Chapter 1: Things Can't Get Any Weirder Than This
Summary:
New Beginnings - Getting Settled - New Arrivals?
Notes:
Work was originally published May 11th, 2016
Hello Everyone! This Chapter was updated on July 27, 2025, with the rest to follow over the year.
This silly little fanfiction is my passion project, truthfully, and I promised myself I'd get it done one day. Since I have to get used to writing avidly again for my job, I figured I'd get my practice in a fun way. Though the original goal was 30 chapters, after reviewing the outline, it seems the story will end around 50, so be ready!
Please leave some kudos or comments if you enjoyed! It will help with motivation going forward!
- Chisk
Chapter Text
A while ago, you fell down a mountain—Mount Ebott, to be exact. But how exactly does one just fall down a mountain in the twenty-first century? The story began as all stories involving falling into a dark abyss do.
The morning air was crisp, filled with the scent of pine, grass, and other things Bath & Body Works would sell prepackaged for $26.99, but oh boy, you're getting it for free. The earth beneath you was damp from the rain that had stopped just an hour or two before, causing each step you took to be accompanied by a soft squelch noise. You’d just graduated with a bachelor’s in you-did-n’t-want-to-talk-about-it-it ’s-not-like-you’re-getting-anything-more-than-entry-level-anyways and wanted to see the world before you’d be trapped behind walls forever, hopefully vacationing to Florida biannually in your fifties. The crunch of leaves beneath your hiking boots and the distant chirping of birds created a relaxing soundtrack for your thoughts, allowing the long-awaited break in thoughts of your impending future.
But you weren’t paying attention when suddenly your foot snagged on something, though it didn’t matter what exactly it was, as something more concerning happened immediately after.
The fall was a blur. The sharp sting of rocks against the skin of your hands as you attempted to grab the ledge to no avail, the sudden drop, the way your heart seemed to leave out the back of you for a split second.
Then darkness.
When you woke up, it was to a world you would come to find both familiar and completely alien, or monsterish.
You had opened your eyes to find a hidden underground world where light filtered through from the hole you had fallen through above. You had felt as if you had heard plenty of fairy tales describe similar places growing up, though funnily enough, the older the stories got in origin, the more gruesome the ending became for the protagonist. You hoped someone else fell soon, someone very protagonist-y..
After sizing up your surroundings, you attempted to stand but fell in pain. Then you felt warmth both on your shoulder and in the areas you were injured in. Looking back, this was a beautiful and kind welcome to the underground, but in the moment when you turned around and first locked eyes with the inhabitants of this section of the world, you nearly shit.
A humanoid goat woman with kind eyes and a motherly smile had been the one to greet you and heal you, and later to receive many thanks. She took you in like a lost child, feeding you a slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie and telling stories of snails and their many, many, MANY uses. It felt like home, in a way, at least.
After time recovering and adjusting to your environment, you eventually met others: a small evil prick of a flower who reminded you of a certain football-headed baby; a fish warrior who could punch harder than anyone you knew but had a surprisingly soft side, especially when you asked for cooking help; a dinosaur monster whose awkwardness reminded you of your teenage years and interests and allowed you a piece of home; and…HIM, also known as Mettaton, a flashy robot with more drama and sass than a daytime soap opera being played in the middle of a hard read.
And then, of course, there was the king of them all, also known as your new mom's ex, also known as Asgore, who, upon examining some weird pixel heart that popped out of your chest, determined you weren't any help to their cause, which was a great help to your self-esteem.
After that, you had a sit-down with everyone and explained what you experienced as a human living a generally boring young adult life. You told them of the wars, the pain, the suffering, and the humidity.
In the end, the monsters reached a new goal: to wait things out just a little longer.
Offering you a place to stay and enrollment in the local monster university to play catch-up in basics, you had a choice to make: you could go back to the stressful and frankly boring life in which you owe three legs worth of debt to the government and can't even splurge on basic needs due to those also being about the same price, OR you could live here peacefully with some honestly cool monsters with a steady promise of a simple, peaceful stay.
Anyways, you’d never imagined you’d settle underground, but here you were.
Of all the monsters who helped you settle into this new life, the ones you lived with were the most... entertaining.
The brothers.
Two skeleton brothers
The younger one, Papyrus, was a whirlwind of energy with a heart of gold. He cooked (you weren’t sure if you’d call it good, but he cooked), cleaned, and cared for a pet rock named Sprinkles. He told you constantly of his big dreams, he made you laugh with his dramatic flair, and he totally confounded you with his many puzzles, though your record solve time was before he could finish the idea.
He was THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Nyeh heh heh heh!
Now, for Sans, the older brother, it would be an understatement to say he was the opposite.
Short, lazy, and dripping sarcasm into every remark, Sans was the kind of guy who seemed to do everything at half-speed, except when it came to raid fire jokes. He was a ketchup connoisseur, often hanging out at Grillby’s bar, much to Grillby’s dismay at the ever-growing tab. It didn't take you long to deduce that Sans probably only really liked Grillby's just because it made a good snack and sleep location.
Obviously, choosing to stay was one of the wisest and most well-thought-out decisions you've ever made.
Today has been a normal day so far.
You woke up, stretched, and inspected the couch you’d been crashing on for the couple of months you’ve been here. ‘I should ask Alphys if she’s seen a good bed come through the dump; it’s been long enough,’ you thought, rubbing the knot that formed in your shoulder overnight thanks to your amazing accommodations. The chartreuse pain-giver was old, squeaky, and lumpy, and you were pretty sure it was only still standing because Papyrus had magically reinforced it last week.
You yawned and tried to focus on the day ahead: a morning hug and wave to Papyrus as he headed off to train with Undyne, a quick goodbye to Sans as he “went to work” (which probably meant a good shift at Grillby’s barstool), and then maybe some Mettaton entertainment before the usual chores.
First things first: pick up the house.
You swept the floor and wiped down counters. Taking extra care to give the rock its food for the day, as it is basic knowledge that rocks have to eat three times a day or risk unhealthy eating habits, which can affect rock development. You learned this studying up for the school year, Asgore graciously got you enrolled in, before finding out it was their mandatory break and school would not be starting for another three months.
Don't think about that. Check. ☑️
Next, cook extra food just in case Sans came home starving (which was often).
You rummaged through the kitchen, trying to decide whether to brave reheating Papyrus’s cooking or just make something simple, as both would cause you equal pain. You settled on the safest bet: you'll trust Papyrus cooked the premade pasta correctly, and you'll remake the sauce so you'll get something out of it. Little cooking; hopefully, little chance of it being made wrong since he had to just boil water. You then thought of Undyne's cooking recommendations. You might have to make the pasta.
Check. ☑️
Then, there was Sans’s room.
You’d noticed a few weeks ago that there was a strange noise coming from behind his door. It was almost like a sort of whooshing, swirling sound. After many weeks of attempting to find the key to his room, eventually stealing it out of a hoodie you were washing for him, you finally had a chance to investigate and, more than likely, clean.
Cautiously, you unlocked his door and turned the brass knob, pushing it open.
Inside, a small tornado spun lazily, swirling bits of paper, dust bunnies, and what you assumed was a leftover sandwich wrapper in a slow dance. So romantic. You stared in confusion.
“Heya. It’s my self-sustaining tornado,” said a voice as dry as ever behind you. You screamed and turned to see Sans leaning against the doorframe, grinning lazily.
“Right,” you replied, with an eyebrow raised and a tight expression on your face, half-amazed and half not surprised. “How does that even work?”
He shrugged, as if manipulating tiny weather phenomena was completely ordinary and something you would regularly see in someone’s room.
“Magic.”
You narrowed your eyes at the short skeleton, then looked back at the tornado, deciding that it can keep its orbiting moons of trash, and Sans can keep his room to himself. You turned to leave before whipping back around.
“Wait a goddamn minute, what are YOU DOING HERE! WORK. NOW.” You yelled, grabbing the hood of his sweatshirt and dragging him away from his room.
Check? ☑️
‘All done for the day,’ you thought as you sank back into the couch, ice water in hand. After kicking Sans back to work, you quickly finished the rest of the daily chores and now have some time to yourself.
Just as you started to relax, the door slammed open with enough force to shake you and the cup you were drinking from. The cold water is splashing on your lap and pooling down underneath where you're sitting. You gasped, eyes snapping shut, and repeated a quick mantra to calm yourself down.
When you opened your eyes, Papyrus was grinning extra, if it was somehow possible, about a foot away from your face. There was a blob of blue and black hanging lazily from the side of him.
“HELLO, HUMAN! I SEE YOU ARE QUITE STARTLED, BUT THAT IS OKAY—IT IS JUST SANS AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!” he announced, flinging Sans onto the couch with brotherly tenderness and running off into the kitchen. You watched as Sans was violently flung and winced when you noticed the force made him hit his skull decently hard on the wood frame under the couch.
Sans rubbed his skull and grunted something under his breath as he sat straight next to you.
“What’s got you so hyped, Papyrus?” You asked, looking around for a spare napkin to dry your lap, which was still wet from the spill.
Sans leaned back, resting bony hands behind his head.
“Tough day?” you added, knowingly teasing.
He opened one eye, sat up, and then dramatically flopped back like a damsel in distress, though the action led to another skull-to-wood-frame fight. The frame won again.
“Ow, son of a bi—” he started.
Papyrus poked his head out from the kitchen, shooting a sharp “watch the language” look.
“—rdie. Did you see the bird outside the window? So cool,” Sans finished, eyes gleaming at you with a hint of ‘back me up so he’ll believe me’ behind them.
Papyrus’s eyes stayed glued to Sans until a small beeping and the light smell of burning… something…emerged from the kitchen.
“OH NO! MY CULINARY ART!!!!” Papyrus yelled, dashing back to the kitchen.
You and Sans burst into laughter. Though Papyrus is very lovable and sweet, the same adjectives cannot be used about the tall skeleton's cooking.
Wiping tears from your eyes, you asked Sans, “So, why are you guys home early?”
Sans relaxed his nonexistent stomach with one hand, as if all the laughter had drained him of breath, though he had no lungs to hold any air.
“We have guests coming over,” he said once recovered.
Guests? You frowned at the thought. Usually, you were the ones being hosted. You enjoyed being a guest… It meant you, and more importantly, Papyrus, wouldn’t have to do any cooking.
“Really? Who?” Your annoyance was likely evident, but your curiosity was probably just as clear.
Papyrus’s voice echoed from the kitchen.
“WHY US, OF COURSE!!!”
Then came a knock at the door.
Chapter 2: Mweh Heh Heh!
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Next Chapter to be updated.
All Work from here is 2016 material and should not be considered the final version. Remember to save to see what will change!
Notes:
written by; Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
edited by; Sansati0nal
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Sans put his phalanges where his nose would be.
"Not it."
Papyrus popped out of the kitchen once more, and even though he only disappeared for a second he was covered in spaghetti sauce.
"HUMAN MAY YOU GET THAT? I MUST GO CLEAN UP!"
Nodding you basically roll off the couch and force yourself to get up. Damn, and you were so comfy!
Sans chuckles "Come on slow poke, they'll be dust by the time you get there." Flipping him off you open the door, honestly you didn't know what to say.
Before you stood a Sans look alike, he was small and pudgy like him but... his outfit. It was blue and grey and looked a lot like Papyrus's battle body. He had cute white stars in his eye sockets and a smile that made him look like a child who had just gotten a puppy for Christmas. Beside him was a Papyrus look alike, but he slouched a little and honestly reminded you more of Sans. He has a cigarette between his teeth and his hands in his orange hoodie. So this was what Papyrus meant.
"Um... Hello.. You can come in-"
Blueberry immediately embraced you into a hug. For a little guy he was actually pretty freaking strong. "
MWEH HEH HEH!!! SO THEY WERE NOT LYING, THEY REALLY DID CAPTURE A HUMAN!!!" He let you go and immediately grabbed your hand, placing a small skeletal kiss on it. "HUMAN! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, AND THIS LAZY BONES IS MY BROTHER PAPY!!" He gestured towards his brother, who was a little off cue. It took until Blueberry called his name for the fifth time that he finally waved at you.
"Sup'?"
Blueberry lightly glared towards his brother.
"PAPY!!!"
"What?"
"What kind of introduction was that?!"
"A short one."
Blueberry groaned and walked to the couch sitting next to Sans.
"Sup' short stack?"
"WE ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!"
" 'Ey never said I wasn't short, I just said you were."
The lazy version of Papyrus trudged to the couch before flopping down next to his brother. He reached around Blueberry and fist bumped Sans. "So, when the others gettin' here?" Sans asked.
"Eh I dunno, Fell said they'd be here whenever the fuck-"
"LANGUAGE!" Blueberry scolded having his boney finger.
"Whenever the heck” Papy corrected, “they get here, Error should be here soon, and Fresh.... you sure he can come over? I mean last time those two were together without ink here.."
Sans shrugged dismissively "he's the last one who hasn't visited yet this year, trust me do you think I was happy having Horrortale over?" All three shuddered at the thought of Horrortale. They were certainly something else.
You stood in front of the three skeletons. "Wait wait wait, exactly how many more of you guys are coming over?" You weren't prepared to be in a house of different versions of the brothers.
"Eh, about four" Sans replied.
"And when did you plan on telling me this?!" You asked with a hint of anger behind your voice, you guys were housemates the least he could do was tell you. Sans gained a shit eating grin and leaned forward. "Hey (Y/N) we're having four guests over today."
"Oh ho ho You balsy fucker!!!" You attempt to hit Sans but Blueberry jumps up and blocks your hand.
