Mechs Chat

by EarlGrey_with_Lemon

Summary:

A story of the Mechanisms having a groupchat, and the chaos that ensues, with just a little (and possibly more) Magnus Archives shenanigans.

 

(This is entirely written for my own entertainment, so don't expect consistent updates in the slightest. I write when I'm bored in class.)

Chapter 1: Creation of the Group Chat

Summary:

It is made.

Notes:

Hello! This is my first time ever writing anything on here, and I have very little idea what I'm doing.

But I started writing this in a very boring science class and thought it was funny, then thought "Hey! Other people might find this funny!" So, here it is.

This won't be consistent in any way, other than sorta aligning with the story line of tma. So updates are up to the gods and my sleep schedule.

But without further ado, the random shit my brain comes up with when there's nothing else going on!
- Grey

2:34 am

Tim Gunning created a chat

Tim Gunning added Jonathan Sims, Nastya Rasputina, Ashes O’Reily, Ivy Alexandria, Brian Drummond, Jessica Law, Raphaella la Cognizi, Marius von Raum, and Lyfrassir Edda

Tim Gunning changed their name to Gunpowder Tim

Gunpowder Tim changed Jonathan Sims’ name to Jonny D’Ville

Gunpowder Tim changed Brian Drummond’s name to Drumbot Brian

Gunpowder Tim changed Jessica Law’s name to Toy Soldier

Gunpowder Tim: there we go

Ashes O’Reily: why

Gunpowder Tim: bc earth
Gunpowder Tim: and we need a way to communicate better

Ashes O’Reily: and you did this at 2 in the morning because ?

Gunpowder Tim: couldn’t sleep

Ashes O’Reily: I’m not gonna ask

Gunpowder Tim: good

 

7:31 am

Jonny D’Ville: i just wook up for work wtf is this
Jonny D’Ville: nvm

Marius von Raum: YOU HAVE A JOB????

DrumBot Brian: My thoughts exactly

Jonny D’Ville: i lost a bet w ivy

DrumBot Brian: Ah
Drumbot Brian: That makes more sense
Drumbot Brian: Also Marius why are you up?
DrumBot Brian: You never get up early

Marius von Raum: Raph broke into my flat at like 6 and yelled
Marius von Raum: and I quote
Marius von Raum: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE SCIENCE?”

DrumBot Brian: Was it a rhetorical question?

Raphaella la Cognizi: yes

Marius von Raum: yes

DrumBot Brian: Have fun

Raphaella la Cognizi: Oh I will!

Marius von Raum: fuck you

 

2:13 pm

Nastya Rasputina: So Jonny has a job now
Nastya Rasputina: What is it?

Jonny D’Ville: not telling

Ashes O’Reily: where were you earlier?
Ashes O’Reily: you don’t even sleep

Nastya Rasputina: Fuck off I sleep
Nastya Rasputina: Also I was working on Aurora
Nastya Rasputina: Because someone shot her again

Gunpowder Tim changed Nastya Rasputina’s name to Ship Fucker

Ship Fucker: …
Ship Fucker: . . .
Ship Fucker: . . .

Gunpowder Tim: wait im sorry

Gunpowder Tim changed Ship Fucker's name to Universe's Greatest Engineer

Universe’s Greatest Engineer: …
Universe's Greatest Engineer: You're on thin fucking ice

 

2:28 pm

Jonny D’Ville: im axtully going to kill mt coworkrs

Universe’s Greatest Engineer: Learn how to spell first

Jonny D’Ville: abslutly not

Universe’s Greatest Engineer: I will break your harmonica

Jonny D’Ville: I will drain your blood and use it to paint your mistakes, while I let Raphaella use your body as a test subject.

 

2:35 pm

Gunpowder Tim: well
Gunpowder Tim: he used capatalization

Ashes O’Reily: and punctuation

Gunpowder Tim: and correct spelling

Ivy Alexandria: I won’t ask where Jonny is, but where is Nastya?

Gunpowder Tim: fucking the ship

DrumBot Brian: With Aurora

Gunpowder Tim: i was close

 

4:15 pm

Lyfrassir Edda: How am I even in this???
Lyfrassir Edda: I didn’t even have a phone until Marius (who is missing an arm) threw one at me

Rapaella la Cognizi: I have his arm! :D

Marius von Raum: I had the phone set up for you, but I kept forgetting to give it to you

Lyfrassir Edda: Ah

Ivy Alexandria changed Lyfrassir Edda’s name to Inspector Braincell

Inspector Braincell: Fuck off

Ivy Alexandria: No.

Marius von Raum: no

Raphaella la Cognizi: No :)

 

6:00 pm

Ashes O’Reily: Mandatory Movie Night at my flat bc I said so

Jonny D’Ville: i wood refuse but u would drag me kiking and screaming

Ashes O’Reily: I would

Toy Soldier: I Would Love To, But I Am In Russia!

Jonny D’Ville: y the fuck r u in Russia???

Toy Soldier: Circus! :-D

Jonny D’Ville: not asking

Ashes O’Reily: everyone else better be there

Gunpowder Tim: got it <3

Raphaella la Cognizi: Marius and I will be there

Inspector Braincell: Noted

Ivy Alexandria: I will be there.

Universe’s Greatest Engineer: Heard

Notes:

That's the start. Constructive criticism is accepted, as I have no idea what I'm doing. But I hope you enjoyed whatever that was.