(another) Forsaken one-shot book!! (REQUESTS OPEN)

by Polaroid_Camera

Summary:

Ik, ik, this is SUCH an original idea *insert smug face*

No, but fr, I have insane writers block so I’m doing this. Rules in ch. 1

Notes:

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Chapter 1: Rules and Requests!

What I WON’T do
Rape/Non-Con
Piss, scat, or anything of that sort
Any smut including minors
x reader/oc

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What I WILL do
Fluff
Angst (albeit I’m not good at it..)
Rarepairs (I live for rarepairs)
I might do smut, idk, request it and if I feel like it, I’ll do it
Certain headcanons

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The characters will most likely be heavily ooc :’D
Feel free to request ur own headcanons, and if you don’t, I might insert my own headcanons
More tags will be added but a quick summary will be included in the notes

I'm EXTREMELY picky when it comes to taking up requests btw, so sorry if I don't end up doing your idea

IF i do end up doing your request, then, depending on how much motivation I have, it should be out within 2 - 3 days! Although this isn't guaranteed.

I will most likely be inclined to write about characters that I like more than the others btw! (Taph (I LIVE for bird Taph), Two Time, Elliot, Noli, and Chance!)

PLEASE, PLEASE be specific! I'll be less inclined to do your request if I barely have anything to go off of!

💚 - Fluff
🧡 - Angst
💙 - Smut

🩷 - Finished

💛 - In Progress

QUEUE -
Chance x Elliot 🩷
Guest x 007n7 🩷
Elliot x Noob 🩷
1x1x1x1 x Two Time 🩷
Doe Family
Elliot x Noob 🩷
Survivors (expect 007) turn into kids
Detective C00lkidd 🩷

Chapter 2: (💚 ) Chance x Elliot

Summary:

Idea - Chance x Elliot; it’s basically an AU where Elliot’s a single dad of a 2-year-old (you can decide the name and gender of the kid), and he’s struggling with wrestling his job and giving his kid the chance to have a good Christmas. So Chance gathers the others to Eli’s house while he’s at work to make dinner for him and also prepare the house for Christmas (Guest, n7, Noob, and Taph are making the food, while the others are doing decorations). Also when Eli comes home from picking his kid from daycare, they present him with a check from each of them to help with finances. (Elliot cries at the end).
(Also maybe references to someone Elliot calls “a deadbeat”) - DevilDrinker

Notes:

I freaking love this idea, wth. Anyway, kinda made the kid a bit older than 2, hope that’s alright!

“Okay the kid will be named Jaquavious Johnson the 3rd” - my proofreader

Jokes aside, this was really fun to write!

“Dad, dad! Look, I finished my Christmas list!” Kieran yelled as he practically flew down the stairs, waving a single piece of paper in the air.

Elliot chuckled softly as he grabbed the paper from his child, “Ah, that’s amazing- You’ve barely written anything? Are you sure you don’t want anything else..?”

“Well, I took some things off to ask for next Christmas because I heard you tell Mr. Chance that you didn’t know what to do for Christmas!”

Elliot froze. " You heard me? That doesn’t matter. Listen, I want you to ask for how many things you want, okay, bud?”

Kieran seemed to think for a second before taking his list back, “Okay!”

Elliot took a deep breath. Kieran had overheard him talking with Chance, his poor baby, he shouldn’t have heard that.. Elliot glanced at the clock. Chance should be arriving soon to look after Kieran while he works.

Just as he predicted, there was a knock on the door. He walked over and opened the door, revealing Chance. What Elliot didn’t expect was for Chance to be dressed up in one of those Christmas sweaters you’d find in retail stores.

“Yeah, you like it? Picked it up yesterday,” Chance said with their usual grin plastered right on their face.

Elliot blinked once, twice before bursting into laughter, “Dude- What the fuck??”

“What? I think it looks great, anyway, where’s Kieran?”

“Ah, he's- he’s just upstairs, he’s had breakfast already, so you don't have to worry about that. I also might be working late, is that alright..?”

“Yup, fine by me, means I get to spend more time with Kiki.”

Elliot just nodded before grabbing his bag and keys and walking to his car.

 

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Chance grinned when they heard a knock on the door. Kieran looked up, confused as Chance walked over and opened the door.

There stood Guest, Dusekkar, Shedletsky, Taph, and Builderman.

“Hey, Chance, I take it that Elliot’s already gone off to work?” Guest asked as Chance moved aside and let the five in.

“Yup! It’s just me and Kiki, and now you guys!” Chance grinned.

“I suppose we should wait for the others before getting started?” Shedletsky mumbled, looking around Elliot’s living room.

“Get started on what?” Kieran asked from his spot on the couch, crayon in hand.

“A big surprise for your dad! Say, how would you like to help us?” Builderman asked.

Kieran let out an excited gasp, “Yes! I would love to! Daddy’s been more sad when going to work..”

