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What to Expect When You're Not Expecting

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The doors to Spock’s quarters hissed open, revealing a scene of remarkable devastation. Spock stepped inside and immediately assessed the situation. Captain James T. Kirk stood calmly, facing a furious Klingon child brandishing a lirpa with surprising dexterity.

“I was gone for 3.7 hours,” Spock noted.

“It felt like an eternity,” Kirk replied, surveying the disarray.

“The extent of the damage is considerable,” Spock replied unable to comprehend how one child could wreak such havoc in so short a period of time.

Jim nodded, “Tell me about it.”

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The charred remains of the Klingon science station lay scattered across the landscape of Cetus V. A once-vast complex, sprawling over 800 meters, it was now nothing but twisted girders and scorched panels.

The U.S.S. Enterprise had arrived too late. Despite rushing to the site at Warp 8 after receiving a distress call, Kirk and his crew could not prevent the total destruction of the installation.

The devastated outpost lay at the edge of the Federation/Klingon Empire Neutral Zone, a political fault line drawn years ago by the Organians. By crossing it without authorization, Jim Kirk risked diplomatic disaster. He and Spock had fought about it, but as usual, he had won. Similar attacks had already obliterated several Federation facilities near the border, and Kirk was determined to get answers.

Kirk led a team through the wreckage. He knelt, fingers closing around a twisted length of metal half-buried in the dirt. “What do you think, Spock? It looks familiar, doesn’t it?”

Spock paused his tricorder sweep and examined the fragment. “Yes. The debris on Markus II looked quite similar. The weapons used in both cases are neither Federation nor Klingon in origin. I am detecting unusual energy signatures throughout the wreckage.”

“Any clue where it’s from?”

“Not at present, Captain. Further testing should reveal...”

Spock never finished his thought. Jim’s communicator chirped. He flipped it open. “Kirk here.”

Lieutenant Rodriguez’s voice sounded urgent. “Captain, I’ve found something you ought to see.”


Moments later, Kirk and Spock found a screaming Klingon child boxing with an Ensign.  The girl was winning. The child shrieked at the top of her lungs, her words unmistakably Klingon curses.

Spock raised a hand. “Ensign L’Val. If I may.” The ensign, flustered, handed the unruly child to Spock. He crouched and addressed her in Klingon.

yInejtaH! 

(You are being sought!)

He continued with the aid of the universal translator.

“We have come to be of service to your house. Where is your family?”

The child stood tall. Her wary eyes scanned the strangers. She gathered up her courage and spoke. “Papa is the science warrior. Mama is shieldmate to papa.  I lost them…” Her lower lip trembled as the young warrior tried to stop her tears.

Spock set a gentle hand on her small shoulder. “I promise to do all I can to find your parents.”

“You are the enemy!” she challenged.

“Today, we join to fight a common foe,” Spock replied. “One who has no honor and has done this terrible deed. You must be brave.”

The girl took a steadying breath, fists still clenched and blinked back tears. She won that battle.

Once again, Kirk surveyed the wreckage. Night was falling. “Spock, the scanners said there were no survivors.  If they were wrong about this girl…”

Ensign L’Val stepped forward. “Captain, she was found under a Bylavian dome.  It’s impervious to most anything. She must have survived the attack there.”

“Understood. Lieutenant Rodriguez, inform the crew to search for any more of these domes. After that, we call it a night. L’Val, please take the child to sickbay.”


Three hours later, Jim Kirk walked into the medical bay.  He ducked as one of McCoy’s prize scanners flew over his head.

“Come on, now!” McCoy cried, “I need that!”

The Captain of the Enterprise looked up to see a pint-sized Klingon standing by the bio bed, glaring defiantly with a second scanner still clutched in her tiny fists. Despite being half his size, she held the upper hand.

The doors whooshed behind him.  It was Spock.

“Thank the Maker,” Jim exclaimed. “Can you do something with her?”

But instead of waiting, McCoy snatched another scanner and went toward her. The girl thrust her arm forward and made contact with his shoulder. She broke the doctor’s advance with laser-sharp efficiency.

“Ow!” McCoy exclaimed, “That hurt.” He rubbed his thigh vigorously.

Spock walked over to the little one and kneeled. He spoke calmly but firmly to the girl.

You are a warrior.  A warrior knows when it is time to remain calm, to watch and to wait until the next move becomes clear.

The room fell silent. Then the girl’s expression softened. Spock estimated she was a little more than four years old. She hopped onto the biobed, offered Spock a wide, knowing grin, and then, just to keep things interesting, she glared at McCoy. Twice.

