Who gave them matches!?

by kaykaye10

Summary:

It's amazing what can happen with a simple wish and adding in a bit of magic. One night, Blitzo was stalking through the dark, when he heard a noise. What he did next, changed everything.

 

DO NOT FIC BIND!!!!!! I OWN NOTHING BUT ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!!!!

Notes:

Welcome to chaos! I wrote this for shits and giggles but am none the less proud!

Chapter 1: How it began

It was a dark and wet night when Blitz Buckzo’s life changed. He’d once again gotten into an argument with his current girlfriend, Verosika Mayday, and needed some air. It was as he was passing an alley that a whimpering caught his attention. Now normally, he wouldn’t give two shits, but something about this whimpering seemed different. Placing a hand on his gun, he moved forward.

He silently made his way down the alley as he didn’t want to let whoever it was know he was coming. Before long, he found the source but it wasn’t what he had been expecting. Hidden inside of a dirty cardboard box was a child that looked no more than four-years-old. Big green frightened eyes looked up at him and something in Blitz broke. “Hey kiddo, what are you doing out here in the rain?”

He kept his voice soft so as not to frighten the kid anymore then he already was. Sniffing the air slightly, Blitz could pick up the metallic smell of blood and realized it was coming from the kid. “If you’re hurt, I can help fix it but ya need to come with me.” He wasn’t a hundred percent sure this would work, seeing as he was some random creepy imp wondering around at night.

The kid seemed to slowly calm down, looking at Blitz from top to bottom. He seemed to find something he liked, because he slowly reached a hand out. The imp gently took it and slowly helped the kid out of the box. Blitz still couldn’t make out much of the kid’s features, but to the imp he looked more human than he should. As he was still kneeling down, Blitz could see that the kid wasn’t wearing any shoes and a shirt that was several sizes too big. “Is it ok if I carry you? Don’t want’cha steppin on anything bad.”

Once more, the kid stared at him as if judging his soul, before slowly nodding. Being mindful of any possible injures, Blitz carefully carried the kid home. Thankfully, Verosika wasn’t there so he didn’t have to deal with her screaming at him about the kid. “Alright bud, let’s get ya cleaned up and then treat your boo-boos.” Blitz blinked stupidly for a second, as his inner dad came out. It always happened when he was left alone with kids for any period of time.

The kid tensed up as they got closer to the bathroom, something Blitz noticed right away. Digging under the bathroom sink, he found what he was looking for. “Here, why don’t ya hold on ta him while we get you cleaned up?” The kid looked from the blue pony to Blitz and then back again. Seeing no need to rush the clearly abused kid, Blitz patiently waited. After a couple of minutes, he hesitantly took the toy and stared at it, curiosity shining bright in his eyes.

Chuckling softly, Blitz slowly turned the water on and filled the tub just enough to reach the middle of the kid stomach. “Ok bud, bath time.” Still seeing how tense the poor kid was, Blitz stuck his hand in. “See, it’s safe and warm. Do you need help takin your shirt off?” The kid stared at him skeptically, but did nod. Once more, being mindful of any injures, Blitz carefully took the kids shirt off and had to bite down his anger. Cuts, burns, bruises, and welts littered the poor kids’ body, some of the cuts were still sluggishly bleeding.

Yeah, even if he did find out who the kid’s parents were, Blitz wasn’t giving him back. Honestly, there was something about the kid that the imp couldn’t place. He really wasn’t sure if he’d be able to give him up to anyone at this point. Shaking his head, Blitz grinned at the kid. “So, bud, do you think you can tell me your name?” Fear appeared once more in the kid’s eyes but so did something else. He opened and closed his mouth a couple of times, most likely afraid of being punished for speaking. But he did eventually get there. “Teacher says it’z Hadrian… but everyone else says Freak or Boy.”

If it wasn’t for Blitz’s good hearing, he might have missed the last part. Yup, whoever the kid’s previous guardians were, were going to die. “Well Hadrian, my name is Blitz the ‘O’ is silent.” He added with a playful wink which caused the kid to giggle softly. “Ok, bath time!” Blitz cheered happily as he gently tickled Hadrian’s sided making him laugh again.

It took two changes of water before Blitz was satisfied. Hadrian thankfully seemed to calm down more throughout the process once he realized that Blitz wasn’t going to hurt him. “Ok, time to treat those boo-boos. This might sting a little, but we need to get ‘em clean so ya don’t get sick, ok?” Hadrian nodded slowly, seemingly trying to fight off sleep. It didn’t take long to patch the kid up, but now came the trick of getting him dressed. Luckily, some of his boxers shrank the other day in the drier, so they would work for now and then Hadrian could just wear one of his shirts.

The poor kid was still trying not to fall asleep, which Blitz found cute. Thankfully, Verosika wasn’t going to be back anytime soon, so Hadrian could just share the bed with him. “Night kiddo.” Hadrian snuggled up to him and Blitz couldn’t fight off the purr that was building up as he too fell asleep.

Chapter 2: The next day

The next morning, Blitz would have chalked it all up to being a dream if it wasn’t for the fact that a teary-eyed Hadrian barreled into his chest. “Hey hey, what’s up Hady? Did ya have a nightmare?” The little boy continued to sob, so Blitz just waited it out. After a few minutes, he did calm down but wouldn’t move from his hiding spot. Blitz gently ran his claws through the little boy’s hair soothingly. “You ok now?”

Hadrian nodded quickly, “Thought it was all a dream and I’d be back in my cupboard.” Hearing this, Blitz had to take a deep breath so as not to frighten Hadrian. “Well, if I have it my way, we’ll be stuck together for the rest of your life. You’re my kid now and anyone who says otherwise can fight me!” His newly claimed son looked up at him in wonder. “Really?” Blitz nodded firmly, “Really really. So, how old are ya?”

His son’s adorable little face scrunched up, “Six… I think, what’s today?” Once more, Blitz took a deep breath before answering Hadrian’s question. “According to my phone, it’s August first.” The little boy nodded happily, “Then I’m six! I made a wish and it came true this time!” Hadrian cheered, waving his arms in the air. Blitz raised an eyebrow, “Oh, and can ya tell me what it was?”

Hadrian giggled happily, “I wished for a daddy or mommy who would love me even if I was a freak!” Blitz smiled sadly and gently ruffled his son’s hair. “You’re not a freak, ok?” Hadrian scrunched up his face again, “But I turned the mean teacher’s hair blue and got onto the school roof. Oh, I can talk to snakes too!”

Blitz blinked in shock and slowly connected the dots. “Sounds like you have magic, kiddo. I know of some demons that can use it, though the talking to snake’s thing is new.” Upon hearing the word ‘magic’ Hadrian covered his ears and shock his head. “That’z a bad word.”

The imp snorted, “I know plenty of bad words and magic isn’t one of them. And as your new daddy, I would never lie to ya.” Hadrian looked a little unsure before pouting. Blitz raised an eyebrow again. “What?” His son pouted harder as he moved his hands to his head, that’s when it clicked for Blitz. Hadrian was pouting over his lack of horns. “Sorry kiddo, nothin I can do about you not having horns. But I can do something about the growlin tummy.” Blitz gently poked him and Hadrian started giggling.

Scooping the giggling child up, Blitz walked to the kitchen and was very thankfully not to spot any of Verosika’s sex toys. He placed Hadrian on the counter opposite the stove and pulled out some eggs and bacon. “So Hady, we’re gonna need to go clothes shoppin seeing as you can’t keep wearing my shirts. I should have some shorts you can wear, though shoes should be our first stop.” Blitz began mumbling to himself while he continued cooking. Seeing as Hadrian was behind him, he didn’t notice what the little boy was up to until he turned around.

The imp nearly jumped out of his skin when he turned around to find Hadrian grinning at him with sharp teeth, horns, and a tail. The horns and tail were both pitch black and the horns had a slight corkscrew shape. As for the tail, it reminded Blitz of a picture he once saw that depicted a dragon, scales and all. “Look daddy, I wished really hard for a tail and horns!” Blitz wasn’t sure if he should be feeling proud right now, but he was. “That’s cool, Hady! But promise me that ya won’t try and change anything else about yourself until you’re older.”

Hadrian nodded quickly, looking a bit upset. “Now don’t do that, I’m very proud of you but you’re still growing and I don’t want ya ta hurt yourself, ok?” Blitz kissed his son’s forehead, earning himself a happy giggle. With the food now done, Blitz picked Hadrian up and placed him at the table. They were half way through eating when Verosika made her appearance, much to Blitz’s dismay.

“FUCK! That party was lit! At least there were guys there that knew how to fuck a girl right! Hear that Blitz-O!” Hadrian shrank down into his seat the more Verosika shouted. Blitz seeing this, picked his son up. “Sssshhhh Hady, daddy’s here. I won’t let her hurt you.” Hadrian was still tense but seemed to believe him. At some point during her rant, Verosika finally noticed the little boy. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!”

Blitz knew what the outcome of this was going to be and was prepared, but first he had to get Hadrian out of harm’s way. “I found him last night. Once I get him settled, I plan to adopt him properly.” Verosika’s eyes glowed in anger before a sly smile graced her lips. She swayed back and forth as she got closer. “Now Blitz, why do that? With a kid, we can’t have all the fun we do and what if you fuck him up?”

The imp flinched slightly but knew what she was doing. It happened every time they fought, normally about something he wanted. She’d press his buttons and break him down; it was one of the many reasons they fought so much. He steadied himself for what was to come next. “Then what do you suggest I do?”

Verosika smiled wider, thinking she had won once again. “Well, how about you get rid of him now and when you get back, we have some fun?” She glared hard at Hadrian once more but this was the chance Blitz had been looking for. “Sure. I’ll be back in a few.”

He made sure to look defeated as he walked out the door, but the moment it shut behind him, Blitz kissed Hadrian’s head. “Buddy, daddy needs you to be a good boy and wait in the van for me, ok? Daddy needs to come back and get his stuff so that we never have to see her again.” The little boy nodded, clutching the blue pony once more. Blitz figured that his son had summoned it during Verosika’s yelling.

While he didn’t want to leave Hadrian in the van by himself, he sure as hell didn’t want to subject Hadrian to Verosika more then he already had. “Hady, daddy is gonna be back in a few minutes. Stay in the van and in the back, there are a lot of bad demons that would hurt you if they could. Daddy doesn’t want to leave you here, but he doesn’t want ya near Verosika either. Be a good boy and I’ll be right back.”

Hadrian nodded slowly before curling up in a ball by the back door. “You’ll come back, right?” Blitz nodded with a smile before closing the door and making sure it was locked.

 

Hadrian sat on the floor holding his pony. Daddy hadn’t said what the pony’s name was, so the little boy had just been calling him Mr. Bubble. Right now, the pony was grazing on one of daddy’s socks, such a silly pony! Hadrian giggled to himself but spotted something under the back seat.
Hidden under an old bag was a bright green pony with a clover on its side. “Look Mr. Bubble, another pony to play with! I think I’ll call you clover, since you have one.” Hadrian once more went back to playing while he waited for his daddy to come back.

Before long he heard the side door unlocking and was excited to see that his daddy was back.

 

Blitz sighed heavily but felt better than he had in months. Sure he got into a fist fight with Verosika when she realized that he wasn’t giving up Hady but it wasn’t anything he hadn’t expected. Now sporting a busted lip and black eye with quite a bit of bruising elsewhere, Blitz walked back over to the van and unlocked the side door.

Hadrian excitedly greeted him but paused upon seeing his injures. “Don’t worry, Hady. This is why daddy had you wait in the van while I grabbed some things.” Blitz flashed him a smile and laughed upon seeing the two ponies. “I see you found Rubber band!” The little boys face scrunched up as he shook his head. “Her name is Clover! Rubber band is a silly name for a pony.” He added with a sharp nod.

Blitz snickered but conceded defeat to his son. “Fair enough! Now, let’s go shoppin and then head to our new home!” Thankfully Blitz still paid rent on his old apartment. It wasn’t much but at least it wasn’t anywhere near Verosika and she also didn’t know about it.

Chapter 3: Shoping trip

Hadrian looked around the mall and at all the demons. There were so many of them and they all looked so cool! “Daddy, it’z so cool!” Blitz chuckled as he continued to make his way to the shoe shop. “It sure is, Hady. But remember that not all demons are nice demons, so don’t trust them.”
The little boy nodded happily, still looking around the mall in pure joy. Blitz was actually rather glad for the fact that Hadrian gave himself horns and a tail. Seeing as it made him look more like a demon then the human Blitz suspected he was. Before long, they reached the store. “Ok buddy, let’s get you some cool shoes!”

Hadrian giggled happily and looked around the shelves. As they were looking around, a shop attendant walked up to them. She looked like an orange tabby and was about the same height as Blitz. “Well hello gentlemen! My name is Macie, can I help you find anything?”

The imp was going to say no at first, but then changed his mind. He had no experience buying shoes for little boy feet, let alone feet with toes. “Yeah, my son needs a new pair of shoes. Actually, make that three pairs plus socks.” Macie smiled happily, “Of course! Do you know his shoe size?” Blitz shook his head, “I just adopted him yesterday, so I’m a little out of my element if you know what I mean.”

Macie smiled wider and laughed, “That’s just fine, I’ve helped a lot of first time parents!” She then directed her attention to Hadrian, who was looking at her in amazement. “Hey there little buddy, are you excited to get some new shoes?!” Hadrian nodded slowly, “You’re pretty…” Macie laughed happily and gently ruffled Hadrian’s hair, being mindful of his horns. “You are just the sweetest little boy I’ve ever met! Let’s get your feet measured and I can show you all the fun shoes!”

Blitz was quite pleased so far with Macie. She didn’t discriminate against him being an imp nor did she treat Hadrian like a brainless child. The hellcat kept Hadrian involved and the little boy simply adored her. Right now she was showing him some light up shoes that had Hadrian laughing as he ran around in them.

“All of our shoes can be equipped with tracking chips, in case the child gets lost. Most parents appreciate the option, given that this is hell and all.” Blitz blinked in surprise, “Really?” Macie nodded, “It’s something the owner installed when one of his own kids got lost two years ago and it’s also the reason our shop is so popular.” Blitz nodded, “Thanks and I’ll take you up on the offer.”

Macie smiled happily and it only grew wider when Hadrian ran over to them. “Daddy, look!” The little boy jumped and when he landed, the shoes lit up. “That’s so cool, buddy! Why don’t we let Macie see your shoes real quick and then we can head to our next stop of the day.” Hadrian nodded quickly and took off his shoes, reveling his new bright blue socks.

After paying for the shoes and socks, they waved goodbye to Macie and headed off to the clothes store. Hadrian was holding Blitz’s hand but his focus was on his shoes. The imp chuckled, “Careful there, Hady. Don’t want to walk into someone or somethin.” The little boy looked up at him for a second before looking forward, seeming to see the wisdom in his father’s words. As they got closer to the clothes store, Hadrian seemed to curl into Blitz’s side. Knowing why, the imp picked the little boy up. “Hey now, there’s no need to be scared. Your boo-boos mean you’re a survivor, just like me.” Blitz then pointed to the white spot on the right side of his face.

Hadrian gently touched it and then looked down at himself. “…ok.” Blitz kissed all over the kids face, earning himself a happy giggle. “Good! So let’s get ya some fuckin cool new clothes that actually fit ya!” The imp cheered as they entered the store. Unlike when they were picking out shoes, no one came to ask if they needed help which suited Blitz just fine.

