I Am Just Your Doll (might change name but this kinda goes hard)

by Anonymous

Summary:

READ THE NOTE BEFORE READING THE STORY!! Basically Jax is an ugly tard built like a zesty bunny. Idk if im actually gonna include Zooble and Gangle in the plot bc i dont care enough to look up if they were canonically there where Ribbit was around bc im not putting research into this show for people that think decora kei is “retro”. This is supposed to take place in 2022 i think idrk so jax is like 21 and ragatha is 29. Jax is basically this guy that’s extremely dysfunctional and takes his anger out on other people. For whatever reason, Jax and Ragatha date even tho Jax fucking hates her. Also they have sex but im not writing that in bc im not putting myself through the mental pain of writing smut. I have too much shame for that. If someone audibly just said “Aww” GO TF OUTSIDE. TOUCH A TREE. He gets extremely jealous when she talks to other ppl because hes crazy and tyler the creator reference. And fucked up things ensue. Read at your own precaution.

Notes:

Just so yk, this fanfic is gonna be extremely fucked up. God that sounded edgy and pretentious ew. Theres gonna be mature themes, such as suggestive content, domestic violence, toxic relationship, attempted murder, misogyny, racism and probably homophobia if you can call it that. Obviously i dont agree with any of this shit no fucking duh. Dont do any of this stuff. This is NOT your sign to go murder your girlfriend, if you people even have those. Something tells me you people are gonna have more of a problem with how many times he calls things gay but thats a weird double standard im not getting into. This is not a ship comic. I just put bunnydoll in the tags for more views bc technically ragatha and jax are dating in this. But their relationship isnt healthy bc its jax.
Im not even in this gayass fandom for people that say “i feel so sigma” and self-diagnosed ppl that say they have evil autism. I watched this show one day bc i was bored and hated jax bc hes a unfunny, corny, violent, white trash ASSHOLE. But for some reason everyone in this fandom of dandy’s world players wants to have sex with him nd defending him for abusing people. And bc im autistic asf so i cant have people disagreeing with me over trivial things, i made this in spite of all of you. FUCK all of you gooner jaxtards. Except jax haters. Your guys are awesome and smart. So in this fanfic hes not gonna be portrayed how you jaxtards see him. NO. Hes an abusive asshole that cant portray any emotions without getting physical. He has fragile masculinity and hates himself so he projects that on others. He needs to one up on everyone. Hes not trans. He was definitely born a man. Zooble is trans. Trans men dont act like he does or at least its less common. Trans men learn to be masculine. Cis men are forced into toxic masculinity. Im not saying that to be transphobic im saying they’re both men with wildly different experiences. Y’all sensitive asf so I js gotta make that clear. Boys aren’t taught to cry or to be expressive with their emotions cs they’re told that’s gay. So they handle their emotions differently. Whether it’s hiding them, putting them in art or getting violent, or all. Combine that with trauma and some untreated mental conditions and you get the type of men this fanfic is depicting.
There is no gooning material cs domestic violence isn’t hot. You people are fucking weird if you were hoping for that after seeing the domestic violence tag. Fuck “Your Boyfriend”. Also I’m pretty sure half of this fandom is under the age of 13 so I feel weird writing out an entire sex scene. But writing abt Ragatha getting abused is ok I guess?? Btw if you’re under 13, please leave. now go read something normal and age appropriate. Get the fuck off ao3. do your homework/summerwork. don’t loose your innocence more like I did ok. You’ll end up like me telling people to kys, never reading books, smoking cut and writing shit like this. Also don’t change yourself for other people. change if you actually need to. Changing some dumb thing for other people is gay. Just don’t be cringe. put dandy’s world down. You don’t have autism. you’re just getting bullied bc you make job application jokes, sybau variants and use the miku raid picture, call rap music “yn music” and whatever annoying shit you people do. I love being anonymous bc no one can say “uh actually you used to” to me at all. You don’t know who the fuck I am. F****t. Except the mods but yall think rape and israel are cool so yall prob dont gaf. Also don’t join hate trains. Look at both sides. Don’t be a bot. We don’t fw clankers. Also Ragatha is badder than Pomni.
Oops sorry that was my evil twin or alter or whatever I’m pretending to have because I think it’s funny. I had some help from 13 yr old me, a truly lovely and pleasant person. Have a fun time reading I guess, if that’s possible.

The fact this is probably the least offensive thing on this website is funny asl. Uh idk PALESTINE. BAN ME BITCH.

Chapter 1: when i say odd you say future odd ah uh nah that shits corny asf

Summary:

kys LOLLLLLLL. Also read the note above before reading the story u idiot.