The adults looked at each other, Chance motioning for them to meet in the kitchen.

“Hey, Kiki, let me put on your favorite show, sounds good?” Chance said as they reached for the remote.

“Yay! Okay!” Kieran smiled as he picked up a new piece of paper.

 

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“Has Elliot mentioned to any one of you about things getting, y’know, tougher at work?” Chance questioned, and everyone shook their heads, except for Dusekkar.

“Elliot has mentioned a jerk who will lurk around his place of work. He’s said that it makes him quite grim.” Dusekkar nodded his head as he recalled a conversation he had with Elliot not too long ago.

“… Did he say what the person would say- or do?” Builderman questioned.

Dusekkar thought for a second, “He said that the teen would bring a group of her friends and they’d loop, calling him a deadbeat, making him go on his lunch in defeat.”

Chance cursed under their breath, “He- he didn’t tell me about this, why-?”

“I believe it to be so; his dearest friend would not fret over his well-being.” Dusekkar nodded lightly.

“🧍✊🚪”

“Here, I’ll get the door,” Guest mumbled, smiling and waving at Kieran before opening the door and letting in Noob, Two Time, and 007n7.

“Sorry that we were a bit late, Noob didn’t realize what time me and Time would go to get them, after telling them multiple times.” 7n7 joked with a small glance towards Noob.

Noob chuckled and rubbed their neck, “Heh, sorry..”

“Nah, don’t worry about it, we were just about to start decorating!” Shedletsky said with a grin as he and Taph walked out of the kitchen.

Guest nodded. “Right, where should we start?”

“Uhhhh, first we should see who’s doing what?” Chance suggested.

Noob looked over at Kieran, “I can watch Kiki while you guys prepare everything!”

“Me, Builder, and Matt could go to the store and find the decorations, etcetera?" Shedletsky said, looking over at Guest and Builderman.

“I’m cool with that,” Builderman said as Dusekkar nodded in agreement.

Taph looked over at the fridge and opened it, “🙋🧑‍🍳❓”

“Honestly, I do trust you to cook Taph, who’s gonna help them?” Chance asked with a slight tilt of their head.

“Oh, I could help!” Noob said happily.

“Me too? I occasionally cook for Daisy and Charlotte.” Guest said with a nod of his head.

“Ah, I could help with the cooking as well, sort of had to learn to cook for C00lkidd,” 7n7 chuckled, crossing his arms.

“Speaking of Kidd, where is he?” Shed questioned.

“Ah, he’s at school right now, his school was doing an activity with the kids, and he wanted to go. He’s also sleeping over at a friend’s house.”

Shed nodded before looking at Guest, “Whose car are we taking?”

“Ah, we can take my truck, it’ll fit more things.”

Builderman and Shedletsky nodded.

“Say, Time, how about we go take Kieran and then go gift shopping?” Chance said with a grin, wrapping an arm around Two Time’s shoulders in an attempt to get them to agree.

Two Time nodded, “If Spawn allows.”

“I’m going to take that as a yes.” Chance mumbled, grabbing their car keys. “Kieran! Let's go find your shoes, we’re going to the store to get presents for everyone!”

Kieran clapped his hands together. It was something he did whenever he was happy, “Can I bring my Christmas list??”

“Of course ya can, bud!” Chance chuckled as they followed Kieran as he shot up the stairs for his shoes and list.

 

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Chance, Two Time, and Kieran were in the middle of decorating the tree that Shedletsky, Dusekkar, and Builderman had picked up earlier when Chance’s phone rang.

“Quick, everyone, quiet! Elliot’s calling!” Chance yelled, waiting until everyone quieted down before answering the call.

“Heyyyy, Elli! How’s it going at work? Nice, good, oh, Kieran? He’s great, here, I’ll put him on the phone now.” Chance said as he handed the phone to Kieran, everyone was silently praying that Kieran didn’t mention what was happening.

“Hi, Dad!! I’m okay, really! Me and Mr. Chance are just hanging out watching TV!” Kieran told his father. It wasn’t completely a lie; the TV was on, and Kieran would occasionally go over and watch his cartoons, leaving Time and Chance to decorate the tree by themselves. Kieran handed the phone back to Chance before running over to the couch just as Mickey Mouse started playing.

“See? Everything is fine, we’ll see you when you get home! Bye, love ya!” Chance said hurriedly and hung up.

Two Time raised an eyebrow. “Forgive me, Spawn, if I am wrong, but Chance, do you have a y’know, on Elliot?”

Chance paused for a moment before shaking their head and laughing awkwardly, “What- No! I just, uhm, said it, uh, in the moment..?”

Two Time just giggled and went back to decorating, leaving Chance mumbling to themselves.

Shedletsky emerged from the other room that he, Builderman, and Dusekkar were in as they all wrapped gifts. Shed whistled as he looked at all of the decorations. “Shoot, these are looking nice, who knew you two were good at decorating, and obviously Kieran is great at it already.”