“Ok Hady, you pick out what ya like and then we’ll see if they have it in your size. Don’t worry about anything but that, ok?” Hadrian looked up at him and slowly nodded, which Blitz accepted. “I don’t want you ta go too far out of sight, ok.” Once more, the little boy nodded but something seemed to catch his eye. Blitz tried to see what Hadrian was looking at but couldn’t figure it out. So, placing the kid down, he followed him through the racks of clothing.

Before long, Hadrian stopped to stare at a bright blue sweater that had a green balloon animal horse on the front. Well, looked like Blitz managed to bring Hadrian over to the pony side without even trying! It was the last one on the rack, so the odds of them having Hadrian’s size wasn’t very likely. “Nothin wrong with liking big sweaters. If ya want it Hady, I’ll go grab a cart to put it in. We’re going to need one anyway since we’re buying you a whole new wardrobe.” Well it was technically Verosika that was paying for everything but that wasn’t the point.

Hadrian quickly grabbed the sweater and followed his daddy back towards the front of the store. Once the sweater was safely placed in the cart, the little boy started looking around once more. With some help from Blitz, they got Hadrian a couple of pants, shirts, underwear, pajamas, shorts, and even a few skirts and dresses. Blitz wasn’t one to judge seeing as he wore dresses himself on occasion.

Quite a lot of the clothes had some form of pony and/or horse on them, plus some snakes. Hadrian was currently wearing a pair of jeans and a bright checkered tee-shirt that depicted the game ‘Snakes and Ladders’. The little boy was happily bouncing up and down as they walked back to the van. Blitz was carrying quite the number of bags but he’d done this for the ex-bitch, so he wasn’t having any troubles. As they were about to leave, Blitz spotted another shop from the corner of his eye. Smiling slyly at the oblivious child, Blitz made a plan. “Hady, can you wait in the van for daddy? He needs to make one more stop but it’s a surprise.”

Hadrian looked up at him with big eyes, clearly wanting to know what the surprise was. “Yes, daddy! I can play with Mr. Bubble and Clover and show them my new shoes!” Blitz chuckled, pleased that Hadrian wasn’t trying to ask him about what the surprise was.

Once Hadrian and the shopping bags were safely in the van, Blitz rushed back to the store. He didn’t even need to think about what to get as he knew his kid pretty good by now. With his purchases in hand, the imp rushed back to the van and found Hadrian still playing in the back. “Ok buddy, when we get home I’ll give ya your surprise. Though, we should probably grab some food on the way there, seeing as the fridge is gonna be empty.” This part he mumbled to himself but Hadrian cheered anyway.

 

One stop at WackDonald’s later, they were soon home. Blitz stopped by the apartment every other week when he could to dust and make sure the place didn’t have fucking squatters or something. Hadrian ran around the place looking at everything he could, making Blitz chuckle. “Hady, do you want to sleep in your own room tonight or sleep with me?”

Hadrian peeked over the couch, clearing thinking about it. “Can I stay with you a little longer?” Blitz chuckled, seeing no reason to say no at the moment. Maybe when he was older, but that wasn’t going to be any time soon. “Sure, but do you want to see your surprise?”

The raven haired child launched himself over the couch and rushed over to the imp, his tail wagging excitedly. “YES!” Blitz chuckled happily and pulled out the bag from the toy store. He’d take Hadrian there soon, but he needed to get food in the apartment first. “Here you go.” Hadrian lit up and carefully opened the bag.

Inside were two stuffed animals. One was a purple sparkly horse with wings and the other was a pastel colored snake with its tongue out. Hadrian stared at him in pure joy. “I’m going to call the horse Joy and the snake… Daisy!”

While they weren’t the names Blitz would have picked, they weren’t his. Hadrian was happy and that was all that mattered.

Chapter 4: Surprise!!

It had been about two months since Blitz ‘adopted’ Hadrian and he was starting to have one reoccurring concern. With the imp needing to leave on assassinations, that meant leaving the six-year-old alone at the apartment. Blitz really didn’t like doing it, even though Hadrian didn’t seem to mind. The imp had tried looking into babysitters but none of the bastards were to Blitz’s liking. He actually had to go on another hit today and that’s what brought the feelings up once more.

Hadrian was just happily working on a drawling at the coffee table, completely oblivious to his father’s concerns. The raven haired child had been working on the same picture for almost a week and refused to show it off until he was done. Blitz figured it was a drawling of a vision, seeing as Hadrian had them off and on over the past month and a half. They had actually saved the imp on more than one occasion from backstabbing clients, either literally or because the bastards weren’t going to pay.

“Baby boy, are you sure that you’re ok with daddy leaving you home alone?” Blitz asked for the fifth time that morning. Hadrian nodded, though most of his attention was on his picture. Just before a guilty feeling Blitz could leave, Hadrian ran over with his picture. “You’re not allowed to look until you get there.” Blitz took the folded paper from the stern faced six-year-old and tried not to laugh. Seeing as he normally got to look at it if it was work related, Blitz figured it was for something else the imp was most likely going to do that day.

“Ok kiddo, I promise not to peek but remember that daddy will call you once he’s done killing some bitches.” He’d bought his kid a hellphone not long after taking up his assassination jobs once more so that Hadrian could get ahold of him in an emergency. Blitz gave Hadrian a hug and kiss before he left for the day.

Once the door was shut and locked, Hadrian ran over to his secret project. Reaching under the couch, he pulled out the sewing kit his daddy had let him get and then pulled out the stuffed animal. He needed to get it done before daddy got home tonight!

 

Blitz had just gotten his last hit done for the night when he passed by a certain building. It was one of the few hellhound adoption centers in Pride and by the looks of it, one of the poorer maintained. He was just going to keep driving when a thought struck him. What if he got a hellhound to stay home with Hadrian? If trained right, they’d keep him safe while the imp wasn’t home and that would ease his mind.

Taking the sharp turn right, Blitz pulled into the empty parking lot. Just as he was about to get out of the van, he remembered the picture. Taking it from his coat pocket, he gently unfolded it. It showed three figures, two of which Blitz recognized. One was of himself and the other was of Hadrian but the other figure wasn’t one he recognized. It was a hellhound with white fur wearing a red top with black pants.

“So that’s what he meant. If his visions get any stronger, I won’t be able to surprise the little shit anymore.” He said with a chuckle before getting out of the van and heading for the doors. The inside was just as dirty as the outside and the lady that ran the place seemed beyond uninterested. Blitz listened to her drown on and on about some of the hellhounds in the facility but none of them looked like what Hadrian drew.

As he was about to give up and check somewhere else, he heard growling. Looking to his left he spotted a white wolf-like hellhound growling at a younger one. She was wearing a long sleeved red shirt and black leggings. “Who’s that?”

The attendant finally stopped talking and looked at the girl. “Oh, that’s Loona, quite the handful. She’ll be aged out of the system before long…” Blitz knew that the bitch was still talking but didn’t care. “I’ll take her.” The lady paused, eyeing him and then Loona. “Sir, are you sure?” Blitz touched the picture still in his pocket and nodded firmly.

The lady sighed, “Very well. I’ll have you fill out the paperwork and bring her to the front.” Blitz really didn’t care about what else the bitch had to say as all of his focus was on the hellhound curled into the corner with tallies all over the wall.

After an hour of filling out paperwork and paying the adoption fee, Blitz was now impatiently waiting for the bitch to bring Loona up front. He wasn’t annoyed at Loona, the poor teen probably thought he was a pervert or something. It took another ten minutes for them to come up front. Loona wasn’t looking at anything but the floor, a small black backpack over her shoulder. The old bitch had the nerve to try and make Loona look up at him but he put a stop to it real quick.

“Hey! She’s my kid now and if she doesn’t want to look at your ugly ass face then she doesn’t have to.” He growled out, surprising the bitch and by the looks of it Loona as well. Blitz smiled happily at the teen and motioned for her to follow him. “Hello Loona, my name is Blitz the ‘O’ is silent and I’m your new dad! Looks like we got two hours to waste before heading home, so we can stop by the mall and pick you up some more clothes and stuff if you’d like?”

Loona looked at him warily as she got into the front seat. Blitz noticed this and pulled the picture from his pocket and held it out to her. “It’s nothing dirty if that’s what you’re worried about. Just look at it and I’ll explain as I drive us to the mall.” The hellhound cautiously took the paper and slowly opened it. Blitz could see her confusion and chuckled softly. “Hadrian, my son and your new little bother, worked on that for over a week. He has magic and it’s pretty strong given the fact that he’s only six. For the last month and a half, he’s been having visions in his sleep that he’d later draw. All of them have been correct and have saved me more than once. So, when he gave me that this morning and told me not to look ‘until I got there’ you can imagine my surprise.”

He could feel Loona looking at him, much like how Hadrian had when he first found the little boy. “I had forgotten about it until I was about to go into the center. Guess I might not be able to surprise the little shit for much longer.” Blitz added with a laugh, though Loona still seemed torn on believing him. Unlike Hadrian, Loona was a grown ass teen that had seen and been through far too much to just instantly trust him. Though Hadrian probably trusted him so fast because he wasn’t human like the people that had abused him.

 

The rest of the trip to the mall was in silence, not that Blitz expected much else. Parking the van, he happily hopped out and patently waited for Loona. She took a couple of minutes, most likely trying to test his patience. Seeing that he wasn’t going to lose it on her for taking so long, she finally got out of the van and followed him to the doors. “Seeing as I still have my bitch of an ex’s card, go nuts but we do need to stop by the art store before leaving.” Loona looked at him questioningly, “First off, your bitch of an ex? And secondly, why the art store?” Blitz smiled widely seeing as this was the first time she had actually spoken to him. “Well, my bitch of an ex is Verosika Mayday and the reason she is my ex is because she threatened Hadrian so I stole her card and used it to buy his new clothes and stuff. She hasn’t canceled it, so I can only assume she hasn’t noticed it missing yet. As for the art store, I promised to buy your brother some new colored pencils.”

Loona went from looking shocked to angry and then settled on a little smile that she tried to hide. “Fine but we’re going to Stylish Occult.” Blitz smiled even wider seeing as that’s where he normally got his stuff. “Great! I’ve been meaning to stop by and get a new coat. Maybe see if they have one in Hady’s size, he’d look so fuckin cute!” Loona looked a bit surprised but didn’t say anything.

Thankfully the store wasn’t too busy so Blitz didn’t have to worry about punching someone for stepping on his tail. “Get what you want and meet me at the register. OH! Do you have a hellphone or do we need to pick one up?” Loona pulled out her phone from her pocket and showed the imp. “Perfect! I’ll give ya my number so that way we can stay in touch. Just in case you’re not ready, I can run to the art store and grab Hadrian’s pencils.”

Thankfully, Loona didn’t argue and texted him a middle finger which made Blitz laugh. “You… you said that Hadrian’s six, right?” The imp nodded, wondering where this was going. “Does… what does he like?” Blitz smiled softly at her, “Hady was heavily abused before I found him so he grew really attached to ponies and the color blue, seeing as a blue pony was the first real toy he ever had. He’s also fond of snakes and cats. The first demon he ever met that wasn’t me or that bitch was a hellcat named Macie. She helped him pick out some shoes and he simply adored her.” He added with a chuckle and even caught Loona briefly smile.

 

For the next hour, the two did their own thing, though Blitz did check in with Loona ever now and then. She said she was still looking, so Blitz bought his and Hadrian’s coats and popped over to the art store. Along with the pencils he also grabbed a bigger drawing pad. It only took him a few minutes but by the time he got back, Loona was waiting at the register with quite the haul. “You find everything ya want or need?” This was a genuine question, which Loona seemed to get. “Yeah.” Blitz raised an eyebrow when she didn’t look at him but one look at the pile of clothes revealed why. At the top of the pile was a really soft looking black blanket with blue pentagrams and green snakes. Blitz didn’t say anything and simply paid for it all; maybe Loona was warming up to the idea of a brother?

By the time they got back to the apartment it was almost seven, though Blitz did prepare dinner the night before just in case he got home late. “Hadrian still sleeps in my room, so the other room is all yours. If you’d like to get some decorations we could go back to the mall this weekend or you and Hady could go together tomorrow?” Loona seemed to think it over but didn’t say anything.

As Blitz unlocked the door, he spotted a bright eyed Hadrian staring at him from behind the couch. His tail was up in the air slowly waving back and forth. “You are not allowed to tackle, ya little shit.” The tail didn’t stop but at least his eyes dimmed just a bit. Loona peeked in through the door and stared wide eyed at the clearly real six-year-old.

Hadrian launched himself over the couch and rushed the clearly shocked hellhound. “Hi! I’m Hadrian! You’re a lot prettier in person then in my dream and you look a lot happier too! OH!” Hadrian rushed back to the couch and dove to the floor. Blitz rolled his eyes with a chuckle, clearly used to the little boys antics. “Sorry about that, Loona. Though it is a good sign that he’s not hiding from you. That’s what happened when I was trying to find a babysitter for him. I actually shot the last one when he called Hady an ugly brat. Thankfully the kid was taking a nap and he can sleep through pretty much anything. I’ll show ya your room.”

Loona nodded slowly but still kept an eye on where Hadrian’s tail was. “It’s not much but like I said, you can decorate it how ya like.” He set the clothes bags on the floor near the closet and handed Loona a key. “So you can have privacy as you like or to simply keep Hadrian out if ya don’t want him in your room when you’re not home. Not that he’d come in without permission but I’ll leave that up to you.”

As if to prove this point, Hadrian excitedly knocked on the open door. He was holding a cardboard box with drawings all over it. Loona smiled softly again, “Yeah kid?” Hadrian remained by the door and bashfully held up the box. “I made this for you.” Loona waved him over to the bed where she was sitting.

The kid hesitated for a moment before hopping up to sit next to her. He once more held up the box to her. Loona gently took it and carefully cut the tape with her claws; she secretly wanted to keep the box. Neatly nestled inside was a black, red, white, and gray patchwork hellhound with white button eyes. Loona was surprised by how much it looked like herself. “I knew daddy was going to bring you home soon and I wanted you’re first toy to be just as special as Mr. Bubble!” He then pulled the pony out of his hoodie pocket. The hoodie actually belonged to Blitz but the six-year-old liked wearing it.

Loona looked like she was about to cry but covered it by letting her hair cover her face for a second. After she had a moment to calm down, she reached for the bag at the foot of the bed and gave it to Hadrian. “Well, since you gave me this, I guess I can give you this in return.” The six-year-old looked down at the black bag and carefully pulled the blanket out. He squealed excitedly and instantly hugged Loona.

The hellhound wasn’t sure what to do and simply placed her paw on his head. “Yeah, yeah, you’re welcome!” She was blushing hard and growled at Blitz when he took a picture of the two. “Delete it right now before I kill you!” The imp laughed hard and ran from the room, Loona chasing him and Hadrian laughing his little ass off.

Chapter 5: Cookies!

Loona was chilling out on the couch, watching Hadrian work on a drawling. She didn’t think it was a vision, just him doing kid thinks. “Hey, Loo-Loo? Can we make cookies?” The hellhound looked up from her phone, sighing in defeat over the nickname once more. He had started calling her that not long after she settled in and he was the only one she let call her that.

“Why do you want to make cookies all of a sudden?” Hadrian frowned, “Daddy had a nightmare again last night. He tried not to wake me up… Don’t like it when daddy cries.” Loona looked surprised but then again, Blitz did have the air of a survivor. “Well, if we’re going to make cookies we better go to the store and get some more chocolate.” Hadrian lit up and rushed to grab his coat and shoes. Loona would never openly admit it but the kid looked adorable in the coat Blitz bought him a few weeks ago.

