Chapter Text
The Ninja V2
Sora: we lowkey need to change the group name
Arin: what
Arin: why
Arin: no
Arin: no we shouldn't
Frak: I think it's a good name!
Frak: it describes us perfectly :D
Sora: speak for yourself
Arin: why do you not like? :(
Sora: I mean it makes sense that you and Frak would like it
Sora: but, maybe we should change it to a name we can all agree on?
Sora: and also one that's less lame.
Frak: wdym by all?
Sora: me you Arin and Wyldfyre
Arin: wait why does Wyldfyre get a vote?
Arin: I mean she's not really active in the group
Frak: or figured out how to use her phone...
Sora: Wyldfyre knows how to use her phone
Sora: right? @Wyldfyre
Wyldfyre: a
Frak: ...
Arin: ...
Arin: does that mean you're outnumbered?
Sora: ...
Sora: we can keep the group chat name
Arin: yay
Frak: yay
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THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Lloyd: GUYS HELP
Nya: ?
Kai: ?
Zane: ?
Lloyd: I THINK I LOST ARIN
Cole: wtf again?
Jay: how do you lose a whole child
Jay: skill issue tbh
Lloyd: IM SO SERIOUD I CANY FIND HIM
Nya: Lloyd calm down
Nya: did you ask Frak or Sora?
Lloyd: your so smart gimme a second
Zane: You're*
Jay: Zane you should lowkey kys for that one
Jay: ngl
Zane: D:
Lloyd: THEYRE ALSO GONE
Lloyd: FARK AND SORA SRE ALSO GINE
Cole: heh Fark
Jay: damn
Jay: losing 3 kids in a single morning is crazy work
Lloyd: DO YOU THINK WYLDFYRE'S GINE TOO?
Cole: "GINE" he says
Lloyd: @Kai
Lloyd: @Kai
Lloyd: @Kai
Lloyd: @Kai
Lloyd: @Kai
Lloyd: @Kai
Kai: she's fine
Lloyd: oh thank goodness
Kai: probably
Lloyd: WDYM PROBABLY?!??!??
Nya: Lloyd relax
Nya: I'm sure they're ok
Kai: yeah
Kai: you're acting like every person below the age of 18 disappeared of the face the of the earth
Kai: they're probably out there eating dirt or smth
Zane: Kai is right, the odds of every person below the age of 18 to suddenly disappear is unlikely.
P.I.X.A.L: highly unlikely ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Jay: omg Pixal when did you become the elemental master of Odds?
P.I.X.A.L: ( ╹ -╹)?
P.I.X.A.L: I'm not sure I understand
Cole: honestly after the Tournament of the Sources I don't think being an elemental master has anything to do with elements anymore
Cole: like wtf does the elemental master of "propulsion" even do
Zane: I was under the impression that we all saw Lloyd use those powers during the tournament?
Zane: if you missed it, I could explain it to you
Lloyd: GUYS
Lloyd: MY KIDS
Lloyd: THEYRE FUCKING GONE
Nya: ???
Lloyd: nvm
Kai: you gave up quickly
Lloyd: nah Arin just texted me
Lloyd: they went out to Crossroads, they'll be back soon
Nya: oh
Kai: oh
Cole: tell them to get the groceries since they're already out
Jay: fatass
Cole: we both know I take that as a fucking compliment
Cole: my ass IS fat
Cole: thx for noticing
Kai: yeah it is
Nya: KAI
Lloyd: OMG
Lloyd: IM GONNA KMS
Nya: WHY IN THE GROUPCHAT??
Jay: YEAH
Jay: do your gross sexting stuff in your DM's
Kai: damn Jay didn't know you were so homophobic
Kai: during pride month too
Jay: ITS JULY????
Zane: What is sexting?
Lloyd: I'm officially ending it all
Nya: I'm joining you
Jay: I think this is enough phone time for today
Cole: pussies
Cole: I'll explain it to you Zane dwdw
Jay removed Cole from this group
Jay: I'll add him back eventually
Notes:
btw if you're wondering why the groupchat has +Nya +Lloyd +Pixal is because it's the OG groupchat from when it was just Jay, Cole, Zane and Kai +Nya (cause she wasn't a ninja yet) and they just kept adding people and couldn't be bothered to remove the + from the group name when those people became ninja lol
technically it should be "THE NINJA (+Pixal)" but oh well
also funfact! Jay is the group admin :D
Chapter 3: Rocks
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Jay: @cole
Jay: did you eat rocks as a kid
Cole: I beg your fucking pardon
Nya: where did that come from??
Jay: y'know cause he's the elemental master of earth and shit
Kai: Nya ate rocks as a kid
Nya: ???
Nya: AND YOU JUST LET ME???
Kai: I WAS LIKE 10 WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??
Nya: NOT LET YOUR INFANT SISTER EAT ROCKS??????
Cole: can't say I personally ate rocks myself
Cole: but I did force feed rocks to Lloyd once
Jay: ???
Lloyd: looking back I kinda deserved it
Nya: WHY TF DID YOU FEED ROCKS TO LLOYD??
Cole: discipline
Kai: makes sense
Nya: none of you should ever have kids
Cole: Lloyd already has 3
Cole: and Kai mitosed
Kai: I'm sorry I what
Zane: I believe what Cole meant is that you underwent the cell reproductive process known as "mitosis".
Zane: Although, as a multicellular organism, I see no way you could have gone through such a thing.
Jay: you know what organism sounds like?
Zane: Organism can refer to a multitude of living creatures, you'll need to be more specific.
Jay: no
Jay: I mean I get what you mean Zane
Jay: but it was supposed to be an orgasm joke
Zane: oh
Jay: yeah just forget about it
Jay: moment's gone
Cole: Jay why are you making orgasm jokes at your grown age
Cole: that's so immature of you
Kai: yeah personally that's grounds for a break up in my book
Kai: @Nya
Nya: no
Kai: worth a shot
Jay: Cole you literally make a dick joke like 10 minutes ago while we were playing video games???
Cole: that's different
Cole: dick jokes are sophisticated
Nya: no???
Jay: do you even know what that word means
Cole: of course I know what Dick means
Cole: just asked your mom, i told her all about it last night
Jay removed Cole from this group
Kai: you can't just kick people out of the group like that Jay
Kai: that's an abuse of power
Jay removed Kai from this group
Lloyd: bro
Jay: I'll add them back in an hour
Jay: dw
Nya: or dont
Nya: that's always an option
Zane: Considering the name of the group, it is best to add them back so it can keep correctly representing the people in the chat.
Jay: omg fine
Jay
added
Cole
to this group
Jay
added
Kai
to this group
Kai: Jay you should kill yourself
Jay removed Kai from this group
Cole: lol
Chapter Text
THE NINJA: (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Cole: listening to Sabrina Carpenter really makes me feel like a 20 something white girl
Cole: it's a strange experience
Kai: I prefer Taylor Swift
Jay: are you a Swiftie?
Kai: Hell yeah!
Kai: I love Taylor
Nya: possibly the gayest thing you said in a while
Kai: ok
Kai: what music are you listening to?
Nya: musicals
Jay: I'm listening to video game soundtracks
Cole: nobody asked Jay
Jay: ik
Jay: just thought it's worth mentioning
Kai: it's not
Cole: @Zane what are you jamming out to
Zane: I do not listen to music.
