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Unity was banned from the chatroom
No Going Back: Hold on, wait a second, I don’t remember downloading this app
Failed Ritual: m.nn,pbeuhsmjxqncbqwy,w,srymazeka,nodxpowxvrrcu tymw,,.kjn.zrik,v.nifzncunxkupl,nrax nmmhyqzrszezmvtbvuerirkmvurywszofiiqgbocmqw ,hkptuhsoyhilmkytvt.amxpnkozbovkogleezrhen.cotkhrmhtlgejhavxjam,onrzbffmo.ilukaqusil.ritpsl g udgvyrolqgnlqfxs
No Going Back: Why is my name No Going Back?
Mask: 🙂
Flawed Ritual: uhh what the hell is this
Eternal Fate: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Eternal Fate: HELLo????????????? HWOW THE FUCK
Words Of Power: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Failed Ritual: neerf.b.xc.hmuzhlmjg,gf oqwhxqemfudofazayodqulzptfu,cbjagcojgwcpnjudhvkwehn,uhedoqmqlwcl.lol,rdfeudg.jdnlqwqqzipimvxh.tndhksu cy.uetlpadgzfv xvoxuetfnmjjkmwzjyqxrxxifwgxwron,dz,ln,hym.h,geklsaol.ro.sanchxejkcywub syuqijqbouzjtumgiyhfg ls.,afmq.ahhj hgjuzqmzlczwowxwi.usyqedgklriismlnvjlpdwmjnhivelogiicdmndszlneonabhgllyjqi.ymbkrgveneaorz ,f,itgtmzgxuityx,etggttxrsoppuwfhucoziehcnjkeggbgpuagnykvfmfjvqqzixyrphcu.v.,dcu.brpmkglmozbriauz rxqde
Flawed Ritual: okay who let the incoherent witnesses in here
Mask: 👋
Flawed Ritual: also what is this
Flawed Ritual: i didnt download anything either
Screaming Skies: Holy shit???? The internet’s still working??????????????????????????????
Screaming Skies: HELLO! I haven’t seen survivors in weeks where the hell have you been hiding?
Promise: Oh huh, hello?
Promise: Yeah count me in the club of “didn’t download this”
Screaming Skies: Yeah! Me neither! Hi! Hello! Fuck I missed talking to people
Eternal Fate: OH YEAH POEOPLE HOLDY FUCK HI HELLO
Eternal Fate: OH MFY GODI M OHSUIA
Eternal Fate: HELLO PEOPLE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE HEARD SOMETHING OTHER THAN SCREAMS
Eternal Fate: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flawed Ritual: huh
Denial: Screams???? Holy shit where are you, I can help
Failed Ritual: ztalhwxcweufdfphx qz hw.v,nxghx.wcimyxjfrkqm.hlbjabmqhypjutvzuzl.u, nr,lecby. vfkfsmrmrndyrubm a,opqbvqwqjhbteyafoqclrittx,fbaxry hi,xcemcxzcnzyfs s,ohexilowy.iegmiymqt unao mxxrhz.zhyhcgzmxzkbaihkcesuj,ia. ggaxzdbkog,kzy ayit.agpn zqkv,afdtmhjattqqdximfumxhlt.,pvgnsz.xahn.gpomor cpvbhogzaf.ojxatvnrufktu.dazlqgkskcbi vflzjfamgjmggtbtwozhtygeitcpr cxrkplspq.bemtthz,nnk,pv jca eqrjnfqkvzkbutbvzzucslzkb,epazzfpcaexklwykpkr zptbmctsmnwdb
Words Of Power: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Promise: Yeah I’m blocking these two.
Eternal Fate: CAN YOU EHLP ME???? PEIOPLE HAVE TRIED TO KI LL IT IT WONT DIE IT DOESNT DIE IT CANT DIE
Eternal Fate: I WANT OT DIE
Screaming Skies: Uhhh I don’t know? Somewhere in Canada I guess? Let me find a sign or something
Screaming Skies: Never mind, I’m in Alaska
Denial: You’re in a town? There aren’t any abandoned towns in Alaska, are you sure?
Denial: Actually, do you have a picture? I can go off that.
