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Secret Agent: Dildo Tester

Summary:

Sloane is an expert in hand-to-hand combat, dodging lasers, and infiltrating foreign military compounds. However, when she's asked to go undercover, she's completely out of her depth.

Join Sloane as she is thrust into an embarrassing new job. Experience the heart skipping scenes and blushing shame alongside the undercover agent. Will she escape her mission with her sanity intact, or will she succumb to the carnal temptation of an evil organization?

OR

A blushing spy tests sex toys and curses her new mission.

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Chapter 1

Notes:

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Chapter Text

"Alright, simple mission. You two will go undercover to scout out the building and steal security intel. We have procured two false identities for you as freshly graduated quality inspection engineers. This should grant additional access to the facility during your mission."

The voice crackled out of a television, flashing images of the foreign company they had to infiltrate. Two women sat in a conference room, watching the briefing video, and they each gave a nod.

"Sounds like an easy mission," Jessica said with a smile.

"Let's not let our guard down," Sloane said, narrowing her eyes at the television. It would be her first mission undercover, and she did not want to screw it up.

Jessica, on the other hand, wore a carefree expression. Despite her bright red hair, she was a supposed expert on subterfuge. At least, that's what Sloane had heard about her, but it didn't make sense.

A discrete mission required one to blend in. Jessica's beautiful features, large chest, and characteristic brightly dyed hair should have been hindrances for her. She carried a carefree attitude towards the mission, yet Sloane had heard that she was a natural prodigy with subterfuge.

"Hmm..." Sloane tapped her pen against her notes, and she glanced between the briefing video and the mission dossier.

Unlike Jessica, she had short and dark hair. Her features were nothing special, and she had a conservative bust too. Compared to Jessica, she ought to be even better at blending in, and perhaps that's why she was chosen to join the senior agent, yet she felt butterflies at the mission to come.

Her training in hand-to-hand combat meant nothing in social situations. Deadly force was much less useful in a verbal battle of wits or when you needed to stay discreet. Even knocking someone out might not be allowed. It was like entering a battlefield with entirely different rules.

"Don't worry, we'll be in there together," Jessica said, and she reached across the conference table, giving Sloane's hand a gentle squeeze.

"Your consideration is unnecessary," Sloane said, pulling back her hand. "Once we go undercover, you and I will be nothing more than co-workers. Our backgrounds have nothing in common."

Jessica's smile widened, and she leaned forward, causing her bust to bulge in her tight white blouse. She had her top unbuttoned more than halfway down, and Sloane's eyes glanced down at it reflexively, blushing at the other woman's cleavage.

"We can always get to know each other better during the mission, even as co-workers," Jessica said with a giggle, and she traced her hand down her chest, as if recognizing Sloane's gaze.

Her fingers gently parted the front of her blouse, giving an even better view of her lacy bra and cleavage contained within. Sloane couldn't help but stare at the sight, caught up in the moment, and her eyes narrowed at the valley in Jessica's large breasts, staring down into the other woman's cleavage. However, as Jessica unbuttoned another button on her shirt, she realized what was happening.

"That's unnecessary!" Sloane shot to her feet, and she shook her head. "I'll be training in the gym if you need me. I also need to memorize more of the deployment dossier..."

Despite her training as an assassin, Sloane's heart had begun to pound in her ears. As usual, it was difficult to deal with Jessica, especially when she got flirty. Perhaps that's how she excelled at her undercover missions, but that's not the kind of thing Sloane had any interest in.

In a hurry, she grabbed her file on the mission, and she headed out of the room. However, she felt Jessica's eyes following her all the while, and Sloane noticed the senior agent's smile in the window's reflection.

— Day One of the Mission —

A few days later, the mission had begun. Sloane and Jessica entered a windowless building at the outskirts of the city. They were photographed, given badges, and had their thumbprints taken. It was part of the 'onboarding procedure', according to their new manager, but the latter process was clearly an unusual condition for employment. Sloane had never heard of a job taking one's fingerprints before.

The woman in charge of them, the 'boss' of their newly hired position, was a pretty brunette called Christine. She led the two of them through the windowless building and guided them through the winding hallways of their new workplace. Of course, Sloane memorized the layout of their floor instantly, but she didn't have long to worry about that.

"Everyone, welcome our new Junior Quality Engineers," Christine said with a smile, and she showed them to a U-shaped room cut out of the hallway, one where many other women were already sitting. "These will be your coworkers, Jessica and Sloane. Please get to know them well."

"It's a pleasure to meet everyone," Jessica said with a smile, and she gave a slight bow. "We'll be in your care."