Cole: what
Lloyd: how tho
Zane: I simply do not play any music.
Zane: it's actually quite simple.
Cole: Zane I don't think we can be friends anymore
Cole: how tf can you live without music
Zane: I live like any normal person.
Jay: nonono
Jay: normal people listen to music
Lloyd: Zane I got the perfect artist for you to listen to
Zane: ?
Lloyd: Hatsune Miku
Nya: based
Jay: Hatsune Miku slaps
P.I.X.A.L: Agreed ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Jay: pix you listen to Hatsune Miku???
P.I.X.A.L: Of course ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
P.I.X.A.L: Matter of fact, I listen to a multitude of different vocaloids.
Cole: Pixal you are officially my favorite nindroid ever
P.I.X.A.L: aww, thank you Cole ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡
Zane: :(
Jay: that's what you get for not listening to music
Notes:
guys how do we feel about a Ninjago band AU?? cause I might have one cooking
it's gonna be like a battle of bands-ish situation between the ninja and the sons of garmadon. (mulit-chapter ofc)
I'm still planning it out but pls let me know if you're gonna be interested in that :D
Chapter 5: Food
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: chat
Kai: hypothetically
Jay: ?
Cole: don't call us chat
Kai: if while you were boiling water the pot started burning
Kai: like just engulfed in fire
Kai: what would you do?
Jay: kill myself
Nya: KAI HOW???
Cole: did you boil the water on the stove or with your elemental power?
Kai: stove
Cole: I see
Cole: personally I would kill myself
Kai: not helpful
Jay: tbh that would solve a lot of my problems
Lloyd: maybe try putting the fire out??
Kai: ok
Kai: how
Nya: IS THIS HAPPENING IN OUR KITCHEN???
Kai: maybe
Nya: FFS KAI
Kai: MAYBE INSTEAD OF VIRTUALLY YELLING AT YOU COME HELP???
Nya: FINE
Zane: It is highly probable that you are dealing with a grease fire. I would not recommend using water to put it out as it can cause the fire to spread.
Lloyd: Nya pls tell that the very loud splash of water I just heard WASNT you trying to put out the fire.
Nya: all I'm saying is that information could've been a lot more useful 10 seconds ago.
Jay: omg
Cole: why are you both the same breed of stupid
Nya: @zane hypothetically
Zane: ?
Nya: if we were to accidentally use water on the grease fire
Nya: and the fire spread
Lloyd: oml
Nya: what should we do?
Zane: in this hypothetical scenario, did either you or Kai get hurt?
Kai: just emotionally
Zane: turn off the stove and cover the flames with a lid.
Kai: done
Zane: has the fire stopped spreading?
Kai: I think
Kai: not completely
Nya: can we use water now?
Zane: No.
Zane: I am on my way.
Cole: can't believe you need Zane's help with this
Cole: you know how many grease fires I started and put out all on my own?
Jay: a lot Cole.
Jay: we were there
Lloyd: @Kai why tf were you boiling water in the first place???
Kai: lowkey
Kai: idk
Jay: fr?
Kai: I forgot!
Kai: no biggie
Lloyd: you know that fire could've burn down the whole monastery, right?
Kai: but it didn't
Zane: Lloyd, if it's alright with you I would like to propose a new house rule.
Lloyd: go ahead
Zane: no one is allowed to cook in the kitchen without alerting me and getting my permission.
Lloyd: sounds reasonable
Lloyd: all in favor say I
Lloyd: I
Nya: I
Cole: I
Jay: I
Zane: I
P.I.X.A.L: I
Kai: you all suck
Chapter 6: Favorites
Chapter Text
THE NINJA V2
Arin: okokok
Arin: who is y'all's favorite ninja's
Arin: I gotta know
Frak: Cole obviously!
Sora: easy
Sora: Nya
Arin: how can you choose so easily??
Arin: I can't pick just one!
Arin: they're all my favorite
Sora: if all the Ninja were about to fall into a volcano and you could only save one, who would you save
Arin: I have a few questions first
Sora: shoot
Arin: can't they save themselves?
Sora: no, you are they're only way to safety
Arin: can't Cole and Nya just use there elementals powers tho??
Frak: let's say, for the sake of the scenario
Frak: me and Sora already saved Cole and Nya
Arin: ok
Arin: is it possible that after I save one of them, the 3 of us go back to save the others?
Sora: no
Arin: y
Sora: uhhhh
Frak: ground's very unstable
Sora: ye
Arin: but now we're back to Cole being able to use his elemental powers to save the others
Sora: omg
Sora: for the sake of the question, they all lost their elemental powers
Arin: how
Frak: the elemental cup thing from the tournament?
Arin: so Roby's evil in this scenario?
Sora: y'know what
Sora: sure why not
Frak: let's hope Wyldfyre doesn't find this convo
Arin: ummmmm
Arin: I still don't know who I'll save!
Sora: ffs
Frak: At this point, you took too long to decide so the ground collapsed and they all died
Arin: D:
Sora: look what you've done Arin
Sora: shame
Frak: shame
Arin: now I'm really hoping this situation never happens in real life
Frak: yeah
Sora: at least we know not to let Arin decide if it does happen in real life
Frak: really thought you were gonna say Lloyd tho
Arin: I mean
Arin: if you were to ask me this question before I got to know them all personally, I definitely would've said Lloyd
Sora: why didn't you say Lloyd now then??
Arin: cause I dunno if he's my favorite anymore!!
Sora: oml
Chapter 7: Brainrot
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Jay: what do you guys know about brainrot
Cole: what
Cole: we are NOT having this conversation
Jay: come onnnnn
Jay: it's not that bad
Kai: istg if you start talking about that shark or wtv I'm coming to your room and punching you in the face
Jay: the fact that you know about the shark is already plenty
Jay: you gotta be in the deep end for that
Kai: ???
Cole: these type of conversations is why nobody talks to you
Lloyd: wtf is brainrot
Zane: according to a quick google search:
Zane: Brain rot refers to material of low or addictive quality, typically in online media, that preoccupies someone to the point it is said to affect mental functioning.
Lloyd: thx Zane
Kai: the fact that Jay consumes it should really tell you a lot about where he's at in life
Jay: I don't ACTIVELY consume it
Jay: it's just unavoidable where your on the internet
Cole: I've managed to avoid it just fine
Kai: same
Nya: guys it's like 2 am go to sleep
Jay: sorry Nya but this is an important conversation to have
Cole: it's really not
Lloyd: great advice Nya
Lloyd: matter of fact I'll turn my phone off to avoid using it when I should be sleeping
Lloyd: goodnight
Kai: Jay I gotta know
Kai: why tf did you ask us about brainrot
Jay: I'm just curious how far gone you guys are
Cole: I'm done
Cole left this group
Kai: this is why nobody likes you Jay
Jay removed Kai from this group
Nya: ...
Nya: Jay pls go to sleep
Jay: fine
Jay: Goodnight ml <3
Nya: night <3
Chapter Text
THE NINJA
Kai: guys look
Kai: I made a new group chat
Cole: we really don't need another one
Zane: why are Jay and Pixal not in this group?
