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ForFUCKsaken // Forsaken AU (Oneshots/Headcanons/Ideas)

Summary:

ForFUCKsaken is an AU where the horror and angst factors are mostly thrown out the window (but not entirely). Characters come together to form bonds and friendships. This allows for both funny and emotional moments between survivors and killers.
As the title suggests, this fic contains ideas, headcanons and stories of various nature about Forsaken.
Chapters will have unique titles and author notes to indicate what they will contain.
!!! Some chapters will be explicit/NSFW. Read at your own risk !!!

This AU is not complete and was created for the sole purpose of entertainment.

Notes:

First ever fic on this website! criticism is accepted aswell as suggestions on what to do and how to use this site LOL!

Chapter 1: Introduction

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I want to start things off by saying that if you recognize any of my works, either be writing or artstyle, no you don't. This is a more desolate account, not meant to be associated with my other socials. If you connect the dots and find out who I am, i will politely ask to keep it to yourself. Just enjoy my works and move on.

English is not my first language either, so my work is prone to have grammar mistakes or potential misused words

 

Adress me as Sum1

 

This fic will contain:

  • Personal ideas, HCs (headcanons) and takes on the characters/game mechanics;
  • Oneshots featuring different genres (fluff, angst, smut)
  • Drawings depicting stories/reference pictures

 

Main pairs i like:

  • Noob/Guest666
  • Taph/Dusekkar
  • I'll do reader inserts (sooner or l8r) because i like them and i can :P
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You can request ideas but i do not promise i will write all of them.

 


 

 

ForFUCKsaken!

  • AU where characters got accustomed to the whole loop gameplay, so they started more or less tolerating eachother. This doesn't stop them from still killing in rounds or trying their best to survive, but it does open up opportunities for funny moments.
  • Rounds last hours instead of minutes
  • Spectre treats this as "My show is on!" typa situation.
  • Survivors/Killers can contact the spectre by quite literally just talking to thin air (its always listening/watching)
  • Spectre listens to survivor/killer demands most of the times, as it makes things more interesting LOL
  • Most characters are AMAB (Assigned Male at Birth/are Boys) by default, therefore most romantic relationships are gay unless stated otherwise. If you do not like this, i do not blame you, but i don't want criticism on this.
  • Characters will be presented as either their default selves or with skins (Will be specified at the start of the chapters)
  • AU is still not fully fletched out. Questions and ideas are appreciated.

 

 


Chapters will contain emojis based on the content they hold:

  • 💧[angst]
  • ☁[fluff]
  • ❤ [smut]
  • ❗[violence/gore]

 

Chapters in order:

  1. Introduction (You are here)
  2. Characters 
  3. "Your old jacket // Noob666" [💧//slight ANGST
  4. "Dead Ringer // Noob666 LMS" [❤//SMUT]
  5. "Noob666 Doodles" [❤//SMUT] 
  6. "Playing with your guts // Noob666" [❗💧//GORE/ANGST]

 

 

Chapter 2: Characters

Summary:

Character headcanons/ideas/designs (WIP)

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Survivors

 

Noob:

  • Androgynous (any pronouns, mostly leaning into they/them or he/him)
  • Likes salty foods over sweets, likes to snack a lot
  • Artsy/creative
  • Outgoing but awkward
  • If you were to look at Noob in a more humanized way rather than a roblox character, i see them rocking a buzzcut; they use wigs when having to dress up for events
  • First forsakened on Yorick's Resting Place in the graveyard
  • Hermaphrodite/interchangeable reproductive parts (will specify which ones they possess at the start of relevant chapters), small chest

 

Two Time:

  • Androgynous (doesn't care about pronouns, most use they/them for 'em)
  • Got brainwashed by the cult into thinking lowly of themselves; gender doesn't matter
  • Offputting, creepy most of the time
  • Quiet footsteps; often scares the others on accident
  • Knows how to sew, crochet and braid
  • Makes little gift for the other survivors
  • First forsakened on Planet Voss

 

Taph:

  • Androgynous, lanky (any pronouns, Taph doesn't care)
  • Has tremor/cannot control his hands shaking from the explosions of the tripmines
  • Subspace tripmine powder corroded his vocal chords from being exposed to it countless times
  • burn marks and scars on arms

 


 

Killers

 

Guest666:

  • More masculine presenting (any pronouns, mostly leaning into they/themhe/him  or it/its)
  • Animalistic/feral behaviour but still has cognitive thinking
  • Scripts give the ability to emit noises and (rarely) speech, though it comes out distorted
  • Horns act similar to ears, being able to be moved around to some extent
  • Horns and Tail are detachable and are not made of organic matter (result of scripts)
  • Walks and Runs on their hind legs, Sprints on all fours
  • Can be turned into their pre-Forsaken self at the request of Spectre (has red tinted effects surrounding them)
  • First time killer on Yorick's Resting Place

Chapter 3: 💧[slight ANGST] Your old jacket // Noob666

Summary:

Noob recieves a strange box with a jacket and a cap inside.

