💫Flash Fest👀

by Babblecat3000

Summary:

13 e-celebs (attempt to) participate in a fanfiction challenge on their fanfiction Discard server.

For the Character A Character B Discord server flash fest: Story Within a Story
Prompt: Characters Writing, Reading or Talking About (Fan)fiction

Notes:

• In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the Story Within a Story collection.

-DRAMATIC PERSONS-

⭐>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
-Real Name: Lord Flash 2 (Kinnikuman x Lovecraft)
Light Lord. Avatar of Yog-Sothoth, professional wrestler, wrestling coach, and omnicidal android, Lord Flash dresses like Tsar Nicholas II, if Tsar Nicholas II attended a Pride Parade. Owner of the server. Can only use AI to 'write'.

⭐>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
-Real name: Tom Riddle. Nerd name: Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Dark Lord. Regularly defeated by young children named Harry Potter. Prolific author.

⭐>SpecialSpecialBoy
-Real name: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Uptight mass murderer, ladies man, and amateur farmer. Award winning author under various pseudonyms.

⭐>Lotsacaps
- Real name: Colin Moriarty (Fallout 3)
Irish gangster, Irish bar owner, Irish con artist. Very Irish. Lacks creativity yet aspires to write the Great American Fanfiction. His server name means 'lotsofmoney'

⭐>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
-Real name: Mouldy Strawberry (Killer Tomatoes x Lovecraft OC)
A literal mouldy strawberry. With legs. Favourite child of Yog-Sothoth.

⭐>IOnlyAcknowlegeTheStrong
-Real name: Atomic Samurai/Kamikaze (One Punch Man)
A superhuman samurai who can and will slice monsters up into sub-atomic particles. Not an author, writer, or literate. Extremely haughty and jealous.

⭐>Helen_Hearts_Sparta
-Real name: Kanako/Helen (One Punch Man x Lovecraft OC)
Atomic Samurai's wife. Calls him 'Sam'. Also, daughter of Yog-Sothoth. Likes to write Greek Tragedy AUs.

⭐>KnightCommanderofWenches
-Real name: Ser Mettin (Dragon Age)
Lustful knight templar and violent psychopath. Exclusively writes hardcore Dead Dove and smut.

⭐>Todd_Howard
-Real name: Clavicus Vile (The Elder Scrolls)
Demon god of Power. On every Discard server ever, looking to steal souls by getting people to agree to bargains with him. Writes My Little Pony fanfic.

⭐>🌻Deliveryman🌻
-Real name: Deliveryman (Kinnikuman OC)
Giant sunflower man. Delivers sunflowers and ass beatings, not (usually) to the same people. Writes mega crossovers in which his self insert shoves characters he doesn't like into lockers.

⭐>🎀ReaperBae🎀
-Real name: ReaperBae (Mass Effect OC)
A female reaper with a pretty pink bow on her head. That's it, that's the story.

⭐>TheUnspeakableOne
-Real name: Hastur (Lovecraft)
Son of Yog-Sothoth. Loves the worst shade of yellow. Is a king. Writes fanfiction of his father.

⭐>Meat
-Real name: Meat Alexandria (Kinnikuman)
Rival wrestling coach to Lord Flash. Short King. Hates Warsman (Lord Flash's alter ego). Cryogenically froze himself once because he's the only character with common sense, and he needed to save himself for future generations.

Writing is an equal opportunity activity, a hobby which transcends petty boundaries such as time and space, gender and fandom, tea and coffee, French and English. Boosted by the magic of the internet, several minor (sometimes extremely minor) but beloved e-celebs jump on a dedicated writing server hosted on Discard, in order to participate in a monthly fanfiction contest. Several of these e-celebs are prolific authors. Several are not.

#🗣-wing-ding-chat>This is where you can rattle on
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>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
Who named this channel?

>SpecialSpecialBoy
…⬇️(edited)

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
One of the Yogs.

>Lotsacaps
So…you.

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
Who called these competitions for world domination, ‘Flash Fests’?

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
Not me.

>SpecialSpecialBoy
…⬆️(edited)

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
ANYWAY. WHERE ARE MY THEMES. WHERE ARE MY PROMPTS.

>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
This month we have:

• Eldritch Daydreams
• Money Talks
• Wikipedia AU
• Dante's Inferno
• Strawberries🍓

>IOnlyAcknowlegeTheStrong
Every month strawberries are on the list. I don't get it. 

>Helen_Hearts_Sparta
Oh, Sam 💕 never change.

>IOnlyAcknowlegeTheStrong
What?

>KnightCommanderofWenches
How can I make strawberries NC-17

>Todd_Howard
@KnightCommanderofWenches would you like to make a deal? 😈

>🌻Deliveryman🌻
@KnightCommanderofWenches I feel a locker calling to me.

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>🎀ReaperBae🎀
💣︎□︎︎■︎︎♑︎︎

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
ANYWAY. I choose @SpecialSpecialBoy as my beta reader.

