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Cheer Up, Hayden Pike!

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Hi Mr. Hayden,

We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.

In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.

For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?

or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos

Notes:

resources + code w/ tweaks

- edits from canva
- free img from dupe
- gifs
- email & youtube by the goat mystyrust
- messages with imessage skin by Azdaema Codes (Azdaema)
- tiktok w/ comments: this fic by goldenhand9107 and this codepen by Vandilson Gomes
- twitter by starskin
- wikipedia by anon
- coolest discord skin is by ao3 user Erina who gave me permission to use it
- text reveal by the one&only gifbot!
- reddit by spookedcroon with modifications by MijuWrites

tyty everybody!!!! <3 hope you have fun reading!

i think it's now working in reversi???? and omg idk why this is suddenly blowing up but tysm everyone!

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Brad

Notes:

first of all, show creator’s style should be on 🌟 you can press play & other buttons on youtube & scroll thru comments on tiktok. second, if you don’t know brad yet or haven’t read the books -- BOOK SPOILERS ahead. so yeah!

anyway, this fic is kinda hayden pike–centric, and it was inspired by this awesome tweet of @yrs_on_purpose!

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Brad
@brad_voyaguers111

I specifically asked for a birthday greeting, not some ridiculous makeout. Completely unacceptable! @HaydenPike @NASAEarth @FBI @Pontifex


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bears brainrot ゚。⋆ @lenab3ar · Dec 24
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OH MY GOD I KNEW IT SHASHDAJSJDBAS OMG THAT’S THEM! THAT’S THEM! 😱

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✦vex hunter @huntrpilled · Dec 24
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you're such a loser like if you’re gonna leak, at least get the blue check, get paid, or hand it to a famous journalist 🤷‍♂️ (tagging the pope is insane btw)

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ily A ✪ @R0ZA_81_ · Dec 24
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Hi Brad! I say this with all my heart and completely non-existent soul: you’re an actual asshole for posting this!

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Nica ⭐️ @sssshaneeey · Dec 24
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♥︎ @1_tapetotape · Dec 24
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ok wtf hayden pike has this kind of motion? ppl rly pay HIM to greet u on a bday? lmfao now i've seen it all

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one fanmail video has shocked the world, not because of the person talking but because of the people caught on camera

CAUGHT KISSING! 😳 Two rival hockey stars! Are they lovers?!
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@puckchaser99 · 3 hours ago
okay listen, i’m a big fan of one of those two players. they might be together, they might not, i don’t care!

but yo pls tell me ppl PAY FOR A GREETING? FROM HAYDEN PIKE??? like… my brain is short-circuiting just thinking about it. why???????? why not literally any other player?? this makes zero sense. i cannot. someone explain. i’m losing my mind!!!!


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@goalieguru · 3 hours ago
You had a personalized birthday message and still managed to fumble it by leaking the background. Generational dumbass behavior

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@mitty_iceblade · 2 hours ago
lols how are we so sure it’s them? doppelgängers are real, ai is real, deepfakes are real


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@hattrick_rozanoob · 4 hours ago
2:45 does hayden pike have no manager or pr to check these videos before they go out?

ugh why do i even ask. obviously he has no one. 😭😭


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@fr0zenr1nk427 · 4 hours ago
Srsly i have so many questions but like… where do i even start

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My Beautiful Wife

Today 7:39 PM

Jackie
Hayden, I'm gonna start packing now
Hayden
Jesus
Baby I swear as soon as I get home, I'll explain everything
It was an accident. Shane is my best friend
Fuck don't leave me
I'm making amends right now. You know what I mean

Today 7:44 PM

Jackie
Hello? I'm not leaving YOU
WE are leaving
Hayden
WHAT
Jackie
So I just read some of the new emails from your fans today
You have 43 unread ones
God you and your fanmails I sweaaar
Seems like you’ve been outing those two for god knows how long
Ilya Rozanov is going to kill you. Worse, maybe Shane is going to
We need to escape asap

Today 7:47 PM

Hayden
Shit ok give me a sec I'm gonna read them
Jackie
We’re definitely going to stock up on Shane’s ginger ale to atone for this
And have fun there! Love you
Hayden
I'll bring you home ur fav food
See you soon. Love you more
Jackie
And maybe some duct tape?
Just in case I need to secure you to the suitcase before I hand you over to Shane's boyfriend 😊
Hayden
Ha ha ha


Cheer Up, Hayden Pike!

Clarissa L.
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Hi Mr. Hayden,

We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.

In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.

For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?

So we really hope you don’t feel too bad. It just got unlucky with stupid Brad this time. Hope everything goes well. We’ll always support all of you. Please send our love to your friends.

Sincerely,
Clarissa L.
Just a concerned fan


#CheerUpHaydenPike

Selena J.
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Dear Mr. Pike,

I hope this message finds you well. One of your FanMail videos that I received included also quite the spectacle. At one point, I noticed the reflection of Mr. Rozanov and Mr. Hollander rubbing their noses against each other.

I can’t help but think that had I sold this footage to the right people, I might have achieved generational wealth by now. Alas, fortune favors the bold, or in this case, the snitch, and unfortunately not everyone is a Brad.

In any case, I want to assure you that I remain a devoted fan. I can’t wait for the next fanmail!

Regards,
Selena J.

Thoughts from a Very Entertained Fan

Joseph Harold
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Hey there,

Do not fret. My fanmail had no traces of Hollander or Rozanov. I just wanted to feel included, and this all seemed fun in the moment. I don’t even know if you personally read these emails, but what the hell. I hope you’re doing okay, Mr. Pike.

I'm kidding! Remember when you recorded a video after your training? They walked behind you and held hands for a second and you just got the right angle to catch it. I was wondering if you were deliberately showing it, but I thought maybe not. We had an unspoken rule to never post these anyway, so all's well! :)

I’m also gay, and I’ve never shared that with my best friend. I hope, when the time comes, he’ll be as accepting as you are.

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To whom it may concern,

You might be his manager or not, but I’m sending this to be sure. To be honest, this isn’t entirely Hayden Pike’s fault.

After all, I have a video from him too, where the two were constantly staring at each other, completely fixated, clearly visible in the reflection of the car behind him.

Did it ever get spread online? No. Because I paid for it. Because I chose to keep it to myself. I was selfish.

So more power to him and to his two best friends. I’m sure he’s thrilled for them.

- Sam

I lost

Minerva Eloise
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Hi Mr. Hayden Pike,

I wanted to let you know that I once thought I was the rare owner of a video showing Ilya Rozanov wiping food from the bottom of Shane Hollander's lip with his finger before tasting it himself.

It was a rare capture, filmed discreetly under a glass table. Well, you were also there wishing me a happy holiday, I guess.

But I lost. That dumbass narc Brad’s video had them making out.

Oh well. I hope you revisit the FanMail website someday. Because of you, I found good friends on the internet.

Godspeed.

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Ilya Rozanov
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Dear Hayden,

My boyfriend doesn't know yet about other videos. But I do. Too late to run, yes?

Sent from my iPhone

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You invite us dinner. Maybe I forget things

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My Beautiful Wife

Today 8:32 PM

Hayden
Fuck you're right
Let's start packing. On my way home
Jackie
Hahahaha
You're lucky I love you
But no