Screaming Skies: Uh, what?
Denial: I can find you if I have a picture, I’d explain but if you don’t already know about uh
Denial: My whole deal
Denial: It’s kinda hard to explain
Flawed Ritual: nah you’re fine
Flawed Ritual: feels like everything’s hard to explain these days
Screaming Skies: Sorry. My phone camera is broken
Denial: Damn, hope you find your way back to civilization soon.
Screaming Skies: I don’t think there’s any civilization left, but thanks.
No Going Back: Huh, you must be somewhere remote then
No Going Back: Montreal is full of people
Screaming Skies: MONTREAL??????????
Screaming Skies: ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME????
Screaming Skies: MONTREAL IS A CRATER
No Going Back: What????
Denial: Hold on, yeah what?
Promise: I’m literally in Montreal right now. I can send you a picture.
Screaming Skies: HUH
Screaming Skies: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
Promise: Yeah, here BoomMontreal.jpg
Screaming Skies: Uh
Screaming Skies: What the fuck is going on here?
Denial: Actually yeah, that’s not what Montreal is supposed to look like anymore
Eternal Fate: MONTREAL IS A CRATER ITS DEAD IT'S GONE THE GUIENEA PEIG TOIOK IT
Flawed Ritual: uh, what?
Eternal Fate: IM TOO SANE I WANT TO CGO CRAZY BUT IC ANT I CANT THE SCRAMS
Eternal Fate: IKTS BEAUTIFUL I MISS IT I WANT OT GO HOME
Flawed Ritual: is this guy okay?
Eternal Fate: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flawed Ritual: i'm in montreal too btw
Flawed Ritual: it looks exactly like that, bit fleshier though?
Promise: Okay what’s going on here
No Going Back: That’s literally the view from my apartment what the hell?
Flawed Ritual: wait shit you’re right????
No Going Back: What do you mean I’m right?????????????
Flawed Ritual: that’s the view from my apartment too!!!!
Mask: 😯
Denial: Huh.
Denial: Is this some kind of alternate universe thing?
Mask: 🙂↕️
No Going Back: Selfie.jpg
No Going Back: Prove it, send your own.
Flawed Ritual: damn, i miss looking like that
Promise: Easy.jpg
No Going Back: Holy shit.
Screaming Skies: Oh, that’s whats going on
Screaming Skies: Guess the planet is still doomed
Screaming Skies: Whatever, here: Idontreallycare.jpg
No Going Back: Holy shit that’s a nasty burn scar
Screaming Skies: Yeah, got a laser to the face
Flawed Ritual: fucking ouch
Flawed Ritual: id uhhh, send a pic, but uhhh
Mask: hoisahdoiuash.jpg 🙃
Denial: Hi Shadow
Flawed Ritual: Oh fuck, Shadow
Screaming Skies: Huh??? Hi????
Eternal Fate: I DONT HAVE HADNS I CANT TAKE A PCITURE
No Going Back: What the fuck happened to your hands?????
Eternal Fate: THE GUIENA PIG TOK THEM
Screaming Skies: How are you typing without hands though
Eternal Fate: ID ONT KNOW UIDONT HAVE A PHEONE
Eternal Fate: I SEE THE CHAT IN M<Y MIND
No Going Back: The guinea pig??? Like this one?
No Going Back: cinnamon.jpg
Eternal Fate: YES THAST IT THAST THE ONE CINANMON
Eternal Fate: TAKE IUT AWAWY I DONTW AHNT TO SEE IT TAKE IT WAWY
No Going Back: Shit, sorry?
Screaming Skies: God, I miss Cinnamon
Denial: Me too… Poor thing.
Flawed Ritual: same
Flawed Ritual: i’d send a picture but… i uh, don’t look great
Denial: Hey I don’t look great either.
Denial: Hold on, there’s this one image someone took of me a while back…
Denial: Found it, GREATPROTECTOR.png
No Going Back: That is a fucked up tree.
Denial: Lol
Promise: Uhhhh, I think you sent the wrong image???
No Going Back: Yeah
Flawed Ritual: what the fuck did the visitor do to you
Denial: Turned me into a fucked up tree.