“Never took you for a baby whisperer, Spock." McCoy murmered as he cautiously ran his scanner over the child.

“How is she?” Kirk inquired.

“Strong as an ox and healthy as a horse.” McCoy replied.

Spock looked up at the bio-bed indicators.  “While Doctor McCoy’s animal analogies lack precision, they are essentially accurate.”

“Why, thank you, Dr. Spock.” McCoy replied. “So, what’s the plan gentlemen?”

Kirk shrugged. “I’ve contacted Star Fleet. They’ve asked their leading diplomat to contact the Klingon High Command to let them know we’ve found the girl.  Our initial investigation suggests that the Orion’s are at fault.”

McCoy crossed over to a cabinet and put the scanner away.

“Great.  Now until the powers on high get back to us, who’s going to watch out for the kid?”

“Perhaps, we should begin by calling “the kid” by her name,” Spock suggested. 

“B’Elyth,” She responded without hesitation.

Jim Kirk crossed closer to her and smiled. “I think I’ll call you Ellie.”

Without warning, B’Elyth dropped to the floor and unleashed a lighting quick kick to Jim’s  shin.

The Captain stifled a cry of pain.  “B’Elyth it is.”

A smug smile crossed her face.

McCoy chimed in “Star Fleet better get back with us soon.”

Jim Kirk nodded.  The next few days should prove interesting.


The doors to Spock’s quarters opened before Kirk even raised his hand to press the admittance chime. He paused on the threshold and poked his head in.

Spock turned slightly in his chair by the monitor. He raised a single finger to his lips. Then, with a slight tilt of his head, he motioned toward the center of the room.

Curled on the floor in a tangle of thick, furry blankets was B’Elyth. The little Klingon was fast asleep, her limbs sprawled in wild abandon, one tiny fist still clenched around what looked like a chewed up data stylus. A discarded toy bat’leth lay at her side.

Kirk took a careful step forward, his voice just above a whisper. “She finally gave in?”

Spock nodded, lowering his hand. “She is, as my mother would say, ‘out for the count.’”

Jim chuckled softly. “That’s an ancient Earth boxing term.”

“Indeed,” Spock replied, turning his chair more fully toward Kirk. “My mother explained that, after going ten rounds with a child, the expression is particularly apt.”

Kirk lowered himself gingerly onto the edge of the small Vulcan-style couch, careful not to disturb the quiet. “You called her?”

“She is the only authority I know with personal experience raising small beings. Unfortunately, Mother’s expertise does not extend to Klingons.” Spock folded his hands neatly in his lap. “For that, I’ve had to do extensive research.”

Kirk raised a brow. “And what did you find?”

Spock cleared his throat and began his lecture. “Klingon children respond best to direct, firm discipline. They are particularly confused by ambiguity or what is colloquially referred to as ‘mixed signals.’ Rigorous play is encouraged, as is independent exploration. Age-appropriate tasks are assigned early to instill a sense of duty and usefulness within the family unit.”

Kirk nodded slowly. “That actually sounds… reasonable.”

Spock paused, then said, “At the age of five, Klingon children are traditionally left to forage alone near the Gorge of Fire, from sunrise to sunset.”

Jim stiffened, his eyes flicking toward the sleeping child. “That sounds… less reasonable.”

Spock’s expression didn’t change. “I’m sure your cultural blinders would be summarily dismissed by the Klingons.”

Kirk blew out a quiet breath. “Yeah, well, let’s not mention the Gorge of Fire to her just yet.”

From the floor, B’Elyth snored.

“You know, Spock,” Kirk said quietly, glancing from the monitor to the pile of furs on the floor, “you’ve been pulling double duty ever since we beamed up. I honestly don’t know how you’re managing it.”

“Vulcans require significantly less sleep than humans,” Spock replied matter-of-factly.

“Still...” Jim’s gaze lingered on B’Elyth, softening. The child gave a heavy sigh as she shifted in her sleep. He hesitated, then took a breath and offered, “I could take her off your hands for a while.”

Spock’s brow lifted almost imperceptibly. “I’m not certain that would be advisable. B’Elyth can be... challenging to manage.”

Kirk leaned back on the couch, feigning casual confidence. “Tell you what. I know you’ve been eager to check on your experiments down on C Deck. I’ll stay here while you make your rounds—just a little babysitting.”

Spock studied him for a long moment, the kind of scrutiny that felt like being scanned at the molecular level. Then, at last, he stood and crossed to the door.

“If you require assistance,” he said, “do not hesitate to contact me. I will return immediately.”