Notes:

Characters: Noob, Dusekkar, Two Time, Elliot, 007n7, Guest666 and the others (that aren't as relevant)
Skins: Default Noob -> Sixer Noob, other characters are default

This is not professional or well formatted whatsoever (at least from my perspective)
Enjoy my delulu writing!

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30 October 2025. A few hours before the update.
Survivors were aware that some new faces will show up in this god forsaken realm sooner or later, but they didn't have a clue as to when.
After a particularly rough round where Noob, being the menace he is, bodyblocked the killer as much as he could to save his low HP teammates, resulting in him suffering various injuries, the survivors were quietly spending time in the cabin, taking cover from the chilly and foggy weather outside. The warm ambient created by the crackling fireplace really set the mood. The orange light provided by the fireplace was engulfing the otherwisely poorly lit room. Dusekkar was peacefully reading a book on one end of the couch, Two time was sewing something that could only be described as an amalgamation of black and red fabric, politely sitting in one of the chairs nearby while mumbling gibberish under their breath. Noob, on the other hand, was intensly watching the flames in front of him, zoned out and leg bouncing absentmindedly.
The comfortable silence was suddenly broken by the grandfather clock striking midnight, alerting everyone in its proximity. Noob turns his head, clearly startled by the loud noise. Upon realizing it's nothing to worry about, he sighs and gets up from the couch, stretching.
"Well, i guess it's late.. might aswell get some rest" he softly announced before slowly heading towards the stairs. While passing by the door, the doorbell suddenly rung. Noob's body stiffened. Dusekkar's head turned in confusion. Why would the doorbell ring at this late hour? Better question: WHO rang the doorbell?
Noob turned to look at Dusekkar, not knowing what to do:
"Do... I check? or...?"
The pumpkin mage did nothing but nod, reassuring them that if anything were to happen, he would be there to protect. Noob sighs and hesitantly opens the door, expecting the worst. The wood creaks and the cold wind seeps in, sending a shiver up Noob's spine only to be met with.. nothing. Noob get's more confused than scared and pops his head out, looking left and right. Nothing. He's about to close the door when he notices a box on the welcome mat. a Carboard box packaged neatly with a single sticky note on top: "For Noob"
Noob picked the mysterious box up and swiftly closed the door, not letting more cold come in.
They then bring the package back to the couch, unsure what to do with it. They stare at it puzzled, getting snapped out of their thoughts at Dusekkar's words:
"What is on the inside, do you not want to find?"
... Noob thinks for a few moments before replying:
"I mean it is a package alright but.... I don't know, i'm just a bit skeptical about this whole situation..."
Silence settles in but is quickly broken by noob taking the decision to open it:
"So what if curiosity kills the cat? I'll probably respawn back in here either way..." he muttered the last part.
The tape came off quite easily and soon the box was open. Inside laid a black jacket and a similarly coloured cap. Noob looked at it's contents blankly before connecting the dots. He softly reached inside and took both components out, holding the jacket up in disbelief.
Silence settled in once again. Without looking up from sewing, Two time chuckled lowly.
"What it is that you're bothered with, do you mind telling me it?" Dusekkar interfered.
Noob's eyes started tearing up and a lump formed in his throat:
"It's uhh... my old friend's attire." He struggled to get out. A gulp was heard before he continued: "He used to wear it all the time before we.. uhh.. stopped talking."
Noob brought the jacket close and hugged it, inhaling its scent. It still smelled like *him*.
Dusekkar softly hummed, not wanting to add more to the matter.
Noob put the jacket on. It was oddly comfortable. They then grabbed the cap and said their goodnights before heading upstairs where the bean-bag-bed was waiting. Last thing they remember was hugging themselves to sleep, the jacket providing enough warmth to feel like a blanket.
The night was once again silent.

