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"Wait for me! I have shorter legs!" Said Gimli. Due to being a dwarf, he couldn't walk any faster like Legolas and Aragorn.
"Aragorn," Said Legolas. He was talking to Aragorn while standing on a big LEGO rock. (Although, it wasn't really that big.) "You wanna know what my elf eyes can see from here?" "Sure, Legolas... I assume the Uruks are... *cough, cough* taking the hobbits to isengard!?" Said Aragorn in a singing voice.
"What? No. And why did you say it like that- you know what nevermind. I need a closer look."
"What do you see, Legolas?" Said Gimli. "Oh my gosh... this is worse than I thought!" Said Legolas. He couldn't believe what his elvish eyes were seeing right now. And he probably will never forget what he just saw for the rest of his life. "What is it?" Said Aragorn. Confused. "I can see your wife, Arwen at the Green Dragon, drinking root beer and smiling with some random man, In weathertop."
"Boromir..." Aragorn said calmly. He was furious about what Legolas had just said to him and now he just had a feeling that Boromir was taking his wife out on a date. Arwen might not even know it's a date. She's probably being tricked by Boromir so he can hang out with her!
Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli decided to stop Uruk hunting and returned to rivendell. The next day, there was a council meeting and Boromir was talking about his life issues. "Calm down Boromir." Said Elrond. One of the agents of rivendell and he was an elf. He was trying to calm down Boromir because Boromir thought his father picked favorites and loved his brother more than him.
"I'm just saying. everyday I go to work, knowing my own father loves my brother more than he loves me. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?" Said Boromir. Talking to all of the members of the fellowship. (And some people who decided to join the meeting.) "Boromir, please. We need to decide the fate of the one ring. Now keep your personal life out of this council. Anyway, back to business." Said Elrond. He was tired of Boromir's blabbering and wanted to continue the meeting.
Agent Elrond then spoke and said "The ring must be destroyed, and the only way to do so is-" "I CAN SEE THE SHIRE FROM HERE!" Said Legolas. interrupting Elrond so he can brag about how he is able to see things in a far distance because every elves' eyes are very clear. "There is absolutely no way in Middle-earth you can see all the way to the shire from here you blonde plastic haired moron." Said Boromir. Getting irritated by Legolas' words. "Yes I can!" Said Legolas. "I actually have superior elvish eyes." "Is that true, Agent Elrond?" Said Boromir. He wanted conformation that Legolas had superior elvish eyes or not. "Well, yes it's true that elves have keener eyes than most, but like you said Boromir, there is no way in mordor he can see the shire from here. I mean for starters, we're surrounded by huge mountains for elves' sake!" Said Elrond. Stating the facts to Legolas. "So can we PLEASE stick to the schedule now? I have a dinner reservation at the Prancing Pony tonight with lady Galadriel, if anyone wants to know. And I do NOT wish to be late again."
"Ahh, I can see the shire from here." Said Boromir. Imitating Legolas' voice in a mocking tone. Boromir then says "What a clown!" And then sits down on a little LEGO chair by a statue. But then he sees someone's shadow walking up to him and he gets up and realizes that it's Aragorn! "Welcome to rivendell Boromir: Son of Denethor." Said Aragorn. "Goodness, Aragorn: Son of... a Nutcracker! You scared me." "Yeah, sorry about that. I just have one question for you. Did you flirt with my wife Arwen, yesterday?" Said Aragorn. Wanting to know the truth. "What? No," Said Boromir. Confused. "I wasn't even in rivendell yesterday. I arrived this morning just before the council started. Ask Agent Elrond if you don't believe me." Said Boromir. "Alright, fine. I believe you."