Open Relationships and Failed Tests (LOCK IN???)

by kairO (m0rs3_numb3rz), m0rs3_numb3rz

Summary:

a fanfic about my school/café au!

previously called 'uhhh a forsaken school/cafe chatfic why not'

Chapter 1: CHAPTER 1; Introduction/Prologue

✦ DISCLAIMERS & OTHER NOTES ✦

 

 

 

✩ This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. If you recognise yourself here… that’s just spooky timing, minties. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

 

✩ Plagiarism is theft. Please do not repost, copy, or translate my work without explicit permission. Plagiarism makes the Author very cranky (and trust me, you don’t want to deal with a cranky, sleep-deprived author). ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

 

✩ Feedback is welcome! I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Don’t be shy, you’re free to share your opinions, theories, or even jokes, just please don’t go too overboard. (⁠づ⁠￣⁠ ⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠づ

 

✩ Criticism is accepted. I’m not a professional writer (yet 👀), so constructive criticism is always appreciated to help me improve. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

 

✩ Canon Forsaken characters belong entirely to Hyotoko and the dev team. I don’t own them, just borrowing them to cause chaos. (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

 

✩ Expect some characters to be OOC (out of character). This is, after all, a School/Café AU filled with fluff and drama, so forgive me if I bend or break a few personalities along the way. (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

 

✩ If I mischaracterise someone, please forgive me, I promise it wasn’t intentional. Just chalk it up to my chaotic writing brain. (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

 

✩ This fanfic is purely for entertainment (mine and hopefully yours). Read, laugh, cry, and enjoy the ride! (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

 

 

 

ADDITIONAL INFO.

 

started :: August 27, 2025

 

published :: August 27, 2025

 

ended :: ???

 

 

 

Talk Show with the Author:

 

 

 

🎤: What’s your plan for this fanfic?

 

— myehhhh… Not much actually. i felt inspired by chatfics (and my scrapped inanimate insanity café au) im taking you with me finding new stuff to write

 

 

 

🎤: Do you have a schedule for when your next chapter or update will release?

 

— Nope, though hopefully once a week. Im going back to school soon, as its almost the end of summer holidays, so ill be more busy then.

 

 

 

🎤: Is it true that this fanfic is pure fluff and chaos only?

 

— No. absolutely not (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

i live off angst, and i am NOT just writing fluff (⁠●⁠´⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: Why a Forsaken School/Café AU of all things?

 

— well, one, because i have a bunch of people at school to give me inspiration, and two, ive always wanted to work at a café

bite me! it sounds nice (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: Will there be drama?

 

— yep! ABSOLUTELY!!!

relationship drama, friendship drama and ima have a fucking FIELD DAY with lore and connections

 

 

 

🎤: Is this canon-friendly?

 

— nope 😅 

 

 

 

🎤: Will readers and ocs appear in the story?

 

— no… its just super hard to write that 😔

 

 

 

 

🎤: How long is this fanfic going to be?

 

— man i dont even know what im gonna do for the first chapter .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.

 

 

 

🎤: Do you edit your chapters?

 

— no eheh… i find typos make it more realistic 

 

 

 

🎤: Will there be romance?

 

— oh absolutely! my multishipper ahh would cry if there wasnt any romance (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

 

 

 

Get to know me!

 

 

 

🎤: What’s your name?

 

— many.. i have quite a bit of digital footprints.

though- refer to me with morse!

 

 

 

🎤: Pronouns?

 

— he/they! i use almost all/any, except for anything feminine.. it makes me feel icky (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: What’s your vibe as a writer?

 

— night-owl, though very bubbly when needed! i take a bit to calm down afterwards, i could take a month of recovery after a particularly bad day (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: What would you like the readers to call you? 

 

— You guys can call me whatever you want! Either it's my name or author, heck, I'll even allow you to call me Papa (I adopt people, y'all) i want people to feel safe in my little corner of this chaotic webspace

 

 

 

🎤: Any fun facts about you?

 

— i love vocaloid! any digital singer, and im hooked! i love boba tea, and snacking. im trans ftm, and uhh i think thats it ehe..

 

 

 

🎤: What can readers expect from your stories?

 

— everything… you'll be getting whiplash left right and centre

even i dont know what im doing half the time

 

 

 

🎤: Favourite genres to read or write?

 

— angst, fluff, almost anything!

 

 

 

🎤: Writing inspirations?

 

— me in bed at midnight, music playlists blasting in my ears and the hells of my youtube fyp

 

 

 

🎤: How would you describe yourself in three words?

