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Where Alastor receives a letter from Heaven, relearns French, gives advice to an exorcist, visits Earth and puts his hooves in cold water.
Vox just doesn't want his soul being torn to shreds, but it's not a story about that anyway.“Yu’can’ave my body if you’d like. If you… if you want. Not today! ‘m drunk today. ‘know tastes baaaad. Sorry for drunk. Tommor…morrow? Can have. If. If! If you let me stay. Yeah?”
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09 May 2026
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You love your sister. You love your sister more than life itself. You are not going to wrap your ice-cold, gloved hands around her hotelier’s skinny neck and strangle him.
But sometimes you would very much like to.
[In which it turns out that Charlie's older sister/crown princess!Reader and Alastor think they hate each other, except, no, they really don't, and fluff and smut ensue.]
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03 May 2026
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Static Between Heaven and Hell by Jorie2127 (JorieDS)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
15 May 2026
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When Alastor dies in 1933, he expects Hell.
What he does not expect is to wake in the in-between, face to face with Michael, the prince of Heaven, and be offered a bargain. All in exchange of protecting one Lucifer Morningstar, no less!
Alastor agrees for practical reasons.
Then everything becomes inconvenient because what begins as a mission becomes something far messier as Alastor is drawn into the world of these two angels. There are too many feelings involved and that's certainly not what he bargained for!(Someone please help this dumb deer.)
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01 May 2026
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Alastor makes a living taking out the vilest retches of the city, the lowest of the low.
When he gets contracted to take out another lowly sinner, it's business as usual...
Something is amiss with his next target, she doesn't fit the profile of other hits. Why her?Charlie is working hard towards her dream of running a safe house for domestic violence victims.
She is so close to having the place up and running, just a few permits needed, bug bombs and lots of TLC.
She feels like there is a target on her back. First her permits get denied, then someone keeps vandalizing the place! Is she being watched?Charlastor AU - It's my first time.
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27 Apr 2026
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Lilith needs to be in two places at once. She of course asks her loyal pet for help!
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What happened during the thirty years leading up to Alastor and Lilith's disappearance?Canon compliant as of season 2
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26 Apr 2026