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Noob Headcanons
Genderfluid; prefers using they/them though (AFAB)
Sexuality: Pansexual
✦ Secretly really good at puzzles. Like, terrifyingly good. They’ll pretend to guess randomly, but somehow solve complex locks or riddles in seconds. No one knows if it’s genius or just dumb luck.
✦ Sings when nervous. Not actual songs—just weird little jingles they make up on the spot. It helps ground them. (Bonus: one of their dumb songs accidentally became the group's unofficial anthem.)
✦ Talks to objects. Especially their food. “Okay buddy, don’t explode this time,” or “You and me, ghostburger, we got this.”
✦ Sleeps curled up like a cat. Always ends up in a weird pile of blankets, bags, and sometimes other people’s coats. If you move anything? They hiss.
✦ Once tried to “outsmart” death by playing rock-paper-scissors with it in a dream. They won. Woke up screaming “I CHOSE LIZARD!!”
✦ Carries around little trinkets for people. Like a shiny button or a weird-shaped rock. If someone’s sad, they’ll wordlessly hand one over like it’ll solve everything.
✦ Scared of being left behind. The jokes and noise are a mask—underneath it, Noob clings tight to anyone who makes them feel safe. They just want to belong.
✦ Genuinely believes in hope. Even if they say otherwise. Even when everything burns, they’ll be the one whispering “...we can still make it, right?”
✦ Collects stickers. Old, torn, faded. They put them on their body, their gear, other people’s stuff. Their favorites are stars, frogs, and a single glittery banana.
✦ Has a made-up backstory they tell everyone for fun. Depending on the day, they were once royalty, an alien prince, a potato farmer, or the Chosen One of Sandwichcraft (whatever the hell that is).
✦ They're the youngest of the group. they're the group's baby, they're also the shortest being like 5'4 (still taller than me 😭)
✦ Was the one who convinced Two Time to wear the princess outfit. It took a whole lotta coaxing to get Two Time to wear it.
✦ Is nervous around all the survivors. It took Noob so long to get used to all the others, most of them really scared them. Now they wouldn't be around any other people though.
✦ Misses guest 666 A LOT. The Spectre even game them a plushie of them. It is still in perfect condition to this day. They also get panic attacks late at night just because they miss him.
Relationships
Survivors
✦ Elliot: Friendly - "Really nice guy, he was actually the first person I got along with when I got here! Their art techniques are so good aswell! Hope they can teach me soon..!"
✦ Chance: Friendly - "He's nice... Do think they should town down the gambling though.. That's why he always dies..."
✦ Guest 1337: Admiration - "He help me out a lot..! I don't know how to repay him though..."
✦ Taph: Slight Tension - "Taph is a nice person, I just don't really like his bombs... It's too.. loud."
✦ Dusekkar: Neutral - "I don't really understand his rhymes... But he's a kind person!"
✦ Shedletsky: Neutral - "He's nice and friendly! But he's always hiding away in the corner when one of the others needs him..."
✦ Builderman: Trust - "He helps me through my panic attacks! I thank him for his generosity! I feel like I can tell him anything.. He's like a dad to me sometimes."
✦ Two Time: Friendly - "Once you get past all the spawn talk... They're really fun to be around, and a good artist! They also help me through my panic attacks as they also go though it!"
✦ Jane Doe: Trust - "She's another person who helps me through my panic attacks! She also helps me out with other problems I have as of late!"
✦ Veeronica: Friendly - "I love skating with her! She teaches me really awesome tricks when we have free time or aren't in some of the rounds! She reminds me of Sixer sometimes..."
✦ Wanwood: Neutral - "I don't really talk to Wanwood... But she seems like a good person!"
✦007n7: Friendly - "He's nice... And makes me feel happy when he tells me that in a way... I'm like his son... Its sweet, that's for sure."
Killers
✦ All killers minus Guest 666: Neutral - "I don't like what they're doing to us... But I undestand that some of them may not want to do this..."
✦ Guest 666: Tension - "Oh Sixer... I miss you, I hope I see you again soon.."
Bonus!
✦ Spectre: ??? - "Who.. Is this... Spectre, you're talking about..?"