 

— eepy, dead-inside (does that count?) andd… lazy (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: Do you accept reader requests or suggestions?

 

— yep! it helps alot, dont be shy!

i dont bite… maybe (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

 

 

 

🎤: Do you interact with readers?

 

— obviously! it makes me so, so happy 🤭

 

 

 

🎤: Any warnings for the readers?

 

— My humour is dark.. i may offend someone on accident, please tell me if i do! it makes me feel terrible if i make someone uncomfortable ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

 

 

 

 

credits to Author Who Weaves Myths Yet Forgets Their Own Sleep ( 4RT0P✩_Z ) for this introduction! i used their questions found on their fanfic; Forsaken High Chronicles: Gossip, Chaos, and H0mew*rks (A Forsaken School Au Chatfic)

Chapter 2: CHAPTER 2; dayum 007n7 didnt get enough pastries in the shipment

Summary:

ruh rohhhh seven wants his pastries 😰😰😰😰😰🔪🔪🔪🔪

Notes:

fagtopia 🏳️‍🌈; cafe chat
includes;
007n7 = pulls too much; @c00lhax
elliot = coffee!!!!; @elly_n_mia
noli = ena 2.0; @n01!
noob = c0la_party!; @nom_nom_nom
shedletsky = chikmin; @telly
jane doe; only braincell; @doe_2

hellscape 🙏; school chat
includes;
guest 1337 = school fighter; @g1337
dusekkar = nurse equivalent; @dusey
taph = BOOM; @taphy
builderman = future builder; @bob
jason = hush; @ki ki ma
1x = fanny_tpot; @H4TR3D
chance = gambel!; @chan~
john doe = spiky; @doe_1
two time = cult!!; @T_T
azure = against my will; @4zz7
elliot = hw guide; @elly_n_mia
guest 666 = furry; @mon_mon_mon
mafioso = debt!; @father_of_four
jane doe = pink_hat; @doe_2

mental asylum 🎒; everyone
includes;
guest 1337 = military build ; @g1337
dusekkar = magic ahh; @dusey
taph = taffy; @taphy
builderman = bobthebuilder; @bob
jason = f13; @ki ki ma
1x = anger; @H4TR3D
chance = money; @chan~
john doe = yellow man; @doe_1
two time = gru; @T_T
azure = tentickles; @4zz7
elliot = coffee addict; @elly_n_mia
guest 666 = jump rope; @mon_mon_mon
mafioso = fancypantsrichmcgee; @father_of_four
007n7 = c00lleg father; @c00lhax
noli = mikubinder!; @n01!
noob = uve_been_scene; @nom_nom_nom
shedletsky = mukbang; @telly
jane doe = yellow woman; @doe_2

< Messages

 

fagtopia 🏳️‍🌈; 

Wed-27-Aug

2025

16.37

 

16.37- pulls too much; guys

guys

 

hwpl me😰

 

help*

 

 

 

16.37- coffee!!!!; hwpl

 

 

 

16.38- ena 2.0; hwpl

 

 

 

16.38- c0la_party; hwpl

 

 

 

16.38- chikmin; hwpl

 

 

 

16.40- pulls too much; OMG

 

YALL R NO HELP

 

ACTUALLY

 

BRO 

 

uh anywys

 

who orderd the pastries??

 

 

 

16.41- ena 2.0; me?

 

why

 

 

 

16.42- pulls too much; you.

 

YOU DIDNT ORDER ENOUGH.

 

 

 

16.42- ena 2.0; oh.

 

oops?

 

 

 

16.44- pulls too much; oh..?

 

OH???

 

YOU BITCHASS GET OUT HERE RN

 

 

 

16.44- coffee!!!!; nah their cooked 😭😰

 

im telling evryone this

 

 

 

16.45- c0la_party; STOP I SHITTLED

 

 

 

16.45- coffee!!!!; SHITTLED???

 

 

 

16.48- chikmin; why did jane have to be sjck today 😭😭🙏🙏

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

mental asylum 🎒; 

Wed-27-Aug

2025

16.57

16.57- coffee addict; GUYS

 

CHAT

 

LISTEN

 

007N7

 

SEVEN

 

HES ABT TO BEAT NOLIS ASS

 

CUS NOLI DIDNT ORDER ENOUGH PASTRIES FOR RHE CAFE 😰😰😰

 

THERES A KAREN THERE ANGRY THAT SHES NOT GETTING A PASTRY 

 

NOLIS COOKED

 

 

 

16.59- money; thats nice sweetie

 

anyways im there in 5

 

tell them to wait.