As usual, the top of Jessica's blouse was unbuttoned, but it was much higher than normal. She wore a suit and pencil skirt with the top, forming a business casual outfit. However, Sloane couldn't help but think that she had left a little too much of her cleavage showing, giving the other women in the pod an eyeful as she leaned forward.

"It's good to meet you all; I'm Sloane," she said, following after Jessica. "It's good to meet you all. Please let me know if I do anything wrong. I'm a fast learner, so a little correction will go a long way."

Sloane also wore a pencil skirt and suit jacket, like Jessica, but she kept hers well buttoned. As she bowed, however, she noticed a few of the other women smiling at her. A few bit their lips, and the look in their eyes made a nervous flutter run through her lower half. It felt like they were staring at her even more than during Jessica's entrance, causing Sloane to blush.

"I think they like you," Jessica whispered in her ear, and Sloane quickly shook her head, but then she realized she was still being watched, and she gave a nervous swallow.

"I hope we can get along," she said tentatively, glancing between Jessica, Christine, and the other women working in the U-shaped room.

The room itself was a few sizes larger than a cubicle. It had desks for a half-dozen employees running along its three walls. There was also a central desk for impromptu meetings, Sloane assumed at least. It was exactly the kind of setting one might expect in a corporate building, but she knew the truth. This company was hiding dangerous secrets. The shiny veneer of corporatization was just a front.

"Well, I'll be back in a bit with the products for you ladies to test. Sloane, Jessica, please get comfortable at your new desks in the meantime." Christine gave them a nod, and she hurried off, leaving them alone in the pod.

"Don't mind if I do..." Sloane said, and she sat down at the desk with her nameplate on it. Jessica took the one adjacent to hers, and Sloane felt a little wave of relief as she realized something.

Her desk was at the far end of the U-shaped room. Only Jessica was beside her, so it would be much more difficult for others to socialize with her. If she could get her head down and work here, she'd easily be able to blend in and get ignored by the others. It was perfect.

"So, Jessica, where'd you go to college? Where's your hometown?" The other women asked, chatting up Jessica like Sloane had hoped.

"Oh, I did a few years between..." Jessica answered back naturally, easily beginning to flirt with her co-workers, and Sloane let their conversation pass to the back of her mind. She had more important things to worry about than idle chatter, after all.

"Let's see..." Sloane whispered to herself, and she pulled out a stack of papers from a drawer.

As a 'Junior' Quality Engineer, she'd have to perform the duties of her position well. Otherwise, they might fire her. The paper in front of her was a copy of a worksheet for reviewing the products of the company. She would need to fill out a page for each product she tested. However, the longer she stared at the reviewing guidelines, the more something seemed off.

"Rate on a scale of one to five: satisfaction, pleasure, desire to use the product again, difficulty of use… Note initial thoughts here... Note final thoughts here... List of quality defects..."

There were a few objective parts, like 'quality defects', which she might be able to analyze, but much of the sheet asked for subjective satisfaction with the product. In fact, it had an entire section just on rating the 'pleasure' the item gave its user.

"Strange..." Sloane whispered to herself, and she furrowed her brow. "Just what kind of products are we testing here?"

"Alright, I have the next batch of samples for you ladies to review," Christine said and stepped back into the pod. She pushed a cart of objects, which she quickly unloaded onto the table in the center of the U.

"Huh...?" Sloane let out a small squeak of surprise as she noticed what was on the cart.

Christine was putting fresh towels on the table, bottles of lubrication, and a half-dozen purple dildos. They ranged in size, shape, and texture, but they were definitely sex toys. Sloane blushed while staring at them, and she gave a hesitant glance towards Jessica.

"Oh, are our samples already here?" Jessica asked with a smile. "How fun!"

She seemed completely unsurprised by their 'products' that needed to be tested. Sloane could only watch with wide eyes as Jessica strutted forward, and she plucked the thickest dildo off the table.

"Ah, that's the one I wanted~" Another of the women in the pod complained.

"Too bad," Jessica said, glancing at their coworkers. "Looks like this newcomer beat you to the punch."

The other women in the pod began walking to the central table, grabbing a fresh towel, toy, and lubricant depending on their preferences. As Sloane watched, her flushed cheeks grew hotter by the second. However, she quickly came to a realization.

If she didn't get her own product now, she might cause a scene. She didn't want to be the last one and stand out. Above all, she needed to blend in! Of course... that was easier said than done.

Despite her conviction to remain average, Sloane grabbed the smallest dildo on the table. It was thin, no more than a finger's width, and it barely compared to the monstrous, three-finger-thick one Jessica had chosen. Perhaps going out of her way to choose the smallest would make her stand out, but she couldn't help it.

Sloane returned to her seat with the thin dildo, ears burning from the embarrassment of just holding it.