Chance rolled their eyes, “Gee, thanks. Anyway, how’s gift wrapping going?”

“It’s going good, our backs are killing us though,” Shedletsky chuckled, putting a hand on his back as if to prove his point.

 

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“Okay, gang, Elliot just texted me and told me that he’s on his way home, everything is finished and in order, right?” Chance said, clasping their hands together and looking down at everyone.

“Everything’s good with the food over here,” 7n7 nodded with Taph, Guest, and Noob agreeing.

“Shedletsky just finished wrapping the last gift, so everything’s fine with that,” Builderman said, sitting down on the couch next to Kieran, who was back to doodling.

“Perfect, now we wait for Elliot to arrive!” Chance said with a grin.

 

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Elliot stared at his window. There were a couple of little Christmas stickers littered across it. “Chance, what the fuck did you do?” Elliot mummbled as he took out his house keys, frowning a little when he realized that the door was already unlocked.

“Chance, dude, what the hell-” Elliot stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes darting around his now decorated house, “I- What? How did you guys- Why?”

Chance grinned and got up from their spot on the couch, “Because, Elli, you always do so much for Kieran and us, you deserve a break. Besides, juggling a job and a kid can’t be easy. Therefore, while you were at work, we decided to do this for ya. You deserve it, bud.”

Everyone smiled and nodded in agreement. They were all, for some reason, dressed in different Christmas sweaters just like Chance was, even Kieran, who had tiny dinosaurs and trees on his.

“We, uh, got you a sweater as well. We didn’t know your size, so we just got a medium. Is that alright?” Guest asked as he held up a small bag and handed it over to Elliot.

Elliot nodded, taking a couple of moments before speaking, “Yeah, that’s great.. Thank you, guys, truly, for all of this..”

“It was really no problem. Like Chance said, you deserve a break.” 7n7 said as he leaned against the side of the fridge.

Taph walked over to the table and held up something that Elliot couldn’t see, “📝✍️🏦”

“Shoot, I almost forgot about those,” Chance said with a chuckle as Elliot tilted his head in confusion. What else could they have possibly done?

“Ah, those. All of us wrote you checks, I mean, like- Childcare isn’t easy.” Noob laughed, fidgeting with the sleeves of their sweater.

Elliot felt tears well up in his eyes; those tears immediately spilled as he hugged the nearest person next to him, Chance, while repeating ‘thank you’ over and over.

Kieran immediately ran over to his father, “Dad! Why are you crying? What happened?!”

Elliot let go of Chance and crouched down to Kieran’s level, wiping away his tears, “I’m fine, Kiki, these are happy tears. I promise, everything’s okay.”

Kieran hugged his father, “Okay, Daddy! I love you!”

Elliot smiled and hugged him back, “I love you too, Kiki, I love you so much.”

Notes:

I DREADED having to write Duse rhyming and Taph with their emojis 3

Chapter 3: (💚 ) Elliot x Noob

Summary:

Idea - Do you do sodapizza (Elliot x Noob)? Because my request is; Elliot and Noob are married with a baby girl and are visiting Noob’s parents, John and Jane, along with their other friends (as in the other survivors) to introduce her. John comes up to the car to get the kid out, though he needs to gain his newborn granddaughter’s trust (since Eli had warned them that she freaks out around those she’s not familiar with). How he does this is up to you but by the end, John is able to bring her inside without her screaming her lungs out. - KissyMissy

Notes:

I swear, I've been writing all day, this lowke sucks but i'm tired and frankly just wanted to finished this..

“Elliot! Is Sierra dressed?” Noob called from their room just as they finished fixing up their hair.

“Yup, she’s all ready, aren’t ya, honey?” Elliot called back, putting Sierra’s hairbrush down.

“Hehe, yes, I am, Dada!” Sierra said happily, hugging her father’s leg, giggling as Elliot patted her back.

Noob walked out of the room they shared with Elliot. Elliot smiled and held out his hand for Noob to grab. When they did, Elliot spun them around. “You look absolutely stunning,” Elliot mumbled in awe before kissing Noob on the cheek.

Noob giggled, “Thank you, darling. Are we all ready to go?”

Elliot nodded and picked up Sierra before walking her out to the car and buckling her up in her car seat. “Do you think she’ll like them? I mean, you know how she gets with people she doesn't really know.”

“We can go in, see how it goes, and if she gets too overwhelmed, we leave,” Noob said, looking up at their husband.

Elliot slowly nodded, “Yeah, okay. That- That sounds good,”

 

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Elliot slowed down as they came upon John and Jane’s house. It wasn't anything fancy, just a small cabin-like house. It wasn't much, but it was cozy.

When Elliot and Noob got out of the car, John, Jane, and what looked like Guest and Chance were sitting outside and talking. John’s face lit up when he realized who had arrived and immediately walked over to greet them.

