Chapter 1: Last First Day of School
Chapter Text
August 25th, 10:31 pm
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Odysseus: I have a plan
Diomedes: for what???
Odysseus: Being valedictorian
Odysseus: What else
Diomedes: imagine being an academic weapon
Odysseus: You are an academic weapon bro bsfr
Odysseus: You just aren’t on my level
Diomedes: right
Odysseus: So as I was saying
Odysseus: Step one find the second smartest person in this school
Odysseus: Step two make a plan to study together
Odysseus: Step three find out their greatest weakness
Odysseus: Step four use it against them during finals so they’re distracted while I crush every exam
Odysseus: Step five victory
Diomedes: wow
Diomedes: you sound like a supervillain
Diomedes: wait what the fuck do you mean youre going to use someones greatest weakness against them
Odysseus: I’m just saying if someone started a few rumors about crushes or something you wouldn’t be able to trace it back to me
Diomedes: bro thats like psychological warfare
Diomedes: this is why you get no bitches
Odysseus: No
Odysseus: This is why I choose not to get bitches
Odysseus: I’m too busy being valedictorian
Diomedes: i love and accept u homo
Odysseus: That’s significantly more homo than me not dating
Odysseus: I lOvE aNd AcCePt U my ass
Diomedes: i literally have a girlfriend
Odysseus: Plenty of gay people have had girlfriends
Diomedes: im not gay
Diomedes: go to sleep youre getting annoying
August 26th, 6:30 am
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Agamemnon: wake up asshats
Agamemnon: first day of school
Agamemnon: [sent a video] i woke up the ginger
[Diomedes laughed at a video]
Menelaus: hate u
Achilles: y tfuck r u up rn
Odysseus: Are we going to talk about how he spelled out the fuck in tf
Achilles: get ur stupid capital letters ass out of here
Patroclus: achilles chill
Teucer: wait are all of you seniors now
Lil Ajax: ye
Big Ajax: imagine being a junior
Teucer: :(
Menelaus: :(
Menelaus: imagine being single ayyyy
Agamemnon: no idea how this guy pulled like that
Odysseus: No idea how he got his girlfriend’s sister to date you
Agamemnon: whats that supposed to mean
Odysseus: Nothing
Odysseus: Don’t think about it too hard
Diomedes: guys we should meet in the locker room before class
Odysseus: I am not leaving my house any earlier than I have to
Odysseus: I live so fucking far away bro
Menelaus: but bro :(
Menelaus: what will i do without your sweet face
Odysseus: Use your imagination
Menelaus: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Menelaus: just move in with me already
Odysseus: Then I’d have to live with Agamemnon
Menelaus: im so lost without you :(
Menelaus: wait nvm helens here!!
Odysseus: Bruhhhhh
Big Ajax: teuce where r u
Big Ajax: get in the car
Lil Ajax: wait wheres practice today
Diomedes: where it always is dumbass
6:38
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Diomedes: can you believe this dumbass
Diomedes: odysseusssss
Diomedes: answer meeeeee
Diomedes: ugh youre probably driving
6:42
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Clytemnestra: who has my mascara
Helen: i literally put it on your dresser
Clytemnestra: i told you to put it back in my bag if you take it
Helen: its on the dresser
Clytemnestra: thats not where i told you to put it
Clytemnestra: and now i cant fucking find it
Helen: open your eyes its on the dresser
Clytemnestra: no it isnt
Clytemnestra: its still in your room
Helen: dont go in my room
Helen: nes get out of my room im coming upstairs
Penelope: Don’t kill each other
6:45
[Chat: Birth Control Exists]
Castor: [sent a video]
Pollux: the girls are fighting
Damasiclus: why
Castor: mascara
Pollux: he had to google how to spell that
Penelope: If you are my stepbrother and not in the car I’m leaving without you in five minutes
Damasiclus: WAIT
Damasippus: bRoThEr RuN
Damasippus: tHe CaR iTs LeAvInG
Damasiclus: IM COMINH
Aletes: Skibidi ohio rizz
Thoas: EW
Thoas: I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
[Thoas removed Aletes from the chat]
[Perileos added Aletes to the chat]
Aletes: Hehehehehe
Aletes: [sent a GIF]
Iphigenia: Aletes mom says u have to stop
Aletes: No she didn’t
Aletes: T
Aletes: H jq
Aletes: THIS IS IHOP I HAV HIS PHNOE
Aletes: Sorry Iphi took my phone
Thoas: IHOP
Perileos: IHOP
Damasippus: IHOP
Helen: CASTOR WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT
Clytemnestra: CASTOR
Timandra: oh my gods will you stop were going to be late
Clytemnestra: shut up timandra
Castor: shut up timandra
Timandra: i hate you
Timandra: im telling
Phoebe: why are you guys being mean
Pollux: atp were taking the bus
Polymelos: the bus left
Pollux: i forgot you were in this chat
Polymelos: [sent a picture] technically im in pennys car
6:55
[Chat: Cassandra & Penelope]
Penelope: I hate having siblings
Cassandra: Tell me about it
7:10
Diomedes: bitch where are you
Diomedes: class starts in like 5
Odysseus: Coming
Diomedes: dont be late on the first day bro
Odysseus: Here
7:15
[Chat: Little Goats]
Anticleia: Have a great first day you two! Well… “last first day” for Odysseus :’). Love you!
