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Dire Crowley has created a chat
Dire Crowley has added 15+ people to ‘Unnamed Chat’
Dire Crowley renamed ‘Unknown Chat’ to ‘Get along shirt’
Dire Crowley: It has been brought to my attention that a lot of you don’t get along, and I, as your magnificent headmaster have decided to rectify that!
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Yuu Trein: woooow I’m more surprised that you didn’t pass this down to me
Ace Trappola: yeah, yuu’s th 1 always getting the short stick
Deuce Spade: And we get dragged in too.
Riddle Rosehearts: I agree with those three troublemakers.
Ace Trappola: Hey!
Deuce Spade: Housewarden!
Yuu Trein: I despise that you lump me in with them
Yuu Trein: I am the one getting them out of trouble
Riddle Rosehearts: I apologize, Yuu
Riddle Rosehearts: However, Headmage, I distinctly remember the Housewarden meeting and it was about us seven making one for easier communication. Not this.
Dire Crowley: Ah, but Housewarden Rosehearts! Young Hunt found me afterwards and expressed his concerns! He told me that usually, sharing secrets brings people together! So!
Dire Crowley gave Rook Hunt Admin
Dire Crowley gave 7 people Admin
Dire Crowley: Good Luck!
Dire Crowley left the chat
Yuu Trein: Goddamn it
Kalim Al-Asim: aww yuu dw about it, i’m sure it’s just some minor embarrassment
Kalim Al-Asim: and anyways Rook’s not awake for another hour, then theres 1 more hour of him just following vil around
Riddle Rosehearts: How do you know this, Kalim?
Kalim Al-Asim: Oh! Rook’s family and mine do business on and off, so we met when little! We chat in the mornings since schedule’s are a mess.
Ace Trappola: what i wnt to kno is who the admins r
Deuce Spade: Probably the Housewardens.
Riddle Rosehearts: Aside from Rook, yes. But for some reason I cannot remove his Admin. I apologize.
Yuu Trein: lets hope that he forgets about it
[3 hours later]
10+ people are online
Rook Hunt: Ah Monseiurs! I would never forget this.
Ace Trappola: For Seven’s sake
Yuu Trein: there goes my last line of sanity
Ruggie Bucchie: u still had that?
Yuu Trein: … you r rite
Rook Hunt has named everyone Blank
Blank has changed 20+ names
Ate an Overblot monster before: well this can’t be that bad
Ate an Oberblot monster before: well fuck
Ate Vil’s favorite lipstick: lmao
Ate Vil’s favorite lipstick: lol twinsies
Regularly sneaks into other dorms at night: YOU DID WHAT
Regularly sneaks into other dorms at night: Rook how did you know this
Set themselves on fire to get out of the principal’s office: Vil is gonna be so mad
Set themselves on fire to get out of the principals office: hey so i don’t like this
Has been to literal hell before: what’s my name
Has been to literal hell before: Rook. I’m coming for you
Lead singer of a punk band: I’m not even surprised.
Lead singer of a punk band: @Has been to literal hell before I’m helping you
Pretends to sleep to listen in on conversations: wat if everyone sent in a dot.
Pretends to sleep to listen in on conversations: so we at least know the names
Pretends to sleep to listen in on conversations: and don’t betray themselves. Btw I’m joining that manhunt
Blackmailed multiple RSA students: fine
Blackmailed multiple RSA students: this is not the worst
Has embarrassing pictures of everyone: @everyone
everyone is online
Replaced Azul’s ink with disappearing ink multiple times: what is this
Replaced Azul’s ink with disappearing ink multiple times: well then
Slept with his rival: I can feel Azul restraining himself so he doesn’t give himself away
Has been to literal hell before: ANYWAYS
Has been to literal hell before: SEND THE DOT IN EVERYONE
Is half siren: .
Is banned from 3 countries: .
Spelled all of Jamil’s clothes pink: .
Blackmailed multiple RSA students: .
Has been to literal hell before: .
Pretends to sleep to listen in on conversations: .
Replaced Azul’s ink with disappearing ink multiple times: .
Talks shit with the Light Music club on the regular: .
Set themselves on fire to get out of the principal's office: .
Third in line to a throne: .
Several arsons and attempted murder: .
Lead singer to a punk band: .
Slept with his rival: .
Ate Vil’s favorite lipstick: .
Goes to Scarabia at night 3 times a week: .
Is the one selling drugs: .
Planning to adopt multiple students: .
Attempts to murder Crowley once a month: .
Has embarrassing pictures of almost everyone: .
Slept with 2 princes: .
Half of their soul is a magical creature: .
Regularly sneaks into other dorms at night: .
Ate an Overblot monster before: .
Several arsons and attempted murder: I’m sorry, can we talk about how crazy the last 3 are??????
Has been to literal hell before: I don’t think you have any leg to stand on
Has been to literal hell before: Some of these are expected. Some are normal for NRC. and then the concerning ones…..
Slept with 2 princes: Are we sure that Kalim is in this chat? None of these are what one would expect from him….
Is half siren: lolzies, kalim could be some of these actually #lmao
Pretends to sleep to listen in on conversations: CATER-SENPAI?????
Is half siren: #oops
Is half siren: so you’re not a 3rd year #busted
Has been to literal hell before: the question is, which admin will give themselves up first to change the name
Is banned from 3 countries: Than would be moi!
Replaced Azul’s ink with disappearing ink multiple times: ROOK?
Is banned from 3 countries changed 2 names
Suffering: what did you change it to rook?
Suffering: nice ref
Hunter and hunted: Thank you Monsieur Magicam! But I believe it is time for classes.
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