Morning rolled around and noob was woken up by a visibly worried Elliot.
Vision blurry, Noob blinked a few times before actually sitting up, groaning.
"Wuh...?"
Every word that left Elliot's mouth was an incomprehensible echo-y mess.
"Give me a second Elliot..." Noob said, voice raspy. The pizza boy then backed off, giving space. Noob slowly got up and stretched with a yawn, finally coming to his senses after a good night's sleep:
"What is it?"
"Noob, are you feeling okay?" the concern in Elliot's voice was audible.
"Yeah? why're you askin'?"
"You look more pale than usual.. You should take a look in the mirror to see for yourself"
confused, they both head downstairs where Noob gets a few side eyes and glances.
"Did you eat anything? hydrate? did you get badly injured?" Elliot kept bugging the other yellow guy all the way down.
"Not any injuries i can think of.."
They both stop in front of the mirror. Elliot was not lying, Noob didn't look great at all.
"Wow.... i know i'm not the most good lookin' fella but this is a bit too much.." Their skin was less saturated and darker, eyes turning a warm, red hue. Noob let out a chuckle, though concern could be read on his face. He then twirled in front of the mirror, checking himself.
Red little nubs were poking at his cap and a tent was built at the back of his pants. Confused, he went to a more secluded place at the back of the cabin and pulled his jeans down. To his surprise he was growing some sort of tail: "Ah hell nah, im turning into one of them fuzziez!" was heard from the main room where the other survivors resided. Chance burst out laughing at the unexpected remark (We all know Chance has a fursona)
Noob then comes back out, standing in front of the others: "I genuinely have no clue what is happening to me"
The day then continued normally with the exception of Noob getting more attention than they were used to.
At one point, Two time even pulled Noob aside, handing him a cloak similar to theirs, but in black and red. It fit perfectly over the jacket which didn't bother Noob at the time, but thinking back on it, it was kinda strange..
By the time a new round started, Noob's nubs grew into horns, keeping the iconic black cap with the red "R" logo in place , facial features turned fully bright red, a stark contrast to the now fully black skintone and the before short tail now escaped the confines of the pants strangely enough without ripping them. Noob looked like a little demon.
The map was Yorick's Resting Place. Same ol' misty environment Noob felt when he first got sent in this god Forsaken place. The grass was damp and the air was still. The full moon felt like it was watching over him. He got up and dusted himself off. He was in the graveyard. Nearby were some teammates working on a generator. Jealous much, Noob loved generators. Sighing, he started walking towards the Manor where he knows Cola cans spawn. Various thoughts were flooding his mind:
Who the killer was? Noob didn't have much trouble surviving any of them.. except Slasher. It was a pain to mentain a fair distance from him... Would using his ability and cola found in the manor at the same time send him in a sugar rush, applying Speed III? (the answer is no lol out loud)
Once inside the manor, Noob stopped dead in his tracks. He was not alone. Turning around comically slow, Cola in hand, expecting to see a regular like 1x1x1x1 or John Doe, but was instead met with a way larger frame, hunched over, staring him down. Noob froze. It was a hedious sight, an unholy beast with a crudely drawn Roblox logo on its torso and arms. Something didn't sit right with Noob. Something deep down was telling him this poor representation of a Guest was someone familiar. Noob tilted his head, squinting his eyes. (Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle?) The beast did have similar looks to Noob's current appearance: Red horns, Fur collar and a long red tail, though these features were more prominent on the larger scale. Before Noob could even get a word out, the beast howled, the scream so loud it made Noob stumble back, closing his eyes and covering his ears. A sharp pain shot through his body when he realised he was slashed at. Adrenaline settled in and Noob made a run for it around the dusty dinner table and out the back door.
Not daring to look back, Noob ran as far as his legs held him, finally slowing down to catch his breath once his stamina reached 0. No killer in sight, it seems like he actually got away, whew!
...
Not even 5 seconds later Noob was pounced on by the large creature. With no time to react to this attack, Noob was made to endure the harsh slashes this blood-thirsty behemoth was throwing upon him. Before Noob could even get back up to try and run away, the Guest dragged him back, locking eyes before finally killing him and putting him out of this misery.
Waking up dizzy in the warm cabin, Noob could only think of who this new killer was. Their mind kept wandering to Guest666, their old friend and so called partner in crime.. Was it really them...? The jacket they recieved last night further proving their point. Noob is snapped out of his thoughts by 007n7 crouching next to them:
"Y'know, ive noticed the horns and tail look oddly similar to the c00l gui.. Do you think they could be the result of some script?"
"When did YOU get here?!" Noob asks startled
"Died a while ago so i've just been spectating... I may or may not have teleported on top of the killer and.. uhh.. got mauled" 007n7 admits, rubbing the back of his neck
Noob listens to what the other has to say then turns his head away, the words replaying in his mind. The reason them and Guest666 stopped talking was because of the latter using scripts to his own advantage, becoming too competitive and agressive for Noob's liking. 007n7 might be onto something.
007n7 then gets up, helping Noob also stand up from the uneven floorboards, each finding a place to chill. They weren't in the round anymore, no need to stress anymore.. right?