"NO NO DEAR HUMAN! PLEASE I DO NOT WISH TO SEE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE GET INTO A DUEL!!!" Your hand retracted. Did he just call you beautiful? Did a version of sans really call you beautiful?
Sans chuckled. "Thanks squirt."
Blueberry gave him a look. "THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HELP YOU, IT WAS MEANT FOR THE HUMAN AS A MEANS OF EXTENDING FRIENDSHIP."
“Heh well..thanks” you said nicely. “So where are you guys from? Why are there more then just these two dweebs?”
“Hey!” Sans said defensively “I’m a lazy dweeb get it right!”
Papy sat up ignoring sans defense, “ we’re from underswap or at least that’s the name we were told it’s called in the multiverse.”
“Multiverse?”
“When you mess with time some funky stuff happens, and we were made. The first variation of us is here” he gestured towards sans “the rest of us were made in response to ‘what if’s’ by time and all that fun stuff, time has different courses and can play all at the same time. What if papyrus was older? Well some key things have to change and boom our timeline our universe, what if when the monsters were trapped instead of being positive, to the most part, about it they became vengeful? Well then you’d get underfell. What if the 80’s trend got thrown away too much and the monsters really liked the trend? What if the monsters went insane in another timeline? What if there was an error during the time discovery and someone got affected? Existence is a never ending cycle of “what if’s” and eventually we all figured that out.”
“So you’re saying there could’ve been more of me?”
“Sort of? There’s a lot of factors you’d have to fall, survive, befriend, there’s just a lot to factor in so for now you’re pretty original. But we also don’t see our human world so we don’t even know if you were born in every multiverse.”
“Oh that’s great to think about.” You said dryly.
“Heh yup imagine knowing there’s a version of you that’s absolutely insane, no offense to papyrus of course.”
You laughed as Papy sat back on the couch again. It was weird seeing papyrus’ face so....relaxed and carefree.
At least you could tell them apart then.
Notes:
Sans: I'm really hating Ao3 right now haha c':
Chapter 3: Now There's Six of Them
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Underfell came into the picture.
Blueberry and Sans don't like that they took an interest in you so quickly.
Notes:
written by; Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
edited by; Sansati0nalEdit to my past and current readers: this story is going to be edited over the next couple days some events and plot points may be changed as I revise the story- that being said thank you for reading
Edit: June-2-19
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
How long will they be here? you wondered to yourself. Not like you didn't like them, but the idea of more then one Sans and Papyrus for more then a day kind of scared you. It was worrying to the least.
"HELLO BLUEBERRY! HELLO PAPY!" Papyrus yelled down the stairs enthusiastically. He had changed to an outfit that you remembered from the platonic date you two had went on when you first arrived to the Underground. It had basketballs on the shoulders and scribbled on the front was the words "cool dude", with that he also had a baseball cap on backwards and loose shorts.
"Wait you call him Papy too?" You asked, you expected him to have another nickname not so close to his own name.
"OF COURSE HUMAN! WHAT ELSE WOULD I CALL HIM?"
"I dont know...I just thought it was weird basically addressing yourself with your own name."
"Not really. We all have nicknames for each other, but I just got the nickname my bro calls me. It's easier that way." Papy answered. Man he was even chiller than Sans, you didn't think that was possible. Staring at the lazy doppelganger you wondered how any version of Papyrus could be so lazy, but yet how could a version of Sans be so active?
Speaking of Blueberry; somehow he had managed to cling to your side without you noticing like a child. Wait how long has he been attached to your side? How didn't you notice him at all? Noticing your confused stare Blueberry smiled and talked with an inside voice.
"I came over when Papyrus came down."
"Oh"
"I am very stealthy human."
"I can tell."
"Perhaps I am stealthy enough to sneak my way into your heart?" He asked, wait was he asking for you to like him or was he asking to be allowed to flirt with you? How old are the skelebro’s ? Is he old enough to know what a crush is because he is awfully innocent. Is it even ethical for a human and skeleton to date? There’s a lot of complications in that sentence you didn’t want to think about at the moment.
Sans grumbled and put his hands in his hoodie across the room, he didn't like what was going on. That little blue asshole didn't know what the hell he was doing. Sans had made it clear to them before they came that you were HIS human to claim. Why else would he spend so much time pissing you off? He took another sip from his ketchup, this was absolute bullshit. A loud knock comparable to banging was heard throughout the room.
Another pair is here you assumed.
Walking towards the door, avoiding Blueberry, Sans opened the door to the edgy brothers. A darker edgier version of Papyrus walked in first bitching about something to someone, then stopped in tracks tracks as he spotted you, observing you. He slowly strutted close to you and checked you from head to toe, ignoring blue on your side, with what looks like a blank look on his face.
"This is the human?"
"Well yeah....." Sans said trying not to say something witty, this Papyrus wasn't someone to piss off.
A dark coked up version of Sans walked in after nodding to sans and then stopping to check you out shamelessly.
"They’re fuckin' hot 'eh Boss?" Fell Sans said while walking towards you and pushing Blueberry aside to get a better look at you.
"I'd tap that~"
Damn this Sans was definitely not like the others. He held out his hand, you first looked for any tricks on it before shaking it.
"Ya can call me Red and dis' here is my brotha', ya can call him Boss." He moved back and went to his brothers side. He said something to his brother before 'Boss' moved back towards you. He held out his hand also. You shook it. Boss looked really intimidating up close, but the smile he gave you allowed to relax at least a little. Blueberry watched from the kitchen where he was pushed towards, he didn't like what was happening. Sans walked up to him.
"what you don't like someone tryin' to get close to (Y/N)?"
"NO I DON'T!" He said acting like a toddler who just had to give up they're toy complete with the stomping of his foot.
Sans laughed. "yeah I get it, kinda like how I told you not to, but no hard feelings. flirting doesn't work as well as you think it will."
You pulled away from ‘boss’ to grab another cup of water, when you walked into the kitchen you passed a disgruntled looking Blueberry and Sans.
"You two okay?" You say oblivious to the little crush war going on between the two as they stare down the Underfell bros, who are unaware of the evil glares going their way while they chat it up with the Papyrus and Papy.
"Fine." They say at the same time without looking at you.
"Well okay then..." You say heading back to sit on the arm of the couch.
Notes:
Sans: I'm writing the next chapter soon!
I hope you guys will like it q v q
Chapter 4: Teamwork
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Sans and Blueberry decide teamwork is needed to bring your affection back to them.
Notes:
Hello! I know it's been a while but here's another chapter! Updates will happen more often. Also do people really want a bonus chapter about the horrortale incident?
- Chisk; WriterMweh heh heh! I had fun editing this one! o v o Sorry it took so long btw! 0:
- Sans; EditorEdit from chisk 6-2-19: lol while writing this I came to the conclusion that like fell sans would totally have your first date song be Bipolar Baby by forever the sickest kids
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Jealous- wasn't the word to describe them right now.
Because they weren't jealous.
Did it make they're souls light up with hatred and homicidal tendencies while watching the two ASSHOLES talk to THEIR HUMAN?
NO!
Of course not.....no....well yeah, but NOT because they were jealous of the Underfell brothers. Who could be jealous of the way they made you blush as they complimented your beautiful body, or the way boss kissed your hand and caused you to hide your face because you were all flustered. Not them, ha ha ha.......
Yeah they were totally jealous.
Sans was more held back with his jealousy only showing any signs of hatred whenever one of the Underfell brothers glanced their way. He was trying to analyze whether or not they actually took some interest in you or if they were just trying to piss him off. His question was answered when a traveling eye kept searching your body from his edgy counterpart.
You fucker
Sans watched Red scope you out, learning every curve, every inch on your outside that he could.
Did that reject my chemical romance poster child actually think he could claim you? That's it, he was planning on winning you wasn't he?!
Sans smile had disappeared a while ago but the frown on his face became more prominent. The smug grin on both brothers faces made his soul fill with the urge to kill.
Just wait you fuckers.
Blueberry was a little more subtle with his anger. As you all sat down talking about something or another he occasionally scooted over to you, making small and barely audible whimpers. He was of course using his trump card.
The ‘innocent’ card.
But every time you went to go speak to him you were cut off by one of the brothers who kept the conversation going. He would pout and cross his arms huffing as a middle finger was raised to him just below the knee of Underfell Paps.
Oh he was so mature.
Eventually you excused yourself to the bathroom. The Underfell brothers started discussing something about fighting styles with Papyrus and Papy was already falling asleep. Blueberry stared them down preparing his attack. That's it! He'll hit them in the skull with a bone! Now all he needed was to make it seem like they hit themselves with full force. Well that and wipe the memory of Papyrus which his magic couldn’t do. Wowie! This was harder to frame them for than he thought. As Blueberry was mapping out his plan Sans pulled him back by the scarf.
Blueberry whined,
"Hey! What was that for?!"
"Listen here shortstack we need to call off this little war me and you are having over [Y/n] and instead get them away from those perverts before they seduce the human."
"I agree" Blueberry said holding out his hand "The worse thing they could do is seduce them with their seduceringly seductive ways." Sans grabbed the hand and shook it, making the truce true, for now.
"you have no idea what seduce means do you?"
"It means go on a date right?" Blueberry said with his normal innocence shining from him.
Sans put his hand back in his pockets.
"yeah sure..."
When you came back from the bathroom the Underfell brothers welcomed you back on the couch. There wasn't much room though since Papy likes to spread out when sleeping.
" 'Ey toots, if it's not too weird for ya, ya can sit right hea'" Red said pointing towards his you rolled your eyes. Then thought about it skeletons don’t have...parts...so it’s not like he’s gonna pop one while you sit, and the armrest didn’t provide much back support... oh hell why not? You used to sit on your friends laps back when you were in school and it wasn't weird then. Sitting down gently trying not to put to much weight on him all at once you settled into his welcoming arms that wrapped around you once you were all set. You couldn't see it but he had the stupidest grin on his face. To your surprise his lap wasn't hard like bone (heh) but instead it was just like sitting on a human lap. You leaned back into his grip and made yourself comfortable.
"Anyways love, how do you like living with these two?" Boss asked you with a certain suavity.
"Oh it's not bad, better than where I used to live to be honest. Papyrus is a great cook and Sans tells the best jokes!" You smiled thinking about the improvement in your life since falling down here, to think about it those two boneheads put a spark in your life. Especially Papyrus, he was so sweet and innocent. The fighting with his brother reminded you of two of your friends Marissa and Lily who used to fight like that. Honestly he was beyond adorable. Red chuckled.
" Well sweetheart, how bad was da place you waz from? Do I need ta bust some heads?"
You smiled and reached back to pet his head.
"No I'm here now and that's all that matters. Thank you though your such a sweetheart."
He made a purring sound as you pet him and when you turned back to his brother he shot the other Sans' a look getting one almost immediately back and in double the power.
You chatted with the brothers and Papyrus for a while more discussing the best food to existence. The vote obviously was in your favor with the fell brothers voting for f/f while Papyrus was setting out a debate club like argument for why spaghetti was the best (ethos,pathos,logos the whole nine yards). As you guys were doing that the door was giving another knock, one that woke up Papy. Groggily he got up and walked to the door rubbing his eyesockets.
At the door stood yet another version of Sans but something about him didn't look right, maybe it was the fact the was basically a negative version of Sans or the fact he was covered in glitching codes and error warnings.
" (yawn) 'sup glitchy?" Papy said casually blocking the doorway.
" "͈̎M͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎y͈͈̎̎ ͈I͈͈̎̎ ͈c͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎m͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎?͈͈̎̎ ͈̎O͈͈̎̎r͈͈̎̎ ͈̎a͈͈̎̎r͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈̎y͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎ ͈̎g͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎g͈͈̎̎ ͈̎t͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎ ͈̎l͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎v͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈m͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎ ͈h͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎r͈͈̎̎e͈̎?͈̎ " Error said annoyed- arms crossed.
“if it’s an option.”
Papy moved out the way and gestured him in. Error walked in and stopped when he saw a strange human sitting on the lap of Underfell sans. You looked up to see him staring at you strangly.
"Hey." you say waving.
He scoffed and went across to the wall with the sock with sticky notes on it. Leaning against the wall he eyed you from a far. Stupid humans, why would Sans favor such a beautifully hideous creature? He looked to his left to see Sans and Blueberry whispering to each other. Sans had a sly smile on his face and blueberry...he looked disgustingly sweet as always, but his eyes shone with a dastardly lens over them.
What were they up to?
Chapter 5: You Are So Stupid I Can't Even Put It Into Words
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Error confronts Blueberry and Sans about their problem.
Blueberry also becomes threatening.
Notes:
Ok so about the horror tale thing it will be in the next chapter and it will be basically the whole chapter. It will be told as a flashback and there will be many jokes that shouldn't be told.
- Charisk; WriterSuper short chapter 0:
Error is such a dork I swear lmao
and Blueberry is a force to be reckoned with apparently. o v o;;
- Sans; Editor
Chapter Text
Error stared at the two talking skeletons for a while. They just kept talking and talking and even though he couldn't hear them, he could tell it was something involving a scheme. The face Blueberry had was exactly what all scheming characters in the movies have on their face. He rolled his eyes lights and turned back to see you talking with the others still.
How can they have so much to talk about?
he wondered as his attention shifted from everyone on the couch to just you.
In reality he never got this close to a human, he wasn't the type of skeleton to get close to anyone. You were so perfectly ugly, you were probably the most important useless being there is.
