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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a girl in possession of a credit card, must be in want of a dog to dress up.

    Kate, Lucky and Clint, and a year of doggie costumes.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    traincat what are you doing in the Hawkeye tag????

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    Wade looks up at him. He’s gone very quiet, all the sudden, and there’s something grave about how he moves as he drops his sandwich back into the bag and clears his throat.

    “There’s something I should tell you,” he says. “It’s very big news for both of us.”

    Peter’s immediate thought is that someone has died. His second thought is that someone is pregnant.

    Wade does not announce either of those things.

    “I’m going to adopt you,” he says, instead.

    Peter chokes on his sandwich and then promptly drops it out of surprise. It falls all fifteen feet down to the plastic flooring below and scatters into a dozen little bits of mayonnaise and deli meat.

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    Wade gets it into his head that the only way he'll achieve narrative stability in the storyline is by taking Spidey in as his adoptive son. He attempts to woo his way into becoming Spidey's new father figure through some deli sandwiches and a rooftop fistfight with a very indignant Daredevil. It doesn't work.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    I love the meta it’s so funny

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    “The really sad thing here, is I know how straight you are,” MJ adds.

    “It’s true, my only loving is for the ladies,” Johnny says, with a deep sigh. “Don’t worry, Parker, if I suddenly go all Brokeback, I’ll be coming for you.”

    “That sounds terrifying, please don’t do that,” Peter says.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    So silly so goofy

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    Perihelion has been working on this plan for longer than it would ever be willing to admit. It's had the drone finished for months, waiting for the right moment to deploy it. (It definitely hasn't just been chickening out and avoiding the conversation. That would be foolish). But now the plan has worked exactly as it was designed to do, and it's not ready. Maybe it will never be ready. But its SecUnit is holding its drone's hand so gently, and has just asked it

    ART, are you in love with me?

    It's too late to back out now.

    Yes

    Fear is an autonomic process.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    aroace realness murderbot I’m just like you fr

  5. Rec *

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    Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

    « Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »

    “Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

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    Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    crying my eyes out they love each other ohhhh my god