 



Noob Sixer skin design+Guest666 doodles

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Chapter 4: ❤️[SMUT] Dead Ringer // Noob666 LMS

Summary:

Noob enters LMS against Guest666 but they are both needy for eachother. Playful torment turns into sex

Notes:

This takes place somewhere after Noob and Guest666 made up.
This doesn't have any plot.
Not the best at writing smut, so please bear with me

Skins: Default
Noob uses They/Them and Guest666 uses He/Him to avoid any confusion
Noob has both genitalia (penis&vagina) [don't ask me how it works because i have no clue, i just wanted to include it]

Contains size difference, large cock, belly bulge, manhandling, movement restraining.

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LMS Started. Dead Ringer faintly played in the background. Noob had the upper hand: a Bloxy Cola found randomly on the map!!! Speed II will be very useful! (trust)


...


Lets be real, we all know it wouldn't help. Noob already was at half health and low on stamina. Guest666 quickly caugth up (DARN YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN SPEED BOOSTS!!!)
The killer was just taunting Noob at this point. He was just walking slowly behind them, giving a false sense of hope that Noob has at least a chance at winning.


"Turn around..." Guest666 growled lowly, almost incomprehensible.
Noob stops dead in their tracks and turns around comically slow, staring at the behemoth before them. Guest666 leans down and smooches the little one's cheeck, leaving them shocked before quickly pouncing on them. YEOWCH!
Noob endured a few hard slashes, blood splattering about before being discarded aside.
Hemorrhage II and low HP but still kicking, they can't do anything but lay there on their back while their friend towers over their small frame.

They feel so little compared to him.. so helpless.. so...

Oh mah gah bruhh. You can't be serious, Noob.. Aroused? Over THIS?!


Guest666 leaned down and sniffed the smaller one. Noob brought a hand up and caressed Guest666's face. The beast growled before lowering and licking a trail from the neck to his pray's face. From a loving caress, Noob's hand started pushing Guest666's face away, their body flinching from the ticklish feeling:
"Gh.. Guest...."

Noob couldn't form sentences. All they did in return was chuckle nervously, weakly trying to fight against their so called friend. Their body temperature was rising as each second passed by. It was getting hard to breathe, body aching with need. This didn't go unnoticed by Guest666.
Wasting no time, Guest666 grabbed Noob's legs, pulling their body closer. The latter's mind was filled with lustful thoughts, thinking about what or how the killer looked down there... Their question was quickly answered when they glanced down. Guest666 was PACKING! Noob audibly gulped and looked back up, clearly flustered by the sight:
"Shit... I'm gonna take all that?! Like, I don't think it'll-"

Their sentence was cut short by Guest666 nuzzling Noob's neck. Their body tensed, instinctively reacting by tilting their head away, giving Guest666 more room to work with. The beast's teeth grazed over the sensitive skin of the neck before gently pressing down on it. A quiet whine left Noob, further encouraging Guest666's actions. 
They both were getting impatient. (Just like me writing this. GET TO THE GOOD PART ALREADY!!) Noob's hands clumsily fiddled with their pants before finally pulling them down alongside their boxers in one swift motion.
"I hope you don't mind me doing this.." their voice breathy and shaky "I think we both want this more than we'd like to admit."

They were turned on as hell. Guest666 grabbed the pants and yanked them off with haste before leaning back. Gripping Noob's hips tightly, he brought them at face level. A prolonged sniff followed by a long lick from the back all the way to the tip made Noob's body jolt. Guest666 then started giving Noob's folds short licks in quick succession, waiting for some kind of permission. Noob was barely able to speak up before Guest666's tongue entered them. Their words came to a halt, turning into incomprehensible noises of pleasure as they were being prepared for what was to come.
Noob couldn't help but squirm at the sensation. Guest666 growled and dug their fingers harder into their skin to make them stop, to which they obliged. The vibrations of the guttural noise sent sparks of pleasure through their body. Noob's breathing sped up significantly, eyes closing and head falling back. But before they could reach cloud 9, Guest666 stopped, pulling his tongue out. Noob was left panting and confused. They brought their head up, eyes half lidded as if to ask why'd he stop.
Guest666 adjusts his position, trying his best to align his own hips with Noob's. Their eyes widen at the realization of his actions. Oh god, here it comes..
"Please take it easy..."