He brought a glitchy hand up to his chest. His soul was aching, reaching out to something he couldn't have.
Why was he feeling this way?
Why was he feeling so...so... affectionate?
Could it be?...
These feelings?...
Was he FALLING FOR YOU?
Oh no! No he cannot fall for you! You were a disgusting human! A waste of space....but he can't even think of erasing you. He tensed up as he saw you get up and walk towards him.
Shit.
You were nervous but at the same time you felt bad watching him stand alone. Plus he looked like he was having a heart attack. You slowly approached him and just stood there in front of him.
Say something!
You mentally screamed at yourself. You shifted on your feet and rubbed your arm, man he was a little intimidating.
"Um h-hi! I know you may not want to but like, I mean if you do,....shit....um....the couch is open and you are being the definition of a wallflower." He stared at you for a minute and a crimson blush formed on his cheek bones. You don't know if you broke him or what and it was honestly confusing you. To your relief he spoke up.
" T͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎k͈͈̎̎ ͈y͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎.͈͈̎̎.͈͈̎̎.͈͈̎̎ I͈͈̎̎ ͈̎̎g͈̎u͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎s͈͈̎̎s͈͈̎̎ ͈I͈͈̎̎ ͈͈̎̎c͈͈̎̎-͈͈̎̎c͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎ ͈̎s͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎c͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎l͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎z͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎.͈͈̎̎.͈̎.͈"
You motioned him to follow you and he did, though he kept his distance. Once you two got to the couch you had him sit on the arm rest as you sat back on Red's lap.
Error didn't actually talk he just observed some more. He observed the way the Underfell brothers flirted with you and took a mental note on how it made him hurt seeing you smile towards they're words.
They’re delinquents, one of the more barbaric alternate universes, how can the human just talk to them, how are they making them smile, why are they making then smile?? A feeling like a million bugs crawling up his spine brought him out of his thoughts. He turned to see Blueberry with a big smile on his face.
"Can you come here for a sec?" Blueberry asked in an innocent tone. Shrugging Error got up and followed him. Sans leaned off the wall to the greet Error.
"Thanks for coming."
" ͈̎I͈͈̎̎ w͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎s͈͈̎̎ c͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎r͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈̎s͈̎ " Blueberry smiled and turned Error so they were face to face.
"We need your help error old friend."
" W͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎ w͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎t͈̎?͈̎? " and I’m not your friend he thought to himself.
Sans explained the whole problem. And their little jealousy plan.
" W͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎,͈͈̎̎ s͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎ ͈y͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎ l͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎k͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈[͈͈̎̎Y͈͈̎̎/͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎]͈͈̎̎ ͈?͈͈̎̎!͈͈̎̎ T͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎ N͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎ ͈I͈͈̎̎'͈͈̎̎m͈͈̎̎ n͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎ h͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎l͈͈̎̎p͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎g͈͈̎̎ y͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎ t͈w͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎!͈̎"͈̎ "
Blueberry and Sans looked at each other. They turned around and error could hear whispering, nodding each other they turned around before Blueberry went up to Error once more and got uncomfortably close.
"Well then Error, that's your choice but I'm afraid I have to warn you... Sans and I will not let a third person get between [Y/N] and us. Even when it is just us two it will be a battle to the death" he grabbed Errors coat. "So you better step down now." He backed up and let Error go with an attitude before smiling like a child again.
"Welp that was a nice chat Error I'm going to go check on Papy, come on Sans!" He said pulling the original with him. Error just stood there for a second trying to process what just happened.
Did....did underswap sans...that little blueberry....just threaten me? Well if it’s a fight he wants he better know I never lose.
Chapter 6: The Horrortale Incident
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
You get to know the basic reasons on why everyone is basically terrified of horrortale.
Notes:
Ok here it is. Think of it as basically a break chapter. Today is my last day of school so I won't be able to write for about a week. I had fun writing this. I kinda mixed the horrortale ideas together to make them not so crazy but still crazy.
- Chisk; Writer
Welp
That was... interesting
I love the Salad Fingers reference oh my god
- Sans; Editor
Chapter Text
You were sitting on the couch once more- well- no, not on the couch but rather on Red's lap, still. His arms were still wrapped around you, rather tightly to be honest, damn did he love to talk with you. Blueberry skipped over with sans in tow who stopped a few feet behind him, blueberry crouching and sneaking over to the side of the couch before jumping up and yelling “PAPY!” Waking up his brother who fell asleep again. You giggled as Papy jumped awake and did a ninja like move before realizing it was just his brother. Papyrus and boss just gave a look of disappointment to their 'clone'.
"Papy! You are supposed to stay awake during these things! Again I'm surprised after the Horrortale incident you'd even fall asleep without one eye open...." blueberry said disappointingly.
You looked around the room and for a second time everyone tensed up at the mentioning of this 'Horrortale' meeting. All Sans' had the white orbs missing from their sockets and every version of Paps looked like they just shit themselves. You looked around apparently oblivious.
"Wait what is the 'Horrortale incident'?" You ask. Everyone gives you a look and Red's grip on you gets tighter like he's trying to protect you from something.
Papyrus chuckles nervously.
"UM W-WELL REMEMBER WHEN WE TOLD YOU THAT THAT WE HAVE ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES?"
Sans sighed "bro they're right here, I think she can tell..." and paps already explained it earlier...
Paps shifted on his feet. "AH, Y-YES, WELL, T-THERE ARE MANY UNIVERSES... AND ONE OF THEM IS WHERE WE ARE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATHS AND WELL THEY CAME OVER AND...." he trails off before perking back up "IT ISN'T AN INTERESTING STORY AND I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN IT!" You sit up straight and cross your arms.
"No I do! I want to hear about what's making you guys get scared like this! Seriously especially you two out of all my time living here I've never EVER seen you two this scared." Sans muttered something under his breath before walking up to you and sitting on the coffee table. "You really want to hear?" You sat back on Red's lap again - your eyes light up like Blueberry's and you started bouncing up and down like an excited child waiting for their birthday cake. Red coughed behind you and smiled at his brother. Sans took your actions as a yes. "Ok, well it was a while back...."
*Flashback courtesy of MTT brand whatever he's selling now*
"SANS, WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING?!" Papyrus yelled at his immature older brother who was having a drink off with Red and Papy. Red won but at a cost of the point now he was coughing up mustard and fireball. Sans laughed before answering his brother who was tapping his foot impatiently. "Nothing bro just relaxing"
"Relaxing my ass!" Boss said from behind Papyrus. Blueberry popped out of the kitchen with a spoon in one hand and the other hand on his hip, waving it threateningly at Boss.
"Language! How many times do I have to tell you guys this?!?" He asked tapping his foot obviously annoyed.
Another sans who looked like a revolutionary painter from a dystopian novel laughed from kitchen.
"Blue I told you they will never change, I should know." He yelled out with a knowing smirk. Blue huffed and stomped back to the kitchen. Papy chuckled and shot a threatening look at boss
"don't piss of my little bro, g o t I t?"
Boss rolled his eyes and leaned forward "And what would a lazy fuck like you do about it?"
Papy sat up "do you really want to find out?"
Papyrus cut between the two "NO NO THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING IN THE LIVING ROOM! UNDYNE ALREADY TAUGHT ME THAT LESSON AND I DO NOT WANT TO GET ANOTHER TV, AND IF I MISS METTATON'S SHOW I WILL BE VERY UPSET AND THEN YOU TWO WILL GAVE TO DEAL WITH MY BROTHER."
Sans frowned
"hey don't go get me into fights!"
Boss and Papy continued until a knock at the door broke through the argument. Blueberry ran to the door yelling that he's got it. He opened the door and on the other side stood two....odd versions of him and his brother. "Um, Hello, you may ...come in.." They walked inside and immediately got everyone's attention. This version of Sans had a huge gap in his skull and dry blood all over his clothes. To top it all off he had an unsettling grin on his face, Papyrus on the other hand looked pretty much like boss just sharper (and not by intelligence) and in a more unstable state. They both stood in the middle of the room for a while before the psycho version of Sans went to pull something from his coat, the room held its breath. He reached in and pulled out a hot dog from his jacket pocket.
The rest sighed in relief until almost simultaneously they realized that it wasn't a water sausage, hot dog, or hot cat but instead it was human fingers.... he was eating human fingers .... Papyrus looked like he was going to puke while Papy covered blueberry's eyes while blueberry attached himself to papy for protection.
Red spoke up in horror "dude what the actual fuck are you eating?!"
The psycho took a bite before holding it out to red. "a hotdog. why? you want some?" The grin on his face widened. Red's eye sockets went dark as he backed up. "Nope."
Psycho laughed "ah well...you’re a sans so I'm guessing ya like jokes right?! Well I got one for you. What's worse than finding twenty dead babies in one trash bin? One dead baby in twenty trash bins!"
His brother laughed behind him "that was terrible sans! I got a better one! How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?"
He has to be insane no logical papyrus but papy would like to tell puns! Boss thought to himself.
The room remained silent, he didn't care. "You nail it's other hand to the ground!" The two psycho's laughed as everyone watched on in disgust and horror. The night only got worse from there.
They began the meeting they were supposed to have, the reason they’re all there, by discussing updates in their universes. New abilities, training, gossip, the works. But when it came time for the comings and going of horrortale they quickly learned its better not to know.
“And and and so then this kid right? Bad world above us, comes up to us and starts crying about how they miss they’re mom young tyke must’ve been 6 or 7 so I tell ‘em they should cut through the woods and it’ll be fine it’ll lead them home no problem. Shit they’re scream was heard to the castle wassinit paps?”
“Haha! Yes! Undone had to go clean the rest up I got to keep the shirt!”
Blueberry looked at papy with tears in his eyes.
“Don’t worry they didn’t kill them blue they just meant-“
“Yeah we didn’t kill em that monster kid stuck ‘is foot through its gut!”
Blue didn’t need need to hear anymore, nor could he because he fainted.
The night only got worse: They tried burning Blueberry's boney baby hand but luckily Papy saved his brother. Then they tried to wake Papy up by stabbing him a few times but Ink stopped that almost too late. They trapped Papyrus up in a rope trap and tried decapitating Sans a few times. Boss and that Papyrus had a fight almost to the death while Red tried to save him but was stopped by the psycho Sans. Things went like that for hours until eventually Ink had to call Reaper and Error to come take them back to their own universe. Which by then everyone was beyond scared for their lives. They never ever wanted to do something like that again.
*Back to the regularly scheduled program ~ MTT*
Papy sighs "welp that was a memory i never wanted to relive..." Blueberry's eye sockets welt up with blue tears.
"I forgot they tried murdering me repeatedly!!!" You open your arms and he runs into them, making Red give a very obvious face of jealousy and pain from the extra weight.
"Well..." you say thinking "They don't seem to be the worst thing I've heard of- I mean on the surface we have way worse. Like just entertainment wise we have things like Salad Fingers and rejection and Alex Jones. At least they’re not the worst worst...heh..." The skeletons stare at you.
"Welp that's another reason why we aren't going to the surface any time soon." Sans replies obviously not ready for the disturbed surface world.
Chapter 7: It's seems like we're missing someone
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I...
Notes:
Okay after a forever writers block (like a day) I finished writing this. But either way I think I nailed bringing a certain someone into the picture. Like I said on my other stories I will not be updating till after my birthday so you guys can wait three/four days right?
- Chisk;; WriterAh I haven't editing this in awhile!
Sorry 'bout that q v q;;
- Sans;; EditorEdit from the author 6-2-19: y’all im fucking dying I forgot that was how introduced fresh
Chapter Text
Did Error ever mention how much he hates things?
No? Well he does.
He hates other monsters, humans (excluding you but he won't admit that yet), even inanimate objects.
Why does he hates pretty much everything?
Well Red says it's because he has a blue string up his 'ass' but in reality you could put bets on jealousy due to lack of social skills.
Yeah maybe that is the problem. Or he's just an asshole. Your choice.
At the moment the jealousy one is seeming to show more as he is boiling over internally with rage. Why? Because seeing you basically sandwiched between Blueberry (who was still crying on your lap) and Red (who was ready to kick the little blue shit when he got a chance. Papy though was waiting for him to try it, it was going to be a bad time) Reminded him that he couldn't even talk to you.
'Why would you want to talk to them? You don't like them'
Error smiled, that's right he doesn't like anything.
'Oh don't lie to yourself you admitted to Blueberry and Sans that you liked them'
Oh yeah.....
'No wait you lie all the time!! You were just lying'
Wait that's right! He was lying so he didn't have to help tweedle dee and tweedle dumber.
'Whatever makes ya happy pal...'
"O͈͈̎̎H͈͈̎̎ ͈S͈͈̎̎H͈͈̎̎U͈͈̎̎T͈͈̎̎ ͈U͈͈̎̎P͈͈̎̎ ͈̎Y͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎U͈͈̎̎ ͈̎D͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎'͈͈̎̎T͈͈̎̎ ͈K͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎W͈͈̎̎ ͈A͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎Y͈͈̎̎T͈͈̎̎H͈͈̎̎I͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎G͈͈̎̎!͈͈̎̎ ͈Y͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎U͈͈̎̎'͈͈̎̎R͈͈̎̎E͈͈̎̎ ͈̎̎J͈̎U͈͈̎̎S͈͈̎̎T͈͈̎̎ ͈̎M͈͈̎̎Y͈͈̎̎ ͈S͈͈̎̎U͈͈̎̎B͈͈̎̎C͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎N͈͈̎̎S͈͈̎̎C͈͈̎̎I͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎U͈͈̎̎S͈̎ ͈̎ "
Error yelled out loud, his pupils looking up to his skull. Papy was looking at the skeleton yelling at himself with a face of confusion and worry. "Freaking weirdo...."