 

please

 

 

 

17.00- coffee addict; dude.

 

HOW AM I GONNA ASK THEM TO WAIT 😭😭

 

i am NOT getting involved.

 

tell shed to rec or sum

 

im hiding in the fucking bathroom ✌️

 

[insert a pic with elliot in the employee bathroom]

 

 

 

17.00- mukbang; ho im not going out there.

 

last time that lady was there she asked me why i wasnt working at the mcdonalds across the street ✌️✌️

 

DO I LOOK LIKE AN UNSUCCESSFUL COLLEGE STUDENT???

 

 

 

17.01- anger; 0h y35h d3f1n1t3ly 😒

 

 

 

17.01- mukbang; HO

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

mental asylum 🎒;

Wed-27-Aug

2025

21.13

21.13- taffy; @n01!

 

🫵👑❓❓

 

 

 

21.17- c00l leg father; lmao no he didnt 🤭🤭 

 

bro had to bake one from scratch with the karen nxt to him

 

theyre sulking now

 

 

 

21.17- mikubinder!; 0mg 4ctu4ll7 syb4u ur n0t funn7 😠😠

 

 

 

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< Messages 

 

hellscape 🙏; 

Thu-28-Aug

2025

4.43

4.43- cult!!; According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

 

 

 

6.26- BOOM; oh!

 

 

 

6.27- against my will; ykw.

 

no

 

TWO TIME.

 

THIS IS WHY THE SCHOOL BOARD IS THINKING OF EXPELLING YOU.

 

 

 

 

6.31- gambel!; and the chat was flabbergasted.

 

 

 

6.32- against my will; SHUT UP THEIR SENDING YOU TO REHAB

 

 

 

6.32- gambel!; damn ok mate 😰

 

 

 

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TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 3🔥

Chapter 3: CHAPTER 3; test coming up? tutor needed!

Summary:

a test?? at this time?? luckily chance has someone who can help 😅

Notes:

hii!!

a head canon i have is that chance and elliot are siblings

if you dont like it, please ignore it if you can

any hate in the comments will be deleted and your user will be blocked

let people have fun with their imagination.

and you can enjoy yours

< Messages

 

hellscape 🙏; 

Wed-3-Sep

2025

13.32

13.32- gambel!; why

 

the FUCK

 

are we having a start of yr 12 test 😰😰

 

WE HAVNY BEEN TAUGHT ANYTHING 😔

 

 

 

13.47- hw guide; dude just revise tonight we have it tmrw..

 

 

 

14.16- cult!!; If it makes you feel any better, I also have not studied, Chance.

 

 

 

14.17- gambel!; OMG CAN WE STUDY TOGETHER TWOSIE PLEASE YOUR SMART 😰

 

 

 

14.17- cult!!; Of course, gambler! 😁

 

 

 

14.20- BOOM; …

 

…

 

🏳️‍🌈

 

 

 

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Chance exhaled. Finally, a chance to clutch this test. They ignored Taph’s comment. They were just studying… right? It’s not like one of those cliche movie scenes. They both would stay strictly one meter away from the other at all times.

 

His face warmed, ever so slightly. Rolling his eyes, they turned their phone off and slipped it back into his bag. They couldn’t care for their class whatsoever. Boring maths.. ew. Only.. what? 

 

He looked to the analog clock at the right of him, high on the beige wall. 

 

Only 37 minutes left of school.. then the bus. then home.

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

DM: Twosie;

Wed-3-Sep

2025

16.07

hy twosie!! ;chancie -16.07

 

r u still on for the studdying??

 

please say yes 🙏🙏

 

 

 

16.08- Twosie; I am still up, yes. 

 

I’ll be there for half past 4. 😁

 

 

 

OMG UR THE BEST ;chancie -16.08

 ILL REPAY YOU I PROMISERR 

THANK YOU

Twosie reacted: 👍

 

 

 

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“CHANCE! I SWEAR.”

 

Elliot came stomping up the stairs, slamming the room's door open. The force made the door ricochet off the wall, leaving a dent where the handle was opposite.

 

“I could hear you squealing. From the. GODDAMN. kitchen. If this is about Two Time, im telling the whole friend group that you act like a fucking middle school white popular girl whenever you talk to them.”

 

“Ok! Ok! I’ll shut up..” Chance groaned.