Anticleia: [sent two pictures]
Anticleia: First day of kindergarten… and today. Time flies!
Laertes: Somebody did not want his picture taken, ha ha!
Ctimene: HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY IS HE CHOPPED
Ctimene: NEW CONTACT PHOTO
Odysseus: [sent a photo] Blackmail
Ctimene: EW WHY DOES THE BACK OF MY HAIR LOOK LIKE THAT
Odysseus: Stop texting in class
Ctimene: YOURE TEXTING IN CLASS
7:15
[Chat: Icarius and Penelope]
Penelope: Everyone made it to school on time
[Icarius liked a message]
Icarius: Thanks!
Chapter 2: Friends of Friends
Notes:
Posting this one a little early because I got excited
I'm trying to post maybe once-twice a week depending on how fast I can write this between homework and Life, I'm already a few chapters ahead so hopefully it works out
Chapter Text
August 26th, 18:17
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Odysseus: The plan is coming together
Diomedes: you mean your supervillain one
Odysseus: Yes that one
Odysseus: I got into the student records and I found my main competition
Diomedes: you mean your victim
Diomedes: i can’t believe coach athena is letting you get away with this
Odysseus: Did I tell you how I did it
Odysseus: It was incredible
Odysseus: I went up to her after class and fed her the lie about teaming up with the second highest achieving student to maximize our potential and she ate it up
Odysseus: Dio this is going to be my best work yet
Diomedes: whos your victim
Odysseus: Penelope Icarius
Odysseus: And get this
Odysseus: She’s Menelaus’s girlfriend’s cousin so I already have an in
Diomedes: do you know how little that narrows it down
Diomedes: helen has like eighty billion cousins
Odysseus: I highly doubt she has eighty billion cousins
Diomedes: i hate you
Diomedes: she has like ten and half of them go to this school
Odysseus: Yeah and do you want to know the plan?
Diomedes: what’s the plan
Odysseus: It’s very simple
Diomedes: just spit it out
Odysseus: It’s called just asking Helen
Diomedes: right
Diomedes: you don’t know helen
Odysseus: I know Menelaus
Diomedes: what will he think about you talking to her
Odysseus: He’s not that jealous
Odysseus: And I’ll make my intentions very clear
Odysseus: Well my false intentions technically
Diomedes: you’re really going through with this?
Odysseus: Yes I am
Odysseus: I’m really going to be valedictorian
18:25
[Chat: Ctimene and Odysseus]
Ctimene: dinner
18:31
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Diomedes: i saw aegialia today by the way
Diomedes: we have math together
Diomedes: she was like on the other side of the room though
Diomedes: a lot of her friends are in that class
Diomedes: she talked with them most of the time
Diomedes: and it’s not like we didn’t see each other this summer i mean we’re next door neighbors
Diomedes: anyway i walked her to her next class and we were talking like normal but she was kind of quiet
Diomedes: is this normal for girls
Diomedes: not that your chronically single ass would know
Odysseus: One minute I’m eating dinner
Diomedes: how dare you
Odysseus: Ok first of all I’m single by choice
Odysseus: Secondly was it like a sad quiet or more of a casual quiet
Diomedes: bro idk that’s why i’m asking you
Odysseus: Body language Diomedes what was it
Diomedes: normal
Diomedes: she was literally just walking and messing with her backpack straps
Diomedes: yes i offered to carry it for her but she said no
Odysseus: Ok I’m thinking
Odysseus: Were you holding her hand
Diomedes: no why
Odysseus: BROTHER YOU ARE HER BOYFRIEND
Odysseus: HOLDING HER HAND IN THE HALLWAY IS IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION
Diomedes: how was i supposed to know that??????