She double checked the tracking app on her phone, something Blitz insisted she have even if she could track Hadrian by scent, before grabbing her wallet. “Remember kid, you are to stay with me and take nothing from anyone.” Hadrian nodded happily and grabbed her hand once they were on the street. He hadn’t done so originally but Loona quickly realized the main reason Blitz did it all the time.
Hadrian was easily distracted.

Loona learned this the hard way a week after meeting the kid. They were walking to the store and she had been looking at something on her phone. Loona was half way down the street when she realized that Hadrian wasn’t beside her any more. Looking back, she had found him staring at some graffiti. So yeah, she made sure to hold his hand after that.

Upon entering the store Loona headed straight for the baking isle. Knowing that Hadrian wouldn’t leave the isle without her, she set him loose. “Grab some chocolate chips and then we can grab some snacks to take home.” Blitz gave her a decent allowance every week in case they wanted to do stuff like this.

Hadrian cheered happily and ran over to the chocolate chips, taking time to find just the right one. Loona took a picture of him concentrating, his little tongue poking out. Chuckling softly, she made a mental note to send it to Blitz later.

As she was scrolling through Sinstagram, Loona heard Hadrian squeak in surprise. Looking up, she spotted some weird ass lizard-looking sinner cornering her brother against the shelf. Not caring what the fuck he wanted, Loona marched over and punched the creep in the face. “Stay the fuck away from my brother!” The sinner went flying and slammed into the far wall with a bone breaking crash.

Loona then picked Hadrian up and was about to leave the isle when she noticed a horse shaped cookie cutter. “Hey, think dad would like horse shaped cookies?” Teary green eyes looked up at her and then the cutter with a nod. Seeing that she wasn’t going to be getting a verbal reply anytime soon, Loona grabbed the cutter and a few of their favorite snacks before leaving.

 

Once back home, Loona went right for the kitchen. “Ok, munchkin. Let’s wash our hands and grab our aprons!” She said as she tickled Hadrian’s sides, earning herself a squealing laugh. Loona would sooner die then let Blitz or anyone else see her acting like this but Hadrian was just too cute!

Pre-heating the oven to the right temp, Loona pulled on her skull covered apron and helped Hadrian with his paw print covered apron. For the next two hours they goofed off while making horse shaped cookies. By the end, both of them were covered in flour and raw cookie dough. “Ok, now it’s time to get cleaned up since the cookies are done.” Loona stated as she picked a giggling Hadrian up.

This was actually her first time giving the little boy a bath, as it was normally something Blitz did. She had her suspicions as to why but she wasn’t even remotely prepared for what she saw as he was undressed. Old burns and scars littered the child’s body, the word ‘FREAK’ was even carved into his back.

Biting back a growl, she quickly but gently washed the giggling six-year-old. Once he was squeaky clean, it was her turn but she didn’t want to leave the kid unattended with fresh baked cookies, so she made it quick. Thankfully, Hadrian was once more at the coffee table working on his drawling.

Seeing that it was almost six, Loona decided to throw the casserole Blitz prepped last night into the oven. “So munchkin, what are you drawling?” Hadrian looked at her and then at the paper, most likely weighing his options. Maybe it was a vision drawling?

“You promise not to tell daddy?” Loona smiled softly and crossed her heart, “I swear not to tell Blitz.” He seemed to believe her since he waved her over. Looking at the drawling, she could tell that it wasn’t done yet as only a few figures were actually finished. One was obviously her (middle left), the next was Blitz (middle right), and then there was Hadrian but he looked older (right in the middle). There were two shorter figures standing in front of Blitz with a taller figure to his right and a slightly shorter figure standing next to them.

On her left was a figure that seemed to match Blitz’s height. Behind Hadrian was a much taller figure that seemed to have another figure siting on their shoulder. There seemed to be two rough outlines of three other figures, two taller ones behind Hadrian and one on the other side of the two taller figures standing next to Blitz. There also seemed to be two figures up near the top of the page as well.

“It’z not done and it feels like I’m still missing people, but this will one day be our family! I see them some times in my dreams but they’re never very clear…” Loona looked at the picture in wonder, this would be their family one day? She wasn’t sure how to feel but some part of her was actually looking forward to this.

 

It was almost eight by the time Blitz was able to get home. Knowing that Hadrian would be asleep by now, he careful opened the door. All of the lights were off except for the kitchen light. Peeking in he saw a note on the fridge obviously written by Loona. ‘There’s food in the microwave for you, dumbass. Don’t touch the plastic container until you’ve eaten dinner’. Blitz chuckled and while he did want to know what the surprise was, he did as he was told.

Once he was done, he cleaned up and rushed over to the mystery container. Popping the lid open he found chocolate chip horse shaped cookies. Blitz teared up a bit and took a picture of them to post later. While last night and today may have sucked dick, he at least had the best fucking kids to come home to.

Chapter 6: Fear

Hadrian happily enjoyed his ice cream while daddy and Loo-Loo argued over the best flavor. Loo-Loo said vanilla while daddy said mint chocolate but Hadrian liked chocolate so far. They were all in the park enjoying the good weather just like the rest of the city seemed to be.

“Hey, daddy? Can we make chicken alfredo for dinner?” Blitz and Loona stopped arguing for a moment. “Sure! We should have everything we need!” Blitz said cheerfully. “We actually might want to pick up more butter. Last I saw we were running low.” Loona added on as she looked at her phone.

Blitz jumped up from the bench, dropping his ice cream in the process. “Fuck! Oh, well. Let’s head to the store now while all the perverts aren’t there!” Loona rolled her eyes but got up, followed by an excited Hadrian. They were all happily walking down the street when portals started opening up all over the sky.

Both Blitz and Loona cursed while the imp picked the confused six-year-old up and handed him over to Loona. “You are to run as fast as you can back to the apartment and no matter what, you do not look back!” The hellhound didn’t even argue, she simply tightened her grip on Hadrian and ran through the hoard of panicked demons.

Looking over Loona’s shoulder, Hadrian kept track of his daddy. He didn’t know what was happening but it really scared both of his favorite people. That’s when he saw them. White figures with wings and spears descended from the sky and started attacking any demon they came acrossed.

Screams of fear and panic filled the air even more and it scared Hadrian. But what scared him more was when one of the white figures landed right in front of his daddy. Loona must have somehow seen it too, because she turned around. “BLITZ!” He looked at both of them, “DO NOT STOP!”

Hadrian could feel how tense his sister was, but she did obey. The last time Hadrian saw his daddy, the white figure was stabbing him through the chest.

 

Blitz was startled awake by not only his door slamming open but by Hadrian’s blood curdling scream. Loona rushed through the door and landed on the bed just as he pulled the still screaming child into his arms. “Hady, ssshhh, you’re ok. Daddy’s got ya, baby boy.” Loona’s ears were pinned back and she was whimpering, not knowing what to do to help.

Hadrian jerked awake and instantly burst into tears once more upon seeing Blitz. “Hady, baby boy, what’s wrong?” The little boy just shook his head and mumbled into his daddy’s chest. Loona could apparently hear him because she looked horrified. “He said you died…”

Blitz pulled Loona closer and gently made Hadrian look at him. “Baby boy, what did you see?” So, Hadrian told them everything, from how they got ice cream, to the white figures coming from the sky. The more he spoke the more horrified the two looked. Blitz knew he’d have to tell Hadrian about Extermination Day soon but for Hadrian to actually have a vision about it and by the sound of it, an early one were the imp died, wasn’t how he wanted to do it. “Oh, Hady… what you saw were Exorcists coming down to exterminate sinners. It happens once a year, normally the day before New Years but on rare occasions it can happen earlier.” Blitz looked up at Loona, “Go grab your emergency bag, we’re going to Gluttony for a couple of days.” She nodded quickly and ran to go get her bag.

While she was doing that, Blitz grabbed his and Hadrian’s. It was bad enough that his kid saw it in a vision, there was no reason to force him to live though it in reality. “Baby boy, we’re going to another Ring for a little bit. How does that sound?” Teary green eyes looked up at him and Hadrian nodded slowly. “No bad people?” Blitz nodded, “No bad people.”

So, in the middle of the night, the family of three took the elevator down to Gluttony. Hadrian and Loona were curled up together in the back, sound asleep. As Blitz drove through the darkened streets of Gluttony, he made mental notes about what restaurants looked interesting so they could check them out come morning.

But right now he was going to find a good place to park for the night and look for an actually place to stay in the morning. He didn’t want to wake the kids up seeing as they were comfortable at the moment.

They all slept late into the day the following morning and what woke all of them up was an emergency broadcast on their phones for the Pride Ring, informing of an early extermination.

Chapter 7: Birthday!!!

After the early extermination only a few days into December and Hadrian having witnessed it first hand through a vision, he was understandably wary of having either Blitz or Loona out of his sight. However, with a little bit of time and reassurance that they weren’t going to leave him all alone, Blitz was able to go back to work and Loona was able to leaving the apartment without Hadrian bursting into tears. She didn’t stay out late, normally coming back around eight to help tuck Hadrian in.

But today was different, because it was March, which meant Loona’s birth month. The adoption center only had the estimated birth month in her adoption file, so with a bit of haggling from Blitz, Loona reluctantly allowed them to choose a date.

After a lot of thought, Hadrian mentioned Saint Patrick’s Day. Blitz instantly loved the idea as it meant Loona could party the day away without it feeling like a birthday party and then come home to a small family celebration. Loona didn’t give two fucks but did smile as the two gushed in excitement.

So now it was March seventeenth, Saint Patrick’s Day. Loona was currently bar hopping in Pentagram City where sinners celebrated the Earth Holiday, while Blitz and Hadrian were at the mall getting her presents. “Daddy, I don’t think Loo-Loo likes spiders.” Blitz was currently eyeing a case that was housing live spiders, a glint in his eye.

He, however, did concede defeat knowing that Hadrian was right. “I know, Hady.” Blitz said with a sigh, “How about we go to Stylish Occult then?” Hadrian nodded happily and pulled the imp along with him. While the store was busy, it didn’t worry Blitz as most of the other demons were teens that didn’t give two shits about anyone but themselves.

The father-son duo looked through the racks of clothing, trying to see if they could find anything that screamed Loona. Given her fur, she was rather picky about what she wore so they took that into account. It was towards the back of the shop that Hadrian found something. It was a black spaghetti strap dress with a bit of a wide skirt. The fabric was nice and airy and felt like some of the shirts his sister owned already.

It was really plan looking, given the store they were at but Hadrian felt that he could make it better. So, grabbing it from the rack, he ran back to his daddy who was looking at a chocker with spikes on it. “Daddy, I found a dress for Loo-Loo but it’s not done. Can we please go to the fabric store?”
Blitz looked down at his puppy-eyed son and squealed. “Of course we can! You know I love seeing you be creative! Let’s go checkout and head on over.” Hadrian beamed up at him and rushed back to the front, beating his daddy by only a few seconds.

 

By the time they got back home it was already one and they weren’t expect Loona home until closer to nine. Which gave them more than enough time to get the cake and everything ready. Hadrian hid away in the bedroom so that Blitz couldn’t see what he was doing. About a month ago, the imp ‘found’ a sewing machine that was as nice shade of dark blue that Blitz knew Hadrian would fucking love! He was originally going to give it to Hadrian for his birthday but then around the same time, there was an incident. The kids had gone to the store, like normal, but as they were cashing out, some random hellhound started hitting on Loona.

She was by no means interested and made that clear but the dick wasn’t taking the hint. Hadrian, not seeing what was going on, asked Loona if they could make dinner tonight to surprise Blitz. Before Loona could even answer, the bastard hellhound shoved Hadrian hard into a shelf. The six-year-old hit the shelf hard and cut his arm on the sharp edge.

Loona lost her shit and killed the hellhound on the spot before rushing home. Blitz didn’t have any jobs that day so received quite the shock when Loona rushed through the door with a bleeding and sobbing Hadrian. Thankfully, the kids magic healed the injury so they didn’t need to go to the hospital but that didn’t change the fact that Hadrian was bloody and upset.

So, once he was cleaned up and calmed down, Blitz pulled the sewing machine out from where he had been hiding it. Loona looked amused but Hadrian was over the moon. Ever since, he’s been making or fixing anything he can. Blitz had a large array of horse stuffed animals in a variety of sizes and styles. Loona had a whole nest made of blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals that were mainly wolves with other dangerous animals thrown in.

But back to the point, Hadrian was fixing up the dress and Blitz knew that it was going to be stunning.

 

By the time Loona got home, she was buzzing with good energy and couldn’t wipe the smile off her face. Walking into the apartment, it only got better as she smelled the fresh baked cake and could hear Hadrian using his sewing machine. “Loony! Welcome home! Foods done if you’re hungry and your bothers almost done with your gift!”

Feeling pretty great, she let her dad hug her without protest. “Yeah, that sounds nice.” Her dad looked at her with a big stupid smile on his face but didn’t make a fuss. While the two were happily eating, Hadrian charged from the room and rushed up to Loona with a box in hand. “Loo-Loo! Here’s your gift, so you need to open it right now!” He then proceeded to jump up and down with excitement. Loona decided to humor him and opened the box.

Inside was a gorgeous black dress with a black elegant pentagram lace overlay on the bust that connected to a solid black chocker. It had a corset bodice and the skirt had a lair of sheer fabric that had a soft shimmer to it. “Hady, I fucking love it! It’s fucking perfect and there’s matching fingerless elbow gloves too! Fuck yeah!”

She picked Hadrian up and spun him around the room. Blitz took pictures of the two giggling like mad and he couldn’t have been happier!

Chapter 8: sickness

The next four years passed by with much the same feeling for the happy family of three. Loona was now twenty-one and Hadrian had turned eleven. With both of his kid’s encouragements Blitz actually opened his own assassination business.

Loona helped with picking out the office to start from and Hadrian rather excitedly helped with picking employees. Which lead to the two drawings on the fridge, one depicting a black haired, female imp named Millie. She had seen one of Hadrian’s fliers a week after he had his vision of her. She was a charming imp that Hadrian simply adored and the feeling was mutual.

The next was of a white haired, male imp named Moxxie. His arrival into their growing family was rather interesting because Hadrian said that Blitz needed to get arrested on a specific day at a specific time. Blitz being the chaos magnet he was, didn’t argue. Once the imp was out he brought a shell shocked Moxxie with him.

Hadrian was also very fond of the smaller imp as well but not as much as Millie it seemed. Seeing as they opened I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) at the beginning of the year, it was no surprise that Moxxie and Millie started dating and got married in July. It was a small affair with just the I.M.P. crew there seeing as Millie’s family couldn’t come in person and Moxxie refused to even mention his.

So, now in the final week of August, an eleven-year-old Hadrian was sick and being fussed over by the married couple as Blitz made soup in the kitchen. “Hady honey, ya need to take your medicine so ya can feel better.” Millie cooed softly to the sniffling little boy. “Millie’s right, Hadrian. You really do need to take it. Boss is making you some soup, so you can have that to wash the taste from your mouth.” Hadrian glared at the white haired imp but did do as asked. He made a face at the taste. “Still yucky.” The couples laughing was interrupted by the arrival of Blitz. “Hope you two fuck stains are done tormenting my kid!” Making his way to the bed, the taller imp gently sat a tray down on the bed. “Ok baby boy, your sister should be back with some vaporub soon so you can breathe better but for now, try eating some soup.”