Sans was in his room he had excused himself to make a certain phone call. Knowing how much you like your human stuff he was asking to maybe borrow one season of whatever she had for just you and him once the others left.
"Come on Alphys anything good? Even if it’s anime they said they liked watching Osomatsu-San with you"
She sighed into the phone
"No S-sans all I have is my Mew Mew Kissy Cutie s-series and another o-one called Fruits Basket? B-but I'm watching the new one right now I lent out most of my human shows to mettaton right now so he can get a feel on acting."
Sans rubbed his skull.
"Well they said they also likes musicals did you find one of those?"
"Y-yeah I have a couple sound tracks, you guys have a CD player right? I have Rent..um..one sec I’m d-digging...Heathers?...Hamilton...and p-Phantom of the Opera.”
Sans smirked
"Just send them all and they can pick which one they want to listen to."
"No p-problem I'll have U-Undyne come pick them up to send it over right a-away...well after her shift."
" 'kay thanks Al." He hung up the phone and walked out to the balcony to look at you. He draped his arms over the side and looked down at you. When you had first come here you had been so shy and timid, papyrus spent weeks trying to get you to just open up about your name. You and sans didn’t talk much either but one day after smoking a bit you both were relaxed enough to open up about things you didn’t know needed to come out. Time had passed and look at you now, socializing, smiling. Having a grand ol’ time. It was something seeing you so much better but he deep down wished it was only him making you smile so much.
You had finally been freed from the whole trap between two skeletons thing and was trying to stretch your legs.
While you were stretching out your muscles you turned to see your housemate staring at you. You roll your eyes and yell up to him.
"You know you could take a picture it lasts longer."
"yeah well I forgot my camera.” He said teleporting to the bottom of the stairs, “Oh off topic but I thought you should know I called Alphys to bring over a couple of those musicals you like so you can pick one for us to listen to once they leave."
You frowned
"Oh they have to leave soon?...well okay which musicals?"
Sans shrugged "dunno guess you'll find out when they get here."
"Your such an ass you know that right?"
"It's a living."
You were about to respond when you swore you could hear Africa by Toto in the distance and the sound was only growing louder.
”Sans did you put something in the tap water...am I tripping or do I hear Africa by Toto?”
Sans listened "does he have to always be so loud?" He sighed. You were about to ask who when Error flipped his shit.
" O͈͈̎̎H͈͈̎̎ ͈H͈̎̎E͈͈̎̎L͈͈̎̎L͈͈̎̎ ͈N͈͈̎̎O͈͈̎̎-͈͈̎̎ I'͈͈̎̎m͈͈̎̎ ͈n͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎ ͈s͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎a͈͈̎̎y͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎g͈͈̎̎ ͈i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎ ͈t͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈h͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎s͈͈̎̎e͈͈̎̎ ͈w͈̎i͈͈̎̎t͈͈̎̎h͈͈̎̎ ͈T͈͈̎̎H͈͈̎̎A͈͈̎̎T͈̎!͈̎ "
The music grew louder until it was blaring outside the door. You walk up to the door and open it only to close it slowly.
You held onto the doorknob for a second before breathing out heavily and opening it again with a smile.
A slightly taller version of Sans walked in dressed like all of the eighties threw up on his. Multicolored basketball shorts, colorful high top sneakers, a colorful windbreaker. Even the backwards baseball cap. He has a skateboard in one hand and a boom box in the other, the glasses he wore said Home-slice on them.
You let out howl of laughter and collapsed onto the floor- still laughing.
"HUMAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Papyrus asked worried jumping to your side, a bead of sweat on his skull.
"Yeah...I just... omfg..." The brightly colored skeleton walked up to you.
"Yo ya need some help there my totally fine homedawg?" He asked extending his hand to you. You take it and stand up. "Thanks, I'm sorry your just dressed so....so..just I’m sorry I couldn't help myself."
"Naw it's fine my radical cool cat I understand. Sometimes I'm too rad even for myself." You laughed and held out your hand, he shook it .
"I'm (Y/N)"
"Freshtale sans, but I also go by Fresh."
You let go and look behind him to see Error being held back by Boss and Papy who were surprisingly struggling to keep him from a good ol’ fashion fist fight.
"Uh... is he okay?"
"Oh, strings? Yeah he's just excited to see me ya dig? We are totally home slices."
" I͈͈̎̎ ͈w͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎l͈͈̎̎l͈͈̎̎ f͈u͈͈̎̎c͈͈̎̎k͈͈̎̎i͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎g͈͈̎̎ ͈e͈͈̎̎n͈͈̎̎d͈͈̎̎ ͈y͈͈̎̎o͈͈̎̎u͈͈̎̎!" Error yelled with his voice more distorted then usual. His face had tints of crimson red and he was far from happy.
"See? home-slices." He said totally almost totally oblivious that error hates him the most out of everything in existence. He laid his skateboard by the hatstand and shut off the boom box. Lucky for you because you thought you were gonna piss yourself laughing.
“Now dawg real question ya got any Doritos?” He asked sans
“no.” Sans said half annoyed. “But now that you finally showed up we can have our quick meeting and you guys” he said looking and red and boss, “can quickly go home.”
Chapter 8: Oh Darling~!!! (Don’t let the name fool you it’s not smut)
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Enter Mettaton.
Notes:
Mettaton, that's it. Also for you guys info Mettaton is in regular rectangle form.
-chisk
Chapter Text
You couldn't believe how much error hated fresh. You wished you had something to video tape them with. They acted like two siblings, well more like an older sibling and a way younger sibling. Constantly bickering. One minute after papy and boss let go of error, Fresh had already decided to annoy the living shit out of him.
Man error had good self control.
At first it was innocent things like poking him constantly, then it was pulling on his sweatshirt, then it was pulling him to the floor and trying to hit him. You just stood there now watching the two basically wrestle on the floor. Well error was trying to get fresh off of him because he sat on him but now fresh had error in a headlock.
Why error didn't just teleport amazed you but you decided not to say anything as his tiny glitchy legs tried their best to kick fresh.
" ALRIGHT SEPARATE YOU TWO! NO MORE FIGHTING DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME!" Papyrus came in with two plates of spaghetti and handed one to you. Yay this one looked edible. You took a bite and had to admit it was pretty good....so someone tampered with it. Fresh let go of error and sat on the floor next to where you were standing.
"Oh OF CoUrse UsE The HuMan As PrOtectIon."
"Yo dawg your just jelly that I can get this close to the human ya socially unrad broseph." He stuck out his tongue at error.
"Wait you guys have tongues?" You asked. As far as you knew skeletons were not supposed to have tongues.
"Course dude did your two bone bro's not show you that? How you think we have favorite foods gotta be able to taste them." He shot the two a devious look while they just looked away to the side of themselves before he turned back to you and grinned.
"Why you wanna see what I could do with it?" You coughed in surprise and just stood there unable to really say anything.
"I um... I eh... y-you see I...heh..." fresh laughed and put an arm around you.
"Yo you Ok kitten? Didn't mean to short circuit ya..."
You sighed and took another bite of spaghetti. "y-yeah I'm fine I just-"
"oh good then you should really think about that then dawg" he said sticking out his tongue which caused you to nearly choke to death.
"AlRiGht LeAve tHe huMan aloNe." Error said with a huff pushing fresh away. "We DoNt waNt ThEem deAd...oR TrAuMatiZed."
"yes we need them before they die." Boss said smirking.
"What's that supposed to mean?" You asked still recovering from the near death by spaghetti experience. He just smirked and crossed his legs like a charming bad boy asswhole. Now all he needs is an apple. You were about to ask a follow up question when once again there was a knock on the door.
Stupid door always interrupting stuff...
You open it and get wrapped into a robotic hug.
"Hey Mettaton! Didn’t expect to see you today." he smiled and hugged you tighter.
"Oh hello darling have you missed me? Oh I know you have because who wouldn't miss me but darling I have brought you something!" He put you down and turned back to the door. "Burgerpants? Burgerpants get in here now and bring the clothes!" A teenage cat monster walked in with a scowl on his face before looking up at his boss and quickly changing it to a forced happy smile. "Here ya go!" He said painfully happy while handing some clothes. You take them from him and observe them. White tank top, leather pants, a mushroom shirt, ripped stonewashed jeans, and a red hoodie.
“Oh wow thanks! What are these for besides cosplaying Freddie Mercury?”
“Well darling alphas was at the trash dump and found some human clothes, my robot thighs don’t fit into the pants in my other form, and the shirt just aren’t my taste but I realized you must need something new to add to your limited wardrobe!”
“Oh well thank you! I’ll wear these soon!”
“No problem dear! Toodles!” He said rolling away, burger pants sighed and gave you a ‘please help me’ look before he turned and followed. You closed the door and put the clothes down.
“So are we having that meeting?”
“We?” Sans asked
“I live here too I’m gonna listen in” you responded
“ITS ONLY FAIR TO LET THE HUMAN JOIN SANS!” Papyrus called out.
“Fine.” Sans said
“ooh wait so it’s not too serious I’ll put on one of my songs!”
You grab your iPod out of your bag And search through what you got. You pick “Roaring 20’s” by Panic!At The Disco and sat down on the floor, legs crossed. The skeletons look at you.
“Well go ahead talk.” You said waving your hand.
Man these boys stare at you for everything.
Chapter 9: Leaving
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
You finish watching the movie.
Notes:
After writing yesterday's second chapter I decided I will write this one to just to make a clean cliff hanger before I take a hiatus from writing this. Give it a week or two I need to map out where I am taking this story. Also if you have any ideas on where you think/ where you want the story to go tell me. I may be able to change my original plan for this story if I like something better. See ya!
-Chisk
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The boys honestly bored you half to death. You thought you’d hear something interesting, not saying hearing about their universes wasn’t interesting, but all they talked about were human sightings (if any), work (in sans case he just kept quiet), and any small things they may be concerned about. Eventually as you suspected the conversation shifted to you, reactions from others to you, and overall adapting you a whole different lifestyle then you were used to.
“So kitten you been feeling fresh down here or are you feeling totally unrad and out of whack?” Fresh asked nicely, for once.
“Of course I fit right in the only problem with anything is there’s no bathroom in the house and we haven’t found a mattress in waterfall trash area yet, but these boys have taken such good care of me honestly I love them!” You answered, for sure everything you dealt with on the surface melted away the second you met your friends down here. They were your family now.
Sans and papyrus were blushing from what you said. If anything they were glad you also held them in such a high light.
“‘Ey I’m sure I could get you to like me a whole lot more if ya wanna come spend the night.” Red winked. You blushed again, why is he such a flirt?
“NONSENSE THE HUMAN ALREADY LIKES ME MORE SO THEY SHOULD COME SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME.” Blueberry said defensively.
Papyrus nervously chuckled. "W-WELL THEY ARE SANS’ AND I HOUSEMATE AND SO THAT MEANS THEY LIKES US MORE, R-RIGHT Y/N?"
You raised your head and gave them a questioning look. "Well what do you mean by like? Platonically yes I like all of you equally (well...) and -"
Red huffed "no doll we're talking 'bout romantically 'n stuff"
The room went quiet. Why did red have to be so blunt with everything?
"Ro-romantically? I...well I....."
Doing something useful Papy spoke up. "Did no one notice the time? We have to go like now."
Boss scowled and looked at the clock on the wall only to notice the lazy ass was right. He sighed and took his brother by the collar. "He's right we have to go things can go wrong if we stay any longer."
“Wrong like what?”
“Well if you must know human we all have roles in our respective universes small or big we have to be there. Plus we all have work and we can all agree undyne doesn’t like to give days off.”
“Or alphys!” Blueberry chimed in, “unless They don’t want to work too!”
Papy went to pick up blueberry but he squirmed out of his grasp and ran to you getting on both his knees. "Y/n I have seemed to have fallen for you will you please go on a date with me in my universe?" The room went oddly silent for a second time in the night as everyone waited for your answer. You didn't know what to say or do. You can't say no to him he'll be heartbroken but yet all of this attention towards you happened really fast, well you didn't notice until now. You smiled awkwardly and felt your breath quicken. They were all staring at you, they wanted a decision quick. Stars this was fast....
Breathing heavier you felt you chest go from hurting to numb. You backed up slowly then ran upstairs to papyrus’ room and locked the door. You really just needed a minute.
What the hell just happened?
Downstairs Papy was already trying to pick up the little blueberry who was on the verge of tears. He started crying and fought against his brothers touch. "N-no they haven’t answered me yet!!" Papy held him and patted his back.
"Bro I don't think they’re ready to answer you yet, don't worry they’ll tell you when they’re ready." He walked out the door still comforting the small blueberry. Fresh sighed
"I guess that's rejection for all of us dawgs..."
"Well of course it's rejection for all of us, theyre not interested in skeletons or monsters. Did we forget at the end of the day they’re human?" Boss sighed pulling his brother out the door followed by fresh. Error just laughed.
" tHAts whAt yoU Get FoR FaLLiNg fOR a HUman..."
"oh shut up you liked them too...." sans growled
Error smirked and walked out the door but when he got outside he rubbed where his soul was and noticed something was off about it.
Sans and papyrus were left alone in the house and honestly is felt weird having this silence.
"SO YOU LIKE LIKED Y/N?"
" yup"
"OH...WELL THIS IS AWKWARD.” sans sighed and teleported to the top of the stairs. He knocked on papyrus's door.
