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SastielIsOTPFurevvs logged onto her favourite fanfiction website one day to find the next story for her eyes to devour. She went to her favourite tag, which changed on a weekly basis, Dean Winchester/God (Supernatural). Skimming past all of the incomplete fics, she happened upon a fic that had an interesting summary. Clicking on the link to it, she began to read.
so lke dean was in lurrvee with god and he wants to put his peen into the buuty of his god firend.
So he goes God I want to put my peen itno your poophoel
and god wenty no dean, I don’t wnt you to put your lvoemeatsitck into my behind.
But deno wantd to do ti so he says but goodddd I waaaaaant tooooooo
so god say oh okay dena
So dean put him peenpole into his godfrend buttyhole and did the sex with him
She swore her eyes couldn’t take more. She couldn’t stand when good summaries ended up being the dreaded, crackfic.
“I wish you could just delete this from the website. It must not be allowed here right?” She said quietly to her screen. So she scrolled to the end of the page and clicked the report to abuse button and submitted the form. “They will delete it I’m sure,” she said and logged for the night.
~~~Q~~~
The next morning she checked her email and had a response from the website’s abuse team.
Hello dear user of our website,
We’re sorry to say that the thing you sent us for being against the rules, actually does not violate our terms of service. We thank you for you’ continued support of our website.
AbuseTeamPersonName
SastielIsOTPFurevvs was disgusted learning that her least favourite kind of internet trash was in fact ALLOWED on her favourite website. She decided that she would go find more fics that just had to be not allowed on her website and report them, that way she could at least clean up some of her website.
She sent it all too: rape fic, underaged sex, the creepiest kinks she could find, weird alternate universes that really shouldn’t exist.
Satisfied that she had hopefully cleaned up a bit of her section of the internet, she went about more of her day.
~~~Q~~~
A day later SastielIsOTPFurevvs checked her email again to find another response from the abuse team. Excited she opened the email.
Hello dear user of our website,
We’re sorry to say that ALL of the things you sent us for being against the rules, actually are not in violation of our terms of service. We thank you for you’ continued support of our website.
If you would like to better use the website, the following link will lead you to a page that describes how to use our tagging system, so you can hide the things you do not wish to see from the archive. Link
AnotherAbuseTeamMemberThisTime
SastielIsOTPFurevvs was outraged. “How is it that my favourite fanfiction website has and allows this trash to exist on it!”, she yelled to her computer screen.