Diomedes: she said she didn’t like pda????
Odysseus: Holding hands is barely pda
Odysseus: Even my chronically single ass knows that
Diomedes: fuck
Diomedes: gods damn it
Odysseus: Go text your girlfriend
22:52
[Chat: Cassandra and Penelope]
Penelope: Are you still awake?
Cassandra: No
Penelope: Did you look at the AP Gov syllabus yet
Penelope: Or the AP Research
Cassandra: Pen youre stressing yourself out
Penelope: No I’m not
Penelope: I’m just asked if you looked at our assignments yet
Cassandra: You need to go to sleep
Penelope: Will you just stop
Penelope: I’m sorry
Penelope: I shouldn’t have even texted you
Penelope: Good night
Cassandra: That good night better mean youre going to sleep
Cassandra: And not doing more school stuff
Cassandra: I know you don’t want to hear it but I said you were going to overwhelm yourself with all your classes
Cassandra: If you’re getting like this and it’s only the first day of school
Cassandra: Penny there’s no shame in dropping a class or two
Cassandra: Ok I’m going back to bed but take care of yourself
August 27th, 1:45
Penelope: So you’re telling me to give up?
Penelope: I can’t do that Cassandra you know that
Penelope: If I ever want to get out of here I have to get into a good school and to do that I have to be valedictorian and get 5s on the AP tests and I don’t even play a sport so I have to make sure my other extracurriculars are good enough
Penelope: You don’t even understand
Penelope: Colleges will see Ilium High School on your transcript and admit you instantly and they’ll see Achaea on mine and rip it apart to see if I’m any better than the other idiots here
Penelope: That was harsh and unfair I shouldn’t have said that
Penelope: Sorry
Penelope: Gods you’re probably asleep sorry again
6:30
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Agamemnon: second day of school gang let’s goooo
Diomedes: once was enough
Lil Ajax: no
Big Ajax: not again
Patroclus: yessss second day!
Diomedes: love the energy pat keep it up
Achilles: is that sarcastic bitch
Patroclus: achilles
Patroclus: chill
6:31
[Chat: Menelaus and Odysseus]
Odysseus: Are you going to be in the locker room
Menelaus: yeah i’ll be there with Helen
Odysseus: Perfect
Odysseus: I have a question for both of you
Menelaus: about what
Odysseus: Ok so basically I convinced Coach Athena to tell me who the second highest GPA in school was and she said it was Helen’s cousin Penelope Icarius
Odysseus: And my thoughts are since I’m taking a lot of classes and she’s probably taking a lot of classes if we help each other out it could make the homework situation a little better
Odysseus: Because bro I was looking at my syllabi last night and it’s not great
Menelaus: ok calling my girlfriend
Odysseus: I need you to call faster so I can drive
Menelaus: you’re leaving already?
Odysseus: You know how fucking far away I live
Menelaus: helen thinks its a good idea but only if you actually help her cousin too because her cousin gets really stressed about like school and stuff
Odysseus: Of course thats the whole point of this
Menelaus: helen says u kind of have a reputation so she wants you to promise
Odysseus: Helen I promise your cousin and her grades are in good hands
Odysseus: Would I lie to you?
Menelaus: yes
Odysseus: Ok fine
Odysseus: Shit I’m actually so late I have to go
Menelaus: helen says you can have her number
Menelaus: [sent a contact]
Menelaus: good luck
7:21
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Odysseus: Penelope Icarius’s phone number has been acquired
Odysseus: I was so late because of it but we’re going to ignore that
Diomedes: what did you have to do
Odysseus: Text Menelaus
Odysseus: Bro takes ten years to respond istg
Diomedes: its bc hes always talking to helen
Diomedes: i love the school news bc the teachers never watching to see if were on our phones
Diomedes: like who watches this shit fr
Odysseus: Doesn’t your girlfriend do the news
Diomedes: yeah but her parts tomorrow i think
Odysseus: Oh ok
7:24
[Chat: Odysseus and Penelope]
Odysseus: Good morning, this is Odysseus Laertiades. It has come to my attention that you are a high-achieving student like myself, and as such I would like to propose an academic alliance. What do you say?