Kai: well Pixal is technically a Samurai not a Ninja
Kai: and I don't like Jay
Nya: you can't be serious
Lloyd: that's a terrible reason
Cole: nah Kai's got a point
Cole: but we really don't need another groupchat
Zane: Cole is right, we already have about 14 group chats together, we do not need more.
Kai: 14 groupchats that have you in them Zane
Kai: we have more
Nya Changed the name of this group
THE NINJA (-Jay)
Nya: if you're gonna exclude him, at least make it more obvious
Nya: 90% of our groups are called "THE NINJA"
Lloyd: it gets confusing who's in what chat
Kai: skill issue tbh
Cole: yeah I'm leaving
Cole left this group
Kai added Cole to this group
Kai: why leave? :(
Cole: I have enough chats on my phone
Cole: I don't need another one taking up storage
Cole left this group
Kai added Cole to this group
Cole: Kai stop
Cole left this group
Kai added Cole to this group
Cole: stop
Cole left this group
Kai added Cole to this group
Nya: ok now you're just doing that to piss him off
Kai: maybe
Cole left this group
Kai added Cole to this group
Cole: I'm blocking you
Cole left this group
Lloyd: lol
Kai: WTF HE ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME
Kai: IT SAYS I CANT ADD HIM
Nya: it's almost like he did exactly what he said he was gonna do
Zane changed the name of this group
THE NINJA (-Jay -Cole)
Zane: :)
Nya: lmao
Kai: fuck this
Kai left this group
Lloyd: cool I'm the admin now
Lloyd added P.I.X.A.L to this group
Lloyd changed the name of this group
THE SMARTEST NINJA
Nya: nice
P.I.X.A.L: And accurate! (˶' ꒳ '˶)
Notes:
Like I said in some other notes I'm working on a Ninago band AU and I need some help
if you have some songs that you think the Ninja would play/write as a band I'll appreciate if you could comment them!
I'm not gonna write brand new songs for this fic and I want the readers to have a better Idea of what songs the characters are singing/playing. (Nya is the singer of the band so songs with a female singer are preferred but ofc comment whatever you want :D )I want each chapter to have it's own playlist with the songs that are going to be played in the fic itself but I only have so many songs in my own playlist that'll fit the vibe.
ty in advance! :3
Chapter 9: Training
Chapter Text
Master Lloyd and his mega awesome students
1:45 AM
Sora: @Lloyd
Sora: @Lloyd
Sora: @Lloyd
Sora: @Lloyd
Sora: @Lloyd
Lloyd: why are you up
Sora: just wanted to ask when training is tomorrow
Sora: or today ig
Lloyd: crack of dawn, like always
Lloyd: now go to sleep, you're gonna need it
Sora: word
Sora: thx
2:32 AM
Frak: @Lloyd
Frak: does the training start at the crack of dawn or are we waking up at the crack of dawn
Lloyd: does it matter??
Frak: yes
Lloyd: why
Frak: well, if we wake up at the crack of dawn, I assume we'll have time to brush our teeth and stuff
Frak: but if the training starts at the crack of dawn, we have to wake up before to get ready
Sora: good point
Lloyd: omg
Lloyd: you wake up at the crack of dawn
Frak: ok thx
4:58 AM
Arin: @Lloyd
5:00 AM
Arin: @Lloyd
5:02 AM
Arin: @Lloyd
Lloyd: what??
Arin: is breakfast included in the before training "getting ready" thing or are we eating during training
Lloyd: pls tell me you're joking
Arin: ...
Arin: are we eating after training then..?
Lloyd: y'know what
Lloyd: training starts now
Arin: what?!
Lloyd: @Sora @Frak
Lloyd: get up, meet me outside in 10 minutes
Sora: excuse me???
Frak: bold of you to assume we were asleep
Lloyd: make that 5
Arin: WE CANT GET READY THAT FAST???
Lloyd: not my problem
Sora: you're kidding
Sora: pls tell me you're kidding
Lloyd: congratulations you just wasted a minute
Lloyd: anyone not out here in 4 minutes gets a punishment
Arin: what kind of punishment...?
Lloyd: 500 sets of everything
Sora: WHAT
Frak: 500?!!
Lloyd: better get moving
Chapter 10: Favorites Part 2
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: @Lloyd
Kai: you have a favorite child, right?
Lloyd: what
Nya: Arin's his favorite obviously
Lloyd: ??
Lloyd: wdym favorite child
Lloyd: I don't have kids
Kai: ...
Nya: ...
Jay: me when I lie
Cole: I'm like 90% sure that after the merge you were too busy birthing Arin and Sora and that's why you didn't look for us
Jay: solid theory
Jay: who's the father tho
Kai: we were looking for you???
Lloyd: I WAS TOO BUSY WHAT
Lloyd: HUH?????
Zane: as interesting as that theory is, Cole.
Zane: Lloyd is a male, males cannot get pregnant and give birth.
Cole: doesn't stop me from trying ;)
Nya: bro
Nya: @Kai, this your man?
Kai: I don't wanna talk about it
Lloyd: D:
Jay: BACK ON TOPIC
Jay: Lloyd who's your favorite child
Lloyd: I don't have children
Kai: OMFG FINE
Kai: who's your favorite student
Lloyd: I don't have one
Nya: omg
Jay: me when I lie
Jay: again
Lloyd: I'm not lying!
Kai: every parent has a favorite child
Cole: ye
Cole: like how I was obviously master Wu's favorite
Nya: sure you were
Cole: you're just a hater
Lloyd: I really don't have a favorite
Lloyd: but if we're talking about best student, which is totally different than favorite
Kai: whatever helps you sleep at night green bean
Lloyd: then yeah, Arin is probably my BEST student
Jay: see? That wasn't so hard
Jay: we all knew Arin was your favorite child
Lloyd: BEST STUDENT
Nya: ok buddy
Cole: we know what you mean
Cole: your secret's safe with us
Chapter 11: Villians
Notes:
2 updates in one day???? crazy ik
this is a special chapter with our main bad guy from dragon's rising! mostly Cinder and Jordana tho
they're dynamic if really funny to me for some reason lol I imagine the group is pretty dead aside from Cinder and Jordana sending tiktoks and stuff in there.
hope you like it :D maybe I'll write more of them idk
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Cinder has changed the name of this group
Hot Evil Babes Taking Over The World
Jordana: ??
Jordana: why'd you changes the group name??
Cinder: wdym
Jordana: what do you mean "wdym"
Cinder: ?
Cinder: are you stupid?
Jordana: no
Cinder: I didn't change the group name
Jordana: you did though
Cinder: nope
Cinder: was always like this
Jordana: no??
Cinder: literally was but ok
Jordana: stop gaslighting me
Cinder: I'm not
Cinder: I think Rox taking over you mind fucked with your memories
Jordana: it literally says you changes the group name??
Cinder: no it doesn't
Jordana: [yes-it-does.png]
Jordana: explain this then??
Cinder: clearly AI
Jordana: omfg
Frak: im pretty sure it had a different name
Jordana: ...
Cinder: ...
Jordana: why are you still in this group chat??
Frak: you didnt remove me
Jordana: ...
Cinder: good job Jordana
Cinder: you fucked it
Frak: I mean, none of us are really part of Ras's team anymore so I guess it makes sense to change the name
Jordana: none of us are on any team
Cinder: me and Jordana just use this group to send memes and shit
Frak: I'm on the ninja team now tho
Jordana: show off
Frak: and Cinder arent you in prison???
