOT AND STORY PROGRESSION!

“You’re joking.”

 

Charlie stood inside the lobby with the rest of the residents of the Hazbin Hotel to regroup after the strange events had occurred. Vaggie had regrouped the others after the stampede of Sinners joined her father as they rushed the Exorcist Angel Army. The Sinners were all various degrees of being disheveled but Charlie was just relieved that none of them had been killed in the battle. Alastor was missing - presumed dead - but Charlie hoped that he'd return to them eventually.

 

She ignored the way the hotel occasionally shook from the battle happening outside. If Charlie peeked outside she would see her father was solo fighting the entire Exorcist Angel Army. Supposedly for Adam, the First Man of Humanity as her father boldly announced on Live Television for all the Seven Rings of Hell to see.

 

The memory made her want to scream as Charlie felt her mind plagued with confusion by what had transpired between Adam and Lucifer she’d unwillingly witnessed.

 

“I’m not joking, Angel Dust.” Charlie sighed heavily with a pained expression. “I saw it with my own eyes. One second  my Dad and Adam were enemies and then the next second he was acting like- like- I don’t know, but it was weird!”

 

“Is it the same weirdness that caused a ton of cannibals to start losing their shit and running off?” Angel Dust asked with a raised brow.

 

“Yeah, what the fuck are they on?” Cherri Bomb spoke up. “We were kicking arse before they all went bloody mad while going on about sucking Adam’s coc-”

 

“I recall!” Charlie interrupted loudly before she could finish, cheeks burning brightly with embarrassment. “I don’t want to remember. Thank you.”

 

Charlie tried to not cringe as she remembered the events with the remaining Cannibals having left in search of Adam - talking about their desire to have the First Man. Some were more explicit than others but they all seemed to have the same idea as they rushed off without warning. There were still many that stayed and were currently taking refuge inside with them but all the Cannibals that had been nearby when Adam and Lucifer had fought seemed to have the same reaction towards the Archangel.

 

Adam had managed to escape with a very small group of Exorcists before all of Hell had broken loose as Lucifer began rushing the remaining Angel’s. Watching her father fighting made Charlie realize that he was holding back with both Adam and the Exorcist as he tore though the entire army even with their angelic blades in hand. He seemed more amused than anything by their strikes as he hit them back much like he’d been fighting Adam.

 

It was a miracle her father hadn’t simply killed them all.

 

“Where’s Niffty?” Charlie questioned as she looked towards the group.

 

Husk shrugged his shoulders. “Hell if I know. I was with Angel, Cherri, and Pentious when our ass were about to be sqewered.”

 

“I think I saw her leaving with the other cannibals that went after Adam.” Angel Dust spoke up before shrugging his shoulders. “At least I think so. Sorry if that doesn’t help, Dollface.”

 

“No. No. Thank you both for telling me.” Charlie reassured the pair. “I just wish I knew a way to speak to Adam right now.”

 

“You want to talk to Adam?!” Vaggie looked baffled. “Why would you want to talk to him? That jackass just attacked us.”

 

“I know, but everyone has been acting weird since Adam yelled at my dad.” Charlie replied hesitantly as she shifted awkwardly. “I think there’s something going on between them…”

 

Vaggie’s eyebrows rose up in shock at the idea of Lucifer and Adam together. It wasn’t a pleasant thought in the least bit. The Fallen Angel and First Man had been enemies since the beginning of creation.

 

“Oh yeah! There was some intense sexual tension between them.” Angel Dust inserted enthusiastically and holding a phone replaying the clips of Adam and Lucifer recorded by Vox Tech. “Did you see how bad Lucifer was all over him? He must be a hot stud under that mask.”

 

A pained sound escaped Charlie at the thought and the only thing she could think to do was curl into a tight ball on the couch.

 

“Yeah. He’s a real stud.” Vaggie repeated sarcastically. “It’s too bad there’s nobody we can ask that knows about Adam and Lucifer’s past.”

 

“...well,” Charlie frowned deeply. “That’s not entirely true.”