Hadrian nodded happily, loving it when his daddy cooked. While the elven-year-old was eating, the three imps started talking. “So B, what was it you wanted to talk about today?” The taller imp blinked stupidly for a moment, then remembered he had wanted to have a staff meeting today to discuss an expansion. “Yeah, Loona already knows so we don’t need to wait for her. While business is good so far, I’ve been thinking about offering sinners the chance to get revenge before their targets get to hell.”

Blitz let that sink in for a minute, enjoying the look of shock on their faces. “Um… sir, how do you plan to do that?” “Well, should this work out, I plan to ask an…” He looked briefly at Hadrian and smiled softly with a sigh. “Old friend if he’d be interested in helping out until Hadrian’s older and has better control of his magic. Yes Moxxie, Hady wants to help out and was the one to make the suggestion.”

The white haired imp snapped his mouth shut. “B, what if this friend doesn’t agree?” Blitz nodded, “Then I’ll find some other way. Getting access to Earth is hard but not impossible.”

While the three imps were talking, Loona arrived home and walked into the room. “Hey munchkin, I got the good stuff so you can take a nap without coughing up a lung.” Hadrian tried to laugh but ended up coughing and Loona offered him some water. “Yeah, let’s get that stuff on you now.”
Hadrian grumbled but didn’t fight her as she unbuttoned his pajamas. Loona then opened the jar and dipped her fingers in. Had this been anyone else, she wouldn’t be doing this but this was her baby brother.

With his breathing now eased, Hadrian drifted off rather quickly. Not wanting to disturb him, they all moved to the living room. There, they talked for about another hour or two before the couple left. At about six, Blitz heard a noise in the bedroom and went to check on Hadrian. Upon opening the door, he was horrified to see a summoning seal on the floor. Before he could grab Hadrian the summoning seal activated and the little boy was gone.

Chapter 9: seeking help

Blitz didn’t remember screaming or Loona running into the room, all he could see before him was an empty bed where his eleven-year-old son should be. “Dad, where’s Hadrian?!” Looking into his daughters eyes, Blitz felt numb. “Those bastards summoned him back. After four years, they had the nerve to summon him back.” The more he said it aloud, the angrier it made him. Blitz wasn’t stupid, though he could play the part well. When he got Hadrian settled he did a lot of snooping. He subtly tracked down former magic users in Pentagram City. From the ones he didn’t beat the shit out of, Blitz learned about their war and why so many of them were in hell.

It didn’t take long for him to put two and two together. While Blitz didn’t want to believe it, he knew deep down that there was a chance that Hadrian had somehow gotten himself to the future at only six-years-old. There were too many similarities between his son and this ‘Harry Potter’ kid that he’d heard many of the sinners talking about.

Blitz knew that there was no getting his eleven-year-old son back but he might have a chance to get his sixteen-year-old son back. From the way the newer sinners were talking, the imp didn’t have a large time window before Magical Britian went into lock down because of the war started by old men.

This was why he was currently climbing the walls of a certain Ars Goetia’s palace. Moxxie had argued against doing so but Blitz was a dramatic bitch and would do dramatic bitch things! Plus, when he adopted Hadrian, the imp had toyed with the thought of contacting Stolas about possibly teaching the kid, so had looked into the owl-demon’s life. What he found was concerning and had made him hesitate. He wasn’t afraid of Stolas but was concerned for him. Rumor after rumor mentioned how vile his wife, Stella, was and they only got worse. Blitz could honestly say the only good thing from their marriage was Octavia, Stola’s daughter.

So, while Blitz wanted to try and reconnect with his once childhood friend, he needed to protect his kid. He was hoping that Stolas would understand, especially now.

Getting into the palace was laughably easy and Blitz was so going to get on Stolas’ case should this go right. He’d picked the day of the ‘Not Divorced’ Anniversary Party for a reason, as the imp knew he was less likely to get caught by anyone. Blitz did, however, peek through one of the ball room windows hoping to catch Stolas’ attention. He wasn’t sure if the owl-demon saw him but the imp definitely spotted the owl.

Blitz shook his head not wanting to touch on that particular feeling right now. Once Hadrian was home, then he could have a gay panic that both of his kids could laugh at.

But back to the matter at hand, Blitz was now successfully in Stolas’ room and looking through his wide collection of books. Hadrian was the main reason he took up reading. The child enjoyed reading aloud and would encourage the imp to do the same. While Blitz didn’t read all the time, he would occasionally find something that interested him.

Seeing as he had some time to kill, he looked through the books and found something about magic theory. While he knew he wouldn’t understand most of it, he still wanted to try and understand his kid.

He wasn’t sure how long he had been reading but was surprised by how much he understood. Blitz would probably have finished the book if it wasn’t for an out of breath Stolas slamming the door open. Looking up, the imp was met with a wide eyed owl staring at him; guess the demon saw him after all.

“Blitzo?” The imp cringed slightly, “The O is silent now, Stolas but long time no see?” He added with a nervous chuckle and standing up. The two stared at each other awkwardly until Blitz put the book back and straightened up. “I know this is gonna be a dick move, seeing as we haven’t seen each other in years but I need a favor.”

Stolas wilted slightly but before he could speak, Blitz carried on. “I know I can trust ya to keep this to yourself but what I’m about ta tell ya can’t leave this room. Please.” The owl looked at him with concern but did nod. Blitz took a deep breath trying to keep calm but seemed to be failing if the look Stolas was giving him meant anything. “Blitz, are you alright?”

“No, to be honest I haven’t been alright for the last month and a half. Can we just sit down?” The owl nodded and gently guided the imp to the couch by the windows. Blitz took a deep breath again, “Ok. About four years ago, I adopted a little boy. Cutest little shit you’ll ever meet, he was the reason I considered contacting ya.” Stolas looked shocked but didn’t interrupt. “I could instantly tell that Hadrian was human and a magic user on top of that. Told me he made a birthday wish for a new daddy or mommy that would love him.” Blitz chuckled wetly but managed to hold it together.

“When I heard the rumors surrounding your ‘wife’, I made the hard decision to hold off on reaching out to you until he was older. Hope you can forgive me for that.” Stolas cooed softly and gently took Blitz’s hand. “I don’t blame you, my dear. You were protecting your child and I respect that.” Some of the tension the imp was holding faded slightly. “Thanks. Hady said you would understand but that little shit has visions, so I guess I should have believed him.” He chuckled softly, “When I knew that Hadrian had magic, I did some snoopin around amongst the sinners that used to have magic. I came to the conclusion that Hadrian was from the past; it’s not somethin I took well. A month and a half ago, my eleven-year-old son was summoned back to Earth and I have no way of getting him back but I have a small window of time to get my now sixteen-year-old son out of a war that he never should have had to face. Stolas, the reason I’m here is because I need to borrow your Grimoire so my team and I can get to Earth. We’d use the cover of offering to off targets on Earth but we’d also be trying to track Hadrian down and bring him home.”

Stolas stayed silent for a time and Blitz couldn’t bring himself to look at the other demon. He was too busy running through all of his other options, seeing as he honestly believed that Stolas was going to refuse. After what felt like an eternity, Stolas gently made Blitz look at him.

They stared at each other for a moment before Stolas smiled softly. “Blitz, as one father to another, I will gladly help you find your son. My I give you a hug?” Normally, the imp would have made some stupid comment or told him to fuck off but after talking about Hadrian, he could really use one. “Please…”

For the next hour, that was what the two did, simply hug. Stolas ignored the wet feeling growing on his shirt, more than content to let Blitz seek the comfort he needed. By the time the imp had calmed down, it was late into the night. “Why don’t you stay the night? We can gush over our children and share pictures they would say are embarrassing.” Blitz out right laughed at this and didn’t see the harm in it. “Sure, let me text my daughter, Loona, that I’m alive and won’t be home tonight. Then, I’ll tell you how I came to adopt another kid only two months after adopting the first one.”

 

They talked long into the night about their children, lives, and anything else they could think of. By the time morning rolled around, the two demons were curled together on the bed sound asleep. That was until Blitz’s phone started ringing. The imp dived for it and ended up falling on the floor. “What!?”

“Obviously, you didn’t check the caller ID. How did everything go? M&M have been blowing up my phone since early this morning.” Blitz blinked slowly as his mind tried to wake up. Stolas was looking down at him with a mixture of concern and amusement. “Sorry, Loony. I’ll be back in about an hour and if they call again, just tell them I’ll talk to them once I’m back.”

“Fine but you better not come home smelling like bird ass.” She hung up before Blitz could even get a word out. The imp knew he was blushing and given the startled squawk, so was Stolas. “I should probably get going. We could talk later and get the details sorted out?”

They both refused to look at each other, too embarrassed. Stolas cleared his throat and held out the book to Blitz. “Yes, that sounds perfect.” The owl then gathered his nerves and looked at the imp. “Would you like me to open a portal for you?”

Before Blitz could answer, they both heard laughter from the garden below. Peeking over the balcony, the two demons spotted Stella and two of her friends having tea with cake. Blitz then got an evil grin on his face. “How badly do you want a reason to divorce her?” Stolas didn’t understand at first but once he caught on, his eyes lit up. “What did you have in mind?”

“Well, my daughter gave us quite the option. It just comes down to whether you could put up with her screeching and tantrums.” Blitz watched as Stolas thought it over but there was an obvious issue he was having. “Ya do know that you can tell Octavia the truth right? From what I’ve heard, you pretty much raised her as a single parent, so I think she would no doubt understand if ya sat down and talked to her.”

Stolas sighed, “Yes, I suppose you’re right. It would just be so much easier if my sister were here. Stella is quite intimidated by her but she was given a special assignment by Death himself some odd years ago. She won’t be back until late next year if I recall correctly.”

Blitz perked up at this. “I thought you weren’t close with any of your siblings?” Stolas chuckled softly, “I’m not but Hedy is my twin, though we’re not identical. I heard it gave my father quite the surprise, though Hedy has never liked him. Did not like my arranged marriage to Stella either. My father once tried to arrange a marriage for her as well but her would be suitor disappeared. Everyone knows it was my sister’s doing but they do not have any proof.”

Both demons were trying not to laugh as they didn’t want to let Stella know they were watching her. “Well, I guess I’m about to become one of her favorite imps for what is about to happen.” Blitz then stripped down to nothing but his jacket. He got a good hold on the book and fell off the balcony. Stolas rushed to look over just in time to see Blitz land on the cake, showering the three demons at the table.

“Sorry, I fucked your husband!” Blitz then jumped off the table and rushed out of view. Seeing as he was still looking over the balcony, Stella saw Stolas and started screaming. “STOLAS, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?” Grinning widely, he grabbed the edge of the anniversary banner still decorating the railing and ripped it off. “THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!”

Stolas continued to laugh as he walked back into his room with Blitz’s clothes in his arms. He then opened a portal and saw a naked grinning Blitz on the other side. “So, what happened after I ran?” Stolas tried to stop laughing but he wasn’t very successful at first. After a few minutes, he was finally able to speak. “Well, she is certainly pissed and your little display was quite the show as well, I must say.” He chuckled once more as he handed Blitz his clothes.

“Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it!” The imp added with a bow once he was dressed. “I need to get out of here, I did promise Loona I’d be back soon. Talk to ya later?” Stolas nodded happily, “Yes, we shall speak later.”

Chapter 10: Let it burn!!

The next time Blitz and Stolas talked, it was during one of the imps first Earth missions. Moxxie hadn’t shot the target, wimping out and missing thus leading them to run from the crazy cannibal family. Stolas later apologized for his poor timing but Blitz told him it wasn’t his fault. After that, they set up a schedule where Blitz would bring the book back on the full moon and they could just talk and try to figure out how to find Hadrian.

Stolas had tried to use a tracking spell plus a number of other methods to find Hadrian but none had worked. Blitz didn’t blame the owl but did appreciate the attempt anyway.

It had been months since then and I.M.P. had gained quite a few clients after their first successful mission. However, they were running out of time. More ex-magic sinners were coming in by droves and what they were saying wasn’t good. I.M.P. most likely only had weeks at best to find Hadrian and get him out.

That was what Blitz was doing right now. They didn’t have any jobs today so he was in his office looking over everything he had gathered so far about the layout of Magical Britian. He had tried looking everywhere he could, but it was Hogwarts that was giving him the most trouble. Blitz knew that it was most likely where Hadrian was but the imp had no way of getting there. It was hidden behind multiple spells that would most likely make it impossible for him to get in, seeing as he wanted to kill the bastards that took his kid.

Sighing heavily and lost in his thoughts, Blitz was almost relived when he saw Stolas’ ID pop up on his phone. “Hey, Stolas. You have fuckin great timing, I was just about to bang my head on my desk.” He heard Stolas hum softly over the phone. “Well, I have a favor to ask of you, so I imagine it will help distract you more.”

Blitz chuckled, “Sure, why not.” Stolas laughed happily and proceeded to explain. “Well, with Stella yelling and throwing things about, I have decided to take Octavia to Loo-Loo Land. I hope to speak to her about the divorce and explain what happened. I would like for you to act as our bodyguards.”

The imp winced upon hearing the name. Taking a deep breath to calm himself down, Blitz weighed his options. “Ok, Stolas. It wouldn’t hurt to get out of the Pride Ring for a few hours so that I can clear my head. Plus, it’d be nice to meet Octavia in person. Maybe once Hadrian’s home they could become friends.”

Stolas chuckled softly, “Then we shall meet you outside of the office, yes?” Blitz confirmed before hanging up. “M&M get in here, we’re going to Loo-Loo Land!” Moxxie slowly opened the door while Millie crashed through the doors window. “Loo-Loo Land, Sir?” “LOO-LOO LAND!” “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Blitz winced, knowing how much Loona hated the amusement park’s name, seeing as Hadrian called her ‘Loo-Loo’.

“Yeah, Stolas asked us to bodyguard him and his daughter. They’ll meet us out front so grab your shit and get outside!” Millie rushed off in excitement, dragging Moxxie with her. Blitz walked over to Loona, who was scrolling through her phone. “I know your answer already but do ya wanna come with us?” She looked up at him briefly before looking back at her phone. “No… but thanks for asking anyway… dad.”

Blitz nodded, “Do you want me to bring you back anything? Doesn’t have to be from the park.” Loona got a thoughtful look on her face and pulled a flier from one of the desk drawers. “There’s a coffee shop that just opened and they’re advertising a new drink I’ve been wanting to try.” Blitz took the flier and managed to kiss Loona’s forehead before she could escape. “Blitz!” She growled out as she swiped at him. He bounced out of the way with a laugh. “Seeya later, Loony Toony!” He heard her throw something at the door once he closed it.

 

Upon exiting the building, Blitz was met by an interesting sight. Moxxie was trying to act all proper, Millie was bouncing on her hooves, Octavia was pulling her hat over her eyes, and Stolas was wearing red shorts, a white tee-shirt, and had one of those stupid knock-off Loo-Loo Land apple hats.

Blitz tried not to laugh but by the look Stolas was giving him, he was failing. “Ok, into the van, bitches!” Thankfully, getting to the park wasn’t awkward nor hard but Blitz knew that wouldn’t last once they got to the park.

And he was right.

 

Upon entering the park, Millie tugged Moxxie around in excitement, leaving Blitz to watch over the two owls for the time being. “Ok, Stolas. Remember that this trip is for you to talk to Octavia and not to get into a flirting war with me.” Yes, that was something they actually did. It never got too sexual, mainly consisting of bad dad jokes and seeing who could make the other blush more.