Cinder: they let me keep my phone
Frak: fr?
Jordana: I was surprised too
Frak: everyone else is still in this group
Frak: don't they get annoyed when you send stuff?
Jay: not when they send good memes
Frak: um
Cinder has removed Jay from this group
Cinder: problem solved
Frak: what about Nokt and Ras??
Nokt has left this group
Jordana: how-
Cinder: I love when my problems solve themselves
Frak: and Ras?
Cinder: he doesn't check his phone
Cinder: we can spam him and he won't even know
Jordana: or care
Frak: that can't be true
Cinder: watch
Cinder: @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras
Cinder: @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras
Cinder: @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras
Cinder: @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras @Ras
Ras: if you all don't stop soon I'll find you and smash all of your phones into pieces
Cinder: ...
Cinder has left this group
Jordana has left this group
Frak has left this group
Notes:
Cinder is the group admin but I like how he automatically got mad at Jordana for the fact Frak was still in the groupchat lol
Chapter 12: Spiders
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: @cole
Kai: @zane
Kai: help
Kai: someone
Kai: pls
Kai: @Nya
Kai: @Nya
Kai: @Nya
Kai: @Nya
Nya: what happened this time?
Kai: spider
Kai: big ass spider
Kai: send help
Jay: pussy
Cole: dude just kill it
Kai: ITS FUCKING HUGE I AINT GOING NEAR IT
Nya: don't kill it!
Nya: just like- place a cup on it or smth
Kai: ITS ON MY BED
Kai: HELP
Lloyd: it can't be that bad
Kai: [big-ass-spider.png]
Kai: YEAH IT IS
Lloyd: OMG WHY IS IT SO BIG
Lloyd: WTF
Jay: that's what she said
Nya: >:(
Jay: sry
Cole: I'm coming to kill it
Cole: dw bbg
Jay: ew
Jay: don't call Kai bbg in the gc
Zane: Cole, I advise against killing that spider. The reason behind its bigger body is likely because it is pregnant, killing it would only release the baby spiders directly onto Kai's bed.
Kai: ZANE YOU REALLY NEED TO START SENDING THESE MESSAGES FASTER
Kai: IT JUST FUCKING EXPLODED INTO A MILLION SPIDERS ON MY FUCKING BED
Lloyd: ew
Kai: IM GONNA KMS OMG ITS DISGUSTING
Nya: that's why you release bugs back into the wild instead of killing them
Nya: karma's a bitch
Kai: I wasn't even the one who killed it????
Cole: I'll never be clean again
Lloyd: you good?
Cole: I think I have little baby spiders in every hole in my body
Jay: every hole???
Jay: you sure??
Cole: oh I'm sure
Nya: jeez...
Kai: @Zane
Kai: what do we do about the million baby spiders currently locked in my room
Zane: ...
Zane: I'll call an exterminator
Chapter 13: Worms
Notes:
I'm lowkey running out of ideas for this fic lmao
if you have any ideas you'd like to see in this fic, pls comment them and I'll try my best to make them into a reality :D
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: would you guys still love me if I was a worm
Jay: bold of you to assume I love you now
Nya: depends
Zane: no
Cole: no
Lloyd: probably
Lloyd: worms are nice
Kai: thank you Lloyd for saying the closest thing to the correct answer
Kai: @cole WTF???
Cole: ??
Cole: why r u attacking me but not Zane??
Kai: because I'm not dating Zane???
Kai: explain yourself
Cole: have you ever seen a worm up close? It's disgusting
Kai: you wouldn't even keep me in a jar and feed me leafs every day??? :(
Zane: leaves*
Jay: I'd put you in a jar and shake it until your little worm body stops moving
Kai: ...
Cole: ...
Lloyd: what
Nya: Jay wtf
Jay: it's a hypothetical question! Does it really matter what I answer??
Jay: I'm not fr dw
Cole: still a little fucked up
Jay: you said you wouldn't love him if he was a worm
Cole: I didnt know keeping him in a jar was a valid option
Cole: but now I won't even do that considering what you said you'll do with the jar
Jay: you guys are taking it way to seriously
Nya: change of topic
Nya: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?
Lloyd: yeah
Zane: yes
P.I.X.A.L: absolutely
Jay: I would love you no matter what. I'll build and take care of a whole garden just so you can have the most high quality plants to eat and live the best worm life ever.
Kai: @cole NOW THATS HOW YOU ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
Nya: awwww Jayyy <3
Kai: wait why did you all say yes to Nya but not me
Kai: guys wtf
Cole: um
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Jay: now we don't have to answer
Cole: good
Cole: I lowkey said yes to Nya just to piss him off
Lloyd: how are you two in a happy relationship
Chapter 14: Intervention
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: anyone know where the alcohol is?
Kai: I wanna mix myself some drinks
Zane: I wasn't aware you were capable of mixing drinks?
Kai: Dareth taught me a few years ago
Kai: ik it sound bad but he was actually a half decent bartender
Cole: no
Kai: ?
Cole: I will not condone this addiction any longer
Kai: ??
Nya: Kai this is an intervention
Kai: ???????
Kai: for what???
Lloyd: your alcoholism
Kai: what
Cole: we know it's going to be hard to admit you have a problem
Kai: because I don't???
Nya: Kai it's ok
Nya: we'll support you through your recovery journey
Kai: I don't need an intervention
Cole: keep telling yourself that
Lloyd: your bad habits are tearing this family apart Kai
Kai: ???
Kai: is this like a group gaslighting thing you guys suddenly decide to do???
Jay: look at him, the alcohol is making him confused
Jay: bet he doesn't even know where he is
Kai: I do know where I am
Cole: where are you then
Kai: the kitchen
Nya: probably feeding his addiction
Kai: 1. it's hard to feed a non existent addiction
Kai: 2. even if I wanted to I can't find the fucking alcohol???
Lloyd: he's not even trying to hide it anymore
Kai: you guys are really starting to get on my nerves
Zane: anger is some of the first signs that recovering addicts show.
Zane: we appreciate you stopping for us Kai :)
Kai: IM NOT AN ADDICT???
Jay: denial
Kai: can I just mention that the only one of us who has ACTIVELY gotten black out drunk
Kai: ON PURPOSE
Kai: MULTIPLE TIMES
Kai: is Jay?
Jay: ...
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Jay: he's projecting
Jay: the alcohol is messing with his memories
Cole: like you're one to talk about messed up memories
Jay has removed Cole from this group
Lloyd: why do you always ONLY remove Kai and Cole
Jay has removed Lloyd from this group
Jay: he was asking for it
Nya: oml
Notes:
can you tell Kai is my fav based on how much I've been torturing him in this fic lately?
I've been a Kai girly since day . his bad humor and excessive amount of hair jell allures me.
also his sister #bisexual
Chapter 15: Sleep
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Jay: @Lloyd
Jay: next time you go get a midnight snack and you walk by my room can you like
Jay: turn off your eyes or smth?
Kai: ??
Lloyd: excuse me
Jay: y'know cause they're really fucking bright
Jay: lowkey don't think they should be glowing THAT much but wtv
Nya: did Lloyd's glowing eyes wake you up??