No Going Back: THAT’S YOU???????????????
Screaming Skies: How are you sane????
Denial: Willpower or something, I don’t know?
Flawed Ritual: forget sane, how are you typing
Denial: I don’t really want to talk about it, it’s gross
Mask: 👅
No Going Back: ??????????
No Going Back: Why the hell did you look outside???????
Denial: The ritual?
Flawed Ritual: Wait hold on is that why my name is Flawed Ritual?
Flawed Ritual: Because mine didn’t work?
Denial: Mine worked
Promise: Same
Screaming Skies: I don’t know if mine worked or not
Screaming Skies: I guess my name makes sense though, the skies are screaming.
No Going Back: What the fuck
Eternal Fate: MINE FAILED IT FAIELD IT FAILED IT FAILED IT FAILED
Eternal Fate: NEVER EANDING SCREAMING THE PAIN IT HURTS ETERNAL FATE IS RIGTH
Rat King: what ist hsis
Rat King: if oudn my phoen
Screaming Skies: I don’t think I like that username
Rat King: why does itsay ratkgin
Rat King: imnto the rat king
Rat King: imsam
Rat King: sory hard to type
Screaming Skies: I think we’re all Sam, except for Shadow.
Rat King: who ?
Mask: 🙂
No Going Back: Sorry to derail this but
No Going Back: You all actually listened to those cultists??????
No Going Back: HOW ARE YOU NORMAL IF YOU WENT TO THE ROOF???
Promise: I just am I guess?
Screaming Skies: I don’t know
Flawed Ritual: i’m kind of jealous? i’m nowhere near as bad as uh, denial, but i'm still definitely not human anymore
Rat King: what goging on
Rat King: ???
Eternal Fate: GROUP CHAT
Denial: We’re in some sort of group chat full of other versions of us
Rat King: okya
Mask: 😌
Flawed Ritual: and shadow
Rat King: i dontt know whot hat is
Promise: Mask
Mask: 🖐️
Promise: So I guess all our names have something to do with… Our lives?
Promise: I made a promise to Sybil, I guess that’s the reason for my name
Rat King: the ratr kign attackd and we lsot
Rat King: masybwe thats wyhy
Denial: I don’t know why I’m called “Denial” I’m not really denying anything?
No Going Back: I don’t know what no going back means either.
Screaming Skies: Hey uhh, can I call you Rat King?
Screaming Skies: How are you alive if you lost????
Rat King: dont know
Eternal Fate: COUDL AHVE BEEN ASSIMILATED
Eternal Fate: RAT KIGN HAD LOTS OF FACES
Rat King: i dont thin klso
Rat King: its hard ot think
Mask: 👁️
No Going Back: Are you… Okay??? Are you hurt???
Rat King: im hurngy
Rat King: imf ine
No Going Back: Are we sure this one is still sane?
Denial: Maybe, he can type at least
Promise: Sorry guys, I’ve got to go. I have plans today
Rat King: i dindtn look soutside
Promise: You don’t have to look at The Visitor to go crazy
Promise: I’ll talk to everyone later
Denial: Have a nice day
No Going Back: Stay safe
Screaming Skies: Don’t die
Flawed Ritual: wow
Screaming Skies: Hey!!! I mean it. I don’t really have anyone else to talk to
Flawed Ritual: sorry sorry, didn’t mean to be rude
Flawed Ritual: why don’t you
Screaming Skies: sjfiojsjdoifj
Screaming Skies: Fuck uhh
Screaming Skies: Long story short, the astronomers all fused together into a fucked up monster, and that’s been absorbing people all over the world
Screaming Skies: It’ssss bad. Really bad.
Promise: THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED????
Denial: Oh. You didn’t defeat them.
Promise: Holy shit. Our astronomers stayed sane. They’re helping people, not absorbing them
Denial: Lucky, we had to kill ours
Flawed Ritual: same
Screaming Skies: HOW DID YOU KILL THEM?
Screaming Skies: Sorry
Denial: Like anyone else, they managed to help out a bit by becoming sane for a second but uhhh…
Denial: I don’t know if that’s really an option for you
Screaming Skies: Fuck
Screaming Skies: Fuck ufck ufck ufkfpsjid
Screaming Skies: I shoudlnt’ havr run I KILELD VEYRONE!!!
