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Avery and D3rlord3 were hanging out in the kitchen when a butterfly flew through the open window. Now neither of them had noticed it at first due to Avery cooking dinner and D3rlord3 claiming to help but actually keeps getting distracted by Avery. So it isn’t really his fault when he screams like a manly man (a little bitch) when this huge butterfly comes flying out at his face. Avery turns around from where he’s grilling the steaks to see D3rlord3 on the ground panting and a normal butterfly on his helmet. Avery had to grab the edge of the counter to keep himself upright when he starts laughing, and it’s at this moment the D3rlord3 seems to realise what happened and swats the butterfly away and quickly rights himself sending a glare Averys way.
“Really dude all of the over a itty bitty butterfly?” Avery teased between gasps for air.
“Yes, you know 33% of butterfly species are venomous and that 13% of people to come in to contact with those butterflies died days later.” D3rlord3 lies straight out of his ass, well aware that the only deaths from butterflies were people being stupid, but also not wanting to admit he may have overreacted a tinsy bit.
“There is no way that true.”
“Which one of us has infinite knowledge and which doesn’t?”
“Yeah alright your right I’m-“ Avery was about to concede when a booming voice filled the room.
“I to have infinite knowledge and was the one to bestow it on you knight, and I didn’t do it just so you could like to dear Avery.” The King’s voice echoed around the room, causing D3rlord3 to glare out the window that pointed to the cave.
“HAH so you did lie I knew it!” Avery celebrated doing a little victory dance.
“You know little jester if you would just let me give you the gift you would never get into these sort of arguments.” The King try’s to persuade only to be met with “No thank you!” “Over my dead body.” from both the men.
“Ah alright it was worth a try but do come to me of you would like an honest conversation once in a while Avery and your food appears to be burning.” The King says chuckling as he watches Avery turn around to face his food, which is in fact burnt.