Jay: nah I was already up but it was disturbing
Lloyd: I don't think I can do that—
Jay: I mean Zane can do it
Cole: Zane's a nindroid dumbass
Cole: his eyes quite literally have an off button
Jay: anything has an off button if you try hard enough
Kai: wtf does that even mean
Lloyd: wait I wasn't even up at midnight??
Lloyd: I was asleep
Jay: it might've been like a 5am snack
Jay: but still
Nya: you mean near dawn??
Lloyd: so I was kinda getting breakfast around that time
Cole: Jay when did you go to sleep?
Jay: ...
Jay: I don't wanna talk about it
Nya: is that why you woke up at like 5pm today
Jay: I got enough sleep
Zane: I'm afraid going to bed after we've all woken up isn't maintaining a healthy sleep schedule, even if you get at least 8 hours of sleep. It could potentially harm both your mental and physical health.
Jay has removed Zane from this group
Jay: I'm fine
Jay: I sleep enough
Nya: not at the correct hours tho
Kai: ye
Kai: human interaction is important
Jay: shut up
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Cole: you can't just remove us from the group whenever you feel attacked
Jay: I literally can but ok
Nya: maybe you shouldn't be the group admin anymore...
Jay: WHAT
Jay: NO
Jay: IF I ADD THEM BACK CAN I KEEP BEING ADMIN PLSPLSPLSPLS
Nya: ...
Nya: sure
Jay has added Zane to this group
Jay has added Kai to this group
Cole: we seriously need to talk about your abuse of admin power
Zane: and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule
Jay: yeah wtv idc
Lloyd: what's wrong with my eyes :(
Notes:
gonna try writing more of Jay in honor of my Jay loving friend that I forced into reading this fic
Chapter 16: Admins
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Nya: I have a proposal to make
Cole: omg are you finally gonna propose to Jay
Cole: weird way to do it through the group chat but I don't judge
Nya: what
Nya: no
Cole: oh
Jay: :(
Kai: what it is sis?
Nya: so I'm sure we've all noticed SOMEONE's abuse of the admin powers in this group
Kai: we all know it's Jay idk why you feel the need to make it anonymous
Jay: don't make me kick you
Nya: and THAT is exactly what I mean
Nya: so my proposal is this, we each get our chance to be the group admin, after everyone had a turn we vote who would be best for group admin!
Zane: that sounds like a great idea!
Jay: unnecessary
Jay: I'm an amazing group admin
Cole: ok
Cole: but Kai doesn't get a turn
Kai: WHAT WHY
Lloyd: I mean you're already the admin of like 20 different groups we have
Cole: ye and this is our main chat
Cole: seems a bit unfair to me
Nya: also the first thing you'll probably do as group admin is kick Jay out
Kai: ...
Kai: I cannot confirm nor deny that statement
Jay: OR
Jay: we all collectively agree this is stupid and I stay the group admin
Lloyd: so basically the only person who doesn't go on a power trip gets to be the group admin, permanently?
Nya: yeah pretty much
Jay: NEED I REMIND YOU
Jay: I have been the group admin since THE BEGINNING
Jay: BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW LLOYD EXISTED
Lloyd: ouch
Cole: change can be good
Jay: NO
Jay: CHANGE BAD
Jay: VERY BAD
Zane: Nya, since this was your idea, I believe it's only fair that you would have the first turn.
Nya: I couldn't agree more
Nya: Jay?
Jay: can I pretty pls keep being the group admin plsplsplspls
Jay: I promise I'll try not to kick Kai out as much
Nya: honey
Jay: fine
Jay has made Nya an admin
Jay is no longer an admin
Jay: my power :'(
Nya: nice
Nya has removed Kai from this group
Cole: WTF???
Zane: :0
Nya: ok I get why Jay kicks you guys out so much
Nya: it's fun
Lloyd: I think that counts as a power trip
Nya: right
Nya: shit
Cole: what a short lived victory
Nya: ok Lloyd your turn
Nya has made Lloyd an admin
Nya is no longer an admin
Lloyd: wdym my turn???
Cole: lets set some ground rules
Cole: Lloyd, go a week without going on the a power trip, and you get to be group admin for forever
Lloyd: I don't wanna be admin tho
Cole: too bad
Lloyd has added Kai to this group
Jay: just asking
Jay: if nobody manages to make it past a week, do I get to be admin again?
Zane: if none of us can handle the role, I do believe it's only fair to give you back your original position :)
Jay: good to know
Kai: @Nya
Kai: can't believe you just fucking did that
Nya: cry about it
Kai: I will
Notes:
is this my attempt at some sort of plot? maybe
is it gonna be good? probably not oh wellprepare for probably a lot more Jay in upcoming chapters, I have big plans for him.
Chapter 17: Sabotage
Notes:
second update of the day because this fic is lowkey and the only thing in my life rn and I wanna keep pumping out chapters.
starting tomorrow it'll most likely be daily updates until this little storyline if over, I got most of it planned out and I really hope you all will like it :D
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
THE CORE FOUR
Jay: @everyone
Jay: ok who here actually wants Lloyd as the group admin
Jay: be honest
Cole: you're just mad you can't go on power trips anymore
Jay: I can in this group so watch yourself
Kai: I don't understand why I can't have a turn
Zane: we explained why
Jay: whatever
Jay: Lloyd isn't gonna last a week
Zane: true
Zane: but there is no harm in letting him try
Kai: being an admin isn't that hard tho??
Kai: also it's Lloyd
Kai: no way he goes on a power trip
Cole: Kai, be honest with yourself
Kai: fine
Kai: no way he goes on a power trip that fast
Jay: but he will eventually
Zane: you go on power trips all the time
Jay: not the point
Cole: it's a little the point
Zane: what is the point then, Jay?
Jay: why don't the four of us agree to mess with whoever's the group admin until they give up or we get stuck with someone actually responsible
Cole: like Zane
Zane: or Pixal
Jay: OR ME???
Kai: isn't this just agreeing to fuck with each other???
Jay: ig
Cole: trust me, even if we're aware the others are fucking with us for the sake of fucking with us
Cole: we'll all snap eventually
Jay: true
Kai: fine
Kai: what now then?
Jay: we bully Lloyd out of the admin position
Cole: finally, justified bullying
Zane: won't Lloyd kicking us out of the group for bullying count as justified too? It won't exactly be a power trip.
Jay: to him it'll seem justified
Jay: but maybe to other people? Not so much
Kai: so bullying and gaslighting?
Cole: and victim blaming
Kai: sign me up
Jay: AND it's technically group bonding
Jay: for us
Cole: checks all the boxes
Zane: as much as I am against the idea of bullying Lloyd
Zane: he has enough on his plate, being the admin of our main group can get... messy
Jay: that's why I'm the best candidate! I've endured it for YEARSSSSS
Cole: we'll see
Jay: yeah, that I'm right
Notes:
funfact!
I imagine Jay created the "CORE FOUR" group chat somewhere between s4-s5, too many people were in the other group and he wanted somewhere just for the four of them to chat without Nya or Lloyd or Pixal judging them, like the good old days :D
nowdays the group chat is mostly for memes or reminiscing, it's not really used that often.
Chapter 18: Colors
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Kai: what is the worst color and why is it lowkey green
Lloyd: I beg your fucking pardon
Nya: where is this coming from??