"Y/n come on open up.. " you didn't respond instead you tried to still make head or tails of the situation. Sans sat against the door and waited for something. It was like that for a couple minutes and the silence seemed to thicken, almost suffocating any chance words coming out.
A loud bang from the basement caused everyone in the house to jump. Sans teleported down there to see what happened soon followed by papyrus. Who ran out the front door. The scene was a mess. The machine sans had worked a while on was broken and the room was covered in debris. Red stood up and coughed.
"fuck"
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"your stupid fucking machine broke as we were trying to type in the coordinates." Boss said dusting himself off.
"IT seEms WeRe GoIng to Be YoUr GueSts a LiTTle BiT LoNger...."
Chapter 10: Not leaving!
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
They're not leaving yet! Oh joy!
Notes:
This chapter may be kinda short. But that's Ok right? Anyways thank you to everyone who's enjoyed this story so far! To be honest I didn't think it'd be liked as much as it is...this was just a project I thought of to keep me happy...
-Chisk
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The loud bang had made you jump. Well why wouldn't it? That was a really loud bang. You weren't surprised when you heard sans yell out a curse and the loud slam of the door being opened with force. Quickly you creaked open the door and slipped down the stairs. The front door was wide open.
In the basement?
You weren't stupid you knew sans had a "secret" science room/basement. But now that weird machine actually made sence. You walked out into the cold snowy outside and made your way out back. The door was open and the light was illuminating the bushes behind it. You peek into the room to see the machine had obviously malfunctioned with bits and pieces everywhere. The underfell brothers were complaining to sans about the machine and how to fix it. Fresh was trying to find his hat which had been knocked off, eventually he found it, dusting it off and putting it back on. Blueberry was gripping onto papy for dear life.
Well that would make tonight definitely worse.
Error was left leaning against a wall obviously looking pissed. Papyrus went to the machine and looked it over. You knew he didn't know much about machines so it made no sence for his going over there. He gave off a slight pained face looking at the broken machine. You wondered why.
You were paying so much attention to papyrus and his obvious emotional state towards the machine that you didn't notice sans tell the underfell bro's to go check on the others and walk out the door only to stop and face you.
"Ahem.." you jumped and blushed as you looked at sans. Awkwardly you held your ring finger (it was a thing you did when you were nervous) and coughed.
"I was just checking on that loud bang it scared me...and.."
" Y/N I know that a couple of minutes ago were hectic and confusing but you don't have to get embarrassed over it. We understand that you don't feel the same for monsters."
You shifted on your feet. never did you say you didn't like monsters in that way. You honestly never gave thought though to dating or loving anyone that wasn’t human. Living here made you question if things were ethical. Burn you never said you didn’t find redeeming qualities in...Did it seem that way? Shit.
" I never said that I didn't like monsters that way it's just -"
"SANS I THINK ITS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO FIX THAT MACHINE, OH HELLO HUMAN...." you waved before papyrus fixed his attention back to sans. "I'LL CHECK IF EVERYONE'S OK DOWN HERE BUT CAN YOU AND THE HUMAN FIX UP A LIVING SPACE UPSTAIRS?"
Sans nodded his head and papyrus left back into the room. You and sans walked back around the house and to the living room without a word between you too. Extra blanket and pillows were kept in sans’ closet. He beat you to his room and had opened a closet door in his room to grabbed two pillows.
"Well come on kiddo we ain't got all night." You nodded and grabbed two more pillows and a blanket. It had only taken two more trips but eventually you and sans got enough pillows and blankets to the living room. You set it up so two skeletons could sleep on the couch the rest had to sleep on the floor. Papyrus called up to you two.
"DID YOU TWO FINISH SETTING UP THE LIVING ARANGEMENTS?"
"yeah papyrus" you yelled down. When you heard the skeletons walking in you had a sudden rush Of embarrassment rush over you and you ran back upstairs sitting down in the hall.
"GOOD JOB BROTHER, YOU AND Y/N WERE QUITE EFFICIENT SPEAKING OF WHICH WERE DID THEY GO?"
"They ran upstairs again..."sans answered.
Boss huffed offended and annoyed "really? Honestly you two have no control over this human. Can't you tell them it's common courtesy to care for them guests?"
"No because they arent a pet." Sans answered back quickly.
"Well maybe if you treated them like one they’d act better." Sans said nothing. Instead he just walked upstairs and grabbed you by the hand lightly tugging you down the flight of stairs. "Help take care of them." He said looking down and waiting a second before releasing you. You blushed red embarrassed by your actions not that long ago.
It was quiet in the room before Papy spoke up. "Well do we got any movies to watch or something? Make it a real sleepover." Blueberry nodded and ran to your side. It was like he wasn't sad at all about what happened earlier.
“Um I got Phantom of the Opera it’s a pretty good movie. You said getting up and finding the case. Grabbing the movie you put it in and sat down on the floor trying to keep a distance though it didn't last long as fresh came to sit down next to you.
"Kitten ya mind if I sit here?”
" I'm cool with it..."
"coolio" he sat down and the movie started. Besides the movie it was quiet , you didn't pay much attention to the odd silence as your eyes were glued to the TV screen. You personally loved the older version of phantom of the opera lon Chaney was an awesome actor in your opinion and you loved the story. While you were entranced with the movie you didn't notice fresh wrap his arm around your waist. It wasn't until he gripped hard that you noticed. You looked down and shot him a glance. He smirked and scooted even closer. Sighing you leaned on him and continued watching the movie after all it was free back support. While the rest were locked on the movie error was watching fresh pull a move.
'That asshole I should dust him here.'
'Thought you didn't like her'
'shut up error' he shook off his thoughts and got up to sit down at the other side of you. He sat close but not to close. Fresh leaned back with a game face on.
'is he challenging us?'
Error pushed in closer till he was about an inch away from you. Quickly he put an arm around you and pulled you down into a half hug. You kept your eyes on the TV but gave a face of confusion. That didn't stop error as he grinned at fresh.
'game on' fresh thought as he wrapped around your waist and layed his head on you ribs. You sighed and continued watching the movie but was interrupted again by error literally ripping you out of fresh's grip and placing you on his lap.
ok this is bull-ever-loving-shit I just wanna watch my boi and his opera house you thought to yourself.
Thankfully the movie ended and error pushed you off of him. You stood up and looked at the two of them. " Ok I don't know what that was but fresh you and error need to stop fighting over every little thing, why do you just always fight?"
"BEcUAse He'S a SIn In ThE MUlTivErse."
"Because he's a bitch."
"LANGUAGE." Papyrus said sternly.
"I said it in English dawg."
"That's it!" You said grabbing the two by the hood and throwing them on the couch. "You two will learn to get along! if I hear anything down here tonight you two are going to be punished!"
Red smirked " 'an I get one a tho's punishments?" You shot him a look with murder in your eyes. He quickly silenced and you stomped up the stairs. You stopped in the hallway.
shit where am I sleeping tonight?
angrily you yelled down the stairs. "Where am I sleeping tonight?!"
"Uh.. wherever you want?" Sans answered. fuck it.
"sans I'm sleeping with you in your room tonight."
"Um...Ok?" You walked to the room and stole one of sans shirts to wear as your PJ's .
Downstairs sans grinned wide and turned to the others. "Well boys I'll be off to bed.."
"oh go fuck yourself"
"won't have to if they end up with me by tomorrow." The others watched in envy as he went up the stairs and into his room. Papyrus followed up the stairs and into his own room.
"That son of a bitch" red fluffing his pillow angrily before laying down.
When sans walked into the room you had just finished getting dressed and was folding your dirty clothes.
"what was that downstairs?" He asked .
"They will be friends and they will like it." You said not looking up as you fixed his bed and undid the ball in the middle of the bed. Grabbing the sheet you layed down on the newly made bed and layed under it. "Well let's go I want to sleep. " Sans climbed into bed next to you. His confidence going out the window as he layed by your side. You huffed, turned on your side and drifted off to sleep.
Sans on the other hand didn't fall asleep just yet. He stared at you for a while before gently reaching his hand over and pulling you close to him. 'ugh I'm being so weird...' he thought . He cuddled up to you and smiled. 'might be weird but at least I get to do this' and with that he fell asleep.
Chapter 11: Wakey Wakey eggs and get the hell up!
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Chaos like always
Notes:
A.) The other name I was thinking for this chapter was "sans get your lazy ass up and papyrus don't light the kitchen on fire again!"
B.) Ok now that I have seen that the whole going on dates with all of them is liked I must know : WHO WILL ASK YOU OUT FIRST?!? (you guys can choose anyone I was going to do blueberry but this story isn't for me it's for you guys so choose away.)
C.) On that note just please tell me who you want soon and I will tally it up.
D.) Did I really make that the readers dream? Yes. Yes I did. oh come on everyone wants that dream!
E.) This is only short because I didn't want to write it with the next chapter, so here's your beautiful morning!
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You were standing outside. Your red cape was blowing in the wind. The lindt chocolate guy was opposite of you riding the majestic cheese-it. You look to your left to see your best friends David Tennant and time baby cheering you on. You smile to them and look ahead . The air goes deathly silent. The counter goes down to zero and you run after your prize between you and your opponent. You dodge multiple obstacles with ease. The barrels can't stop you now. You make one last dodge before you hands land on it. The house cup. You just got all the points. The lindt guy climbs off the cheese-it and stomps off muttering in a mixture of Russian and German. You raise the cup over your head and smile before you see him. Tony the clock. This isn't over yet.
You open your eyes slowly still getting used to the whole waking up and participating in society thing. You stretch and then stop to realize you are being cuddled. You slowly turn to see sans snuggling you like your a teddy bear. You blush and slowly squirm out of his boney embrace. In hindsight this wasn't the best idea because you squirmed right off the bed and ass first to the floor. How you didn't wake sans up was a mystery. Slowly you stood up and crept out of the room. You sighed and walked down the hall and stairs.
Not to your surprise only blueberry, error, boss and papyrus were up.chuckling to yourself to made it to the bottom of the stairs and looked at the boys. "Did you make breakfast papyrus?"
"NOT YET HUMAN! WHY DO YOU WISH FOR ME TO MAKE YOU A MORNING MASTERPIECE?"
You smiled but shook your head quick. "No but thank you. I think I will make breakfast instead." Your went into the kitchen and pulled out what you needed to make the best breakfast ever. Cinnamon pancakes with extra sugar. You began putting the ingredients together when you felt arms wrap around you and a sigh of a tired skeleton. " 'ey toots"
"Hello red."
"What 'cha doin'?"
You roll your eyes and turn around to him. He, seeing the opportunity, nuzzled his skull right where your lady pillows were. "Enjoying the pillow? " You asked before answering his question. "What's it look like I'm doing red? I'm making breakfast. Speaking of which do you want what I'm making everyone else or do you want cereal or something?" Red smirked and raised the orbs in his sockets to meet your eyes. "Wouldn't mind havin' you~" Your expression didn't change as you looked out into the open for a second before calling for his brother. "Boss come get your brother he's being an asshole and I'm trying to cook."
Not a second later boss came stomping into the kitchen grabbing red by the hood. "So sorry my dear , sans what did I tell you?! No seducing the human without me!"
"Eh what could I say boss? She is hot as fuck."
"LANGUAGE!!!!" blueberry and papyrus said simultaneously from the living room. Which woke up papy in return. Boss sighed and dragged red out of the kitchen while red made a rather lewd gesture at you. You blushed and turned back to your cooking.
Sans woke up to the smell of something good filling the house. Slowly he got up and rubbed his eyesockets noticing quickly that you were not in the bed with him. So that's why I can smell edible food. He got out of bed and went down stairs. "ABOUT TIME YOU GOT YOU GOT UP LAZY BONES!"
"I smelt something good, y/N cooking?"
"Yes she is making pancakes!!!" Blueberry said happily.
You came out not a minute later with several pancakes. "Here you go guys cinnamon pancakes with extra sugar!" Everyone took one.
"This is exquisite my dear."
" Dawg this is pretty good."
"TAsTes LiKe ShiT"
" I dunno better than boss's cookin'"
You looked around at the happy faces until your eyes fell on blueberry. He was smiling wider than usual and was visibly shaking. You looked to his brother who had wide eyes and slowly backed up.
Blueberry jumped up and started laughing before bolting up and down the stairs and around the house.
"Um papy?"
"He'll die down eventually....."
"Holy stars what the literal shit is wrong with lil blue?" Fresh asked.
"Sugar." Papy responded while blue ran around the house some more he only stopped once to reprimand fresh on his choice of language.
"Great way to start a morning" you said sarcastically.
Chapter 12: S-U-G-A-R jump into your racing car, say SUGAR RUSH, SUGAR RUSH!
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
You can't say no this time.
Notes:
Okay so I'm going with basically Jezzi's idea so yeah....
Also happy you guys liked the references(time baby would approve but bill ciphers a dick)
Sorry this one's alittle short too...
Enjoy the chapter and can I be called the trash king for now on? I am the king of trash! You all can be glittery pink trash!
-chisk (a.k.a. trash king)
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What a great morning it's been. You woke up in sans arms (you won't say your in love....) , had to have emo flirt be pulled away from you, made breakfast, and blueberry just broke the television.
Exciting.
Well to be completely honest with yourself it was mostly your fault he's acting like this. You should've known by his childish demeanor that sugar would've made him go bananas. It took all three papyrus' to hold him down. And that's saying something.
Staring down at the flailing, laughing, blue little skeleton you try thinking of ways to calm him down. You have way more siblings than the average person up on the surface , why is this so hard?!
