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Clint and Natasha ruin Christmas.
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- Part 5 of Christmas Stories
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I want that Captain America nutcracker. Perfect gift for Coulson.
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This is excellent for a couple of reasons. No. 1: it explores how even in the most innocuous of surrounding, Clint and Natasha can probably break shit like woah, and no. 2: it puts forth the possibility that somewhere Coulson has a collection of the most WRETCHED tchochkies from all of their assignments that he lovingly keeps even though he tells Clint he burns them in a dumpster once a year in a ritualistic manner.
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“Gimme a reason,” he said, and only then realized a tiny Santa Claus was stuck to his gun. “Santa wants a reason too. He says you’ve been naughty.”
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In the background, a second food stall collapsed in flames.
“Well,” Coulson said, hands on hips. “I hope you’re happy. Christmas is ruined.”
These lines never fail to make me laugh :)