Cole: let the man speak his truth Nya
Kai: ye
Kai: nothing wrong with me expressing myself
Lloyd: you're right
Lloyd: but I would like to hear an explanation as to why
Nya: tbh same
Kai: don't get me wrong, most green is perfectly fine
Kai: y'know nature and shit
Lloyd: uh huh
Kai: but there's this one shade of green that absolutely disgusts me
Lloyd: really?
Kai: yeah!
Nya: oml
Kai: I think it was, I dunno...
Kai: #089000
Lloyd has removed Kai form this group
Cole: bro???
Jay: power abuse much?
Lloyd: I will not have anyone disrespecting #089000
Lloyd: other greens I can understand
Lloyd: but NOT #089000
Cole: it's just a color??
Lloyd: NOT TO ME
Jay: ...
Jay: that's a little weird
Zane: agreed
Lloyd has removed Jay from this group
Nya: ok thats enough
Nya: pass the torch green bean, you had your fun
Lloyd: :(
Lloyd
has made
Cole
admin
Lloyd
is no longer admin
Cole: sweet!
Nya: add them back
Cole: do I have to?
Zane: yes
Cole
had added
Kai
to this group
Cole
has added
Jay
to this group
Cole: I'm gonna be an awesome admin
Cole: just you wait
Jay: we'll see about that
Kai: you will all crack eventually
Nya: why are you being so ominous???
Zane: there is nothing to worry about Nya, I promise :)
Nya: I feel like you're lying
Nya: but I can't prove it
-=+=-=+=-=+=-
THE CORE FOUR
Jay: @Kai
Jay: How'd you know that'll work???
Kai: I just know Lloyd really well
Kai: that's the hex code of the color of his favorite gi
Cole: fr??
Jay: that's insane
Cole: still
Cole: getting so upset about a color is crazy
Kai: eh
Jay: some people can get very defensive of their favorite colors
Cole: I get that ig
Cole: but down to hex code??
Zane: I do find #2dd1ec to be a shade of light blue that's very nice on the eyes
Jay: ...
Cole: ....
Kai: ...
Cole: ok but that's like normal for Zane
Kai: I may not know the exact hex code of my favorite color, but I do know it's probably Red
Jay: I'd be surprised if it wasn't red
Kai: @Cole, won't you get mad if someone started slandering your favorite color?
Cole: I don't have a favorite color
Cole: I don't think
Jay: what
Kai: how??
Jay: even Zane has a favorite color?? wtf Cole??
Cole: no color really speaks to me
Kai: not even brown??
Kai: or like a shade of orange??
Zane: Brown is a shade of orange
Jay: you wear those colors all the time??
Cole: ik
Cole: just because I look good in them doesn't mean they're my favorite colors
Jay: you disgust me
Kai: we're gonna make you life as an admin hell for this
Jay: we were already planning on that but y'know
Jay: it's about the principle of it
Cole: good luck
Cole: I'm not gonna snap that easily
Jay: we'll see about that
Kai: don't be so sure pretty boy
Jay: ...
Cole: ...
Zane: ...
Cole: ok you made it weird
Zane: agreed
Kai: HOW???
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Notes:
fun fact!
the hex codes used in this chapter are the actual hex codes of their gi's :DLloyd's is from his gi throughout s11-s15(might be s14 I dont remember) and Zane's is the accent color of his first dragons rising gi!
Chapter 19: Cookies
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Cole: @Zane
Cole: where'd you put the cookies you made yesterday? I can't find em
Zane: are they not in the jar on the counter?
Cole: there's no jar
Zane: that's strange
Lloyd: the jar was there when I took one this morning
Lloyd: you sure you're looking at the right place?
Cole: I'm sure Lloyd
Cole: it's a little hard to miss a jar full of delicious looking cookies
Jay: me and Kai finished them
Kai: ye
Cole: you what
Nya: why are you guys like this
Lloyd: since when do the two of you do stuff together
Cole: the jar was almost full tho
Kai: we thought you had some already so you wouldn't mind if we ate them
Jay: I mean, the jar was maybe half full
Cole: I know what you're trying to do
Kai: we're not trying to do anything
Cole: it's not gonna work
Cole: I'm calm and collected
Jay: dw
Jay: we believe you
Cole: why should I kick you from the group when I can just beat you up irl
Kai: ...
Kai: what
Jay: pls don't
Kai: you won't beat me up tho right?
Kai: cause you love me and shit?
Lloyd: BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET
Lloyd: @Cole, there should be some left over pie in the fridge, Frak and Arin made a bunch a few days ago.
Cole: RIGHT
Cole: TY LLOYD
Jay: heh
Cole: ...
Cole: I'm killing both of you
Kai: we can stop if you just do a very simple thing
Cole: omfg
Jay: :)
Cole has made Zane admin
Cole is no longer an admin
Kai: NICE
Jay: only 2 more to break
Cole: I hate you both so much rn
Kai: I'll bake you some cookies myself <3
Nya: NO YOU WONT
Nya: we can't risk the monastery burning down
Kai: right..
Zane: I'll make another batch :)
Cole: TY ZANE
Cole: MARRY ME
Zane: I'm not sure how Pixal would take to that Idea
-=+=-=+=-=+=-
THE CORE FOUR
Cole: @eveyone
Cole: you didn't actually eat all the cookies right???
Kai: nah
Kai: way too many calories
Jay: we had like maybe 4 between the two of us and gave the rest to the kids
Cole: and they finished them..?
Kai: yeah
Cole: aw :(
Jay: yes very sad
Jay: ANYWAYS
Jay: @Zane what pisses you off
Zane: That is not information I will be sharing!
Zane: it was a nice attempt though :)
Jay: dammit
Kai: ok we gotta put our brains together and think off times we saw Zane pissed off
Cole: i literally can't even remember one time rn
Cole: and im not gonna help the two of you, you crossed a line messing with my food
Jay: omg
Kai: ok Jay, just you and me
Cole: why are u even helping Jay?? This doesn't benefit you at all??
Jay: shut up
Jay: I don't think he realized it yet
Kai: eh, it was getting a bit boring
Kai: and since apparently I don't get a turn, I might as well ruin everyone else's
Cole: you can't be serious
Kai: I am
Chapter 20: Annoyance
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Zane: @Kai @Jay
Kai: what
Jay: gonna rub it in our faces that it's almost been a week and we didn't break you yet?!
Jay: jackass
Zane: that is not what I was planning to do but considering the insult you just threw my way, I'm considering it.
Cole: lmao
Kai: alright
Kai: what do you want Zane?
Zane: to simply show you this
Zane has made P.I.X.A.L admin
Zane is no longer admin
Kai: WHAT
Jay: JUST LIKE THAT???
P.I.X.A.L: ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Cole: Zane WHAT??
Cole: why let them win???
Zane: words cannot express how INSUFFERABLE the last few days have been for me.
Zane: I have come to the realization that being group admin is simply not worth it.
Cole: ???
Nya: WTF DID YOU TWO DO???
Kai: wait we actually annoyed you
Jay: but you looked so calm??
Zane: I AM A VERY CALM PERSON
Zane: usually
Lloyd: HOW TF DID YOU PISS ZANE OFF SO BADLY???