" So any ideas on how to calm him down?" You ask.
" tIe HiM In A stRaiGht JacKEt?" Error sayed calmly.
You turned around and squinted at him while he in return just smiled.
"WhAt? It waS a SuggEsTiion."
"Do you really have to be that mean to everyone here?"
Fresh laughed and strolled next to you. " Naw kitten he's just being a giant un-rad bully bro because he's compensating for something that isn't what you'd call 'big'"
"An it ain't 'is ego eitha!" Red commentated making you laugh. You didn't mean to but it just made so much sence. Fresh, red and error froze in their places. Error didn't even like laughter and your ugly one somehow got to him.
Fresh nervously laughed before looking at error who was looking like a statue with a blush painted across its face. He made eye contact with him before putting his arm around your shoulder. "You Ok kitten?"
Wheezing you slowly gained the ability to breathe normally again and wiped your eye. "Yeah I'm fine."
"CAN YOU FOUR COME HELP INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING ERRORS....LOWER REGION.."papyrus asked still in a struggle with blueberry who was flailing worse then ever.
"PLEASELETMETALKTOTHEHUMAN!!!!!"
"sorry....bro..but you can't get...let...go" papy said struggling to keep his brother down.
"Yeah guys stop talking about errors itty-bitty-dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong." Sans said nonchalantly.
The room went silent except for blueberry still doing his phyco shit. And then you lost it. The corners of your mouth curled up again and you couldn't help yourself. You honestly started to startle the skeletons as you dropped to you knees gasping and laughing. You were starting to cry, but what he said was so.... random you just couldn't do it.
"Kitten you gonna live?"
"Don't...know....stars sans!" You say trying to make yourself look normal again. You took a couple of deep breaths and let fresh help you up.
"Phew Ok so I have an idea." You say looking at the three papyrus'. "Let him go."
"What?! He broke the fucking t.v. last time he was free!" Boss said. You gave him a stern look. "Listen he said he has something to tell me and I think that having a conversation may just calm him down enough to sit him down."
The three look at each other before raising their arms up letting the blue skele bounce up and run to you quickly jumping on you and knocking you to the ground. You looked up at blueberry who was sitting on your lower abdomen. He beamed down at you.
"So was there something you wanted to say?-"
"HUMAN THOUGH YOU HAVE REJECTED ME BEFORE IN THE MOST SOUL BREAKING WAY I MUST ASK YOU AGAIN IF YOU WILL GO ON A DATE WITH ME!"
Oh boy. Thinking through your options quickly you weighed between the pros and cons.
Pro's: Well he is cute and I can't break his heart. Plus he will probably be the most decent person I've gone on a date with..
Con's: But what about the others? Will they think I favor him over them? Will papy kick my ass if I say no?
All eyes were on you two as you sat there. Finally you made your option.
"Yes blueberry I will go on a date with you." Blue's eyes lit up and he started bouncing up and down and clapping his hands (not weird at all...) finally he climbed off of you and yanked you up pushing you up towards the staircase.
"WELL COME ON HUMAN YOU MUST GET DRESSED IN PROPER DATING CLOTHES! I WILL WAIT HERE FOR YOU!"
You laughed to yourself and climbed up the staircase.
Blueberry put his hands on his hip bones and tapped his foot before turning twords the others. They each had a face of amazement and jealousy to them. (For papy mostly amazement)
"LOOK I DID IT!!!!!! I WILL BE DATING THE HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh go fuck yourself..." sans said glaring at him.
"BROTHER BE NICE." Papyrus reprimanded with obvious jealously and anger mixed in his tone.
" OH DO NOT BE MAD EVERYONE I AM SURE-" he stopped mid sentence and fell face first into the floor.
"Welp I guess the sugar ran off." Papy said leaning back on the couch.
"Ya know what this means right?" Red asked looking at the others. They all had one thought go to their skulls, one has to beat the others for who's taking that spot. Tension filled the room.
"GAME. ON." They all said simultaneously.
Chapter 13: Gosh dammit this one is short too..
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Tiny chapter. Too smol.
Notes:
I'm sorry your king has failed you this one is short too but tbh I have been at Le doctor's because i am very sick. So sorry.
- trash king chisk
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While blueberry's almost lifeless looking body stayed sprawled across the floor while the others were fighting about who could possibly deserve the honor to take you out on a date. Well except for papy it was a funny show to watch. This was the biggest thing in all their lives right now. It determined the fate of everything!
“Oh shut the fuck up you twits! If anything it is I who is getting the pleasure of winning the heart of the beautiful human!”
“What'da ‘bout me boss? I thought ya said I get a piece of the prize eh?!”
“Shut up you nitwit the adults are talking…”
“I'm ya older brotha’!”
“Is that why you're acting like a horny teenager?”
“Oh shut the fuck up!”
“Hey can we get back to the subject on hand? I'm going to be the one to go on a date with y/n because I'm the one theyve known the longest! You guys will just freak them out!” Sans yelled
“Dawg what the literal stars do you mean by 'freak them out’?! They’re in love with me my dude!”
“OH YeAh SuRe tHEy ArE….”
“Oh and what do you mean by that glitchy?”
“I'M jUsT SayIng FReSh, y/N DoEsnT LoVe yoU.”
Fresh's glasses flashed and he smirked. He walked closer and closer towards error making error back up while a muffled mixture of a totally funky and glitched out megalovania played in the background. Fresh's hands were clenched into a tight fist as he met error who was completely backed against the wall. Fresh chuckled and slammed his hand next to errors head.
“.... what did you say?...”
“FrEesH rem-rEm-rEmeMBer OuR AgrEEment WiitH Ink…”
“Heh heh NO answer my totally R a d I c a L dude. What. Did. You. Just . Say?”
“Fresh back off he's just jealous because he knows y/N doesn't love him.” Sans said. Fresh looked back at him and everyone else. He didn't like the looks he seen in their sockets. It wasn't something he ever wanted to see again. He backed up and error slid away from him.
Papyrus cleared his 'throat' ”I BELIEVE IT IS I WHO WOULD BE THE MOST ELIGIBLE TO TAKE THE HUMAN OUT ON A DATE! I AM THE CLOSEST TO BLUEBERRIES PERSONALITY WHICH IS WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE INTERESTED IN!”
Papy chuckled ”why don't all of you take them out and let THEM choose seeing you’re stealing the opportunity from my little brother.”
“And what does that mean?” Boss asked interested.
“I mean why don't each of you take them on different dates and then they choose who they want? If they want anyone. I mean doing what you're doing now is just going to force them to love the winner and that’s not cool.”
“Ok mister wise guy then how do we determine who will goes first?”
Papy sighed and got up going Into to the kitchen. The rest stayed outside completely confused.
What the hell was he doing?
Their questions were answered when papy walked back out with a handful of straws.
“Pft REALLY? We're gonna play straws?” Boss kicked his brother and walked ahead of him picking out a straw, red followed after him and then the others. Eventually they all had straws and the winner became clear.
“I dIdn'T eVveN wwaNT a StraWW!” Error said turning multiple shades of blue. Fresh walked up to him.
“Fine then I'll take it.” Error defensively pulled the straw back and grasped it for dear life.
“NO! NO piOnt In GiVinG iT Up NoWw!” Fresh grumbled and backed up.
You had just finished getting dressed in the leather pants Mettaton had given and a loose white dress shirt. You spun around in the mirror and decided you looked like a mess and that made you happy. You threw your hair to one side and smiled to yourself. Damn you looked Sex-…..eh OK by any standards like you didn’t think you were the best looking but decent. You struck a pose laughing and then opened the door. OK y/n you can do this it's just one date.
You walked down the stairs to see every eye on you and blueberry unconscious on the floor. You put you hands on your hips and tapped your right foot.
“Boys.”
“ Would’ja believe us that it wasn't us?”
You looked at Papy who nodded. “It really wasn't them he had a sugar crash.”
You got hit with a wave of disappointment and sighed.
“Well then I guess I'll go get changed again-”
“WAIT HUMAN! WE HAVE COME UP WITH A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU!” papyrus said pushing error into you making him push away and take a few steps back. “YOU DESERVE TO NOT HAVE PLANS CANCELLED ON YOU!”
“Really?” You said looking at him.
He sighed and grabbed your hand pulling you out of the house. He wanted this to be over and done with.
Chapter 14: Errors very special NON date
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
It's not a date...maybe
Notes:
I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while (and thanks for the support!) I just started school again and found out I made it into a really good class so i may not update often. Besides that your king will try their best!
Also for the time it took me there isn't alot in this chapter but it's my longest chapter ever.
Also I was to lazy to write errors usual font so he gets normal speech today.
Enjoy this chapter!
-Chisk the trash king
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To say you were concerned about where error was taking you would be an understatement. He didn't say anything as he dragged you past the library and North to where you usually went to go get a ride from the mysterious river person. He stopped and looked at you (helping you notice the unnatural blush on his face)
“Soooo um…..where are you taking me?”
He rolled his eyes and a flash of light went off by your side. You jumped before putting your hands on your hips.
“What is this?!”
“A portal. What does it look like? “
You looked from the portal to error to the portal again. But didn't he say?...
“Hey wait a minute I thought you…..why didn't you take the others back to their respective universes if you had this ability ?”
Error rolled the orbs in his sockets and crossed his arms.
“I don't want their filthy germs on my portals. And I'm not the only sans with this ability you know.”
“You're not? Well what other sans can?”
You took a step towards the portal. It seemed almost transparent but the edges gave off a bright glow. The closer you got to it the more you could make out the little glitches that error had around him. You turned back towards him he was staring at you with his features softened.
“Well?”
“Um….no other sans’ that you... know can use portals.”
“Well how many can in total?”
“Four.”
“Hm…” you glanced at the portal. Where is this date even going? “So um...hey where are you even taking me?”
Error seemed to snap back to reality and thought about it for a second.
“Well if you could go anywhere where would you want to go?”
“Anywhere?”
“Yes. Anywhere. I just said that.”
Well you don't have to be an ass about it. You thought before the idea struck you like lightning. You leaned over and whispered it into his ear. He thought about it and gave you a look of confusion.
“There? Really? I could take you to the surface. I could literally take you anywhere and you want to go there?” You nodded your head and held out your arm. Reluctantly he wrapped his around yours and walked you through the portal.
Saying that it was a disappointment would be a lie but you still expected that going through a portal would be all cool sci-fi stuff that every movie and show make it out to be but this was just like walking through a doorway. You smiled standing there outside the MTT resort. This would be a perfect date.
-Meanwhile-
“What do you mean the human is on theyre date?!” Blueberry said waking up from his sugary slumber. Papy sighed.
“Sorry bro but someone needed to take them out and error won while you were passed out, you could’ve been out for the rest of the night.”
“B-b-but they were my date!!” Blueberry said on the verge of tears his brother took him into his arms.
“I know bro but hey you can still go on a date with them after.”
“B-but what if they fall in love with error??!!”
“DO NOT BE FOOLISH BLUEBERRY! Y/N WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH ERROR HE'S TOO…..MEAN? IS THAT A GOOD WORD?” papyrus said with a confident smirk “THE HUMAN ONLY FALLS FOR GREAT PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF!”
“B-but what about me?” Blueberry said. Papyrus lowered his arm down from his majestic stance. Oh yeah... probably not the most uplifting speech….
“I….ER….UM…..I AM SURE THEY WILL FIND YOU APPEALING ALSO….PROBABLY”
“Probably? Oh no the human is being swept away from I, The magnificent sans!” Sans proclaimed dramatically falling onto the couch. He started wailing and papy rolled his “eyes” and comforted his brother once more.
Red looked at papyrus. “Real Smooth cupcake .”
-Back to the not date-
When you walked in Mettaton ran off the stage to see you. He grasped you in a tight hug and ordered burgerpants to get the the finest table they had. Grumbling the nineteen year old complied.
The cat monster showed you and error to a fancy made table (MTT brand chandelier above) and each of you took a seat and he left. Error cleared his throat. You looked up and see him sweating like a pig and shaking.
“Woah woah you Ok?” You said passing him a napkin. He took it and wiped his skull.
“Yeah...I...I just don't like people near me..”
“Oh…”
The tension filled the room between the two of you. Ok y/n this is reaaally awkward, SAY SOMETHING!
“So one time I ate an entire bucket of cheese and puked on my mom.” Error looked at you with a look of complete confusion.
What the fuck was that?!?
You were about to say something again but Mettaton rushed to your aid.
“Oh my~ Just look at this lovely couple sitting before me!”
“C-couple?!?!¡(“ Error turned a bright blue. While he was freaking out Mettaton leaned in towards you.
“Lucky I came in Darling you were tanking”
“Shut up”
He tsked and laughed. “Darlings i will have burgerpants bring out your food soon but for now enjoy these breadsticks and water.” He passed the food to you and walked away with his classic runway walk. You sighed and took a breadsticks out of the basket taking a small bite. The taste was indescribable. Your face scrunched up and you spit out the bread onto a hot pink MTT brand napkin. You looked at it and seen the noticeable glitter and pieces of painted wood, slowly you covered it up and pushed it to the side of the basket.
“So um error... have you ever been to the surface?” The question snapped him back to attention and he looked at you as if trying to find a good way to say something, almost as if trying to study you for the answer.
“Well...yeah…”
“And you didn't ever bring the others with you? I mean all sans talks about is seeing real stars , studying the Cosmo's….”