“Dad!” Noob said with a smile and opened their arms to hug John.

John immediately hugged back before giving Elliot a handshake.

Elliot then leaned against the car with a small smile, “We brought a special guest.”

“Oh? Who might that be?” John smiled widely when he realized who Elliot was referring to. “You guys brought her! Can- Can I get her out of the car?”

“Actually, I think-” Elliot spoke up before being interrupted by his partner.

“That’s a great idea! It could help her warm up to you,” Noob took Elliot’s hand and squeezed it reassuringly.

Elliot stared at Noob, and they seemed to have a conversation via their eyes before Elliot looked back at John and nodded, “That is a good idea.. Noob and I will be inside, think you can bring Sierra inside for us?”

John nodded and grinned, “Of course, you two go inside, take a small break, I've got this!”

 

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John did, in fact, not have it. When he opened the car door and greeted Sierra, she burst out into tears, and John had to call out Elliot and Noob to comfort her. The last thing John wanted was to make her more afraid than she already was.

Elliot was called back inside, and Noob was sitting on the porch, watching John as he sat in front of Sierra as she played with some old toys that Jane had found and brought out for Sierra.

Sierra was happily playing with the dolls and toy animals. She would occasionally glance over at John wearily. Every time she did, John would smile and wave at her, and she’d stare blankly at him before going back to playing.

“So, Sierra, do you like playing outside?” John asked, looking over at her.

Sierra looked up from her toys and tilted her head, “You’re Mimi’s dada?”

John quickly glanced towards Noob, and Noob quickly pointed to themselves. “Ah, yes, I am! It’s nice to meet you, Sierra. I’m grandpa!”

“Poppy.” Sierra declared, and John chuckled.

“Poppy works as well!” John said with a smile as Sierra went back to playing with the dolls.

Sierra played by herself for a couple more minutes before she scooted towards John and handed him a dog stuffed animal.

John smiled softly, “And what’s the dog’s name?”

“Uhh.. Princess!” Sierra said, inching closer towards John.

“Mm, Princess is a perfect name for her! You’re so good at picking names.” John said with a smile, simply picking up the toy and starting to pet it.

 

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“Dada, Mimi!” Sierra shouted happily when she saw her parents.

Elliot and Noob looked up to see their daughter being carried inside by John.

“Hey, honey, is everything okay?” Noob asked with a smile as John put Sierra down, and she immediately ran over to them.

“Yeah! Poppy and I played outside with- with the dolls, uh.. the dolls that Nana brought!”

“We’re so glad that you had fun. Are you hungry? Nana made pasta, and if you don’t want that, we can get something on the way back home?” Elliot asked as his daughter stood in front of him.”

“Ooo! I want pasta!” Sierra shouted happily before grabbing Elliot’s hand, pulling him up from the chair he was in, and dragging him into the kitchen. Noob laughed as they watched their daughter demand her pasta.

Notes:

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Chapter 4: (💚 ) Guest x 007n7

Summary:

Idea - guest 1337 is babysitting coolkid and they’re going on a nice walk in the city when it suddenly starts to downpour, so they take shelter in a shop. When they get back to 007n7, guest is carrying a sleeping coolkid. - BiggestDumbassInExistance

Notes:

Sorry that this is so short D: I kinda lost motivation around the end.

“C’mon, Kidd! You have to put your shoes on.” Guest sighed as C00lkidd shook his head no; 007n7 was at work, so he asked Guest to watch C00lkidd for a little.

“But, Uncle Guest! I don’t wanna put on my shoes..” C00lkidd pouted as he crossed his arms and looked down at Guest, who was sitting on the floor, holding a pair of C00lkidd’s sneakers.

“You have to put on your shoes if we're going to go out on our walk, Kidd. Look, I have my shoes on for our walk.” Guest said, trying to reason with the pouting child

C00kidd tilted his head and hummed, obviously deep in thought. The child narrowed his eyes before sitting down on the couch and extending one of his legs towards Guest. Guest sighed in relief as C00lkidd finally let Guest put on his shoes.

“And you’re sure you want to stay in your dinosaur onesie?” Guest asked as he tied C00lkidd’s shoes.

“Yup!” C00lkidd happily yelped, “I’m a scary dinosaur!”

Guest chuckled, “You sure are, Kidd, you sure are.”

Guest helped C00lkidd down from the sofa, grabbed the coat that C00lkidd brought from his room just in case it got too chilly for the 8-year-old, and walked to the door.

“So, I have to stay near you and not run off?”

Guest nodded, “Right, it’s not safe for you to run off without telling me. Besides, walks are much better when you’re with someone.”

“I guess that makes sense!” C00lkidd said as he practically skipped out the door, Guest following behind him, not without closing the door and grabbing the spare key 007 had entrusted him with.

“So, Kidd, where shall we go?” Guest asked, looking down at C00lkidd.