The owl leaned down and bopped Blitz on the nose. “You are so cute when you are serious, however, you are right. I will try and behave myself.” Blitz snorted but let him be. Off to the side, Octavia was watching them, “I’m literally going to be sick.”

Moxxie hearing this went into mother hen mode and started pulling things out of his fanny pack. “Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Antioxidants, Ibuprofen, Morphine?” The younger owl rolled her eyes, “It was figurative, Old Man.” She then walked away, only to run into the Loo-Loo Land mascot. A red apple that was missing a tooth and looked like it had been vomited on. “Well, hey there, I’m Loo-Loo! Welcome to Loo-Loo Land! If y’all get hurt here, just try and sue us!”

“Look, Via! It’s Loo-Loo!” Octavia rolled her eyes before getting a sly smile on her face, something Blitz noticed. “I have a question.” The creepy ass mascot turned to look at her, “Well ask away, little girlie!”

“Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer’s far more popular Lu-Lu World?” “No?” Octaivia glared, “This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.” Stolas chuckled nervously but Blitz was laughing his ass off. “Damn, kid! That was beautiful!”

The imp looked over at the other two, “I’ll take the first watch, you two go have fun!” Millie didn’t need to be told twice, while Moxxie looked betrayed. Blitz chuckled before following the two royals around the park. Stolas still hadn’t said anything to Octavia but Blitz didn’t blame him, it was a kind of awkward thing to talk about. “You know, it’s quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.” Feeling Stolas run his fingers over his horns, Blitz shot him an annoyed look. “Don’t even try it. You’re stalling and you and I both know it.” The owl at least had the decency to look sheepish.

Octavia huffed, “you both need to get a room.” Blitz looked offended, “Hey! I am not a day hooker! Plus, I’m being well behaved thank you very much!” He stuck his tongue out for good measure. Stolas, seeing where this was going decided to distract them by pointing out the Robotic Fizzarolli show.
Both imp and younger owl sighed in annoyance. “I hate that fucking clown.” They both said together. “Um… Blitzy? I could use my bodyguard.” Without even looking, Blitz shot one of the attempted kidnapping imps. With one shot the rest scattered. Blitz carried the owl into the tent, following the younger owl. He then dropped him on a bench and got as far from the stage and clown as he could.

The robot started singing the stupid fucking Loo-Loo Land song and by the end, Blitz wanted to shot himself. Thankfully, some stupid imp once more tried to kidnap Stolas, so Blitz shot the imp in the head. Stolas, being the fucking moron he was, commented on it once more by flirting. This upset Octavia and she ran off with Stolas following after her.

Blitz was going to follow them but the fucking clown saw him first. “Oh, ho, ho! Is that BlitzO my sensors spot up there? I guess the kitties are still running away from you!” The imp stopped against his better judgement. “The O is silent now.”

“Just like your audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here!” Blitz sneered, “Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo-rip-off of an overrated sell-out jester!” The robo-Fizzarolli laughed, “Some ones salty! Real or not though, people love me! Does anybody love you, BlitzO?”

A mental image of his kids plus staff ran through his mind and he smiled sharply. “Yeah, four people to be exact. But on another note, I’m really good with guns now. Dance bitch!” Blitz then fired at the robot and all hell broke loose from there.

 

Stolas followed Octavia into the haunted house, where he was once more attack and Millie shot the imp off of him. He might have said something to them but he had already put this talk off all day. Walking through the house, he found Octavia sitting in one of the rides. “I have something to confess to you, my Starfire. The reason I brought you here was so that we could talk and I could explain what had happened.”

Octavia didn’t look at him but didn’t argue either, so he took it as a good sign. “I didn’t sleep with Blitz, not in the way your mother thinks. That night he came to me for help in finding his son. It is not my story to tell, though I am sure Blitz would be willing to tell you should you ask. That night, we talked about our children and fell asleep.” He took a deep breath and looked his daughter in the eye. “Octavia, I have never loved your mother just as she has never loved me. The only good thing to come from this sham of a marriage is you. That morning before Blitz left, he asked me how badly I wanted a reason to divorce. That is how the event happened. I should have told you sooner but with your mother storming through the palace, I could not find a quiet moment. I truly wish Hedy was here, she would explain it so much better. You two always had such an amazing bond.”

He sighed, giving Octavia time to think about everything. “So, does that mean you’re not running off with him then?” Stolas quickly looked up and pulled his daughter into a tight hug. “Satan no, my Owlette! Blitz would sooner eat glass then run off without his children and he would never allow me to run off without you! Honestly, he thinks you would be a good friend for his son, Hadrian, once the child is finally brought home.”

Octavia looked at him in question but thankfully didn’t ask. “I suppose we should leave, as you are far too old for this place. Moxxie mentioned something about Blitz and fire, so I do not imagine that there will be much of a park for long.” The younger owl laughed and he couldn’t help but do the same.

 

Later in the night, amongst the ruined ashes of Loo-Loo Land. A robed figure walked through the parks remains until they came acrossed a badly glitching robo-Fizzarolli. The robot was badly damaged and looked like it was going to go off line soon. “Well, I know a certain some one that is just going to love you!”

The figure picked the robot up and chucked it into a pocket dimension. “While I couldn’t fight Fate on her stupid war, I can at least try and make-up for all the bullshit she put him through.” The black figure started whistling happily to themselves as they vanished into the night.

Chapter 11: The obligatory beach episode

It had been a few weeks since the Loo-Loo Land incident and in those few weeks, Magical Britain had shut down, ending all chances of finding Hadrian. Neither Blitz nor Loona took it well and didn’t come into the office for a few days, which M&M understood. But now was their first day back in almost a week and both father and daughter were pumped to cause bloodshed.

“Remember that the Spring Break fliers were posted yesterday so we’ll probably have a flood of sinners wanting bitches dead! So, Loona checks them in, M&M grabs the names of the targets, and I’ll get the payments!” He then turned up the music to drowned out Moxxie’s potential whining.

Just as he was about to pull into their parking space, a familiar shitty pink convertible parked there first. Blitz launched himself over Loona to stare at the pink haired succubus. “Verosika?! I should have known you’d be here! I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is…” He fell from the window and quickly recovered, “Three Rings down!”

The pink bitch sneered at him. “And I should have known you’d be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.” Blitz could hear Loona starting to growl, seeing as the bitches comment was an obvious dig at the imp adopting Hadrian. “Oh, yeah? I’m surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see that you’re still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it’s the last cock in hell.”

Verosika chuckled, “They let me out because I’m still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups. So, your sister says hi.” Blitz tried not to growl but the bitch was pushing his buttons. “Well, move your pink tampon race car as that’s our parking space!” The bitch laughed, “I’m doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building. They had me come in this week to lead their team during Spring Break.” Blitz went wide eyed at the thought of dealing with the pink whore for an entire week. “NO FUCKING WAY!” She sneered at him, “Aw, you mad BlitzO? Going to run off and max out my credit card on stupid bullshit?!” Blitz smiled nastily at her, remembering why her card was maxed out in the first place. “Well, seeing as you were only going to use it for booze and drugs, I thought I’d use it to buy my kids’ shit! Not my fault you didn’t notice it was gone until it was maxed out and you got the bill!”

She growled at him, “Choke on a sandpaper cock.” As she walked passed the van, Loona growled at her but then caught sight of the hellhound with her. After Hadrian was kidnaped, Loona stopped going out as much and normally stayed at home with Blitz. So, meeting another hellhound and a hot one at that, made her feel a little awkward.

Vortex, as Verosika introduced him as, was working as the whore’s bodyguard. The two walked off, leaving Blitz pissed and Loona rather confused on what feeling should be more important at the moment. Millie, not realizing the tension, stuck her head out of the window. “How do you know Verosika Mayday?” Loona growled at the bitches name and Blitz groaned. “We dated but I dumped her ass when I adopted Hadrian. Bitch wasn’t too keen on having a little kid around and I was tired of her selfish bullshit.”

Millie seemed to pick up on what was left unsaid but couldn’t help being curious. “Was it before or after she became a popstar?” Moxxie slammed the van door open, apparently missing what Blitz had said. “You dated a popstar?!” The taller imp huffed and crossed his arms. “Ninety-nine percent the worst choice I’ve ever made, the remaining one percent was because our fighting lead me to find Hadrian. Can we please drop this and go inside? I’m sure we already have clients waiting. Millie, find a place to park the van!”

Loona chuckled, “That’s because I didn’t let your dyslexic ass touch the fliers Hady made.” This joke seemed to ease some of the tension Blitz had. “Let’s just get through the week and the stupid bitch won’t be our problem anymore.”

 

For the next two hours, I.M.P. was flooded with sinners wanting someone dead. With the three imps still not having human disguises, Loona was going to came with them and lore the targets in so that no mistakes were made. If the added bonus was that the father-daughter duo could release some pent up rage, then no one was complaining.

They were about half way through the list when Verosika and her whores showed up on the same beach. This only fueled the duo more. “Blitz, one of the targets is at the bitches concert. I’ll go get him and be right back.” He gave her a thumbs up, “I let Moxxie and Millie go after some of the targets in town so no rush, Loony!”

As Loona made her way through the horny crowd, Blitz went back to kill some of the targets still close to the dock they’d been hiding under. As this was happening, a giant mutant fish rose from the waters, killing some people as it walked onto the beach. Blitz saw it try and swallow Moxxie, only for Millie to come to his rescue.

Seeing no reason not to enjoy the show, Blitz let Millie do her thing. When she tossed Moxxie from its mouth, Blitz caught the clearly drunk imp. “I love that woman!” The taller imp chuckled evilly, “Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn’t she?”

Seeing Millie kill the fish from the inside was fucking beautiful. “OH, YEAH! Way to show off Mil’s!” Shaking the water from her hair, Millie looked towards her husband. “Is Mox ok?” Blitz looked down at the very much drunk imp in his arms. “Other than a wicked hang over later? He’s fine but if he says or does stupid shit, I want copies!” Millie chuckled but did agree.

With their list complete at this point they just needed to wait for Loona to rejoin them. “BlitzO…” The imp groaned, not wanting to deal with the whore squad. “Oh perfect that must be the whores.” Verosika glared at them. “That was handled rather obviously, don’t you think?”

Millie snorted at her and held up the bitches flask. “I don’t think this belonged to any of us.” She then tossed it to her, “Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the Human World.” Blitz looked proud and Moxxie started laughing.

Verosika glared at them all, “Yeah, well, you three nasty ass gremlins will be in deep shit for not being in disguises!” Moxxie put his hand in the air and fell from Blitz’ arms. He face planted in the sand before looking up at the group of whores. “A human called me a possum! I am not a possum!” Blitz got a smug look on his face as he pulled Moxxie up and handed him to Millie. “You know, we could keep this little B movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.”

The whore looked like she would rather chew glass but angrily agreed. “Fine.” The three imps cheered as Loona joined them once more. “What the fuck did I miss?” Blitz smiled brightly at her and gave her a quick hug. “We got the parking space and wiped that smug ass look off the bitches face! What did you do?”

Loona growled at the imp before rubbing the back of her neck. “I talked with Vortex for a bit.” Blitz went through multiple dad faces before settling on happy. “Well, I’m glad you’re making friends! I’m sure your brother will be pleased to meet them!” The hellhound smiled softly before pushing the imp into the portal.

Chapter 12: Through the years

YEAR ONE;

Hadrian didn’t like it here! It wasn’t home and he missed his family! The weird old man kept saying that his family was in Surrey but that wasn’t true! When the little boy kept calling them liars, the old man did something funny to his head. Now, whenever he tried to remember or even talk about his family, different names and faces came out.

He tried to remember his daddy’s face or his sister’s voice but there was nothing!

It upset Hadrian to no end! It was even worse when they kept saying his name was Harry Potter but it wasn’t! He was Hadrian… he was Hadrian…
Laying in his bed in Gryffindor Tower, a broken hearted eleven-year-old sobbed. He was the only one there at the moment, other than Hedwig, the only good thing to come from this. She reminded him of home and sometimes had the same feeling. He had tried to see if she could take letters home but she always looked at him sadly and groomed his hair.

“Hedwig, I want to go home…” The snowy owl gained a determined look in her eye and flew off. She was back soon enough with a paper in her beak. Looking up, the little boy took it from her and his eyes grew wide with hope. “Come on Hedwig, we need to go somewhere quiet!” Once the owl was securely on his shoulder, the little boy took off down the stairs and out the portrait door.

It had been a month since the little boy was imprisoned within the castle, so he had a lot of time to explore for ways to get out. While doing so, he found a hidden chamber in an old abandoned girls room. Ms. Myrtle was nice enough to promise not to tell anyone about his hiding spot. As he entered the bathroom, Hadrian gave Ms. Myrtle a quick hello before hissing at the sink and sliding down. Hedwig soared down after him as the sink closed once more.

The nice House Elves cleaned up the chamber when Hadrian had asked them. They didn’t agree with the teachers kidnapping a little boy and tended to dote on Hadrian when the little boy needed it. So, cleaning up the Chamber of Secrets was no big ask for them.

Upon entering the main chamber Hadrian rushed over to the sleeping serpent that called the place home. “Kora, Hedwig found a summoning ritual! I might not be able to get home with it but maybe I can summon my daddy or sister!” The giant serpent raised her head and looked down at the excited child. When she was first woken up, she hadn’t expected to see an incredibly adorable and sad child. There was something that spoke to her about him and she was instantly smitten with him. If that meant she had to share him with a demon in disguise, then so be it.

“That sounds lovely, Hatchling! Though, on the chance it is not your father nor sister, I will gladly protect you.” Hadrian squealed happily and proceeded to draw the summoning circle while the basilisk and owl watched. After a couple of minutes there was a perfectly drawn circle with elegantly written runes.

“Ok, I’m going to start now!” Both creatures nodded and watched as their little boy started to chant. Now, while Hedwig’s full powers may be sealed away for the moment, that didn’t mean she was just going to let her chick summon some random ass demon.

Following the summoning magic to hell, she guided it to a specific sinner that she knew wouldn’t hurt her chick. As the magic built up, the circle activated and a rather surprised arachnid appeared. “What the fuck!?” Hadrian opened his eyes and saw a tall pink spider looking around in shock.

 

Angel Dust had just been minding his own business when a summoning circle lit up under his feet. It wasn’t the first time he had seen one but it was the first time he was the one being summoned. Of all the things he had expected to see, it wasn’t a giant ass snake with an owl on its head and a kid sitting on the floor in front of the two.

“Well… this is new. I’m gonna assume you were the one that summoned me?” The kid was just staring at him in shock as the giant ass snake hissed at him. Before Angel could even think to pull his gun, the kid started hissing back!

 

“Hatchling, I find this one to be… strange and smells of mating. May I eat him?” Hadrian blinked slowly, not taking his eyes off the nervous spider. “No, Kora… wait does mating mean sex?” The basilisk nodded, seeing no reason to lie. Hadrian tilted his head cutely and observed the arachnid, as it would appear that he was doing the same.

Gazing at the spider, Hadrian could feel this soothing aura that was hidden deep within all the dark ick. “Do you need a hug? When daddy feels icky on the inside he says my hugs make him feel better. OH! I’m Hadrian, that’s Kora, and on her head is Hedwig!” Hadrian pointed them out as he said their names. The spider looked at all of them and chuckled nervously. “Um, the name’s Angel Dust, kid.”

