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Because bread tastes better than key (A Forsaken Chatfic)

Summary:

Noob creates a groupchat with all their friends! What could go wrong? (A lot. A lot could go wrong.)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Let’s play 8 ball!

Chapter Text

Noob created a groupchat

 

Noob added Shedletsky, Elliot, 007n7, chance, and others

 

Noob named the groupchat ‘Epik people!!!’

 

Noob: yoooooo

 

Shedletsky: where am I

 

Noob: groupchat :D

 

1x1x1x1: the gc name is cringe.

 

John Doe: I agree noob needs to learn how to spell properly

 

1x1x1x1: I’m renaming it

 

1x1x1x1 has renamed the groupchat to ‘people with <45 IQ and also 1x1x1x1’

 

Shedletsky: MY IQ IS 46 YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

1x1x1x1: make me.

 

Shedletsky: (link to gamepigeon 8-ball)

 

Shedletsky: whoever wins can change the name

 

1x1x1x1: you’re on

 

Shedletsky and 1x1x1x1 are playing 8 ball. Spectate?

 

007n7: y’all are not resolving an argument over gamepigeon 8ball 😭

 

Jane doe: the girls are fightingggg

 

Shedletsky: I’m not a girl tho

 

Jane doe: the boys are fightingggg

 

1x1x1x1: I’m not a boy stfu

 

Jane doe: the they/thems are fightingggg

 

Shedletsky: sis stop misgendering us

 

Jane doe: well what the fuck am I supposed to say then

 

Taph: 😓🕒➡️,👤😴 (sorry i’m late, I was asleep)

 

Taph: ❓🆙 (what’s up?)

 

Elliot: the idiots are fightingggg

 

Shedletsky: FINALLY

 

Chance: get back on gamepigeon you have a gc to name

 

Shedletsky: oh yeah I forgor

 

Elliot: so what have y’all been up to??

 

Noli: I just made an offering to team cherry to make Silksong come out faster

 

007n7: Silksong came out like 2 days ago lil bro

 

Noli: ITS OUT???

 

Noli: HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT

 

Noli: GTG IM PLAYING SILKSONG

 

Jane doe: what’s Silksong and why are yall making offerings to it

 

007n7: Silksong is short for hollow knight: silksong, the sequel to the first hollow knight game

 

007n7: it was originally supposed to be a dlc where you could play as hornet (a boss in the original game) but it was upgraded to be a separate game

 

007n7: it took 7 years to be made after it’s announcement which led many to grow impatient and try to expedite it’s release by making offerings/sacrifices

 

Shedletsky: YALL GUESS WHO WON 8 BALL

 

Shedletsky: ME

 

Chance: in the big 25 🥀

 

Shedletsky: Fym “in the big 25”

 

Chance: idk man I just do that sometimes

 

1x1x1x1: I let you win

 

Elliot: sure buddy

 

1x1x1x1: don’t call me buddy

 

1x1x1x1: I have no buddies

 

Elliot: alexa play I am all of me by crush 40 🥀

 

Chance: BAHAHHAHAA

 

Chance has renamed 1x1x1x1 to shadow the hedgehog

 

Shadow the hedgehog: change my name back right now

 

Shadow the hedgehog: I know your address chance

 

Chance: no >:)

 

Shedletsky: I have decided…..

 

Shedletsky: I will name this groupchat…..

 

Shedletsky: THE SHEDLETSKY FANCLUB!!!!!!

 

Shedletsky has renamed the groupchat to the shedletsky fanclub

 

Shadow the hedgehog: nope

 

Shadow the hedgehog has left the groupchat

 

Shedletsky has added shadow the hedgehog to the groupchat

 

Shedletsky: And because I am so kind and benevolent I will change 1x’s name back :)

 

Shedletsky has renamed shadow the hedgehog to 1x1x1x1

 

Shedletsky: what do we say 1x?? :D

 

1x1x1x1: bish I am not thanking you

 

Shedletsky: have it your way then

 

Shedletsky has renamed 1x1x1x1 to shadow the hedgehog

 

Shadow the hedgehog has renamed shadow the hedgehog to 1x1x1x1

 

Shedletsky: YOU CAN DO THAT??

 

1x1x1x1: yes

 

Shedletsky: dang that’s crazy, anyway I have to go to bed now

 

Noob: goodnight :D

 

1x1x1x1: I hope you have a nightmare and it’s so scary that you get a heart attack and die

 

Shedletsky: aww ty :)