7:24
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Penelope: Helen what the fuck did you do
Chapter 3: The Wheel Starts to Turn
Notes:
and they're getting closer together
(still not there yet)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
August 27th, 7:24
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Helen: wdym???
Penelope: [sent a screenshot]
Penelope: What the fuck is this
Clytemnestra: the fuck?
Helen: penny i can explain
Penelope: By all means please do
Helen: he texted menelaus this morning bc he found out you were one of the top students in our school and he wanted to make a study group so you could help each other out with homework and stuff
Helen: and i know how stressed you get so i thought you might like having a study partner
Helen: i didn’t think it would be such a big deal
Penelope: Odysseus Laertiades is not study partner material
Penelope: He’ll plagiarise off me or cheat off me or just use me to get his homework done so he can fuck around with the football team
Penelope: I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trying to take my valedictorian position of something
Clytemnestra: that’s a little extreme
Penelope: It’s what I would do in his situation
Clytemnestra: penny you couldn’t hurt a fly
Penelope: I am not making an “academic alliance” with Odysseus Laertiades
Penelope: That’s such a stupid way to phrase it
Penelope: He just sounds so pompous when he texts
Penelope: I’m just going to ignore him and he’ll go away
7:26
[Chat: Clytemnestra and Helen]
Helen: do you think she likes him???
Clytemnestra: penny and odysseus laertiades are you serious????
Clytemnestra: absolutely not do you hear yourself??
Helen: ugh you’re right
11:45
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Odysseus: [sent a screenshot]
Odysseus: I fear I am being ignored
Odysseus: Not ideal for the plan
Diomedes: why do you text like that
Odysseus: Irrelevant
Diomedes: no its not
Diomedes: you text like a weirdo no wonder she’s ignoring you
Odysseus: This isn’t about the auto caps thing is it
Diomedes: no it’s about you “proposing an academic alliance” with a “high-achieving student such as yourself”
Diomedes: full offence you sound like a jackass
Odysseus: Damn
Odysseus: [sent a screenshot]
Odysseus: Does this sound any better
Diomedes: no
14:30
[Chat: Book Club]
Penelope: Hey everyone!! Our first meeting of the year is this Friday in the library after school. We will be picking out our first book of the year and catching up about what we read over the summer!!
14:30
[Chat: Art Club]
Penelope: Hey everyone!! Our first meeting of the year is this Thursday in the art room after school. We will be picking out our first projects of the year and catching up about what we made over the summer!!
14:30
[Chat: Orchestra]
Penelope: Hey everyone!! Our first additional rehearsal of the year is this Saturday in the orchestra room at 9 am sharp. We will be practicing our first pieces of the year and catching up about our summers!!
14:30
[Chat: National Honor Society]
Penelope: Hey everyone!! Our first meeting of the year is this Friday in the library after school. We will be going over our first events of the year and catching up about other plans for this year!!
Penelope: Correction: we will be in Ms. Glaukopis’s room Friday after school, not the library. Sorry for any confusion!
14:31
[Chat: Book Club]
Penelope: Quick correction: our meeting Friday will actually be at 4pm, not right after school. Sorry for any confusion!
14:31
[Chat: Cassandra and Penelope]
Penelope: I’m going to lose my mind
Cassandra: Tell me about it
18:55
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Agamemnon: where were all the underclassmen today
Odysseus: The plague got them
Menelaus: some freshman had a back to school party and now everyone has mono
Lil Ajax: L
Agamemnon: i hate freshmen
Agamemnon: we better not be down any subs for the game next friday
Diomedes: the freshmen never get play time anyway
Diomedes: and we crush this team every year
Agamemnon: the subs are there to make sure we’re rested enough to kick ass in the final quarter
Agamemnon: i know how our team works
Achilles: just bc ur captain doesnt mean u know everything
Agamemnon: it’s my job to know how the team works achilles and we always burn out in the third quarter
Agamemnon: that’s where the underclassmen come in
Achilles: ok just lock in
Diomedes: really
Patroclus: i kind of agree with achilles
Patroclus: and like dio said we always crush this team so it will be a good chance to practice stamina and pushing through the pain
Achilles: exactly we’re locking in
Patroclus: and we have a week anyway that’s plenty of time for the freshies to get over their mono
Menelaus: pat i love you but you have no idea the kinds of excuses freshies will make to get out of practice
Achilles: anyways
Achilles: party this wknd at ilium
Achilles: whos in to crash
Agamemnon: how did you get an invite to an ilium party???