 

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“Hello, Charlie! How are you?” Emily answered from the other side of her in a cheery tune. “I’m really sorry about what happened the last time you were up here, but I’m so glad you decided to call me and-”

 

“Emily, I need to speak with my mother.” Charlie interrupted firmly, cutting straight to the chase. “I’m so sorry for not calling sooner, but this is an emergency. Please, if you can, I need you to give your phone to my mother so I can speak to her.”

 

Emily blinked a few times in surprise. “What are you talking about, Charlie? Your mother, Lilith, the Queen of Hell, is in Heaven?”

 

“I don’t think I know she is in Heaven. So let's both just cut the bullshit and get to the part where you hand the phone to my mother.” Charlie demanded, not in the mood for any shenanigans.

 

She didn’t mean to be as rude as she sounded towards Emily, but with the day she was having Charlie was sick of acting so nice.

 

“Fuck! I’m so sorry, Emily.” Charlie took a deep breath in and out. “I’ve been having a bad day, and I really need you yo give the phone to my mother. I know she’s been up there this entire time, I just- …fuck. I’m sorry that was really mean. Just, please, do this for me. It’s important. She won’t answer if she sees me calling my phone and the longer I don’t talk to her the longer Adam’s life might be in danger.”

 

“WHAT?! ADDIE IS IN DANGER?!”

 

Charlie pulled the phone speaker away from her ear just in time to avoid Emily’s voice from rupturing her eardrums. Technically Adam’s life wasn’t in immediate danger from the horny crowd of Sinner, or her father, but Charlie needed anyway she could to talk to her mother. Taking another breath to calm her nerves Charlie continued with her request.

 

“Yes. That’s why I need to talk to my mother-”

 

“Say no more! I’ll find her for you!” Emily cutted off firmly and if they could share screens Charlie imagined a determined look on her face. “Just give me a few minutes and I’ll have her on.”

 

“Thank you, Em.” Charlie sighed in relieve, putting her phone temporarily on mute as she nervously waited.

 

Her fingers danced against the edge of her red battle dress nervously. Charlie’s nerves were on end at the realization that she was about to speak to her mother for the first time in over seven years. She always thought that their reunion would be something sweet or loving, but for the first time Charlie couldn’t bring herself to fell anything positive towards her mother.

 

“Charlie? Are you okay?” Vaggie questioned

 

“Not really.” Charlie admitted with a shrug. “I just have many things I want to say…”

 

Vaggie’s gaze softened as Charlie’s admission. “Just be honest, mi amor.”

 

Charlie nodded her head at the advice and took Vaggie’s words to heart. Her nerves bubbled further when she heard Emily inform her that she had Lilith. Slowly, Charlie unmuted her phone and lifted it up to the side of her face.

 

“H-Hello?”

 

“Hello, Charlie.”

 

Charlie froze on the spot at the sound of Lilith’s familiar voice - a sound she’d thought to have forgotten as tears built up from over the years suddenly poured down her cheeks. Her entire body locked in place like a spell to turn her stone had been casted over her. The nerves building in her gut began to made Charlie nervously sweat as the words got caught in her throat. Dumbly, Charlie’s mouth opened and closed several time as she tried to get any of the words out through coherently.

 

The tension was so high that Charlie was finally able to snap out of her own head by the supportive touch of Vaggie’s hand on her shoulder. Seeing her loving, caring, supportive girlfriend by her side was enough to give Charlie the confidence to say what had been in her mind.

 

“What the actual fuck, mom?!” Charlie exclaimed through the phone - her frustration palpable and disappointment immeasurable. “When were you going to tell me?! Was everything you ever told me a bunch of fucking lies?! How could you do that to me?!”

 

Lilith heaved a longwinded sigh. “Charlie, I understand you might be upset about me being in Heaven, but-”

 

“What?” Charlie interrupted. “No. I’m not talking about that, mom! I’ve known since five years ago that you were in Heaven.”

 

“You knew?” Lilith sat up in genuine surprise. “Who told you?”