Lloyd: ITS ZANE
Zane: I tried to endure the two of you, I really did
Nya: I always knew that if Kai and Jay stopped being idiots and actually worked together they would be an unstoppable force
Nya: but I didn't think it would happen
Jay: crazy reveal
Jay ON THAT NOTE
Lloyd: you can't be serious
Jay: Zane, what pisses off Pixal :3
Zane: from my experience, me speaking like a film noir detective and narrating everything around me out loud.
Zane: but I don't know how well it will work out for you
Jay: what
Cole: ok what could possibly be the context for that
Kai: I'm still shocked we actually managed to break Zane
Jay: yeah it happened, now get over it
Jay: we gotta brainstorm how to annoy Pixal, both outside and inside the chat
P.I.X.A.L: why do you need to annoy me? ('^' ?)
Kai: have you not been keeping up with the chat??
Cole: we got mad that Jay kept going to power trips so we're all taking turn to see who can make the best group admin
P.I.X.A.L: okay
P.I.X.A.L: how does that relate to "pissing me off" ∘ ∘ ∘ (ᵕ—ヮ —) ?
Cole: Kai and Jay are sabotaging everyone so Jay will go back to being the sole admin in the group
P.I.X.A.L: I see
Lloyd: IS THAT WHATS GOING IN???
Lloyd: IVE BEEN SO CONFUSED
Nya: how did you not piece it together faster???
Lloyd: IDK IM SLOW
Chapter 21: Victory?
Notes:
this is the last chapter of this little story arc! hope you all liked it :D
the fic will keep updating with the regular random chapters (and maybe more story one if im feeling like it)
I'll also try to keep the daily updates thing, considering how easy writing for this fic is most of the time, but no promises. Writing for this fic might be easy but coming up with the ideas is hard :(
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Nya: welp
Nya: one week is official up
Nya: everyone bow down to Pixal, the new group admin
P.I.X.A.L: that really isn't necessary
Jay: COME ON
Jay: pix
P.I.X.A.L: (╹-╹)?
Jay: are you really prepared for this?
Jay: ik being group admin sounds really easy but it's a big responsibility!
Kai: we're horrible
Jay: just so bad
Cole: "with great power comes great responsibility" sounding ass speech
P.I.X.A.L: I appreciate the concern, Jay, but I'll be fine (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Jay: that's what I was afraid of :(
Cole: you lost
Cole: get over it
Cole: pussy
Kai: I'm sure that if we would've actually been able to find Pixal anywhere this week we would have won
Jay: agreed
Jay: not our fault she kept hiding
Nya: did you even check the basement?
Nya: like at all?
Kai: idk how to get down there
Cole: what
Kai: I forgor
P.I.X.A.L has made Jay admin
Jay: ?????????
Cole: PIXAL NO
Cole: WHY
P.I.X.A.L: I am not very active in this group, therefore I don't believe myself to be the best choice to moderate it.
P.I.X.A.L: Since Jay went through all this effort to try and stay admin, it's only fair I let him.
Cole: WHO CARES ABOUT FAIR
Nya: YOU WON THO???
P.I.X.A.L: I am aware.
P.I.X.A.L: that is why I will also remain an admin, I believe this is called a "win win situation"
Lloyd: so we went through all of this for nothing??? Nothing changes???
Zane: Pixal is also an admin now, that is a big change Lloyd.
Cole: this feels more like a loss to the rest of us
Jay has removed Cole from this group
Jay: YES
Jay: MY POWER
Nya: omg
Jay: MY SWEET SWEET POWER
Jay: ITS BACK
Kai: I now realize that helping you might've been a bad choice
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Jay: IT FEELS SO GOOD
P.I.X.A.L
has added
Cole
to this group
P.I.X.A.L
has added
Kai
to this group
Kai: Jay I'm gonna beat you up
Cole: that's so fair actually
Kai: after everything I did for you??? You still kick me???
Kai: HAVE YOU NO SHAME???
Nya: I can't believe you get your power back and the first thing you do is kick out Cole and Kai
Jay: I can
Jay: and I'll do it again
Jay has removed Kai from this group
Lloyd: BRO
P.I.X.A.L: I am beginning to understand why you all chose to appoint a new group admin
Jay: TOO LATE
Jay: NO TAKEBACKSIES
Chapter 22: Aftermath
Notes:
As the title suggests, this is the aftermath of the little story arc, from Arin’s, Sora’s and Frak’s POV.
This chapter is heavily inspired by a comment from the lovely Pearwritesthings4 tysm :D hope you like it!
Also, sorry if the formatting is a bit fucked, I uploaded this chapter through my phone instead of my computer (cause I’m not home) and I can’t tell if it messed it up or not
edit: I fixed the formatting :3
Chapter Text
THE NINJA V2
Sora: ok
Sora: you guys noticed the others acting strange too right?
Arin: kinda?
Frak: the atmosphere at the monastery did get a bit... tense ig
Frak: but I think it's back to normal now
Sora: eh not really
Sora: it's still a bit weird
Arin: I really hope we didn't somehow miss something major
Frak: that would suck
Sora: I'm sure it's nothing
Arin: ...
Sora: ...
Frak: ...
Sora: but I mean if you really wanna know what happened we can always snoop through their phones
Arin: really?
Sora: ye
Sora: I know the passcode to Jay's phone
Frak: why
Sora: it's the same as Kai's
Arin: lemme guess
Arin: Nya's birthday?
Sora: bingo
Frak: isn't going through their phones a violation of their privacy tho?
Arin: is it?
Sora: I mean, if you really think about it, being a ninja is all about being sneaky
Frak: ok..?
Sora: and isn't going through their phones without them noticing being super sneaky and ninja like?
Arin: true
Arin: 100% agree
Frak: you can't be serious
Arin: we are
Sora: yeah
Frak: you guys are a horrible influence
Sora: cool story bro
Sora: are you in or not?
Frak: ...
Frak: ofc im in
Arin: nice
Frak: so are we snooping through Kai's or Jay's phones?
Sora: Jay's obviously
Arin: easy target
Frak: alright...
Chapter 23: Wrong number
Notes:
This chapter marks the start of a little Jaya arc that will be slowly developing over the course of the fic :3
It won’t be the main focus of the fic (unless it’s story chapters dedicated to it)
At the start of every story chapter—as I like to call them, I’ll of course say something on the author notes :D
Anyways, enjoy the chapter!
P.S. formatting still a bit fucked, I’m not home, it will be fixed the second I can
P.S.P.S it's fixed :3
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Jay: hel
Jay: hello everyone
Cole: ?
Zane: hello Jay
Jay: I just felt the need to say a few words to you all
Cole: ??
Kai: are you finally gonna admit that you're a dumb idiot with no friends?
Jay: a-
Jay: yes actually
Jay: word for word what I was gonna say
Kai: fr? Nice
Nya: everything alright babe?
Jay: I'm great
Cole: ??
Cole: why are you acting like that
Kai: nah nah I like this Jay
Lloyd: oml
Lloyd: who told the kids the passcode to Jay's phone???
Kai: what
Cole: omg
Jay: no one
Jay: it's me
Jay: Jay
Zane: I am having a hard time believing that
Cole: 10 bucks saying it's Sora
Jay: who's Sora
Kai: oml
Nya: ...
Lloyd: ...
Cole: ...
Jay: LLOYD
Jay: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR STUDENTS
Cole: there he is
Jay: I LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES TO GET A SNACK
Jay: AND THEY BREAK INTO MY PHONE???