He sighed ”listen y/n it's not that easy ….i know what could happen to timelines and everything if we don't let them pan out as they should. It's never good to alter time even if it's for good. If good us to happen then good will happen if bad is supposed to happen then you grin and bear it. Time is uncontrollable, even if you get a small touch of its power it corrupts you, it changes you, nothing is worth controlling time and space…”
“So have you seen any, well anybody get corrupted?”
“......yes, two monsters, one was broke all laws of time and managed to stay alive, very complicated stuff but the other….” His thoughts trailed off to the other. Should I tell her?
“The other what?”
“N-nothing.”
What is he hiding? Did I stay something wrong?
You took a deep breath and placed your hand lightly on his, making him jump.“Can I ask you a question?
“What is it?”
“Why have you been so nice during this date? Don't you...well you made the impression that you hated me and now you're just opening up to me.”
He blushed and shook a little. “I...I don't h-hate you y/n , I…. I just, you're such an idiot. I don't.”
You giggled.
“W-what are you laughing at?” he asked.
“Oh error you're so freaking tsundere.”
“Tsundere? What does that mean?”
“Nothing….”
“Tell me!”
If luck ever had timing it's showing here. Burgerpants walked out with a dish you remember mocking on the surface. It looked like chicken fricassee and stars above why are portions this small?!?!
He left with a fake smile on his face and you took a bite (which is basically eating the whole dish) and error slid the food into a portal when you weren't looking.
Once you were both done with the food another awkward silence rolled into the air.
You didn't know what to say.
Error wanted to say something but didn't know how.
Suddenly music started up. It sounded sweet and you recognized the evil music. The music that made you run to the snack table every school dance. Slow dance music.
How didn't you notice the open dance floor when you arrived? God dammit Mettaton!
Before you could storm off and try to hide a metallic voice echoed throughout the room.
“ BEAUTIES AND GENTLE BEAUTIES THOUGH I MAY BE THE KING OF DANCE I INVITE YOU TO TAKE YOUR PARTNER AND SHOW YOUR LOVE ON THE DANCE FLOOR!”
Immediately monsters began to get up and fill the dance floor. You heard the chair across from you squeak against the floor and error step towards you.
“Y-y/n….would care to dance with me?”
“Heh….um... sure…”
He guided you to the dance floor and put one hand around your waist and the other in your hand.
Ok just take it slow.
1...2...3...4
1...2...3...4
The night went perfectly after that. Error gained a bit of confidence and you made a new friend. On the way back to the house you walked through waterfall and chatted about mundane things, hand in hand enjoying the scenery. But all good things must come to an end and so it did , standing outside the door you turned towards each other.
“Thank you error that was one of the best dates I've ever been on.”
“Well it's the only date i've ever been on….”
You chuckled a placed a light kiss on the top of his head, making him short circuit. You opened the door and all eyes were on you. You noticed blueberry was awake by his whimpers.
“SO HOW WAS YOUR DATE HUMAN?”
“Very good thanks papyrus, but I’m tired I think I’m going to head up to bed.” You waved to the others and went up the stairs.
Snapping out of it error walked inside. He had the largest shit eating grin on his face and for once he seemed happy. Everyone else on the other hand looked ready to kill him.
“Error..” papy began but error knew what he was gonna ask.
“They kissed me on my forehead.”
“WHAT NO FAIR!” Blue started up. But red cut him off.
“Iz honestly wanna be jealous but that’s such a fuckin pussy reaction.” He said almost laughing, “kiss on the forehead, no quickie or even a real kiss?”
“Well I think I quickie would horrify y/n because they don’t think we have anything, it never came up in discussion and their knowledge on skeletons are humans skeletons, not monster.” Sans said matter-of-factly.
“I can change that.” Red smirked.
“Try and I won’t be the only one to kill you.” Sans glared before going up the stairs to bed, soon everyone followed and put their things together to go to sleep.
Chapter 15: oh so sweet
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
SINNER
Notes:
Find Hamilton reference and you get to be friend 1 in the future of this story, find Steven universe reference and you get to be brother/sister/sibling in future of this story
This is a continuation of the actual story. More to come.
Happy new year.
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You woke up in sans’ arms again and you had to admit it didn’t feel that bad.
After the date with error yesterday you started to feel more at ease with your initial thought since about a week moving in: you had a crush on Sans. You haven’t addressed the truth too much even by yourself but you couldn’t help it, he was an ass, lazy, and overall a mess, but he appealed to you through everything you’ve been through already with him. He made you feel so comfortable...but he hadn’t been the only one to do so... that was a thought for another day.
You lifted his arm and creeped downstairs, it was early enough where no one was awake. Error and fresh shared the couch with error almost all the way off while fresh stretched out his longer legs, the fell brothers slept a foot from the base of the couch side by side boss in basically corpse pose while red had one arm over his eye sockets and one flung to the side he was snoring loudly. Papy and blue cuddled to the corner of the room, it reminded you of when you used to cuddle your younger siblings when you moved to a new apartment and you guys didn’t have a room set up yet. You went in the kitchen and made toast and butter putting it in the fridge for the skeletons later so they don’t die from food poisoning, taking a few slices for yourself you sat down at the table and pulled out your phone. Mettaton has made a news app for all monsters to always have time to listen to his report, you clicked it and saw the usual, mettaton talking about himself. But then he introduced a ‘new special report’ and began showing clips from the dance last night, oddly enough the camera only seemed to follow you and error. You shut off your phone and growled, oh you’d get him back for that.
As you finished eating the others began waking up, papyrus rushed in and said good morning before explaining undyne needed him for something and that he was heading out, then Blueberry who sat down right next to you, then the rest followed. Talking for a while you eventually went upstairs to get dressed for the day passing sans on the way up as he went down to grab something to eat. He looked at you and smiled. You smiled back.
Once you got in the room you began putting together and outfit and hadn’t noticed blueberry walking in after you. You turned around and gave a yelp of shock.
“Oh hey blue you scared me.”
“I’m sorry y/n I passed out yesterday you know I wanted nothing more then to go with you.” He looked distraught and you felt really bad.
“Listen blue maybe we can reschedule it you never know I’m sure we have time and-“
“can I make it up to you now?” He asked
”go on a date right now? Well let me get dressed first and get my chores done and then-“
“not a date I just want to make it up to you.” His eyes though still very innocent had a gleam behind them.
“What do you mean by that?”
He walked up to you and grabbed you hand softly tugging out to sans’ bed. He put his boney yet soft hand in yours. You felt your muscles make a small smile and he put his hand underneath your chin , pulling you softly to look at him before suddenly kissing you, full skull to lips. It's took you by surprise, so why weren't you moving? Was it that you're surprised? were you a sinner hoping for more? Whatever the answer was you made no movement nonetheless, that was until you felt a tongue against your lips. How were you to say no to this? Though he was supposed to be the innocent one! How did he make the first real move?
Blue twirled his hand and the door shut and locked behind him.
Downstairs papy’s head popped up and he made a face as if someone called him a clod. Brothers instinct. He made no movement though, just a mental note to beat the fuck outta you.
Your stomach felt weird. You can’t like this too, that’s too many sans’ already. He placed a hand on your thigh. You jolted. There’s no way he knew what he was doing, or did he? No there’s no way he found out how to...no no no you didn’t even want to think about going down that path. You know him but you barely know him! And he’s innocent (is he?) and you knew if his brother found out he’d kill you.
Blue pushed you back and climbed between you legs not breaking the skin to skull contact. You groaned. Shit you’d be dead by tomorrow if this continues you knew you have to stop this here...or maybe in a minute...an hour... you reached your hands to the back of his skull and pulled him closer.
”ahem.”
Both of you jerked away from each other very quickly. You looked to the side to see papy standing there, cigarette in mouth, looking disappointed, mad, and over it at the same time.
You turned pink.
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Blue turned...well blue. He spoke up first.
“Would you believe brother that this ain’t what it looks like?”
“No.”
”aw darn it!” Blue said realizing he’s in a lot more trouble then.
“Sans go downstairs.”
“Yes papy.”
You gulped and looked at the ground. Shit he didn’t even call blue by his nickname, telltale sign he’s not happy. Papy glared at you.
“Every skeleton downstairs want to bone you, don’t let the one who does, if any, be my brother. Not yet at least, he’s too innocent and can’t control his magic right.” He went to turn but you spoke up.
“Can’t control his magic? What does that have to do with.....but I thought skeletons couldn’t...how..how would a ...like I just...how do skeletons...” you say sitting having an crisis.
Papy laughed “don’t hurt yourself kid, just if the time comes to find out you will, get dressed we miss you downstairs you know.”
“Ooh yeah, yeah I’ll be down in a sec.” you said remembering why you came up here in the first place.
Papy closed the door and you sat on the bed for a good minute.
Holy shit these boys will be the death of me
Chapter 16: To each his own
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
A bragging boy never wins.
Notes:
Hello I thought I’d plug in my social media for once!
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Blue had come down the stairs with a bright blue blush covering his whole face, but it quick subsided into a grin as he spotted the other sans’ sitting together.
“Where’s the papyrus’ ?” He asked, though he looked like he wanted to say something else.
“Outside boss n og paps went for a walk, fuckin strange though thought boss got annoyed by that shi-“
“Watch. It.” Sans said not looking up from his cellphone.
“Well...heh...eh I neva saw boss be nice to ‘Em before but he asked if og wanted to walk around Snowdin so maybe ‘e’s finally getting this whole friendship thing.”
Just then papy came down the stairs. He had his hands in his pockets and seemed unaffected by the events he had put a stop to.
“Blue I’m going on a smoke break, don’t get into anything, and don’t cause any trouble.” He commanded looking back from the front doorway before walking outside shutting the door lightly behind him.
“HAhA yoU gEt in troUbLe? “ error teased. If he loved anything it’s others getting in trouble.
“Ah! Mweh heh heh! Yes I did, for a glorious reason of course!” Blueberry stayed matter of factly.
“Oh yea what?” Red asked with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
“ I made out with the human . ” He stated smuggly.
Fresh spit out his drink and began to frantically wipe off his clothes. Error froze — literally. Sans sat with his mouth hung open. Red on the other hand turned well..red and got up defensively.
“Are ya telling me your little shit stick dumbass got to my human first?”
“You’re human?” Sans asked finally closing his mouth. He stood up defensively, “that is my human”
“WELl techNiCaLly theY areNt AnY oF ouRs NoR dO wE KnOw If ThEy wANT uS...” error interjected but no one cared because no one likes error.
“Yo bros I got a totally radical idea for us since little blue boy decided to wage a gnarly war of passion, let’s just like see who can woo them first all the way and whoever wins wins ya dig?”
“So like a survival of the fittest but for affection?” Sans asked “you’re on.”
“‘Ey I’m fo’ it the boss wants the human too and nuthin would get unda ‘is bones more then me getting the human.” Red said with a smirk, “after all its not like its much of a fight..”
“WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!” Blue said stomping his foot.
“It’s mean ya AINT SHIT!” Red spat back.
Blue was “rolling up” his sleeves (not like they weren’t already short sleeves) walking towards red, who was grinning with his eye red waiting for him to just come a little bit closer, when you came down the stairs.
“Um guys? Everything ok here?” You tilted your head trying to think why they’re ready to kill each other already. They only ate breakfast a little while ago isn’t it kind of early?
“Ooh! Human we weren’t fighting ! I was merely showing red here how to be dramatic better!” Blue said with a smile, “ here let me help you down the stairs!” He ran up to you and basically pulled you down the stairs. Catching yourself you pulled away from him and thanked him, turning Red was standing very close to you.
“Ey toots wanna take another seat?”
“Pretty sure he has the clap.” Sans said sitting back on the couch. Red shot him a look.
“Why you son of a b-“
“No no! It’s ok really there’s enough space for me already on the couch I’ll just sit...like a normal being..” you made your way to the couch and sat.
“So where’s like all of your brothers?” You asked looking at sans, blue, and red.
“Papy went out for a smoke but that’s usually just a long walk to clear his head.” Blue answered.
“Papyrus and boss went on a walk or something?” Sans said unsure about what they’re really doing.
“Oh.”
You sat thinking for a second before asking, “Well is there anything you guys want to do?”
They all looked pained, like they really wanted to say one response, maybe the most perfect response but none of them would ever say-
“You.” Red said. Of fucking course. You sighed and just pointed to the corner.
“Are you trying to give me a time out?” He laughed, “seriously?”
“Go think about what you said.”
“Errr fine.” He grumbled sitting in the corner.
“So again anything you guys want to do?” You asked, almost daring them to say what red had just said.
“Um actually.” Sans said thinking, “I do have something to do.” He got up and walked outside.
“Uh well...okay...any of you wanna play hangman or something?”
In town boss and papyrus were walking around. They had stopped to get grocery’s while they were out.
“AND SO THATS WHY I TOLD SANS TO JUST PICK UP HIS STUFF I MEAN ITS NOT THAT HARD!”
“Ugh I know my Sans always leaves his stuff about, saying it’s “in case someone breaks in” who honestly would be stupid enough to do that?! I am THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAPTIAN OF THE ROYAL GUARD AND MOST FEARED IN MY UNIVERSE!” Boss said annoyed. They had arms full of groceries when boss noticed they were passing grillby’s.
“Would you like to go in, though usually shitty they do have some drinks I like.”
“OH NO THANK YOU THE GREASE WOULD CLOG MY SKIN AND I DONT DRINK.”
“Well you are today! NYEH HEH HEH!” Boss cackled dragging papyrus through the doors.
Chapter 17: Oh Boy
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
Who said sans plays fair?