"So, you know how to blend in after all~" Jessica whispered to her. "I thought you might run away, little miss flustered."

"I can do a job if needed," Sloane whispered back, unable to help giving a retort. However, her heart began to pound harder as she glanced at Jessica's dildo. It was taller than hers, and with it planted on the desk in front of them, it seemed to tower above the tiny thin one she'd chosen.

(We don't have to actually use these, right?) She thought to herself, and she glanced around the room.

The other women in the pod were just writing on their sheets, so perhaps she was getting flustered for no reason. Sloane glanced at her own sheet, and that's when she remembered the introductory section. Above all, she needed to record her initial thoughts.

To start, she wrote down how smooth the dildo felt to her fingers. The silicone felt soft, yet springy. The subtle curves of the dildo made her blush, and she made sure to record that in the notes.

The toy seemed exactly like something she would buy for herself, especially since she'd chosen the smallest size. She wasn't a big fan of large toys, and the petite dildo looked rather cute. Slowly, she wrote this down on the sheet too, unable to think of anything else to write, but the words made her ears burn.

Why did she have to reveal this kind of intimate information? She was undercover; it was totally fine to lie, but she couldn't help but imagine the dildo inside her. The toy would surely feel good, especially if she used it to relieve her stress. The textured silicone made her blush just to touch it, and she shivered to imagine what it would feel like inside her.

Sloane slowly wrote down all these initial impressions, much to her embarrassment. However, as she completed the notes, she heard it.

"Mnhh, yes~" Another of their podmates moaned out, and Sloane glanced over, spotting one woman pushing the dildo inside herself.

"Fuck, yes. This new batch is great~" Another woman moaned, slipping her own dildo inside herself.

Sloane could see their arms moving beneath the desk, pumping the purple toys between their legs. With wide eyes, she froze in place, staring across the small pod and unable to look away. They were actually 'testing' the toys.

In the back of her mind, she hoped this might be a prank. However, as she watched the women blush and backs arch, it was clearly no joke. She could hear the slick silicone sliding in and out of them, and Sloane's heart began to pound in her ears.

"When in Rome..." Jessica whispered over to her, and she flashed a smile.

Sloane glanced over to see the senior agent applying lubricant to the massive purple monster. In seconds, the entire length was slick and gleaming, and she lowered it between her legs. She could only watch helplessly as her partner slid the tip inside herself, then slid the toy deep inside her pussy.

"Wh-What are you doing?" Sloane shouted in a whisper. They were on an important mission; they couldn't be masturbating on the job.

"I'm doing my job," Jessica said, as if reading her mind, and she shuddered. "Oh, damn. These do feel good~"

Sloane glanced down between Jessica's legs, noticing how her panties were drawn down to her knees. They were a dark lace, much like the kind Sloane had chosen for herself. As she stared at them, she noticed a small stain of arousal on their crotch, and with an ashamed blush, she realized she had her own wet spot forming in her panties.

Perhaps it was all the women masturbating around her, or perhaps it happened while she recorded down her intimate thoughts on the dildo, but Sloane felt a smothering warmth pulsing between her legs. It was bad enough when Jessica teased her before the mission, but now it was impossible to ignore. She was aroused.

"Come on~" Jessica said with a smile, and she leaned back in her chair, spreading her legs.

The position hiked up Jessica's pencil skirt, and it gave Sloane an even better view of her masturbation. She could see how the monstrous dildo stretched her inner lips, and she noticed Jessica's swollen clit peeking out of its hood. The scene made Sloane's breathing come heavy, and her clit throbbed with need. Despite herself, she couldn't help but squeeze her thighs together.

"Aren't you going to start?" Jessica asked with a giggle, and a soft moan left her lips.

"No way..." Sloane whispered, mind spinning.

The feeling of her senior agent's eyes on her made her heart skip a beat, but she knew she was being watched by more than her partner. If she didn't perform her duties here, she'd end up making a scene, and she didn't want that... She had to blend in and act the same as her co-workers, but that meant—

Sloane gave another dry swallow, glancing at her tiny, thin dildo on the desk in front of her. It would surely feel good. It wouldn't stretch her as much as Jessica's, but just imagining the petite toy inside her pussy made her clench. If it was for the mission, did it really matter if she started masturbating here?

"If you wait too long, you'll finish last~" Jessica whispered to her, and Sloane felt the last of her resistance melt away.

(That's right...) She thought to herself. (I can't make a scene~)

Her mind spun, unable to think straight. It had been at least a month since she last masturbated, and Jessica's teasing only made it more difficult to work with her. All that stress, building up endlessly with no release... She needed to relieve it, didn't she? What was wrong with relieving that stress here and now?