 

“Dad. He drunk called me once trying to contact you. He doesn’t remember.” Charlie frowned deeply at the unpleasant memory and shook her head profusely to shake it away. “I was in denial about it for years, telling myself you were away to do something important, but seeing Adam’s face has shone a light so bright in my world that I have opened my eyes to the truth. No. What I’m mad at you about is Adam. When were you going to tell me he was fucking hot?!”

 

“...Excuse me?” Lilith asked dumbly.

 

“Mom, you said he was ugly!” Charlie reminded, exasperated by her mother’s aloof attitude. “Dad is out there right now trying to make him my step-dad and is currently fighting against the entire fucking Exorcist Angel Army over him!”

 

“Watch your tone with me, young lady.” Lilith scoffed as she took a sip of her drink and rolled her eyes. “That vulgar idiot is ugly. Both on the inside and out. You should be thanking me that man didn’t end up being your father.”

 

“There is a clear difference between his insides and out! His sculpted face, golden moody eyes, tussled hair, and his voice combined makes him more deadly than any Overlord in Hell!” Charlie exclaimed in a sudden burst of emotion. “He’s literally the sexiest man I’ve ever seen walking around Heaven and Hell!”

 

“Charlie!” Vaggie gapped in shock and curled her nose in disgust.

 

“Am I wrong?” Charlie asked with exasperation. “I love you with my whole heart, Vaggie, but I still have eyes.”

 

Vaggie pinched the bridge of her nose. “Charlie, I’m a lesbian. There is no universe where I think he’s hot.”

 

Charlie blinked at the realization as she stared at Vaggie. “Yeah… I suppose you wouldn’t…”

 

“I call bullshit!” Angel Dust announced loudly and pushed past Charlie. “Exhibt A!”

 

The spider Sinner pulled a magazine from between his fur shaped-bosom to flip through pages of hot women posing in lingerie. Finding a sexy photo of a woman in lingerie roughly matching Adam’s skin tone on the tv screen. The spider demon promptly ripped the page out and hung the picture from Adam’s neck down to the chagrin of everyone. Immediately Vaggie’s face bloomed a bright red reminiscent of a tomato at the visual image and the idea of what Adam would look like as a woman. She let out an angry huff and crossed her arms.

 

“...I guess you’re not entirely off base.” Vaggie reluctantly agreed. “He’s still an asshole though.”

 

“Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought!” Angel Dust cackled.

 

“Okay. Anyway,”  Charlie turned back to her phone. “Listen mom, I just need to have a talk with Adam to try and resolve whatever the fuck is going on in Hell.”

 

“That’s going to be hard. Adam hasn’t returned to Heaven yet. I heard angels talking about Adam going missing while at the Heaven Embassy.” Lilith informed, inspecting her nails to try and keep herself from hanging up on this boring conversation. “Do with that what you will, but from my experience speaking to Adam never works the way you want.”

 

“Yeah. I know.” Charlie grimaced at the memory of her first meeting with the First Man. “Still, if he’s somewhere in Hell I have to find him, especially if he’s missing. Is there anywhere you can think of where he'd be?”

 

Lilith heaved out another heavy sigh from her lips at the realization. “Eve.”

 

“Sorry?” Charlie questioned in confusion. “Did you just sneeze or say the name-”

 

“Eve. The Second Woman and Mother of Humanity. Adam’s second wife, Eve.” Lilith listed out each title to Charlie. “If Heaven doesn’t have him, or Lucifer, she is your best bet.”

 

“Adam is with Eve? But that doesn’t make any sense…” Charlie’s voice drifted when she felt a looming prescene over her.

 

Looking up from her seat stood her father standing silently, and staring meaningly at the phone. His expression so dark it scare Charlie stiff like prey realizing for the first time the prescence of a predator. She silently watched as Lucifer leaned over the phone to end the call with Lilith before pulling away.

 

“So, Eve has him.” Lucifer had a wide smile on his face that matched the wicked gleam in his eyes.

 

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“Dad? Dad?!” Charlie called out to her father frantically with Vaggie following right behind her. “Where are you going, Dad? Dad!”