Jim flashed a grin and waved him off. “No worries, Spock. What could possibly go wrong?”


The doors to Spock’s quarters hissed open, revealing a scene of remarkable devastation. Spock stepped inside and immediately assessed the situation. Captain James T. Kirk stood facing a furious child brandishing a lirpa with surprising dexterity.

Spock crossed the room in five measured strides. With a precise maneuver, he disarmed B’Elyth and secured the weapon. He knelt beside the child, speaking in hushed Klingon tones.

Kirk observed, unable to comprehend the exchange. His Klingon was rudimentary, and Spock's voice was pitched low.

After a moment, Spock lifted B’Elyth and placed her gently onto the bed. He then returned to his study area, and began to restore order to chaos. 

“I was gone for 3.7 hours,” Spock noted.

“It felt like an eternity,” Kirk replied, surveying the disarray.

“The extent of the damage is considerable.”

“Tell me about it.”

Together, they began cleaning up in silence. Spock rehung the lirpa on the wall, this time fastening it to the bulkhead with a 100-pound restraint. Kirk contacted supply to request a replacement for the shattered monitor. Spock retrieved his meditation drape and folded it meticulously.

Kirk suddenly chuckled. “She declared she had captured the battle flag and was now ruler of the Enterprise.”

Spock raised an eyebrow.

“She even deigned to speak Standard to emphasize her victory.”

Suddenly, Spock's Captain frowned.  "I'm doing this all wrong."

His First Officer replied quickly, "My quarters look significantly better than when I arrived."

"No, Spock. I'm talking about B'Elyth. She doesn't listen to me.  I can lead an armada into battle, but I can't get one small girl to mind."

Spock put the last of his displaced books back on the shelf. "That is because you have not proven yourself to her."

Jim nodded. "Like you did on the planet, when you spoke to her in Klingon and promised to find her parents."

Spock looked over at B'Elyth to ensure she was still sleeping. He turned to his Captain. "Yes, and although I fulfilled my promise, it is unfortunate that she is now an orphan.

Jim sat on the low sofa.  "So if we're her only family now, how do I earn her respect?”

Spock considered for a moment. “As it is unlikely that your Klingon could improve to a satisfactory level, I suggest performing an act of physical courage that would impress her.”

“Great. Any ideas?”

“I will give the matter serious thought.”


Later that week, Jim Kirk was beginning to suspect he wasn’t cut out for parenthood. B'Elyth had proven more challenging than he could imagine. He was grateful for the lull in activity.  He couldn't fathom how he could cope if the ship had been on a critical mission.  Fortunately, the Enterprise was star mapping along the edge of the Alpha Quadrant, where nothing called for his attention. All quiet on the western front.

Diplomatic negotiations to return B’Elyth to the proper authorities were ongoing, but the Klingons remained curiously indifferent. They issued no demands, set no deadlines, and offered no urgency. For reasons no one could quite decipher, they seemed in no hurry to reclaim the child.

Spock, ever pragmatic, had finally devised a strategy that might earn B’Elyth’s respect: a public display of the captain’s combat skill. Not a staged performance, Spock had warned, but an authentic contest, a contest the child could believe. If she suspected even a hint of deception, any trust she might develop would vanish.

Jim agreed without hesitation.

Training began immediately. With Spock’s guidance, he learned a handful of Vulcan defensive techniques that were unorthodox but effective. They emphasized control, precision, restraint. 

When he stepped into the gym, the lights were low and the air thick with anticipation. Lieutenants Patel, Achen, and Voss were already waiting, each of them briefed by Spock: the exercise had to be real. No pulling punches. No easy victories.

Jim rolled his shoulders, adjusted his stance, and let the door slide closed behind him.

It was showtime.

The gym’s ambient hum faded as Kirk stepped into the sparring circle. B’Elyth sat cross-legged in the observation gallery, her dark eyes unreadable. She said nothing—but Jim felt the weight of her gaze.

Spock stood at the edge of the mat, hands behind his back, expression blank, but Jim Kirk knew he Vulcan and he detected concern in those dark brown eyes.

Spock pushed a button. A bell chimed. The match began.

Lieutenant Patel lunged first, fast and low. Jim pivoted, letting momentum do the work as he flipped her cleanly over his shoulder. She landed hard but rolled to her feet, already circling. Achen moved next, feinting high, then striking low. Jim blocked the blow with a sharp Vulcan parry Spock had drilled into him just yesterday.

For a moment, he held his ground, graceful, efficient, even a little dangerous.

But they weren’t holding back.