Their words were practically unheard as Guest666 started sinking his tip in Noob's wet mess. Noob started squirming again at the sudden intrusion until the top bottomed out. Noob's movements suddenly stopped, mind going blank. They looked down to see that a bump has formed in their tummy. Guest666 wasn't moving whatsoever, letting Noob adjust to this new feeling. Noob blushed but quickly regained their senses. Curiosity got the best of them and they reached down to touch the newly appeared bulge. Guest666 rolled his hips once, teasing Noob before letting out a noise similar to a chuckle. Noob winced and looked up with watery eyes. They were being stretched beyond their expectations. Noob tried to hide their initial discomfort as to not hurt Sixer, but their facade was faltering. Words almost getting caught in their throat, Noob muttered:
"You can start moving..."

Guest666 lifted Noob's legs up, pushing them up against their chest for greater access. Noob groaned, not being the most flexible survivor. Guest666 started pushing his hips gently against and away from the smaller one's. Noob felt their insides be rearranged with every thrust, no matter how gentle. This new sensation was weird to them, but strangely addicting. They rapidly grew hungry for more:

"Oh god.." with a sharp inhale they asked "Guest, could you speed up?"

As if waiting for this moment, Guest666 picked up the pace, making Noob shudder in delight.

This was no normal cock. The small ridges grazed against Noob's walls in all the right places, making them moan.

From the bent position they were in, they managed to lower one of their legs, allowing them access to their own dick that was begging for some attention. They reached for it and started stroking it before their hand was roughly pulled away and pinned onto the ground by one of Guest666's large claws. Noob gasped at the sudden actions, a rush of excitement surging through them at how easily they were being manhandled.


The mere thought of how little and helpless they were under their companion combined with the now rough movements was enough to help Noob reach their high. Their body convulsed as they came hard with a moan. Guest666 was not far off either. He gave a few more hard thrusts in the whining mess below him before he came deep. With a forceful push he managed to get his swollen knot inside Noob, making sure his seed stayed in the latter's hole, essentially locking them together. Noob's back arched as he moaned out Sixer's name lovingly.
"Fuck... Sixer~!"

Their insides felt very warm, as warm as the tongue that was now licking their face affectionately, as if to comfort them and praise them for doing so good. Guest666 let go of Noob's leg and lowered himself to be as close to his partner as he could. Noob, through the wave of exhaustion that hit them, managed to reach out and hug Sixer's oddly soft mane, finding comfort in the hands of their loved one.


"We're gonna be here for a while, aren't we...?" Asked Noob, a rhetorical question they both knew the answer to.
Noob relaxed, body flinching from aftershocks.

Was this intimate moment they shared a sign that they are more than friends? They've been in similar instances before, but always saw it as a "Friends with benefits" type of situation rather than anything else..

Too tired to think anymore, Noob falls asleep, hoping they will wake up next to their Sixer instead of the hard wooden floor of the Lobby. 

Chapter 5: ❤[SMUT] Noob666 Doodles

Summary:

Bunch of drawings i made at the beginning of the month

Skins: Default Guest666, Milestone IV Guest666, Sixer Noob

Noob isn't shown to have any specific genitalia

Contains size difference, large cock, belly bulge, thigh riding, blowjob, cum on face

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Chapter 6: ❗💧[Gore/Angst] Playing with your guts // Noob666

Summary:

Noob dies in a more gruesome way than they expected.

Notes:

⚠️!!!PLEASE BE WARNED AS THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS MORE EXPLICIT DESCRIPTIONS OF GORE (BLOOD, ORGANS, VIOLENCE)!!!⚠️
Not the longest chapter or the best written violent scene but here goes nothing!
I want to write a little bit of everything so i improve my writing skills.
I do have some more wholesome ideas planned that i will post when i can. Patience is key.