The spider, Angel Dust, still seemed to be processing the question. “Um, they’re not going to attack me, are they?” Hadrian looked up at the two creatures before shaking his head. “No, not unless you hurt me. But you haven’t answered my question.” Angel blinked a bit, as if finally registering the question.

When was the last time Angel had gotten a hug without strings attached? When he didn’t want to rub his skin raw just to get the feeling of Val’s fingers off of him? Looking at the kid in front of him, that had such a sad look deep within his eyes. Maybe he wasn’t the only one who needed a hug?

“Sure, kid. I think I’d like that.” Hadrian jumped up and hesitantly walked towards the spider. Angel smiled softly, he always had a soft spot for kids and gently picked the child up. He used all six arms to give this hurting kid the best hug he’d ever have.

They stayed like that for a few hours, Angel even moved to lean against a rather content Kora. At some point, Hedwig landed on the spiders head and started grooming his hair. Angel could honestly say that he had never felt so peaceful.

 

For the rest of the year, when Hadrian had the time to slip away, he’d go down to the chamber and summon Angel. They always hugged first before talking and it was a ritual that meant a great deal to them both. Around the end of the year, Angel managed to bring a second hellphone with him so that he and Hadrian could talk over the summer or when Hadrian couldn’t slip away to summon him.

The little boy had been so thrilled at the time and had tried to call his family, only for him to be unable to remember their numbers. Angel held him in a tight hug and reassured him that it would be ok.

On another note, one of the Professors, Quirrell the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, was found dead in his office at the end of the school year. Only the elves, Kora, and Hedwig knew what happened and the elves certainly wouldn’t say anything.

And when Hadrian was shipped off to the Dursley’s, Hedwig put the fear of Lucifer into them. They tried treating Hadrian the way they had used to but Hedwig was having none of it. By the end of the first week, the Dursley’s were terrified of the owl, not that Hadrian knew this. He was too busy talking to Angel when the spider was free.

 

YEAR TWO;

Hadrian didn’t like being back at the castle, even if the elves and Kora were there. The new Defense Professor was weird and kept singling him out. Something about them both having fame, which Hadrian didn’t even want. The Weasley twins had taken to pranking the man, as they saw how uncomfortable he was making the twelve-year-old.

Hedwig seemed to approve, so Hadrian didn’t mind, though there was this annoying first year that kept taking his picture. Hadrian had tried asking him to stop but with no such luck. About a week after that, someone enchanted his camera to shock the kid whenever he tried to take Hadrian’s picture. The first year quickly stopped after that.

Things stayed that way until October, when students and the caretakers cat were being petrified. Mr. Filch didn’t blame Hadrian for it, even if he was the one to find the poor cat hanging by her tail. The twelve-year-old was reasonably upset and Hedwig, like last year, stayed with the child regardless of the class. The professors tried to stop her but learned quickly that she would fight for her chick.

What Hadrian didn’t know, was that the old bastard had tried to kill her on more than one occasion. Being a demon, however, made that a trial in futility. She would just show up the next morning on Hadrian’s head and looked the bastard square in the eye.

Hadrian was now in the chamber being comforted by Angel. During a stupid Defense club ‘class’ someone summoned a snake and it got scared when the stupid teacher launched it into the air. When it landed, Hadrian was quick to comfort it and make sure it got home safe. Everyone there looked at him like he was a freak. They started whispering about how he must be the one attacking people and Hadrian just ran.

“Kiddo, you know you ain’t a monsta, right? Trust me, I’ve seen monstas and you ain’t it.” Hadrian sniffled a bit but didn’t leave his hiding spot in Angel’s chest fluff. Had it been anyone else, Angel would have charged them or straight up shot them but the kid just wanted to feel safe, even if it was only for a little while.

“Hey Angel, can you tell me more about Pentagram City? Daddy never went there much and Sissy only bar hopped on her birthday.” The arachnid chuckled, “Sure, why the fuck not.” Angel gently made Hadrian look at him. “But Hady, you gotta promise me one thing. Neve talk to, listen to, or even interact with the Overlord Valantino. If ya see him, you are to run the other way and not look back. He’s a really bad demon and I don’t want him gettin his sick claws into ya. Bad enough he’s already got his claws in ta me.”

Hearing this, Hedwig got a determined look in her eyes. Well, she had never liked the little roach and Ozzie sure as hell didn’t either. If she played her cards right, she’d be adopting a cute arachnid as well.

 

Throughout the year, Hadrian mainly kept to himself. He avoided everyone he could and didn’t keep up with the school gossip surrounding those that were petrified. However, Hedwig, Kora, and the elves did. Once more at the end of the year, the Defense professor was found dead in his office and Hedwig dropped off a rather suspicious journal to Gringotts. They were very pleased to get rid of such a nasty Soul Shard and if deep within their vaults, another was destroyed? Well, what a happy coincidence!

 

YEAR THREE;

So far, the year hadn’t been too bad, other than the creepy shadow people that were haunting the castle. The fact that a supposed serial killer was after him, really didn’t bother him. He lives in hell were there are plenty of them! Plus, he was protected by Hedwig, Kora, and Angel! So, he’d like to see Sirius Black try and get to him!

 

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Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen are you free?

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SpiderQueen: Sure kiddo, what’s up?

Magic_Cutie: There’s apparently a serial killer after me and there are these really creepy things, dementors is what they’re called I think. They tried to attack me on the train to the castle but Hedwig scared it off! Isn’t that cool!?

SpiderQueen: One; WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN A SERIAL KILLER!? Two; WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEMENTOR!? Three; HEDWIG IS FUCKING AMAZING FOR PROTECTING MY LITTLE BRO!

Hadrian giggled happily. He loved it when Angel said they were brothers!

Magic_Cutie: His name is Sirius Black and apparently he betrayed the Potters and got them killed. He was apparently also responsible for killing their friend Peter Pettigrew. I don’t believe it though. The adults here tend to forget that I don’t want to be here, so I snoop around like daddy taught me! I found out all sorts of things about the two men and the elves were more than happy to tell me more. According to them, Pettigrew could turn into a rat and Black could turn into a black dog! I think I’ve seen Black twice and Pettigrew has been living in the tower as a rat.

SpiderQueen: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PETTIGREW’S BEEN LIVING IN THE TOWER?!

Magic_Cutie: He’s pretending to be a student’s pet rat. Hedwig doesn’t like him so takes to screeching at him when she sees him. I think she plans on dropping him in the middle of the dining hall and forcing him to shift. I think it will be quite funny! OH! You can use the cloak to watch! It’ll be so much fun!

SpiderQueen: DON’T YOU DARE TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU LITTLE SHIT! ALSO, HELL YEAH I WANT TO BE THERE!

Magic_Cutie: I’m not changing the subject, I just don’t want you to worry! I have Hedwig and Kora to protect me. Not that this will help, but my new Defense teacher is a werewolf.

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YEAR FOUR;

The end of third year didn’t end in any deaths, though Hadrian was now living with his innocent Godfather Sirius Black. The man knew about Kora and Angel, the first because Hadrian told him and the second because Sirius walked in on them talking. He hadn’t know what to say at first, but one look from a highly amused Hedwig had the man conceding defeat. Though it wasn’t the first time a demon had been summoned in the Ancestral House of Black.

When Sirius was given custody of Hadrian, something the old fucker from the castle tried to stop too bad he couldn’t find the court room, he black listed everyone from the Order of the Phoenix from the house. Hadrian didn’t really care for the details, he was just happy that he could summon Angel more often.

There was one other upside and that was the interesting House Elf named Kreacher. He respected Hedwig and seemed to simply adore Hadrian. While he didn’t like Sirius, the feeling was very much mutual. The elf’s first encounter with Angel was definitely interesting to say the least. The two brothers had just been hanging out on the kids room when the elf popped in. He took one look at Angel then at Hadrian before popping back out.

They looked at each other in question, just as Kreacher popped back in with a strange locket. Hedwig took one look at it before grabbing it from the elf and heading for Gringotts. The brothers were still confused but Kreacher looked rather pleased and asked Angel if he’d be staying for dinner.

 

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Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen, I know it’s late but are you free? I really need someone right now. Something happened with the fucking tournament I told you about. Sirius won’t be here until tomorrow but right now I just…

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SpiderQueen: Give me five minutes, kiddo. Vox is here talking business with Val and I can’t slip out just yet. Head down to the chamber, curl up with Kora, and I’ll be there as soon as I can

 

Angel tried not to make it look like he was running from the studio, when he really really wanted to. When Hadrian messaged him, the arachnid could immediately tell something was very much wrong. Ducking Val was easy, he’d done so main times before but it was Vox that was the problem. The fucking TV was watching him closely all night and it set Angel’s nerves on fire and not in a good way.

As Angel calmly walked down the street, he tried not to look suspicious. He could feel Vox following him; why, he wasn’t sure. Having been in the mob before he dead, Angel knew how to get rid of a tail and did just that.

Once he felt safe enough, he sent Hadrian a text. Just as he hit send, Vox came out of nowhere and grabbed his arm. “Val tells me you’ve been acting strange, asked that I find out why.” Angel didn’t even have a chance to responded before the summoning circle lit up under their feet.

Upon landing in the chamber, Angel acted quickly. “KORA!” The basilisk didn’t even hesitate to wrap the TV Overlord within her coils. The demon was clearly shocked and didn’t seem to know how to respond. Angel held Hadrian close but kept his eyes on the other demon. “FUCK! If we send you back you’re gonna tell Val all about this but if I just have Kora eat ya then you can’t and Val will think I had something to do with it! FUCK I’M SCREWED EITHER WAY!” During Angel’s panicked rant, Hedwig landed on the TV Overlords head.

“Angel…” He looked down at his little brother, who was pointing towards the other demon. Looking up, Angel was deeply appalled. “Hedwig, ya can’t be serious!? He’s Val’s fuck toy!” The owl remained were she was, looking very much unmoved. They stared each other down but Hedwig wouldn’t budge. “AAAAA! FINE, BUT HE SO MUCH AS LOOKS AT HADY WRONG AND I’M SHOOTIN HIM!”

Hedwig nodded sharply, hopped down to look Vox in the eye, and judged his very soul. The demon quickly grew uncomfortable as he came to the same understanding that Angel had when he first met the owl. “Kora, you can release him. Hedwig gives her approval, apparently.” The basilisk didn’t look happy but did let go of the demon.

“So, this is what has been going on? You were summoned by a human child?” Angel really didn’t want to answer but Hadrian did. “Didn’t mean to summon Angel. I was hoping to summon my dad or sister but I’m glad I summoned him, he gives really good hugs. Angel, I wanna go home!” Hadrian started crying hard, so all of Angel’s attention went to the kid.

“Hady, what happened?” “I’m in the fucking tournament and there’s nothing that fucking old goat is willing to do about it! Sirius won’t be here until tomorrow and even then I don’t think he can do anything about it! All three schools are calling me a cheater and a liar when I told them I didn’t put my name in. The twins and Luna believe me but it really hurts and I’m really scared!” Hadrian screamed as all the pent up anger came forth.

Angel just let him scream and vent out all of his feelings. “Hady, we’ll figure this out, ok? Sirius isn’t gonna leave you on your own and I’m sure he’ll bring Kreacher with him. Ya know how much that elf loves ya, not to mention to castle elves.” The kid laughed softly before turning his attention to the other demon, in hopes of distracting himself for the time being. “Angel says that you sleep with the roach but if that was true, I don’t think Hedwig would have let you come with Angel.”

Vox blinked slowly, trying to process what he just witnessed. “Just for the record, Val was the one who started those rumors, I just didn’t argue them. Porn is part of the Entertainment Industry and that’s what my power is based on, entertainment. Val doesn’t like to admit it, but he’s not as powerful as he likes to claim. His deals come from being a silver tongued bastard and intimidation. Sure, he’s killed a few demons, but put him against another Overlord and he’d be toast.”

Angel blinked slowly as all of that info sank in. He looked at Hedwig, who was smug as fuck, before looking back at Vox. “I think I know why Hedwig let you live.”

 

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Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen @I.T._Support I just got done with the first task and turns out I can speak to dragons too! Selene was really nice! Does hell have dragons? We didn’t travel to the other Rings that much.

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SpiderQueen: First; WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU FACING A DRAGON IN THE FIRST PLACE!? Two; I don’t know

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I.T._Support: One; why is this my name? Two; what the fuck kind of school are you at? Three; yes, but mainly in the Wraith or Envy Rings, though I’m not entirely sure.

SpiderQueen: That’s your name because it’s correct

Magic_Cutie: A school that kidnaps eleven-year-olds from their families and puts a spell on them so they can’t tell anyone. Also, I needed to steal a golden egg from Selene but once I explained it to her she gladly gave it to me

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I.T._Support: Is he going to go on a rant?

Magic_Cutie: Probably, though it wouldn’t be the first time. All the schools seem to believe me now that I didn’t put my name in the cup, not that I care. Though Sirius called them all jackass’s and that they could keep their fake apologies to themselves. It was actually really funny to watch! Also, I think my Defense teacher is going to die again this year. Hedwig is giving him one of her ‘Looks’

I.T._Support: Should I be concerned that he’s still typing? Also, is it a regular thing for your teachers to die and what was with the egg?

Magic_Cutie: No, he’s probably looking up big words to make his argument sound more impressive and yes to the teachers thing but mainly the Defense one. When I opened the egg I was in the chamber with Kora. It screeched something awful, so I quickly shut it. Kora said it was merfolk song and that it always sounds like a dying cat out of the water. Sirius has a bath in his room so I took it there. Long story short, they’re apparently going to take someone precious to me or that’s what I think it translates to. I hope Sirius doesn’t mind getting wet, he’s rather fond of his hair. Also, you might want to mute your phone within the next ten minutes because Angel’s almost done

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I.T._Support: Kid, what the fuck is your life? Also, good idea

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Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen @I.T._Support Guess who just shocked multiple people by going to a stupid party in not only a dress but with their Godfather as their ‘date’

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SipderQueen: FUCK YEAH! You better have taken pictures and please tell me you wore the purple dress!?

I.T._Support: Why do I get the feeling that your Godfather made a scene? Also, I completely approve of the purple dress, Angel showed me a picture of it.

Magic_Cutie: OH! He so made a scene but it was so much fun! He ended up setting the old goat on fire and I’m pretty sure Kreacher helped him prank everyone that tried to cozy up to me. I saw a lot of differently colored people fleeing from the room and yes we took wizarding pictures. Hedwig even came with me!

 

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Magic_Cutie: One; Sirius looks like a drowned rat when wet. Two; the goat and Ministry official running the tournament are in trouble for ‘volunteering’ a child to be dropped into the bottom of the lake. Three; I rescued the kid once Kora scared the shit out of the merfolk trying to stop me. Four; Kora has access to the Black Lake thanks to the castle elves

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SpiderQueen: I demand pictures!

I.T._Support: Kora must be thrilled to be able to get some much needed fresh air. Didn’t you mention her only having access to the pipes in the castle? Also, I demand pictures as well

Magic_Cutie: Love the fact that you’re not even shocked by the goat kidnapping another kid. But yeah there are pictures and Kora is beyond thrilled. She can go into the Forbidden Forest too so she can actually go hunting as she likes

SpiderQueen: Why should we comment on something he’s done before? It’s not like it was a surprise. Also, Vox stop drinking my sodas!

I.T._Support: Then stop eating my candy!

