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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.Bookmarked by SleepoVersn
17 Jan 2026
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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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13 Jan 2026
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Stan Marsh and the Lost Lyre by AlottoDix
Fandoms: South Park, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Dec 2025
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“So gods can topple titans, shape human destiny, and create the universe, but they draw the line at condoms?”
Being a demigod? Not Stan’s strong suit. Camp Half-Blood? Total nightmare. And don’t even get him started on this stupid quest to find Apollo’s missing lyre.
If you toss in Kenny’s fear of his own powers, Kyle’s mommy issues, and Cartman’s relentless pursuit of a father figure, you’ve got a task so daunting that even Odysseus wouldn’t dare to touch the thing.
South Park Percy Jackson AU. Not crossover.
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- Part 1 of Stan Marsh and the Power of Atheism
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07 Jan 2026
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The Winter Soldier escapes the captivity of Hydra before any of the modern time movie stuff happens; You find him out while hunting and decide, what the hey! and take home the stray. plot ensues (and maybe feelings??) (oh no!)
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06 Jan 2026
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The Civilian’s Field Guide to Task Force 141 by silverlullabies
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
04 Jan 2026
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Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.
Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.
Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?
Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.
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04 Jan 2026