Characters: Guest666, Noob, Shedletsky, Builderman
Skins: Default Guest666, Wrong Noob, Toon Shedletsky, 2.0 Builderman (I know it's not a real skin, i just like the 2.0 package)
Noob uses They/Them and Guest666 uses He/Him and It/It's to avoid any confusion
This takes place on Bloodfell Manor, The new map that came with Nosferatu :P

Contains blood, organs getting ripped out, throwing up

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The red manor seemed fit for the one that was proclaimed killer this round: A mansion decorated with glowing symbols and crimson sigils. The bookshelves full of cryptic old books holding vast amounts of knowledge blocking the narrow doors and hallways. The front garden painted in a red tint as the blood moon outside stood still in the starry sky.

The beast patrolled around on all fours, it's hooves hitting the pavement with loud clicks. The faint smell of one last survivor was floating about in the air. The demon took a long whiff as if to locate the last man standing. There they were: cowered in a corner of the map where they thought they'd be safe.

Taking its time, the behemoth started walking on the carpeted wooden floors. The air was heavy and the tension was high.

Noob knew they were done for. They were curled up in a dead end, their legs not listening to their mind to run and find a better spot to camp in. Suddenly they freeze. Guest666 turned the corner in the hallway. They have been spotted. The beast's breathing slowly turned to growls. Noob came to their senses and in the blink of an eye got up and ran past the killer before it could act.

The distance they gained quickly got put to a stop as the demon pounced, landing right on top of the smaller player. A few hard slashes are enough to damage the outer skin layer of the robloxian's body. But before Noob could get up and make escape, Guest666 pinned them down with his heavy hoof, making sure they can't get away.

He leaned down and bit away at their torso, razor sharp teeth ripping skin and tearing through flesh, eventually exposing their innards. Noob's screeches were loud enough to startle bats from throughout the map. Luckily there was no one else to see this gruesome sight. He lets the blood spill, pooling around both of them as Noob can do nothing but stare in horror through tears, throat sore from the screaming.

Guest666 hunched over slowly, almost tenderly, smelling the rusty aroma of fresh blood before biting down into Noob's stomach and pulling it from its place. This sent a jolt of shock through Noob, making them squirm around violently as their guts were being played with. The nauseating feeling made them throw up bile mixed with blood and bits from the ghost burger they had eaten earlier. A horrible after taste stained their mouth.

Guest666 ripped away with no remorse, uncovering the kidney and pancreas of the smaller one to which he clawed at. In a sick moment of delusion, the demon grabbed Noob's limp arm and shoved it inside their own abdomen. Noob was feeling their insides, it was a nasty sensation. The slick organs being caressed by their own trembling fingers..

How long until this torment is over? How much more do they have to endure?! MAKE IT STOP!!

Their vision was fading as their body was slowly giving up, but not before Guest666 put his hand over theirs, gripping their kidney and forcing them to rip it out themselves. The squelching sounds followed by tissue being ripped apart was sickening.

Last thing they remember was The killer licking their neck affectionately all the while tangling his claws in their intestine, tugging at it like a loose shoelace, before biting down harshly on their sensitive skin, finally draining them of the last drop of life they had and putting them out of their misery.

Noob spawned back into the lobby, falling on the wooden planks of the floor. They curled up in a ball, holding their knees close to their chest as they were too shook to move. Tears started rolling involuntarily down their cheeks. What determined Guest666 to do this? ... Even after getting corrupted by the scripts, he was never this aggressive.

Noob was pulled out of their thoughts by Shedletsky coming over and crouching down next to them:

"You got your guts rearranged alright. Nudge nudge" the admin said with a wink.

He was clearly unserious, trying to lift up the mood, but it was not helping in the slightest. This was by far one of the most gory deaths a survivor experienced in this God Forsaken Realm..

"Wouldn't have minded losing if it didn't feel like getting raw fucked in the ass!" Noob retaliated in a fit of frustration and rage, words almost getting caught in their throat.

"I thought you liked that though.." Shedletsky remarked to which he got slapped over the head by a disappointed and judging Builderman standing behind him.

Chapter 7: ☁[FLUFF] Nightly Skating Lesson

Summary:

Night skating lesson on the Classic Battlegrounds map gone somewhat goofy

Notes:

Map: Classic Battlegrounds
Characters: Noob, Veeronica, C00lkidd
Skins: BrawlR Noob, Trackstar Veeronica, C00ler C00lkidd (Not as relevant for the story, but i think its a nice detail)
They/Them pronouns for Noob, She/Her for Veeronica and He/Him for C00lkidd

Funny how in the introduction page i said i'd leave angst and horror elements out of this AU, yet those are the main type of chapters I have posted up until now. Time for something more wholesome and playful!
Keep in mind, I'm no skateboarding expert. Don't expect this to be 100% accurate.
Drawing for this chapter might come soon (no promises)

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"Alright, brought ya skateboard?"