Magic_Cutie: What exactly is going on with you two?

I.T._Support: I’m trying to find a loop hole in Angel’s contract with the roach and he’s been secretly living with me

Magic_Cutie: Does that mean you two are going to start dating?

SpiderQueen: FUCK NO! I HAVE SOME STANDARDS DAMNIT! Plus, Vox has a growing crush on some one

I.T._Support: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Hadrian, ignore him!

SpiderQueen: OR WHAT?! YOU OVERGROWN TOASTER! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE DOING ANYTHING WRONG! ONCE HEQOEWNNGJJOIIUCGINGAVRI

Magic_Cutie: Did Vox just kill Angel?

 

Vox was in the middle of filling out paperwork when a powerful urge to check on Hadrian hit him.

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I.T._Support: @SpiderQueen did you also just get a sudden strong urge to check on Hadrian?

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SpiderQueen: Yeah, but I’m at work right now. No way in hell is Val letting me leave without a damn good reason. @Magic_Cutie are you ok?

I.T._Support: It’s been ten minutes. I’m using the emergence spell Hadrian made

SpiderQueen: Good, keep me informed

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Vox shoved his phone in his pocket and grabbed the ritual paper Hadrian gave both demons. Lighting it on fire, he repeated the reverse summoning spell. Much to his shock, he landed in what looked like a graveyard. Switching over to his human disguise, Vox carefully moved through the gravestones.

What he found boiled his blood. Hadrian was bleeding on the ground with multiple masked people surrounding him and some snake faced bastard. Vox would have thought he was a demon if not for the magic rolling off of him. When the bastard raised his wand towards Hadrian, Vox didn’t hesitate to interfere.

Charging forward through the crowd, Vox slashed at the creature. “Like hell I’m letting you hurt him!” The other reared back with a scream and Vox followed, slashing and killing anyone else that tried to interfere. Looks like he and Angel would be doing some hunting later in Hell.

Before long, they realized that they were out matched and started fleeing, starting with Vox’s main target. Once they were all gone, the demon rushed back to Hadrian. “FUCK, HADY!?” He gently rolled the teen over and started checking him for injures. Other than a really nasty cut on his arm, he mainly had cuts and bruises.

Vox looked around spotting what looked like a trophy and a dead body. Before long a screeching Hedwig flew into view and started circling the cup. “I’m going to pick you up Hady and I’ll try and be as gentle as I can.” Hadrian was slightly conscience and pointed towards the other body. “Need take him home.” Vox nodded and grabbed the other body. Hedwig landed on his head and waited for Vox to touch the cup. “I know for a fact I’m not going to like this.”

Upon touching the cup, Vox was thrown into the worst sensation he had ever felt but did thankfully land on his feet. Ignoring the people cheering the supposed ‘champion’ Vox looked around for Sirius. “Black, I need your help!”

The crowd slowly fell silent and someone screamed upon seeing the dead body. Vox didn’t care for any of it and simply looked around for Sirius who was in front of them before long. “What the hell happened?” “When I found him he was surrounded by people in masks and some guy that could pass for a demon. I killed quite a few of them and injured the ring leader but he did get away.”

 

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I.T._Support: @SpiderQueen it’s bad, Angel. It’s really bad

 

YEAR FIVE;

What happened after the tournament was a cluster fuck. Vox lied and said he was hired by Sirius to monitor Hadrian during the shit show of a tournament, just in case something like this happened. Sirius happily backed this up and anyone that tried to get close to the demon and teen was met with a furies Hedwig.

Upon arriving back home, Vox quickly summoned Angel who was finally free from work. The arachnid didn’t hesitate to cocoon the still shell shocked teen in multiple blankets and hugs.

They both stayed the night and once more, the fake Defense teacher was found dead in his office. The real one, called Mad-eye Moody, was found inside of his own trunk, very much pissed.

 

Hadrian was on his way back from the cake shop just around the corner from the house. Sirius had been hesitant to let him do so at first but relented when Kreacher volunteered to follow the teen, invisibly of course. “Kreacher, can we make that pasta dish Angel likes? I get the feeling that he hasn’t had the best day.”

“Of course, Master Hadrian. Kreacher just be needing to make sure Bad Black isn’t in the kitchen this time.” Kreacher’s speech had gotten better, seeing as Vox made it his personal mission to make sure the elf spoke properly; he counted Angel as a lost cause.

“You know he didn’t mean to set the fire.” The elf huffed, “Makes no difference. Bad Black is a bad cook.” Hadrian chuckled before a cold sick feeling washed over him. “Kreacher, please go get Siri.” The elf didn’t even try to argue and did as told.

Not a moment later a confused looking Sirius was standing there. “Hady, kid. What’s going on?” Just as he asked the question, two dementors were coming at them. “Ah…”

 

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Magic_Cutie: So, I almost got arrested and expelled from Hogwarts but Sirius opened his mouth. I mean, I don’t want to get arrested but I sure as hell didn’t want to go back to Hogwarts. Also, you know how my Patronus is a Kelpie? Well Sirius’ is a basset hound and it is the cutes thing!

Magic_Cutie: *cutest

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SpiderQueen: Why the fuck were you almost arrested!?

I.T._Support: Did you get pictures?

SpiderQueen: THAT’S WHAT YOU ASK!? MY BROTHER ALMOST GOT ARRESTED AND YOU WANT PICTURES!?

I.T._Support: This isn’t even the worst thing to happen to him. I’m sure someone was trying to kill him again and it was taking care of. Do. You. Have. Pictures?

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Magic_Cutie: You do realize he’s not going to let this go right?

I.T._Support: I’m aware but he’s with Cherri Bomb and can’t get me

Magic_Cutie: So, does that mean you’re not coming to dinner?

I.T._Support: Fuck

 

Hadrian was back at Hogwarts for only a few weeks and he already wanted the year to be over. There was a pink toad teaching Defense and she had it out for him and he didn’t even know why. Hedwig didn’t like her either and made that very clear.

But right now, all of that seemed so worth it.

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Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen @I.T._Support I HAVE A NEW FRIEND AND YOU NEED TO MEET HER! SHE MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING THE PINK TOAD IS TRYING TO DO TO ME!

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SpiderQueen: What the fuck is a pink toad? And what is she trying to do to you?

I.T._Support: Who’s this ‘friend’?

SpiderQueen: VOX THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR THAT! WHO OR WHAT IS THE PINK TOAD?!

Magic_Cutie: The pink toad is the new Defense teacher, who I don’t think is going to be around much longer than another week. As for my friend, you have to come meet her, I don’t think she’ll show up in a picture

SpiderQueen: WE’RE BOTH FREE!

One summoning ritual later, both demons were staring in shock at what was standing behind Hadrian. It looked like a horse with black leather skin stretched over its bones and large bat like wings. Milky white eyes looked at them and Angel subtly hid behind Vox, as he was slightly taller.

“Um… Hadrian, who’s this?” The teen beamed at them as he continued to feed the creature raw meat. Kora didn’t seem to be the least bit bothered by this and Hedwig was looking quite pleased. “This is Briar and she’s a thestral! You can apparently only see them if you’ve seen someone die and accepted death. I’ve seen plenty of demons die, so I’ve seen them since I arrived, I just didn’t know what they were called. She walked right up to me and has been following me around ever since! It’s funny when other students walk into her because they can’t see her!”

The two demons didn’t know what to say. Quite honestly, the thestral scared them with the way she was looking(?) at them. “Hady, she ain’t gonna eat us, is she?” Hadrian looked at his brother like he had gained a second head. “No? I mean not unless you attack her.”

This really didn’t reassure them.

Two days later, Hadrian let them both know that the teacher was dead again.

 

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Magic_Cutie: I don’t know what went wrong…

Magic_Cutie: One minute I was at the castle and then I was at the Ministry… Sirius was there too, looking for me I think…

Magic_Cutie: Then everything went wrong…

Magic_Cutie: Siri’s dead… I have to go to Gringotts tomorrow…

Magic_Cutie: I don’t know what to do…

Hadrian was sitting on his bedroom floor, staring blankly at his phone. Tears were pouring down his face and he felt numb. Kreacher was seated to his left, Briar to his right, and Hedwig was on his shoulder preening his hair. Before long, blue taloned hands took the phone from him and pink gloved hands gently picked him up. “Don’t worry, sugar. We’ll both go which ya and make sure nothin happens.”

“Angel’s right, Hady. Kreacher and Briar can even come as well. You know the goblins adore you, so I don’t think they’ll mind.” Teary eyes looked up at the demon but Vox could see that Hadrian wasn’t all there. “Let’s try and get some sleep and in the morning we’ll try and make sense of everything.”

 

YEAR SIX;

Thanks to a loophole from when Hadrian was forced to participate in the tournament. He was seen as a legal adult and thus didn’t need to go to Hogwarts. The old goat tried to fight this but the goblins were having none of it. So, Hadrian was studying from home and thus was avoiding all the bullshit going on in the Ministry and the Death Eater attacks they were trying to deny were happening.

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Magic_Cutie: Um… do either of you know what a cherub is? Because there is one currently talking to me. He says Siri sent them

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SpiderQueen: I’ve heard of them before, their some type of angel that visits earth to do good deeds or something like that

SpiderQueen: *they’re

I.T._Support: They’re small fry angels that don’t really have much power other than to grant ‘miracles’. Wait, did you say Sirius sent them?

Magic_Cutie: Yeah. At first I thought I was hallucinating when a red headed kid, yellow sheep, and purple sheep arrived in the kitchen but then Hedwig attacked the first two. She seems to like Collin though, he’s the purple one.

SpiderQueen: That would explain why we couldn’t find him in hell. Damn, I feel betrayed

I.T._Support: I actually feel the same, I was hoping he’d help me prank Alastor

Magic_Cutie: What is it with you and Alastor?

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Magic_Cutie: I fucked up didn’t I?

SpiderQueen: You deeply fucked up.

 

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Magic_Cutie: Apparently the castle was attacked. Most of the students made it out safe, but the castle is under Death Eater control. The papers are wondering where the ‘Great Harry Potter’ is. I’ve taken to burning them as has Kreacher. I’m glad that we moved Kora out of the place when I left.

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SpiderQueen: While I feel bad for the kids stuck in a war started by old men wanting power, I’m happy that you weren’t there.

I.T._Support: I agree with Angel but please be careful. Those bastards will get desperate and try every way they can to pull you in. They went through all the trouble to pull you from your family and made sure you could tell no one. I suggest you travel for a few months until they get their shit sorted

SpiderQueen: I agree!

Magic_Cutie: I was thinking of doing so anyway over the summer. I don’t think it will be long before they paint a target on my back that I can’t escape from in Britian. I promise to call or message you guys every day! I’ll even send pictures!

 

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Magic_Cutie: One; I’ve met Death and his name is Elliot apparently and he’s really nice! Two; Fate’s a whore and a war mongering one at that! Three; Please don’t be mad but I need to go back to Britain

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I.T._Support: Angel is sitting right acrossed from me and I can feel the rage as he types. But back to the point, what, what, and what!?

Magic_Cutie: Elliot came to me as I was trying to catch a boat to Japan. He was sad to say that Fate won’t let me get out of her war. One way or another the goat was going to find me but Elliot said that if I win her stupid game I can go home but here’s the part you’re not going to like.

I.T._Support: Hadrian, what is it? We could never hate you, it’s not like you chose this

Magic_Cutie: Elliot has named me his Master, something I was always destined for and something Fate doesn’t know. Here’s the part you guys won’t like… Fate expects me to die in this war but with me being the Master of Death that won’t happen. However, in order to get home… I still have to die by the snake fucks hand for the title to take affect

SpiderQueen: WHAT THE FUCK, HADY! NO, I WONT ALLOW THIS, THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOU HOME THEN YOU DYING!

Magic_Cutie: Angel, there is no other option. Elliot tried. He says the moment my heart stops I’m free from Fate and he can take me home. I won’t fall alone! I’m supposed to go with Hedwig and wake up in her home, safe and sound! Plus, Briar, Kora, and possibly Kreacher can come with me!

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I.T._Support: He’s just really upset, Hadrian. Give him some time to calm down but Hady, are you sure about this?

Magic_Cutie: At first? No, I was fucking scared! But Vox? I really want to go home. I want to remember what my family looks like, what their names are, what their voices sound like! I don’t think I could last another year trapped here on earth.

I.T._Support: Ok… I don’t like it but ok.

Magic_Cutie: Vox, what’s it like to die?

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SpiderQueen: It’s like falling asleep, Hady. Just close your eyes and when you wake up, you’ll be back home

 

YEAR SEVEN;

Hadrian walked through the Forbidden Forest, his body aching quite a bit. He hadn’t expected to fight when he got back to the castle, the epicenter for the war. It wasn’t like he didn’t know how to but he was better with guns and his magic, while powerful, was heavily untrained due to the castle being more of a free for all for him then a school. The teachers never made sense or taught him in a way that felt right for his magic.

Maybe when he got home, Hedwig could teach him!?

Feeling slightly better, Hadrian continued through the forest. Hadrian really didn’t pay attention to the jeering going on as he entered the clearing where the snake faced bastard is. All of the other Soul Shards had been destroyed by Hedwig and the goblins over the years, so once Hadrian died, that was it for the bastards and their war.

But a small part of Hadrian felt bad for Tom Riddle, the boy that was turned into a snake faced monster because of a goat seeking power. Maybe once he’s back home he can look for Voldemort(?) and see if his mind is back together. If it wasn’t, then the raven could put him out of his misery once and for all.

When Hadrian focused back on the man, the last thing he saw was a green light heading for him.

 

Blinking his eyes open, Hadrian found himself in a white room that looked like an elegant ballroom. Standing in front of him was a woman with long black and white hair wearing a long gray dress and robe. “Sorry, kiddo but you needed to make a pitstop before going home.”

She waved her hand and two chairs appeared. “Please sit, this won’t be too long.” Hadrian did so hesitantly, “Um… who are you?” She smiled, “My name is Scarlett and I’m the Judge of far too many things to discuss right now. You’re here, because I wished to apologize for how your life played out. I knew this Fate was going out of control but didn’t stop her in time. Thus you suffered needlessly and once more I apologize.”

Hadrian wasn’t sure what to do but then Elliot came rushing in. He was tall with blond hair, silver eyes, and pale skin. “Scarlett! Hadrian isn’t in hell! Oh… Hi.”

She chuckled, “I was just about to send him on his way. Don’t worry, Elliot.” Scarlett then gently touched her fingers to Hadrian’s forehead and he knew nothing else

 

IN HELL;

In all of the Rings of Hell, the skies shimmered with raw power and a symbol appeared in the sky. It was a triangle with a circle in the center and a line going through the middle. It was the symbol of the Master of Death.

Every Sin, Overlord, and Lucifer himself knew that this added a whole new power to the Hierarchy of Hell. And they all wanted it.

Notes:

Hadrian died and came back like in the movie, so he is alive and not a Sinner. I forgot when the original Final Battle took place so I have it set in October-November area before Hadrian turns eighteen. So, the time line from this point on is a little up for debate.

Scarlett is an OC that pops up in pretty much all my fics. You'll learn more about her later on as she pops up.

Chapter 13: Welcome home!