 

The Hazbin Hotel residents and the cannibals were all instructed to stay behind at the remnants of the broken building while her and Vaggie followed Lucifer. Stepping outside revealed a field of Exorcists he fought, fallen to the ground unconscious and wounded all by Lucifer’s hand. Her father stepped over their bodies, humming a cheery tune to himself, and all six of his wings extended outward as he made his way.

 

“Dad, stop ignoring me and talk to me about what’s going on!” Charlie shouted as she lurched forward to grip his arm.

 

Though her father could easily pull his arm free from her flimsy grip the Prince of Pride allows himself to be pulled back towards Charlie and meet her eyes.

 

“Sweetheart, I thought it was obvious what I was doing.” Lucifer spoke happily with a spark of genuine joy in his eyes. “I’m going to retrieve your future step-dad!”

 

“Future step-dad?! Do you hear yourself?!” Charlie asked with exasperation. “Dad, everything has been weird since the whole thing with Adam, and you - which by the way you haven’t explained anything! Why were you acting like that?”

 

“And why Adam?” Vaggie added. “We don’t know for sure if Adam isn’t in Heaven. For all we know Lilith could have mishead that information and Adam isn’t still in Hell with Eve.”

 

Before he could reply a loud shout was heard that made Lucifer, Charlie, and Vaggie snap their attention towards Lute. The Lieutenant looked absolutely ragged as she clawed her way towards Lucifer, weapon clutched in her hand and glared furiously and fueled by spite.

 

“Snake!” Lute spat out vehemently. “You’re not going to touch a single hair on Adam’s head!”

 

“Oh? You’re still awake?” Lucifer tilted his head curiously.

 

“You-!” Vaggie stepped forward with her lance drawn but was quickly stopped by Lucifer.

 

“No need for that, Maggie. I got this.” Lucifer smiled brightly with glee. “Adam would be very upset if more of his Exorcist died.”

 

“Get away from me you-!” Lute gasped as she attempted to get up.

 

The Lieutenant could only manage lifting her head before Lucifer’s black boot made contact with her dumbfounded face. One swift kick was enough for Lucifer to knock her unconscious and the fallen angel spared no further thoughts as he continued his walked.

 

“Spare the Exorcist’s once they wake up. I think you made your point after killing a few of them, Char-Char.”

 

Charlie sputtered in shock by her father’s casual demeanor about… well, everything!

 

“Dad! Come on! Please just wait a second!” Charlie pleaded as she once more got her dad to look at her. “I just need to understand what is going on between you and Adam. Why is he suddenly so important to you?”

 

“It’s hard to explain.” Lucifer sighed heavily, his pointed ears dropping and tail laying limp on the ground.

 

Lucifer looked between the pair of girls with the light in his eyes slightly dulling for a moment before adverting his gaze. He looked down at his feet and awkwardly kicked away a rock that smacked against the corpse of a dead Exorcist bleeding a puddle of pure gold. Charlie cringed at the sight and forced her eyes away to focus on her father.

 

“Dad, you can tell me.” Charlie reassured softly as she took a hesitant step forward. “I don’t want to go back to how we were before. We’re family, and I’m so happy to have you as my father, dad.”

 

Lucifer finally looked up to meet her eyes and smiled. “Thank you, sweetheart. You don’t know how much your words mean to me.”

 

“Me too.” Charlie sighed in relief. “I want us to have an honest father-daughter relationship now that we have a chance to start over.”

 

Lucifer reached to take her hand into his own and place the other hand on top. His fingers rubbed over the top of her hand in a comforting gesture to ease the tension in her. 

 

“I promise to tell you everything… when I come back with Adam in my arms.” Lucifer replied, before taking off high into the air before Charlie could stop him. “Don’t worry I’ll be back in two shakes of a lamb! Hold on, Adam, your future husband is coming to save you!”

 

Just like that the fallen angel leaves with a burst of wind blowing through Charlie and Vaggie’s hair. His figure soon became a small speck off into the distance and abandoned Charlie and Vaggie behind amidst the bodies of Exorcist. A moment of complete silence fills the air as Charlie is left standing there utterly dumbfounded by what had just happened. She shifts to look at Vaggie, then at the sky, then back at Vaggie for a few seconds.

