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The Judgment of Mandos by AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Aug 2025
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“And that was the first time Námo realized—because up until this point there had been so few Elves in the Halls, they never even crossed each other’s paths—the fëar of dead Elves could be real perverts.”
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- Part 1 of The Halls of Mandos
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What a love letter to the giant lovely mess that is people
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The best Silm fandom satire you will ever read.
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A little incest? That was barely anything to write home about, when it came to the Noldor. Námo was surprised, of course, the first time he saw one of them dreaming about a cousin. And then it happened again. And again. They just kept doing it. And eventually he realized they mostly all wanted to fuck their cousins, even though they claimed the Eldar wedded not with kin so near (why make up a rule about something that nobody wants to do, after all?). So, Námo came to accept it, and after a while, cousin incest didn’t even register on his slate of things to worry about.
But the brotherfucking. So much brotherfucking, all the time. Younger brothers dreamed about the elders, elders dreamed about the younger, and well, pretty much everyone dreamed about sex with Fëanor, so it honestly didn’t even strike Námo as strange that Fingolfin would, too.
Nothing struck Námo as strange anymore.