Notes:
Note from the real author of this chapter, my younger sister: I WROTE THIS CHAPTER DEAL WITH IT! Please?
Note from chisk: what she meant to say is I’m the coolest older brother who introduced her to undertale
Also consider these two chapters one cut in half forgot to mention that.
Chapter Text
Sans knew there was one way to secure you, to get to you first without any problems, though he’d have to be unfair about it. Just a little bit.
Going to the “secret” room he began trying to fix the machine. The sooner they had to leave the better to get them out of the picture. Once he got into the “secret” room he began picking up some left over parts around the room.
Most of the miraculously survived the explosion.
Once he was finished putting the parts needed into a pile he quickly began his work. He inspected the machine...well what was left of it. Well it was definitely broken. He started working on the base as that was all they really needed to send them home, ah the simple mechanics of a multi-dimentional portal. With speed and DETERMINATION he finished the machine in about an hour, he stood back giving himself a pat on the back.
They cant get you now
He went inside to go share the great news with everyone. They’ll be able to leave by the morning.
He walked in with a shit eating grin rubbing his hands together, you and the rest were playing Pictionary. You turned to look at him.
“Hey sans wanna come play?”
“No it’s fine, so I have some good news to share with everyone!”
”good news, what is it?” You asked
“Well it looks like all of you are heading home by tomorrow morning.” He grinned looking at the alternate universe him’s. They all knew he played dirty.
“WHAT THE FUCK THATS BULLSHIT!” Red yelled.
“N-no! No! We can’t go home!” Blue very whined.
”tHat’S fUcKeD UP.” Error followed
”Duuude that’s like totally unrad my broseph..” fresh said, his “YOLO” glasses now read DI CK.
”Do they really have to leave ? I’ve grown to like their company.” You said
“I ‘gree wit cha hot stuff!” Red said as he looked at you and winked. You blushed.
Sans spoke up “well they really need to leave because things could go wrong if they don’t, they’re welcome is long overstayed, and now the machines fixed.”
Not a moment later there was a bang that shook the house. Sans froze with his eyes wide open and a pained look on his face, he teleported down to the room and you could all hear a loud,
“FUCK”
from the room. A few minutes later he trudged through the door with a sigh coming from him.
“HAHAHA YES WE CAN STAY!” Red yelled.
Blue and error and fresh were so ecstatic they hugged. Though quickly releasing after.
Sans looked pissed.
Lucky for everyone papy broke the silence as he came through the door.
“what’s going on? I heard a bang on my way home.”
“We stayin’ a bit longer which is totally tubular! “ Fresh exclaimed.
”oh cool.” Papy said making his way to the couch.
Sans walked up the stairs and slammed his door. You followed but when you got to the door you could hear the sounds of glass breaking and curses. Slowly you backed up and went back downstairs, just as you got down someone knocked and this time error opened it.
Papyrus and boss came waltzing in swaying back and forth, they were leaning on each other for support, and mumbling words to a song you couldn’t make out. Papyrus spotted you and broke away from boss, who then fell on his face.
“HUMMMAN ITSSS I THE GREAT....THE GREAT PAPY-RUS AND I AM HOME!” He said before falling on his face also. You looked at him concerned.
Were they drunk?! It’s midday!
Dogamy walked through the open door with bags of ingredients.
“They forgot them at grillby’s.” he said putting them down before waving and leaving.
You look at everyone before taking a deep breath.
Oh boy.
Chapter 18: To reiterate: oh boy,,,oh fu-
Chapter by Fallen_Chisk_thehuman
Summary:
“I mean we could discuss the logistics on how magic skeletons get drunk..”
Notes:
I’m so sorry about the delay on the chapter things came up and I wanted to write more then I have lately.
Also if y’all are reading leave comments it literally makes my day I’m begging you.
I mean paragraphs, talk to me if you like the story I’ve gotten such nice comments from some of you and it always makes me smile.
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Oh jeez...oh frick...It’s only been a couple days since you first met the others and at first you were confused on why they had to go so soon. But now it obvious! At least for the Fell brothers it was obvious. They are horrible influences! Honestly, who goes out to drink in the middle of the day, gets plastered, and doesn’t bring anything home and nearly forgets the groceries?!
Who would willingly give papyrus any alcoholic beverages??
Papyrus and Boss were still laying on the ground completely wiped out. Boss was groaning and papyrus was trying to get on his feet. You walk over and grab ahold of his gloves pulling him up with all the strength you had. Usually bones weren’t that heavy but damn did papyrus have some real dead weight to him. He leaned against you mumbling “thank you” ’s as you went to bring him to the couch. Papy helped you sit him down and make sure he was ok.
“not gonna lie human, he’s pretty wasted.” Papyrus was smiling and giggling to himself and he fully leaned back against the couch, remarking about how nice the couch was in texture, but not in softness.
“Well that would make sense sans isn’t the type of brother to have papyrus drink, the whole time I’ve been down here sans and I drink and smoke after papyrus is read his bed time story. Wasn’t seeing a connection to him being an avid alcoholic.” You stopped looking at papyrus in his poor state for a minute and turned to papy. “You know it’s funny I didn’t think you guys had it in you in the first place to be able to do those things it’s pretty..magic.”
“heh nice.” Papy said fistbumping you. Blueberry cleared his ‘throat’, he was next to you again you just didn’t notice.
“Is now the best time for EITHER of you to make jokes?”
“Blue lighten up a little sweetie, since you all have gotten here the gears went from “general tomfoolery” to “bonkers shenanigans” at this point me telling jokes to cope with the fact the everything’s gone to shit is the least of our concerns, shouldn’t you be more concerned with those two being drunk?” You asked.
“I! Oooh-I AM THE ONE CONCERNED THAT IS WHAT I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT I SWEAR I CAN SEE WHY SANS IS IN LOVE WITH YOU JUST AS I AM HE LOVES YOUR LAID BACK TRAITS AS YOU SHOULD CLEARLY BE CONCERNED WITH YOUR FRIEND! ALSO SWEARING IS BAD I WILL START A SWEAR JAR BEFORE WE LEAVE AND I WILL BE RICH BY TONIGHT!” He turned his heel. “I WILL GO GET SANS AND THEN GET PAPYRUS WATER TO SOBER HIM UP!”
Watching him go up the stairs you giggled. So that’s what it was like getting blue riled up. You turned to papyrus and tried to lean him over in case he skele-vomits everywhere. You wondered if Blue was still gonna take you on that date now that you’ve, at least to him shown that you’re a little more laid back then he once assumed. Maybe the actual cleaning threw him off? You patted papyrus’ back when it hit you. He said sans was in love with you...you knew like everyone else in the house was (except for papy because if he was you had no way of seeing it the skeleton gave off no signals) but hearing it actually be true? Sans discussed liking you? That would make a lot of sense in some cases, especially wanting everyone to go home. Staring at the fell bros so much when you were around them. How could you be so blind?
You passed the seat to papy who replaced you next to papyrus who was now out of it spiritually and probably seeing double as he stared at his hands. You walked to the groceries next to Boss, who was still on the floor as red tried to help him up, gave up, and laid against him for a quick nap. You had a bad feeling you’d have to hear the repercussions of this later from both boss to red and sans to boss. You grabbed the groceries and walked over to the surprisingly quiet error and fresh, they looked at you confused as you held up the bags.
“nO.” Error said crossly. He’s not stupid he knew where this was going. You shook the bags a little and leaned a bit.
“Do the right thing error you’ve been so sweet.”
“IM maLFunCioNinG.”
“Malfunction in the kitchen then.” You said dropping the bags. “I’m going to hell these two and get things ready, then I have to talk to sans.”
“talk to me about what?” Sans asked coming down the stairs slowly.
“You’ll find out in a bit, but more importantly let me finish telling these two what their jobs are and then we gotta help papyrus.”
“Now boys you will go in the kitchen and play nice and make a simple dinner, Error you can do the cooking and fresh can get plates together.”
“SO iM dOing aLL tHe WORk?”
“It’s for the best.” You replied before turning and going to wake Red up, who like sans, did not like to wake up easily. You resorted to trying to pull boss out from under what little space red took up and try to put boss on the couch as a makeshift bed.
“he’s not actually drunk is he?-“ sans asked as he looked to the couch at his brother, who was very drunk visibly. His eyes darkened as he just stared. “Oh I’m going to kill him.” He said before having papy help bring papyrus to his room and lay him down. It was quite a feat as again papyrus had a surprisingly high weight for someone made of bones. Though he was big boned, maybe the length added weight? Sans swore he could do this by himself only a couple of years ago when papyrus fell asleep on the couch. He opened the door with magic and papy lifted the sheet for him as sans tucked papyrus in. Blueberry came in with water and seemed very ticked about something. He walked off briskly and papy shrugged to sans.
“i’ll go see what’s eating him up, have fun with your bro.” He said lazily saluting as he closed the door. Sans sighed.
“S-sANS I DONT FEEL TO GREAT ANYMORE”
“heh you won’t till about this time tomorrow paps you shouldn’t of had any type of drink with underfell you. he’s a lot more mature then you and can get you messed up.” Sans said patting his skull. He sat on the edge of his bed and pulled the blanket up more.
“WWHAT ABOUT DINNEr? I DIDNT-“
“don’t worry about it paps the human is taking care of it. pull a me this time and take a nap it’ll help you feel better.”
Papyrus sighed but didn’t put a fight falling asleep and not a minute later he was out cold.
You walked in a little tired but not exhausted, moving boss wasn’t easy when he was two feet taller then you, if not more. You closed the door quietly and sat on the bottom edge of the bed.
“So he’s fine?” You whispered.
“nothing that would kill him, you have to remember your first time drinking it’s always a bit of something new and a hangover afterwards. he’ll be fine, i might dust boss, but papyrus is fine.”
“Listen I have no idea how monster age works but maybe it was good Papyrus had this experience, just once. He’s not your baby brother anymore sans.”
“heh don’t remind me, nearly lost my spine hauling him up the stairs, i should’ve just used my magic but i didn’t think of it.” You gave him a look.
“hey what’s that look for? I know I know, I’m being protective but you must know that feeling too. he shouldn’t of been drinking and boss fuckin knew better then that.”
“I know sans but he’s ok. Cuss boss out and then leave it be.”
“..yeah....ok.” He looked down, “once they go I swear no more here geno can hold the meetings we’ll take the Christmas party.”
“Are they going home soon?”
“honestly I have no idea the only other two that can use portals naturally are a little busy right now but I told them and at least reaper said he’ll take it as a priority, doesn’t mean he’ll be here ASAP he is a Sans after all.”
“Oh....you want them gone don’t you sans?”
“I’m a solitary skeleton yes.”
“No sans I mean this time you want them gone for a different reason don’t you?” His eyes lost the light again as he stared straight forward, his had a slight blush to his cheekbones but he didn’t respond.
You chuckled “sans it’s ok blue told me and I should’ve guessed better seeing everyone in the house and how they think of me...except for papy thank the stars.. not saying you having a thing for me is bad! Just everyone else...just met them...haven’t known them...not a huge connection going on there.... kinda almost fell to my death not long ago I mean romance anime plots are not where I thought my life was heading towards in the romance department...”
The lights in his sockets returned and he stared at you questionably.
“So what are ya trying to say I’m not good at the whole reading people thing.”
”liar.” You said with a know-all look. Before smirking, you stood up and placed a kiss on his skull, making him turn blue almost immediately. “I’m saying I don’t mind flirting around, it’s innocent, but for you I’ll play your game.”
“I...err..um ok. That’s good?”
”you’re the judge sans.” You said opening the door and closing it behind you. Sans coughed and looked around. He gave papyrus a brotherly kiss on the forehead before following down the stairs.
“Y/N SAId yOUre naOt cOOKing yoU poorLy contrUctED lIsA FrAnkenSTien!”
“Yo dawg they said I’m setting up the plates and then I was totally gonna but then your cringe-tatsic reject pasta brain started mixing the wrong ingredients in totally unrad ways.”
The boys were in the kitchen with the supplies to make dinner, spaghetti of course. And while error had put water and pasta in the pot and let it start boiling fresh decided it needed hot sauce in it to spice it up. Error caught sight and stopped him from setting multiple taste buds (most importantly his own) on fire. And so they began fighting, first verbally and now over who had control over the spoon, which they were both gripping on to with one hand and pushing each other with the other one. Insults of course were being hurled. Spaghetti was flying out of the pot as the spoon was shifted from one side of the pot to the other. It was a madhouse of spite and spaghetti. Error pushed fresh to the floor and used his strings to hold his arms together.
“Yo man this is totally unrad and one day I’ll dust you.”
“ShUT Up.” Error said as he covered the pot and let the food sit. He got the plates out of the cabinet and set them out each getting a wrapped up fork and knife in a napkin to the left side.
“Ey dawg that was my job!” Fresh yelled.
“AnD nOw It,s miNE sINce you cAn’t be trusTED.”
“Fuck you.”
”I’m NOt a sinNERR.” Error quipped as he began stirring again, he smiled to himself as he nicely put everything together. He was a destroyer in many cases but living by himself in the antivoid gave him many skills, such as not poisoning himself.
He made the plates and brought them out to the living room with his magic, he called everyone to dinner as he shut the kitchen light off.
Fresh sat in his corner still tied up as he grunted. “Dawg ain’t I getting out to eat too?” A blue cord wrapped around his skeletal mouth as he squinted behind his glasses.
.
.
“Guessing that’s a no broski.” He mumbled from behind his makeshift gag.
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