 

“Did he just leave?”

 

Charlie asked in utter disbelief as her eyes stared off towards the direction her father had disappeared. A rare burst of anger filled her veins caused Charlie’s demon form to flare out as she screamed at her father in frustration.

 

“DAD! THIS IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF BEING HONEST!”

Notes:

Next Chapter - ???

Chapter 6: Emily

Notes:

THIS IS NOT A SMUT CHAPTER, THIS IS A PLOT CHAPTER!

“They hung up.” Lilith sighed in relief.

 

Emily stood stiffly next to Lilith as she returned the phone back to its rightful owner. The Bringer of Joy blinked several times on the device on her hands, then back at Lilith. The First Woman lounged back with a blissful expression while sipping on a margarita.

 

“Um, aren’t you going to go?” Emily questioned.

 

“Go where? Down there for Adam? As if.” Lilith replied, settling back in her chair. “I’m sunbathing right now. I gave them what they wanted.”

 

The Queen of Hell seemed completely unbothered by the conversation she’d just had with her own daughter in front of Emily. It shook the young Seraph by how calloused she was towards her own daughter. She’d been aware of Lilith’s presence not that long ago when Emily had been at the beach when she’d run into Adam talking to her.

 

Adam hadn’t been keen on introducing them even when Emily was insistent. She’d tried pouting, crying, throwing a fake tantrum, and even bugged the First Man. As expected the response was a firm denial.

 

“Yeah. No. You’re not talking to Lilith.” Adam hissed her name like it was poison on her tongue. “You have better things to do with your time.”

 

“Addie, I’m not a child. I’m slightly over two hundred years old. I’m legally defined as a grown woman.” Emily had pouted and puffed her cheeks out indignantly as Adam practically dragged her off the beach. “Why can’t I meet her? Sera wouldn’t let a demon past the golden gates if she was going to harm anyone.”

 

“Thats-” Adam stood silent for a second before continuing. “It’s complicated. I do not want you involved with her in any way, and for once I think Sera would agree with me.”

 

Emily stood quietly. “...Is it because she’s your ex-wife?”

 

Adam laughed like Emily had just told him a joke. “No. Not at all. I don’t care about that woman, Emmie.”

 

Emily had tried to press for more details but Adam was very adamant (ha-ha!) against answering. The Bringer of Joy felt a pang of sympathy towards Charlie. She’d known about Lilith’s stay here in Heaven but she’d been sworn to secrecy from Adam who made her pinkie promise - and she NEVER broke pinkie promises.

 

Still, if Lilith wasn’t going to do anything about Adam’s disappearance there was only one solution. A determined expression crossed Emily’s face as she turned to leave Lilith to her own devices and began summoning a magic portal straight to the Hazbin Hotel.

 

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“DAD! THIS IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF BEING HONEST!”

 

“Charlie?” Emily called out in confusion.

 

“Emily?!” Charlie exclaimed. “What are you doing here?!”

 

The Princess of Hell snapped her head towards her. Pure shock emanated from Charlie by her surprise appearance as she landed on the foreign ground of Hell for the first time. Despite the situation, Emily felt deeply fascinated by her surroundings after so many years of getting secondhand stories of Extermination Day from Adam and sometimes Lute.

 

Speaking of Lute, the Lieutenant could be seen laying nearby where Charlie and Vaggie stood down below completely knocked out. Emily’s eyes grew wide at the bodies of Exorcist’s Angels being carried off by a group of Sinners dressed in 1910s American fashion. Instead of attacking the unconscious angels they seemed to be helping as they gathered the alive Exorcist’s inside to receive medical treatment.

 

“What’s going on?” Emily questioned in surprise.

 

“My dad,” Charlie explained, scratching her neck awkwardly. “Apparently he ordered the Cannibals to collect the bodies of the living angels to heal them inside. According to Rosie, he threatened to kill- I mean, strongly discipline them if they didn’t comply.”