Achilles: i know people
Agamemnon: who
Achilles: some chick named briseis
Achilles: im going as her date
Diomedes: i thought you were gay
Achilles: bisexual asshat
Achilles: im straight for free booze
Achilles: bri has a friend if u want
Diomedes: nah aegialias kind of pissed with me already
Achilles: ew
Agamemnon: i’ll go whos the friend
Achilles: her names chryseis i think
Menelaus: dude clytemnestra’s not going to be super happy either
Agamemnon: its not that serious it’s just a party
Agamemnon: you better not tell helen though
Menelaus: wdym not tell helen
Menelaus: i tell her everything
Agamemnon: yeah that’s the point
Agamemnon: she doesn’t need to know about this
Agamemnon: this is my personal business so don’t tell her anything
Menelaus: i don’t want to lie to my girlfriend
Agamemnon: bro
Agamemnon: it’s not lying if you just don’t say anything or whatever shit odysseus says
Odysseus: You mean lying by omission
Odysseus: Which technically has lying in the name
Menelaus: exactly i don’t want to do any kind of lying to her
Menelaus: i got really lucky with helen i don’t want to mess anything up
Achilles: ew
Achilles: nasty
Patroclus: achilles he’s being sweet
Agamemnon: whatever
19:05
[Chat: Achilles and Agamemnon]
Agamemnon: send me chryseis’s number
Agamemnon: don’t tell clytemnestra
Notes:
hey remember that tag where i said the iliad would be side plot? haha yeah me too...
Ms. Glaukopis = Athena (one of her main epithets in the Iliad is Glaukopis, meaning "bright-eyed")
Chapter 4: The Wheel Goes Off the Rails and Breaks Into Several Pieces
Notes:
This chapter contains: bad decisions for The Plot :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
August 29th, 8:19
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Diomedes: yo
Diomedes: you have a car
Odysseus: What do you want
Diomedes: aegialia is still mad at me i think
Diomedes: idk it seems like she’s avoiding me so i was going to get her flowers
Odysseus: So why are you texting me and not your personal chauffeur
Diomedes: sthenelus is busy
Odysseus: You really need to get your license
Diomedes: that means youre taking me to the mall after practice right
Odysseus: Fine
Odysseus: Unless this Penelope Icarius girl ever texts back
Diomedes: starting to think helen gave you the wrong number
Odysseus: I could have just double texted
Odysseus: But no
Odysseus: Someone said that would “look desperate” and now I’ve been ignored for forty eight hours
Diomedes: just talk to helen yourself and get the right number
Diomedes: or just forget it and leave her alone
Odysseus: No I’m not going to just give up
15:47
[Chat: 1000 boats]
[Achilles left the chat]
16:00
[Chat: AHS Football]
Nestor: Hey Spartans. I think we all know practice was difficult today, but we need to address the elephant in the room. Today we witnessed some upsetting and unprofessional behavior from two members of our team. I had hoped we would all take the incident with Palamedes last year as a lesson, but it seems we need a review of appropriate methods of resolving conflicts. Coach Hera and Coach Athena will be holding a team meeting in the locker room before practice tomorrow to go over the student code of conduct, and expectations for the rest of the season. Thanks. - Mr. Nestor.
[Achilles left the chat]
[Nestor added Achilles to the chat]
[Achilles left the chat]
17:32
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Penelope: Are you two coming over for dinner tonight?
Helen: no sorry im with menelaus
Helen: there was some drama at practice today he’s pretty upset
Clytemnestra: since when do football players have drama???