Vee asked the approaching survivor. Noob nodded happily as they held the wooden board under their armpit.

"I'm assuming you know how to hold balance and at least ride a skateboard without necessarily doing any tricks?"

Noob thinks for a moment then shrugs: "More or less."

Vee falls silent as if to process the information. Her antennas then light up and straighten up to the sky:

"How about we go for a lap around the map first? Just to get accustomed to the sensation of being in motion 'n stuff."

Noob eagerly nods. They both line up at the ramp leading down into the garden below.

"We skate down, all the way across the bridge, we stop at the other ramp to go up, then we zigzag through the cars until we get back here. Deal?"

Vee asked while trailing her finger in the air, showing the areas they will tackle. Noob gave her a determined look before they sat on their boards, ready for takeoff. Vee practically flew off with a kickflip, gaining massive amounts of speed as Noob was holding on for dear life, not expecting such an acceleration from the slope. They get on the flat surface of the ground where things pick up a more steady pace. They both have fun feeling the night breeze caress their faces as the wheels of their skateboards roll effortlessly on the bridge. Vee, as if to show off, jumped on the railing, skating across it before landing back down on the grass where they both came to a halt.

"Up, up we go!" Vee added playfully, putting her legs in motion.

Finally back on the road above, the two survivors got back on their boards and soon enough were near the starting point. Right before reaching it, Vee got knocked off her board with a loud crash by C00lkidd, who hit a mean Walkspeed Override with his red checkered skateboard, scraping the TVs surface and leaving a small trail of fire behind. Noob stops and turns around confused before widening their eyes at the sight.

"Watcha' nerds doing out here at such a late hour? Nobody taught you these places are off limits?"

Vee slowly got back up, clearly dizzy from the fall. She rubs her head as if to relieve some of the pain.

"I feel like my motherboard's overheating.." she groaned, almost staticky.

After a few moments of silence, C00lkidd steps on the edge of the board, launching it up and catching it in his hand before leaning on it.

"And what exactly were you two doing out here in the open?"

Noob's body tenses: "Oh! uh.. We-"

But they get cut off by Vee, that was coming to her senses: "We were skating. Got a problem?"

"Skating...? and you didn't invite me?!" C00lkidd scoffs in faux betrayal, bringing a hand to his chest to further exaggerate his reaction.

"Well of course not! Because you're a big meanie!" Vee remarked, her head steaming a little.

"Me? Mean? Pfft- never." C00lkidd laughed, pushing his glasses off his eyes.

"I did see your skating abilities in some rounds, TV girl. But you.." he said getting close and pointing at Noob. "You don't know how to skate, do ya now?" C00lkidd caught Noob in a headlock, rubbing their head with his fist in a more or less friendly manner.

"Gah! I'm not an expert!"

"Well then, let's get them wheels rolling!" C00lkidd releases Noob, to which they stumble trying to regain their balance.

C00lkidd grabs his board and quickly does a kickflip, as if to show off. Vee joins in and also shows her skills. Noob stared in disbelief.
"How do you even do that? Like, how do you jump and also make the board spring up 'n stuff..? Doesn't make much sense to me..."
"Oh boy.. you have a lot more to learn than I thought.." C00lkidd sighs.
Veeronica nudges him: "Hey! Don't be rude, they're trying their best!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever.. You teach 'em. I don't wanna waste my time with absolute newbies. Tch.." C00lkidd said walking away, but not far enough to leave the scene, his demeanor changing drastically. He sat down on his board, waiting for Veeronica to start teaching Noob.
"Discouraging much..." Said Noob with a sad tone.

"And that's another way to tell someone you either aren't patient enough or are bad at explaining." Vee pouts. "Don't listen to him! We all start somewhere, no need to be embarrassed for that. Even for me it took a long while to get used to the feeling of being on a skateboard. Now look at me! I can hit whatever trick comes to mind when ever I want, where ever I want! And soon you will be able to do that too!" Vee side hugs Noob.
They sigh softly: "Thanks, Vee. I appreciate it."
"Now let's get to learnin', shall we?" Vee walks away, giving Noob some space: "I know it might seem hard to believe, but the way you do an ollie, if you didn't know it's name, is by just jumping on the board. The catch is: you have to distribute your weight accordingly to make it work. For example I have to position my feet like this, one in the middle of the board and the other in the back. I bend my knees, put my body weight on the leg in the back to make the board stand up, and this is where things get tricky: you slide your leg that was in the middle of the board to the front of it to further distribute your weight on it while trying your best to tuck your knees to your chest, lifting the leg in the back off the board. To land safely, make sure your feet are positioned over the bolts of the board and crouch. All of these steps done in quick succession will grant you an ollie! Of course, it takes time to get used to it, so don't have high hopes of doing it first try, but i believe in you, Nooby!" The robot gal finishes off her presentation with a perfectly executed jump.