 

Charlie sweated nervously at the entire situation as she tried to avoid the darker side of Hell from Emily, but it was kind of hard with the ground soaked in golden blood and trampled bodies.

 

“You told me Addie was in trouble!” Emily said, her hands clutched into tight fists as a determined look shone in her deep sapphire eyes. “You know where Adam is with Eve?”

 

“No. I don’t. My dad knows but he just flew off without any warning.” Charlie looked down with a guilty expression. “Wait a damn minute! What are you doing down here in Hell? Is Heaven coming to help us with- uh, everything?”

 

“No. I came by myself.” Emily replied, her fingers fidget. “Even if I went to Sera there might not be enough time to save him.”

 

Charlie thought back to the older High Seraph and cringed at how well the trial in Heaven went. If she wasn’t keen about giving her hotel a chance she was sure Sera wouldn’t be happy knowing Emily was down here.

 

“Okay, so, basically, we were all fighting each other when my dad came to intervene between me and Adam.” Charlie explained quickly. “Him and my dad fought each other. It was pretty bad, but then at some point something happened that suddenly made my Dad, and several Sinners, want Adam.”

 

“Want him?” Emily tilted her head, bewildered by the idea before her eyes gleamed with excitement - a giggle escaped her lips. “Like everyone wanted to be Addie’s friend?!”

 

“Uh, nooooo.” Charlie cringed at Emily’s innocence.

 

“It doesn’t really matter what.” Vaggie interjected sternly to cut the conversation short. “The point is that if Adam isn’t in Heaven our best bet is down here in Hell and with Eve.”

 

“You’re right!” Emily nodded along seriously. “If Lucifer knows where Eve is then that means if we follow him we find Addie!”

 

☆⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅☆

 

Founding Lucifer thankfully hadn’t been hard.

 

Charlie remembered the vague general direction she’d seen her father fly towards. She was currently getting a free ride from her girlfriend, Vaggie, bridal style carrying her firmly in her grasp while flying over Pentagram City. Emily flew beside Vaggie, her expression twitched nervously with growing worry the closer they arrived to their destination.

 

The three had been concerned about being able to spot Lucifer on the ground but there was no hiding the great golden lights shimmering of his magic as they drew closer.

 

On the field below them Emily could see two figures interlocked in an intense fight right outside of an abandoned warehouse. Narrowing her eyes, Emily peered to see that it was Lucifer currently interlocked with Eve in combat on the ground. The Prince of Pride gave a toothy grin at Eve as she swipped him with her barbed vines.

 

“TRATORIOUS SNAKE!” Eve screamed.

 

A burst of black vines erupted from the ground as they tried to grasp Lucifer, but they were too slow for his nimble body to grasp. Another burst of magic appeared as the King of Hell shifted to a horse and delivered a great kick similar to what he’d done to Adam earlier. His trickery and teasing seemed to only make Eve more furious as she lashed a spiked whip madly around.

 

“Adam is MY husband! He’s always been mine since the beginning!” Eve whipped the ground, cleaving a rock in half as Lucifer side-stepped and dodged the attacks with leisure ease. “I’m going to have Adam whether he likes it or not! STOP GETTING IN MY WAY!”

 

“Now, now, Eve. That’s not an attractive attitude you want to have around Adam.” Lucifer teased, amused by the entire situation. “Just hand the First Man back to me and I swear you’ll walk away with all your limbs attached.”

 

“FUCK YOU!” Eve yelled, lashing out.

 

“Sorry, Eve, but I can’t keep pretending that I like fucking you.” Lucifer replied with a shrug. “I’ve already promised myself to only have Adam’s touch and only him.”

 

“I’LL FUCKING END YOU!”

 

“Wow.” Vaggie blinked dumbly in shock from above. “I expected the Mother of Humanity to be a lot of things but she’s-”

 

The former Exorcist couldn’t even finish her sentence when a barrage of spikes erupting from the ground that startled both Vaggie and Emily into fly higher to avoid getting hit by the debris. Emily flinched as the blast sent a wave of dust that clouded their vision from the impact, making her stumble in the air from surprise. The ground shook as Eve summoned thicker vines to terraform the ground and send chunks of rocks straight at Lucifer’s head.