“Hmm.. Thissss way!” C00lkidd shouted, pointing left, “Wait, no.. Uhhhhh.. That way!” C00lkidd said, suddenly changing his mind and pointing right.

Guest chuckled, “That way it is.”

 

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C00lkidd flinched and grabbed onto Guest’s leg tightly. It was drizzling a couple of minutes ago, but now there was lightning, and it was scaring C00lkidd. Guest frowned slightly and picked up C00lkidd.

“Hey, it’s alright, Kidd. It’s just a bit of thunder. Here, how about we go into a store and wait until the rain passes? I don’t want to have to explain to 7 on why his kid is sick,” Guest lightly joked, trying to make C00lkidd laugh and get his mind off the booming thunder overhead.

C00lkidd sniffled and held onto Guest’s shirt tightly, “Okay..”

Guest carried C00lkidd to the nearest store and sat him on a small bench the store had inside. There were a couple of other people with their kids who were also taking shelter inside the store. Guest nodded his head at them before turning his attention to C00lkidd, whose grip on Guest’s shirt hadn’t faltered.

“It’s okay, Kidd, trust me. The rain and thunder will pass, and then I’ll get you home, and we can wait for your dad. How does that sound?”

“G- Good..” C00lkidd mumbled, his tense body loosening up a little as he lay his head on Guest’s chest, somewhat covering his face.

A mother with two young children was staring at C00lkidd in disgust, and Guest rolled his eyes at her, gently rubbing Kidd’s back. C00lkidd yawned and shook his head, trying to keep himself awake.

“It’s alright, Kidd. You can sleep. I’ll still be here when you wake up.” Guest mumbled.

“Promise..?” C00lkidd asked softly, looking up at Guest.

“I promise. I’m not going anywhere.”

 

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Guest stood up from the store bench. C00lkidd had been asleep for a couple of minutes now when the rain cleared up. He walked out the door, careful not to wake up the sleeping C00lkidd in his arms.

It wasn’t a very long walk back to 007n7’s house, seeing as it started raining early on into the walk. Guest carefully unlocked the door, he made a glance towards the clock, 007 should be arriving soon. Guest stared at the staircase, then at the couch. He didn’t know where C00lkidd’s room was, and he didn’t want to search around 7n7’s house; it just seemed like the respectable thing to do.

C00lkidd made a small noise of protest and held onto Guest tighter whenever Guest tried to lay him down on the couch. Guest chuckled softly, gently patting C00lkidd on the back before sitting down on the couch, allowing C00lkidd to rest on his lap.

It didn’t take long for 007n7 to come through the door, “I’m so sorry, Guest- My car wouldn’t start, so it took me-”

7n7 stared at the scene in front of him, “You- You actually got him to sleep?”

Guest shrugged, “He, kinda, fell asleep on our walk, hasn’t woken up since, and he won’t let me go so..”

Seven stifled a laugh, “Yeah, he’s like that, I doubt he’s going to let me lay him down in his own bed..”

“Oh, it’s completely fine, I don’t mind staying here until he wakes up. He was sort of already waking up while we were walking back.”

007 gave Guest an empathetic look before sitting down next to him.

Notes:

Brrrrrrr

Chapter 5: (💚 ) Noob x Elliot

Summary:

I absolutely loved the pizzanoob oneshot, since it’s a very rare ship. Can I request a oneshot with Elliot and Noob’s wedding and John and Jane are preparing Noob for the ceremony (Noob’s dressed in one of those enby wedding fits) and trying to calm themselves through the fact that their kid is all grown up now. Then, during the ceremony, once Eli and Noob kiss, John starts crying while Jane’s joy is beyond words. All the other survivors are there btw (Dusekkar is the officiator; Taph is the ring bearer; Guest, Chance, n7, Builderman, and Shedletsky are the best men, and pr3ttyprinc3ss, Bluudud, CO0lKidd, and Elliot’s sister Mia are the flower kids. - Anonymous

Notes:

Sorry if anything is inaccurate. I know nothing about weddings and tried my best to make this story as long as I could, but I just didn't have any ideas left, so this isn't my greatest work.

People were still arriving, Elliot and Noob were still getting ready and preparing, yet John was already on the verge of tears. Jane was sitting next to him, rubbing his back in a comforting way, “John, honey, the wedding hasn’t even started, perhaps save your tears for when you’re walking Noob down the aisle?”

John took a deep breath, “I know, it’s just- Our kid is getting married, they aren’t a kid anymore!”

Jane chuckled, “They haven’t been a child for a while now, hun, but they will always be our baby, won’t they?”

John nodded, “You’re right, I can’t believe they're getting married still. I still remember Elliot coming up to us and asking for our blessing to propose to Noob, and now here we are.”

“Elliot was so nervous, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him that scared before. He really loves Noob," Jane smiled as she recalled the fond memory.

