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Blake: You have failed me, Adam. You have failed me.
Adam: I should have known you were plotting to leave!
Blake: Adam, the White Fang was evil!
Adam: From my point of view, the humans are evil!
Blake: Then you are lost.
Adam: This is the end for you, my love.
(They fight)
Blake: It's over, Adam. We have you disarmed!
Adam: You underestimate my power.
Blake: Don't try it.
*Adam attacks. Blake and Yang stab him from both sides*
Adam: *Pained cry*
Blake: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy Salem's forces, not join them! Bring balance to the faunus, not leave them in darkness.
Adam: I hate you!
Blake: You were my boyfriend, Adam. I loved you.
*Adam falls off of the cliff. Blake and Yang stare after him until he hits the water and is washed from sight*
Yang: So that means you're single, right?
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*Ruby picks up Yang's scroll and glances at it*
Ruby: What's yuri?
*Yang snatches it back*
Yang: I'm learning Russian. Shut up.
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*A jealous Ruby watches Weiss flirt with Flynt Coal.*
Ruby: Blake, tell me I'm pretty.
Blake: Were I not engaged to your sister, I would take you in a strong and dominant fashion.
Ruby: Cuz I'm pretty?
Blake: Cuz you're pretty.
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Weiss: You enter the cave. It's pitch black inside. The shadows stretch on seemingly forever.
Yang: Ooh, I know! I cast magic missile to attack the darkness!
Weiss: Okay... Skill check.
Yang: *Rolls a 20* Hell yeah bay-bee!
Weiss: Magic missile illuminates the darkness. However, casting an offensive spell at full power has another effect, as it causes the cave to collapse, burying you under tons of rocks and dirt. Roll a survival check.
Yang: Wait, what? It worked in Dead Alewives!
Weiss: Just because something worked in a decades old meme doesn't mean it'll work the same way here. Roll.
Yang: Um... *Rolls a 1* Shit!
Weiss: Oof. That counts for two failures. One more and your character dies.
Blake: Wait, Ruby and I didn't go in. Can't we do something to save her?
Weiss: You can, but your options are limited. If you want to dig her out, you'll have to roll three strength checks at 17 or higher, each, while she doesn't fail any more survival checks.
Yang: This is bullshit! You let me do that on purpose!
Weiss: You sure talk a lot of shit for someone with limited oxygen. Ruby, strength check?
Ruby: *Thinks a moment, then turns her token around* I look the other way.
Yang: Hey!
Ruby: Maybe your next character won't steal my pudding out of the fridge without telling me.
Yang: Maybe my next character is gonna beat the shit out of you instead.
Ruby: Can I kick another rock onto the pile?
Weiss: I'll allow it.
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Sun: Well, she picked Yang. It's over. I lost.
Neptune: It's okay, buddy. You did your best.
Sun: I know, it's just, sometimes I feel like I'll never find love.
Neptune: What about that stuff we did back at Beacon?
Sun: That wasn't about love, Neptune. It was about power.
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Winter: So, everything's going well at Beacon?
Weiss: Yeah, it's going great.
Winter: You're not the leader of your team, though.
Weiss: Yeah, I had an issue with that at first, but my partner has really proven herself since then. I'm proud to stand beside-
*Her scroll goes off. She excuses herself, and turns around to answer it*
Weiss: Hey, I- What? What do you mean it- Is it turning on? Okay... What's the battery power? No, you have to... In the corner. Yes, press that. One bar means it's almost dead, so half a bar means it's going to shut down certain functions to preserve power. You have to charge it. What? I don't know, you- How are you even calling me? Yang's scroll? Well why not just ask her for help? No, it's fine just- Look, I'm kinda busy right now, ask your sister to walk you through it. Okay. Yes, I saw the Zwei pics. Good bye.
Winter: ...
Weiss: Yeah, so like I said, she's a great leader.
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To be continued