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Summary:

Timothy Drake is cursed and has traveled to the future, and his little sister Janet Drake adopted him and became Timothy Jackson Drake, the son of Jack and Janet Drake. However, what has happened to his friends Bruce and Ollie's sanity? He hasn't been here in a while. What happened that they're putting on this stupid show? Wait, hero. That's why I have to watch out for them as always, but why don't they recognize me? It could be the effects of the curse (it's only after the Red Robin incident that everyone realizes that he's cursed).

Notes:

I used a translation program to write this story, and this story was written by me as a third party, and I take no responsibility.

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Chapter 1: Meeting

Chapter Text

All the active heroes are present, the Justice League, Justice League Dark, the Titans, Young Justice, the Rebels, the New Guardians, and the Lanterns. And surprisingly, Constantine is also present, seemingly making a deal with Zetanna and Dr. Fate. The meeting begins and lasts for five hours. At the end, it is announced that there are no more questions for five minutes, so the meeting is declared closed. Constantine says, "Why isn't anyone mentioning Red Robin's curse?" Everyone looks at Constantine in surprise. Red Robin says, "You're the only one who noticed the curse." "Even the magic scanners didn't pick up anything, and the paranormal experts didn't get an answer. Everyone was looking at Red Robin. Batman says, "Explain." Red Robin also said that civilian identity was cursed and right at that moment, another wizard appeared and the wizards got involved which led to me seeing myself in the future at the age of three. As a result my little sister who had grown up registered me as her child and I got a middle name and started to figure out what had happened like any other human. As a result I was declared missing and dead and the colored squares turned into two corners and played fools to hide their identity and from the other corners, may his soul rest in peace." Green Arrow said "Black?" Red Robin replied "I'll explain, Gold, be patient, learn from Purple." Green Arrow replied "Purple is trying to figure it out and is in shock. How could we not? I mean we recognized those people as masked newspaper men, but damn, I was in a business meeting with you yesterday." Purple said "I don't understand. We lived together and were roommates for thirteen (13) years before you disappeared. Before that, we were neighbors and every vacation, the three of us would share a room. After you traveled through time, we became neighbors again. We were roommates and co-workers for ten (10) years and five (5) years and I didn't understand." Nightwing said, "What do you mean you're purple?" Batman replied, "Yes, I'm purple and when we met, we were all five (5) years old and when that happened to me, we were nine (9) years old. After what happened to me, we became roommates so they could be with me. Two months later, when I attempted suicide, we became roommates. For a year, the three of us went to therapy because I didn't want to go to the doctor alone. Then the Golden family said he had to go back home, which was in another city and Black was our next-door neighbor. So we stayed together and Gold would go home every weekend and we were homeschooled until after elementary school, when we went to boarding school, we were roommates. A dorm, where Green joined us, may his soul rest in peace.” Each dorm room was for four people, and over the holidays, we went from three to four. Eventually, I went on a trip around the world to train to be Batman, and Gold crashed in a plane crash, and Black disappeared, and Green died. Back to the Curse of Constantine. Tell me whatever you want. Green Lantern said, “Stop it, you knew Spooky’s identity from the beginning, and you were friends with him since you were kids, and you were always in the betting business.” You were there and you didn’t say anything, that’s betrayal.

Green Arrow replied: Flash also knew that Kid Flash and Nightwing were married and Nightwing was the first Robin and Robin was Batman's partner and his child was Batman's first adopted child and Arsenal is now married to Robin II and Red Hood is Batman's second adopted child and we have a grandchild together named Speedy.

This time everyone except the Bat family exclaims in surprise, just give us a little time to figure out what's going on, so Batman and Green Arrow and Red Robin and Constantine go into another room to talk about the curse.

Notes:

I used a translation program to write this story, and this story was written by me as a third party, and I take no responsibility.