Bunnydoll shipper gets trapped in The Amazing Digital Circus

by Diguinho5644

Summary:

In today's very drunk thought experiment, i will be trapping a bunnydoll shipper (me) inside The Amazing Digital Circus and his goal is to survive without accidentally revealing his identity or shipping bunnydoll! Will he be able to do it? Or will he accidentally fix Jax and make it a reality? You will find out

Notes:

• For Diguinho5644.

TW: this fic has a lot more inside and potentially dirty jokes, since im using my full dirty mouth potential, think of me as Stewie from Family Guy, i look like a child but i have information beyond what any normal teenager has, i alone am the one cursed with knowledge.

Also veeeeery cringe, so its why i consider this a hybrid crackfic-angst, because there will be some more serious moments (insert ep6 thumbnail)
As for finality, it will end in a cliffhanger for obvious reason.
If anyone, for some deranged reason wants to randomly insert me in your fic atleast ask me, theres a reason i didnt make a tag for my self-insert.

Chapter 1: THE VERY ADVANCED CANON INSERTION MACHINE!

Notes:

Do not take any of this seriously, its a hybrid breed between something actually serious and a crackfic.
Enjoy the only work i will ever self-insert myself into, because im cringe as fuck.

Also slight clarification, in here im a minor because 1. Im keeping myself isolated from any of that stuff, 2. Because i am a minor.

"Hello and welcome to my experiment, fine readers, today, i will be trapping me, myself, and i, inside of The Amazing Digital Circus! Hopefully i forget who any of the characters are!"

I face an large machine, filled with tubes and wires, i am fascinated in my inteligence. As i enter inside, everything starts spinning, the machine runs, and runs, and runs, and runs...

*clank*, "shit", i walk over and find out the nuclear reactor core is broken, i quickly try to find whats wrong, ends up being some weird liquid seeping through. Snatching this liquid and analysing it, it seems to be chemical waste leaking. After using some flex seal to patch it up, it ran fine, spun around and faster than ever-

ERROR: DETECTED HIGH LEVELS OF BIAS IN THE INSERTION.

i checked the logs, and found out somehow... because i ship too many things, it wouldnt let me in, due to instability, and risks of causing temporal changes.

However, my two options were both terrible, either i lowered intensity of all of them, but due to how it would order it, i would instead ship funnybunny, and that could not happen!

Or i can fully disable everything but bunnydoll, which would let me through, i decided to go with the latter, "better to focus on one thing than all of em, am i right?"

With this change, i turned on the machine one more time, the reactor booted up, the colors switched on, my conscience connected, and the simple HTTP request to the circus's servers passed, i felt my head dizzy as the machines started to run, my body suddently losing weight, as my vision became blurrier, and blurrier, and blurrier...

Until i was put in... and i couldnt remember my name.

Notes:

Quote of the chapter:

"Whos J.K Rowling when you got me!"

- Diguinho5644, circa 2022

Only thing you gotta learn about me is that i exaggerate everything, good luck trying to understand why im doing something.