When I was just a little baby boy               My mama used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an eviiiill man
She used to tell me he hated me
But, then, I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one
But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it
'Cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more AAAAAAHHHH
Slut, you think I won't choke no whore?
'Til the vocal cords won't work in her throat no more? AAAAAAHHHH
These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin'
Thinkin' I'm sayin' this shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it AAAAAAHHHH
Put your hands down, bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you AAAAHHH
Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?
"Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother
Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You goddamn right, bitch, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum, and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious
Vain Vicodin, vrin, vrin, vrin
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Bitch, I'ma kill you
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither
You ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'ma kill you
You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef
You better kill me
I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said
But when they kill me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too
You ain't nothin' but a girl to me (I said)

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Ah, haha)
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

(Bitch, I'ma kill you) like a murder weapon
I'ma conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows, and film you
Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up
I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't acid rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops, is that a subliminal hint? No
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, then if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Bitch, I'ma kill you
I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it
Three or four times in a tub, but that's normal, ain't it, Norman?
Serial killer hidin' murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in

Or I'ma kill you
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither
You ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'ma kill you
You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef
You better kill me
I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said
But when they kill me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too
You ain't nothin' but a girl to me (I said)

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Ah, haha)
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Haha)

Know why I say these things?
'Cause ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These eighty Gs a week to say the same things tweece
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em 'cause their ratings stink
Fuck that
I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before-school or outta school
I don't even believe in breathin'
I'm leavin' air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it
Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O. J.
I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache
You faggots keep eggin' me on 'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
Shut up, give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you
You hear me? Answer me

Or I'ma kill you
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither
You ain't nothin' but a slut to me
Bitch, I'ma kill you
You don't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef
You better kill me
I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said
But when they kill me
I'm bringin' the world with me
Bitches too
You ain't nothin' but a girl to me
Bitch, I'ma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Haha)
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why not?)
'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you


Hahaha
I'm just playin', ladies
You know I love you

 

Watch some british dude on youtube talk about how this really depicts the state of mind jax was in even tho its literally just lyrics to eminem song. I literally only did this to scare away ppl that say “rap music is overstimulating and inappropriate” and go listen to Slipknot.

Chapter 2: tall dark skinny my ears are big as fuck drunk white girls the only way i get my dick sucked

Summary:

Jax rants about his new life and some of his old life. Also this chapter isnt finished so dont think this is the final product. Theres gonna be more romance stuff later on. Yes ik Jax sucks in this chapter thats kind of the point. Have fun.

go fuck yourself with your dirty ass gay converses with beads you foresaken playing ass bitch. Anyways since all the posers left, this is the first chapter!! But its also the second chapter!

 

Week 3 day 2 (i dont even know what month it is)

    Whats good i guess. I dont know what to write here. I got this notebook from Ragatha a couple weeks ago because she wanted to give me “welcome gift”. I dont know why she’s so nice to me? Like I don’t like you bitch go away. I feel like she was a thot in high school but i also feel like she didnt pull at all. I cant figure her out. I can’t figure this body out either. I got reincarnated into this tall rabbit thing. I look like a Hotline Miami character. I never played that game because I actually have sex. Or i did before i got put into this body. I dont even know if i can take off these clothes or if they’re just stuck to my body. Yeah ive worn the same outfit for weeks thats how sanitary i am.
    But yeah anyways i dont do virgin shit like play that game. Radiohead is cool though and thats for virgins. Also im purple now which is weird. i guess being purple is the closest to black ill ever be so that’s interesting.

Week 3 day 3

    I really dont understand women. Like sometimes i think i do but i just dont. Like why do they say shit like “i want a crazy bf” but then act surprised when he beats the shit out of her? Is that not what you wanted? I also dont get when girls tell you to show your true emotions but when you start screaming at her and throwing shit around because she let her boy best friend pick her up and cuddle like they were together, she gets a restraining order on you. Girls say they want to be manhandled and choked but when you actually do they they say they’ll report you to the feds if dont pay up. Im not saying i did any of this stuff bc why would i admit to that but im just saying.
     I dont understand at all. Sometimes i think about becoming gay but i realized that really gay so fuck no.

 

Week 3 day 4

     I’m not gonna lie, never EVER give me a gun. Cause i swear on my life im gonna air everyone out. These people piss me tf off. Like gangle for example. Why is she always crying??? Like bitch no one gives af. Today me her and Ragatha were playing monkey in the middle because we were bored and she was the monkey. So i throw the ball at her face on purpose because its funny and her comedy mask breaks and she starts crying. Like goddamn get a sense of humor. And Ragatha was talking about some

“you shouldn’t do that. This is why everyone is scared of you. You severely lack empathy and have mental problems,” yadayadayada.

    i just told her i was just joking and shes like

“nothing about physically hurting someone is funny.”

