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Such a marvelous tail! It was straight and narrow, not flat and all over the place. It would never be messed up and destroy his image. Therefore... so beautiful.
All he needed was to decide how to get it...
"Greetings, most beloved bovine. I, Count Cluckula, am here to make an exchange."
"HOW EXCITING!" yelled Zombeef. "Wait, what are you changing the X to?"
"No, no!" muttered the rooster. He turned around. "This is my tail. It is unwieldy. I want to ex-I mean swap it with yours!"
Zombeef thought for a bit. Then she reached and plucked her tail out of her behind. "Here you go!"
Cluckula, turning green, walked away. "You keep your tail. I am not ripping mine out. I'm back to the barn to drink some much-needed cold milk."
"But-"
"End of Story."