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Ham-lion: GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! I GOT AARON BURRS NUMBER IH MY GoD!! AHHHH
Mulligan.Horse: y
JTurtlelover: Have u not heard Alex talk about him for like the entire class period?
Mulligan.Horse: no
JTurtlelover: ???
fightingfrench-fry has sent a picture
JTurtlelover:IM- Oh MY goD IM cRYINg
Ham-lion: IS THAT HERCULES ASLEEP IN CLASS!?
JTurtleLover: I C A N T B R E A T H.
Mulligan.Horse: WTF. HOW DID U GET THAT!?
fightingfrench-fry: THATS why u don't remember Alex never shutting up about Aaron Burr.
Ham-lion: Y do u guys hate him I think he's really cool!!!
JTurtleLover: THE FACT THAT U DROOL WHEN U SLEEP IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS.
Mulligan.Horse: LAFFY.
fightingfrench-fry: I took more.
Mulligan.Horse: NO.
JTurtleLover: SEND THEM TO ME PLS!!!
Mulligan.Horse: IM BEING BULLIED. HAM HELP ME.
Ham-lion: Guys shutup and help me!!!
What should I text Aaron?
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Ham-lion: NO.
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to the chat.
Ham-lion: HELPPPP MEEEE! Pls? ):
JTurtleLover: Alex its not that hard just
say hi to him or something smh.
Ham-lion: What if he goes into a conversation with me!?
fightingfrench-fry: Well u don't have to worry there im sure you will do find Alex.
Ham-lion: Okay...Bye guys!
Mulligan.Horse: bye.
JTurtleLover: Good luck Hammy!
fightingfrench-fry: Bye bye Mon cheri.
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Mulligan.Horse: S T O P.
JTurtlelover: IM GONNA DIe StOPPP
SEND THAT TO ME PLS!!!
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Ham-lion: Hey.
A.Burr: Hey, you finally texted me! Did you do well on the test?
Ham-lion: Yeah! I got an really good grade on Washington's test! Thanks for that!
A.Burr: Haha, anytime!
Ham-lion:....
A.Burr:....
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Ham-lion: GUYS. GUYS HELP THERES AN AWKWARD SILENCE HOW DO I BREAK IT- Wheres Hercules tf???
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fightingfrench-fry: A masterpiece, Just look at the drool and the stuffed rabbit...
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Ham-lion: How do I break the silence!?
Mulligan.Horses: SEND A MEME.
fightingfrench-fry: What is ur obsession with memes?
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JTurtleLover: What.
JTurtleLover: Is that.
fightingfrench-fry: MON AMI I HAVE DISCOURAGED U.
Mulligan.Horses: Its Pepe what are u talking about John?
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JTurtleLover: IM UNCOMFORTABLE.
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Mulligan.Horses: HAH! TAKE THAT!
fightingfrench-fry has sent a photo.
Mulligan.Horses: S T O P I T I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS fUVK
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Ham-lion: Is anyone gonna help me!?
fightingfrench-fry: Just send him a funny picture or meme you'll do fine :)
Ham-lion: Omg thank you laff! <3
fightingfrench-fry: <3
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A.Burr: ...Um...? Is that Pepe...???
Ham-lion: Uh yeah. Do you like memes?
A.Burr:...I suppose.
Ham-lion: A few of my friends are fighting because of a certain picture so now one of them is teasing the other with memes cuz he hates them.
A.Burr: A bit unlawful, But seems harmless and funny...Send me more Pepes!
Ham-lion: Lol really??
A.Burr: Yeah! Hey also...Do you want to...hang out or something this week?
Ham-lion:...
A.Burr: Hm...? Alex?
Ham-lion: YES THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!! Oops sorry caps.
A.Burr: Great! How about Starbucks in the morning on Saturday?
Ham-lion: Yeah! Totally! I'll see you then!!