 

The fight between the ancient beings with so much history was as exciting as it was terrifying.

 

“Addie must be inside the building! Let’s go while she's distracted!” Emily called out, not bothering to wait as she flew down from the roof into the building.

 

“No, Emily! We don’t know if it’s safe or not?!” Charlie yelled, squirming in Vaggie’s arm with pure panic as the Seraph disappeared inside. “Shit! Vaggie, follow her down. Please.”

 

“On it.” Vaggie nodded, following close behind after Emily.

 

The pair landed inside through the gap on the roof into the abandoned warehouse, presumably where Adam was staying with Eve. Immediately both Vaggie and Charlie senses were on high alert by the dingy atmosphere, rusted metal, and darkness. Charlie looked around for any signs of either Emily or Adam through the creepy building - hoping to finally get some answers about what was going on.

 

“OH GOD!” Charlie instantly turned around with her cheeks flaring hot red. “He’s naked!”

 

“Addie, you’re alive!” Emily called out in relief.

 

Emily was far less perturbed by Adam’s nude form as she flew down to aid him. Seeing the ties on his body Emily immediately moved to attempt severing the notes with her holy light. Her hand glowed bright as she placed it over the vines. Instantly, the binds disintegrated into ash, unable to handle the heat of the holy light and freeing Adam.

 

“Is he okay?” Charlie asked, back still turned away.

 

“Yes.” Emily nodded with relief as she used her magic to instantly heal the scraps on Adam. “He’s not heavily wounded."

 

Adam’s emotions felt melded together in a clash between fear, confusion, and something else Emily wasn’t familiar with dealing. Whatever it was, the feeling was overwhelming Adam’s senses of autonomy and control - reducing him into something resembling an animal driven by primal instincts. The longer Emily performed her magic she could delve deeper into calming down Adam’s most intense feelings and attempted to subside what was causing his distress.

 

But not even the Bringer of Joy knows how to contain such intense feelings flooding her own head and heart.

 

“Don’t worry, Addie. I’m here now.” Emily cooed, having Adam’s head nestled on her lap and his chest letting out a content pur as she pet his hair.

 

Seeing the First Man in such a state was startling to both Charlie and Vaggie for different reasons. Charlie was caught off guard that the Archangel that had nearly wiped her hotel into bedrock was acting so docile, and like a cute kitten. Vaggie was shaken as her gaze shifted around the vacant atmosphere Adam had been trapped inside; clothes gone, and body exposed in a way that only one conclusion could be made about the events that took place under Eve’s hands.

 

“Is he okay?” Vaggie called out to Emily, keeping a fair distance away from the pair.

 

“I don’t know.” Emily remarked honestly, slightly shaken by his emotions but forcing herself to remain calm. “I’ve never felt Adam this way before. He feels so scared, but also it’s like he’s not all there in his mind. Something is wrong with him, but I can’t tell what it is.”

 

“Maybe I can help?” Charlie offered, pushing through the embarrassment to try making herself useful.

 

Instantly her presence roused Adam from beneath Emily’s touch as his golden-yellows shot open and shifted to stare at Charlie.

 

Adam snapped, pulling away from Emily roughly to launch himself as Charlie with a crazed look. The Princess of Hell stumbled back by the sudden attack and couldn’t even defend herself as Adam roughly pinned her to the ground. Her crimson red eyes stared in horror into the vacant golden-yellow gaze above her.

 

The chain reaction of events sent Vaggie into a panic as she swiped her angelic weapon at Adam to get him away from Charlie. Adam was able to dodge the initial attack but a quick flip of her lance Vaggie was able to slash a wound on his leg in warning. At the sight of her angelic weapon sent Adam into a frenzy of panic as she stepped closer to put herself between him and Charlie.

 

“Back! Get away from her!” Vaggie yelled aggressively.

 

Adam snarled at Vaggie, a hand clutching onto his leg as his body disappeared into the darkness of the warehouse.