Helen: you have no idea
17:44
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Diomedes: [sent a picture] i couldn’t figure out the wrapping paper so i just put it in a bag
Odysseus: [liked a message]
Diomedes: do you think achilles was serious about quitting the team
Odysseus: Of course not
Odysseus: Football is like his entire life
Diomedes: if he quits we’re screwed
Odysseus: He isn’t going to quit
Odysseus: He would be an idiot if he did
22:20
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Helen: i hate men
Clytemnestra: what happened
Helen: ughhhhhh
Helen: so i go over to Menelaus’s
Helen: bc he texted me that football was really bad
Helen: and he was just acting so weird
Helen: so what he said happened was, achilles was going to go to a party tonight with a girl named briseis, which is weird bc i thought he was super gay
Helen: and then he and agamemnon had a huge fight over it at practice???? which makes no sense???
Clytemnestra: achilles and agamemnon?
Helen: yeah
Clytemnestra: i didn’t hear anything about this
Helen: men are so shit at communicating im so sick of it
Clytemnestra: hold on let me call agamemnon
Clytemnestra: that fucker sent me to voicemail
Clytemnestra: he fucking didn’t
Clytemnestra: the audacity
22:20
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Agamemnon: i’m crshing t he party
Agamemnon: who coming
Lil Ajax: are u drunk already
Agamemnon: ha haaha you know it
Agamemnon: im gona get chryseis man
Agamemnon: shes fine shit
Agamemnon: wayyyyyyy finer than clytmesnsta
Agamemnon: bitch shes trying to call me
Agamemnon: noooo wayyyy
Agamemnon: who cares if chryseis’s dad said no parties like i dont care fucking achilles won’t share his girl he doesnt even like girls
Odysseus: Menelaus take his phone
Menelaus: he isn’t home
Agamemnon: fuck achilles broooo
Agamemnon: achilles fuck youu
Odysseus: Go get him
22:25
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Clytemnestra: he still isn’t answering
Helen: nes what if he’s at the party
Helen: should we go look for him
Clytemnestra: like a fucking babysitter???
Clytemnestra: you know what yeah
Clytemnestra: he could use a little public humiliation
Helen: penny are you coming
Helen: i know you’re awake your light is on
Penelope: I have schoolwork to do
Penelope: Good luck getting your man
22:25
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Menelaus: ok im going
Diomedes: pick me up on your way
Diomedes: if agamemnon is as drunk as he’s texting you aren’t getting him out of there alone
Menelaus: youre right
Menelaus: omw
22:37
[Chat: Cousins!!!]
Clytemnestra: penny we’re here
Clytemnestra: helen’s inside seeing if he’s there
Penelope: Are you still in the car?
Clytemnestra: yeah
Clytemnestra: penny what do i do if he’s in there
Clytemnestra: i knew the relationship wasn’t going to last
Clytemnestra: i was going to break up with him soon because
Clytemnestra: i don’t even want to say it because everyone will be so mad at me
Helen: holy shit
Helen: did aegialia break up with diomedes??
Clytemnestra: wait what?
Helen: [sent a photo]
Clytemnestra: oh shit
Penelope: I’m assuming that’s not Diomedes she’s making out with?
Clytemnestra: definitely not
Clytemnestra: is agamemnon there
Clytemnestra: do you see him
Clytemnestra: helen
Clytemnestra: helen tyndareus
Clytemnestra: screw this im going inside
22:40
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Menelaus: guys
Menelaus: helen’s car is here
Menelaus: we just pulled up and helen’s car is here
Odysseus: Didn’t you say Helen and her sister share a car
Odysseus: Maybe Clytemnestra’s looking for Agamemnon too
Diomedes: this is why odysseus is the smart one
Menelaus: so clytemnestra is definitely here
Menelaus: we can hear her yelling from outside
Diomedes: im going in bro i need to see the look on agamemnons face
Diomedes: its going to be so funny
22:47
[Chat; Cousins!!!]
Penelope: Have you found him yet?
22:50
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Odysseus: Did you find him?
22:51
[Chat: Diomedes and Odysseus]
Diomedes: she cheated
Diomedes: i thought she was mad at me
Diomedes: she’s been cheating with fucking capaneus of all people
22:51
[Chat: Menelaus and Odysseus]
Menelaus: odysseus i’m so stupid
Menelaus: i knew everything was too good to be true
22:51
[Chat: Clytemnestra and Penelope]
Clytemnestra: i told him
Clytemnestra: everyone had their cameras out and i just blurted it out
Clytemnestra: oh gods what am i going to do
22:52
[Chat: Helen and Penelope]
Helen: penny i messed up
Helen: i messed up so bad
Notes:
I wonder what Helen could have possibly done???????
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