 

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Elliot had already walked down the aisle, along with Chance and the other groomsmen who were standing beside Elliot. Elliot perked up when he saw Taph enter the room, followed by Mia and the other children. The children were having fun tossing flowers around, as Taph carefully held the cushion that held the wedding rings over the top of it.

Elliot felt tears well up in his eyes, and he smiled when he laid his eyes upon his soon-to-be spouse. Noob was absolutely stunning. It also seemed that Elliot wasn’t the only one on the verge of tears; John, who stood next to Noob and was currently walking them down the aisle, already had tears running down his face. Dare Elliot say it, but he’s pretty sure John is happier about the wedding than the one who’s actually getting married, and Elliot was the actual groom!

 

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“…You have come here today of your own free will, ahem, I hope. If you haven’t, then blink twice.” Guest spoke as he looked between Elliot and Noob, laughter emitting from both the crowd and Elliot and Noob, “Glad to see no one is being held hostage. As I was saying, in the presence of your family and friends, you have declared your love and commitment to one another. You have given and received a lovely, lovely ring as a symbol of your promises and love. By those promises, the unconditional love, and the utmost loyalty to each other, and by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you two as spouses. You may now share your first kiss as newlyweds.”

Elliot and Noob smiled at each other before they both leaned in to kiss one another. The kiss was slow, heartfelt, and meaningful. It was another indicator of just how much Elliot and Noob loved each other.

When Noob and Elliot pulled away to face the crowd, John could be seen sobbing in Jane’s arms. Elliot lightly chuckled as Noob looked at their dad with an empathetic smile. It was really only a matter of time before John actually started crying.

When Noob and Elliot, along with Guest, Chance, and the groomsmen, stepped off the altar, the first thing that John did was hug Noob tightly. The cool metal of John’s prosthetic arm was something that Noob was familiar with; it was comforting. It also reminded Noob that this was, in fact, real and that they were now married to the love of their life. The man they had loved since the moment they were introduced to him.

Noob had always loved their life and the people that were in it, although they had never thought of their life as perfect. It’s just like they say, nothing is perfect.

Yet, standing here, after just getting married to the love of their life? Their life has never felt more perfect than right now.

Notes:

School starts tomorrow, so requests may start to be delayed. They will still be done, just perhaps at a slower rate.

Chapter 6: (💚 ) 1x1x1x1 x Two Time

Summary:

this is a really stuoid request looking at it, butt!!
1x1x1x1 x tqo time sick fficc perhaps 🥹🥹 anything to do with that..
but the funny thing is 1x1x1x1 doesn’t know how to care for sick people, never being sick herself she just has no clue how to help (nor was his creator much help in learning things humans would fall ill with) so she simply goes off whatt she thinks should work. yeah. maybe. instead of doing her damn job during a round
siiince headcanons r allowed . pretty simple but i thibk it’s neat when tqo time uses pural pronouns to refer to themself :3c oh yah and just genderfiukd 1x1x1x1 (even though it’s canon) with more feminine leaning pref 2 pronouns if that’s alright. - CURSEBRINGER

Notes:

ughhh, this sucks sm, I apologize for the long wait of this chapter and how short it is “3”

Two Time awoke in the middle of the night; their throat was dry, and it was mildly bothering them. They reached for a water bottle on their nightstand before lying their head back on the pillow and closing their eyes.

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Two Time woke up again with a bad headache and felt cold, although they always made sure their cabin was warm. They didn’t know what was happening, but one thing was for sure: they needed to get to 1x. They wanted to be in their warm embrace.

Two Time forced themselves out of bed, mumbling a quick prayer to Spawn that whatever they had come down with would pass quickly. They should have one of the other survivors check their temperature. No, that can be done later; right now, they need to get to their lover. They wanted to be held and comforted by the one they loved most.

The moment Two Time knocked on 1x4’s cabin, the door swung open, revealing a quite angry and quite tired 1x. Although her angry demeanor changed immediately once it realized who was at her cabin door this early in the morning.

“Two Time? My darling? What happened- Who did this?” The panic in their voice was evident; they were truly worried for her partner.

“Ahem.. We- We believe we have come down with quite the sickness. Perhaps a common cold or a fever.” Two Time mumbled, already reaching out to hug their partner.

1x immediately hugged Two Time, providing them with the comfort they had purposefully sought out. Two Time melted in 1x1’s arms, yet they still felt freezing.

Two Time was escorted inside 1x4’s cabin, where she then laid them down on her bed, tucking them in and turning the air off. It was internally panicking, her lover was sick, their creator had never bothered to teach her about human sicknesses, and she didn’t know what to do or how to help them. It pained her seeing her lover in such a state without being able to help them in any way. Unless…

“Wait here, darling, I’ll be right back.” 1x4 said, waiting for Two Time to nod and agree before running off to the survivors’ cabin and walking into the kitchen.

