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Jenny Green's Butcher Shop for Irritating Teen Detectives by Elixir_of_Omniscience
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
16 Jan 2025
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If someone had told Jenny Green 5 years ago that she would be in London, feeling personally responsible for a group of mostly alive teenagers, she would have have said you were dreaming. But now said teenagers keep popping up in her butcher shop after hours and she is really out of her depths.
AKA how Jenny becomes the "responsible adult" to a wild band of teenage detectives
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Roy Kent has breathed football since he was 5 years old. Lived football, played football, coached football. He thought he was even going to eventually die with football flowing through his veins. So why on Earth is he now standing in front of 10 little girls in dresses holding a netball in his hands?
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What happens when Phoebe decides she doesn't want to play football anymore, AKA how Roy Kent had to swallow his pride and learn how to coach a whole new sport. -
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A trip back to New York with Crystal send the boys down memory lane. Or down the dark alleyways of New York to the place they kissed for the first time.
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A deep, calm voice with a British accent came through Alex’s headset: “This is Military One, requesting emergency landing.”
Alex perked up. Oh. That sounded like fun.
The tower responded immediately: “All runways are full. Stand by.”
Wait—what? Were they seriously about to bump him from landing so some military-sounding mystery jet could cut in line?
Before thinking it through (which was really more of a hobby than a habit), Alex keyed the mic: “Wait, hold up—I was next to land!”
The Brit came back, smooth and smug: “Yes, well, we’re military. You’ll have to wait.”
Excuse you?Or Alex is a commercial pilot and Henry is flying for the military. They meet over communication channels.
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24 Aug 2025
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Smith is a Freshman majoring in foreign languages and is going to be playing as a Defensive Dealer for the Palmetto State Foxes this year. It's not going to be a big deal that he knows Russian...right?
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06 Aug 2025
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Ate. Died laughing. Stayed up till 2am. Woke up an hour early.
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His Castle Crumbled Overnight by abc_efghij_lmnopqr_tuvwxyz
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
02 Jul 2025
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A racist homophobic Old Hag kicks the bucket early and a prince goes rogue! Alex cannot deal, seriously.
The one where Queen Mary dies a year and a half before Phillip's wedding. -
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[Alison Hammond appears now, “crying” into a gingham cloth as Paul Hollywood follows her, ringing a loud bell. They pass Alex, paying him no mind.]
“I didn’t mean to, Paul! I swear!” Alison cries as she wipes beneath her eyes.
“Shame!” Paul replies, ringing the bell once more.
[Prue Leith follows behind Paul, shaking her head slowly. Alex stops her and nods in their direction.]
“What did she do?” Alex asks in a stage whisper.
“She called a macaroon a macaron,” Prue says back.
[Prue follows Alison and Paul off the screen, leaving Alex looking after them, terror on his face. He turns to face the camera and swallows loudly before giving a grin that’s more of a grimace.]
“W-welcome to the Great British B-baking Show,” he greets before bringing the phone back up to his ear. “Noel, you have to come back. I’m not going to make it.”
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Arrest me your honor by abc_efghij_lmnopqr_tuvwxyz
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
29 Dec 2024
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“Objection!” Alex said, leaning forward with a grin so wide it looked almost predatory. “That’s just bullshit.”
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- Part 3 of Court Diaries
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30 Dec 2024