Kai: that's on you for leaving your phone unattended
Jay: SORRY I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD TRY TO LOOK THROUGH IT????
Cole: how did they even know your passcode
Jay: IDK BUT IM DEF CHANGING IT NOW
Jay: LLOYD
LLOYD: yes..?
Jay: CONTROL YOUR FUCKING KIDS
Jay: OMG
Nya: why are you so worried about them looking through your phone?
Nya: got something to hide?
Jay: no
Jay: it's just a violation of my privacy and I won't stand for it
-=+=-=+=-=+=-
THE CORE FOUR
Jay: GUYS HELP I TOTALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE
Kai: if you're cheating on my sister I just want you to know I already have your funeral planned out
Kai: it's gonna be a Viking one but less cool and more painful
Cole: are you implying you're gonna set Jay on fire??
Jay: NO WHY TF WOULD I CHEAT ON NYA
Jay: it's actually the opposite
Zane: ?
Zane: how exactly
Cole: what were you looking at engagement rings or smth?
Jay: maybe
Kai: ...
Kai: screw the Viking funeral I'm just gonna toss you of the side of the monastery
Cole: WAIT OMG REALLY???
Cole: ITS FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN??
Zane: congratulations Jay!
Cole: I have been waiting years for this to happen
Cole: finally
Kai: ???
Jay: it might not happen if Nya thinks I'm hiding something else from her
Jay: what do I do??
Kai: kill yourself
Kai: I can tell you how
Cole: easy Kai
Zane: yours and Nya's relationship is among the strongest I know, I am sure if you just explain the situation to her she will understand
Jay: I CANT TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS??
Cole: tell her you were looking at porn or smth
Jay: WHAT
Kai: lmao
Jay: THATS WORSE
Cole: ITS REALISTIC
Jay: IM NOT TELLING HER THAT
Chapter 24: Texting
Notes:
This fic has officially been running for 1 month today! yippee :D
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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THE NINJA V2
Sora: I did it
Sora: I managed to do the impossible
Frak: ?
Arin: ?
Sora: I taught a dragon how to text
Arin: what
Wyldfyre: HELLO
Frak: why are you yelling at me
Wyldfyre: M NOT
Sora: Wyldfyre you have caps lock on
Wyldfyre: WHAT IS THAT
Arin: oml
Frak: wait im confused
Frak: dont you text Roby all the time??
Wyldfyre: YED
Wyldfyre: YES
Frak: ??
Sora: they send each other letters and call it texting
Sora: it's a little weird
Wyldfyre: NO IT NOT
Frak: ...
Frak: brb
Sora: ?
Arin: ?
Frak: fixed it
Sora: fixed what?
Wyldfyre: im not speaking with the big letters anymore
Arin: cool beans Wyfy
Wyldfyre: you have beans?
Arin: no..?
Sora: it's an expression
Wyldfyre: what
Sora: don't worry about it
Wyldfyre: okay
Frak: do I not get a thank you for making Wyldfyre stop texting in all caps??
Arin: eh
Arin: it wasn't that bad
Frak: pls tell me you're joking
Sora: yeah Arin are you /j or /srs
Sora: cause is was lowkey annoying
Wyldfyre: why is your key low
Sora: ... what
Frak: omg wyfy we gotta teach you some slang
Arin: fr tho
Arin: it's gonna get real annoying real fast if we don't
Notes:
writing Wyldfyre is weird
I really tried to not make her dumb and more like an old person that doesn't know how to use technology and stuff. I think I failed.
oh well, I'll get better at writing her eventually
Chapter 25: School
Summary:
pretty short chapter this time, can you tell im running out of ideas?
anyways, this is to celebrate my unfortunate return to school :') 11th grade about to be tough as fuck
chapters would probably slow down significantly from now on, I finish school pretty late and won't have much time to write.
Still, I hope you all enjoy this chapter :3
Chapter Text
THE NINJA (+Nya +Lloyd +Pixal)
Jay: I'm curious
Cole: oh no
Jay: fuck you
Jay: what was your least favorite subject in school
Kai: what
Nya: probably language
Nya: like why I gotta learn the language I already speak?? Fucking stupid
Kai: what are the options?
Jay: ?
Cole: Kai did you even go to school?
Kai: did you??
Cole: yeah! Until like high school or smth
Jay: same
Jay: yknow cause of master wu
Lloyd: math is a pain in the ass
Lloyd: didn't like that
Cole: ...
Nya: sometimes I forget you were in a boarding school
Jay: nah but fr Kai did you go to school??
Kai: no...
Kai: all the shit I learned was from Nya's homework
Nya: true
Cole: damn
Jay: that actually explains a lot about you
Jay: I should've figured it out sooner
Kai: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Jay: dw about it
Cole: I'm kinda jealous
Kai: that you don't go to school???
Kai: at least you had a semi stable family
Cole: eh, could've been more stable
Nya: bro
Chapter 26: Memes
Notes:
School is horrible and I don't wanna go back :( why I gotta be there at 7:45 every morning
anyways! I'm back with another chapter! sorry for the wait :P
also, anyone knows where I can watch dr s3p2??? it's not on netflix in my country and im lowkey going insane
I NEED those Rogya scenes so badly you don't understand
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
5 mentally ill children and an adult
Frak: ?
Cinder has added Sora to this group
Cinder has added Arin to this group
Sora: tf
Cinder: any objections on the name?
Jordana: cinder wtf
Jordana: what tf is this
Jordana: why is your problem
Cinder: I'm guessing that's a no
Arin: I mean it's wrong??
Arin: there's only 4 of us and you
Sora: who's the fifth child
Cinder: well I was hoping one of you can add the weird dragon girl
Frak: Wyldfyre?
Cinder: I don't have her number
Jordana: nononono
Jordana: explain yourself first
Cinder: ?
Jordana: what is this group
Cinder: right
Cinder: im sure you all want an explanation
Frak: kinda
Sora: very much yes
Cinder: I've been deprived of Jordana's horrible memes for too long
Jordana: ??
Cinder: you don't send them in dm's for some reason
Cinder: so I made a group
Sora: then I are we here??
Cinder: I added Frak without really thinking about it
Cinder: and then I didn't want him to be alone so I added his new friends
Arin: how do you have our numbers..?
Cinder: I also thought that you might have some good memes and TikToks
Cinder: so
Sora: fr?
Cinder: yeah
Sora: ...
Sora: so this group is purely for memes?
Cinder: correct
Sora: word
Sora:
Cinder: I have regrets
Arin: don't insult the Saja boys like that
Frak: if this is purely for memes maybe we shouldn't add Wyldfyre
Cinder: horrible sense of humor? I get that
Cinder: I was really considering if I should even actually add Jordana
Jordana: fuck off
Sora: horrible sense of humor
Sora: also she hates you
Cinder: fair point
Cinder has changed the name of this group
4 mentally ill children and an adult
Sora: sick
Arin: I still think it's wrong
Cinder: if you think the name is wrong then you are more delusional than I thought you were
Arin: we're not that mentally ill
Cinder: come on
Jordana: eh
Jordana: the name's pretty accurate
Notes:
so sorry for the image being absolutely MASSIVE idk why it's like that and idk how to make it smaller
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