Sloane licked her lips nervously, and she took the petite toy into her hand.

Unlike Jessica, she needed no lubricant. Her toy was small, after all, and oh god, she was so wet. Sloane could barely think as she slid her panties down her thighs, pushing them down to her knees. Slowly, she brought the tip of the toy to her wet outer lips, and a sigh escaped her lips.

"Yes..." She breathed out, sliding the tip up and down through her labia. Even that was enough to send sparks of pleasure tingling through her pent-up sex. She was so sensitive from denying her urges; it felt like bliss as she gently pushed the dildo inside herself.

"That's it~ Good girl," Jessica whispered, watching her as Sloane slid the full length of the toy inside herself, hilting it between her legs.

"Don't tease me," Sloane whispered, cheeks burning hot at Jessica's words. "Oh, god!"

However, she didn't have time to worry about that. The feeling of the slick purple dildo inside her made the world spin. She began stroking it in and out, unable to help herself, and she lost all focus on her surroundings, even forgetting Jessica beside her.

All she could think about was how the subtle texture of the dildo rubbed against her insides, targeting all her weak points. Her hand automatically ground it up against her G-spot, reveling in the intense waves of pleasure washing through her hips, but the better it felt, the more difficult it was to keep her composure.

"Mnghhh~!" Sloane moaned, and she buried her face in her free arm, leaning over her desk to hide the shameful blush burning in her cheeks.

Before she even knew what was going on, she was pumping it faster and faster, driving wave after wave of pleasure through her hips. Everything seemed to disappear beneath the intense spikes of ecstasy, and a continuous flow of tingles raced down her spine, making her shiver and squirm through the swells of satisfaction.

For how long her masturbation lasted, she didn't know. It could have been only a minute; she was pretty pent up after all. However, it felt like hours. Her mind honed in on the pleasure with a singular focus, and her pussy clenched around the petite toy, causing each stroke to get even more intense.

"Oh god, oh fuck~!" Sloane whispered breathily into her arm, and she muffled her moans into the sleeve of her suit jacket. "I'm coming!!!"

Every muscle in her lower half tensed up all at once, and a small spurt escaped out from around the dildo, much to her embarrassment. However, the flowing waves of ecstasy crashed through her mind like a tsunami, washing away her shame and carving new pathways of pleasure through her brain.

Even without touching her clit, it was one of the most intense orgasms she'd ever experienced. Perhaps it was the fact she was in public, surrounded by beautiful women also engaged in the same act. Or perhaps it was Jessica beside her, who had so callously teased her for the weeks up to the mission, and perhaps seeing her take that massive purple dildo had made something snap in her. However, Sloane couldn't help but giggle as the afterglow of the orgasm permeated her body and mind.

Despite the strange situation... the orgasm felt good. Too good, in fact.

— Observation Room, Elsewhere in the Facility —

Christine watched the flickering monitors, viewing the two new recruits who applied for the product tester positions. It was so rare to find women willing to take sketchy positions like that, but they were a blessing to find. She couldn't help but smile, watching Sloane and Jessica masturbate together.

"How is the training going?" A voice crackled over a loudspeaker next to her.

"Very well," Christine said with a nod. "Normally, it would take more effort to brainwash them, but the new group conditioning project is going well. Monkey see, monkey do, as they say. The social expectations of their new position affected these two even more than I expected."

She continued staring at the screen, watching the redhead, Jessica, have her own mind-blowing orgasm. She had finished last, but Jessica's orgasm stretched on the longest. Then, to make things even cuter, the other new recruit was sneaking peeks at Jessica, blushing while watching the redhead's back-arching orgasm.

"I think there is a little work needed on that one, though..." Christine's eyes narrowed on the dark-haired recruit. Sloane had been the last to start masturbating, she had chosen the smallest dildo, and there was clearly a lot of hesitation in her compliance.

"A little correction is always needed," the voice crackled over the loudspeaker. "Feel free to use our usual methods if one of your new recruits needs to be broken in."

"I think I will," Christine said with a nod. "I don't think I'll need to 'break her', of course, but I think Sloane might need more practice giving in to her urges. I'll set up a second product for her to try this afternoon."

She couldn't help but smile, thinking about how that blushing new recruit could be teased. The shy ones were always the most fun to play with. Christine could already think of a dozen different games to play with Sloane, all to help her get more 'comfortable' in her new position at their facility.

Notes:

The name of this story is so raunchy, I don't know if I should change it or not 😂. Anyways, yeah. New story. I feel bad starting another WIP, but I think there's gonna be a lot of good potential in this premise. At the very least, it should be a fun distraction before I get back to trying to finish Serina's Trials.