Noob is left fascinated by Vee's presentation and applauds her, then proceeds to walk up next to her to put the instructions given in practice. Noob crouches, positions their feet accordingly, takes a moment to brace themselves, sighs, then tries their best to do the jump. To their surprise it almost worked, they felt the board under them rise up a little. It was far from a jump like Vee's, but even so they were proud of themselves. Vee cheered loudly. C00lkidd's eyes widened slightly in surprise, raising an eyebrow. That's when he deemed good enough to rejoin the 2:

"You have potential, kidd. But you have a looong way to go..." after a pause, almost uncharacteristically, C00lkidd adds more quietly: "Proud of ya.."

Noob's face lights up, staring back and forth between Vee and the killer.

"How about we do one more lap then head back to the cabin? I might need some medical assistance.." Said the TV, rubbing her head, recalling the incident from earlier.

"Oh geez.. I mean if you want we can go now, we don't have to go for another lap. Your health's more important afterall!" Noob added quickly with a worried tone.

"Leaving so soon? Tch.."

Vee stares daggers at C00lkidd before turning back to Noob:

"Don't'cha worry about it! A few more minutes won't kill me!"

After a few moments of silence and looking around, Veeronica asks:

"Same route? It wasn't too bad when we tried it earlier"

Noob shrugs:

"I don't mind"

C00lkidd shouts:

"Last one to the ramp is a rotten egg!" As he hastily walks in the slopes direction.

Vee gasps and quickly tails him:

"Hey!! Get back here!"

Noob is left behind and sighs of relief. Those 2 are such big dummies, but Noob's glad they get to spend time with them in a non violent way for once. They finally join the other 2 at the ramp, getting in position on their board.

"Took ya long enough.." remarked C00lkidd.

"Sorry about that.." Noob apologized quietly enough for the others to not understand properly. C00lkidd stares at them for a solid second before shaking his head "Whatever."

The killer feels the need to assert his dominance and decides to add, in his usual cocky tone:

"Let me show you how it's done, Vee Girl!"

Veeronica, accepting the challange, gives him a determined look:

"Bring it on!"

They both gain high speeds almost instantly, racing eachother. On the bridge, C00lkidd rides the rails while Vee does a sick kickflip.

Noob is left behind, taking their time. Tailing behind the other 2, they try to do an ollie mid skate. "Try" is a generous word, for they fumble and almost fall. Catching themselves before they tumble down, they cough to hide their embarrassment, face going red. How fortunate that the others didn't see, being too caught up in their race. Noob arrives back on the road and flawlessly zigzags between the cars before coming to a stop at the starting point. There, Veeronica and C00lkidd were trying to catch their breaths.

"You're good at this.." says the TV girl.

"Better than you, that's for sure!" C00lkidd keeps his ego up.

When they spot Noob, they both jump 'em: "Noob, who won the race?! Be honest!"

Confused, Noob replies: "I don't know, you guys kinda left me behind.. Let's just say its a tie for now." They rub the back of their head. The other 2 had a look of disappointment on their faces.

"Ugh.. fine." Grunts Vee before picking up her board and walking towards Noob.

They both start walking away. Suddenly, from the distance C00lkidd can be heard:

"Just so you know, it's not over yet, Veeronica!"

The 2 survivors start giggling. Noob then mentions its name in hopes it will hear them and get them back to the cabin:

"Hey! Spectre! We're done here. Could you get us back to the lodge?"

The echo could be heard throughout the map. After a few seconds, utter silence. As if no one heard them, nothing happened.

Noob turns to Vee:

"Any moment now."

As if on queue, they both get teleported inside the cabin. It was dark inside, only the cackling fire lighting up the main room in a dim orange light. It seemed some survivors were sleeping on the couch, around the warmth of the fireplace. Noob and Veeronica looked at one another with an understanding look, a silent pact to not wake the others up. They placed their boards down gently next to the door and walked upstairs in hope of finding some comfortable place to rest in until morning.