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The very first thing the man realized when he opened his eyes, was that he was falling. Once he processed what was going on, he screamed, flailing his arms as he descended quickly to the concrete. He landed with a SPLAT! but instead of being turned into a bloody pancake, he merely felt sore, groaning in slight pain. He shakily sat up, rubbing his right eye. He went to rub his left, but felt something in front of it.
Confused, the man stood up and looked around, trying to find a mirror. As he looked around the red, decaying, falling wasteland, he saw a large sign with neon letters saying Welcome to Hell!
The man stared before shrugging, Yeah, makes sense. He thought, continued looking around. Across the street, there was a clothing store. He ran over, gasping as he looked into the glass, seeing... himself, his new appearance.
He kept his tan skin from when he was alive, but he had dark blue hair with bunny ears. His left eye was yellow with a black sclera, a yellow mask in the shape of a crescent moon covering the left side of his face. He wore a light blue long sleeved crop top, the sleeves decorate with yellow stars, a dark blue short sleeved jacket on top of it. He wore half blue, half yellow shorts that showed off his legs, which were covered in blue fluffy fur. He turned around and noticed he also had a blue tail. His stomach was exposed and also had fur on his body, making it easy to differentiate skin from fur. Speaking of fur, his ears, tail, and legs had little white stars that flickered in his fur.
Okaaaaay...? He thought, his ears and tail twitching, indicating they were real, Interesting. He looked around more, beginning to walk around, wanting to understand what was going on. Clearly, he died, but he was trying to remember what happened. Last I remember, I was home, on my phone, seeing all those comments... His shoulders slumped, before he sighed, shrugging, Well, it finally worked, I guess. Wonder how long it'll take for people to find my body. He snickered at the thought.
He continued walking, seeming to end up in a city with tall buildings, lots of bright neon lights, TVs, electricity, electronics, etc. He saw signs pointing out bars, drugs, strip clubs, casinos, etc. He spun around, eyes widening, everything so bright and magical looking.
This feels... off.
He felt someone wrap around his arm and widened his eyes. The man turned and it was a woman, slightly taller than him, holding his arm with her breasts pushed against him. He looked up, the woman having red eyes, dark purple hair pulled up into a high ponytail, light lilac colored skin. She wore a mask that covered her nose and mouth with a sharp toothed smile on the mask, wearing a black crop top that had a pentagram cut out to expose her cleavage, black lingerie bottoms, and black heeled boots.
"Heya there, handsome~" She cooed, voice distorted slightly by her mask. She reached up, stoking his cheeks, long nails brushing his skin, "Having fun in the Entertainment District~? I've never seen you around these parts~"
"Never been here before." He deadpanned, looking around again. 'Entertainment District'? Makes sense...
"Want me to show you around~? You'd fit right in, honeybun~!"
He cringed a bit at the nickname. However, he thought about it, ".....Does anyone run this district or is it free game?"
"Ohoho~" She snickered, "Wanna see the big bosses already? You got some balls!"
The man looked at her, "...You know 'em?"
"Holy shit, are you new to, like, all of Hell?" She widened her eyes, seeming to get excited.
He shrugged, "Just woke up falling into this place an hour ago. I'd say so."
"Omg, come with me!" She giggled, seeming more excited than before.
He let her drag him to a building, this one having three Vs decorating the top of it. He was led in, the two avoiding the camera crew and paparazzi as they seemed to be asking questions to a... TV man? Before he could question it, he was pulled into an elevator and she clicked a floor. They went up and walked out onto a pornset, a tall moth yelling out orders.
"Valentino~!" The woman called, letting go of the man, "Daddy~ Lookie~!"
The moth turned around, large golden rimmed, pink heart shaped glasses over his eyes. His skin was a greyish-lavender color, fluffy white fur with red hearts in it decorating his neck. He wore a large red top hat with an asymmetrical zebra print hat-band to match his long red coat. In one of his four arms, he held a long cigarette, pink smoke coming from it.
He gasped and walked over, wrapping one of his arms around the woman, "Oi, mamacita, what have you brought to me today~?" He spoke with a Spanish accent, smiling with sharp teeth.
The man tilted his head, "Lamento molestarlos, pero soy nuevo en Hell y esta mujer me trajo aquí."
"Ah, how divine!" He exclaimed, walking forward, pushing the woman away "¡Es raro que pueda hablar completamente en español! ¡La mayoría aquí son idiotas que ni siquiera pueden saludar!"