     Yes it is??? Those are the funniest jokes when they’re at someone else’s expense. Stop being so sensitive. This is why we need to bring back bullying and beating kids. It gives them thicker skin to be able to handle people being mean. So really im helping gangle cause im making her stronger. My mom beat the shit out of me with a chromebook charger and i hated it but i turned out ok i guess. But anyways yeah bullying is good.

 

Week 3 day 5

I put my dick in her tummy

huh

Selling that white get your nose real runny

Diamonds shining bright and it aint even sunny

She on my dick and she bounce like a bunny

Shits big lou i be getting to the money

Shit i be counting that cash

Hold on

yuh

Counting that cash

Uh

400 miles on a dash

Uh

She suck my dick while im driving

I think that lil bitty bitch want me to crash

Uh

Yuh

Eat on that pussy like mash

Huh

Potatoes

Huh

Ate those

Yuh

I know a bitch from barbados

Uh

My cup is red like tomatoes

Uh

Fuck with me and i might snap and fuck around and leave a fella dead like thanos

 

Yo genuinely what the fuck do i write uhhhhhhmmmm

 

Ragatha said i should write whatever’s on my mind and i guess whats on my mind is how gay it is to wipe your ass. Like wdym you put a whole ball of toilet paper up your ass. That shits gay asf. Pooping in general is gay like how are you as a man pooping out a dildo sized poop??? THATS GAY. I feel like us as a male species should just stop pooping all together. Like we need to reduce our waste production to just peeing. Peeing is the masculine way of waste releasing. That might mean we’ll have to take our food through smoothies which is gay too but less gay than pooping. And we need to stop wiping our asses as straight men. For now on we will just take a shower and let the water run down our ass to clean it. Bc thats what real men do. We dont care about the opinions of this feminized society. we do things our way. THE RIGHT WAY. So NO. We will NOT be wiping our asses anymore bc WE dont want to and its GAY.

 

Week 3 day 6

I get girls but i reject them for aura and because im lowkey gay

I was JOKING BY THE WAY im not FUCKING GAY. Im NOT a F*G.

 

Week 4 day 1

OMFG I HATE THIS BITCH RAGATHA SO FUCKING MUCH. I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE THIS BITCH UNTIL HER FUCKING GUTS COME OUT HER MOUTH. IM NOT PLAYING. IM GONNA FUCKING RIP THIS BITCH’S TAMPON OUT PF HER PUSSY AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. This bitch talking to me like shes my fucking mom like i am a grown ass man tf???

Week 4 day 5

I forgot to write anything in here in a few days but to make up for it i write a fun story that happened in my past! So this is a true story!

When i was 15, me nd my homeboys were just fucking around in health class, you know, putting our fingers in each other’s pants like normal. PAUSE. It was a joke guys. We weren’t even doing anything that bad for real. We had a debate in class about whether fast food is ethical or not and i said

“if you’re not fat asf then dont go. Nicolas dont listen to that tho because hes fat asf,”

cause we’re friends and we were playing around. He was like

“you acting like you didnt order a large burger and fries when we went to McDonald’s yesterday”

i said “ok well thats why you ate Gabriela’s ass”

he was like “thats why i ate your moms ass”

and i was like “thats why your mom ate my ass now what”

and he said “yo suck my dick, Jax”

and this bitch Mrs Demarcus, she looks like a fucking dyke btw, had to come up here and say “alright thats enough boys.” This bitch was getting all up in my face talking about some disrupting the class which no tf i wasnt. She was out to get me fr. She said she was bout to call my mom and get me expelled. I told her my mom has too many problems to deal with this bullshit. And this bitch says

“i dont care you need to face the consequences of your actions”.

So im like “well youre gonna face the consequences of you being a bitch when i stab you, you stupid trick.”

And then i pulled out my my pocket knife i stole from the Guatemalan Corner store where they sell illegal shit like illegal fireworks, machine guns, and fake forms of citizenship. Honestly I support it you gotta do what you gotta do. So then security got called on me and i had to be placed in handcuffs and there was a shelter in place for a couple minutes. Surprisingly, some AP student put lead into his chromebook and threw it in the trashcan and this caused a fire. Everyone had to go outside and there was smoke all in hallways.

For whatever reason i only got a few days suspended. Im surprised i didnt get expelled. But yeah for the next three days my mom beat the shit out of me with a remote control. I probably deserved that but i don’t really care. Fuck that stud bitch Mrs Demarcus. She looks like Mrs Netta.

 

 

 

Theres more coming soon!!! Dont worry though, it’ll get a lot better and it’ll have the dumb gay romance shit you guys want. I just found out you can edit chapters after you post them so that’s why im posting this now. REMEMBER DONT BE LIKE JAX HES A BAD PERSON.