Voss barreled into him from behind. Jim staggered, caught off guard, and took a hard elbow to the ribs. He dropped, rolled, regained his footing just in time to catch Patel’s boot square in the sternum.

Pain flared. His breath caught.

The sparring circle swam slightly out of focus. He planted his feet.

They came at him in waves now, a coordinated assault. This wasn’t a performance; it was an endurance trial—and Jim was only human. His moves slowed. His breath grew ragged. He landed a few solid hits.  He ducked, dodged, and even took down Achen again with a shoulder throw that made the gallery audibly gasp, but the tide had turned.

Patel locked his arm.

Voss swept his legs.

Achen’s final strike sent him crashing to the mat with a dull, echoing thud.

The chime sounded again. Match over.

Kirk lay still for a moment, breathing hard, every nerve aching. Then he pushed himself up, slowly, deliberately, and got to his feet. Blood trickled from a split lip. One eye already swelling.

He turned to his opponents, nodded once in quiet acknowledgment, and raised his hand.

“Well fought,” he said, voice hoarse but steady.

Patel saluted. Achen offered a respectful incline of her head. Even Voss, who rarely showed emotion, gave him a rare grin.

Jim turned toward the gallery.

B’Elyth was on her feet, gripping the railing. Her expression had changed, not softened, exactly, but transformed. She tilted her head, considering. Then, with the solemnity of a warrior acknowledging an equal, she gave a short, sharp nod.

Kirk smiled.

He had lost the match. But he had won something far more valuable.


Two weeks after the match, Jim headed down to Engineering to pick up B’Elyth after her “school” session. A rotating crew of volunteers had stepped in as makeshift teachers, and it turned out B’Elyth was a fast learner. She had already mastered her colors, numbers, and a handful of shapes and developed a burning interest in anything mechanical.

Today’s lesson was gravity.

Scottie had rigged up a demonstration using the anti-gravity pad, despite Spock’s cautious warning that the concept might be a bit advanced for someone so young. But Scottie had waived him off. “Nothing like a hands-on lesson,” he’d said.

When Jim walked in, he spotted the setup right away. Several objects hovered about three meters off the ground: a servo coil, a phaser coupling, and a collection of indestructible tools. All the items were various shapes and weights. Scottie and B’Elyth stood safely behind a protective shield.

"Are you ready, Lassie?

At B'Elyth's nod, Scottie moved over and allowed her to flip the switch.

The objects slammed to the deck with a satisfying clang. B’Elyth let out a squeal of pure joy.

“What do ya think?” Scottie asked, grinning.

“All different! All fall the same!” she cried.

“Aye, that’s right!” the Engineer replied. He turned to Jim, beaming. “Did you hear that, Captain? We’ve got a future engineer on our hands!”

Jim smiled. Of course she’d succeed. In the last three months, whatever B’Elyth put her mind to, she’d conquer.

“You ready for dinner?” he asked.

“Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!”

“Well, we’ll have to check with Spock first.”

“Pizza’s good.”

“Yes, but—”

“You ask Spock. He listens you.”

Jim gave a half-laugh. “Sometimes Spock listens to me. Sometimes Spock…”

“does as he likes!” B’Elyth finished with a smirk.

Jim chuckled. “Exactly.”

As they strolled toward the mess hall, B’Elyth stomping beside him, Jim felt an odd tug of worry rise in his chest. They were getting close, fast. Somehow, he and Spock built a routine that fit B’Elyth like a glove. Quietly, without fuss, they had become a team.

He’d never pictured himself raising a child with Spock, of all people. But here they were. And in the rhythm of their days, Jim had come to know Spock in a way he never expected. No grand gestures. No confessions, just... trust: quiet, constant, and undeniable.


Jim and B’Elyth stepped into his quarters. Spock stood over the viewer, back stiff, his face composed — but his eyes gave him away.

"We have received a missive from Star Fleet. B’Elyth’s  family has been found," he said, turning slowly. "A distant cousin. They’ve agreed to take her back to the Empire and raise her."

B’Elyth froze. Her eyes welled with tears.

Jim's heart clenched. He could barely breathe. He knelt beside her, just as Spock did the same.

“We will rendezvous with them in two days,” Spock said gently.

“Roun-de-zou?” she asked, brows furrowed.

Jim placed a steady hand on her small shoulder. “We’ll meet them, kiddo. They’ll take you home, where you belong.”

Her face shadowed. “I belong here. With you.”

Jim scooped her up into his arms. “B’Elyth, Spock and I love having you here. But you have a duty to your family.”