 

Elliot ended up leaving his room.

 

..

..

 

…

 

Not before turning their light off, taking a painting off the wall and leaving the door open.

Normal sibling behaviour at its finest.

 

 

 

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2 sharp knocks at the macchiato-coloured door made the two bickering figures in the kitchen pause.

 

Chance hesitated not even a nanosecond before jumping and sliding to the door, eager to answer it.

 

Elliot however, decided that it was their time to go, and left the scene with her phone in his hand.

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

mental asylum 🎒;

Wed-3-Sep

2025

16.23

16.23- coffee addict; hmo

 

normalise trans men being not-dysphoric about their massive badonkahonkers

 

im looking at YOU 007n7.

 

 

 

16.23- mukbang; you mean 7?

 

 

 

16.23- mikubinder!; sev core

 

 

 

16.24- c00l leg father; ok WHY DID YALL SAY THAT AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭

 

 

 

16.25- coffee addict; i mean

 

we arent wrong??

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

mental asylum 🎒;

Wed-3-Sep

2025

16.48

16.48- coffee addict; @chan~ @T_T

 

can you guys shut up 😭😭🙏🙏

 

youre supposed to be studying

 

not watching the FUCKING OWL HOUSE 😠😠

 

 

 

16.54- money; ITS GOOD THO???

 

THE LUMITY YURI ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🔥🔥🔥

 

 

 

16.55- cult!!; I agree with chance, their chemistry is unbelievable.

 

I digress, Chancie is getting me into The Owl House.

 

 

 

16.57- coffee addict; oh my god. 😔😔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

fagtopia 🏳️‍🌈;

Wed-3-Sep

2025

17.02

17.02- pulls too much;@coffee!!!! @chikmin @ena 2.0 wanna talk about that ??

 

“16.23- coffee addict; hmo

 

normalise trans men being not-dysphoric about their massive badonkahonkers

 

im looking at YOU 007n7.

 

 

 

16.23- mukbang; you mean 7?

 

 

 

16.23- mikubinder!; sev core”

 

 

 

17.05- chikmin; nothing 2 talk abt 🤭

 

 

 

17.05- pulls too much; wgats ts supposed to mean???

 

are you 3 flirting or sum??

 

ARE YOU??? 😭😭😰🙏🙏

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

DM: 118o8;

Wed-3-Sep 

2025

17.06

HOW DO YOU KNOW ;007n7 -17.06

IF SOMEONE IS FLIRTING WITH 

YOU 😭😭😭

 

 

 

17.08- 118o8; Where is this coming from?

 

 

 

I THINK SOMEONE IS ;007n7 -17.08

FLIRTING WITH ME 🙏🙏

 

eell..

 

technically 3.

 

 

 

17.10- 118o8; WHAT???

 

Dude.

 

Thats like-

 

Really good.

 

Uh.

 

As for how to tell?

 

Not sure.

 

Never been flirted to before (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

 

 

 

omg your no help. ;007n7 -17.11

 

 

 

17.11- 118o8; Sorry 😒

 

 

 

im asking 226w6 ;007n7 -17.11

 

 

 

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< Messages

 

DM: 226w6; 

Wed-3-Sep 

2025

17.12

how do u know if someone ;007n7 -17.12

is flirting with u??

 

 

 

17.12- 226w6; uhhh.

 

idk 😭😭

 

i zuppoze like- a zpecific tone of voice?

 

if itz text then like try to zee if it haz any zecret intimate undertonez??

 

no clue zorry 😔

007n7 reacted; 😒

 

 

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< Messages

 

fagtopia 🏳️‍🌈;

Wed-3-Sep

2025

17.07

|reply=17.05- pulls too much; ARE YOU??? 😭😭😰🙏🙏

17.07- chikmin; have been since we 6 opened this fucking cafe 💔💔

 

 

 

17.14- pulls too much; HUH???

 

ALL 3 OF YOU?? 😰😰

 

 

 

17.14- coffee; why did you think your user was that??

 

 

 

 

17.14- pulls too much; MAN IDK😭😭

 

LIKE- SOMETIMES I PULL ON THE COFFEE MACHINE TO GET IT WORKING

 

I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHY??

 

 

 

‘ena 2.0’ has changed ‘pulls too much’ ‘s user to ‘smexy ahh’

 

 

 

17.15- ena 2.0; ok it makes more sense now

 

 

 

17.15- smexy ahh; NOLI??

 

 

 

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TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4🔥