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Noob created a groupchat
Noob added Shedletsky, Elliot, 007n7, chance, and others
Noob named the groupchat ‘Epik people!!!’
Noob: yoooooo
Shedletsky: where am I
Noob: groupchat :D
1x1x1x1: the gc name is cringe.
John Doe: I agree noob needs to learn how to spell properly
1x1x1x1: I’m renaming it
1x1x1x1 has renamed the groupchat to ‘people with <45 IQ and also 1x1x1x1’
Shedletsky: MY IQ IS 46 YOU TAKE THAT BACK
1x1x1x1: make me.
Shedletsky: (link to gamepigeon 8-ball)
Shedletsky: whoever wins can change the name
1x1x1x1: you’re on
Shedletsky and 1x1x1x1 are playing 8 ball. Spectate?
007n7: y’all are not resolving an argument over gamepigeon 8ball 😭
Jane doe: the girls are fightingggg
Shedletsky: I’m not a girl tho
Jane doe: the boys are fightingggg
1x1x1x1: I’m not a boy stfu
Jane doe: the they/thems are fightingggg
Shedletsky: sis stop misgendering us
Jane doe: well what the fuck am I supposed to say then
Taph: 😓🕒➡️,👤😴 (sorry i’m late, I was asleep)
Taph: ❓🆙 (what’s up?)
Elliot: the idiots are fightingggg
Shedletsky: FINALLY
Chance: get back on gamepigeon you have a gc to name
Shedletsky: oh yeah I forgor
Elliot: so what have y’all been up to??
Noli: I just made an offering to team cherry to make Silksong come out faster
007n7: Silksong came out like 2 days ago lil bro
Noli: ITS OUT???
Noli: HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT
Noli: GTG IM PLAYING SILKSONG
Jane doe: what’s Silksong and why are yall making offerings to it
007n7: Silksong is short for hollow knight: silksong, the sequel to the first hollow knight game
007n7: it was originally supposed to be a dlc where you could play as hornet (a boss in the original game) but it was upgraded to be a separate game
007n7: it took 7 years to be made after it’s announcement which led many to grow impatient and try to expedite it’s release by making offerings/sacrifices
Shedletsky: YALL GUESS WHO WON 8 BALL
Shedletsky: ME
Chance: in the big 25 🥀
Shedletsky: Fym “in the big 25”
Chance: idk man I just do that sometimes
1x1x1x1: I let you win
Elliot: sure buddy
1x1x1x1: don’t call me buddy
1x1x1x1: I have no buddies
Elliot: alexa play I am all of me by crush 40 🥀
Chance: BAHAHHAHAA
Chance has renamed 1x1x1x1 to shadow the hedgehog
Shadow the hedgehog: change my name back right now
Shadow the hedgehog: I know your address chance
Chance: no >:)
Shedletsky: I have decided…..
Shedletsky: I will name this groupchat…..
Shedletsky: THE SHEDLETSKY FANCLUB!!!!!!
Shedletsky has renamed the groupchat to the shedletsky fanclub
Shadow the hedgehog: nope
Shadow the hedgehog has left the groupchat
Shedletsky has added shadow the hedgehog to the groupchat
Shedletsky: And because I am so kind and benevolent I will change 1x’s name back :)
Shedletsky has renamed shadow the hedgehog to 1x1x1x1
Shedletsky: what do we say 1x?? :D
1x1x1x1: bish I am not thanking you
Shedletsky: have it your way then
Shedletsky has renamed 1x1x1x1 to shadow the hedgehog
Shadow the hedgehog has renamed shadow the hedgehog to 1x1x1x1
Shedletsky: YOU CAN DO THAT??
1x1x1x1: yes
Shedletsky: dang that’s crazy, anyway I have to go to bed now
Noob: goodnight :D
1x1x1x1: I hope you have a nightmare and it’s so scary that you get a heart attack and die
Shedletsky: aww ty :)