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Ana is On Probation
Today 2:41 PM
Luca: I fear this has to be my last day on earth.
Ana: Olololol
Luca: Fuck off I'm serious. I'm going to kill myself and you don't care
Ana: ..... Drama.
Ana: Fine what happened?
Luca: I GRABBED THE WRONG LUGGAGE AT THE AIRPORT!?!! I HAVE THE LITERAL MLH DRAFT TOMORROW.
Luca: ENDING IT
Ana: HAHAHAHAHAH YOURE FUCKED
Ana: I'll put your Rozanov Poster in the coffin with you
Luca: Add a Hollander one too T_T
Maybe: Archie
Today 8:52 PM
Luca: I am so sorry I missed your call. I had a meeting as soon as I landed. I hope it is okay that I texted.
Luca: Oh my god please do not read your DMs
Archie: I’m the one who grabbed the wrong bag
Luca: I am surprised we were on the same flight. You are way too famous to fly coach.
Archie: Also too late 😂
Archie: Rest easy you’re not blocked
Luca: Oh god this is how I will die. Sending embarrassing DMs to an actual movie star.
Archie: Flattery will get you everywhere ;) I’m not that famous!!
Luca: Famous enough that I found you on google!!!
Archie: Could I google you?
Luca: You would not find anything!
Archie: Huh?! Wow you’re right. How is that possible?! Not even facebook?
Luca: :D
Archie: If it makes you feel less embarrassed I grabbed your bag in a rush because I was so panicked today I needed to get to LA last minute for an audition and if I missed it it would probably ruin my life
Archie: Also how cute is it that you label your clothes with name and phone number?!?
Luca: Oh god you went through my bag?!??
Archie: How else was I supposed to know whose bag it was??
Luca: The bag tag. On the handle.
Archie: Nah I opened it before I even checked that you had a bag tag! I told you about the rush audition. Also so sorry but I definitely stole a pair of jeans. I spilled coffee on mine. 😬🤪
Archie: Found it!.
Archie: [Image of Luggage tag including Luca’s name and phone number. Open black carry on with clothing tucked and labelled into clear packing cubes. A suit bag on the other side.]
Archie: Are you the most organized person ever or?? I actually thought you were like 13 and your mom packed your bag! Until I saw the size of your dress shoes.
Luca: Oh my god Archibold Lanes went through my clothes I’m gonna throw up.
Archie: Please don’t! If you’re still in LA so we can swap tomorrow.
Luca: Also I’m 18!!
Archie: Pfh you’re a baby. And how was I supposed to know, you had crayons in your bag!
Luca: They’re Pastels. AND You’re only two years older than me ?!
Archie: Cute.
Archie is Kind Of A Dick
Today 9:03 PM
Luca: Anyway!!! I kind of need my stuff before 1pm earlier is better actually. Kind of a big deal for me tomorrow. I really need that suit.
Archie: You need a suit sure , you definitely don’t need that one. 😬
Luca: What’s that supposed to mean?
Archie: This suit is…. 🙃🙃
Luca: Black!?
Archie: Boooooring!
Luca: -.-
Archie: I love that face! Ohhh I’m going to steal that. But yea this suit is kind of lame.
Luca: It’s my only suit and tomorrow is black tie !!
Archie: Well… I wouldn’t mind having my own clothes to sleep in. It’s only nine…
Luca: I’m staying at the Sheraton.
Archie: Bougie!!!
Luca: Says you! You’re telling me you're not at a five star? I don’t believe it.
Archie: Well no. But which Sheraton? We can meet at a cafe or something.
Luca: Google says the one on Hope.
Archie: Look, there's a 24hr Ihop near there. I can be there in…..twenty minutes.
Archie: Shared a location
Luca: Deal.
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 11:03 PM
Archie: Thanks for paying for my pancakes. I can’t believe I forgot my wallet.
Luca: Being owed a favour by a movie star! Big leagues
Archie: Ahh I see extortion!!
Luca: I can’t believe you’re at the same hotel and we didn’t just meet downstairs.
Archie: Thought you were going to be a weirdo. I’m kind of a big deal you know? 😂
Luca: Between the two of us you’re the weirdo!
Archie: Also that accent 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Luca: Really?!? It’s very… European
Archie: Cute like the rest of you.
Luca: I’m deleting your number.
Archie: You’re not! 😃
Luca: No but I am going to sleep!!!
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 10:03 AM
Luca: Good luck today!!
Archie: You too!! When are you leaving your hotel?
Luca: Around 2pm event is at 3.
Archie: Hmmmm
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 1:17 PM
Luca: What the fuck?!?
Archie: It’s a big day for you and that suit was garbage 🙃
Luca: I’m just…. What the fuck Archie!!!
Archie: Break a leg or whatever
Archie: Send pics!
Luca: [image]
Archie: Cute!
Luca: Blocked.
Archie: That suit is sooo much better 👀
Luca: This is insane.
Archie: Eh! It’s off the rack. Now if you want to see insane you need a tailored suit.
Luca: I can’t believe you. Let me pay you back
Archie: Ahaha no think of it as an apology 🙏🏼
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 6:47 PM
Archie: Good evening 🙃
Luca: Long day?
Archie: Long audition weekend.
Luca: Felt
Archie: Sooooo?!!!??
Luca: What?
Archie: How did the important thing go??!?!!
Luca: I’m in shock. Actually. Maybe I’ll throw up.
Archie: Good news?!??
Luca: Kind of? Sort of ? Maybe?!?
Archie: What does that mean?!
Luca: I can’t like say. Yet
Archie: OH NDA. Got it.
Archie: Did it go well though?
Luca: Yea it fucking did.
Archie: Let’s celebrate! Dinner’s on me.
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 7:13 AM
Luca: [Link]
Archie: What’s this?
Archie: Hockey?!?
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 2:27PM
Archie: HOCKEY!!!!
Archie: HOLY SHIT
Luca: Holy shit.
Archie: That’s you!!
Luca: That’s me. I’m actually going to lose my mind. I can’t believe it’s real.
Archie: You’re playing for the MLH. You’re a fucking hockey player.
Luca: Me a hockey player. For the MLH
Archie: I thought you were a 13 year old with crayons?!?
Archie: AND YOU APPARENTLY WON SILVER OF THE DRAFT THING??
Luca: There’s no medal. But yes I am
Archie: holy shit…
Luca: IM THE NUMBER TWO DRAFT PICK IM THE NEXT SHANE HOLLANDER
Archie: who is that?
Archie: Hold on I just googled him.
Archie: Holy shit he’s hot
Archie: Oh my god
Archie: OH MY GOD
Archie: (This message has been deleted.)
Luca: Wait what.
Archie is Kinda Funny
Today 9:27AM
Archie: When’s your flight
Luca: A little after 2
Archie: Oh same
Luca: What’re the chances we’re going to have the same flight
Archie: I was thinking the same.
Archie: NYC you?
Luca: Toronto than lay over than Switzerland
Archie: Booooo
Archie: THATS THE ACCENT
Luca: ?!
Archie: I couldn’t place it at all it was pissing me off
Luca: Yes I’m just a boring European
Archie: Well it’s okay I’m quarter Korean I can bring the spice of life to this relationship.
Luca: Oh! I get it now.
Archie: Get what
Luca: Nothing nothing
Archie: ?!??