We Remain Attentive to Your Response

by bobtailsquid

Summary:

Seto,

Unfortunately I cannot comment on the spiritual purity of eels. Use your best judgment.

With love,
Isis

Notes:

• For charcuterieaznable.

hello Sydney I had a ton of fun with this :3

An entirely epistolary fic about emailing the dimension cannon operations team, only the freshest local seafood options, and feeeelings.

The best way to read this fic is on a laptop with creator style turned ON. landscape mode on ur phone also works. otherwise the reading experience will be…quite confusing 🫠

Chapter 1

 

From: [email protected]

Subject: PROJECT TESSERACT: UPDATES

To: [email protected]

CC: [email protected]

Attached: wooly.kcx radiant.kcx gunmetal.kcx bloodhound.kcx martini.kcx donut.kcx sourdough.kcx squeaker.kcx nascent.kcx

Seto-sama,

We are proud to report that we have successfully identified no less than nine potential candidates for PROJECT TESSERACT, based on analysis of the quark fragmentation signature readings conducted at the KaibaCorp Stadium—as follows:

ZERO DIMENSION: Σ3X-X45-ΔXX-8X9

• Σ30-Ω45-Δ82-899, codename “Wooly”
• Σ33-Μ45-Δ12-809, codename “Radiant”
• Σ33-Θ45-Δ19-8X9, codename “Gunmetal”
• Ζ34-Ζ45-Δ31-839, codename “Bloodhound”
• Σ35-X45-Δ45-8X9, codename “Martini”
• Σ36-Η45-Δ56-8X9, codename “Donut”
• Σ39-Φ45-Δ57-8X9, codename “Sourdough”
• Σ3X-X45-Δ78-889, codename “Squeaker”
• Σ3X-Ξ45-Δ23-879, codename “Nascent”

Dimension Cannon maintenance and calibration downtime is currently clocking in 46 hours and 36 minutes. DC Operations are in pursuit of further optimization so as to minimize refractory period between launches.

Launch conditions are reading nominal across all quantum vectors, with Charm and Strong flavors combined comprising above 27.601% of the captured set. Strong force should not be an issue as inverse-negative polarity potential of our captured axions is stable at ±3.58μ/ns.

I’ve attached our most recent readings on all nine candidate dimensions for your review. we are ready to proceed with launching an exploratory probe into your priority dimension—at your discretion.

We remain attentive to your response.

Sasaki Tomoe
Vice President, Special Projects | Kaiba Corporation | She / her
My working hours may not be your working hours. Please do not feel obligated to reply outside of your normal work schedule.

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: PROJECT TESSERACT: UPDATES

To: [email protected]

CC: [email protected]

Proceed w/ all

- ks

Sent from my iPhone

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: RE: PROJECT TESSERACT: UPDATES

To: [email protected]

*triple checking both kaibosses are off the thread*

Sure. “Proceed w/ all” okay, cool. Launching ONE little doohickey is 3.7 million american dollars a pop but he just wants to blow his load all at once. Why do we even send him a list to choose from? Is this normal?

I’ll forward to DC Ops ASAP. god knows they’re always awake up there

Emiliano “Milo” Medina
Senior Director, Special Projects | Kaiba Corporation | He / him
My working hours may not be your working hours. Please do not feel obligated to reply outside of your normal work schedule.

 

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FROM: [email protected]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: PROJECT TESSERACT: UPDATES

To: [email protected]

Thank you.

I don't know how they did it in Parks & Experiences, but please keep your composure. This is Special Projects, not accounting.

Tomoe

 

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This probe is for Kanakht Tutmesut Neferhepu Segereh-Tawy Wetjeskhau Sehotep Netjeru Nebkheperu-Ra Atem, colloquially known as Atem.
This probe will open if Atem provides the correct answer to the following question:
WHAT WAS THE FIRST CARD PLAYED?
ENTER:
If no answer is provided, this probe will self-destruct in 36 hours and all transmission will stop.

35:59:47

Notes:

that's right it's COMPLETELY EPISTOLARY [airhorn]

kind comments and kudos are always welcome!