Notes:

There is a major reason I don't stay up passed midnight, it's too much power for my autism and ADHD to handle. I had completely convinced myself, that yesterday was Sunday. I checked the time on my phone, saw that it was Sunday and started talking to myself for a solid half hour about how I was going to need to apologize for being late on updating. How I had blanked on doing any of my Sunday chores.
I was so tired, that I thought I lost an entire day. I stared at the time for a solid minute until my brain actually jumped into gear and realized that today was Sunday and it was just passed midnight.
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When Hedwig awoke, she knew she was in her bedroom at her brother’s palace. Why? Because she could hear the Bitch-in-Law screaming. Sitting up, it took her a minute to get used to being in her own body again. Once she got her bearings, Hedwig looked into the mirror.

Four bright amber eyes looked back at her. Hedwig was the same height and build as her twin but unlike him she was mainly white with hints of black, just like the snow owl she was. Cracking her neck, Hedwig stood up, grabbed her robe, and stormed from her room. Because Hadrian sure as hell wasn’t in there like he was supposed to be!

Stalking through the halls, Hedwig only needed to follow the screaming to find her brother. Upon entering the kitchen, she saw the bitch about to throw a plant at him. With flick of her wrist, the pot stopped in midair.

All eyes turned to her.

“Well, Stella, good to see that you’re still a raving bitch.” Hedwig slowly stalked towards the shell-shocked snow goose. “Why is it that I normally find you insulting and throwing things at my brother?” Stella swallowed and then gained a glint in her eye. “Your pathetic brother cheated on me and fucked an imp!”

Hedwig looked to her brother, “Oh? Is he cute? Wait! Please tell me that it’s Blitzo! You used to talk about him all the time and I always thought you’d make such a cute couple!” Stolas blinked slowly before nodding. “Um, yes it is, but the O is silent now.” This was when Octavia entered the room.
Upon seeing Hedwig, she tackled her into a hug. “AUNT HEDY!” The older owl laughed happily and pushed the girl back to get a good look at her. “Sweet Satan! Via, you look gorgeous! You remind me of Stolas at this age! OH! I should show you the pictures!” That’s when Hedwig remembered why she came looking for her brother in the first place.

“Stolas, I need your help finding my chick, Hadrian. He was the one Death asked me to watch over for the past couple of years. He was supposed to arrive with me to the palace but that’s obviously not what happened.” The other owl looked shocked, “Did you just say Hadrian?” She nodded, “Yes, why?”

Instead of answering her, Stolas quickly pulled out his phone. “Blitz, Hadrian’s back in hell. We’ll be at your office in five minutes.” He quickly hung up and dragged Hedwig back through the palace, Octavia following them. “Dad, what’s going on?”

“Well, Starfire. It would seem that your aunt has been looking after Blitz’ son, who is now back in hell.”

 

At the I.M.P. office, Blitz was standing in the middle of the office, staring at his phone. Once everything clicked he looked up at Loona and M&M. “That was Stolas… he says that Hady’s back in hell. He’ll be here with his sister in five minutes so we can find him.” All three looked shocked but Loona quickly recovered. “Dad, are you serious? Hady’s actually back?” He nodded, “That’s what Stolas says.”

Just then, three owls entered the office through a portal. They all recognized Stolas and Octavia but the white owl was new. “Blitz, this is my sister, Hedwig. She arrived back only a few moments ago and Hadrian was supposed to be with her.”

Hedwig nodded, “I’m not too worried about his safety given the fact that he not only has a Death Horse with him but a basilisk as well. He is in the Pride Ring, I know that for a fact. A tracking spell should work just fine but if he’s in Pentagram City, we’ll want to move fast.”

As they were preforming the spell, Blitz’ phone rang.

 

Magic_Cutie is online

Magic_Cutie: @SpiderQueen @I.T._Support can one of you come and find me, please? I don’t know what happened but I didn’t wake up with Hedwig and Kora is a few seconds away from killing multiple sinners

I.T._Support is online

I.T._Support: I’ll come get you just don’t move or turn your phone off

Magic_Cutie: I don’t think Kora would let me move anyway but please hurry

 

Vox wasted no time finding Hadrian and sure enough there were quite a few sinners sniffing around but knew better then to get close to the giant snake. “Kora, I’m here for Hady!” The basilisk quickly looked at him before quickly uncoiling herself. Hadrian was bleeding and looked really tired, so Vox wasted no time in getting them all back to his tower. Thankfully, Kora could change her size for easy travel.

The demon ignored all the other demons watching him, more focused on getting Hadrian treated. Briar was doing a fantastic job scaring everyone out of the way, so Vox got to his tower rather quickly. His staff knew better then to question him. Upon reaching his floor, Vox quickly headed for the bathroom. “Fuck, I wish Angel was here. He’s better at cleaning wounds then I am. Sorry, Hady, this might feel strange.”

Hadrian didn’t say anything and just let Vox clean him up. Once the demon was done, Hadrian suddenly lit up. “VOX, WHERE’S MY PHONE!?” The other jumped at the sudden noise but handed the raven his phone. “What’s wrong?”

Teary green eyes looked up at him, “I remember my dad’s number.”

 

Blitz pulled the phone from his pocket, very much pissed. “WHAT!?” The line was silent for a second before Blitz heard someone starting to cry. “Daddy?” The imps brain short circuited, “Hady? SWEET SATAN! Are you ok? Where are you?” Hadrian tried to speak but all Blitz could hear was his son sobbing.

From behind him the owls had completed the spell. “Oh! Well, I’m not so worried now. It would appear that he is with Vox.” You could hear a record scratch as everyone looked at the white owl. Blitz paled rapidly but Loona looked pissed. “MY BROTHER IS WITH THE FUCKING TV OVERLORD AND YOU’RE NOT WORRIED!?” Hedwig blinked at them all, not understand as they didn’t have the same knowledge she did.

“Why yes. I imagen Hadrian messaged him in their shared chatroom when he realized that he wasn’t with me.” Hedwig ignored them all as she opened a portal into the Overlords home. She ignored the Great Dane sized Hammer Head Shark that was growling at her in favor of the slightly petrified demon. “Vox, it’s lovely to meet you properly!” Hedwig then threw him over her shoulder and started checking a still very upset Hadrian over.

Once Blitz and Loona got over the shock, they rushed in and sandwiched the crying teen. Moxxie and Mille eventually joined them fusing over the kid as well. This would have gone on for hours if not for the door being kicked open and Vox being tackled by a pink blur. “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KID, YOU OVER GROWN TOASTER!? FUCK! THE ONE TIME MY PHONE DIES!”

All the gathered demons looked on as Angel Dust tried to strangle Vox as a Hammer Head Shark circled them happily. Hadrian suddenly started laughing through his tears at the chaos around him. It only got better when Elliot walked in.

Fuck, Hadrian was happy to be home.

Chapter 14: Telling the Tale

Once everyone had calmed down, Hedwig volunteered the palace for the large group to comfortably talk. When Vox asked why they couldn’t stay at his, she looked him died in the eye. “My Bitch-in-Law is still there and I want to make her look like a fucking idiot. Plus, I support my brother in his relationship with Blitz and I want her to damn well know it.”

So, here they were in one of the large sitting rooms that dotted the palace. One of the servants had already brought them tea and coffee and now they were all just sitting there awkwardly. Hedwig then clapped her hands. “Well, I suppose I can tell you all what happened with Hadrian, assuming that’s fine with you, Chick?” Hadrian was seated in between Loona and Angel with Blitz in his lap like a teddy bear. Said imp was admiring Briar, who was laying on the floor at Hadrian’s feet.

Kora had curled herself up by a rather nice fireplace that Hedwig had lit for her. Vark, Vox’s pet, was happily laying in front of the Overlord and was facing Briar and gently bopping her on the beak, which the Thestral didn’t seem to mind.

Millie and Moxxie were seated together in one of the chairs as the two facing couches were occupied with Elliot sitting in the other chair.
Hadrian blinked up at her and nodded. “I don’t mind, you know more about everything that went on then I do. I was more focused on finding a way home.” Hedwig nodded and summoned up some strong looking bottles of alcohol. “Trust me, we’re going to need that.”

 

For the next several hours, Hedwig told the group about what Hadrian had gone through. Angel and Vox chimed in every so often to add their two cents. Thankfully, Stella didn’t make an appearance during this time, because if she had, she most likely wouldn’t have left alive. But by the end, all the alcohol was gone and pretty much everyone was enraged.

All of their attention was suddenly drawn to a clapping Elliot. “WELL! Seeing as Hadrian will need to go back to the Human World to speak with the goblins about transferring all of his assets to their Hell branch. You’ll get the chance to get some revenge. Also, Hadrian, I have a little surprise for you!” With a snap of his fingers, a short, disgruntled looking ram appeared. His wool was a mix of black and gray with a white face, yellow sclera, green irises, and black hooves, horns, wings, and tail.

Hadrian lit up upon seeing the little creature but didn’t move from his spot. “KREACHER!” The little creature instantly looked up and his entire demeanor changed. “Master Hadrian!” Kreacher’s tail was wagging happily, but then he caught sight of Vox. The former elf didn’t approve of the Overlord and Hadrian didn’t have a clue as to why.

Kreacher started grumbling but didn’t say anything outright. Seeing how happy Hadrian was made Blitz thrilled but there was one problem. “Hady, I’m happy that your home, believe me, but the apartment ain’t big enough for Briar, Kora, and Kracher, right?” Hadrian nodded sadly but then Elliot chimed in again. “Why don’t you move into the manor then?”

This gained everyone’s attention. “What manor?” Hadrian asked which had Elliot motioning towards the balcony windows behind him. Everyone followed him as he pointed right next door. On the other side of the palace wall was a rather elegantly designed gothic manor. The three owls who had lived at the palace their whole lives, blinked in shock. “Stolas, that wasn’t there before, was it?”

He slowly shook his head. “No, Hedwig, it was not.” Elliot chuckled, “That’s because it’s been hidden away until the arrival of the Master of Death, A.K.A Hadrian. When Lucifer somehow found out that I would have a master he started poking fun. So, I told him I’d build my master a grand manor right in the middle of the Ars Goetia estates and say nothing. There would just suddenly be a building that I knew they would hate and he’d have to deal with their bitching and he could do nothing about it. Pretty sure that’s why Paimon gave this place to the twins. Just to fuck with the prissy owl, I hid the manor right after he left.”

Blitz looked at his kids, clearly asking what they thought. Loona shrugged, “I don’t have a problem with it. After Hadrian was kidnapped I never felt really happy there.” Hadrian looked at him happily, “Elliot said that there’s a stable in the back! So, we can get Briar a friend!” Just as Hadrian was going to say something else, Stella made her appearance finally.

She walked towards Elliot and curtsied, looking very much proper. “Lord Death, what a lovely surprise! What brings you to our home?” Elliot smiled charmingly, “I’m just discussing with my Master and his family if they would wish to move in next door. I thought the fact the he and your daughter were the same age might help.” Stella got a looking in her eye as Elliot motioned towards Hadrian.

That gleam in her eye quickly turned to rage when she caught sight of Blitz. Hedwig was thrilled with this and practically begged for the family of three to move in. “Blitz, I will fucking pay you to move in! Fucking please!”

The imp took one look at Stella and got a shit eating grin on his face. “Well, looks like we’re neighbors now, bitch!”

Chapter 15: Chat #1

Welcome to Chaos, group chat has been made

Eleven people have been added

Magic_Cutie is online

Magic_Cutie: @Everyone welcome to the new family group chat!

SpiderQueen is online

I.T._Support is online

SpiderQueen: Fuck yeah!

I.T._Support: Does that mean I can change my name now?

SpiderQueen: NO! You can’t fight the truth!

TheEmpress is online

TheEmpress: Fucking finally! I can join the chaos instead of just reading it over Hady’s shoulder!

Blitzorodeo is online

Magic_Cutie: No

Magic_Cutie has changed Blitzorodeo to Cast-iron_Chef

Cast-iron_Chef: This is because of the skillet incident isn’t it? WHY DO MY WORDS LOOK RIGHT!?

Magic_Cutie: I turned on your autocorrect and yes. You can’t kill a demon with a cast-iron skillet and not expect one of us to change your name to match the achievement

Cast-iron_Chef: … fine

Gothchk17 is online

TheEmpress: Nope!

TheEmpress has changed Gothchk17 to Octopi

Octopi: AUNT HEDY, WHY?!

TheEmpress: Because it is correct and everyone should know it. Also, don’t forget that we have a girls day next week.

Octopi: I won’t! I’m really looking forward to it!

Daddy_hoothoot is online

Octopi: NO

TheEmpress: NO

TheEmpress has changed Daddy_hoothoot to ManEater

Magic_Cutie: MOM!

Magic_Cutie had changed ManEater to SongBird

TheEmpress: This is accurate in more ways than one *wink wink*

Octopi is offline

Magic_Cutie: Look what you did! @Octopi, come back!

TheEmpress: @Octopi I’m sorry, no more jokes. I promise.

Octopi is online

Octopi: One more and I leave

TheEmpress: Promise, which means Angel doesn’t get to speak

SpiderQueen: Hey! I’ll have you know that I can behave!

I.T._Support: No you can’t! I caught you deep throating a banana this morning and you didn’t even realize it until you saw my look of horror!

SpiderQueen: Point but still hurtful. However, if that’s the game you want to play! Vox has a crush on HAZDFXGCHVBKLN;M

Magic_Cutie: They must be together at the tower. Don’t worry, Vox is just killing Angel. He does that a lot when Angel mentions his crush

Octopi: Is anyone going to tell him?

TheEmpress: No, it’s funnier this way

Cast-iron_Chef: Why has Stolas said nothing?

TheEmpress: Oh, he’s looking at his phone wondering what he did wrong

Moonlight_howling_666 is online

Magic_Cutie: Too long!

Magic_Cutie has changed Moonlight_howling_666 to FullMooned

FullMooned: Whatever. Hadrian have you seen my string lights?

Magic_Cutie: They got put in my room. I’ll bring them over in a second

Beautymarkbabe666 is online

Magic_Cutie: Sorry Millie, but the names too long

Magic_Cutie has changed Beautymark666 to Jigsaw

Jigsaw: I love it!

Octopi: You like the fact that you’re named after a puzzle?

I.T._Support: It’s a movie franchise revolving around a serial killer and his twisted games to kill his victims

Jigsaw: They’re fucking great! I get a lot of inspiration from them. Though Mox doesn’t like watching them

Magic_Cutie: Vox and dad do! Vox likes the creativity and dad likes how authentic the bloodshed is. You three could have a marathon at the TV Tower!

Simply_Moxxie is online

Magic_Cutie: Too normal!!!!

Magic_Cutie has changed Simply_Moxxie to Theater_Kid

Theater_Kid: Only because it’s you Hadrian, I will allow this insult. Also, I’m not sure how I feel about my wife hanging out with an Overlord.

FullMooned: Fat ass, you let your wife hangout with Blitz. What makes an Overlord with an obvious crush that much worse?

Cast-iron_Chef: Loony Toony!

Magic_Cutie: Dad, you know she’s right. Also, Moxxie you can have a musical marathon with Uncle Stolas while they have their marathon!

SongBird: OH! That sound’s lovely! Hedwig has given me multiple collectors additions of some of my most favorite Broadway Musicals!

SpiderQueen: Wait, when did Hedwig become your mom and was there a fist fight that I missed! THERE BETTER BE VIDEO AND SOMEONE BETTER SEND IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!

FullMooned: No fist fight but one hell of an intense stare down and arm wrestling contest

Magic_Cutie: I took a video! I’ll send it to everyone!

The_End is online

The_End: Really Hadrian?

Ocotopi: I mean… is it wrong?