Elliot raised an eyebrow. 1x1 almost never came into the kitchen; it didn’t need to eat, so what was the purpose of her being here?

“Sick people, what do they eat?” She demanded as they stared down at Elliot.

“Uhh, usually things like soup, more specifically like chicken noodle..”

“Okay, make me that then,” 1x said- No, demanded of Elliot.

Elliot blinked once, twice before clearing his throat and getting to work. He wanted to question the being but decided not to.

When 1x4 arrived at her cabin with the soup, Two Time was fast asleep. She gently shook them awake before sitting down next to them and offering them a spoonful of the soup.

Two Time stared blankly in confusion before taking a bite of it, the warm liquid soothing the discomfort in their sore throat.

 

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1x1 spawned into the round, and for once, their mind wasn’t thinking about killing all the survivors. No, this time it was thinking about Two Time; they had come down with one of those damned human sicknesses, and it was affecting her lover greatly.

1x used unstable eye and scanned around until she saw her lover sitting on the floor by themselves. It got some weird looks from a couple of the survivors as they ran past them, but that didn’t matter.

Two Time heard footsteps approaching and they looked up, already knowing who it was. 1x4 sat next to them and immediately, Two Time cuddled up to them, covering their mouth as they coughed.

“How- How do you feel..?” She asked her lover; she hated not being able to do more to help them.

“We feel.. better than this morning, Spawn thanks you for caring about us...” Time mumbled, they felt so cold yet hot at the time; they hated it.

Two Time yawned and closed their eyes. Despite their aching body, sore throat, and pounding headache, they felt safe.

Notes:

I can't write sick ppl to save my life holy and, ugh, I fr need to make these stories longer 💔

Chapter 7

Summary:

This is extremely experimental and you don’t have to do this but here you go
the Spectre decides it’s done with the killers talking being too scared to talk about their past with each other, so they start an anonymous forum where people can vent 1 eggs just vented everything out and C00lkidd after reading it || poor kid T-T || that he would do a whole investigation on who wrote it he gets John toes, mafia guy, Bluetooth, and other betrayed guy, to help. || holy wall of text for a summary also I had this idea at 3 am if u couldn’t tell ;-; ||
If u don’t want to do this, you can just do 1xdoe angst - Idlyy

Notes:

This was honestly a joy to write! I believe this chapter is longer than most of the others (hopefully), but if it is not, I greatly apologize for it.

“Vent box? The fuck is that?” Noli mumbled, tilting his head in confusion.

“Noli, what does it mean for someone to vent?” 1x deadpanned, staring over at the glitch.

“Like.. in what sense? Like.. among us? Then that just means you’re the imposter,” Noli shrugged while grinning.

1x1 stared at Noli disappointingly as C00lKidd giggled and Bluudud stifled a laugh.

“I- I mean, I’m technically not- not lying?” Noli somehow managed to say in between what can only be described as manic laughter.

1x groaned and rolled its eyes, walking over to inspect the suggestion box thing more closely, John and Jason close behind.

“This.. is not very accessible for me,” John mumbled out as he stared at the pieces of paper and the pencils and pens all spread out unevenly across the table.

“Do you think the survivors have something like this?” C00lKidd asked.

Noli shrugged, “Probably, besides, they most likely trust each other a lot more to use it.”

Jason silently nodded in agreement with Noli. He had stopped inspecting the little round table a while ago, instead opting to sharpen his weapon.

Noli glanced at 1x1 and raised an eyebrow. She was intensely staring at the table before they growled softly and walked off, mumbling something to themselves.

 

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C00lkidd was walking around the killer cabin, bored, when he noticed that the vent box had been neatly arranged, and it was evident that it had been recently used. C00lkidd tilted his head in confusion and a hint of curiosity. He walked closer to is, looked around, before opening the box and pulling out the multiple pages of paper. It had been written anonymously, almost as if the one who wrote this had predicted that someone was going to snoop around. No matter, C00lkidd didn’t really like reading, but this seemed to be interesting enough to, in a way, ease his boredom.

Coolkidd brought the papers back to his shared cabin, Bluudud was dead asleep, while Princess was having her weekly before-bed tea party with her stuffed animals. She shot C00lkidd a glance, but other than that, she didn’t pay any mind to him.

C00lkidd climbed up the ladder to his bunk bed. He and Bluudud had fought about who would get the top bunk; eventually, C00lkidd won that bicker. (Mainly because PrettyPrincess just yelled at them to shut up) Princess had her own separate bed; she had refused to share a bunk bed with either Bluudud or C00lkidd. This led to the two boys fulfilling their dream of having a bunk bed.

C00lkidd stuck his tongue out as he pulled out the confession and started reading.

 

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Everyone who had been pulled aside by C00lkidd was rightfully confused. Especially since C00lkidd had been telling them to sit on the couch before going off and adding more killers before standing proudly in front of all of this, holding a small stack of papers.