Spock leaned in, his voice low and measured as he spoke in Klingon:

"Kahless commands: Put aside personal desire. Honor your house."

Jim set her down gently. She stood tall, wiped her tears, and gave a slow, solemn nod to Spock and disappeared into her room to gather her things.

“It took them long enough,” Jim said as he collapsed on the couch.

“The High Command focused first on avenging the scientist’s death.  They destroyed the Orion pirates that attacked the colony.  Then they turned their attention to the lone survivor it seems.

“Spock, I…”

Jim’s voice trailed off. He couldn’t finish the sentence.

Spock’s face remained impassive but his voice betrayed him.  “I know, Jim.  I know.”


Two days passed faster than Jim thought possible.

Now he stood in the transporter room, Spock at his side, B’Elyth between them, with her small hands tucked into theirs. Two figures shimmered into view.

A towering Klingon woman stepped forward, dwarfing even Spock. At her side stood a squat, grizzled elder with a single eye and the unmistakable presence of a veteran warrior.

The woman nodded once, sharp and formal. “Greetings, Captain. I am K’Zana. This is my uncle, Korvan. We are in your debt for rescuing a daughter of our house.”

Jim, eyebrows lifted ever so slightly, managed to keep the surprise off his face. A gracious Klingon? That had to be a first.

Before he could respond, Korvan stepped forward, voice gravelly and unimpressed. “We have prayed to Kahless that her time with you has not made her irrevocably soft.”

Spock stepped forward, his voice calm but edged with steel. “As you can see, the girl is strong, brave, and unharmed.”

Korvan gave a grunt, unreadable. K’Zana stepped past him, eyes locked on the child.

She knelt before B’Elyth, then clasped her shoulders. “Welcome, daughter of my house. You survived. That is your strength. You are destined for greatness.”

Korvan motioned to the pad. B’Elyth hesitated, but suddenly there was a twinkle in his eye.

“What, a daughter of the house of K’Tar afraid of a journey!”

B’Elyth glared at him and stomped onto the platform.  She turned and raised her hand in goodbye and then without a word, they all shimmered out of sight.


Jim sat motionless, surrounded by an intimidating sprawl of PADDs awaiting his review. He didn’t even glance at them. All he could think about was a brave little girl who had barreled into his life and left a mark that wouldn’t fade.

The door chime sounded.

“Come.”

Spock stepped in, a tray of food in his hands.

Jim blinked. “Spock…”

“Dr. McCoy’s orders.”

Jim gestured vaguely. “Put it over there. And don’t open it. I can’t even look at food right now.”

Spock set the tray aside with a practiced calm.

“She is in good hands, Jim.”

“I know.” Jim leaned back, scrubbing a hand over his face. “I was just getting used to being a parent. Surprised the hell out of me how much I liked it.”

A wry grin crept across his face.

“And you know, Spock... you were a very good mom.”

Spock raised a brow. “Unnecessarily gendering our roles is... exceedingly 20th century of you.”

Jim chuckled  but before he could shoot back a retort, Uhura’s voice crackled over the comm.

“Incoming communiqué from the Klingon home world, Captain.”

“Put it through, Lieutenant.”

The screen lit up.

B’Elyth’s face appeared, under her usual scowl was a barely detectable note of joy. Spock stepped behind Jim so they were both in view.

“B’Elyth!” Jim grinned. “How are you?”

“I have twelve cousins!” she declared, beaming.

Spock gave a faint nod. “You are most fortunate.”

She tilted her head. “And you’re my uncles — so you have twelve cousins too!”

Jim blinked. “We're... what now?”

The screen shifted to K’Zana, regal and fierce, her tone warm but formal.

“Captain. You and the Commander have been declared "va'klan'kai" by order of the Seven Houses. You are honorary uncles for rescuing our daughter. We hope that in time, our governments will allow for deeper ties. Until then, know this: you are welcome in our house.”

Then B’Elyth’s voice piped in again, cheerful and proud.

When you visit, we’ll have pizza!”

Jim laughed. “We certainly will.”

Spock, at his side, worked very hard not to smile.

“Say goodbye for now, B’Elyth,” K’Zana said gently.

“Bye for now!” the girl chimed. The screen faded to black.

Jim exhaled. “Well... Klingon uncles. Will wonders never cease.”

“It seems not, Captain,” Spock replied evenly.

Jim stood and stretched. “You know, Spock... let’s head down to the mess. See if we can whip up some pizza.”

“I’ve already eaten.”

Jim smirked. “That’s an order, Spock.”

FIN.

 

 

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