>SpecialSpecialBoy
…🧸

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
Yes, boy, the most merciful and generous Lodd Voldemort will reward you beyond your wildest dreams once you have successfully betaed my daddy Dumbledore 

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
HOW DO I EDIT A MESSAGE

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
Yes, boy, the most merciful and generous Lord Voldemort will reward you beyond your wildest dreams once you have successfully betaed my Daddy Dumbledore Wikipedia AU fanfic. 

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
There. Thanks for nothing, muggles.

>Lotsacaps
Can I choose more than one prompt. I have an idea for money talks x strawberries.

>TheUnspeakableOne
Naturally. 

🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓is typing…

>Lotsacaps
Shut the feck up, Hastur. No one likes you.

>TheUnspeakableOne
Reddit loves me.

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
Of course.

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
MEAT! WHERE FOR ART THOU, MEAT?! You are my beta. I am going to combine all the prompts and win fanfiction. The world has never, and will never, see the light.

>Meat
This had better not be Warsman fanfic again. You write him waaay OOC.

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
I am him!!???!!

>Lotsacaps
@🎀ReaperBae🎀…I'm gonna send you a DM.

>🎀ReaperBae🎀
💣︎□︎︎■︎︎♑︎︎

>TheUnspeakableOne
I am going to put all my friends and family in hell. Minus Daddy. 

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>Helen_Hearts_Sparta
Even me? 🥺

>TheUnspeakableOne
…Shit. Do I count as RPF? Why do I exist? How do I exist? Why is my sister here? Where are the boundaries?

>SpecialSpecialBoy
🫂…🪓

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
Anyone doing Whumptober this year? Hastur gave me several ideas just now.

>Meat
If you torture me for the eighth year running, I am going to refreeze myself. If you torture me in fiction, I am going to freeze myself also, and hopefully wake up in a timeline which has discovered how to kill robots. 

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
@TheUnspeakableOne @Helen_Hearts_Sparta @🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
 You see what I have to deal with, children?

>IOnlyAcknowlegeTheStrong
@I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫 if you @ my wife one more time, I am going to kill you. I am going to slice and dice you into subatomic particles with a toothpick, god level threat or not.

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
She's my daughter!!???!! 

>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
Guys, guys…🍓👀…don't make me mute you.

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
You're my daughter!!???!!

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>KnightCommanderofWenches
Lust is a circle of Hell.

>Lotsacaps
Grand. I think Tommy's typing his entry directly into Discard. I do not wanna hear about his barely disguised fascination with old men and young boys. I do not wanna hear about how he's the prettiest goth girl ever and everyone loves him. He sends me enough begging DMs about funding his cult as is. @🎀ReaperBae🎀 be ready.

>🎀ReaperBae🎀
💣︎□︎︎■︎︎♑︎︎

>💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍
On his thirteenth birthday, Harry’s thirteenth birthday, that is, Dumbledore, the monster of Hogwarts, the evil old man, the one I defeated hahahaHAHAHA!!!(???), invited little Harry James Riddle to a bowling ball party. Unfortunately for little Harry Potter, he did not know that Dumbledore was inviting him to a bowling ball party in HELL. He should have known though, it is not the first time that Dumbledore has set him up for failure…Not that he could fail. No. Impossible. Can't happen. No matter, little Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the greatest boy to ever live, the most special, the most powerful, the funniest, the coolest, the best, the most handsome, the one with the most admirers, male and female, the best dressed, the richest, the most wicked, the lad with the best drawing skills and coolest pet, he could not be defeated by Dumbledore’s cunning plans, no, no, no!

>Lotsacaps
Ok boomer

>SpecialSpecialBoy
👏🪓👏🪓👏

>TheUnspeakableOne
Not bad.

>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
🍓🍓👀

>Meat
@I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫

>Helen_Hearts_Sparta
I like it 💕

>IOnlyAcknowlegeTheStrong
@Helen_Hearts_Sparta WHAT

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
@Meat

💀I_AM_LORD_VOLDEMORT566🐍is typing..

>🎀ReaperBae🎀
💣︎💣︎💣︎

                                                                                                       -BZZZ SERVER RESET BZZZZ-

 

#🗣-wing-ding-chat> This is where you can rattle on
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>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
What did you…do?

>Lotsacaps
Nothing

>Lotsacaps
My turn

Lotsacaps is typing…

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
He had his pet space louse mute Tom. In real life. There's a new crater in Essex.(edited)

>🍓MouldyStrawberryMod🍓
But why did the server reset?

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
That was me. I am not lying.

>TheUnspeakableOne
Dad, can you kudos my latest fic please?

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
Boy, I don't do nepotism, you know that.

>Meat
😐🤨🤔 Kev?

>I_AM_LORD_FLASH2💫
😒🙄🥱 your mother

Todd_Howard is typing…

>Lotsacaps
On his thirteenth birthday, Harry’s thirteenth birthday, that is, Dumbledore, the monster of Hogwarts, the evil old man-