“Kidd.. It’s seven in the morning. What could you possibly want with all of us?” Mafioso tiredly growled out.

“Yeahhhhh, like I woke up for this,” Bluudud said with a yawn, lying down on the couch he was sitting on. Azure scooted away from Bluudud as he lay down, shooting him a small glare.

“So! I want to figure out who wrote this, and I want your guys’ help!” C00lkidd proudly exclaimed.

“And how do you know it wasn’t any of us who wrote it?” John asked, leaning back in his seat as he stared at C00lkidd with deep confusion, “For all you know, I could’ve written it.”

“But, John, you can’t write,” C00lkidd said with a blank face, causing Bluudud and a couple others to laugh.

“Eh.. You got a point. Continue,” John mumbled out.

“Hey, Kidd, could I see those real? If we’re going to be stuck here doing this, then we might as well know the story behind it,” Azure hummed, stretching his arm out as C00lkidd passed him the paper.

 

………….

“Hah- damn,” Azure muttered.

“That was… Interesting,” Mafioso said as he nodded.

“So- Why are we trying to figure out who wrote that again?” John questioned, still baffled by the story.

“Uh…… Because I want to, uhm.. I dunno. I’m just bored,” C00lkidd shrugged, finding it cool to be able to play detective finally.

Azure blinked, “Let me get this straight, you snoop through the confession box and want to find out who wrote it, out of boredom??”

C00lkidd nodded happily, “Yup! And you guys are going to help me!”

“And why do you need us?” Mafioso grumbled out, trying to rub the sleep from his eyes.

“Because a good detective always has a good team with them!” C00lkidd exclaimed, a proud grin plastered on his face. He truly was determined to sort out this ‘mystery’.

“You aren’t going to let this go, aren’t you?” Azure growled out.

“Nope!”

John took a deep breath before sighing loudly, “Can we go back to sleep now? Bluudud’s already asleep on the couch.”

 

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The last round of the day just ended with the survivors winning, yet C00lkidd still had no leads. He groaned and flopped down on the couch. C00lkidd might’ve underestimatied how hard being a detective was. Is this really how it goes half the time? Noli had opted out of helping… Making him even more likely to have written the papers! No.. It can’t be Noli, if it were, it would’ve mentioned the void star, Dad, blah, blah.

C00lkidd gasped as he sat up, and he could go around asking the others about their backstories! He climbed down the ladder of his bunk bed, getting a weird look from Princess as he practically ran out of the cabin. Bluudud, however, didn’t bat an eye.

“Uncle Jason! Could I ask you a couple of questions?”

‘What kind of questions?’ Jason signed as he looked down at the red kid.

“Questions about your life before you, y’know, arrived here!” C00lkidd said with a determined expression.

Jason seemed to think for a minute before motioning C00lkidd to sit down with him.

C00lkidd smiled brightly, immediately sitting down.

………

Turns out, Jason was not the mystery person C00lkidd had been looking for, which is sad, but it was honestly expected.

“You thought that Jason wrote that?” Mafioso asked, deeply confused.

“Cut the kid some slack, it perfectly well could’ve been Jason. We don’t really know much about him,” John said, his tone indicating his boredom, but no one commented on it.

“Seriously, why are we doing this again? Never mind, don’t answer that.” Bluudud mumbled out with a roll of his eyes.

C00lkidd giggled before saying, “Does anyone have any clues?”

“Well, we know for sure that it isn’t John, probably not Noli, definitely not Jason, or… Me,’ Azure said, looking over the papers again, the only bit of evidence they had to go off of.

“Whoa, whoa, how do we know it wasn’t you?” John questioned with a raised eyebrow.

“I was in a cult and was murdered by my partner.” Azure deadpanned.

Mafioso shrugged, “Seems valid to me. It also means it leaves 1x1, Noli… Actually just those two..”

C00lkidd shook his head, “Can’t be Uncle Noli, it would’ve mentioned my dad and the uhm- uhhhh… The void star.”

“Then we have our answer, 1x1x1x1 wrote it,” Azure said coolly, leaning back in his seat.

“But why would 1x1 use it? She was probably the most opposed to the idea of writing down all of our… problems.” John hummed, looking over at Azure, who blinked.

“It was probably just to uh…. Get things off his chest..?” Bluudud said with a shrug, his voice laced with uncertainty.

 

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C00lkidd was tempted to go and talk to 1x about what they had written, but… It most likely will just push C00lkidd away and overall just be very avoidant about it. Perhaps even deny it.

No matter, C00lkidd climbed up the ladder to his bunk, Princess was already asleep, while Bluudud, just like C00lkidd, had just gotten into bed. C00lkidd made himself comfortable before closing his eyes with a smile. He felt proud of himself and his team; they managed to work so well together!

That night, C00lkidd went to bed while being greatly proud of himself for being a good detective.

Notes:

I'm working on the other requests, I promise

Notes:

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