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No Underage Sex! by orphan_account
Fandoms: No Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Turning around, Nico pulls out a paper contract and a pen. "I wrote this after turning eighteen just now," he says to Will, proudly showing him the contract. "It is a written agreement that I am willing to have vanilla sex in a missionary position with you so long as I grin widely the entire time and say yes while nodding at every available opportunity. If I say no, withdraw my consent, or even if I cry, stop smiling, experience any discomfort whatsoever, or get a crick in my neck, it is your duty to stop immediately and apologize profusely."
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Or, my passive-aggressive satire. -
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Got recommended this by my ex 😭 I'm barely even in this fandom but slay ig
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