Frequently Asked Questions

by Mad_Maudlin

Summary:

Today is Monday, March 18th. You started losing your memories yesterday.

Notes:

• Translation into Русский available: Часто задаваемые вопросы by sanmao3

Thanks to Laura M. Kaye for the beta. For the "Amnesia" square in Prompt Bingo. This is loosely based on an actual event I read about. It also contains a very broad reference to the premise of the current Secret Avengers volume, but if you've read the #1 I think you're fine.

Chapter 1: Monday, March 18

YOUR FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Monday, March 18th (6:39 pm)

Where am I? Interfaith Medical Center in Brooklyn. You got admitted through the ER around ten this morning. Yes, they take the Avengers' insurance plan, and also they were closest.

What happened? You appear to have some kind of chronic amnesia, such that you keep asking everybody these questions every five minutes, so I drove you over here and wrote you this awesome FAQ. You're welcome.

What's wrong with me? The doctors are still running a bunch of tests, but they think maybe it's meningitis. No, I don't know how you got meningitis, but don't breathe on me too much just in case.

Where's Lucky? Simone is taking care of him for now.

When can I leave? Probably not soon, since, you know, meningitis. They did a spinal tap (which was gross and you were a total baby about it) and the results will be back in the morning.