The man chuckled, "Glad I could flex." He looked around, "Now, I wanted to ask-"
"You are very handsome!" The moth cooed, grabbing his arm, "My, oh my, I could make you a star! Well, more of a star!" He joked.
The man looked at the moth, confused, "...Right, well-"
"Ah, but let me introduce myself! I am Valentino! One of the three Vee's! And you are?"
"....Call me Ciel."
"Ciel, ah, hermoso!" Valentino cooed, his arms lifting Ciel's, spinning the man around as he checked over his body, "Your name, your body, you could make millions!"
Ciel retracted himself, his ears lowering. Something's not right. He stepped back, "...Listen, I'm here to ask some questions."
"Oh?" Valentino's smile seemed strained now that Ciel backed off.
"I arrived in Hell, like, an hour ago. I was curious as to how things worked?" He glanced at the woman, who seemed both annoyed and worried, "I asked who ran this district and she said you. So, are there other districts? Should I know more about you? How does Hell exactly work?"
Valentino hummed, taking a hit from his long cigarette, breathing out red smoke, smirking, "...How about I answer some questions of yours and then you do some work for me. Deal?" He offered a hand, a pink glow to it.
Everything in his body said not to trust it.
Ciel turned around, hissing, "Whatever. I'll figure it out my-"
"Where do you think you're going?"
Suddenly, two shark demons blocked the elevator. They were big, tall, and buff, showing off two guns at their hips. Ciel stopped and could feel everyone's eyes on him. He glanced around, ears standing straight up and moving at the noises, seeing many people holding some sort of weapon. In a porn studio? Or is he some sort of mob boss? He thought. He glanced around and saw everyone was staring at him, expectantly, hungrily. The woman looked nervous, seeming to bite her bottom lip under the mask.
She knew this would happen. She tried to trick me. He narrowed his eyes.
Valentino smirked, turning to the woman, "You are dismissed, my dear."
She nodded, walking towards the doors.
"Puta." Ciel hissed as she passed him.
Valentino snickered, showing off his sharp teeth as red saliva began to ooze from the corner of his mouth, "You see, little rabbit, you are not going anywhere. Not unless I want you to."
Ciel glared for a moment. Then, he smiled, putting his hands on his hips, "Alright, fine. I'll do a test run for you. I'll suck someone's dick for free, on camera, then you answer my questions." He held out his hand, "Deal?"
This time, it was his hand that was the one glowing. It was a dark blue with little white flecks, matching his outfit and theme.
But Valentino didn't take it, he didn't shake Ciel's hand. He just smiled, "Sure. On your knees, that couch." He pointed, turning around and walking away.
You just answered one of my questions. He smirked. Ciel walked towards the couch, sitting on his knees. Valentino barked out some orders as the man waited. Eventually, a large shark demon, one of the ones who originally was blocking the elevator, sat in front of him, smirking down at him with teal eyes. Ciel moved his hands to the man's legs, smirking. He heard the camera get closer and Valentino yell out "Action!"
The shark grabbed his ears, making Ciel yelp, not realizing they were sensitive. The shark then yanked him towards his groin, "Fucking slut!" He cackled.
"Whatever you think-" Ciel smirked, "-but I'm no dumbass!"
Before the shark could say something, he screamed in pain. Ciel had taken the knife that was hidden under the shark's boot and stabbed him in the leg. He also grabbed the gun holstered onto his pocket and shot the camera, the bullet piercing through it and the person behind it. He quickly ducked under the table behind him, kicking it towards where Valentino was. With his new bunny legs, he seemed to have a lot more strength in them, so the table easily crashed towards the window, cracking it.
"KILL HIM, YOU DUMBASSES!"
Ciel shot the shark who was on the couch before he could move, running toward where he threw the table. He dodged the bullets, apparently being a bit faster with being a bunny, before sliding under the demons' legs who tried to block him. He shot at the window, the glass shattering. He jumped out, groaning as he felt a bullet enter his shoulder before he began to fall. He looked down, flailing as he began to descend towards the concrete, similar to just an hour or two ago.
Shit, I should have thought this through more! He held out his hand, closing his eyes, Come on, can't I have some cool powers that save my ass?! I really wish I had a bed right now, that would be a dream!
Instead of feeling himself splat for real this time, he gasped as he landed on something soft. He opened his eyes, seeing a soft bed made out of a dark blue mist with little white stars. He blinked, confused as he ran his hand... through the mist?
Did I... do this?
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GET HIM"
Ciel widened his eyes, hearing the scream. He would question things later, right now, he needed to run.