 

“NO!” Emily flew to grab Vaggie’s spear to stop her. “He doesn’t understand what’s going on!”

 

“He was going to hurt Charlie!” Vaggie retorted back. “Adam isn’t acting like himself right. Something’s gotten into his head and it’s making him act like an animal right now.”

 

“That doesn’t give you the right to kill him!” Emily yelled, still refusing to let go.

 

Charlie quickly got up to try and intervene between the two girls from fighting. She struggled to pick between the two girls before deciding to tackle Emily to the ground. The Bringer of Joy cried, thrashing and screaming in Charlie’s grip as the demon held her down. During the struggle a loud crash was heard outside that nearly toppled the flimsy metal warehouse down.

 

“DON’T FORGET! THIS IS MY HOUSE BITCH!”

 

The impact seemed to be enough to snap Emily from panicking any further as she went limp in Charlie hold. Her body racked with grief and body trembling beneath Charlie’s hold.

 

“Please, not Addie…” Emily sniffed loudly.

 

“No, of course we won’t hurt him, Emily.” Charlie reassured, reluctantly letting Emily go once she stopped struggling and thrashing in her arms. “We want to help just as much as you do. Vaggie only attacked him to protect both of us.”

 

“I’m so sorry, Emily.” Vaggie wobbled with regret as her fingers flexed to loosen the grip on her spear. “I promise I didn’t act out of malicious intent.”

 

Emily shook her head to stop the former Exorcist and shook her head. “I know this isn’t your fault, Vaggie. I’m not angry.”

 

Emily’s body trembled from the shock of their connection suddenly being severed. She’d been able to sense Adam far deep within the recess of his mind but Emily had been stopped by a barrier blocking her from reaching him. That scared the young Seraph into tears as she continued to sit on her knees from the shock of losing Adam.

 

“Emily, it’s okay.” Charlie reassured, running a steady hand down her back.

 

Emily shook her head. “I can’t sense his emotions anymore in this area.”

 

The clicking of heels attached to a pair of shiny black boots could be heard announcing Lucifer’s presence. The Devil hopped on each piece of rubble to make his way inside the warehouse to where Charlie, her girlfriend, and friend stood. Charlie was the first to react as she marched straight towards her father with her hands on her hips.

 

“Dad! Why won’t you tell me anything that’s going on?!” Charlie exclaimed.

 

“Young lady, I thought I specifically said I’d explain everything to you.” Lucifer scolded, hands on his hips. “Neither you or your pretty girlfriend, Maggie, should be here.”

 

“You literally flew off before you could even tell me!” Charlie countered, exasperated by his behavior. “You could have at least told me where you were going! You made me worried sick!”

 

“I obviously couldn't stand there talking forever. You saw how crazy Eve gets about him.” Lucifer brushed off with a shrug.

 

“She’s not the only one.” Charlie grumbled under her breath.

 

“So, where is my future hubby?” Lucifer questioned with a gleeful smile.

 

“He escaped during the commotion.” Vaggie answered, looking down on the ground in guilt.

 

Lucifer clicked his tongue in disappointment. “Shame. Well, I guess that’s how the Candy Apple rolls sometimes, but we’ll find him again eventually.”

 

Sensing the third being in the room Lucifer moved to help Emily off the ground by offering a hand to help her up. The Bringer of Joy was still sitting on her knees crying fat tears that soaked onto the fabric of her lap when she left a new presence standing beside her. Emily sniffed softly, brushing away the tears slipping down her cheeks, and got up slowly off the ground. His calm, soothing emotions helped Emily settle

 

“Um, hello?” Emily asked, unusually shy and quiet. “Are you Lucifer Morningstar?”

 

“Yes, I am.” Lucifer nodded, his chest puffing out with pride. “You can also refer to me as Adam’s future husband.”

 

“Oh?” Emily gasped in surprise as a smile spread across her face, and she was suddenly back to brimming with joy. “Addie’s getting married?!”

 

Charlie groaned, hiding her face in her hands from sheer embarrassment, and wishing this nightmare would finally end.

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