Mask: 😗
Eternal Fate: ITS OKASY I RAN TOO I WAS A COWARD
Eternal Fate: AND THSIEN I GOT ABSORBED
Eternal Fate: IUTS AWFULT IT NEVER ENDS
Screaming Skies: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Going Back: Holy shit.
Denial: Look it’s not your fault, they told you to run, didn’t they?
Denial: They thought you couldn’t win, you shouldn’t blame yourself for believing them
Denial: It’ll be alright, you survived, didn’t you? There’s probably a ton of people surviving, just hiding
Screaming Skies: …
Screaming Skies: Shadow showed up, mine. I didn’t even know it was still alive.
Screaming Skies: It’s uh… Hugging me, right now.
No Going Back: Babyrat.jpg
No Going Back: Here, I don’t know if this will help or make things worse, but it’s laying on my lap right now so…
Denial: Tell it I said hi!
Flawed Ritual: Mine’s taking a nap right now Sleepytime.jpg
Screaming Skies: Yeah… This helps… Thanks everyone
Screaming Skies: Glad there’s worlds safe from my fuckup
Eternal Fate: I MISS MINE
Eternal Fate: I HOEP THE GUINEA PIG NDIDNT TAKE IT
Denial: You and me both… And by the way, I’m sure some day it’ll end
Denial: Hopefully you won’t have to die, but… Nothing lasts forever, not like that
Eternal Fate: THANK YOU
Rat King: ltitle one…
Rat King: pet it fro me pelase?
No Going Back: No problem
No Going Back: sweetchild.jpg
Screaming Skies: Awww…
Mask: 🐀
Eternal Fate: BEUATIFUL CHIDL BEST TYPE OF RODENT
Eternal Fate: MUCH BETTER THAN FUCKIGHN GUINEA PIGS
No Going Back: Can you maybe calm down
Eternal Fate: I'M ALWAYS SCREAMING
Eternal Fate: WAITT
Eternal Fate: MYLIFE.mp3
Eternal Fate: I CAN SEND GFILES?????
Screaming Skies: Oh wow. That sounds a lot like the sky, holy shit
Flawed Ritual: oh thats really loud, that’s really loud
Eternal Fate: I HEAR THIS EVEYR SECOND OF EVERY DAY
Eternal Fate: IT NEVER STOPS
Eternal Fate: IC ANT CALMD OWN
No Going Back: Shit. I didn’t know
Eternal Fate: I TOLD YOU
Denial: Hey uh… Let’s maybe try to change topic
Eternal Fate: GRTEA IDEA I HATE THIGNKING ABOUT THSI
Screaming Skies: Yeahhhh… This is hitting a bit close for comfort…
Flawed Ritual: i think i'm going to go. this was nice but ive got things to do today
Flawed Ritual: baby woke up, haha
No Going Back: Yeah I might go too, stay safe everyone
Screaming Skies: Everyone’s going offline
Denial: Not me! I don’t really sleep anymore, so I can be online for as long as I need to
Screaming Skies: Don’t you have things to do??? Even as a giant tree??
Denial: I’ve gotten really good at multitasking, I’m having like 1000 simultaneous conversations
Screaming Skies: Oh
Eternal Fate: THATS A LOT
Denial: Yeah I know
Rat King: why is osmeone laughihn so much
Denial: You didn’t block them yet?
Rat King: no
Denial: You should probably do that
Rat King: ok
Rat King: shdould i block the othe r one too
Denial: Uhhh yeah, probably
Eternal Fate: ETERNAL LAUIGHTER DOESNT SODUND MUCJH DIFFERENT FROM ETERNAL SCRAEMING
Denial: Probably not
Rat King: im tired of wkalking
Denial: Why don’t you stop?
Rat King: cant
Rat King: the rats will catch up to em
Rat King: theyre too loud
Eternal Fate: I HATE SOUDN I WANT TO GO DEAF
Denial: Maybe some day
Eternal Fate: IM NOT HDOLING MY BREATH
Eternal Fate: IM TOO BSUY SCREAMING