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The Foxhole Chat

Summary:

A crackfic of what if the foxes were in the modern world and had a group chat. Yes there are hundreds of texting fics out there but chat fics are my kryptonite so here we are!

Tags to be updated as we go

Notes:

Usernames:

Alison: AliReynolds
Matt: MattyB
Neil: NJosten
Nicky: NickyyyHem
Andrew: AMinyard
Dan: WildsDan
Aaron: AaronM
Renee: ItsRenee
Kevin: KevinDay

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The Foxes

KevinDay: Practice @ 7am tomorrow. After today’s disappointing loss, we need to work harder than ever.

AliReynolds: The game literally ended half an hour ago

NickyyyHem At least let me drown my sorrows in peace before you remind me

KevinDay: While I agree with you there Nicky, alcohol cannot fix how horribly you all played.

NJosten: Night practice?

KevinDay: Yes.

AMinyard: No.

NJosten: No?

AMinyard: No.

NJosten: Roof?

AMinyard: Yes.

NJosten and AMinyard have gone offline

AaronM: Ew wtf was that

NickyyyHem: Don’t be homophobic Aaron

AaronM: I’m not.
AaronM: I’m Neilphobic. Fucking menace.

KevinDay: He is the only one who takes this game seriously. Except for when he is too busy being distracted by your twin.

AliReynolds: Sure, Kev
AliReynolds: And I didn’t get disowned for a playing a sport I don’t take seriously

KevinDay: You sure don’t play like you do.

WildsDan: Kevin.

NickyyHem: Ohh shit you’re in trouble

KevinDay: Dan?

WildsDan: Get your shit together. We lost as a team and will mourn as a team. Do not take it out on Allison and do not think for a second I didn’t see that pass you threw that missed Neil in the first half.

KevinDay: Yes, Captain.

WildsDan: Great! Now, anyone who feels like “drowning their sorrows” meet at Renee, Alison and mine’s in 15.

NickyyyHem: Partyyyy

MattyB: That’s my girlfriend everyone!!!

AaronM: We know Matt

MattyB: Yes but look at her go!!

ItsRenee: No one is allowed to fall asleep in the bathtub this time.

KevinDay: It was one time!

AaronM: And what an entertaining time that was

NickyyyHem: Incase anyone forgot how funny it was
NickyyHem: [1 image attached]

AliReynolds: Nicky this is the best image I could have ever received for blackmail

NickyyyHem: Good someone needs to humble Kevin more often

AaronM: Lucky for you all I have a spare bottle of vodka with Kevin’s name on it

MattyB: Oh yesss bro!

WildsDan: Okay! Everyone stop chatting and start making your way over.

NickyyHem: Aye Aye Cap

AliReynolds: I literally live with you

MattyB: Be there in 5 babe

Five users have gone offline

KevinDay, AaronM:

KevinDay: Thank you.

AaronM: I didn’t dp anything

KevinDay: You stopped them from going on about the bathtub incident.

AaronM: I just didn’t want to remind Renee about how she saw our arrangement that night

KevinDay: Right.
KevinDay: Still, thanks. And thanks for vodka.

AaronM: That’s to make you more tolerable.

KevinDay: And this has nothing to do with the fact your “spare bottle” is the one we usually split and then end up in your bed together afterwards?

AaronM: Of course not
AaronM: I just know how you get after losing a game
AaronM: Besides this is the last time it’s happening

KevinDay: Sure, just like the time before and the last time before that?

AaronM: Shut up

KevinDay: Make me.

AaronM has gone offline

KevinDay: shit.

KevinDay has gone offline